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i wonder why this whole interview is not meme'd more. no one cares about unc already i guess
>getting KWABed by his sonHmmm Ronaldobros?
>>157187040thumbnail makes it look like he's wearing that huge kanye west roblox suit
>>157187050Nobody values your goals cause you're scoring them in the camel league where even Joao fucking Felix looked like a GOAT
>>157187050He is not wrong. It's not just about the total number of goals. He scores many prime CR7-esque goals in the Saudi league.
>>157187040This guy has a son? I thought he was gay
>>157187040He should go to the Dutch league to statpad in a more respected (yet equally easy) league
>>157187050He is a grade A moron, not judging his football skills but the man has brain damage or something
>>157191742he's been high on huffing his own farts for the last 10 years at least, if he was chocolate he'd eat himself
>>157191742Perez said the same thing. Ronaldo is Bateman irl.
>>157187050>This year I'm scoring goals, lots of goals. I'm scoring beautiful goals.I read that with Trump's voice and I know you did too.
>>157193532He wants people to cheer for him the same way he scored in El classico matches or the champions league. He worth over a billion now but at the cost of playing in half empty soulless stadiums in an irrelevant leugue with nothing to show for
>>157193451wtf i love florentino now
>>157187110And yet Pissi gets sucked off for scoring goals on Leganes, Huesca, Girona, Atlanta United, the Philadelphia Union, FC Toronto, and a bunch of other detritus that would probably lose to the camel league teams.
his kid will be here on /sp/ calling him >penaldo soon enough
>>157187040>his son is a pozzed nafri-faggot-larper with bird nest hairits so overclassic pattern of sign a deal for a great career for a cost of corrupted first-born
>>157194735No he doesn't. Nobody except for you fuckers watch the mls. His career has been done and dusted ever since he moved to Miami
>>157187040Owned by your own sperm
>>157193532Guilty as charged