News:Antonio Brown found not guilty on all charges
First for MY Gary Bears
>>157191741Is that official or still just a meme?
This is the thread
GO TONY!GO TONY!
>>157191869Closest cowboys fans born after 1995 will come to seeing a super bowl ring
>>157191794Both.
Has /sp/ congratulated Jordan Love on becoming a (step) father to his wife's son?
>>157191887WAOW! This is everything!
>>157191887She and Brittney Mahomes should get marching ankle tattoos
>49ers insider Matt Maiocco on Kyle Shanahan: "The brain injury is a real thing"
/UFL/>Stallions and Gamblers are dead
>be me>live in Washington State but not the Seattle area>everybody around here is a White Seahawks fan>go to Seattle itself for a week for business>see poojeets and chinks everywhere and they’re all wearing niners or cowboys stuffAny other teams where the city they reside in is full of foreigners who don’t care about the local team?
>>157191914Maybe he won't choke in a superbowl now. Who am I kidding, the reas9ns he won't choke another superbowl is he'll never see another one unless he's watching it on tv.
>>157191869kek look at him gothe popo is too intimidated to even look at him lmao
>>157191887Jordan's mom did this
>>157191733
>>157191887Why is the baby so white?
League is fucked in 2026
>>157192026Love's grandmother was Jamaican.
>>157191994Yikes
>>157191940That's the case for most cities. A lot of fans travel there for the games
>>157192026A lot of babies come out light skinned and get darker as they grow. Hopefully the baby ends up with a lot more melanin than that.
>>157191983I new black's were freaks but dating your own mom?
>>157192032Your gif is fucked actually. Did you make that?
>>157192032I thought you were a ravens fan
Is Josh Allen just white McNabb?
>>157192157>does this>also regularly throws at the ground on easy onesActually, yes. Cue the bills eagles miss from last season
>>157192145>she doesn't know about the Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Cardinals broship KWAB
>>157192157>Josh Allen reaching a SB
>>157192203Those guys are awfully swarthy.
>>157192203>Ravens/Wions/Broncos/CardinalsThe 1 seed HATES to see them!
>>157191994He isn’t embarrassed?
>>157192145He’s a shameless bandwagoner.
>>157192248and a gay alky
>>157191994>QB gets along with his mother>this mindbreaks anonsMakes too much sense tbdesu
>>157192157He's between being the white Michael Vick and the black Brett Favre
>>157192280Do you give your mom piggyback rides at your workplace?
>>157192026Many black QBs, like most black men, are cucks, and their wives crave the biwisi
>>157191887She must be really tall
>ashton jeanty has a youtube channel whats the deal with raiders players and having youtube channels? crosby has one and carr used to have one where he played Fortnite and shit that hes apparently scrubbed from the internet
>>157192297You've never picked your mom up before?
>>157192157Yeah
>>157191869This is from a comedy sketch right?
>tfw my joshie and dj moore open up the field and cook starts catching passes and taking them to them to the end zonehaters gonna be pissed and cope about a fumble and razorcakes all season.
>>157192315>>157192280It’s actually a knock on his mother, infantilizing her son in from of the team he’s supposed to lead.
>>157192335Anon... how old are you?
>>157192203Turbocringe
>>157191869Am I supposed to know who this is?
>5 haters have broken homesSad!
>>157192157Josh Allen is better than McNabb.
Everyone in the world cup was singing the official song of the the Denver Broncos (country roads)
>>157192462Donovan McNabb Super Bowl appearances: 1Josh Allen Super Bowl appearances: 0
>>157192312It’s what living in the entertainment capital of the world does to a mfer
I GET KNOCKED DOWNBUT I GET UP AGAINNO YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
The NFL is not ready.
>>157192203Turbobased
>>157192502such a beautiful webmlike a baby gazelle taking its first steps
>>157192502>6x All Pro Chris JonesHell of an effort. Simply incredible
>>157192502>>157192601You can see the moment where he realizes "Oh shit he's still running maybe I should...nah I'll look even worse if I sell out and still don't make the play".
>Airbag broke Shannahans nose, gave him a concussion, and may have been responsible for gashing his eye>Despite only going 20 mphLiterally what? The air bag did more damage to him than if ot had just not deployed. How is that legal
>>157192601Albert Haynesworth tier effort
>>157192508Is brown an upgrade over diggs?
Bros…. Caleb is looking a little weird in this picture innit?
>>157192312Cool horse
>>157192620I read he dropped his phone, so he was in an awkward leaning-forward position as opposed to hitting the air bag from the upright position
>>157192601In his defense Lawrence was running all over the field prior to that, I bet the whole defense was winded and Jones is the oldest and fattest.
>>157192635His knee isn't all fucked up, he's more physical, and he's not dreaming of bussy.
>>157192654That's a good point, hadn't considered that
>>157192640You know what? I'm finally starting to think Caleb is capable of precision decision making
>>157192601
my bearsies are going to hang 50 when they bootyblast your shit team
>>157192775Took one too many boosters. Sad!
>>157192474If it was a quarterback competition to get a super bowl Josh would have at least 4
>>157192635Is that a question lmao do you want the giant roid freak with burner speed or the little nigga with attitude and a fixation on drag queen bussy
>>157192904...for me? The latter.
deebo back to the 9ers
>PLS MASSA TAKE ME BACK I'SA BE A GOOD 4TH OPTION THIS TIME PLS MASSA YES I'SA TAKE 7 MIL THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH THANK YOU MASSADeebo a bitch.
>>157193016At least he'll actually play football again.
>>157193016maybe he'd rather not play in a shithole like DC
>>157192994can old man deebo survive the electric substation AND the belt?
>>157192994Keeeeeeeek
>>157192502Was this the booger eating game?
>>157192994Tbh he wasn't bad with the commanders considering the terrible circumstances they had, I'm more concerned that Kyle still thinks it's 2021 and goes back to spamming jet sweeps for negative gain with him
>>157193107Yes. (They are all booger eating games).
I wonder if booger eating is like yawning. I haven't picked my nose for a decade but did reading this thread.
>>157193143How do you not pick your nose? I pick mine multiple times a day
>>157193154I spent enough time in situations where it was inappropriate (work, socializing, dating) and learned to just not do it. The incentive of embarrassment is enough for self control.
>>157192994Nigga sold out...I liked Deebo, but da belt is merciless
1st ACL of the seasonhow many more are we thinking
>>157193192NFC South getting ass fucked by injuries. Nic Scourton and Chris Brazell from the Panthers both tore ligaments already
>There are people on this thread that think bo nix wouldn't have beat the pats in the conference if he was not injured.there are levels to ball sucking I was not aware of
>>157193306Its ok bo will win this year and make everyone seethe
>>157193192He was underwhelming as fuck for his draft position but still a good contributor. We still have Vernan Broughton returning and we drafted Christen Miller, hopefully they turn out to be good.
>>157192994KEKAfter all the talk about belts and whatnot
>>157193306No, it's pretty much consensus that Blo Dix would have had the honor of getting BTFO by the Seahawks if his ankle wasn't made of glass. Too bad.
>>157193320Oh wait nvm, i think that was aiyuk, a different nigga altogether.
>>157193313Isn't his ankle still fucked up? He might not even play
>>157193382Hes practicing its fine
we talkin bout practice
>>157192814The Bears should have "G" on their helmets now, just like the fudge packers.
>>157192502>>157193132
Is shanny finna make it :(
>>157193444He’s been dead for three days now. 9ers are looking for a replacement
Why did Romo talk about his grandparents?
>>157193444source tells me shanny is stable please God
>>157193444Why's his hat always so big?
>>157193444Someone slop together Kyle Shanahan as Harvey Dent in the hospital and Aiyuk as the Joker
only a senile shanahan would do this
>>157193525Is he taking 1 from Ricky?
>>157193444That surgeon did a great job but pic rel is the most emotive he will ever be able to appear again. That skin is more mask than face at this point. Worst part is he won't even realize it. It's like when people get veneers put in and their voice is way different. No one tells them because the teeth look fine and they don't want to make them feel bad. The voice change is still jarring for everyone around them though. Genuinely wish him the best, even if it was his fault. Anyway, go Jags.
>>157193444I just spoke to Shanny on the phone, he says he's never felt better and is looking forward to getting back to work. No you can't talk to him.
>>157192032The old obligatory one hand meme catch in preseason
>>157193192Isn't that the wnd? I thought that Panther line backer tore his ACL last week.
>>157193584Who cares will he still be a championship level coach?!
>>157193730That’s why Eberflus was brought in this year, 1 to 1 replacement
44 days until the Season
How are they still talking about soccer out there?
>>157192471COUNTRY CHODESFUCK THEM HOLESGONNA GET GAPED LIKE OP'S MOM
>>157193577He can have Pearsall's number, locker, shoes, whatever. I don't have much respect for Deebo at this pont but at least he actually has to play a few games before getting hurt. Pearsall is useless
>>157193444>>157193730He said he's been having trouble even making simple decisions like getting dressed in the morning, and he's not showing up to camp. His brain might be fried.
>>157191869>Didn't drop a splits like he was James Brown
Post well know players you forgot played for a teamI completely forgot Bradford was with the Eagles in 2015
When are we gonna talk about John Lynch's questionable drafting? Is he really gonna keep getting away with it because he got Nick Bosa and Fred Warner?
>>157194429Don't forget he also drafted Kittle, Deebo, Aiyuk, and Purdy (don't really count this because he was an afterthought being the very last pick). Purdy saved his ass because that Trey Lance trade up was disastrous.
>>157194429He doesn't double down at least if it doesn't work out. Trey Lance was gone after 2 seasons.
>>157194385I remember him on the Eagles because of that game that they randomly dismantled and destroyed the Patriots.
>>157194385
>>157194001>I don't have much respect for Deebo at this pontWhy not? He had a great run and was productive as fuck for the Niners.
Damn, I like Madison Beer's music. Herbs got him a good one.
Herbs got him a good bussy.
>>157194543She's so off looking like shes actually a ghoul who had to gigabog to look like this
>>157192026Him and his wife are both half white. Literal 25% chance the baby looks white.
Is it true that Tom Brady ( goat ) cleaned Giselles pussy after AB was done with her????
>>157194901finna cop
Tony Romo did nothing wrong. Fuck the police.
>>157194532Fucker was always a malcontent and whining about something. He wanted WR1 money despite being useful as more of a hybrid player then whined about having to carry the ball despite that being what made him valuable and then when his productivity declined and he was being grossly overpaid he was salty about not getting more touches despite doing jack shit when he did get touches. Assaulted the kicker for missing a field goal as if he wasn't in the middle of the worst season of his own career and costing us games himself. Always unavailable in the biggest games in the Jimmy G. "I want to accept you're legitimately injured but sort of feels like you could play but chose not to" sort of wayWent to Washington, did nothing and proved he was the problem and not the coaching staff or qb in SF and now has to come crawling back to the people he threw under the bus Basically just another conceited position player who had to become washed and discarded before he developed a shred of humility
>>157194924More than you can afford, pal.1 of 1 autographed cards sell for millions USD.
>>157194991Stfu, commie scumbag
>>157191914So is the alcoholism
>>157194429Lynch doesn't do shit. He's a figurehead that can deal with the media
>>157192203Beargluars is the only /OFFICIAL /nfl/ SPEE BROSHIP/
>>157194999I agree with all that. But to be fair, CMC, Juice, and Kittle all still love Deebo. Hopefully Deebo will show up humble and in shape
I'm here to tell you the way your team wins a super bowl is gifting roger a new stadium cum entertainment district
>>157194385he was everywhere and now he fell off the face off the Earth, no social media or anything
>>157194385I often forget that RGKnee was a Ravens backup
>>157194385I feel like zoomers don't know about Randy Moss' final year in New England, where he was traded back to Minnesota but the coach hated him so much that he got waived after four weeks and then signed with the Titans, which went so well he was forced to retire for a year. And then he unretired and actually wound up playing on the 49ers team that lost to the Ravens in the super bowl. He had two catches in that game. He was 35. Jerry Rice had 5 catches for 100+ yards and a touchdown in the super bowl when he was 40. Jerry Rice was significantly better than Randy Moss
>>157195862Yeah, I never got the Randy Moss hype. He's just tall.
I can't take flyovers seriously. I won't take flyovers seriously
>>157195964>I never got the Randy Moss hype. He's just tallThat's disingenuous. He could track the ball and come down with the catch over anyone, even multiple defenders. He easily had the best body control I've ever seen from a receiver.
I'M FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU CALLING ME GAY
>>157196406There's nothing wrong with being a Chicago Bears fan
Shanahan and his dad did a "Face Off" like the movie. Mike is Kyle and Kyle is Mike now. They did it so Mike could win Kyle a SB
>>157193584>Anyway, go Jags.Talking about an NFL coaches facial surgery after a wreck is still NFL related
>>157193444It's nice that Mina visited him in the hospital, high level journalism from her
>>157196468>Mike loses and Al Davis rises from the grave to get the last laugh
Mahomes weapons wins again. As it stands bo nix wont play well against the chiefs backfield. Our surtain is gonna destroy him like they destroyed him 2 years ago. Their luck will run out
>>157196829what does the Chiefs' backfield have to do with Nix
>>157196342>the giant WR can see where the ball is over manlet DBscrazy
I have Mahomes ahead of Serena Williams for best hermaphrodite. Griner, Venus Williams, and Caster Semenya round out the top 5.
>>157196829Typical Chiefs fan of 5 years mad their time is up and now the Broncos are back on top of the AFCW
Peyton Manning? Heh.... They don't make Quarterbacks like that anymore. He knew how to control the game before the snap and make the right throw after the snap. You don't see that as often these days. I miss seeing Quarterbacks who knew the game was won from the neck up
Reminder peyton's first owl was a meme and his second owl was a hilarious loss but possibly rigged for New Orleans, while his third owl was massively rigged for him to ride off into the sunset
>>157197311kek
>>157194999>Fucker was always a malcontent and whining about something.How many malcontent WRs in do you have to get before you blame the staff?
You guys are FUCKING GAY
>>157194463Trey lance would have worked out. Shannahan just refused to attempt to coach him. From ND and it makes me happy to think that niners were 1 terrible trade away from a dynasty. Brock purdy being just average enough to get them there but never actualy win becasue he doesnt have trey lances raw potential and athleticism is funny. His extension is going to tank the team and very exicted to watch them keep imploding hopefully on the field and not a car crash next time but its gods will so is what it is
>>157197629Lol
>>157195403Or a Brown
>>157198364>or a brownduh well all know he's black
>>157195386>no social media or anythingIs he ok bros?
>>157194025Is this real?
>>157198416Probably doing better than most
>>157191869for a hot minute he was the best qb in the league, a half mexican from wisconsin
>>157198769No he wasn’t
>>157197629If Trey was that good he would have become a starter on another team by now. The Cowboys when they had him would have been happy to get picks for him. There is also the story that leaked about a conversation Lynch had with Jed York during training camp in 22. York asked how Trey was doing and John said that he’s not playing like the best QB on their roster. York was sort of taken aback because of what they gave up for him, and he asked if they were going to have to go back to Garoppolo to start the year. John then said, well believe it or not this almost unknown guy Purdy was playing the best. York literally didn’t believe him.
>>157198793absolutely was in 2014, dez bryant catches that ball and romo would've been mvp instead of just all-pro
>>157198816That was in the divisional round. It wouldn’t have had an impact on mvp voting. Also, Rodgers was the best that year by a long shot.
>>157198803You can’t talk sense to the madden guys. They think if only they or the coach could make all the decisions for the athlete, it will suddenly make up for him being an idiot who can’t play quarterback
>>157198803>York asked how Trey was doing and John said that he’s not playing like the best QB on their roster. York was sort of taken aback because of what they gave up for him, and he asked if they were going to have to go back to Garoppolo to start the year. John then said, well believe it or not this almost unknown guy Purdy was playing the best.That was actually a conversation between John Lynch and Shannahan, not York. Lynch was asking who the best playing QB on the roster in camp was and Shannahan said 'I actually think it's our 3rd stringer (Purdy)'. Lynch told the story to exhibit the level of trust and honesty they have with eachother.
i'm a packer fan that watched that game and i still rate romo, you know as well as i do that arod stat hounds
>>157198867>>157198803Here's the story:https://www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl/san-francisco-49ers/kyle-shanahan-surprising-brock-purdy-prediction/1698209/Shanahan actually told York, but Lynch was standing there with them. So I actually slightly misremembered it as well.
>Media is trying to drum up a Ben Johnson vs. Liam Coen "beef"Yeah Bears and Jaguars are going to be your Owl this year they aren't even transparent about it anymore
>>157198875How do you feel knowing that Rodgers and Favre both have the same number of SB rings as Sam Darnold?
>>157198914Qrd?
>>157198914Bears missing the offsTexans Jags AFCCG (real Owl) where Jaggies win. Stroud has another multiple interception game and the Texans make a move to get Baker. Rams suffer injures and limp into the WC where they get bounced. The NFC winner will be some unassuming team like the Eagles/Packers/9ers that will get BTFO
>>157198924NTA, but.>Coen doing his job as HC by trying to draw attention to his players by saying he's seen a million Caleb Williams photos but none of the Jaguars players>Johnson doing his job as HC by defending his players>Media: "IS A JAGS AND BEARS RIVALRY BREWING?!?!?!"
>>157198916being a longtime packer fan is having immunity to watching your talented team choke. the weaker casual fans already succumbed to heart problems
>>157198939>the bears will regress >the jags won’tYou know the jags had a larger W/L leap last year than the bears, right? Also Stroud needs to not throw 4 ints in the divisional which is unlikely
>>157198867>>157198896Good catch. I definitely misremembered who talked to who. It is an interesting interaction. I imagine most coaches wouldn’t have the balls/job security to say what Kyle did.
>>157198971the difference is that the jaguars were blowing everyone the fuck out and got lamed out by the tush push in the playoffs while the bears needed memery to beat an injured and terribly coached paqueers team
>DUDE, why are people talking about one of the biggest media markets in the country and not the white trash shithole my team plays in?
>>157198994The bears also came close to knocking off the Rasm. I’ll grant you the point differential, I don’t remember another recent season where so many teams seemed to have outlier W/Ls. The broncos are another team that looks really good but won soooo many close games
>>157198995Why is he looking at 40 photos of caleb williams?
>>157198971>w/l leapMeme stat. Jags had the best run defense in the league, Tlaw was fully unlocked at the end of the year. Jaggies will be legit.
>>157198995>hammond IN>not a white trash shithole
bengos
Casuals rate Shanahan and McVay. Ball knowers rate Demeco and Steichen
>>157199047This team gets refbabied an unusual amount on offense for how impotent they are
>>157199067examples?
>>157199091The Bengals have been top 5 in beneficiaries of defensive pass interference calls for the past five years and they're #1 in three of those years
>>157199127Is that not a function of having two top WRs and a pass heavy offense?
>>157199127what having great receivers does
>>157196189The Great Lakes have access to the ocean so this is wrong.
>>157199179Oh god, dude. We can’t go through another argument of salt water vs freshwater access. The general won’t survive.
Why does he have a white baby?
>>157197629Grant Cohn, is this you?
>>157198943The death rate of Wisconsin spiked in January of 2015.
Madden is so dogshit
At this point Green Bay should change their town motto from "Title Town" to "He just need more help"
>>157196189I don't take flyovers seriously, but there are more annual visitors to single cities in the midwest than to your entire country.
>>157199313What's your problem with this list?
>>157199313Can’t remember the last time a conference 1 seed Super Bowl champ was shit on as hard as the Seahawks this offseason
>>157199333The Chiefs are way too high and the Chargers are not in the top ten
>>157199349>chargers are at 82So it's "dogshit" because they slightly overrated the chiefs and slightly underrated the chargers?
>>157199313Why would anyone outside of like 14 year olds care about this
>>157199358Hahaha because there’s 14 of them!
>>157192508I don't understand how people don't rate AJ Brown higher than they do. He had Ryan Tannehill playing the best ball of his career and he made a noodle arm retard like Jalen Hurts look like a league MVP. Every team he's ever played for has barely lost a game. He's a MAC truck version of prime Antonio Brown.
>>157199460Cant remember which game it was but i watched him drop an easy pass, after he bitched and moaned all year long about not getting targets, which lost the eagles the game. Didn't rate him after that
Remember when the Raiders tried to trade Maxx Crosby?
>>157199474It was the playoff against the 49ers, Hurts threw a dart on a slant and it hit AJ right in the palms. My biggest complaint with Brown was actually the “controversy” from Sirianni yelling at him. What the rat fuck media left out was that it was 4th down and AJ was taking so long to get off the field we could have reasonably been hit with a 12 men penalty.
>>157199475Not really, t.bh
>>157199460>noodle arm retard like Jalen HurtsWay to out yourself as a non ball knower
>>157199513He doesn’t have a noodle arm per se but he tends to underthrow streaks so it functionally seems that way
>>157199521>he tends to underthrowNot really. They did a lot of back-shoulder throws with AJ (mostly because he lost a lot of his burst but could still play physical) and maybe some of that looked to you like underthrows.
>>157199534The example that jumps out to me is the saquon throw from one of the playoff games or the Super Bowl where it’s an easy TD if he doesn’t underthrow. I would say his misses tend to be aimed short rather than overthrown
>>157199474>>157199496His focus and effort definitely went way downhill in the last year or so.
>>157199548He got the ring and had a crash in motivation, it happens to everyone
>>157199475I genuinely believe that he wanted to go to the Broncos so bad. He kept dropping little compliments here and there about them and he probably wants in on the Walmart money
>>157199560He was honestly being kind of douchey. The basketball clip after the team sat him for alleged health reasons was just an aggressive fuck you to the organization
Was Brock the most useful backup QB in NFL history? Without him the Broncos don't have 3 Lombardis
>>157199570What Raiders player seems happy to be there? They must be shitty in some way
>>157199574Nick Foles and Jeff Hostetler rank higher.
>>157199574>>157199581Tom Brady
>>157199593True
>>157199593Brady has ascended so high he's no longer part of the conversation
>>157199580Two wrongs don’t make a right and two Xs don’t belong in Max
Surely, this is the Cardinal's year
>>157199570> basketball clip after the team sat him for alleged health reasonsThis was so much funnier after he failed the physical
>mexican qbs>mark sanchez>tony romoFinally something worse than black QBs
>>157199695'failed' the physical is always a funny designation because it's at the discretion of whatever physician is performing the physical. I remember the Mark Williams to LA trade was rescended for a failed physical but then 3 months later the Suns trade for him no problem with their physician. It seems to me tonbe an excuse to back out of a trade after you have second thoughts.
>>157199739>3 months laterPeople heal over time
>>157199747then why is my heart still broken
Why even have a backup QB if when the starter is actually out for a game all you do is run the ball and lose?
much better than the patchy beard.optimized and moisturized, poised in his zone for the MVP and superb owl run.
>>157199769Just a little bit longer now
Thought on Mina Kimes from "The Mina Kimes Show Featuring Lenny" and from the bed of Justin Herbert fame
>>157199798>The Mina Kimes Show Featuring LennyIs that really the name of her podcast
>>157199722YNR Michael Irvin saying Romo’s grandma must’ve gotten down with a slave on national tv
>>157199313>>157199334Whatever, when the Rammies and Nanners are both dead from Koala poison people will wise up.
>>157199798Surprised she’s never done a show with Danny Parkins, given how much those two love to overrate Herbert
>Packers spend 2 first round picks on a defensive star >limp into the 7th seed and get bounced>Colts spend 2 first round picks on a defensive star>miss the playoffs>Rams spend MORE than 2 first round picks on defensive stars>
>>157199847Stafford gonna get his bussy broken this season. He blew his old man QB wad last year, it's about to be officially over and they'll be stuck with Ty Simp until they bring Baker back from Tampa.
>>157199769Redirect the eye of your soul, as the ancient greeks call it, your 'nous', to something else. It's a muscle right now, but you're currently fixating it's attention too much on the heartbreak, and not what lies before you.
Everybody talking about My Rammies chances. Keep your eyes on your own plate nigga.
>>157199915>my own plate>it’s lamb chops
i will eat my packer fan neighbors if i have to. you think i won't haul up a cheesefaggot by a chain and hack his ass up?my children won't be going hungry. i will eat your fudge packer ass.
>>157199971I can’t wait for Dan to heem this faggot when he goes crawling back to Detroit in 3 years after he’s fired.
>>157199915You know, I'm starting to think that some of the people here using the N word aren't actually black.
>>157200077Cry more, bitch nigga.
>>157200077I wouldn’t bet on that happening. Even if the bears completely shit the bed to be jets tier for the next 3 seasons, some team would hire him based on rep alone
>>157200082Nincompoops could be here
>>157199676To go 0-17
>>157199915mmm, mutton!
>>157200090Meh
>>157200290Lol it’s pretty much my work strategy, crush an assignment, buy a few months of cruising. It works on normalfags
>>157200082and there it is
For me, it's Jonathon James McCarthy.
>>157200439Why?
>>157200439>year 1: ruptures his bussy and has to watch Darnold take the team to 14 wins>year 2: has an all time terrible QB performance, also misses most of the year to injury>year 3: might not be the starter, making passive aggressive comments towards Kyler
Guys. Tomorrow is AUGUST!!!!!! Week 1 will be here before we know it
What a fat tub of shit.
where will romo be this season?
uh, based?
>>157200622what creampieing Taylor Swift for months does to a mfer
>>157200680Zest to 11
>>157200680How come the Bears never took a flyer on Scam? They like their current down low buck.
>>157193525What? Pay absolutely nothing for a guy that will have a handful of good plays?As long as his retarded ass doesn't think it's still 2021 and you can just jet sweep/run him up the middle, it's a good signing.
>>157193730He'll find a way to get back to the NFCCG with a roster held together by duct tape and super glue, then also find a way to choke aw a double digit lead with under 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter. It's what he does best.
>>157194429He keeps getting bailed out by the absolute gems he finds in the later rounds. Also Nick Bosa was a can't miss slam dunk. Hos injuries piling up are a concern, though.
>>157200786Thank god shanahan didn’t just get his brain scrambled to the point he might think it’s 2021 lol
>>157196250>30th in yards after catch>dead last by a mile in sacks>still somehow a game away from the 1 seed in the NFC, beat the Eagles on the road, and made the divisional roundI don't care that they got their asses absolutely destroyed by the Seahawks, the fact that they made it that far playing so poorly with so many guys hurt is a fucking miracle.
*MVP in your path*
>>157195343He definitely will be knocked down a peg. Just taking a 1yr/$7m deal is proof enough. He got his big contract and played it out. He got his money already and knows he's well past his prime.A guy can't have a big ego and take $7m/year.
>>157200867I have a big ego and make less than 1/35th of that
>>157197629The entire move for Trey Lance made absolutely no sense on paper and in practice.>garoppolo was good enough to get them slightly better playcalling/a couple throws away from a ring>injuries piling up is a concern>has 2 years left on his deal>had the 12th pick going in, traded that year's 12th pick, next year, and the year after's 1st rounders as well as a 3rd to go from 12 --> 3>coulda sat on their hands and drafted Micah Parsons, Rashawn Slater, or Mac Jones if they were really hankering for a QB assuming no one trades over their head for 11 down>have a team where you just need someone a bit younger, healthier, slightly more mobile, and overall just a bit better than Jimmy Garoppolo to succeed>Mac Jones is the most "pro ready" guy at the time, don't even need to trade up to get him>instead bet the farm on the greenest rookie imaginable because "muh potential">they wanted their own mulatto mobile QB like Mahomes>don't play him his first year because "he's too green">get to the NFCCG with Garoppolo again and lose a close gameThe niners simultaneously going "we can win with Garoppolo" and "we need this fucker out and a new QB STAT" while drafting someone they admit was nowhere near starter level is just baffling. It didn't make sense on any level.
>>157200861>signs Diggs AND Aiyuk
>>157200933Aiyuk isn't going anywhere until he shows up to the team that owns his contract
>>157200663CBS
>>157200988BA comin thru with that mf belt as we speak
>Kalshi has Diggs to DC at 79%, up from 55% two days ago Something or nothing?
This buck be broke
>>157201073Did one person, maybe from the DC area, place a large bet? Maybe with a screenname like "CommandersFrontOffice"? I can say, he looked washed in the playoffs, esp the Owl. His decline started in December.
>>157191733Would you suck off (and swallow) your team's entire roster if it meant they could win the Superbowl?
>>157201073They probably won't get Aiyuk so Diggs landing in DC seems pretty realistic
>>157201100Wholesome, don't be a faggot.
>>157201100His mom shouldn’t have done that
>>157201073>kalshiin the trash it goes
>>157201112Bills fans would.
>single moms domming their sons is wholesomeSemen slurping comment
>>157201100There is nothing wrong with this
>>157200933Deebo didn't even want to play on the team after getting a taste of it
I made a depth chart for the NFCE a little while ago. It might need some updating. Thoughts?
The belt meme is hilarious. There, I said it.
>>157201141Yeah this, it’s great they have a good relationship, but she should know better than to treat him like her child in front of the team as the QB
>>157200933Jayden Daniels does not want Aiyuk on the team.
>>157200663HOPEFULLY not in the commentators booth. He's so fucking annoying.
>>157201150>Nabers over MclaurinNabers isn’t even going to start Week 1
>>157201150daniels doesn't get to be higher than QB3 off of one decent season.
>>157201144Thats right carry me nigga I own u
>>157201163I’m buying speculation that nobody does and aiyuk is just insane
>carry your mom>anonymous loses his mindChecks out
>piggy backYeah this nigga fucking his moms
>>157200927>Mac Jones is the most "pro ready" guy at the time, don't even need to trade up to get himAllegedly that's who Shannahan wanted but Lynch and York made the call on moving up for Lance. The irony is they ended up getting Jones years later anyway and he kind of balled out when he played last season.
>>157201233The Pats fucked up with Mac Jones, unironically.
>>157201144They're fucking eachother retard
>>157201201>>157201229>>157201246Aren’t you a Bears or Vikings fan? What made you like this?
>>157201106>I can say, he looked washed in the playoffs Diggs still had over 1000 yds catching last season. i dont think that should qualify as "washed"
>>157201227That right carry me to rhe bedroom nigga
>>157201257Against the leagues easiest schedule
>>157201106> he looked washed in the playoffsCan’t blame him, his QB was shit
>piggy back rides>dinner dates with just the two of them>still kisses eachother on the mouth>she still gives him sponge baths>holds his hand when a baddie comes aroundyeah theyre totally not fucking you guys
JD5 induced melty keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>157200927(((Grant Cohn))) for all his faults had the right of it, I think Shanny was pissed at Jimmy for being kind of a bitch sitting when they needed him to play in 2020 and being a ghost in the offseasons. When they traded up, which happned months before the draft, it was an emotional decision not one logically thought of. They absolutely coulda had Mac at 12 and if they wanted to move up there was so many dudes who would have certainly put them over the top. Fuck imagine a 9ers Oline with Sewell, even Jimmy the Wop could have beaten the faggot ass Rams in 2021, Fraud Eagles in 2022, or the Queefs in 2023. Every top level decision in the franchise is totally running fast as possible to trip over itself to ruin the success they have.>>157201211After the car crash post who would? 9ers just paying him early in 2024 would have avoided ALL of this shit. Instead now they're praying for Mike Evans to stay healthy now that Ricky "Glass bones and paper skin" Persall is hurt yet again.
>>157201227Your ma doesn’t respect you, it’s okay, but it’s also not my problem
>>157201184When healthy Nabers is definitely better.>>157201200QB is one of the most difficult positions to put in order t.bh. Dart is 4th but there are decent arguments for any order of the other 3. What order would you put the in?
>>157201257>1000 yds catching
>>157201329Lol
>>157192068This, my son was born sheet white and looks mexican now.t. Halfnig with a white wife
Just realized that Jags-Bills was the only AFC playoff game that wasn’t a slopfest
>>157201343Yikes
only lame niggas wouldnt have sex with they own moms
>>157201316QB isn't difficult at all. Hurts > Dak > Daniels > Dart.
>>157201271Hahahaha you mad.
DANIEL JONES JUST PEED ON ANOTHER WHITE WOMAN
>>157201462I didn't know he was a Trump guy like the current NYG QB.
>>157201462And he has a FAT VEINY GIRTHY contract unlike Flakey Bakey
>>157201426Dak>Daniels>Hurts>Dart and ydkb if you say otherwise Inb4 team stat
>>157201565>inb4ing your own post
I genuinely cannot fathom why anyone would want to go watch training camp
>>157201627Excuse to go hang in the sun
>>157196189>why am I permabanned I did nothing wrong
>>157201627Summat to do, innit?
>>157201627we talkin bout practice
GreatestOffenseThereIs
>>157201696Was practice fun for people who didn’t play line? I assume QB practice must be a decent time just pitching the rock
>>157201627Autographs, that's it.
Bengals are winning the Superb Owl unless Joe "paper skin & glass bones" Burrow gets hurt again.
The Chiefs are about to be straight bussy
>>157201772Their roster is actually dogshit
>>157201731I played EDGE (formerly defensive end) in high school so I don't know firsthand. It seemed like a lot of goofing off to me.
mina can't quit BWC
>>157201789Didn't stop them before as long as the refs/NFL wants them to win, they'll win.
fuck mina kimes
FUCK MINA KIMES
i am suspicious of the guy on the left
She's gross, I wouldn't.
>>157201807I am extremely displeased to see Mina Kimes of all people adopting “ripped,” I swear to god if women ruin that term like they did with “dudes” I will chimp out
laura is queen
>>157201855They had tyreek when they were good and a real defense
>>157201956they won without Tyreek
>>157201935every decade has funny cultural termshave some fun chud
>>157201763Did they address their glaring issues on defense yet? I believe they gave up over 375 YPG last year
>>157201984Ripped is old English chav slang and has been popular in the Philly area since at least the 90s, internet zoomzoom
>>157201935shut the fuck up. white people stole "zesty" and drove it into the ground
>>157202006So then you should agree with me you retarded clown
>>157201999oh sorry i didn't realize mina was from philidephia or london 30 years ago, rather than following popular modern slang trends
>>157202017And I didn’t realize you were a limp wrist sarcastic redditor, faggot
I bet you won't hit him.
>>157201995They kept both their LBs, which were rated the worst in the league. They traded for an overrated DT on the decline. O-Line is still one of the worst when it comes to pass win rate. NFL might push Steelers for so Rodgers goes out on top or Ravens to get a black meme QB a ring. Still, I'll always think my Bengals are winning the Owl, at least until after the 2030 season when the big 3 are gone.
>>157202024awww the internet zoomzoom is upset :(
>>157202055>spitting the insult back word for wordGenuinely what mental illness caused this? It’s extremely bizarre
>>157201807She's genuinely such a fucking idiot
>spitting the insult back word for wordGenuinely what mental illness caused this? It’s extremely bizarre
>>157201627foobaw withdrawljust gotta get a hit of something, anything
>>157202039Next year's draft is supposedly stacked on both sides of the ball so if worse comes to worst they get a top pick
>>157202079Oh yeah. I struck a nerve
Oh yeah. I struck a nerve
>>157202062>>157202092lost>>157202079>>157202112won
>>157202130Kill yourself
>>157196189New Zealand is so in the middle of nowhere, no one even flies over it.
>my falcons poised to dominate the south>/nfl/ decides to play wojak grabass
>>157202084Tobin is an actual retard and all 4 of the Bengals scouts don't know shit. They still haven't drafted a good o-linemen in 20 years. I swear, they just copy some "analyst's" draft board and go with it.
Kill yourself
>>157202144QB status?
>>157201945basefso bases
>>157202144>stefanski >pooaLol
>>157202144You can't be serious
>>157202159left handed>>157202187>>157202195easily the best team in the division
>>157202145mims is a future all pro
>>157202237Bucs have a stronger roster. Falcons front 7 and receivers outside of Drake London are mediocre even if you assume you're getting the best of Tua/Penix it's a longshot to think they're a 9+ win team. That monkey James Pearce is gonna catch a 6 suspension too for the domestic violence shit
Everyone sleeping on the coming Thunderst8rm
>>157202237I agree with you were all positions equally valuable. I thought the falcons woefully underperformed last year. I don’t trust Penix or Tua though
>>157201925Guy on the left is good looking, assuming he's got charisma and some interesting takes he probably pulls some pussy.
>>157202304> I thought the falcons woefully underperformed last year. I don’t trust Penix or Tua thoughDo you trust Cooper Rush???
>>157202288the bucs are literally imploding and have the worst coach in the division, maybe conference. The WRs are fine when they have a Bijan and healthy Pitts
>>157202158I plead the fifth lol I know I know... hahahaha, but I am still gonna.
>>157201807It was amazing film. It's a shame Elon has no actual balls and I'd like to see people compare an actual film to the AI chud slop he'd toss out.
>>157202330Yea im not high on the Bucs in general just higher on them than the Falcons. Todd Bowel Movement is a blight and now their front office lowballed Baker which is causing a distraction. My estimation of Jason Light as a GM fucking plummeted
>>157202322pooper flush lol
>>157202322Pooper Tush kek
About to see the new Spiderman with some bros. I think it's gonna suck but our theater is completely full, hoping the crowd is lively and energetic Go JAGS (Orlandos team the next 2 years)
>>157202380See you when you get back! :)
>>157202380I've heard good things!
>>157201763Literally never happening as long as Lameme is in the AFCN he owns Joey Facebook
>>157202380They're still making spiderman movies?
>>157202405wins are not a QB stat
>>157202322He seems more like the kind of guy I’d want my daughter to date than the other two, that’s for sure
>tripfagging and off topic postingNow that’s what I call CANCER (terminal)
>>157202417Congrats, you just exposed yourself as a non-ball knower
>>157202405Joey Roblox simply can't compete with Lamar "Unanimous MVP" Jackson
Lamar got em seething
>>157202431Everything going ok, anon?
>>157202431You know you can just filter them right
>>157202432lamar's contribution in overtime of one of those games was turning the ball over and putting the bungles in field goal range, watching the bungles miss the game winning field goal and then letting henry run the ball 50 yards down the field.
>>157202478Good qbs win, bad qbs lose. Any obfuscation of this simple truth is nothing more than cope
>>157202489explain how stafford went from being a bad qb for 12 years to a good qb over one off season
>>157202432So you think Big Ben is the 5th greatest QB of all-time since he's 5th in wins? Brett Favre is tied for 2nd, so he's better than Montana, right?
>joey doordash
>>157202511I keep forgetting that you're a Ravens fan with all of the Bo Nix fellation
>>157202511How is it his fault that the Left Guard just let the defender right through?
>>157202511KWAB
>>157202511Lol at the linebacker giving the ball to his speedy friend
>>157202515It's not just Bo, the Broncos are a complete team now
>>157202386Thanks anon, I'll report back>>157202391I haven't heard anything or looked much into it so I'm going into it with a pretty open mind>>157202411You bet your ass they are
>>157202568leading with his head like a dumb ass
>>157202498He got cucked and it lit a fire under his ass
>>157202592That's a DPOY you know. He knew what he was doing
>>157202578Man I hope zendaya does that super serious ACTING face and wears Chuck Taylors because her character is so COOL
>>157202578My friend who saw it just felt the hulk and avengers were hamfisted in to make it a OMG MCU movie, but liked the others in it.
>>157202568You wont find a more pleasing color combo than when the away chargers play the throwback bronkies
>>157202629It is very clean to look at
>>157202405This just reminds me of a lesser version of 49ers vs the Rams. Niners and Shanahan have absolutely dominated the Rams during Shanahan and McVay's respective tenures.But McVay won the biggest one, the one that mattered most, and got a ring, so all that regular season domination doesn't really feel like it matters that much.Burrow's gone to a bowl, Jackson was lucky to get to the AFCCG.
>>157202629
>>157202405QBs don't face off against each other though?
>>157202707Fruitiest uniforms are all the bills alternates and this isnt even a contest
If CBS fires Tony Romo, he'd be picked up in an instant. Ideally replacing Kirk Herbstreit on TNF.
>Green They are making these niggas up
>>157202724I watch ESPN too, fruit
shame this is all for nothing. there won't be a 2026 season.
kek Steelers just cut Aaron Rodgers
>>157202975I can't say I'm surprised.
>>157202975>it's realholy fuck who even is their 2nd string?
>>157202907Doesn't matter. I'd still have the broadcast on mute while watching and listening to music instead. If you tune in for the commentary you're a stupid retarded piece of shit anyway.
looks like my raidfeces are gonna trade for kayshon boutte because all of our receivers look like bumps on a log this training camp even nailor looks like crap
>>157202917No way they're compiling stats for fucking training camp now
>>157203035>now
>>157203012Who raped you?
>>157203189Given his post, a pastor.
lol fagtriots
>>157203189NTA but i usually watch the nfl muted too due to the commercials every 2 minutes. It takes dedication to mute and unmute during every commercial break for 3 hours so the tv usually just stays muted for me
Diggs? A 'der
>>157203364Belt man is at least an unknown wildcard that could pay off. Everyone knows Diggs is washed and will be about as impactful as Deebo was.
>>157201720>stat padscott
>>157203395>1k yards>washedNeed more washed WRs ASAP
>>157203395>unknown wildcard that could pay offWhy are some people acting like a high end WR2, already pulling peak CTE AB antics at 28, is going to be this tantalizing risk a bunch of teams would take?
Who's getting the belt next?
>>157203592me i hope
If Washington signs Diggs, do you guys think Aiyuk will crash out?
>>157203592Aaron glenn seems like a good candidate for a mid season firing
ayook is a pussy
Wions baby
A mercenary qb who only signs one year contracts and who only ever goes to the highest bidder
>in Colorado for business>people think Fogo de Chao is authentic BrazilianI really try not to be smug and condescending toward flyovers, but they make it too easy.
I think a top 5 QB would win at least 1 playoff game if he had 3 chances
>>157203877Let the white shirt boomers enjoy their shitty skewer steak in peace amigo
I know there are only 6 confirmed bucs fans here (i am one of them), so i will recap the bucs offseason real quick>lost rachaad white (RB1)>lost mike evans (WR1)>confirmed losing baker at end of season (QB1)>vital vea asked for trade, now reportedly likely to hold out (DE1)They are the first team i have ever seen to lose their core 3 offense players AND best defensive player in one offseason. literally cannot name another time this has happened ever.but all is well, because the reason theyre letting everyone go is that even without any good players, the NFC south is so bad that they can still likely 50/50 with the panthers for the division.
>>157204010fucking GRIM. jesus why do people pretend the browns and raiders are the most grim franchises when they actually have things to be excited for. bucs are doomed
>>157204010Bowles should have been fired 5 years ago but you retards fucked up and won a playoff game so now you're stuck with him until 2030
>>157204010best case scenario they get vita to play, baker has a great season (proving hes worth big $$$), and they win 1 playoff game, then suck for the next 3-4 years as they develop a new QB, WR, RB, and trade for a big impact defender worst case vita holds out, baker half asses it knowing the bucs wont pay him, and they slip to the panthers again…then suck for the next 3-4 years as they develop a new QB, WR, RB, and trade for a big impact defender its an amazing, LOSE LOSE scenario. geniuses at the exec level this bucs franchise is
>>157204010Y'all niggas got some secondary we can have?
>>157204010>>confirmed losing baker at end of season (QB1)What the fuck are you talking about? Even if Baker did try to leave, they'd just franchise tag him.
>>157204046if they didnt show any interest in extending, why would they be likely to franchise tag?
>>157204054It has to be how much Baker is asking for. I'm guessing he wants north of $60 Million AAV.
>>157203877>>157204000why would i, an American, give a single solitary fuck about what favela apes eat
>>157203877Texas de brazil is better
>>157204199Chima is better
>>157204054>>157204119Baker probably wants like $55 million which is $11 million more than the tag, it makes sense to tag him and then just let him leave because lol he is not worth $50 million+ a year.
>>157204214Never been
>>157204232>he is not worth $50 million+ a year.He absolutely is worth that much.
>>157204010grimmest franchise in the NFL.browns and titans are a close second
>>157204015Bucs won 2 superbowls this century, retard.
>I've never underrated Jayden DanielsCoach Mangini? ELITE ball knower
>>157204260He is paid Darnold money anon, he doesn't deserve Stafford money. $44 million is more than adequate for Baker's talents. If he played like he did in that Rams game he'd be worth it, but he doesn't.
>>157204010I'm not one of them. I liked White because I saw an off-season video he did before he got hurt. But then he went to another team I don't like so that kind of sucks. Tampa is not a fun town. I don't know how they have so many sports teams.
>>157192241You hate your mother?
>>157204017idk if we won that game moreso that the eagles were falling apart since the end of that season and we just capitalized on their collapse. the following year the eagles got their shit together
>>157204353>But then he went to another team I don't likeWhat the heck?! I don't like you either!
>>157204260>>157204329That's not how Baker (and his agent) sees it. He isn't asking for Stafford money, he's asking for 5-10 million less than CJ Stroud will be making in 6 months.
>>157204403well the truth is baker mayfield likes to throw his shoulder into defenders and try to truck them over like he's a WWE wrestler and he its his job to hype up his team and the crowd, it works but he gets fucking injured. if a team wants to pay him top dollar for that entertainment they can do it but at the end of the season the point is to win the superbowl
Baker Mayfield won a playoff game for the Browns and threw 41 Touchdowns in 2024. Bucs got him on cheap to moderate deals the last 3 years. He deserves a top of the market contract and anyway who disagrees doesn't know ball
>>157202405and guess who owns lamonkey blackson?
Busc allegedly offered two more years for $100 million. I think the money per year was ok but Baker wants more than two years and they do not.
>>157204428How many games has Baker missed the last 3 years compared to Dak, Burrow, TLaw, Hurts and others? He played hurt a lot of last season sure but there's plenty of other QBs who have missed more time than him still getting a bag for arguably worse overall play. Bucs had 2 starting O linemen miss basically the entire season, Evans and Godwin missed significant time, their starting RB missed significant time, Kalijah Clancey missed significant time the entire team loved on injury report. Their late season struggles were absolutely not all on Baker
>>157204428>top dollarI'm not saying the Bucs are wrong to want to move off him unless he has an MVP campaign this year. I'm just saying that 55 isn't top dollar when Dak is already making 60 and the next crop of extensions will be 65.
>>157204454If you were Baker Mayfield would you accept a 2 year 100 mil contract (essentially the same as Daniel Jones) when you compare both of their careers to this point and how many more games Baker has actually been available while Jones has had 2 significant injuries during that time? The Bucs offer was insulting and them having the little kike team shill Schefter run his mouth isn't going to help negotiations whatsoever
>>157204375I dont give my mom piggyback rides at my workplace
Whatever baker mayfield is being paid, its too much
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REAL NEW>>>/bussy/>>>/bussy/
>>157204459decimated oline yes, moving guys around to different oline positions they had to pick up and learn on the fly yes, but baker scrambling into trying to get extra yards via trucking into defenders is not something a QB should be doing. the situation is clearly bad if skill position guys aren't getting open and he has no other option, there's clear issues, coaching etc that lead to all of this but on the field a QB has to realistically make safe judgement calls in the moment and he constantly tries to win every single play he can, its admirable but foolish. I have heard players hiding injuries as well, not taking themselves out, going to NFLPA and independent doctors without the team knowing etc. he said he was going to be all ball past the deadline he gave and then in front of reporters he has to take another jab at his disgruntlement over the contract. hes becoming more unlikable the more I hear about it, how many people are dealing with unaffordability and hes arguing that he isn't getting a 150 million dollar deal
>>157204520>>157204520>>157204520
>>157204486I'd always go for every cent I can get. I'm just going off an earlier report I had seen that claimed Baker was looking for something in the 50 million range with some real length to it like 4 or 5 years.
>>157204403>he's asking for 5-10 million less than CJ Stroud will be making in 6 months.I promise you, Stroud is not going to make as much as you're implying here. The Texans will probably take his 5th year option since it's good value, but they're cutting him after that
>>157203877I mean, we have In N Out you know
>>157204481>>157204403okay but the bucs see it as anyone who wanted could have paid Darnold and he won 14 games back to back and a lombardi
>>157202006It's the perfect word for something that everyone has noticed about blacks for awhile now.
