another +2GB for everyone edition>Current and upcoming road races29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT 02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.102.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.103.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.113.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro16.08 La Polynormande 1.116.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.118.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.119.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.129.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.130.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1 WE>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/>Velodrama league code:51196855Previous thread:>>157147409
first for WOUT
nods respectfully to your monument package unlimited Wout content
>>157195886Have you or anyone you know signed up to Wout Mobile? It seems like an attractive package. Is he enough of a nation hero to attract customers of any significance? Wondering if it's actually going to be successful. I would certainly sign up to wout mobile.
San Sebastian velodrama is open. also TdFF avec Zwift
It was revealed to me in a dream
>>157196093Didn't realise they overturned the result. Got to be better next time that was too close. It's only Plowright.
>>157196093could easily happen, but Visma will probably let someone else win couple of stages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA-SYS6usbASlop for life
Wout my GOAT
WWWTVWout will win the Vuelta
wovtGODS
>Human Powered Health and Ma Petite Entreprise will race at the Tour de France Femmes on Factor Ones with graphics inspired by the SpongeBob and Patrick Star charactershumiliation ritual
>>157196359
>>157196368
PostNord Tour of Denmark (2.Pro)Stage 3Fredericia - Vejle202.9kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2026/startlistGC after stage 2:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2026/stage-2-gcRoadbook:https://d3g42de5vbfx19.cloudfront.net/races/roadbooks/2026%20-%20PostNord%20Danmark%20Rundt.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2026/stage-3/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / DR112:40 CET
>>157196359>>157196368>>157196374
Rogla bros...
>>157196374I like itWould ride
>>157196290you now remember Sean Kelly won the Vuelta
>>157196463Absolute KEK. Iranians are based.
>>157196613>ynr
>>157196667the goat but he was lucky queenstage got cancelled due to basque incursions
>>157196695still impressive beating
>>157196359is bicycle an instrument?
Veloman needs to fix his database. I keep getting errors.Now consider Team Frauds
>>157196940
>>157196959runners like Healy are so fucking annoying when you play velodrama. one season they're goats, the next absolute shit for no reason whatsoever
thought about going today, then i started raining real bad, now im staying home watching instead
>>157196539He's gone. Likely either to Movistar or some 2nd division team like that one with Pidcock.
>>157197193At what age do we suddenly become weaklings?I would ride my bike 10km to school in rain and snow and not care. Now I take the car to the bakery, if I see 2 drips of water or it's a bit windy
>>157197669you just start to make fun/hassle cost benefits analysis in your head and at some point fun of riding in miserable conditions diminishes
kek
>>157197762force him to use the mountainbike
hse's in turbo skelly mode again
>>157197971She doesn't look as lesbian as most female cyclists. At least her head, the rest looks like a 14 year old kid. Explains why they race like juniors.
>>157197971Zero victories this year, just like Dylan van BAARLE, who was apparently at the Tour
built for big Lohennchad cock
chute
>>157198601
>>157195587>pos mord
comicale
>>157198686
>>157198695
>>157198712and there's Visma adding some bullying
>>157198721and DNF
>>157198695better cut
big chute
>>157198868Steelchads win again
Why are they chuting so much in danimarcia tour
>>157199032Too much paint on the roads
>>157199032These men have not seen rain in months
>>157199112what is it with visma and chuting in roundabouts?
bike change for Wout
they just can't stop chutting
>>157199360The peloton isn’t used to rain anymore
Is this the stage where Remco lapped the whole peloton?
Wout wins. another 2GB, everybody
>>157199598same finish, yes
top 10
>>157199646GC
Wout bros we will destroy this slovenian bitch at Vuelta
>>157199636I thought it looked familiar.
Based Wout
>>157199636
>>157199660the goat
>Rog
>>157199724>it's life, ehclassic Rogla
>>157199724will this effect his vuelta performance asking for a friend
>>157199764doesn't look too bad. I had bruises like these myself and they only look impressive, but they don't affect movement much
15 minutes till Tour cycliste international de la Guadeloupe with many a superstars starting incl. crowd favourite Colin Clive STÜSSIStage 1 is a time trial of all places
>>157199870>STÜSSI
>>157199870outrageous startlist 2bh
>>157199724convince me this isn't makeup/shopped
>>157199914Not as outrageous when you remember the next BIG french superstar is called Theophile VASSAL
>>157199942he should be super-domestique for Heaven guy
>be favorite for the race>DNS because of food poisoning>"help, I'm being underestimated!" what are you even complaining about
>>157200226who's that?
Wout won!!!
Big rampa inhumana
>>157200418This is the gayest shit I've ever seen. Wonder if there's a tent where punters can pay 5 euro to fuck urska in the arse.
>>157200450You what's also gay...you showing your dick on the Internet.
>>157200677van baarle taps that
>>157200517not as gay as looking at his dick on the internet
Watching highlights of the Dane tour convinced me cycling is an indoor sport
STÜSSI ready
removed from DSSK:>BAUDIN Alex>SIMMONS Quinn>MARTINEZ Lenny>ROGLIČ Primož>UIJTDEBROEKS Cianadjust
>VOS>WIEBESkinda weird to mix sprint stage hunters with GC
>>157200517a) not done it in years at least on this board b) it's only gay if there are sexual intentionsHaving a race called poogi challenge with the logo of a bowing faggot is so cringe. All whilst urska gets brutalised by a girmay and kevin reza.
>>157200908>Team Vorarlber with Australian flagyou didn't edit that screenshot, bertacek, did you?
>>157200934it's for real, approximately 15 minutes ago, can't put a timestamp on a livefeed.https://youtu.be/6Yy2XYPpcLc
>>157200934no
>>157200956>>157200960
>>157200811No need, didn't pick any of those frauds
>>157200829Implying women races ever make sense
>>157200996rude
>I am really looking forward to it. I expect to feel very good tomorrow. Normally, I am the team leader, together with Lennert (Van Eetvelt). We don't know how he will react after the Tour
>>157200677
>>157201249>We don't know how he will react after the TourJarno cracks me up
any Berts that have experience with DIY sugar flask fueling?
>>157201325finnbert is an expert
>>157200338kek that “helmet”
>>157200693Probably only offseason can’t risk injuries or fractured collarbones
>>157201325As in raw sugar? Got this from durianrider, was dubious but drink mixes are extoritionate. Used to do 50g worth of sugar a bottle with a fizz tab electrolyte. It works wonders. The only thing I noticed is I needed to also eat something substantial with complex carbs because it is very short term energy. For me a couple gulps last 20 minute where I feel great but then if I don't replenish I fall off FAST. But that might be pre-diabetes because alcohol consumption. Longer rides where you can't store a lot of fluids, I would be cautious because it doesn't fill that hydration itch but for a sub 2hr ride I felt it was perfection if I was doing threshold etc. You just need to make sure to brush teeth afterward for obvious reasons, sometimes you come back with rough teeth.
>>157201419>You just need to make sure to brush teeth afterward for obvious reasons, sometimes you come back with rough teeth.I mean, if you have salted water in your bottles I suppose you can rinse your mouth with that after every sip of sugar?
>>157201450Mixing the sugar with quite warm water to make it into a syrup basically, that is sticking to your teeth no matter what. I'd come back and brush my teeth straight away. The same with the gels I had, it's pretty grim on reflection. Unless you're doing training training, like intervals and threshold, I would bake flapjaks and put in salt or use salted butter, ground up seeds and some dry fruit. Only really necessary on longer rides anyway.
>>157201479>The same with the gels I had, it's pretty grim on reflection.some "sport" huh
>>157201489No wonder cycling is so popular amongst dentists
>>157201512>No wonder cycling is so popular amongst dentists
>>157201512It's a pretty good hobby for older men, because cycling doesn't hurt the body that much (compared to sports that require running), and you can take it as far as you can -- you can just do slow relaxed rides or push yourself really hardIt's either cycling or padel or walking football
>>157201687Sorry to double post but I just wanted to add that women can be dentists too
>>157201489It's a disgusting, uncomfortable sport and if you actually train for it you are constantly tired and run down. Then when you get fitter you become less tired so you train more because your body can cope. It's an cost fallacy sport because you put everything into it and if you don't utilise it, that's years of effort to waste. When I was a teen I'd have nightmares that I'd stopped cycling. Borders on mental illness for many people I believe but few realise it. It's a compulsive obsession. I'd be out at 9pm sprinting up the road after doing roller sessions, my dad locked my bike to his classic car once I finished my scheduled sessions. But every moment is like a drug. It's a very unhealthy sport, most endurance sports are. Running is a petri dish for anorexics.
Not to mention saddle sores and saddle discomfort that cuts blood from your genitals and mutilates your gooch. Women deform their fannards just to ride a bike. Their fannards are basically sacred yet they let it get absolutely obliterated like urska on a thursday night in cameroon. The sport is deeply rooted in mental illness and obsessive tendencies. And even today financial compensation for your efforts at a professional level is very low unless you're in the 1%.
>>157201859I mean I get what you're saying... and doping is just the cherry on top. But truthfully, 40 hours of manual labour takes a very similar toll on the body. This "new" fueling science is very relevant for anyone who is even moderately active. >>157201940>Their fannards are basically sacred yet they let it get absolutely obliterated like urska on a thursday night in cameroonkek>>157201940>And even today financial compensation for your efforts at a professional level is very low unless you're in the 1%.just like every other schmuck in the street
i wonder if cyclists actually live longer on average, isn't vo2 max like one of the key indicators of longevity?
Until today's news I legitimately did not think about Roglic since before the Tour. Like, as the tdf was happening I didn't think once about whether or not he might be on the Bora squad, whether he or Remco would be captains, if he chose to skip the race or if they left him out on purpose. Totally memory-holed the guy.
>>157202036I'm told that cycling may not actually be beneficial for heart health, and there's probably people that die in traffic accidents that bring the average down. But staying active should be beneficial to long life
>>157202036This is something I wonder about for years. I hear often that endurance athletes get diabetes which is of course treatable. But 6% bodyfat is unhealthy. Putting so much food through your gut is unhealthy. They're not pushing baby watts obviously, so that's putting stress on soft tissue and joints. How often are they actually hydrated? Because we see the sweat marks on them often, we see riders in the bin at the end of stages very often. But on the flip side their heart is obviously strong, possibly overworked, and their body has build a tolerance to hormonal imbalance, low testosterone, heat etc etc. I I haven't looked into it but my pseudo science is as follows>cats do fuck all >live to 20>eat very high protein diets>dogs are hyperactive>more muscular>expend far more calories in their lifetime>die at 15 at bestObviously it's a middle point of biological efficiency I'd imagine, and the cat/dog comparison has many flaws but as long as the body is healthy, I cannot imagine excessive workload is of any benefit.
>>157202036not with the carb overdosing these days. can't be good for long term health
As with everything, in moderation it's fine. If you take it too far it's not.
Guess who won the Cycling Pogacar Criterium
>>157202930Girmay? Reza?
Gone full circle, just realised football fans are the most retarded spasticated moron freaks on the planet. They are what I imagine poogacar fans are. Toxic positivity, sycophantic, delusional, hypersocial, performative. Would burn every one of these grotty little cunts alive if I could. ANGRY!
Just started riding, got a domane sl5 gen4, think i got cucked on the 105 thing not being electric. My lower back and shoulders are rekt after a 60km ride at 27km/h. Guess that’s normal for now. Anyways maybe random question but do you guys ride when it’s raining? Cause some years it rains a lot here, people just keep the bike stored away all winter or what?
>>157203196True belgians only ride when it's raining (or snowing)
T. Nys DNS
>>157203196Depends on the general weather. Some drizzling is fine. Wind gusts and showers is not so fun.If it's too shitty, you just ride on de rollen bert.
>>157203196I ride all year long. I used to commute 60km per day all seasons all weather. Riding in the rain is "fine", it's just a tad more annoying because you have to be more cautious riding, it will get into your eyes and can be really bothersome. Your road bike doesn't have fenders so the water sprays up into your face and back. If you have hydraulic disc brakes at least your braking isn't affected though. It means you have to do more bike maintenance (always clean your chain & regrease after rain, or it will gather rust) and your clothes and shoes will be wet and it's just a huge pain to wash and use the next day, and overall it's less fun, but ultimately riding in rain (except in winter) isn't that bad
>>157203320Guess I’ll go to the gym or run when it rains then, cleaning it after training hard sounds like a pain in the ass
>>157203196Rain as >>157203320 says is not ideal. A lot of dedicated riders will have a 'winter bike' i.e. a bike for rain which is cheap and usually aluminium. But if that's not possible then you shoud get chain cleaning set at a minimum and some chain lube. Better if you learn to take off the chainset and cassette. It's all easy no harder than building a PC. Your BB should be fine inbetween services at a store unless you ride in sand or salty roads which you do not want to do at all for obvious reasons. Non electric gears is really not that bad IMO. I prefer non electric. I see no benefit unless you're a lazy home mechanic. Adjusting gears is simple. Plenty of videos. Cables can be a bit of a pain if internally routed. But it's no big deal. I'd never ride with DI2 if given the choice. Glad you're enjoying it. Pain goes away after a few weeks. If it doesn't get a fit.
https://youtu.be/C0Jk7ZvsQUY
>>157202036Yes: https://doi.org/10.1093/eurheartj/eht347
>>157202036>i wonder if cyclists actually live longer on average, isn't vo2 max like one of the key indicators of longevity?zone2 bros yes. Pros? Doubtful
I have too much vacation time accrued. I'm already going to Montreal for worlds this fall, should I go to Europe for Paris-Roubaix and Amstel next spring? Or is that the kind of thing I should have been booking before now to get hotel rooms etc.?
PostNord Tour of Denmark (2.Pro)Stage 4Rudkøbing - Faaborg172.6kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2026/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2026/stage-3-gcRoadbook:https://d3g42de5vbfx19.cloudfront.net/races/roadbooks/2026%20-%20PostNord%20Danmark%20Rundt.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2026/stage-4/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / DR113:50 CET / 15:45 CET
Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)Stage 1Lausanne - Lausanne138kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://mega.nz/file/u1kjwSQb#9xvD39G9V5X1YQ8ckQQhiHNtFzVoD87TwPknstJgn_oLive stats:https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2026/stage-1/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / Sporza / VRT / NOS / RTVE / SRG SSR / DKTV214:00 CET
DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) (1.UWT)San Sebastián - San Sebastián221.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/san-sebastian/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://qrco.de/bgvgkKLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/san-sebastian/2026/result/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB14:00 (EITB) / 15:00 CET
>>157207637the question is where you want to watch these races and how you will get around. Amstel should be easier, as you could get accomodation across the border in Liège or Aachen (Vaalserberg is on the outskirts of Aachen) if necessary. But in general I don't think you should have any problem finding accomodations so far into the future.
>>157207777Nice digits and thanks. I did do some planning for spring classics last winter but didn't go for it.best plan is fly to Brussels with my bicycle and cycle around for a week to catch PR and then Amstel Gold before flying home. Good to know that accommodations unlikely to be booked >year in advance
>>157207742All too easy.
Who's winning the Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift? You're going to watch it, right?
>>157207847
>>157207847The only two euro pro wimmin cyclists I care about (Canada champ, local cyclist I used to train with) are not racing so don't give a shit
>>157207847We believe in Blasi, though we'll have to see if she can survive the 3 weeks with her inexperience
>>157207909>3 WeeksAnon...
>>157207896loathe this bitch so much
>>157207847Big Marlen (won't win, but she'll probably be in yellow after the TT and then only just lose it on stage 7, and tragedy is much of what makes sport worth watching)
>>157207948A true polish beauty, just like Iga Swiatek
>>157207867Ah yes, rusberts good penfriend from Canada Alison. Special greetings for him will be waved into the camera when she's in the breakaway.
>>157207982
>>157207982No my friendos from northern canadistan are Maggie-chan and Mara-chan
Landa to Euskaltel to finish his career. Sovlfvl rider
30 Remco Evenepoel23 Giulio Ciccone17 Léo Bisiaux15 Jhonatan Narváez14 Richard Carapaz11 Guillermo Thomas Silva9 Jan Christen9 Christian Scaroni9 Mauro Schmid8 Giulio Pellizzari7 Jarno Widar4 Maxim Van Gils4 Javier Romo2 Xabier Mikel Azparren2 Ben Tulett2 Ramses Debruyne2 Benoît Cosnefroy2 Afonso Eulálio2 Enric Mas2 Felix Gall1 Haimar Etxeberria1 David Gaudu1 Ben Healy1 Matteo Jorgenson1 CIAN UIJTDEBROEKS1 Jordan Labrosse1 Simone Gualdi1 Louis Barré1 Ion Izagirre1 Jan Castellon1 Alex Aranburu1 Marcel Camprubí1 Finlay Pickering1 Mikel Landa1 Emiel Verstrynge1 Clément Braz Afonso1 PELAYO SÁNCHEZ1 Mathys Rondel1 Clément Champoussin1 Gianmarco Garofoli1 Paul Double1 Xandro Meurisse1 Igor Arrieta1 Diego Uriarte>6==2 Remco Evenepoel Giulio Ciccone Léo Bisiaux Richard Carapaz Giulio Pellizzari Jarno Widar>OPTAKT ENJOYER>Blood passport Inspector2 Remco Evenepoel Giulio Ciccone Léo Bisiaux Jhonatan Narváez Richard Carapaz Guillermo Thomas Silva>frfr on god>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>>157207847Pauline or BlasiI dont see Demi winning on the Ventoux
>>157207847Pauline. Also looking foward to seeing Marianne mogging all the young riders
>>157208581team won't work for Blasi. they're in full women mode since she's leaving to movistar
The slogan of the race is >watch the femmes. That's like mcdonalds new burger campain being >eat our burger.
>>157208575>7 Jarno Widar
>>157207909You mean 3 days
>>157208967They are done playing nice. They're out in the open telling you, you better watch OR ELSE
>>157208967Superliminal messaging.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8limv--HRF0
Yes i'm watching female cyclingYes i'm getting drunk
>>157209333For 12 points, no less.
we live in Switzerland
>>157209751Based, me too
What time does the chuting start?
>>157209751>>157209851
Didn't some of you say she has no upcoming races?
>MUDACnot very nice sounding acronym
>>157209852Ofc she's on her phone
>>157209875She's gonna "have fun", nothing serious.Just some backroom gangbang parties to get that moisture on that chin scar
>>157209906With an additional 2GB of data for every win by Wout VAN AERT (for just 13 EUR/month at woutmobile.com) she has every reason to be on her phone
What are the implications of Demi wearing a full white Kit? Showing Dominance and telling those other bitches her digestive tract is intact?
Waar KMP(LC)P DE BILLOT?
>>157209946
>>157209751Duvelkes?
>>157209950The Mauritian kit is really nice. Shame she's trading it for yellow today
depart!
>>157209981gij begrijpt het
>>157207867Psst. Kiara LYLYK will win a stage this year!
>Kwabecky
we also live in Denmark
>>157210013Lorena will body her
>>157210013it's going to be another tour of kwabbing for her
Wiebeswinslol?
2.5 hours of staring at Maud RIJNBEEK'S arse is on the menu
>>157207637It should be easy. Cycling races are still a niche event. I think you'll be surprised just how much regular life goes on next to an Amstel gold or a paris roubaix.
>>157210059Watch the Femmes!
>>157210059>hey Bert can I sit on your wheel for a bit>no
Whoever wins this stage will wear the yellow bib
pee break
They already have to piss?
we live in Spain
Demi Vollering crying again.
Imagine standing on the side of the road and punching some girl in the liver
>>157210205
Quartucci descentlet
>>157210262classic move
QRD who are the hot chicks? Any leaks? nudes? onlyfans?
Remco seething again
How can they pee?
Why does nobody wait for him?
race already over lol for him lol
>>157210356It's bizarre. I mean, he'll still win from this position, but this is so stupid
>>157210356B E T R A Y A L
Jan Christen always goes early
>Remco is behind>now is the moment>all in, boyskek
>landa to eskadiGood riddence
Bravo Giulio you will be a loyal helper for the next few years
>i'm never racing for red bull again
Remco will still win this on sheer anger alone
>>157210377surely not he was down half a minute start of the climb
>>157210331Most have detachable straps for their bibs so they can squat for a piss. But some piss while riding like in pic rel.
>>157210427
Ben Healy shadow banned
C H U T EHUTE
Memco smash
hallo kijkers
A bit cynical to attack remco like that
what bloody channel is this race on? can't find it
>>157210579etb1
another chute
Another chute
>>157210630massacre
>>>/wsg/6205909what's up with that sound
>>157210654basque language is truly alien
TAS spotted
Ok, it's gonna be pure semen slurping, isn't it ?
Remco is primed and ready
what a shit race
Based cows
those cute cows running was the most exciting image of the race
cam on Remco
Vamos richie
Carapaz is not a bad client will take turns and is not the best sprint
Cararat is a bad match for Remco
>>157210782>>157210789Duality of /cyc/>>157210791>>157210792Duality of /cyc/
Praying to Allah that Rusbert caught that bidon debacle as a webm
>>157210791>will take turnslol
I hope the twink wins
>>157210803Already sharing the load in the descent
Cicco teleporting
>>157210815Barre?
KWAB
>shimano car
>>157210837hahaha
>>157210837Thank you
>>157210831lekker
>>157210837>>157210837
pretty exceptional that two riders who went all out in the Tour are going to finish 1st and 2nd
-300CHF
>>157210855Why? It's only been one week, they're still in their TdF form
>>157210855two Olympic champions at that
Yet another chute. TDFF(AZ) continues to deliver
>>157210855"Peaking" is a pre-covid cycling thing
>>157210862Riders coming from the Tour have not done well in this race over the last years, even Pogacar had a DNF because he was too exhausted.
didn't know Barre rides for Jumbo
THE GOAT OF SAN SEBASTIAN
Semen slurping
Remco wins
BAM another one
>>157210880It depends on the startlist but usually races like the Olympics or 2023 WC who are ridden a few days after TdF are dominated by riders who did the Tour
dude he counted his wins before the line lol so cocky
4 participations4 wins
>>157210901top 10
>>157210887he's been terrible until this race, thought Visma already destroyed him, but maybe there's still hope
>>157210837I thought she was throwing it on purpose at first
>>157210907Well like I said, the last two editions of this race had nobody who did the Tour in the top finishers and the last winner who came from the Tour was Powless in 2021. So it's been exactly the opposite of domination, but obviously the sample size of a few years is small and trends change.I went down to 98 credits to pick Mas over Carapaz because I didn't believe in someone who went all out in the Tour, but clearly that was the wrong decision.
>>157210917Scaroni 4th out of nowhere
>>157210754What's up with runners having atrocious taste in music?
Reminder that there are people who picked GAUDU for this
Honestly a bit disappointing classi palmares for a rider like Remo
>>157210940Remco and Carapaz both struggled a little in the first week of the Tour and got better towards the end
>>157210837
>>157210955I'm obliged to post a playlist of Froomedawg's. It's a mystery how so many people in one sport can have taste this shit
>>157210837>drought.webm
>>157210917Why is Remco the only one of my riders in these results? where are my other riders?
>>157210962Eh it's fine
>>157210917>adjoosted out Camprubi
SCHMID fraudelentNARVAEZ fraudelentSILVA fraudelentWIDAR fraudelentPELLIZARI fraudelent
>he still looks like the biggest threat to Pogacar at the World Championships - along with Seixas, who may have gotten a big boost from his first grand tour and therefore probably has to be No. 2 before the race in Canada.so Pogwinlol then
>>157211037>PELLIZARIthe only real hjaelper Remco had
>>157211039nobody has a shot at Pogacar because he has the most good teammates someone like Del Torro can easily bring him far
>>157210837>professional athlete
>>157211052Del Toro will ride for himself
>>157210962I'm of the opinion that he has been riding awful calendars most seasons. He should be sweeping most of what Pogi doesn't ride for the past 4-5 years.Injuries fucked him a bit at times, but I think there have been too many missed opportunities.
>>157211069
>>157210962He only cares about beating pogi
Wout 4 for 4 today?
>>157210981I kek everytimecall me maybe is a banger though
>>157211170I like the funny hats.Best gimmick alongside the trident from Tirreno.
>>157211170Would pay good money to see him get punched in the liver
https://www.procyclingstats.com/team/willebrord-wil-vooruit-2024this team just sign the younger brothers of pro riders. I see at least 4
>>157210837ah yes, the females
kwabkekky
>>157211170>Remco wearing glovesrare collectors item
>>157211170nice txapela
>>157211170Ole
Copeland is a certified chute merchant
Chute
who tf names their daughter copeland
>>157211331Aren't all women?
>>157211357some more than others
>>157211339Seetheland
Why are female cyclists worse than men? I've always heard feminists tell that females are better at long time/distance exercises
BIG MARLEN DOWN
chute big marlen
Me on the telly
>>157211447At extreme endurance this seems to be correct. This means running for 2 days, not cycling for a few hours
>>157211513Does that work for ultra trail then?
>>157211505I love wine so much bros
Sex with Liane
>>157211505>>157211525Please buy our shitty wines
>>157211530Liane is not for lewd
>>157211519I would assume so if there's a woman that is talented and trains at the same level as a man.But I don't know shit about ultra trail.Usually a lot less females do sports hence there's a smaller pool of talent to begin with.
Miss this lil monkee like you wouldn't believe
German commentary saying the race is not as fast as planned KEK
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaxe kondi
>>157211545Yeah I don't know shit about trail either. But I would've expected cycling to lean more towards women being on par with men. Commentators started talking about Pogi training with Urska, telling how she couldn't really follow, and that got me wondering.
Ingebrigsten wins
>boat, vineyards and cyclistsGoated views
>>157211211He usually wears them for podium ceremonies because he has to show the sponsor's gear.
>>157211595top 10
>>157211625GC
>>157211519Women have beaten man at ultra but you really gotta go beyond the 300km mark and not have the top dude’s competing
>>157211533I'd try if I ever saw a Swiss wine here but I don't think I ever have
Can Anime van Vleuten win it all?
>>157210443I wonder what urine fetishists think of this
>>157211592Pro women ride at the level of male juniors. So no, cycling is not even close.
it's gay pride day in the netherlands today so Vos will win
>>157211645Yeah so the crossover is for really extreme distances
dutch eurosport commentator just called the race "Tour de France Zwift" kek
fucking attack you retards
CHUTE
Lets go Lambo this is the one
lmao
Kwab
I don't think they even managed to drop Wiebes at least
Cam on Pauline
wiebeswinslol
Wiebeswinslol
kek, Wiebeswinslol
Women are retarded
>>157211734close enough
>>157211843mijn gedacht
this could be easily avoided if somebody with brain attacked earlier
Holy fuck I hate Wiebes so much its unreal
.
>>157211850>cyclist, brains
Wiebes winning on this kind of finish is a result of immense slurping
Blasi already lost 8 seconds
>>157211905It's over
>>157211904euh belgian bro's....?
Alison suffered for you today rusbert. But maybe that chasse patate wasn't the best of ideas.
>>157201325I buy bulk maltodextrin and fructose and combine for a 1:0.8 ratio. There is some differing advice in the ratio but all in the same neighborhood I believe. I don't do the sugar flask because it seems cooking it up seems like a bit more pre-ride work than I care to do; so I just put whatever amount of carbs I'm targeting in my bottles for the ride. I do anything from 70-100g per hour this way. For example, a two hour summer endurance ride I will drink two bottles and put 70g in each. A cooler endurance ride I might get three hours out of two bottles so I just divide my total carb goal by two and mix the bottles. Sometimes I misjudge the temperature and my resulting thirst and regret having combined hydration and fueling as I end up needing to drink move volume than I would have but almost all of the time this works great. I also add 1/4 sodium citrate (not as much salty flavor as regular salt) per bottle when its hot and less if its cooler, much less scientific about the salt. Longer rides I will stop for water and just carry bags of the carb to mix. On a personal note I have found I really do like to eat something light also on long rides, so I also take one Stinger waffle per hour or the Maurten carb bars which are really easy to eat for being so high in carbs.
>>157211984yeah, that was not the smartest move
sexist here. this sport is way to dangerous for women
>>157212031is there anything sexists can't do?
>>157212031Coomer here.I love when they crash and rip their bibs and we see half of their asses on full display.
Yes, they kissed.
>>157212065
>>157212054Is there a more obvious test abuser in the female peloton?
>>157211331>>157212065doesn't need to be that much
Wiebes is fuck ugly it's making me angry
>>157212096
>>157212065It's fine by me if they also just take part of their clothes off
>>157212160Who's the prettiest rider?
>no Wout winit not right
>>157212233Ganna
Remco does with San Sebastian what Pogacar does with Lombardia
this race is cool, but also lame with no proper climbs
i couldn't see the race. did kopecky do a great leadout? was it a nederlandse overwinning met een belgisch randje?
>>157212632lol, lmao even, no first belgian at spot 36, kopecky chocking early
>>157212659damn. she must have had a great honeymoon
>>157212825Hairy Hand
Bought a new pair of sandals. They were 75% off
>>157212900zonder socks?
>>157212900nice, load the tennis socks
>>157212924Bought a 5 pack of ankle socks
>>157212825tell me why pablo castrillo (born 2nd january 2001) qualifies for the men's youth jersey but puck pieterse (born 13th of may 2002) does not qualify for the femmes avec zwift youth jersey
>>157211930https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IX5akdHUrTgshe sounds legitimately retarded
As it's /femmes/ week:https://nos.nl/video/2624473-andere-tijden-sport-rivales-van-moorsel-en-longo-begraven-de-strijdbijlFor those interested (might have to use Dutch VPN), a view back on the rivalry between van Moorsel and Longo way back in the 90's. They also meet for the first time since their last race together.
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GCafterSAN SEBASTIAN
>>157211999checked; thankscombining hydration and fueling doesn't seem to compute in my autistic brain but I suppose it's less of a headache to prepare. However, I'm not sure I can bring myself to drink sugar water exclusively. I think I need plain salted water to get rid of the sweet taste. I'll experiment some and give your method a try as well. I'm also considering picrel
>>157213149Maikel Zijlaard is van Moorsel's nephew, interesting
>>157213149Van Moorsel with her stupid fake Rotterdam accent
>>157213260I just squeeze in some lemon or lime juice. Works a treat.
>>157212688based jeroom poster
>>157211595Kondivand getting their money's worth
>>157213260Normal bidon, 1/2 cup of sugar, 1/2 tbsp of Himalayan pink salt. squeeze of lemon juice. Boom
>>157213959sorry that was supposed to be 1/4 tbsp of salt. unless it's 30c and 95% humidity I doubt you need 1/2
i was only going to do 3 hours at low effort today which i usually find really boring but i somehow was in a good motivation and did 6.5 hours instead
Pauline is a devastatingly charming woman.
do you like spongebob?
people who watch the femmes watch spongebob as well
>>157214906>>157214920something's up
>>157211533i'm going to be doing a suisse wine degustation this winter, organized by some importer. i've never tasted suisse wines before. to me, it seems like a crazy idea to import suisse wines in belgium. they have a low production, they export very little of their wines, and we all know anything that comes from suisse is super expensivebut i'm excited for this degustation anyway as i've never had suisse wine before
they really want people to care about women's cyclingreminds me of women's basketball. they want it to be a thing so bad
>>157215050begging men to watch their sport when women don't even watch it
if he does vuelta I shant be watching
>>157215050I watch to imagine the smell
>>157215113Problem:> Large part of female athletes in male dominant sports are basically semi-males, want to be males or are lesbians (male side of the couple)> They believe they deserve the same attention (and money) as the male athletes despite bringing inferior performances to the table> Actual real woman do not care for sports so their target audience are males, who already watch the male variant of the sportIn summary:> Males in a female body, want real males, to threat them as equal real men, despite the fact that they are notSolution:> Make the sport mixed, if they're good enough they'll be picked up by a team. The ones that aren't good enough, can organize smaller races on their level, just like juniors and amateurs.New problem:> They will not accept this because they believe they deserve the same attention (and money) as the male athletes despite bringing inferior performances to the tableI'm getting stuck in a loop. Any other ideas?
Was any TdFFaS rider ever taken out on a climb by a fan and raped?
>>157215928not yet
>>157215050tough guy shitting on women's basketball in the /cyc/ echochamber when there's constantly a /wnba/ thread up. how contrived. sad!
>>157215943some girl dropped from her group - no other fans in sight, she's climbing real slow you run after her to cheer her on and lift her 50kg body off the bike and into the wood nearby ... terrifying thought
>>157215976This could also happen to VPP's 50kg body
>>157215982Let's face it it could happen to all of us. That's why I don't ride after dark and I avoid remote streets
business idea: Mixed gender team, only women can win stages and gets GC times.
>>157216149>which woman can stay in Pogi's wheel the longestsounds fun
Did you guys watch the tour de femme or tour of Denmark today?
>>157218231You're telling me there are races other than the TdFF taking place right now?!
>>157218416They're trying to steal the spotlight from tour of Denmark :/
>>157214018I almost always add a pinch of himalayan salt to my plain water these days. Significantly less toilet visits. >>157213959I will try this thx>>157213585>I just squeeze in some lemon or lime juice. Works a treat.yeah tasty but I gotta be careful with it because I have done a little damage to my teeth using too much lemon; they get a little rough. Luckily I caught it before it became a habit and didn't fuck up my teeth permanently. The acid is corrosive if the concentration is a little too strong.
Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa (1.1)Bilbao - Arkotxa172.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/circuito-de-getxo/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HZe_wYcTqz7jZ0TLhCufiQOWTka103jr/view?usp=sharingLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/circuito-de-getxo/2026/result/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygoNuc5N9wMhttps://cyclingtiz.live/12:25 CET
PostNord Tour of Denmark (2.Pro)Stage 5 (Final)Køge - Rødovre126kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2026/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2026/stage-4-gcRoadbook:https://d3g42de5vbfx19.cloudfront.net/races/roadbooks/2026%20-%20PostNord%20Danmark%20Rundt.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2026/stage-5/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / DR112:30 CET / 13:30 CET
Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)Stage 2Aigle - Geneva147.9kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2026/startlistGC after stage 1:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2026/stage-1-gcRoadbook:https://mega.nz/file/u1kjwSQb#9xvD39G9V5X1YQ8ckQQhiHNtFzVoD87TwPknstJgn_oLive stats:https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2026/stage-2/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / Sporza / VRT / NOS / RTVE / SRG SSR / DKTV215:45 CET
uuuh, grande, I guess
Pog is racing 1189 normal people right now on this pic related. His goal is to catch them all and win. Vuelta decision to be announced tomorrow.
>>157221393How much advantage do the normies get?
>>157221455Last year he started 7 minutes behind and he lost against some British lawyer. Andrew Feather. It doesn't say how far back he's starting this year. I assume it's 5 minutes.
>>157218484Difference is that in the TDFF the women are flat, while in Denmark the race is flat.
>>157221393stream?
>>157221953it's over. He finished 8th.
The winner
And the top 10. Special mention to Pascal Ackermann who finished a minute down on Pog in 13th.
>>157221985>>157221995washed. it's Pogover
>>157221995>Ryan GIBBONS (SLO)Curious
>>157221985How much would these amateurs have doped? And would it simply be epo?
>>157221995Imagine how doped this top 10 is.
>mauro schmid to pinarello until 2029
>>157222069>UAE riders migrate to other teams, spreading dopage knowledge >cycling becomes interesting againWho should Visma get?
>>157222086The better Yates
>>157222086Visma had the dopage knowledge first, it was only at the end of 2023 that UAE poached Javier Sola from Visma and stepped up their dopage game.
Is the queen stage in Denmark?
>>157222302>1.7km 0.4%Very rampa humana.
>>157222363
nice
Pedersen wins
Abysmal dogshit from Visma
>>157222971top 10
>>157222982final GC
cant believe demi said this about her former teammatehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fBg0Xag9_Sk
is there an ass ranking spreadsheet or should I make one ?
>>157223191and no worries. i am a man of taste
GC and points win means 4gb right?
>>157223234probably only 2 for GC
15 km to go in Pais VascoUltima rampaCICCONE goes nuclearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygoNuc5N9wM
dogshit startlist at tour de Kurwa
>>157223191>>157223202what are you waiting for
>CAMPRUBI paranormalI am feeling very stupid
>>157223349Next year Kurwa tour should lose WT status and give it to the VERY prestigious Czech Tour
>>157223359at itthis requires days of work
>3 out of 4 stages of the czech tour are unipuertoshow extraordinarily based is that
>>157223359who is this
>>157223419Me
>>157221987hes lilerally Reinhard von Lohengramm
>>157223419Faulkner
>>157223512heh, my boy...
close finish
Girmay wins!
Tesfatsion wins?
>>157223549might have been cucked on the meta
>>157223566UAE again nowhere to be seen
>Tour de France>They're in Switzerlandlmao, dumb Women got lost
no one will believe me but I partied with Alison Jackson in Spain
attack Gery
I'm watching the Femmes and I gotta admit it's pretty boring
It's interesting seeing women trying to emulate male peloton but something is constantly off, it's like the uncanny valley od femme tdf.
>>157223659how is the PTSD?
i could win the tdf but i dont have a bike
who beat him? sign that man to a 10 year contract
>>157223840See >>157221995
>>157223848the guy doesn't even have a PCS page. how much of a head start did he give these jobbers
>The UAE Team Emirates-XRG superstar started seven minutes behind more than 1,200 participants but was unable to catch them all.kinda lame
>Let's put turns in the final km to try to slow down the riders to avoid crashes>riders are still going to fast there's almost always a crash of some kind rounding a corner in the final kmswhat is the solution to this
How about we have zero sprint daysFUCK W*EBES
respectable enough I suppose.
>>157223895here he is
>>157223895>>157223903googled himhe has very unbertlike hairobviously an alpecin user
>>157223798she's exactly like how she seems...which is weird for an adult, it'd be more normal for it to be an act. she kept grabbing everyones phones to take pictures making those quick chungus faces. She was nice enough though.
impending Wiebeswinslol
lmao foids are so dumb
Wiebeswinslol. not even close
Kwabecky
barely in the same frame
>wiebes - sprinting>other lassies - out of saddle just to stretch their backs, NO SPRINTS ALLOWED
>>157224248GC
>>157224211I really hope someone is weighing her bike
This is even more boring than the men's tour
why not let break win if you can’t contest sprint
>>157224266She looks like she smells bad
>>157224293nah, that was a good ending
poor delusional bastards
>>157224293No one should help Wiebes on a sprint stage but they still do. Get some real climbs tomorrow to help solve that.
>>157224356>"I want to believe">not "I believe"heathen
Almeida 2.0 is ready to be unleashedI want to believe
>>157224442>Its another episode of acostic germbert not getting the reference
>>157224390they weren't helping her, they let sd worx blow themselves up and picked up the scraps, she was seemingly boxed in going solo. she's just that good.
>>157224578>Its another episode of acostic danebert not getting a joke
>>157222302Vejle stage is always the queen stage.
>>157212948and finally the answer
>>157225777or non-answer I guess
Rubio is hale and healthy again
new thread >>157226642new thread >>157226642new thread >>157226642
