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Who's ready for Will Warren's perfect game?
>>157200678Cub ‘em!
>>157200678Cub 'em!
sit the FUCK down!!!
Good evening, nice to have a Cubs home game starting at a reasonable time and to be aired on television.
Is there a more NEET fanbase than the Cubs?
>>157200724Huomenta but the opposite
yanks are slippin.....
>>157200724i like their uniforms
So what are all the MAGA players gonna do when Trump sinks his dagger in the back of their union for the owners? Call this dude back to "inspire" them again?
>>157200729Im a girl though
sit the FUCK down!!!walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
Freddy Peralta has been scratched from tonight's game.
Cub girls, let's show these loser Yankee fans whose boss here!
You can't touch that!!! Sit down you motherfucker!!!
>>157200777post the one where he catches fire
>it was Will Warren's perfect game
Attapedro
cum shitter kek
That guy who just broke up Will Warren's perfect game? Yeah he's getting traded for Hancock.
I will cub 'em this morning
Attacrap buschie
>yanks getting no hit in chicago
poodres kek
>>157200813fine, but i was saving it for when skubal gets traded
Volpe about to fuck you up
Come on Yankees, its the Cubs for crying out loud.
whats the score
>volepiss
AROD!
Happ crapp
>>157200906cubs
Attacrap nico
10 years ago today, the Dodgers traded minor league prospect Yordan Alvarez to the Houston Astros for a middle reliever Josh Fields
>>157200969subsequently the Dodgers went on to win 3 World Series trophies, and the Astros went on to be known as the Trashcans.
Attainning shota
how does it feels to experience a low scoring semen slurping game IRL?
>>157201047bags of sand
ugh...ugh....
Attamaya
AttamayaBring him home petey
Will WHOREN kek!
>>157200729dodgers are equally as NEET but less autisticcubsfags are mindbroken from living in a cold flyover shithole
imagine if PCAs balls exploded
>>157201047Because the defense controls the ball, low scoring games generally aren’t slurpers. They just go faster irl
There should be one, undisputed best winter league. Like AAAA level.
cubes kek
It's crazy how little popularity baseball players have. Not even 300k followers! There's like 30 UFC fighters bigger than that.
ROSARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHE SURGE BEGINS! YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!
>>157201168imagine a sport, if you will, where the defense controls the ball...
>>157201197Baseball doesn’t appeal to people with instagram attention spans
>cubs>offensegreatest complete game shutout ever
>>157201197>followed by livvy dunnepie rats bros...
>>157201197It's just not a worldwide sport at all unfortunately, I'd go as far as saying it's the most geographically concentrated major sport there is.
>>157201197>GAYfc lmao
>>157201232>not a worldwide sport at all unfortunatelyWhat is unfortunate about that?
me used to be angry young manme hiding me head in the sand
Ultimate FAGGOT Championship lmao kek
philthies kek
>scrubstop kek
>>157201250I guess from an American POV it doesn't matter much since it's "America's Pastime", but it's a fantastic sport that is really fun to watch once you start really getting it and I wish it was enjoyed by more people is all.
>>157201292>I guess from an American POV it doesn't matter much since it's "America's Pastime"
>>157200665Gee I can't wait for the Mariners to play mediocre baseball for the next month, then have a sneaky winning streak with a week left in the season only to miss the playoffs by a game, again!
Twinkaner on the seethe again
SEE YAYANKEES SURGE BEGINS
ESPN fantasy latest update lists Judge as “unlikely to resume baseball activity” this season.The yankees should be sellers at the deadline. Judge wont play until June next season
>>157201292Baseball is the #4/5 team sport in America (depending on how you count college hoops)WS got mogged by the NBA finals despite having every buff possible.
>>157200676Sorry I'm late. Faster and upside down!
>>157201330>next seasonAnon, I...
>>157201232cricket and hockey (if hockey is even a major sport) are way more insular.
>>157201335Baseball just isn’t national the way other sports are. Any random nfl game will get viewership just because it’s football even if it’s the worst teams in the world playing on a Thursday night but people generally only watch “their” baseball team. That’s why ohtani is on the front of mlb.com no matter what he does, since he transcends locality. That transcendence is why he’s called Ohtranny too
Judge just announced his retirement, turn on Fox News!
>shitcago baseball teams>offense
>>157201373no, they push ohtani because he gets legions of japanese simps and their money
>>157201335How the hell is horse racing of all sports that high? I would have said NASCAR would beat baseball, but turns out it's the oats-powered engines that did it.
reddit is laughing at the mets for thinking they can get a top 100 prospect for freddywait till you see what stearns does next...
>>157201335>going by TV ratings and not revenue
>>157201384lots of people watch the kentucky derby every year
>>157201310Jerry never went in enough for that to matter in years they were competing so actually it's better this way.
>>157201390judaic moment
>>157201390>spam games because you can't compete in actual interest in your sport across americalol
If there was only one viewer of baseball it would be me. I will always view baseball until I die.
>>157201403BasedThe rest of you are arguing with a known retard.
>>157201384The Kentucky Derby makes horse racing relevant for one single day before going back to irrelevancy for the other 364 and a quarter. This is the chart of *peak* viewership.
>yes goy the yankees are jewish
Paul Cuck kek
>>157201368>cricketI feel like this is a sport entirely carried by the billion and a half jeets, nobody actually watches that.
>>157201433Aussiefag is not gonna like this…
NYC is built by jews. TV, news, finance, etc. All jewish enterprises. Everything about NYC is jewish including the sports teams. Sorry Mohammed.
If the Cubs lose this I'm detransitioning into a Reds man...
Come on shota. Gear up your best fastball and hit rosario in the face, killing him!!
>>157201447guess who owns the dodgers
>>157201460no...NO!!!
>>157201465Hook nosed kike? Would not be surprised. LA is no better. Heart of Hollyjew.
>>157201447truer than you know
>calipacos seething about the east coast againkek
>>157201408horse racing is huge and eternal. you don't hear about it because most people don't give a shit about it.
Holy shit the cubs offense sucks kek
>>157200969he was like 17 years old, had knee issues, and they knew he was a DH which the NL didn't have at the time. it was not a good trade at all, but that's why they made it.
>>157201402It's funny because you wear a Yankees hat with the sticker on it because you wish you could cheat on beyonce and get away with it
>The Kentucky Derby is 151 years old, having been first run on May 17, 187they just hate anything with actual history in this country kek
You get your dodger dog
NBA PWNS MLB CUZ OF MUH KNICKS BANDWAGON HURR DURR JEW JEW JEW GOY GOY GOY Never mind your Game 7 of the 2024 NBA Finals got mogged by a Game 5 of that year's World Series
>>157201505>May 17, 187wouldn't it be a lot older that 151 years old?
157200768awww you tried so hard
>>157201036>win 3 World Series trophiescitation needed
>>157201515what do you mean anon it's still 338 Anno Domini
>>1572015282020, 2024, 2025clank clank
a lockout is good for every player who isn't on the dodgers though
>>157201515The Kentucky Chariot Racing Derby
>>157201335>>157201301>doesn't like baseball>obsesses over it to the point of having images on his computer dedicated to how it's "a dying sport"let me guess, cricket player?
>>1572015151875i missed the last digit on the copyfor most people here their ancestors just got done fighting a war with france
>>157200665my mariners :(
>>157201532>2020AHAHAHAAHAH
>>157201542The first one is to primarily to remind soccerfags of how irrelevant soccer is in AmericaIt just so happened that the NBA destroyed MLB in ratings with the knicks winning.the second one is a google away "baseball vs football over time"
>>157201543I'm not german or mexican
>NYC is built by jews. TV, news, finance, etc. All jewish enterprises. Everything about NYC is jewish including the sports teams. Sorry Mohammed.
>>157201543calm down, we get a lot of mileage here out of typos.
>>157201548>2017 is valid but not 2020TexASS is a plague
I just got pulled from my start at the beans cannery...
>>157201531
>>157201554delete this
>>157201036i'm not even a houston fan but the trashcan thing is overblownif anything the team should be lauded for being literate enough to adapt an actually effective idea from a comic bookthe dodgers and yankees got named as cheaters too btw
>>157201532>senpai said 2020
>>157201559What kind of beans?
>calipacos still seething at texaspacos a decade laterkek
>>157201551>says baseball is dead 24/7>wears MLB hats with the sticker on them like every Jay-Z wannabe
>>157201354
fyi for /mlb/recluses it's a board wide thing that no covid "championships" count
>>157201532>2020
>>157201558not a trashcan fag, but doyers were cheating in 2015-2018 according to documents. they were stealing signs and relaying them to the base coaches (illegal)yankees were cheating in 2015-2017 in the exact same way the astros were, just instead of making noise they used the doyers system of telling base coachesred sox were cheating in 2017-2018 the same way as the astros, even worse they all wore apple watches that buzzed when it was an off speed pitchthe fact you still cling to this "trashcan" narrative a decade later tells me how NPC of a doyerpaco you are
>>157201563everyone was accused but only one had to face the music btw
>>157201568that's how you know they won
>>157201571???are you trying to say foreigners wearing yankees hats means they're baseball or yankees fans?
>>157201579>doyers were cheating in 2015-2018 according to documents. they were stealing signs and relaying them to the base coachescitation needed, if you wanna go after the Dodgers for something, you should look into the legit human trafficking they were a part of with coyotes from cuba and mexico
Yankspammer and bradyknee are the same faggot I think.
>>157201567
Is it just me or did the HR pace slow WAY down since the All-Star break? Did MLB switch out the balls again or what?
>california seethes about texas for a decade>texas doesn't give a fuckkek, based texaspacos
Will Warren is pitching a Gem
>>157201573Thank you so much!
>>157201602he would be a bandwagoner like that kek
>>157201583yeah, and now he's in the hall of famehttps://www.batterypower.com/2025/1/16/24343292/this-day-mlb-history-carlos-beltran-loses-his-job-in-the-wake-of-2017-houstonastros-scandal>2020: Carlos Beltran becomes the third manager to lose his job as a result of the sign-stealing scandal linked to the 2017 Astros. He is dismissed by the Mets after being the only player named in the investigation report made public by the Commissioner’s office. His firing follows that of A.J. Hinch and Alex Cora a few days earlier. Having been named to the position after the 2019 season, he never had an opportunity to actually manage a game.
>>157201602>>157201615ah yes the massively overlapping fanbases of *checks notes* boston and NYC
This narrative of "cheating" in Baseball seems so weird to me after learning there was an entire era where all the best stars in the game were fucked up on PEDs and cocaine and nobody cared.
>>157201563>the dodgers and yankees got named as cheaters too btwProof?
>>157201615The baits are the same, it follows.
>>157201601>citation neededsee >the fact you still cling to this "trashcan" narrative a decade later tells me how NPC of a doyerpaco you areno facts that debunk your narrative will ever change your mind
cubs deserve to lose for their fans being 2hufaggots, they're the most malignant tranime cancer even if they're a low level one which has been mostly beaten into dust
>>157201620so are David Ortiz and other notable cheaters. no one cares.
>>157201602bradyknee is bugspammer
>>157201603That fills a need for the Tigers. I think you got traded for Skubal
>>157201620Its so weird to me how some guys get a reprieve or outright ignored while others are fucking buried. Beltran and Ortiz in but guys like Bonds, Sosa or A-Rod aren't.
>>157201605gotta help ohtranny catch up
>>157201621he's a dominican, he isn't from new york
Warren is dealing
>>157201623>The reason that university politics is so vicious is because stakes are so smallit's the same thing with baseball, everyone's fighting to be the biggest fish in a small pond
>scrubs offense can't do shit even with trashcan user alex bregman
>>157201623>was an entire era where all the best stars in the game were fucked up on PEDs and cocaine and nobody cared.lmao before that everyone was on amphetamines ("greenies")
>>157201621He isn't a local.
Breggy
>>157201551Yeah baseball was having a moment at the start of the season, but the Knicks kind of nuked that. Weird feeling because I am a Knicks fan, but the Knicks are like my #3 team and baseball is my favorite sport.
>>157201643>>157201658>he's not a REAL NYCmutt, he's just an imported oneby this metric 90% of cubs fans on /mlb/ aren't real cubs fans because they're all rootless chicanos
>>157201579The Red Sox weren't wearing apple watches at the plate. It was in the dugout.
>>157201647Yeah I heard that quote recently in the Ken Burns documentary I think, fantastic way to put it.
>>157201623I'm still 100% pro PEDs, they should be legal. Don't give a fuck, let them all juice to the tits and see who is the best freak in the world.
Atta atties!! walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
>>157201593It's just funny how everyone says the sport is dead yet they all wear Yankee hats with the sticker on them
>red sox and dodgers doesn't start until 10 PMKill me.
>>157201668Okay but I'm talking about one guy who ruins two different threads not Chicago.
>>157201678It's important to remember that the biggest baseball star of this era, potentially ever, a dual-threat pitcher/batter from japan, is STILL less relevant in american sports than a random redneck TE on the chiefs who will be forgotten by the sport in the next 3 years
>>157201686sure
>>157201579>red sox were cheating in 2017-2018 the same way as the astros, even worse they all wore apple watches that buzzed when it was an off speed pitchcitation needed
>>157201686>Boston Reddit Soxkek
>>157201623>and nobody caredpeople did care from 2005-2010. do you guys remember how lambasted Bonds, McGwire, Palmeiro etc. were at the time, and how pissed off fans were when it was revealed that Ryan Braun was on gear some years later? Nowadays you’re right, nobody gives a shit that Jurickson Profar got himself a 1-year ban, and we’ve even got to the point where the steroid era has become nostalgic.
>>157201686>you get:10pm starts>we get:10am startssure is nice being on the best coast
>>157201697>needing taylor swift to be relevant instead of actual game play
>>157201683You might not get out often but yankees hats have nothing to do with the yankees, it's a symbol of NYC. That's why foreigners love to wear it while having never seen a single second of baseball
>>157201697>redneckKelce is the cringiest wigger to ever live, have you never heard him speak?
>>157201686Tic toc doyerpacos. Be prepared for the shit storm from the red Sox sweep.
>>157201602your detective skills are lacking
>>157201686KEK EAST COAST FAGGOTS
>>157201697I'm sure if Ohtani was fucking Taylor Swift he'd be talked about a lot more
>>157201709kek, doesn't even need to be kelce though, if it was the brady/gronk era gronk would also be bigger than ohtani>>157201714>rednecks can't be wiggerslol
I think steroids should be MANDATORY
no...NO!!!
>>157201718just stop menstruating and be a man. all your complaints will stop. trust me.
>>157201686You want me to kill you because you have to stay up a little bit past your bedtime?
>>157201664The lack of a salary cap hangs over baseball like a dark cloud. Even the fucking MLS has one lmao
>>157201623>>157201706I cared and still care, every one of those cheating faggots should have been banned from the game, but daaaaaaaaaa big poopy and manny cheated through a curse so now they're all good except Bonds because he didn't like baseball writers.
>Football is the most popular sport in America so Baseball is dedthe logic of you retards....
>arguing with the retard zuttmutt and expecting anything he says to make sense
brb
>>157201741only pussy liberal types want a cap. the players would never because they want to get paid. choose strength instead, dude, instead of voluntary male menstruation
>>157201746Yankee fans like you are hilarious. You love to call everyone cheaters yet you beg Steinbrenner to sign everyone. Has Larry Rothschild paid your phone bill yet? Everything Beltran did in Houston he did it in New York
>>157201729You must not understand what either word means if you think they're compatible.
>>157201757Kill all Yanks, the only cheating I don't care about is sign stealing, because the Astros prevented 28 with it.
>>157201756>voluntary male menstruationA lot of you have a problem with this, I've noticed. It's a good term for /mlb/ with all the haters and hate watchers.
>>157201741Man I hope 2027 is not delayed at all. It's gonna be rough. The league is putting out ads trying to make themselves look good. However, there is one thing the fans and players do not agree on is the salary cap. The players union is against any cap even with a floor, bigly.
>cum shitter>gerrit cole>max fried>will warren>ryan weathers
what's the matter, /mlb/? why slow down? feeling called out on your voluntary male menstruation?
>>157201768>>157201756it's afraid
how would a salary cap prevent retarded teams from trading star players for lotto ticket "prospects" and rebooting the rebuild cycle every time payday comes due?
>>157201621>*checks notes* you have to go back
>we play tonightFFS i really enjoyed the day off yesterday
>>157201746David Ortiz played clean THOUGH and Manny didn’t roid until he played for the Dodgers
hatewatching implies people are watching baseball, it's currently sub-NBA tier.
>>157201741>The lack of a salary cap hangs over baseball like a dark cloud.Nobody is saying this if the Blue Jays didn't choke the world series away. NEVER forget that if the Blue Jays win like they should've all this "muh unbeatable dodger money" stuff dies. If we have a lockout next year and lose baseball its unironically the Blue Jays fault.
>>157201757>doyerpacos trying to accuse other teams of buying winslmao
>>157201791They both tested positive in 2003 anon. Manny pretended it didn't happen and Ortiz apologized.
>scrubs bullpen
>>157201783Idk, look at the Browns and Jets. You can have perennial losers even with a cap.
>what's the matter, /mlb/? why slow down? feeling called out on your voluntary male menstruation?
>>157201603this nigga grillin beans
>>157201778Its because the Yankees are winning
>>157201794haven't watched a reg season NBA game in 10+ years
>>157201780that's just projection from the pussy liberal. you've been scared all this time enough to turn you soft and into a pussy who hates greatness.
>>157201603I just bought two cans of these for a camping trip
>>157201757>Everything Beltran did in Houston he did it in New YorkSource:It was revealed to you in a dream.
cubstrannies are the biggest fair weather fans on /mlb/, they don't even watch when they're losing kek
>>157201803ha. pussy. dogerfahs can do and say whatever they want. you can be cool about or showing us your voluntary male menstruation
>>157201834Maybe flyover ways of being and knowing aren't so bad...
>>157201833>Your sign stealing is behind the times
>>157201840>marinsaaar calling other people flyovers
way too many male menstruators on /mlb/ honestly
>can’t handle bants >cry about hate watchers >stanks>doggiedoos forty or even fifty of my toppest keks
half the nba playoff games were exclusive to streaming services including a fucking game 7 or two iircyour a retarded moran if you buy nba viewership numbers
>>157201848>more male mestruationjust ignore it and be cool
>>157201833FACT,Every team here was cheating and should be stripped of all wins.
lakerspacos seething about the nba kekraped and gaped by hated flyovers 4-0
>>157201863What wins?
>>157201823I don’t think I’ve watched a full NBA game since like… 2008? 2010? One of the times the Celtics were in the finals.It’s just plain boring to watch. Basketball is fun to play and you can make cool highlight reels with just the top plays, but I would seriously rather do anything else with my time than sit and watch a full game of that crap.
>>157201861Is this the replacement for womanly faggot? You’re the one crying.
nobody cares if hispanics dont watch the nba, you're short and not the target audience
>>157201875just stop menstruating and stop being womanly. be cool instead
>>157201863Because as we all know, the 21 year-old Carlos Beltran was the puppetmaster behind the roylel’s historic 1998 season
>>157200969and now the Dodgers have Ohtani, 3 legitimate rings, while the Astros currently have a losing record
Cubs girls are gonna pay for this.Cubs girls won't like me when I'm angry.
>>157201863Yankees should have signed Beltran instead of Lofton in 2005.
>doggiedoos seething >they don’t play for another 6 hours kek doggiedoos
what's the matter, /mlb/? too much blood in your pants from the male menstruation?
>>157201893Keep it calm
>>157201612no...NO!!!
doggiedoos thought they were king of the world and then their epic world series got raped by the fucking nba and the knicks kek
>>157201753I'm back
a lot of delusional headcanons going unheard and venting right now
The Cubs are gonna lose if they don't take the lead
>Rays are 40-16 at home>24-28 on the roadso they're definitely cheating, right? is that what smart teams do?
Attaway Antoine!
This kid on the Cubs is making his major league debut against the Yankees during a pivotal part of the game?
MM (male menstruator) (You)
>apehoop/nba/ is whiter than /mlb/ tho
>>157201740>>157201686it's friday fucking nightlive a little
The retard chikaner arguing with the retarded assmad dodgers fag, while the retarded yankeefag argues with a retarded Astrosfag. Don’t even need the inspector to solve this one.
>>157201946Pee Stool Pee Eat kek
>>157201943and he STRUCK him the FUCK out!!!
>>157201946be cool and don't menstruate about it
>>157201741The salary cap is never happening, the players are willing to lose a season over this
>>157201960Can you watch the language please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsG3tvM9yJU>scrubs
your sport lost in the battle of american sportsyou didn't even podium kek, raped and gaped by the hated NBA and the blacks you hate so deeply
>>157201958kek got em
>>157201955but i'm a dogerfan an i love chikaner because the gays and trannies hate him and he owned them so hard they still bring him up
>>157201967I already watched this exact video this morning but sure I’ll watch it again
>>157201969>menstruating and just yelling into the thread at nobodyKEK TYPICAL MALE MENSTRUATOR
>>157201579>buzzer shizo in the big 26Lel
>>157201966This.Some people browse /mlb/ with their kids, you know.
>>157201976Same
>>157201988beautifully reddit spaced, too
>cubs lose>autistic trannies have a meltie
We don't need Judge. We shut everyone out
>>157201998This is why I hate Cubs and Cubs girls. Dodger girls would never and are actual girls.
steve bartman did nothing wrong
>>157202003>got shut out literally yesterday award
so you stopped the male menstruating? good good. all you have to do is not be a pussy. it's so easy.
doyerpacos can claim "we wuzz mexico 500 years ago o algo" even though they migrated there 20 years ago, but chicano cubes fans have no such cope and are just rootless migrants in every sense of the wordchicago is polish-italian clay
>>157202011He should've been shot! Kek!
last time I went to wrigley the radio broadcast was at least 5 seconds behind, maybe longer. unlistenable.
>>157202025no one cares, male menstruator
>>157202026chimpcongoans actually believe this
>>157201966My bad
WILSHIRE
>>157202026>chicagopaco wants to shoot every white person he sees
I think we're going to need to beat Cubs girls until they start behaving
>>157202011kek if i was there I would have wrung his neck, dragged him up the hundred flight of stairs on the sears tower and chucked him off, watching as he splatted on the ground KEK
>>157202011Nah, if anyone deserves death it's him..
i will never forgive that gringo bartman
ngl this is bretty good :DDD
>>157202011I'm a cardinals fan and wanted to kill him. You don't ruin your team like that. Made me sick.
>>157202061>still making you menstruate KEK
>>157202011Marlins fan. That was a disgrace. Fuck that fan. He needs to be dealt with, violently.
>>157202077I mean I'm a woman and menstruate. I wouldn't be strong enough to drag him but it's fun to say :)
>this timmy is STILL causing mexicana cubtrannies to bleed out from their gashkek
>>157202071>female narratorYou do not like baseball you big fibber stop trying to get a rise outta da genny.
We should kill Bartman now kek he would never see it coming!
>>157202011As a Yankees fan I would have fucked his ass
>cubes vs doyers>massive genny meltdown>cubes vs yankees>preliminary genny meltdowno kek
Bartman did it wrong
>>157202089I'm of German blood. I'm a girl and would have stabbed him in the neck if I were at that game and witnessed it.
>>157202090>when you’re such an incel you can’t even listen to a woman read you a story dam son, that’s actually grim
Cubs are going to need 2 runs here or the game is over and they lose
why are flyovers so mentally ill?
>>157202109he's just being a man. listening to and looking up to a woman in any way is a huge no
Come on cubbies let's gooooo!
>>157202121inhaling particles from all the abandoned rusted factories
Chicago isn't flyover.
>>157201967Thats's how we beat you retards
>>157202121The lack of exposure to salt water
>I’m also an incel too btwkek doggiedoos
>>157202135I say this as a New York chas
>>157202135yes it is
>>157202140no man complains about that
I'm an incel and I support the Pirates
>>157202109https://youtu.be/NskGRdSmUMg
>>157202071Nolan won.
Attaboy Pedro there ya go!!!
Tying run is at the plate!
>>157202134>>157202137>>157202121don't forget the tasty lead in their water
>>157202172>new york>new jersey>texasWay to kill the narrative
Your trashcans can't save you now bregmanYANKEES WIN THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
Cub sisters lost that game.
We got lucky this time Yanksbros. I'm scared of what will happen tomorrow
>>157202183Texas is flyover and so is New Jersey thobeit
>flyover mexicans defeated by hated east coast gringosAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157202178LOL SHOHE'S JUST LIKE US
Chiraqi Scrubs!
>>157202197Yankees win tomorrow
>>157202010Dodgers girls are morbidly obese Mexicans.
kek cubtrannies
>>157202212Fact check ‘em!
>>157202207I don't think >we do. We poked the bear. We are gonna regret this one...
Well there's still two games to get revenge.
>atta breg-ACK!!!
>>157202219Its not a bear, its a mere cub
>>157202212Sausage grill is a little plump but not obese
The Cubs won the story
>>157202218Kek they do look like that
>>157202096t. Vito
someone post the steve bartman pepe
>>157202231A cub! A girl cub!
reminder that chicago is an NBA city>nooo but i'm mexican and hate blacks!
>no baseball for another hour>genny is gonna be yankees and cubs fans trooning out till then
The Cubs wouldn’t even make the american league expanded playoffs.
Cub girls run this joint!
why are all the fanbases with significant representation on /mlb/ hailing from cities with large hispanic populations
Win or lose, Cubs girls stick together!
>>157202178
>>157202261>ChiCongo>vs.>The Islamic Emirate of New YorkistanGrim.
>>157202178what do you think shohei orders from panda?
heiling from*
>>157202303Beijing beef
best buds roki snd rush
Cubs run this joint!
We run baseball and vtubing.
>>157202325Is this lazy cunt ever gonna stream again?
>dalton rushing>DRtrust me, he's a doctor
>>157202279Latino sport
I wish Cubs girls were real
Suzuki to the Yankees
>>157202337the doyers curse hololive every time they do a vtuber night kek
>>157202350News from 16 years ago
>the red sox were offered this and Dylan Cease at the deadline last year for "Jarren Duran">they said nokek!
>>157202349I'm real.
>>157202346>here's your mexican superstar athlete gringo>he plays for canada btw
>>157202368But you're a boy
>>157202377Baseball never beating the fake sport allegations.
>>157202383kek i wish
>>157202308that's it? surely he gets the 3 entree plate
>>157202377Hmm, okay, but make it its own thread and add a catchphrase indicating you're nonwhite.
>>1572024063 Beijing beefs
>>157202377kek hispanics do be like thiscrazy how the best sporting latinos are a communist island who didn't mix
>>157202349hi
>>157202426I'm not a tranny freak. I'm a cubs girl!
all the hormones and surgery in the world can't change the epigenetic damage done by the lead pipes of chicago
gg Cubs. Cubkees pop-up maid cafe all weekend at Wrigley. Everyone is invited except tardindal and period soxfags.
>>157202447me on the right!
>>157202426who is this semen demon?
>>157202434What's the difference?
>>1572024268/10 on north side chicago
>>157202420for me it's beijing beef, orange chicken, and honey walnut shrimp with half rice half noodles and 2 egg rolls
>>157201741I think if they institute a salary cap they should set it to $1 million dollars. That's still a Lot of Money, and if you can't Figure It Out with one million dollars then you simply aren't Serious About Winning.
>>157202349Say no more, fampai
>>157202457I believe it.
>Kash Mayfield scratched from his start todayplease Preller, just don't be for a rental...
Hunter Greene vs Paul Skenes in a little bit
>>157202496why does this bitch still pretend she hates the dodgers
>>157202564That's obviously not her real face
>sun moves west>tranime spammers go from 2hu to nikke/vtumorthe eternal battle over a dying corpse
You have to choose between Cubs girls and Braves girls. Who you got?
YO CUBSFANS HOW COME YOUR BITCHES GOT PENIS ENVY?
Bellinger, Judge, and Stanton will start in October.Your reaction?
Cubs men, Yankee fans are hollering at our women. How do we respond?
>>157202576we all live under the same sky
>>157202423The best latinx baseball player right now is a black cuban
>>157202612Start what? Shopping for Halloween costumes?
>>157202624Not me. I live on the moon
>>157202612start in the Cancun winter league?
today we will defeat the blue jasy
>>1572009691 of these for skkkubie pls
>>157200777I really hope this faggot gets traded tonight
>>157202652berds got it
>>157202589whichever one is actual women
>>1572026705 inning Freddy was a top meme in 2026
>>157202708>Hips and ass are too big>tattoosdropped
>>157202708now thats a woman not one of that ass less bugoids
>>157202701that is a disgusting act
>>157202255lol, this makes me smile
>>157202733ur gay
>>157202364shut up shut up!
>>157202364None of those stats are real except k% and bb%
kek philthies
>Yankees win>genny awfully quiet
>>157202817You're not real man!
>>157202011I wonder if the guy in the grey sweatshirt ever thinks about how close he was to ruining his life
Mariners after dark!
I could cum shitter kek rn tbqh
>>157202862stoked that apple has a game i dont want to watch
>>157202867:(
>>157202862Royals-Rockies is the big matchup tonight
>>157202620Your Cubs girls will serve us our baconeggandcheeses and chopped cheeses after this weekend is over. >>157202652I hope both teams lose. >>157202836Imagine the silence if we win 28.
>>157202303Shohei gets 3 servings of orange chicken, steamed rice, and a diet coket. he orders the same thing as me
>>157200665My pirates ):
>>157202921Shut up and kiss already
>>157202949Steve Bartman robbed us of this. No disrespect to the Marlins thoughever.
pfma
The Reds game is starting!
Why is cubs girl a maid?
>>157203016yay
Wtf was that
My Reds stink :(
I thought Hunter Green was supposed to be good at throwing the baseball?
>>157203070holy smokes
>>157203123Those runs were on the shitty defense
>>157202921>I hope both teams lose.what did we ever do to the yankees
>named green>team is the redsWhat were they thinking???
stop gooning
>>157203141They wanted Christmas
>>157203063because she or he dresses up as one
>>157203147well he's been a free agent for over a week since Baltimore released him, what are they waiting for?
skenes is cooked
Reds are on the board!
cubtrannies lost that game
is Skenes really just going to be a mid-rotation innings eater?
Reds tie it up!
Nice elite pitching matchup
>>157203206yes, and livvy is going to leave him and move into my bedroom with me
What's Livvy thinking right now?
when does Livvy decide enough is enough
>>157203206he doesn't eat many innings...
Livvy Dunne x Jo Adell
>>157203206He doesn’t eat innings, he eats out livvy
>Teams announcing new player signings left and right>Meanwhile in Baltimore
Those ranks :(
>>157203219She's a Cubs girl now
>>157203242>t. Harrison Bader
>>157203247Insane what a waste this year and 2024 were.
>>157203242My Os are probably not doing much at the deadline and that's a good thing. It's going to take more than a piece or two to fix this line up. We have a lot of talent that isnt performing the way the that Peff predicted in the off season
pizza status: ordered
>>157203247What is it going to take for Jerry to sign someone who can actually hit?
>>157203139Like the gloryholes and blow gays, you are baseball teams and you have wings. I always liked Ankiel, Molina, Taguchi, Wainwright and all them thoughever. Also glad to see Jordan Walker rake at the derby. >birdfags
>>157203316Got a problem with smugness?
apparently clubs are in a bidding war for Freddy Peralta. good for my Mets!
skenes is done
>>157203332she's a cubs girl now
>>157203328I have a problem with (You) being in the AL East.
Fuck the CubdgersGo Yankees
>>157203313Why would he sign anyone to hit when the guys he has on staff that are already paid to hit are producing literally bottom of baseball results?
cub em tho
SKUBAL TO THE BREWERS INSIDER LEAKEDIT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
o kek
>>157203332word on the street is she's a cubs girl now. you didn't hear it from me
>>157203392fake newsnot reported by peff
with nu in a few, can we get like 3 or 4 like the last night so I can pick which one is the best and post in that one? thanks.
>>157203368>>157203401I get the feeling the cubs girls would be jealous of the new hot cubqueen
>The Tigers and Dodgers have reached an agreement to trade Tarik Skubal to Los Angeles for Emmet Sheehan, Josue De Paula and Jackson Ferris, per Jeff Passanso fucking unfair
>>157203408I'll be going to whichever one the cubs girls pick
>>157203408Please organize yourself boys, that split was NOT OK. I need predictability in my life. Thanks.
baking
>>157201546>>157201546>>157201546nu
>>157203419dodgers wouldn't do that
oh boy andrew painter my fucking favorite
>>157203445would you rather have a 5th starter give up 6 runs, or tire out the bullpen and still give up 6 runs?
painter was supposed to be their mclean, but he doesn't even deal
we are all watching the mets game!
NEW>>157200665>>157200665>>157200665>>157200665NEW>>157200665>>157200665>>157200665>>157200665
garfield mentioned on the resd broadcast
wtf is happening in cincinnatisome broad rubbing the head of a balding hippie in a garfield shirt
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>>157203419>Josue De Paulaunironically untouchable
