>>157197274a manlet who only reached manlet status by being pumped full of hgh isn't as dangerous in the air as a tall fitness freak? crazy crazy crazy
Makes no sense because if they didn't have legs then neither of them would be capable of leaping to score a header so both would have 0 goals.
One is a transformative athlete, a once in history genius of the game capable of seeing past the obvious methods and manners of the game and excell outside of all established boundaries in addition to mastering traditional play in every way and deserve as suchly the title of "God" and inquestionable "greatest to ever play" The other is a pre-assist merchand propped by a rigged system.
>>157197297but it's Leglessi and Stubnaldo, the legends. they would have a dedicated big strong 9 who'd carry them on their back like a little geodude and during corners hold them above his head like when you do the airplane with a baby.
>>157197274don't think either could play without legs
>>157197274Remove their heads:Cristiano Ronaldo - Plays for MexicoLionel Messi - Plays for Mexico
>>157197392k, b.
>>157197380>One is a transformative athlete, a once in history genius of the game capable of seeing past the obvious methods and manners of the game and excell outside of all established boundaries in addition to mastering traditional play in every way and deserve as suchly the title of "God" and inquestionable "greatest to ever play"Good description of Lionel Messi.
>>157197519No one, not a single person alive who is not actively bribed by FIFA believes this. Meanwhile Christiano "God" Ronaldo has received and deserved ! this name from the grassroot supporters... It speaks for itselfly
>>157197380Even as a child I never got the "hype" behind Messi, it always felt off compared to Ronaldo's stardom.Then in adulthood I learned that Messi is just Barcelona and FIFA's manufactured and heavily assisted "rival" to Ronaldo, then when Ronaldo started to not play along with the sponsors and big money, the industry effectively shut him out.There's a reason why Messi only performed at Barcelona and after he got coerced to not retire, while Ronaldo started great and kept being great, although less with age.
>>157197988>Ronaldo started to not play along with the sponsors and big moneyRonaldo is paid €4m per week, before bonuses and sponsorship deals and image rights in Saudi. Shut the fuck up you absolute plank.
>>157198021First of all, I never said he didn't get sponsorship money, of course he does, all worthwhile athletes do. It's just that I see a fuckton more of Messi related commercials and advertisement all over during the World Cup and unless you're completely blind, Messi's Argentina get rigged all the way to the semis.Secondly, all famous and good athletes make an absurd amount of money
>>157197384>Leglessikek
>>157198098
>>157197297It's actually counting tap ins
>>157197274Surely this means Cristiano has more non penalty knockout match goals in the WC, right?
>>157198616The tournaments have been rigged against him since he put on the national jersey. Every goal he scores when everything is done to prevent him, should count as 5 or 10.
It's not a hypothetical, it's a command. Get the axe and let's do this.
>>157197384Is this legal? You would think guys stepping on their teammates backs to jump higher for a header would be allowed and normal
>>157198693godnaldo fighting the matrix am happy ppl are waking up
>>157198173for me it's ronaldo's facial training machinehttps://youtu.be/BhJlUUoewtw?si=iuBZRqw3xivb-vTt
>remove their legsSanest pendulover
>>157197274How many if you remove their penis?
>>157197388>HEY! You... you're not a biped
How many goals Mbappe scored with his head his whole career again? 2 or 3?
>>157197274>remove leg>pissi cucktini still has a UCL final over penaldo
>>157197392kek
>>157199470the Cock Ravisher 7
>>157197274will this stupid debate continue in 2030?
i cant think of something more millennial and homosexual than caring about this rivalry in the current year
