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Upset brewing in low scoring slopfest.
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>new thread
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tradies are faggots
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I like big tits and I'm tired of apologising for it.
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Old Gold w/ Mint
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>>157197784
Smol boobs for me
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The new Perth stadium looks so great when it's lit up in purple. Don't think Iggs have had a night game so haven't seen it in their colours.
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I like both big and small tits
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>>157197784
crisp pauline attaching a vacuum pump to jarnabys nipples
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slampig gf 2026
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Dockers to be honest
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I hate everyone and everything
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Had so many chance with women & fumbled em all
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dwarfie time
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>>157197801
including yourself?
lmao gottem
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Just remembered I can post anything without guilt because this is an anonymous imageboard
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no preference but i hate big flabby arms and obesity in general
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I will obviously be preferencing One Nation ahead of Labor, LNP, Greens and all teal independents in the next election.

I agree One Nation is a grifter party. They even have jeets in the party who barely speak english and support more indian migration. That being said, One Nation is at least pledging a migration cap; that automatically makes than better than Labor, LNP, Greens and Teals.

In an ideal world one of the other minor parties would get some more traction. I'd have no problems if Sustainable Australia kicked up a gear and got some seats in the upper house. At the end of the day, just make sure to mark your preferences correctly.
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>>157197806
Especially myself
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>>157197815
didnt read faggot
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doesn’t mean shit when transferable work visas aren’t counted in that stat lmao
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>>157197819
I don't care about your input, mickpedo.
Pedophiles don't matter. The sooner you're dead, the better.
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>>157197815
agreed
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>>157197795
mr potato head looking ahh
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herrd paline hanson is well knowned sex tourtist yo india, love the kama sutra with tan men
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I just draw dicks on the ballot paper and express my wish for everyone listed on it to be hung desu
As for the senate I vote for meme parties
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though it would be banes v freo at gf now im not sure more liek fraudo
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We are in big trouble now that Jacinta stepped down, she was leading us to greatness
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Lads, I just posted.
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any depraved bum bandit man in
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>>157197795
mrs potato head looking ahh
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so my dick
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>>157197795
his hands are massive
bfg
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This is a fucking grim game
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just when you think the trains have got him he appears
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>>157197815
yep
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theres two black guys out there
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>>157197872
One of the season's worst. Anyone that thinks Freo are unbeatable is kidding themselves.
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Australia's immigrant population is 8.8 million
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>politics
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>so my dick
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>>157197888
this country would be so comfy if it was only 1 million
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get the fuck out of my country if you vote for one nation
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>>157197894
this, all fucken gay nerd poofter shit
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>>157197894
Theres fags in here that will get upset if you dont like Pauline Hanson kek
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peeo
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>>157197879
what did he mean by this
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>>157197894
They bring it up out of nowhere, too. Fuck off to your underage board, cocksuckers
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>>157197900
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two bad teams
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>>157197908
Literally me
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post pretty girl feet
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Theres fags in here that will get upset if you do like Pauline Hanson kek
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>frogposting
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>>157197784
>>157197789
>>157197793
Breasts can get too big and are honestly the worst.
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>>157197925
Got a problem cunt?
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>>157197765
wtf he's literally me
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I don't mind good people
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>>157197916
but enough about the lib/lab duopoly
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>>157197928
I like sag. Shove it up your ass, flatfag.
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>>157197923
Teehee
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Do you guys like Mexican food?
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>>157197883
1.5 to 0.2 is bad footy. Doggies I can understand but what is going on with the shockers
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Pauline Hanson will get upset if you like fags kek
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>>157197789
we know mickhead
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>>157197937
Sag needs a certain volume to be great, otherwise they're just empty bitch tits.
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>>157197939
>one nation voter
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angela white is a fat bitch and not attractive at all
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>>157197940
when i cook it yes but most i've had out of home is shit
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>>157197923
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dicks
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if you don't like angela white get the fuck out of my country
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>>157197941
Goal kicking is just the rotten cherry on top of the shit sundae. Flogs have just been ultra defensive and stagnating movement, Freo unable to neither side can handle the ball cleanly and the amount of clangers and just shit play is off the charts and then you see umpiring shit like that tackle on Ryan that's not paid.
It's bad.
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>>157197965
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S
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I wish I ssf he’d nose if re of the commodes fames
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>>157197965
She has her Vixen comeback scene coming out tomorrow.
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no one cares m8 stfu
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fat ass mexican girls farting on my face iykwim haha
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>>157197989
what are you implying
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>>157197974
>That hairline
Could never see her as not bald.
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Just turned the footy on
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>>157197997
god i wish that was me
you might have missed the worst game all year
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>>157197992
My hairline is unironically less receded and I'm a 40 year old man.
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>>157197973
Neither of these teams is going far this year, the Dogs we knew but the Dockers are letting them get away with it. Feels like Ross is still in purple with this game plan
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it's literally nearly 2am in victoria and this game is still going
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my biggest fear is marrying a woman so ugly all she has is beauty
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>>157198013
Kek
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>Bulldogs need to kick +50% of their three quarter time score in the last quarter to get ahead
The game is over.
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>>157197954
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S
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>>157198005
I might end up wrong but I suspect Freo is going to get their shit pushed in during their first final and go totally into their shell. They absolutely do not want the Lions or Cats finishing in 4th or they'll get gaped.
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Explain?
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>>157198024
just say it's a 3 goal game
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>>157198031
you're fucked
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>>157198031
2 frauds
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>>157198031
>Bontempelli's par mark is 22 disposals
kek, what a squib. Daicos' line is 33 disposals.
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>>157197974
>didn't say ending up alone
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>>157198031
Young tagging Bont. Don't know who's on Serong but haven't noticed him outside his goals.
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>>157197992
>>157198001
Africans have fucked hairlines, look at ksi
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going to bed so i can get the most out of my saturday
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>>157198046
You can pick your own line m8
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>>157198046
thats not overs/unders champion
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>>157198046
With Daicos there's no chance Bevo will swing the magnets, start him up forward and then play him there for 75% of the game.
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>>157198028
It's a Lions 3peat locked in. I think the psychological pull of winning a 3peat will be too strong. Lions looking like it's all coming together and they will be hungry to prove themselves. You can't trust the Swans in a Granny, or the Crows in a final, so will be Loins v Hawks .

Straight sets look for the purps and will finish 6th next year
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>>157198067
the bottom 5 players for sides like fremantle and sydney are absolute shit
the lions are stacked
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Came believe you blokes took the >squib bait
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going to england for a month tomorrow do you guys want anything while I'm there
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>>157198067
I don't think Lions it in the bag but does seem to be coming together for them. Just don't trust Freo.
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>>157198072
>Came believe
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>>157198028
>They absolutely do not want the Lions or Cats finishing in 4th
It'll almost certainly be Hawks or Brisbane in fourth. -Maybe- Adelaide if Hawks beat Brisbane and Adelaide beats Freo, in which case Adelaide will already be in their head.
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Fremantle won't be going out in straight sets I'm afraid
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>fremantle is the best side in the competition
literally no one can say this with a straight face
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>>157198075
Double decker magnet pls
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freo, way to go
hit em real hard and respect their foe
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Bro toon the >came believe bait
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>>157198075
I'll have a Tetleys
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norfie time?
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love her
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hope petey isn't gonna pee on his scarf after this one
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>>157198075
restoration of the British Empire thanks mate
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jerking my fanny
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The umpiring is horrible and you blokes just accept it
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>>157198079
>It'll almost certainly be Hawks or Brisbane in fourth
Most likely but could still be any of Hawks, Lions, Cats, Crows or Demons. I think of those five Freo would least want to meet the Lions or Cats.
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>>157198075
a voote for restore britain pls m8
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>Be Fred
>Finish top of the ladder by 10 games
>Finals week 1: Brisbane
>Finals week 2: Geelong
>Out in straight sets
Will Freo supporters turn serial killers like the Iggs?
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>>157198112
i do this
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>>157198099
meant for >>157197965
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>>157198075
Something from Gregg's
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>>157198115
Not sold on the Cats, the pies looked like absolute crap last night
>>157198071
>>157198076
Freo could win a flag in the next 5 years, reckon they've got the team but just need a couple more trade ins and to lose a granny
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>>157198118
>>Finals week 1: Brisbane
easy win
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>>157198128
>Not sold on the Cats
Their record against the top teams is the 2nd best in the league and they're a seasoned finals outfit.
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>>157198129
Like Gold Coast was last year?
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>>157198129
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>>157198075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaLsnFIT3j8 Don’t run into this cobber
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>>157198136
#shrekt
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Bontemp-ACK
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freo have had literally zero injuries this year, how is that possible?
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>>157198146
Darcy got injured and lost his place to Mason Cox who has never lost a game.
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>>157198132
Got a lot of good talent but Holmes and Cameron are big outs, their young blokes to replace them are class but unproven in finals. I'm sure they could push to a prelim but don't think they've got a flag in them this year
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>>157198146
young's been out hasn't he?
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>>157198157
>but don't think they've got a flag in them this year
Neither do I but I'm backing them over Freo in a final regardless of where it is.
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>>157198157
>don't think they've got a flag in them this year
It's pretty much Brisbane's to lose.
Brisbane vs Hawthorn next week will be a good show of where things sit.
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>>157198157
reasonable take. i think they are the most likely if lions shit the bed.
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don't sleep on my iggs
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Do you blokes like Killing Heidi?
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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dogs 4-0 kek
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>>157198181
Who's fred?
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>>157198175
they suck mate
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HEAVE HO UDDA
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>Facing a super team, similar to the 2000s Bombers
>Go the superflood and clog the game up to make it a low scoring game
>Lose
Beverage is no Wallet.
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I invented fredposting
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>>157198196
luv massive fat tits
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some nig just posted
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Hey blokes, I accidently farted, hope yous don’t mind
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I invented the formula for 7-Up
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>>157198196
Corrr, Angela White supports Freo?
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Who, exactly, can penetrate this fred defence?
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>>157198196
this is literally what angela white looks like to me
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>>157198206
no cap?
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is this the worst season for victorian teams for a long time?
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>>157198166
>>157198168
>>157198169
Could see Freo win the first final then spud up a home prelim or make the granny and get blown the fuck out by a Lions teams.
Problem for teams like the Cats and Crows is with Wild Card it basically becomes much harder to win from outside the top 4.
As above, it's gonna be Lions Hawks and I'd love to see those poos n wees get SMACKED
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>>157198196
The Bailey Jay looking lass for me.
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>>157198225
AFL is actually looking prescient by introducing the Wild Card because it doesn't look like they're going to have too many chances to pack the MCG during finals.
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>>157198230
for 5/6th its actually easier
they get a free win against a banged up side
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>>157198225
And?
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>>157198204
So le funny
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>mfw dwayne says "fair bit of feeling in this one"
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>>157198230
>Problem for teams like the Cats and Crows is with Wild Card it basically becomes much harder to win from outside the top 4.
No it didn't.
Wildcard made it easier to win from 5-6, nearly impossible from 7-8.

5 and 6 will play against 7-10 who haven't had a rest and had a sudden death match, so likely a free win.
They'll then play 1-4 losers who had a hard fought game from teams playing for a home prelim.

So ultimately easier for 5 and 6.
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Favorite Things > A Love Supreme
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fucking cunt hit my gf in the tits
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What movie will you be watching after the footy?
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>>157198236
>>157198246
Oh true, I'm an Iggs customer, I refuse to learn the new finals rules and they don't apply to me forgive me senpai
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>wild card makes it harder for 5th/6th
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>>157198250
Sweet_Pension_Life_with_Nordic_Sistersv1.0
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>>157198250
Starship Troopers
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>Let's make this a low scoring tight contest
Bevo was looking like a genius until Freo doubled their score, kek.
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fremantles will be buck broken next week when the dees heem them at the mcg
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>looks at freo stats
They've only lost against the giants
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we need some moroccan young bucks to spice the afl up with their flair and bad boy swaggy attitudes
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>>157198297
and Cats R1
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>>157198250
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>>157198258
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>>157198309
too late you got mogged by my football knowledge in a football thread
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Why were they playing Lobb up forward? Thought he was the star back player?
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>>157198317
He’s the ultimate swing man
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>>157198317
Naughton was out so there was no height up forward aside from Croft. They just did the flood and put numbers around stoppages to try and restrict the ball going forward to assist their under-sized defence.
Didn't work.
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>>157198314
Sorry Andrew Dillon but I don't recognise Wildcard round. Maybe you should neck yourself before you shit up the game some more
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bit hungry
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>>157198329
you are the one that bought wildcard round up you dickhead
and you completely embarrassed yourself of your knowledge of it
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MY DOCKIES
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>>157198299
Fuck up Sam
>>
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>>157198350
He's no Grace Scott
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>>157198350
>“The Junkyard Dog”
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>each football region has exactly one team in the top 6
crisp
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>>157198338
Please mate, I need this, I have nothing
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>>157198359
forgot pic
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>>157198359
it’s all rigged mate, orchestrated
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>>157198362
crisp hird's pitch for the essendon coaching gig
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Adelaide crows more like Adelaide's woes
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Adelaide "respected by their" Foes
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more like not respected by their foes
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ouch
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i just feel like norf might win this week
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Adelaide hates on man on man hoes
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*wraps arms around foes*
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kinda fucked how every second “australian” athlete in the comm games speaks with a quasi american accent
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me back hurts
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>>157198378
kek
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>>157198378
heh
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Chances of the Aints causing an upset tomorrow?
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>>157198483
Non-zero
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>>157198483
90% sydney are shit
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>>157198448
the real Australian accent died in the 1990s
now it's either forced bogan, forced wog or forced quasi american
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>>157198497
Only for the eastern state lowlifes. South Australians still sound upper class.
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>South Australians still sound upper class.
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>>157198561
Had to call up the ISP earlier this month. Lots of promotion about Australian call centre and all that, but couldn't understand a word the helpdesk person said due to the thick accent. Guess it was based in Adelaide.
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the average person in Adelaide sounds no different from Apu these days
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My cousins from near Brisbane say we (in Adelaide) all sound English
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My cousins from near Brisbane say (You) (in Adelaide) sound gay
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Okay mate
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are your cousins sexy fat sluts
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>>157198497
Australian women used to sound really cute, now they’re grating to the ear
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Saturday fixture
>St Kilda vs Sydney 1:05pm
>Hawthorn vs North Melbourne 1:35pm
>Port vs GWS 6:35pm
>Carlton vs Brisbane 7:40pm

So 2 hours with no footy in the middle of a Saturday afternoon tomorrow? Who the fuck is in charge of fixturing? How do they continually fuck up every single week?
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>>157198677
my brother in christ this is all about ad revenue
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>>157198677
Thursday night football was a mistake
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>>157198726
get stuffed cunt it's good
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le meat tray
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>>157198738
It’s snoozer shit every week
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>>157198677
zoomers can't watch a video over 2 minutes you think they're gonna watch 4 entire dogshit games of football?
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>>157198677
yawn
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>>157198677
Why the FUCK isn’t the hawthorn match at 3 or something, the slot is right there.

shut up mick even before you start
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>>157198755
Fred Sydney Thursday game was one of the most watched all year m8
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>>157198278
Fred own the dees kek, won 6 of their last 7. Abd in that one game they were missing all their small defenders and got fucked by Pickett as a result. Next week will be like picrel again.
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>>157198776
kek
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>>157198776
how do gins get so fucking fat? Surely VB doesn't have that many calories
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>>157198677
>working until 3:30
>miss all the games and arrive back just in time to do nothing for 2.5hrs
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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evening gents
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>>157198851
Evening
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>12:15am
The night is young.
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in our prime we’d have been getting drunk together and posting shit music
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I can't shit
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>>157198930
>27 y/o
>see gastroenterologist due to strange stomach issues
>he mentions something about how i should be i the prime of my life about now/this is the best period of my life
haha yeah....
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I feel like the whole male prime = 26-29 is bullshit
I think I peaked in my early 20s (say 20-23)
I'm injury-prone as fuck now
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I peaked in year 2 at school
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>>157198677
>>157198772
If memory serves there's an Women's game on. Think it's Australia vs Ireland.
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big sloppy shit just fell out my arse
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>>157198996
Women ruin everything
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>>157198997
and you're spewin because you're still on the train home
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>>157198997
crisp bevo
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>>157198996
Not watching as protest.
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>>157199087
Same
Wasn’t going to watch it anyway
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going from afl games to an aflw exhibition game and back is going to have some whiplash kek
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leftypoofs are fuming with the afl because they won't move the sheilas match from north sydney to the s or mcg
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>me: says something
>alf: https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/2082976958229426570/video/1
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Horst-wessel-lied would make a great footy song
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no idea what that is but if it’s gay nazi larp shit im not interested
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pretty funny how isaac smith cucked danger out of a norm
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Jeremiah was a bullfrog
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Jamarra Ugle was a Bulldog
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>>157197954
>>157198026
>thai fag is a pedo that likes tiny tits
Knew he was there for underage prostitutes. I won't forget this
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>if you don't like fatties you are... LE NONCE!
?
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>>157200197
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>>157200197
Turned your VPN off, huh?
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Wifes farting up a storm in her sleep and woke me up lol
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>>157200977
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>>157198075
A stone or wizard from stonehenge
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construction workers are hammering and drilling at 7am on saturday right outside my place lads
I just wanted to sleep in :(
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update: they have started grinding now
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update: they are now yelling at each other in some foreign language
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kek based tradies getting weekend rates
don't worry mate they'll knock off around 1
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>>157203006
It's technically legal mate so stop your complaining
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slept from 10pm to 8am
still tired
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>>157203104
you have severe sleep apnea
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dreamt that i was eating a double whopper with cheese
and then i woke up
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fifa has been defeated by the members
football for fans by fans lives on
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>>157203356
LGM
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>>157203387
Will afl follow suit?
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Morning lads, saw the empty glass of milk on the coffee table and remembered I drunkenly sucked like three glasses of milk through a sleeve of timtams last night before bed
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i have severe sleep fapnea iykwim haha
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CFO
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>>157203662
>CFO
?
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>CFO
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>>157203341
Dadza has this but won't do anything about it
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>made out with married woman I work with at work last night
Fug lads
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>>157203852
piece of shit
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>>157203852
nice. should've fucked her though
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>adultery
Repent (and believe) or you will go to hell.
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my iggs back to their prime time slot
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Was thinking of putting Curnow on for 4+ but settled with the tried and true 3+
If he wins going to treat myself to some blu-ray anime from jb-hifi
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>swansook is a beta anime nonce
imagine my shock
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I go for Collingwood
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>>157204053
lbm
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gma
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>>157204053
gay cunt
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>>157204061
You think you're on your way but it's going to be all the more sweeter when you come tumbling down on the biggest day.
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>>157203852
how and why
christmas in july type party?
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>>157204061
>>157204085
I'm on my way
from misery to happiness again
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>>157203852
Did the same a few years ago mate, unironically. She called be the next day and said she couldnt stop thinking about it and I said we were both drunk youre married etc took a but of convincing to fuck her off
left the job and never spoke to her or her husband again, still feel bad to this day
Shit happens mate, dont follow it up for your own health
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>>157204085
What sort of cucked faggot foams at the mouth about a team who has been shit for years having a decent chance to win a grand final fuckwit cunt
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*bes manually sorting my nicknames for nick daicos in the hope we will be best friends someday*
ahh a productive Saturday morning, it's a beautiful day to be a daicosexual
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>>157204105
Almost certainly an Iggs supporter, there's no other fanbase that could care at all that much
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>>157204105
GOTTEM
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>>157204086
No, her and I always get a drink together on Fridays. Sometimes we invite other colleagues but its our little ritual
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>>157204120
Dont support either team, happy for freo though
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>>157204125
yeah you're fucked champ
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>>157204120
GOT ME!!!
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>bro's been going on dates with a married woman from his work every Friday
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blud thinks hes jim halpert hope the fella finds out shell prob tell him during an argument or if he does something nice for her and she feels guilty hope you got hands son
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>>157204141
They're not dates mate. Just a chance to catch up and talk about non-work stuff
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>>157204143
Hope hubby brings all this to his place of work.
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>>157204105
iggsboomer or that one port power sperg i'm guessing
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>Hey guys just blew up someone's marriage last night.
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>>157203852
crisp demoralisation glowie
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>3 potentially good but probably shit games today
eh
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If you got cheated on would you be mad at the misses or the fella she cheated with? Or yourself?
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>>157204188
crisp nrl chad
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>>157204192
Depends if the guy knew she had a boyfriend or not and or if it was someone I knew or a complete stranger.
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>>157204192
i'd be considering the double homicide murder (in minecraft) (this is a joke)
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Howdy guys its Mike and in todays episode we travel to the capital of victoria australia melbourne where anon worked with happily married mother of two anons workmate
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Good morning alf
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>>157204192
kill them both then myself
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>>157204196
nah warriors vs titans and broncos vs knights will be good games
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why is he replying to himself
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>>157204264
is /nrl/ even up?
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Crazy how someone who makes a living as a massive whore has the audacity to shame guys for wanting to fuck her.
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tried to add the weird incel guy i work with to our polycule cos my husband feels sorry for him but he had a panic attack and ran out of the pub
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>>157204272
everything they do is to maximise the amount of attention they get
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>>157204272
she is for NRL cock only haha
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do you guys love me or are you just using me for sex
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>>157204287
Her future father in law works in AFL media
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>>157204296
bro NRL can have her
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>>157204296
beta bucks alpha fucks
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>>157204272
Crazy how someone who is confirmed to have prime pussy on tap has to stoop to propositioning a literal gigawhore (probably) sporting a sarlacc pit for sex. Frankly I think she's just making it up for attention
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>>157204295
I remember the only girl I ever hooked up with in a nightclub asked me if I liked her or was just using her for sex after our 3rd booty call.
There's not really a good answer for this so I asked her if that should even matter if she's having a good time. She didn't like the answer so I didn't see her again.
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>>157204323
don't blame her, thats a terrible answer
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>>157204321
I'd believe Clayton Oliver would do it
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>>157204323
/r/ThatHappened
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>>157204321
>Frankly I think she's just making it up for attention
Would that be viewed as slander or libel?
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>>157204338
>woman
an innocent mistake
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>>157203488
I've been there. You pretend to demonstrate contrition by leaving two in the packet and not finishing the milk.
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>>157204110
THE LITTLE...
> CHAMP
> MASTER
> MAESTRO
pendles great bloke etc
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>>157204105
>boo hoo why aren't you going for my fraud joke team!!! don't be mean 2 me!!!!
this is why no-one wants to see freddit do well
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>>157204368
Legendary genius monster
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>>157204331
I did say there's not really a good answer to the question. Obviously I was just using her for sex.
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>>157204401
you just say something like "im enjoying seeing you, i dont want to force anything though" and then make up some shit about being hurt in the past because things moved too fast
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>>157204373
lotta freo supporters are from reddit
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gws should move outta sydney. take them to canberra or wollongong
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>>157204272
doesn't really matter this fat slut will have her comeuppance and it will be glorious.
whether it be her kid being relentlessly bullied for being a fat slut or her being stalked by a creep.
you reap what you sow.
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>>157204555
you just don't get it we don't want a canberra team bro nobody does
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Unrepentant adulterers go to hell. Repent.
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>>157204373
dont support freo
looks-like-you are back-boomer
king-of the-hyphens its really easy-to see-your posts due to the unnecessary use-of hyphens
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‘no-one’ looks and reads better than ‘noone’ (not a real word btw) to be fair
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>He doesn't constantly switch up his posting style to keep the autist glowies constantly second guessing. wbm
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>He's still crying someone made fun of Fremantle.
WE WON LOTS OF GAMES YOU MUST RESPECT US!!!*CRY SCREAMS*
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take this bussy to canberra or wollongong, itd do very well
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>desperately engages the caps key
kek concession acc-epted
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>>157204660
yeah the trooned up glowie nonces would love it
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>>157204665
Why do they all have that vacant stare?
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it’s up fellies
https://youtu.be/FH9Oo-Os-7c
don’t miss the ending x
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boohoo cry more faggot
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>boo-hoo cr-y mo-re fagg-ot
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NEED a Kilda-Swans winner bros

184.5 total is high, any value on the under?
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Will my iggs spell the death knell for tiggs and yze's tumultuous reign?
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>>157204698
fukken subscribed
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>>157203852
>>157204125
>wife gets drunk with a male coworker every friday night
is this a normal thing for married people to do? god we live in a degen society
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Mania for Subjugation IV is out bros
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>>157204698
just skipped to the end wtf
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are you blokes planning on watching any footy today
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>>157204676
5am starts, bad diet, nagging wife, etc.
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>>157204676
the thousand dare iced coffee stare
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>>157204822
made me kek
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>>157200502
no but steven proxay
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>>157198075
meth mostly
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>>157203080
do you also kiss your legal hsgf with that mouth tradie
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>>157204791
just the sydney game
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nearly every afl player would be a tradie if they werent playing afl
tradies build houses and leave a legacy
you build spreadsheets and leave nothing
tradies do mens work
you do womens work
tradies work for themselves most of the time
you work for a woman most of the time
tradies satisfy the primal urge of physical work and have high testosterone
you are depressed, emotional and have high estrogen
tradies will tell you to fuck off if they dont like you
you will be polite because you fear confrontation and will seethe online instead
your gf wants to fuck tradies
no woman wants to fuck an office worker
tradies are based and racist
you do courses on diversity and inclusion
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Coles, Woolies, or Aldi?
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>>157204915
I dislike tradie hater the most out of anyone here, but this is basically tradie hater's logic in reverse.

Here's an idea, lets stop generalising people on the basis of their profession.
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>>157204937
what part was incorrect
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>>157204937
whatever this mick is, its incredibly reddit and I hate it the most
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>>157204945
All of it, its complete garbage. Also it lacks basic grammar, heard of a capital letter or full stop, champ?
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nearly every pro gamer would be a NEET if they werent getting paid to play video games
NEETs reject the wage cage and preserve their freedom
you build spreadsheets and make your boss rich
NEETs live like free men
you live like a corporate slave
NEETs answer to no one
you work for a middle manager who hates you
NEETs satisfy the primal urge of total leisure and sleep until noon
you are stressed, caffeinated, and micro-managed every second of your life
NEETs will ignore your calls, ban you on Discord, and go back to watching anime
you will reply to emails at 10 PM because you fear HR and getting fired
your gf wishes you had 24/7 free time like a NEET
no woman wants a guy whose entire personality is a 9-to-5 commute
NEETs are based and redpilled
you do mandatory corporate compliance modules on weekends
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reddit talks about footy
you blokes talk about your feelings and complain like women
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tradies dream of the emailsender lifestyle
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>>157204958
need to be more specific champ
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>>157204915
applied for the sex offender register yet mate
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>>157204915
>your gf wants to fuck tradies
she's not a hsgf champ
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>>157204967
Sit down and listen.
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>>157204915
Office cucks BTFO
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>>157204936
None, go to your local state-based independent chains.
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>>157204617
you are a schizophrenic retard
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>>157204986
Its all simplistic generalisations like"tradies do mens work
you do womens work "

There's no such thing as "men's work", or "women's work", there is just work.
"you are depressed, emotional and have high estrogen "
Another absurd generalisation, being a tradie doesn't make one immune from depression.

Like I said, its all pure garbage
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>>157205014
s(p)aaar
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>>157205028
?
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>There's no such thing as "men's work", or "women's work", there is just work.
that diversity training kicking in automatically office cuck kek
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>>157204725
wasting your time. aussies are turbofaggots who gatekeep this sport
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>>157205033
Duz with the hard ball get hehe
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>>157205044
>Wait, you're an electrician and a woman? You can't be, because.........well you just can't be, ok
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>>157205059
bullshit we just fucking hate retards
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>>157205059
This is true. I was always welcomed into American sport gennies, you poofters are insular gatekeeping dickheads
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>>157205059
We don't gatekeep anything, Americans come into threads and demand that we give them all the information that they could take 5 seconds to google.
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>>157205059
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
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>>157204915
>no woman wants to fuck an office worker
My own lived experience is quite different
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>>157205026
>There's no such thing as "men's work", or "women's work", there is just work.
updooted
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>>157205078
exception not the rule. trade work is physical by nature, women dont like doing that and in most cases, bricklaying for example, are physically incapable of doing it.
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>>157205069
and the cops are looking for two women who asked some asian blokes here if they liked pokemon, whats your point?
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you blokes are deadset retarded
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There's no such thing as "men's work", or "women's work", there is just work.
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the gay penises are erect and ready
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>>157205176
you will never be american
you will never touch a gun
you will never storm the capital with your low iq brainwashed fools
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>>157205082
>>157205091
>>157205093
>>157205103
I bet you all have super cool mullets and mustaches
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>>157205217
i accept your concession. try hard wanted to make some sort of gotcha about the yanks free speech without even a second thought of what goes on at home, is that why you deleted your post? because of how braindead it was?
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>>157205224
no but steven hairspray
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>>157205272
lol you are so mad yank slurper
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Essendon will beat Adelaide tomorrow. If you want money, load up, I'm not joking, I'm certain of this.
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cofe
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>>157205207
not like that!
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dayne zorko
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>>157205224
unironically got me
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>>157205224
not me, I'm a nerd. I wear glasses
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>she's here to carry your unconscious 100kg body out of a burning building
what do?
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>>157205402
burn alive because they let go of all the hecking boring straight white men mostly
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tfw no curly-haired fred gf
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>>157205402
fitter than most of the RFS desu
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>>157205207
this is so performative lol

>dude film me flexing my muscles as hard as i can while i bang things
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>>157205402
and you're in thailand to slice up 15 year old prozzies and stuff all 40kg of them into your suitcase you worthless nonce sex tourist scum
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>>dude film me flexing my muscles as hard as i can while i bang things
but enough about what dumb tradies say to you just before they fuck your mum and gf
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>>157205561
prove it in a court of law
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>>157205566
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2127010/Handyman_Legend/
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>>157205402
>>157205433
The video is certainly cringe but there are more emotions at work than you might think.

Firstly, there's resentment of the non-serious behaviors emblematic of female workspaces. No man enjoys the hijinks initiated by females at work. At best he puts up with them. At worst he simply leaves.
There's strong identification with the discomfort of some of these women. Some of these women clearly don't want to be in the video. But the need for conformity, which is doubled in female workspaces, means they have to. "Dance monkey, dance." In the lackluster performance of hoop earrings and a fake tan, we see ourselves and our own resistance to female lead initiatives and office cultures. This poor girl doesn't want to dance on camera, but she has to do it. And now she's being viewed by millions. Her nightmare actually came true. An aftertaste of pity rounds out the bite.
In secret product and a trench, we see the natural primitive insanity of womankind break through the conditioned environment of the workplace, erupting fully as she approaches the end of her dance. This woman's orgasms are powerful - one can tell at a glance. In a past age her sons would be wild berserkers patrolling the forests of the Emerald Isle beating the brains out of invading continental barbarians and soldiers alike. Her trenchcoat only amplifies her berserker aura, calling to mind the spastic archetype of a school shooter.
The camera's movements in and out matching the rhythm of the dancers is hypnotic and reduces the need for audio. So it spreads on this board easier.
The pridelessness of women dancing like fools in a serious setting, the turning of entrepreneurialism itself into some kind of lifestyle brand, the suspicion that their self deprecations were decided cruelly by committee... We have barely scratched the surface of what this video has to offer.
Time to watch again...
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Brody Grundy has the same chimpanzee phenotype as Gareth Bale
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>>157205536
>performative
why are you faggots so obsessed with this word?
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>>157205610
>Time to watch again...
meant fap iykwim haha
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>>157205619
yeah nah aye
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The AFL might as well have wrapped up the whole season early when Robey got injured last week. Who gives a shit about all of this other slop?
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bag looms
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>tradies when a word has more than one syllable
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swans are losing today
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>>157205536
estrogen post
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>>157205712
does this dude have some condition where he literally can not grow facial hair?
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>>157205736
kek
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>>157205745
>>157205739
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You guys watching the football match?
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>>157205781
mcdonald got denied at the other end same thing
at least its consistent
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holy moly what a goal
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>>157205778
>Early start
Shan't.
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Uhh Ella chads? Is it over for us?
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I feel like going back to bed for a bit. Is this a bad idea? Will it fuck up my sleep?
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>>157205813
already ahead of you got up early and went back to bed
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Sydney are so bad
Bane will destroy them
thinking straight sets for swans
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>>157205812
fat slut
>>
Sydney are complete pretenders. Will be relying on Brisbane beating Hawthorn to finish second, but even then straight sets beckons.
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>>157205778
the who and the what now?
>>
Another year, another Swans team that peaked in May.
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>>157205837
>Bane will destroy them
Hmm. Brisbane vs Hawks will be for a qualifying final against Sydney then. Effectively a free pass to the prelim for whoever wins.
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Anyone tried them Bizza (Barbecue + Pizza) Shapes yet?
[spoiler]They're bussin'[/spoiler]
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>>157205837
>>157205850
>>157205876
Rubbish. Saints are a solid team at home.
>>
eating soup with toast
>>
Is curnow playing?
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>>157205938
Or drinking?
>>
wow the thread is going so fast right now must be because of the popular swans saints game
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>>157205904
>Saints are a solid team at home.
Guess that's why they sit in 10th and haven't beaten a single team in the top 9. Yet anyway.
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>>157205967
actually it's the incredible hawks norf game that's got our eyes glued to the screen
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>>157205949
obsessing over pointless semantics is jewy
you think ur making inquiry like socrates vor smth but in reality ur just being a jew
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>Don't put the C on NWM because assume Swans will hard tag him
>He has 8 touches and 2 goals within a quarter
Swans are fucking useless.
>>
Dadberg’s sneakers look autistic
>>
Is Silvagni (the non-rapist) related to Silvagni (the rapist)?
>>
you can hear scoops sperging in the broadcast
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>>157205294
got any quantitative reasoning to back up that prediction?
>>
literally no one gives a fuck about your fagtasy side fuckhead
>>
I want the minnow clubs to win today.
Go Saints and Norf.
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>>157205885
skinny eyebrows were a mistake
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>>157205708
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Gonna have a few beers before I go grocery shopping so it's more fun
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>>157206110
I care about his fantasy side.
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>>157205885
>eating wheat
>>
sydneys youth? non existent
this is it
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>>157206033
wrong sweaty if obsessing over pointless semantics is jewy it'd be semitics iykwim haha
>>
>>157206099
no but steven parlay
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>>157206127
yeah cause your a fuckhead idiot that thinks being contrarian for the sake of it is funny
honestly read all you spastics like a book
>>
>>157206154
we know
that's why thaisperg moved there
>>
Deport Chol
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>>157206179
Calm down, swansperg. Your team hasn’t lost yet.
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>>157206189
done him in
>>
Imagine hosting North (a Tasmanian team) at your """"home"""" game in Tasmania and blowing your top 2-3 chances.
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Swans stink like poo. Like big stinky poopies
>>
I just woke up
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My sister is a transexual prostitute (top) and 95% of her customers are tradies
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>>157206239
>>
tried warning him all year that the swans peaked in May and only pain was ahead
but he didn't listen
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*ahem*
SACK COX
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sorry meant suck
>>
new

>>157206277
>>157206277
>>157206277
>>
ross = da boss
>>
>2 games at the same time
>no twilight game
>2 games the same time
the afls galaxy brain knows no limit
>>
>>157205402
I weigh 58kg



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