Arnold in Flushing editionNo girls allowed>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleThe prestigious Washington and Los Cabos are on next week's schedule>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1e.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157145980
>>157188186>The prestigious Washington and Los Cabos are on next week's schedule>next week's scheduleare they really
>>157188186first for sinner dominating this US swing
Why was there no thread for a week?
go visit the store at the tournament cunts>>157188226german mistake
Tomic will win Los Cabos
>>157188186>OP doesn't have the right scheduleGreat, now how am I gonna find out what happens next week?
>>157188186>Schwartzmanegger
>>157188265>>157188213
>>157188237>go visit the store at the tournament cunts???? lol no way
>>157188305Its best to remain quiet when you have made errors and ought to feel shame
>>157188357He looks like his mom
>>157188334there was an announcement/advertisement during a changeover so i just try to help
Direct comparison in sunlight. Petty sure it’s the court design
>>157182848Cheers. Have you been introduced to the Arse bros.?
OP, you dropped the "Gentlemen's Tennis" too, you dip.
Jefferstein getting eaten alive
>>157188405That's Wimpleton specific
Gonna sue the government of Ethiopia for these unforgivable errors that cast a bad light on the World Tennis community
>>157188374It's always dingy at these tournaments, my brightness is turned up an extra 10%
Minaur in cruz control now
I'll never rate Giron at anything ever again
>>157188535So, how long have you been waiting to use this one?
Last stop for the cruz
Man you DC bloakes in the audience look pretty ugly desu
>>157188564Was waiting for the perfect timing in the match
Well he'll have a good story to tell Fed's daughters at their next barbecue
>>157188725Why are you awake for this shit?
6 to 2 in the over 9 shots is a surprise>>157188747I woke up for it and will be going back to bed nowSee you when Bernie plays
>>157188760>Berniehuh?
>>157188788Tomic is taking on Norrie
>>157188843thought he was finally developing his own style and then he does this...
>>157188843he even has one of those swimming caps like black people use in daily lifedisgusting
>>157188843omg please stop wtf is he doing?
>>157188947he'll 100% wear it on court for one match for sure
These play times are not very euro friendly. Even for an east coast event
When does the good tennis start?
>>157188430you didnt even put atp in the last OP home dog
hours and hours of no tennis
How can there be precisely two matches tonight and one of them is something called ,,atman vs tabelo””
>>157190593Tabilo is top50 on clay.Atmane is full meme
>>157190521Really? Can't find the thread you're talking about
>>157190822Top 50 on clay is a beautiful backhanded compliment.
>>157190956depends, I rate it more than top50 overall
>Scheduling the Aussies at 3AM Aussie time>Playing nothing after work for the burgers until after dinner???
Fognini saying that back in his days the big 3 didn't skip masters and that any random can win a masters nowadays
Watching some kinos and debating having a glass of wine desu
Struggling to pick out this OP image in the log.
>>157191771Not sure how I feel about this meme
>>157192095KekThere’s just a lot of blue images in the log right now
>shitton
>Jay Dylan Hara FriendWho?
>>157192790What do you mean? That’s the most common in the great Okinawa area.
wta
>serve for the set>three double faults to get broken to loveNow that's Denis Tennis
All the bad guys are winning in DC
>>157191356Yeah, well maybe alcaraz should stop being injured, sinner fix his exhaustibility and Zverev only now has been unlocked.Starting soon no more schmucks are winning a 1000 anymore besides Canada maybe
>wake up >tomic still hasn't playedamazing
>>157188186where did you get this photo of me playing tennis with my shirt off? Omg im so embarrassed.
Not looking good for /ourbernie/
How did Kakaknob lose to THIS
>>157188186Hello guys I have never watched a single Tennis but I am trying to fit in with you. So whats your favourite surface?
Imagine if he cared
>>157195880If you want to look like a true connoisseur, tell people carpet is the greatest surface.
>>157195905Business idea: barefoot Tennis on a classic Autoteppich where ten five year olds have played with legos and cars before
>>157195924We had an indoor adventure place called the Jelly club as a kid where you could ride push cars around a giant version of this Then I got a bit older and they wokeified it
Jensen buttsby
Geabro has won two 3-set matches in a row with a last set bagel. What is he cooking
>>157196658Butt is nothing like brook thoughever
>>157196747i will not explain
>>157195924>Barefoot tennis on LegosNice. Very sadistic.
>>157191356
Hearing reports it's a Friday afternoon in the middle of July and there's no tennis on?? Just run Monte Carlo again or something
>>157197444This is why we need 4 weeks masters to fill the void of the calendar
Just remembered yakoob menshit reached the semi finals of the Roland Garros.
Tick tock Binner.
>>157197444You can watch *checks Flashscore* Sumit Nagal in the Liberec Challenger
>>157197981Might go down my local courts and see who's on
>>157197856Won't win a thing with that ridiculous hairstyle.
>>157198100why?
>>157198142Cause of my own insecurity, I need people who don't fit my own narrow view of the world to fail. It's no deeper than that really
>>157197856What do you call this stance?
>>157198279>maybe he's the most talented player on tourkek based
>>157197981>Liberec ChallengerSpeaking of
>>157198429He NEEDS to ditch that hair, he will destroy the prestige of the US Open.
>>157198473That style only lasts a few weeks. It's not even August yet
>>157198524>It's not even August yetYeah apparently it's still mid July
>>157198546
>>157198271"Get off my land">>157197444Montreal tomorrow but I suppose that starts later in the day too
>>157198546There's July behind us and July still ahead of us, what does that make where we are?
>At 8:05pm, the Player sent a text message on WhatsApp to her boyfriend, Andrew Paulson, who is also a Czech professional tennis player. The message, translated into English, read: "So like here is ringing some cunt from the doping"lel
>>157198719>Andrew Paulson>professional tennis playerLiterally who?
>>157198741Good Czech lad, many fond memories of sharing a Gambrinus with him down by the banks of the Vltava
>>157198617the cutest of bunnies!
>>157198680That makes us currently in the Winter E stage of July
>>157197550This doesn't feel right
Oh shit. Tennis is happening for a change
Married Demon is going to hit the tour like a cat 5 hurricane
this chink is ugly as fuck, no offense.he is southern chinese in ancestry? I think northerners look better
tiebreak, just as the americans like itlet's go
not the outcome we wanted
Brandon sending De Minaur back to the honeymoon early.
Nagasaki
>fire fat ass gf>sinner goes on a generational runmaybe germanbro is right about women
Wasn't Demon supposed to be a top 5 player
LFG BRANDON
this can't be happening
De Minaur? More like Demerit
based Nagasaki
>>157201716Absolute state
>Steve Harvey lmfao
>>157198100Remember when he went bald? I don't think this guy gives 2 shits about his appearance
>>157198271It's only smellz
>>157201979bald was one of the better hairstyles he's had
>>157201506>fucks Kyrgios>fucks BinnerDoes she have an ugly men fetish?
>>157197856If you look at his last game at the barcelona open where he got hurt, he was firing forehands until the end of the match. I'm convinced the doctors told him 1 month to recover, but he extended it to 3 months to fuck around with his girlfriend and watch the world cup unbothered.
Shitz
>>157201979He shaved off his hair because his brother messed up a cut
why is his torso like that mane
He reminds me of Peter Crouch in Fifa street 3
>>157203246kek
>>157203232I have that same problem. It also makes you look like a giant wire hanger
>>157201557supposed? he is (or was until a week ago)
jodarshians...
>>157203157and then he made him his coach lol
We WTA now
Jordars hairline already kinda chopped tbqh
Musetti would be good if he didn't suck and had a real serve
BAMOSHH
Godar
Jodar's winning the prestigious Disctrict of Columbia event
I'm glad I decided to sleep through the night
It's so over for fantasy Aussie
>Lot A and Lot B parking lots are both at capacity. Fans should instead go to the DCUSA Parking Garage at the Columbia Heights Mall and catch the tournament shuttle to get here.just have your tournament in the city bro
>>157206094The next week of torment can begin pretty much from now that we know the leaf draw. Might rage trade the whole team away desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDRSTEHNrmo
Guys, I spent all day today with a girl instead of watching tennis :)
>>157206978Same but it was momberg
>>157206994thats nice too :^)
>>157206978Invite me to the next /atp/ meetup in DMV
>>157207032turns out the DMV meet up was all three girls. Odd.
There's something fruity about men in the crowds who use fans
Exciting innit?
>>157207372Yes. Based ballslave slayer
>Shelty lost to Tabilogrim
>>157207517Good morning
>>157207549Good morning
Grug should've stuck with JCF's semen retention programmeSinner too
They repossessed my ShelphoneWhat the hell is DMV do you all work at the government car place from the simpsons
>>157206978I'm sorry, but you're safe now with us.
Looking forward on how this explosive diarrhea outbreak will effect this season
>>157207879I think I have it tbqh
>>157207879Only fastfood connoisseur Learner Tien will be at risk
>>157207797>>What the hell is DMV>DC>Maryland>Virginia
>>157208703Oh. Back home in NY we call that the tristate area
What went wrong with Benjamin Shelby
>>157209176Just not very good at tennis unfortunatelyMany such cases
>>157209187Is Arthur Gea good at tennis?
>>157209216No
>>157209216Are any of the Arthurs good at tennis?
>>157209417Oh, Fils is fantastic. The one set he can manage to play before breaking all of his bones, at least.
>>157207879there is literally a worm in salads and other produce in the entire midwest and North east where everyone is too scared to eat salad and go to Taco Bell.
>>157209978Sinner seems pretty good desu. Even makes Alcaraz seem less than.
>>157210034Sinner is just statpadding vs frauds. Charlie still mogs in slams. But he needs to win some tour finals
>>157210054isnt it 5v7 slams?Thats mogging?
>>157209978All I’m seeing here is Ruudgoat
>>157210068Sinner is 2 years older and hasn't missed a single slam since 2019. Charlie has missed like 3 or 4 in recent years? Career grand slam >>> All masters
>>157209978do this but with Arthurs
>>157210161>Arthur Fils>Arthur Rinderknech>Arthur Fery>Arthur Cazaux>Arthur Gea>Arthur AsheWhat a lineup
Alex-es would destroy the Arthurs, and it wouldn't be even close.Alexander Zverev, Alexander Bublik, Alexander Blockx, Alexander Shevchenko, Alex de Minaur, Alex Michelsen, Alex Molcan, Alejandro Davidovich Fokina, Alejandro Tabilo.
>>157210197>>157210255the "A boys" do well but with Rafa, Roger and Rinki the "R boys" are out in the lead
>>157206978they play the tennis channel on tvs at the restaurant so you can do both
>>157210390>first date at the sports barhow romantic
>Rafael Jodar started the year outside the top 150...>He will now break into the top 20 on Monday, possibly up to #12 with a title in Washingtonabsolute state of the atp tour
>>157210324kek
>>157210455The Jodfather is just actually legit
>Popeye vs KokkeyeYes.But Osaka - Eala might be the match of the day
>Nakashima had just two career top-10 wins before 2026 but has already matched that tally this year, with both victories coming against Alex de Minaur. Lol
>>157210421it was actually at a greek restaurant i used to go to with my gf
>>157210994Dear god you probably had to watch a Tsitsipas match. Im so sorry
>Kokkring
Some proper Canadian regen whos in the Montreal quali draw
>>157191356he's a random and he won one though?
>>157212665Yeah and went through Nadal, Zverev, Rublev and the mighty Lajovic to do so
Bruh how I gon walk to the shop drink two beers read 50 pages of a mediocre airport novel called Slags and three hours pass and there ain’t been a post in my own goddammed general of /atp/
>>157214833>mostly euro general doesn't function when there are no matches until 1amwhoa
>>157214833We should boycott posting about the Association of Tennis Professionals until Fraudix and Demon are out of the top 10
>>157214935>>157214969I’m watching foids desu
Fritz-Jodar could be the match of the century
>Tsissy has to play qualies nowHoly grim>>157215087Jodar in 3
>>157215112He will make short work of the teenage phenom Keegan Rice, don’t fret. Maybe quali will give him the shock to actually get good.
>>157215587In straight sets. Greek doubters suspiciously quiet right now.
is this tabilo guy any good
It doesn’t matter my precious gaytp is dead, pack it up and fold it back into /tennis/
None of you are committed to this general
>>157216333The return of Charles will set things right
>>157216358Bro is cromwellposting
>>157215112>Tsissy has to play qualies nowKwab
>>157216315You say this now it then go to tennis and see it's so much posting about rank 200+ shitters names Whovasomething.
>>157216612I had an awakening when I lived with a shitty Indian roommate, he was ignoring the bin for weeks when it was his turn so I ignored it too and it was overflowing, so finally I emptied it, and when I came back in the cunt was mopping and sweeping up like Mary fucking Poppins. It’s easy to stew and simmer about the presence of evil, but it’s even easier to inspire others to do good in this world.
Nah I’m raging man Fritz has played a whole set and yall ain’t posting
>>157216779The thing is, I uh, don't really care about Taylor is all ahahaha
>>157216806Me in 2007 telling my gf I didn’t like Love Story
>>157216779Nagasaki is a sleep-inducing borderline servebot kind of player
>>157216649>It’s easy to stew and simmer about the presence of evil, but it’s even easier to inspire others to do good in this world. Who's simmering though? I post there occasionally, like during Wimby final, otherwise I just easily ignore. I'll likely post during the final as well but I just don't care enough about Jana or Feeva or whatever to be there consistently.
The Cincinnati wild cards will bring the hype this place needs
>>157217332in my heart dimitrov won 2025 wimbledon
The WC did seem to take the wind out of /atp/'s sails though. Serbia and Israel haven't been around.
will Fritz finally end his non-250 drought or will one of the Hispanics cuck him?
>>157217342>Serbia and Israel haven't been around.thats good though
>>157217351Jodar is playing like a madman. He's gonna win the final.
>>157217352I don't entirely disagree. Muh big 3 posting has noticeably declined kek.
Finally time for some real tennis
>>157217414Jodar in 3
who will kwab first?
Team doing so poorly I don't have the credits for enough big seeds.>Fritz --> Lehecka since the former is in Zverev's bracket, and the latter has a clearer path. If Jiri does his job (lol lmao), he should climb nicely in price to overtake Bublik and possibly Shelton>Shelton is defending a lot of points but relatively straightforward path to QFs barring one "Joe Ow Fonseca">Mensik and Tiafart better not shit the bed this time>Jodar has Musetti but he's beaten him last week. Does he have the belief to do it twice?>Fils and Shapo face each other, so really just banking on one of them to beat Vacherot and make some coinWill utterly seethe if Fritz beats Zverev
>>157217822>Will utterly seethe if Fritz beats ZverevVery possible
jodarbros....
>>157218121Trust the plan >>157217461
cam on hoedown
Well, I already mentioned months ago how I decided to leave this thread after the Jodar controversy and how you all used him to spread hate.How even after it was absolutely proven that he did nothing wrong, you put the axe on him.Just checking if you have already stop spreading lies.
Gotta respect Tabilo's relentlessness.
Welp. Fritz - Jodar it is.
Look at this slop.
geaped
>>157219058Looks good
>>157218904i think itll be an exciting match to watch.
>>157219058>No Grug>No Skinner>No NoleI'm guessing Zman. Maybe FAA with the home advantage, but he's a bit of a choker.
I'm thinking on putting $1,000 on psycho jodar tomorrow...
>>157217332One of these is not like the others
>>157221190Black?
>>157221199Jack is a black-hearted cheater, yes
Geabro!!
Fritz dog walked Zverev for women everywhere and he’ll do the same to Joe.
>>157221190Yes, Dimi isn't a retired former player, like the other two. The fourth space is a left blank for an eventual lucky loser.
there was a time when he was being alcaraz and sinner
>>157221544
Germanon was right by the way they've put some dark/day-for-night/la nuit americaine filter on Washington so it looks way darker than it should be.
taylor shitz
Fritzdar is unironically an interesting matchup, perhaps the first interesting match since the French Open. (I cannot remember a single thing that happened at Wimbledon)
>>157208755DC isn't a state innit
>>157221788>FritzdarNo. Come on. For fucking once, let's not.
>>157221848Are you saying it's not an exciting match or that it's a bad portmanteauJodar's name is just impossible to do anything with man, it's like needing to sneeze but you can't, it FEELS like it should be memeable but it resists all attempts to do so.
>>157221861All portmanteaus are retarded. Sincaraz is retarded, Fedal was retarded. All of it. Stop it. Seek help.
>>157221875
>>157221771Grim
>>157221875What about Alcaner
Kek, when even the German calls you out on being no fun you know it's bad.
>>157221905I said that every single portmanteau is-Actually... that's extremely less retarded that Sincaraz. Why wasn't this the one used?
>>157221908Oh, no, common misconception. Germans DO have a sense of humor. It's just terrible.
Let's shelve the ironic contrarianism for a moment, Sincaraz is way better than Alcaner
Look at this happy face! This horrible, soul-less, dead-eyed grin, like the one you see in your nightmares just before waking up in a cold sweat. So happy for him!
>>157221917All Germans have autismExibit A: binner
Just realised Canada quallies were only one round what the fuck
>>157221961Changed it last year. It sucks. So many players geting screwed.
Sinner never won Roland Garros, can he do it?
>>157222083All he needs is one rainy year
Why is /atp/ handling Gea's rise so poorly?
>>157222424I’ve been on the Geatrain since day 1
>>157222424Wasn’t that the dude who nearly shit himself?
>>157222435Proof?
I thought Gea-Wawrinka was one of the best matches of AO this year
>>157222440Yes
>>157222481Also>tennis star
gaylor shitz KEK
>>157222442Well since the AO
>>157222540kek at the order of the posts
Are any of these worth waking up for
>>157222727Nah get some rest ma8
>>157221190Is this racism or ageism?
A match at a human time tonight, what did we do to deserve this? We might even have 10 posts
>>157223123This final is genuinely the first good match in weeks.
>>157221875What did you think of Popykokk match yesterday?
>>157222027One day they'll even remove the linesjudges from the simulations.
>>157223146Griekspoor is a bot?
>>157223229Not like there's much else to his game
Doesnt a big tournament start today?
>>157222727yah the DMV (is) Open final will be great
>>157223150This was worth a look
what to watch until Jodaritz?
>>157224090im about to watch some porn to kill time
>>157224100tennis roleplay themed of course
The frodar is also cursed
its raining in the DMV btw
>>157223209If AI will be good for anything it will be to simulate matches between the GOATs in their primes.
Sky showing a picture of Sinner in their Canadian Open promo. FALSE ADVERTISING
>>157224381Maybe it's a picture of Buse. Gingers do look alike, you know.
>>157224381Oi, they got a loicanse for that?
> Lightning is in the area. Everyone on site should leave the stadium and seek shelter immediately.Lmao
Wish it would rain here. Another scorcher coming fuck me
A crisp 19 degrees here don’t see what the hullabaloo is about
>>157224545Same. My lawn is fucking destroyed
>>157224544Why are Americans so afraid of a little sky electricity?
>>157224564probably because the event is liable if someone gets hit by lighting and it isn’t covered by their insurance
yeah, aussies can sleep tightly. this match is unlikely to happen today.they might squeeze in an hour between 4 and 6 if they're lucky.
https://xcancel.com/mubadaladcopen/status/2083954093073064145#m
At least now there is a reason for the feed being so dim
In my country we say that lightning is angel's trying to make friend's :)
One good match of the year. The grizzled old king versus the young pretender. Rained out. Joke sport
Jodaritz has been postponedStarting to hate this sport
can't have shit in the DMV
>>157224683?>>157225101tell me about it. ive been waiting over a month for them to finally deliver me my drivers license
Damn. If they have to play tomorrow, they'll have to run to get a plane to Montreal before even touching the trophy.
>>157225066Well at least you can watch Montreal while we wait
>>157225066>JodaritzSounds like something from Dragon Ball
>>157225181cheeky
I'm not sure that three days of abject shitters before anyone good takes to the field is the ATP 1000 value proposition for the fans that Herr Gaudenzi thinks it is
>>157225224We must value all the tour, not just the top32
>>157225279not wrong. The Blockx games in Portugal were soul
>>157225279Yeah because we're autists, but thoughts and prayers for Jean-Paul and Rochelle McAdams from Halifax Newfoundland who have saved up all year for one day at the tenny and are confronted with something called ,,nicolas mejia"
ahhhhhh it keeps being postponed.this kills the sport
>>157225127>?They deleted their tweet
>>157225715Nonsense. Comfiest watch of the year.
>>157225747Court cam looks like thatOfficial feed looks like this
>>157225400>Halifaxwtf i never heard of this place before. looks insanely comfy and not yet totally overrun with immigrants.
>"Surely, we will get to see our Mombasa DC Open winner crowned today">Clueless.jpg
little did I know it would be the weather that would cuck Fritz
wait foids and doubles have to go before Jodar-Fritz?
They finally started play in DC
>>157226307Are Joditz on first or is there some other sheet?
>>157226355>>157226295
I guess it is justifiable to watch (not comment) the women's final as it is crucial to determine the start of Frodar
system thinks this post is spamwhat a fucking joke
powerful...
>>157226481Voluminous
>>157226481>essential workers>menTrue>scientists>womenDoubt, but partly true
Hello. When is the tennis?
>>157226535One JP set away.
>>157226535jpeg will save us and win this quickly
mubadala always sounds Indian to me
>>157226438Yah saying youll shoot up a place on 4channel.org is probably instant flag these days with ai reading all our posts.
>>157226566Completely agree. You'd think it's part of Mumbai or something
What's happening in Jodar's waiting room right now?Is his entourage still only consisted of his creepy satanist father?
>>157226693>Is his entourage still only consistedHoly esl kek
>rain againgoodnight lads
NOOOOOOOOOO
Let's all brainstorm an invention that could stop cloud water from ruining our sport
>>157226732I have long advocated for a ban on tournamentes located on oceanic and tropical climates, too unpredictable.
>>157226307why would you lie like this to me?
>>157226708>>157226710ahem I told you so >>157224649>>157226732>just play through it like men. >Switch balls after every 3 games (so they dont get too heavy)>and god forbid install a temporary roof (even useful if too much sun if correctly installed!)
>>157226754>can't be near the ocean>can't have warm weatherCan't wait for the Siberian Pro Tour
>>157226754I wanted to say>What about Munichbut that place just has predictably shitty weather in April
>ATP montreal rained out>WTA Toronto is still finewtf is wrong with this feminist continent?!
>>157226811arid, sub-arid, mediterranean climates would be eligible for outdoor tournaments. Other locations would be forced to host indoor tournaments only.Roland Garros would be relocated to Marseille. Wimbledon would be IndoorsUSO in San Francisco.Miami masters to PhoenixRogers Cup to VancouverCincinatti to DenverShangai to Ulan Bator.
>>157226566I’ve been wanting to do this post all day FUCCKKKK that you could have been mine
>>157226875Isn't Phoenix disgustingly hot
>>157226568I tried it removing the WHAT, I tried removing the foid, I rephrased “shoot up” to “take an AR-15 to”. Nothing worked
>>157226896We need a scorcher on tour.
>>157226917We already have AO + warmups
My local DMV is a lovely place
>>157226925true, AO is somewhat mild sometimes though. In Phoenix heat is guaranteed, but maybe it's a bit too much indeed. Can't have another coastal North American major tournament though, and Salt Lake City is too small for a masters and Las Vegas too souless...
>>157226911Sorry, looks like MI6 infiltrated your system if they block your attempts >>157226940You've been flagged as a danger to society now
Montreal seems to be back at least.
>currently watching WTA1000 Toronto sponsored by Ozempicwhere did my life go wrong?
>>157226974or is montreal this year?
Anyway, here's the schedule for the rest of the year.
>>157227008>Laver Cup in mid DecemberCould have sworn it used to be earlier than that
one hour of rain on the wayhttps://www.accuweather.com/en/us/washington/20006/weather-radar/327659
>>157227024It's in September
>>157227054Are you telling me this AI "schedule" is incorrect...
rain continuing for the next several hours what will they do
>>157226481>2023 Dan EvansMy man
>>157227097arm wrestle decider. Im tipping on the 20 year old chipotle eater over the paella lanklet
Just did the most voluminous shit in my life
>>157227124But enough about Musetti
Damn. No Fritzdar for me I guess. Hope it's a good match
>>157227150he'd unironically be right behind binner and grug with a different coach
>>157227204Based believer? I'd like to rate him but he keeps disappointing and the complete lack of titles for the past 4 (four) years definitely doesn't help
Guys Rain stopped!!!!Play resuming in 10mins https://x.com/atptour/status/2083694944124797162?s=20
bro rain isnt stopping until 9 at the earliest
Any news from Washington?
>>157228463I know, everytime OIL pumps on friday, I short it expecting a TACO sunday/monday. Very easy to trade with Trump.But I'm asking about the Jodar Fritz game.
>>157227462he needs to stop being such a fucking egotist and play freely. For such an elegant player hes strangely mechanical, and when he isn't, he resorts to playing at the back of the court. He will be the next gasquet if he doesn't change. Not that gasquet was bad, quite the opposite he was a legend. but he won't have chances to win slams if he stays like this
>>157228722do you do the inverse when oil has dumped on Friday?> But I'm asking about the Jodar Fritz game.their x lied and said foids would resume at 7pm, but that hasnt happened
but it just started raining hard here again and im just on the other side of rock creek park where the event is
>>157228801americans be like damn there's a rock in this creek imma call this place rock creek(brits be like i will call it cockswindler-on-the-marsh)
Is it raining the whole god dammed eastern seaboard
Culturos Appropriaraz
>>157229408If he had this hair last RG Sinner would have easily won in just one championship point, nobody would fear the frizzly hair
>>157229408T H I C C
Do they sell new tickets for tomorrow if it gets postponed till then?I honestly would buy one (for a reduced price)
they postponed all montreal matches to tomorrow already, please just go ahead and do the same for the dc open
shitz using jerry jones’ weather machine to run from DA BELT
The final has been cancelled. It'll take place tomorrow.
>>157226732Maybe like a giant umbrella over the stadiumYou could hold it up with pillars on the sides instead of one in the middleI'd name this invention the jumbo umbrella or jumbrella
WOOHOOOTicket info update to comehttps://x.com/mubadaladcopen/status/2084089301948662120?s=20
>>157229424we had baldcaraz, later blondecaraz and now we have gangcaraz.
no ones reselling their dc open ticket...
>>157230833>gangcaraz.alcornazlil raz
>>157231260AlcatrazRastafarazSnoop Dogg
Dang Nakashima really fell off
>>157229489Kek, you know he's gonna get shit from uppity Shelton and Tiafoe if he shows up like that in the States.
Better odds for the terrorizer of ballgirls, I guess.
>>157232696So…. No finals?
At least we have the Grodzisk Masowiecki challengerMight crack open a few Tatras and a zapiekanka to celebrate
>>157229489kek
>>157232715i saw >>157229408
What do we have for today?
>>157233206jenson brooksby
>>157233212Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while.
>>157233206> What do we have for today?idk about you but I have one ticket to the DC Open final (and i will only have to watch half of a wta match as punishment).
>>157233411Enjoy
>>157231274>Snoop DoggThat's just straight up theft of a man's name
>>157231274Wait Raztafarians is already a nickname I tried to force six months ago
Al Caparlos
Snoop Homunculus
>Djokovic on the tennis take he defends 100%: "Changing the score format, playing up to 4 games per set, without AD. Keeping the five-set format. Maintaining matches within a two-hour window. It's better for everyone." Djokotards will still slither out of the woodwork at the USO to claim this fuckwit is the righteous defender of civilisation man, makes me sick to the rumen of my stomach.
>>157233949calm down
>>157233996I'll try but changing to 4 sets is more insane than the Bosnian pyramids man
>Random Djoko seetheAh, there it is
Djokotards will ruin tennis just to own the libs
Imagine how pissed people would be at paying for 4-0, 4-1, 4-1 1h15mins matches kek.
>>157233949>old man thinks matches should be shorterUnsurprising
Am I the only one who thinks that Jodar's serve motion looks a bit weird when he's holding the ball in front of his racquet?
>>157234114Funny enough I only just thought of this yesterday. It does look odd. >>157234098He's expressed similar opinions before. His reasoning was kids these days have shorter attention spans.
>>157234137Maybe he should stop bouncing the ball fifty times between serves then
>>157234149Between him and Nadal's routine yeah kek.
>>157234045Spontaneous eruptions from Rolex fans stemming from a morbid fear of stats >>157234114Been meaning to mention it
Any DMV anons, the final today is entirely free. Not just first 1000. Just come
>>157234365> the first 1,000 walk-in fans will receive upper-bowl admission. VIP Lounge access will be open to all fans serving food and beverage. I'm on a plane over right now
>>157234386Take that concorde plane to make it before the third set
What are the bookmakers' odds on Draper pulling out?
>>157234465Not sure but;https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/tennis/jack-draper-responds-after-boris-becker-s-criticism/ar-AA29iX7e
>>157234505That article reads like AI-generated clickbait, Becker's post could hardly be considered criticism (unless maybe you're as soft as Draper) and Draper's response doesn't actually answer the question Becker asked (and it says "according to the translation" - from English???). Gill Gross was saying he thought Draper pulled out of Washington because he found out he was getting wildcards to both Canada and Cinci and wanted to prioritise
>>157234114There's nothing to like about this freak
>>157234696This, but with van Assche
>>157234365where does it say free for everyone? also how do i claim these free tickets?
>>157234944>also how do i claim these free tickets?Nigga >>157234365 >Just comeBeggars belief
Why is nobody posting?You're too busy with the Kov - Borges? Or maybe the Zheng - kekmanovic, right? RIGHT?!
>>157235281I just got home from wörk
What did I miss?
>>157235281The foids were playing
y'all watching the matches?
nvm rain
>>157235471I'm watching you
>>157235486Not in DC :)>>157234993I was gonna post proofs and such but I am ot risking any doxxing possibility at all
>>157235568>but I am ot risking any doxxing possibility at allDidn't you want a DMV meetup?
Really looking forward to this DMV meme being over
No match can live up to this much suspension. Bet it will be a proper stinker
Why is /atp/ handling the DMV tournament so poorly?
I will always defend Jódar. Not only because we are from the same city and I love seeing someone from my city and with humble beginnings making it far in a posh sport like tennis, that shows heart, conviction and will. But actually the shitshow when everybody put the axe on him trying to mindbreak him... Jodar forever.
That small oppressed marginalised ciudad, MADRID
>>157235696He is from Leganés, not the city of Madrid. A very different thing.
Any stream that's not in Putin propaganda language?
>>157235678kek
Proposing a new meme: “the mean streets of Leganes” where we invent increasingly comical hardships the young Rafael Jodar experienced in his youth.
>>157235809The biggest hardships 99% of tennis players have probably faced is being forced to take economy once on a flight
It's depressing how totally obsolete the single handed backhand has become. All the players using it looks like they have a disability.
>>157235823Not Rafa. You’ve seen La Haine? Based on his upbringing.
You know, in Leganes, my father had to eat soil for breakfast, that is, if they had run out of coal to eat.>>157235848Based La Haine knower
>>157235848This was after they shoved a girl down the bridge
If you ever, for whatever reason, visit Leganes, be careful with the colors you wear. Gangs of disenfranchised youth may target you.
Actually, Leganés could perfectly be the neighborhood of La Haine. It's just endless commie blocks and entire neighborhoods controlled by Latin American gangs and groups of Africans. We have the Trinitarios, DDD and Latin Kings. The party area I used to go as a teenager used to be shut down once a month or so. Machete attacks or headshots.
Lahyani is gonna get heemed
>BenisHeHa
>>157235617calm down
>>157235933
>>157235933Why are South Americans like this?
>>157235896Oh to suffer in Leganes
do people need the constant reminder>WASHINGTON D.C.>{le court}>WASHINGTON D.C.
In Leganes you’re not considered a man until you’ve killed your first ballgirl.
>>157236039>>157235678
>>157236109they should make it>WASHINGTON DMV
Fucking hell it’s already the end of the first set I didn’t know I thought I could finish my film
>>157236135you know what to do
Yo it’s bright as fuck for once
Slaylor Harry Fritz
daylor marry vritz
dmv magic~!
>>157236160It better not be calm down
Fritz takes the first set. Seems to be in control of the game.
Ok back to the film
>>157236217of course it was>>157236238calmly
It’s Jodover
I was thinking, who does Fritz remind me of? And it hit me.
shoelacebros
What in the autismo is going on?
Never seen this timewasting tactic before
a lacelet
Fritz is in great shape today. He's winning this.
>>157235685
i miss grass
More like Jodaren’t gonna win
New>>157236443
>>157234114its the same technique as Pegula
