>leaves inter to join barca in hopes of winning ucl>inter wins treble>can't handle being second rate compared to messi. leaves barca>barca wins ucl>sweden is finally playing well without zlatan after his retirement from the national team>comes back from retirement. does nothing. completely ruins what sweden had going onyou'd think this would have humbled him. but he's still an arrogant piece of shit. will he ever realize that him and his attitude was the problem all along?
Football Chuck Norris found his calling in commentary on Faux Sports surrounded by other insufferable egos trying to mog one another while their audience mutes the TV and orders a beer from the barkeep.
He'll die making corny jokes and believing he's the bestYou'll die seething
still better than harry kane
>>157185783>can't handle being second rate compared to messi. leaves barcalmao they kicked him because messi bitched about "not being important" anymore.
>>157185783He was bullied by Messi and his entouragePique confirmed this
>>157185892If Zlatan was bullied by Messi, then why does he glaze him every chance he gets? He literally can't get Messi's dick out of his mouth.
>>157185892Pessi actually got insecure about Platan.>https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/fotboll/a/kaQzok/messis-sms-till-pep-petade-zlatanBut then he also flopped there and choked against Inter in the semi-finals. Have you seen that comp? All his touches lmao what a stinker
>>157185912>He literally can't get Messi's dick out of his mouth.He got mindraped by Messi and hes jealous at Ronaldo. You know a bit like an Indian who invokes black male genitals to own whitey even tho Indians are not black
>>157185783All the arab and swedish lower classes hype on Zlatan didnt help at all. That dude never had the right attitude in the pitch or in the locker room, and it obviously shows in his mickey mouse team trophies.What baffles me is Barça spending so much money but still not knowing what kind of troublemaker he was.
>>157185867Kane is just dumb for wasting his prime years at Tottenham. Kane would have a CL if he played for half the teams Zlatan was at.
>>157186105Definitely not. Kane is one of the most weakmind players in history and I will never understand why people think otherwise
>>157186143I would take Rooney over Kane any day but between Zlatan and Kane? Kane is way better for the team. I don't remember any game where Zlatan stepped up to save his team.
>>157185783Why does /Sp/ not rate Ibra? Guy is the best striker of his generation besides Suarez
>>157186447can you remember any games against non shitter teams where kane stepped up to save his team
>>157186536No, because I don't watch Tottenham games, but he has scored against big teams.>>157186511He is behind Rooney, Lewandowski, Suarez, Benzema, Villa, Eto'o etc.
>>157185783being Le arrogant man is his shtick, he earnes money off itblame americans for getting fucking Ibrahimović of all people to be a tv pundit, wouldn't trust him to tell me the time of dayas for overrated, back in the halcyon days of my youth the only thing that mattered was how cool your tricks are and how cool the goals areand Ibra is very much in the top of his generation for scoring cool goals
>>157185912Slatan only respect better players like messi or ronaldo fat.Thats why he glaze him.Ronaldo is not better than him, just more luck being in superior teams and national team.Also messi treated him well, sadly pep is a retarded social rejected freak
>>157185993>Argie player getting insecure about an euro cuck with no hunger Hahajajajaja naaaaaa, messi was just mad the Big nose gypsy didnt wanna run and he has to work instead.Only the 10 can walk, You cant have two lazy players so messi was worried
