If the best women soccer players in the world played men, could they defeat any semi pro team of men? How about amateur male teams where the median player has 5 years playing experience?
>>157186514she moves like an absolute downer
>>157186514>could they defeat any semi pro team of men?Define semi-pro, please. I think it can mean a wide range of teamsFair chance they wouldn't win>amateur male teams where the median player has 5 years of playing experience?That pretty much is my local 10th tier club, and I'm pretty sure the best female team would beat them. Though it wouldn't be a total massacre - assuming they play on our shitty pitch and the ref is used to officiating men's gamesA fully coherent team where the players are used to each other can obviously defeat a team of un-synced players that are not used to each other even if the latter have much better individual quality. To a degree at least
>>157186514Does this dumb bitch not know that women's soccer exists?
>>157186514The women should have more players on the pitch. Perhaps 15 women vs 11 men would be competitive
>>157186649Your 10th tier side is probably better than a MLS U-15 team
>>157186514I find it cute when people with palsy don't give up and still try to play sports
>>157186514i stand corrected
>>157186783They are massive retards, although based. They have very little tactical discipline. Not sure how well they'd play against opponents who are arguably physically inferior but certainly smarter and also a bit more technically adept
>women
>wo-men
>WIMMIN
>WYMYN
>>157186877The more I think about it, the more I want to see it
>>157186514https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/There are probably ways to increase the popularity of women's football, but pretending they're equal to even semi pro men ain't it
>>157186514A smile so cute it could make me ignore that she has the body of a 50 year old man.
just throw it straight into the goal
the dazzling heights of women's footy
>>157187100>>157187087>>157187059>>157187049Thing about women's sports is that it doesn't get much better than thisTheir touches are terrible, they're so unathletic compared to even semi-pro menIt honestly feels a lot of the time they're playing with a waterlogged ball idk how anyone could stand watching them even for gooner shitI watched the women's hockey olympic final and it was kinda funny because during regulation it was boring as fuck but when it went to the 3v3 overtime it was hilariously entertaining because clearly none of the women on the ice were comfortable with the speed of the gameThat speed of course being just a fraction of a normal NHL game but it just shows how much worse these "prime" athletes are
personal favorite, a perfect own-goal hat-trick
>>157187149That shouldn't count as a goal
>>157186514Semi-pros as in, clubs from developed football nations are not fully professional but basically right behind it? They probably beat any female team by quite a lot unless the ref is a very strict women's football referee who doesn't tolerate any physicality. Then the men probably still win, but not by much. The intensity is too high, and the error quota would be lowerSome random amateur team with five years of experience ... hard to say. 5 years of experience mean 5 years of senior (!) experience, I assume? Because then it could go either way. Five years in total means they get pummeled
on the other hand,
they're good at being cute, which is very important to me
what if they all did cool flippy acrobatics?
Let me put this to you bluntly. I would make 10 calls to my ex-teammates from my former club academy and we would beat the current Spanish women national team that are world champions.
>>157187239Thats the only reason anyone bothers to watch women's sports. They're generally sexier than men and usually more pleasant to look at.
>>157187239>cuteMost of these bitches are rough lookingAnd they're clearly gay
The womens US team couldn't beat Wrexham's old pensioners
>>157187324most? sure, but I only need a couple to be hot. also who cares if they're gay? it's not like I'm going to be fucking them regardless.
what about women's basketball?
I mean, what's so hard about throwing a ball into a hoop?
or maybe american football, they could be in low-impact positions like kicker?
or motorsports?
any reason why they wouldn't be able to compete behind the wheel?
>>157187403JEsus they play at the training center? That must be depressing
>Shoots the ball at 2 mph (3.2 kph)>Male GK walks to the other side of goal to pickup the ball before it rolls inYeah, I don't think so
>>15718704914 white neymar's sister
>>157186514Lol noRemember how the world champion lost to the u-15 Dallas fc team?
>>157187337>2026>STILL comparing apples to oranges
or maybe they could- ah fuck it
YOU GO GIRL
>>157186514they should play in lingerie
You can't replace a pussy with a pucci
>>157187670Fuck off creep
>>157187537Well, >my club's ladies get to play in the main stadium for virtue signal reasons. They averaged 7,000 fans, and that was second in the league. The stadium has a capacity of 60,000. It only worked because the tickets were super cheap, you could get all home games for 18.87 EurosBuilding a fitting stadium just isn't worth it
>>157187823Paying for this shit feels wrong in and of itself
>>women>>wo-men>>WIMMIN>>WYMYN>just throw it straight into the goal>the dazzling heights of women's footy>personal favorite, a perfect own-goal hat-trick>on the other hand,>they're good at being cute, which is very important to me>what if they all did cool flippy acrobatics?>most? sure, but I only need a couple to be hot. also who cares if they're gay? it's not like I'm going to be fucking them regardless.>what about women's basketball?>I mean, what's so hard about throwing a ball into a hoop?>or maybe american football, they could be in low-impact positions like kicker?>or motorsports?>any reason why they wouldn't be able to compete behind the wheel?>or maybe they could- ah fuck it>YOU GO GIRLi'm sure if we posted videos of low-tier or amateur men's leagues we would find equally embarrassing bloopers and make a strong case of how shit men areeither way you will die a kissless virgin
>>157187742piss off dracula
>i'm sure if we posted videos of low-tier or amateur men's leagues we would find equally embarrassing bloopers and make a strong case of how shit men areeither way you will die a kissless virgin
>>157186514The problem is physicality, if men were playing to win they would wreck the women even if they couldnt dribble as well
>>157186514The best women's team in the world would lose to 12 men from this board
>>157186514They can't even beat teenage boys
>>157187964Again, even the high level women's soccer isn't much better than the amateurish shit you in those clips
>>157188111>Junior FloresThat's a flash from the past
>>157186514They would lose against Anon FC. We already had this discussion many times and we have enough talent on this board to easily beat them.
>>157186649semi-pro means the players are paid to play but not a full time wage, so they will have other jobs and income sources. As opposed to professional (fully professional) where players earn their living as footballers, and amateur where players are not paid to play at all
>>157187964Cunts literally lose to 13 year olds
>behold, a man
>>157186514Maybe a top tier female team could beat a U12 boys team.U13 and up. Very doubtful.U17 U18 virtually Impossible.
>>157187087>0:23HOLY
>>157187199It absolutely doesn't you mong...
>>157186514I'm 42 give me half a year to get /fit/ and I would unironically ATROPELATE any 11 of these cunts, I'd slide tackle this one in the video, with her atrocious looking dumb woman motor skill, so fucking hard (whilst playing the ball) that her cunt would tear open up to her belly buttonwhich would suit me fine btw because then I wouldn't have to bother raping her post match either
>>157189001you won't do shit bud
>>157187964Hope they see and reward you with sex, simp.
>>157187491they should remove the obstacles, someone could get really hurt
>>157187100Are there invisible wires in the box? What is going on lol
>>157188963>why dont they just put a fat person in go-aaacckkk
>>157187233sunderstacies....
>>157187415my dad found some old home dvds recentlymy sister's 7th grade bball game had a first quarter score of 4-2 lol
>>157186514>linebacker hipsgrim
Look up hat trick of own goalsYou'll never guess which gender
>>157186514don't know about amateurs but the very best often lose against U15 middle schoolers
>>157186514it must be humiliating to be a woman you know. all you got is your looks, and even then, most of that came from men too. from the clothes you wear the makeup and skincare products you use to most certainly the medical procedures and lastly all of the businesses that make all of it possible. all so you can make "content" that you sell to men anyway because god forbid they ever actually support themselves. the fuckin WNBA and i think even ligamx femenil are more watched by men that by women.
>>157187239Why did her nipples get rock hard?
>>157190182>LinebackerMore like cyclists hips.
>>157186742The pitch and goal should simply be smaller. Many other sports already have differences between male and female competitions, it would fix most issues with women football
>>157190354It would be if women were capable of introspection and feeling shame
/chud/ general I see
>>157186514She can't even spell football right
why do they look so weird playing? i'm not even saying this in a misogynistic way, it's just strange looking. idk how to articulate it.
>>157187087To be fair in this one, the pitch looks completely waterlogged. So can understand scuffing the shot. The others can't be excused
>>157186514The best women soccer team would probably lose to the best XI from /sp/, i'm not even kidding. Assuming >we got some minimal time to set up and have a practice session, figure out positions etc.This could change in the future if female football improves but as it currently stands they have practically no chance against 11 people who actually played football at any men's senior level. That's the reality.
>>157190524Welcome to 4channel, enjoy your stay
>>157190551They're smaller and slower
>>157187964#1 ally to women award>>157188094would pay good money to watch this without caring about who won
>>157187059Didn't this girl pull like 3 huge fuck ups, or own goals, in this very game?
>>157191816maybe you're thinking of >>157187189 ?
>>157191828No, that CB's face is ingrained in my memory for some reason
>>157187662I like how #4 girl is fighting every breath to stay alive
>>157186514no> https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/Take the top 11 women on the planet, make a "World Women's All Star Team", they will still lose to like a 5th tier English team where half the players have 9 to 5 jobs. Its not about technical ability, its about speed, strength and size. Especially in lower tier football they don't play "Spain ball", they play "Route 1" kick it over the top, shoulder barge through, and run onto it. The second a 110lb woman tries to go against some 6' brute she'll get knocked to the ground. Game over.> be me> turbo manlet> played high school soccer, still play occasionally, lift a bit, run a lot> join co-ed rec league in my late 20s> occasionally hookup with women from the league> shit was so cash> go against some other team where the girls were literal college All Americans> they can hit a decent shot when they have 5 seconds on the ball> never give them 5 seconds on the ball> not difficult to guard> they get ultra salty and pull shirts, hair, etc.> i'm faster than them, my whole team is faster than themezpz gg no re> went out for drinks with them after> got an aggressive handjob from onenote: if you ever play in a co-ed league, you can literally have a team of high level men play without women (as in, play 2 or 3 people down) and they'll be better
breed
>>157187662What the hell is happening here
>>157186514soccer is literally a women's sport. this bitch is on crcak to think otherwise
>>157192432Your skin is the color of shit isn't it
>>157187662I assume, based on the filename, that this is some sort of Special Olympics/Paralympics competition where all the other racers have physical disabilities and the girl is "just" autistic or something.Alternatively, humiliation ritual.
>>157186514I’ve posted this before a few times:I grew up in a college town. Our local university had a D1 women’s basketball team. They weren’t great but not bad, like made the tournament every 3-5 years usually. Sometimes during the offseason they would come to our open gyms just for a workout. One time their whole fucking team comes to our open gym, this was summer before my junior year. Our to-be varsity starters played their to-be starters. I was the 6th man and played about 10 minutes. We beat them something like 60-40 in a 30 minute game and it really wasn’t that close. There’s a massive athleticism difference between men and women, it’s not a fair fight. After a few possessions we realized we could run on them and they had no chance. I wasn’t very good at basketball and I got a handful of rebounds over a 6’4 center who ended up being 2nd team all league the next two years. She was slow as fuck and had a max 6” vertical
>>157192078Kek my best friend in high school dated the state runner up in tennis. He could beat her despite never playing tennis competitively
>>157186514No they lose to U15 boys. They lose to 13 and 14 year old boys.They are very unathletic, slow, weak, lack spatial awareness.
>>157187049>>157187059>>157187087>>157187100>>157187415So is it because of this?
>>157192917And this?
>>157192618shut yo bitch ass up cracka
>>157190159Hilarious. Post it to youtube then post the link here so we can all laugh.
>>157187964These are top tier leagues, incel
>>157187189This is still the most unbelievable shit thats ever happened in the history of organized sports.
>>157186514It would depend solely on the effort the guys put and their understanding of tactics. I'd bet on the semi pros, but I would need to watch the amateurs first
>>157186514>that slow ass through the legsA kid could stop that
>>157193241>>157187189I really feel like you have to just quit after this. Change your name.
>>157187100kino
https://youtu.be/JRJEeVdDPEM?t=819
>>157186514A couple of them could hold me down and rape me while the rest score on an open net.
>>157187189In one half too!
>>157187662transretard?
>>157195037>backwards time>Game ends after goal even though there were 6 minutes left
>>157195595USA college used to have extra time if it was tied at the end of regulation for league matches. It was golden goal, so the league giants spammed ET wins.A few years ago they abolished ET for non-tournament league matches since it was largely free wins for the giants while being overly physically taxing for no reason.I do think the tournament matches still go with golden goal, but their season is so short and condensed it best to not extend matches too much.
>>157195629>being overly physically taxing for no reason.not even stoppage time?>golden goalthat was my first thought but i wasnt sure it was still a thing
>>157195777Stoppage time doesn't exist because the ref stops the clock for whatever nonsense.They play the 90 minutes, but the clock stopping makes it kind of hard to follow since the game flow dies.Also, they VAR 8 things a match, which makes you want to become an hero
>>157195807>they VAR 8 things a match,8 things?
>>157195873an exageration, but since there is no dedicated VAR its up to the referee and assistants to decide if something needs a reviewmuch more efficient to have an external VAR to call them in
>>157186514don't care. id fuck this bitch till she sheds tears and wets the bed. that's how i fucking roll, yeah im based.
This thread gives me HOPE.
>>157186514women would get blown up on the off the ball contact. imagine fighting for a header, they'd get steamrolled
>>157186514>If the best women soccer players in the world played men, could they defeat any semi pro team of men? Not a chance. When the Australian women's team lost 0 - 7 to a team of 15 year old boys they were ranked 5th in the world. Number one might've scored one goal. Women cannot compete with men. Deny biology all you want but it's why there are separate leagues.
>>157187100To be fair this one looks exactly like men's soccer.
>>157190672They have a complete different bone structure. Their hips are made for giving birth not running jumping and twisting.
>>157189001What’s your preferred position? We get the team together and play murderball. I’m a right-footed right back can play left as well, I’m semi-ambidextrous
>>157187199It doesn’t but she clearly doesn’t know that because she celebrates
>>157187087Tumtum
>>157187169This illustrates one of the three reasons why women should not be in combat roles in the military
>>157192917Shouldn’t a lower centre of gravity make them better in theory?
>>157186514God my brain is so fucked, I clicked on this webm just because I saw thighs in the thumbnail without even realizing this thread was about women’s football, it wasn’t until it zoomed out I snapped out of my coombrained stupor I’m gonna go jack off
>>15718651415 year old boys who play footy stomp pro footballers. The disparity between the two genders is too extreme for them to have a chance unless you have them play against kids, people who are too fat to play, or too elderly. They have a chance against boys who are 13, assuming they aren’t all tall for their age and have had puberty kick in hard.
>>157187189I figured the list of professional players with 3 own goals in one match, let alone in one half of football, has to be absolutely tiny. Turns out she's the only one in history with 3 in one match. Exclusive company.
>>157186514The best female soccer teams in the world can't beat their local sub-16 male teams, it is known for a very long time by now
I think the idea of womens teams vs mens team is less interesting than interesting than both teams playing 3-4 women and having to make strategic decisions about which positions are impacted the least. Do you match your women positions to the other women or do you leave them exposed, can you develop talent to fit a niche particularly well. Perhaps so much so that the results are seamless. This might be a more interesting question for some other team sports.
It’s not a surprise. Women are useless in everything they do. That’s why onlyfans has been so great becuase it has allowed women to realize their only true worth is their holes. They aren’t athletic creative smart funny or interesting of course. They are retards who just consoom nonstop
>>157199504did you share these revelations with your mother and grandmas?
>>157187100this looks like slow motion
>>157187189This was at an event called the "#SheBelieves Cup"
I love women so much bros
>>157188963can't stop staring at the ref's baldness
>>157186742Try 20 women vs 5 men
>>157198625>flagyeah I guess it would, to you
>>157186514I don't know what to say to "5 years playing experience" in football. In europe and most of the world football is just something you do from when you're a kid. You don't take up football and gain experience like that, you just play. So I don't know what 5 years playing experience means. 5 years playing experience would be a bunch of 10 year olds. Women can be very skillful, but speed and power lets them down hugely, so they generally would have no chance against males because they will be quicker to the balls and challenges are a walk over. Shots on goal will also leave women little chance. But they could be good in some things, smart and skillful. Same as how plenty of women will beat you in a game of chess or in general knowledge. Retired players and underage players also face some of the physical difficulties women face and obviously there have been such matchups.>>157199277Sometimes they win, sometimes they get stomped. Such games are mainly played as warmup and a bit of fun. They're not meant as some kind of statement. >>157200051Not all the girls are like rapinhoe or the feminazis that talk for them, many are for sure embarrassed and find it really cringe. Probably most, sporty girls are rarely feminist types in my experience, raping hoe is an unfortunate anomaly.
>>157186529You can see 12 year olds with better dribbling skills
>>157188615>behold, a manhmm now that I think about it OP >>157186514 video reminds me of this lil nigga
>>157187239my boy big zirk
>>157187964>i'm sure if we posted videos of low-tier or amateur men's leagues we would find equally embarrassing bloopers and make a strong case of how shit men are>either way you will die a kissless virgin
>>157200917>no stutter stepsign her
>>157200917hagahsgsfasagafa
>>157200917She just needs a bit of practice. She can use my balls for this purpose.
>>157200917>shitCUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTE also are you even allowed to swear at BYU?
>>157200917Would soak.
>>157186514just have an exhibition and find out.check who says no.check who complains after.
>>157187662I can now see why globo homo pull these humiliation rituals on dumb liberals, they're fucking hilarious.
>>157202009>mfw train
>>157200917Women are so cute they shouldn't be playing sports they should be getting creampied.
>>157187189
>>157203146>Hello darkness my old friend...
>>157187189seriously why didnt the manager sub her out after the 2nd one? did he want to see this happen?
>>157187425having seen this multiple times I only just noticed that they stopped because the quarter was over.I wonder how long they would have continued had it not been for that.
>>157205618if you're that close, why not go for the gold?
>>157187498One is that there are far less girls interested in becoming racing drivers than men. The other is that F1 racing is very physically demanding. Core strength, neck strength and physical endurance are musts.
Didn't the US Women's soccer team that won like 3/4 WC's get their ass kicked by some middle school boys in the US, and you saw what our US national team looks like, 7th-8th tier athlete rich kids, a harvard goalie who couldn't handle pressure so badly he kicked the grass, and a few scrap foreign scrap parts borrowed from technicalities. They couldn't even beat the U-15 version of that without a borrowed foreign guy like Balogun
>>157187189I was watching the goalie thinking "The goalie never touched it though", not realizing it was her teammate that kept scoring on her, kek
Somebody post that team of amputees scoring against women
>>157206501>US Women's soccer team that won like 3/4 WC's get their ass kicked by some middle school boys in the US, and you saw what our US national team looks likeI was thinking about that but then...I didn't care lol
>>157206547goalies never expect this ONE WEIRD TRICK
>>157200917She cute
why do people always compare the women to men?you don't compare nfl to pop warner teams
>>157206963yes I do
i dont care that women cant do athletic feats. i just care that they are attractive and would be a good wife and mother. look at op girl>emily leglershe dribbles and moves like a retard but then at the end, the face close up showing her beautiful face and smile and blonde hair, thats all that matters. im sure she makes a shitload of money as some "influencer" thot but surprisingly she doesnt have an onlyfans. she has some weird adult site called 'fanflix" which doesnt seem to do anything.by the way, looking her up, she has a twin sister named chloe who of course is a whore with onlyfans and sex tapes on the internetgod i fucking hate women so much.
>>157207191True, I wish female soccer goalies were better but I overall enjoy seeing the women play as long as they aren't doing things to be unlikable like the 2023 team was
>>157191906Paula Radcliffe parolympian equivalent.Lane 1 likely has gender identity crisis or similar - a very serious and debilitating disability.
>>157186514One of my mates in high school who played A-grade in Sydney played against our women's national team when he was 15 and they drew 3-3.
>>157207761>>157191906>>157187662>start to take a step>remember you're trans>ACK
>>157200889why did you post a selfie larping with a tee?
>>157207191not cute enough to counter being retarded with no hips
