>>157202702Heemvious
the thing about me son is he’s a fooking spastic mate
>me orb>me son>me knackers
After that last retard me wife pooped out I knew right then and there that I'd hafta cut me balls off m8
what does it feel like to be a raped bitch?
>>157207198Is Cereal "Bone Gaymen" Gane getting heemed at a state fair?
>you fucking guys>you know who i am>but you don't know why i'm hereSOON
>>157207210>BE GAY>BE BI>DEEPHOLES
vaginal spaffings
>>157207184i take it dana and his band of saturnian neerdowells had the daddy files wiped from cyber space?
heem thread without antit's like a angel without a penis
>>157207227fart yourself to sleep please
>>157207210heh sean strickland what a fag
>>157207256come here
>>157207158Tom raises an autistic son and sons an autistic man (gayne). He deserves all the respects in the world.
>>157207256We know, spammy
>>157207256this but unironically>>157207246janny already on my case you might get your wish
>>157207269I would give anything to see what Gane looks like when heem sleep>>157207276>janny already on my case you might get your wishWarned for racism?
>>157207276this post got me feeling violent
>>157207280Gane smiles with enough teeth to show and flash that gap when sleeping
>>1572072925 billion dollar bonus for Tomala if he can make Gane heem smiley
>>157207304tom would avoid that opportunity m8 way too much r’spons’bility
>>157207306Would Mads Mikkelsen heem Peter Franzén in the first 2?
>>157207306try reasoning with them
>>157207319Seems like the uppercut will be there for Medic
>>157207329>tfw ref cancels your emote animation
>>157207325It looks like the prison movie with the actor that played the one handed knight in game of thrones
>>157207332I think we see a KO too
Uros Medic vs. Daniel RodriguezJan Blachowicz vs. Navajo StirlingAleksandar Rakic vs. Marcin TyburaDusko Todorovic vs. Robert ValentinValsto Cepo vs. Gilbert UrbinaMilos Janicic vs. Noah Gugnon
Jon Jones son: tom agp ass painalJon Jones son: cyril gaped gayneJon Jones son: gayrizona usaJon Jones son: dana pink piggie
The only usman that matters
>>157207337This is AI, in the real fight Crocop finished this CaveHue
>>157207256bro think he sneed xD
>>157207368I need to consult serbanon to know which -ics are good
>>157207375I think I have a mandela effect where I simply don't remember the good ol days being so quick to stop a fight. Finishes like this always seem early to me, but majority of people don't care. We're getting robbed of so many Barry vs Kongo moments or at the very least a true HEEM. I mean just think of how we were robbed of seeing Jizzrael dead in the first AGPeroevswadera fight
>im popular in the comment section of a ufc stream ran by a homosexual sudaca so what i say goes. this is my internetsurely you cant be this raped?
>>157207414Whomst are you jabbing and teeping at range at right now?
>>157207368The doctorJanRakicValentin VlastoJanicic
thats nice bitches, now shut the fuck up
>Ludovit Klein on the prelims>Oban Elliot vs undefeated prospect on the prelims>Mateusz Rebecki on the prelimsMeanwhile on the main card>THE Gilbert Urbina (7-5) vs some guy with no pic on google >Dusko Todorovic vs Robert Valentin (BUMFIGHT)>Marcin fucking Tybura
>>157207368Uros MedicJan BłachowiczMarcin TyburaDuško TodorovićVlasto ČepoMiloš Janičić
>>157207368MedicJanRakicValentinCepoGugnon
second card in a row where i don’t know who half these niggas are. did i shift timelines
>>157207445I'm seriously confused on their code for choosing what goes on plims and what goes on maincard at this point now that there's no PPV. I mean why would you ever do shit like this? It can't be for no reason.Is it because they know I'll be tempted to skip their dogshit plims if it's spread out amongst the whole card?
>>157207494>ever temped to skip prelims fans attending dont have that choice. what does the ufc do? banger slap card. 14 fights. make sure to thank Dana
Went to look at the card and says I'm not authorized. Dana has banned me.
>>157207485
>>157207368UrosJanRakicValentinCepoGugnon
>>157207545What about the Norwoodcord
>>157207485unc doesn't know vlasto cepo lol
>>157207368medicblackauschwitzrakicvalentincepogugnon
>>157207593I'll make your asto cepo, bitch(Ass seep)
Mike who?
>>157207631mike hawk
Mike Jones
Why are there so many muzzies on youtube when it’s an American site? Do they even watch fights? Usman could pull off a rare submission and they would just say generic things like “so humble alhamdullilah” or “fathers plan inshallah”. A poll literally popped up on my feed that asked who is the greatest light heavyweight of all time, and the creator put khabib as an option as a joke and they unironically voted him in
>>157207699he wasn't wrong plus the internet itself is American
Fins produce candy, tires, and phones
>>157207699>t. Mongoloid NATO freerider The only reason your country hasn’t been invaded by Russia yet is because America exists. The computer you’re using was invented by Americans. The internet you’re using was invented by Americans. Cope harder
After 3 hours of sleep we go to the judges score cards for a decision.
Anthony Smith won the story.
Here is what I'm gonna do.I'm tired and batterred so I'll be sleeping during the prelims
>>157207785jesus didnt tap
>>157207819neither did Jones. Jesus told Vitor to not break his arm though so he fixed the fight
>>157207819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFrxgEz2nsE
>>157207828OHHH THAT'S IN HE'S GONNA BREAK THE ARM he's out...that was close
>>157207819ok but I'm no Jesus, I'm not even a Saint-Peter
>I should’ve ripped his arm off>The lion and the lamb are two Jesus symbols that I find very interesting>When he dies on the cross, he dies as a lamb>but he comes back as a lion>I think that’s cool>I have to be both the lion and the lamb.>When I’m at home, I’m the lamb. >When I’m with my kids, I have to be the lamb. >When I’m working, I’m both the lion and the lamb, depending on the moment.
>>157207835how did you even find this shit
>>157207897I remembered it and looked for it
You need to choose between killing 5 people your know from your surroundings (no family or friends) or 1 heemster
>>157207923I choose to kill 5 heemsters
Would you guys rather get punched or kissed?
>>157207923not possible for me, all my weapons are registered.
>>157207945any fag kisses me in the cage Ill headbutt them unless its Romero
>Talcum X
I wish I could enjoy weedsigh
I wish I had weedsigh
Jerry looks different guys. Was he replaced?
>>157207368Medic Stirling Rakic Todorovic El Cepo Janicic
Feels like I could heem the CRAP out of everyone in this thread..
>>157208014been trying to tell you guys
>>157208093hold still
>>157208107Looking good BJ!
https://youtube.com/shorts/EoBQjIEdqm8THEY LINKED UP
>>157208014>casually gets AIDS >gaslights himself into beef with Costa Getting heemed by the stripper might have broken him
>>157208141if this isn't a maga patriot clip I'm kicking your ass
>>157208149its always rooted in the bitch, simply no good for fighting.
>tax evading crypto scammer >holocaust denier >pornstar cousin >roided cop killer
aagh me FOOKIN son keeps boofing chippy assies mate!>Thommy Aspainal
>>157208189Only thing getting kicked will be your soul out of your twink sissy body faggot don't fuck with me
vacation over. Back to wageslaving for a foreign country and actually having no friends
>>157208244
>>157208244Hope you had fun b. Travelling micht yuor firebds wheb you are young is great.
>>157208251thanks b
>>157208238woah man relax
>>157208277man fuck you
>>157208277fuck you dont tell me to relax I dont want that magnet on my car!
doo mcgee
big news guys
>>157208292fuck me? ohhohoho no no no, fuck you!
Yah Im durnk as fuck whatup
>>157208338>whatupthinking about prime Dariush...what a fighter man
i also drank 2 beers im drnn as fuck xD
Waddup playa?
>>157208324do you mind translating for me
Dariush? In his prime. Kid had it all. Elite grappling. Technical striking but he could brawl too with power in his hands. Crafty unorthodox strikes. I'm telling you he was something special.
>>157208348>tonights impact performer >two beer tonny
I enjoy an occasional half a glass of red wine with my meal.
Shem Rock? In his prime. Kid had it all. Elite grappling. Technical striking but he could brawl too with power in his hands. Crafty unorthodox strikes. I'm telling you he was something special.
NEVER. EVER. Try to take away Khadaddy's moment ya fat plump boxPIGGY!
>>157208353I train six days a w-actually six days a weekuhh five days a weekI'll train three days a weekuhh one of those daysI will train two days of the weekso six days a week I will be training
Raj is up from his nap. HERE. HE. GOES!
d-rod used to have hairbut now?things have changed
>>157208389The brown Bvll woke up and is now gonna fuck your mom and sister? Oh dear.. oh deary dear...
>>157208380King.
Shem Rock = cartoon kikery
>>157208396Hair to tattoo ratio has to be observed. Hair and heavy tats it’s a 60/40 split of wins/losses, while bald and tatted heavily is a 90/10 split with wins coming 90% of the time. The real question: WILL DAN HOOKER SHAVE OR GET MORE TATTOOS BEFORE AND AFTER HIS FIGHT IN FRANCE
For YOU guys!
My dick is thiiiiiiiis RAPES
>>157208399time to go bad to bed baby boy
>>157208410he's an elite grappler
Raped piglet freak.
Watching bj penn get beat the fuck up in a 1v1 street fight with a random nerd bars him from any pound for pound list in my eyes
raping with volk
>>157208457BJ was showing mercy
>>157208457thats a very casual take, but it can be yours. Penn is king
BlowJob Pennis is only known for being the guy that almost beat GSGOD that one time. Nobody beside senile dementia boomers rate him.
https://youtube.com/shorts/m8o6XVLC_1I
Some are calling Conor the most authentic, down to earth, dedicated, serious and honest Christian to ever exist.
>>157208457cazzies overrate him so much
>>157208014I figured he got a minor transplant touch up recently with the full head of hair he has now. But since it was for thinning hair and not creating a new hairline, it doesnt look as bad as Meng's.He's told an interviewer he was balding a long time ago when they asked why he didn't grow his reddit entenna. He said it was a muay thai hair extension, not even his real hair and that he was on his way to being bald like a samurai soon. So if he did get a touchup, this could be a bad sign of insecurity. Very shameful.
FAAAAA
Stop running topiggy
Oh, it's subhuman posting hours.
>>157208351You know what it is
love how Bobby Green schooled that faggot hasbeen streamer alkie's whole gym
>>157208579>NOOOOOOOO LEAVE ME ALONE!! Y-YOU CANT DO THAT NO PLS HERB HELP MEEEEEEEE-ACKK!!!!!!!!!
>>157208540nobody's calling him that and I resent you for saying this lie
>>157207368Uros MedicNavajo StirlingAleksandar RakicDusko TodorovicValsto CepoNoah Gugnon
>>157208633Bobby green is living rent free in that boxer's head look https://youtube.com/shorts/dHuJQArugQk
>>157208570Penn in his current State rapes india
ooh Pereira you made a huge mistakeBy going up into heavyweightAll you did was become as fat as you couldNo restraint, just eat as you wouldYour ego became your own downfallAs those around you watched it allDoing nothing to stop you from committing this career suicideNow, by these consequences you must abide
>>157207368Uros MedicNavajo StirlingTyburaDusko TodorovicValsto CepoMilos Janicic
>>157208603Chank-daddy got next. The man who taught Poosman how to throw a kick... This doesnt have to get ugly.
>>157207368MedicJan last danceRakicDuskoCepoJanicic
>>157207368MedicSkinwalkerRakicDuskoVlastoMilos
>>157208684One in my mouth the other in my bussy
Let's all agree to disagree
>>157208422>JJ taking precautions on ending up on the mugshot collage (again)
>>157208579kek
>>157208709>Let's all agree to disagree
>>157208457BJ drunk driving and flipping his truck into a farm field calling the cops haoles was pretty funny thoughAlso the government cloned his family after he lost the governor election dude is sick
>>157208868chama on ya mama
>here is your le chama gold my good 'eemer
One day you are Josh Hokit, and next day you are Ilia Topuria.
>>157208937One day you are josh hokit, and the next day you are josh hokit, and the day after that you are josh hokit, and then on the fourth day you are still josh hokit...POV: you are josh hokit
>>157208457people forget he got up and found the sub. you don’t see heart like that these days
>>157208850spit it out bitch, say what's on your mind witcho passive aggressive ass
What did The Eraser Paulo Costa mean by this?https://x.com/BorrachinhaMMA/status/2083482853376143445
>>157207368medicstirlingrakicvalentincepojanicic
>>157209093That Evrpa is waking up. And it's gonna be a brown piglet slaughter fest when the attack on muzzies begins.
>>157207368Pooros MEDICNavapoo STIRLINGPooleksandar RAKICPoosko TODOROVICPoosto CEPOPooah GUGNON
>>157209093Powerful.
Jake Paul is so retarded
>>157208384I am still standing
>>157208244You can do it bapa, we only live once so make sure to do the things you hate to do
>>157209179why is bro dressed like spike lee
>>157209179Should have KO'd that MMA bum right there for the disrespect, but The Goat is merciful
>>157209197didn't you read my post? HE'S RETARDED
>>157209202He couldn't hold on to a belt lmao he's not knocking anybody out
>>157209093Bit kino innit
>>157209223Jake has never lost to an UFC bum. Plus Jake walks around at 200+ lbs, Khabitch would go to sleep.
>>157209245khabib doubles that on tiramisu tuesday
>>157209093
>>157209179This is the man paying for usmans dinner
>>157209245Mrs. Paulina got caught in a guillotine by Nate Diaz and soiled xher diapers.
>>157209340What was Nate looking for on the ground?
>>157209370YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!RAPED BITCH!!!ITS A LITTLE TINY PIG CLITTY RAPED BITCH!!!
>>157209364playing street fighter is probably a higher credibility than any finnish fighter will ever achieve tbqwymn
>>157209399you can still see jake's bald spot from this angle
Seems like there is a lot of balding fighters fighting this weekend, the strugglers the system tries to unjustly heem essentially
Praying on Jan's downfall
Sterling cheated and got a hair transplant
>>157209572Why are so many fighters bald?
Bogdan Grad fight day
Too many damn Bogdans in the fight game.
Do you guys think Ciryl Gane?
Reasonably timed heems!
>>157209586Roids side effects
>>157207368RodriguezBlachowiczRakicTodorovicUrbinaJanicic
>>157209661Respect!
>>157209661>not bothering anybodythat lady votes to make my life worse and is probably a cunt let's be honest for a second
>>157209661ZAMN, patriot got ratio'd
>>157209469what's up am travelling in a few hours time so i might as well workout while i can
>>157209689Didn't know tire shops do work trips abroad
>>157209676Voting isn't real
>>157209692That sucks, but a Champion isn't someone who never loses, it's the one who always gets up. He'll come back from this stronger.
>>157207368MedicBlachowiczRakicTodorovicCepoGugnon
>>157209661i hate dis nigga
>>157209706That's a silly statement to make b.
>>157209692What a real one, no doubt redpilled on the jq
>>157209739Absolutely based Italian chad.
>>157209694clearly you've never worked in a tire shop b, that's pretty common
all the youtubers take erika because they disillusioned themselves into thinking they could replace charlie no one can replace charlie he was actually likeable
>>157209777Kirking stands for sucking on a bullet b, doubt you wanna do that, just say you wanna heem her andrade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCPsBtQPOoA
this african doofus can't even get his slang right 'sucking on a bullet' refers to suicide blinded by his resentment of white people
>>157209817Ohh ok alright, go on then
What will you eat during the heems?
>>157209857I'll eat a fucking bullet man, hahaha
>>157209860
>>157209857i'm trying to lose weight so I'll eat a kebab
>>157209860Haha good one
>>157209860Shara Bullet?
>>157209857i made a big pot of pork and miso stew last night so i'll likely warm some of that up and make a big ol iced coffeedebating ordering a hash bowl from the breakfast place down the street to go but its kind of expensive and gonna be too greasy
>>157209848>Rose's butchification was a shit test that Pat failed.
There's the UFC today? Who's fighting?
>>157209908funny
>>157209930It's a felon vs a slav (felon)
speaking of dying, it's kinda the whole point of life isn't it?
Ur o medic?
>>1572100021 hour and 40 minutes until the card of the year starts!!!
first ufc today. is this like pfl?
>>157209987oh right
>>157210002Urusai de Medici
>>157209951Chandler isn't cut from the UFC yet?
>>157210037>Luke Thomas reposted
>>157210037This shit has aged terribly considering Jake Paul's performance as promoter last night. He's just not cut out for this shit
>>157210037Not sure about this nigga, Jake seemed high or drunk as fuck when he came in the octagon after the main event, doesn't seem like he takes this seriously.
Elkins will bleed
whatcha getting, /heem/?
>>157210080>>157210070you didnt have to say it twice but it's quite obvious that MVP is just a Golden Boy's MMA 2.0 every fight on it's main event had an obvious winner
>>157210037>>157210070>took the mic off the biggest star in his promotion to make it about jake paul
90 MIN TO GO
>>157210080>doesn't seem like he takes this seriouslyHe's only doing any of it for his own cloud
>>157210140Hehe
>>157210139Anyone you are rooting for in particular?
The norwood reaper will be there to punish sterling for his insolent turkey hairline trip
Jake is going to send Usman some shorties and a bag of weed to apologize for insulting Justin Gaethje
>>157210037It's wild how much leftoids gaslight themselves
>>157207368>Daniel Rodriguez>Navajo Stirling>Aleksandar Rakic >Robert Valentin>Valsto Cepo>Noah Gugnon
>>157207368Lets fucking gooooooo
>>157210206>even the promo youtube short/tiktok is about himself lmao
>>157207375>>157210206Most interesting part was Jake Paul bringing up that Usman should go to the UFC to fight Gaethje. Either A) Jake knows there's always been talks of going to the UFC, so he was getting in front of it by bringing it up himself. If Usman just said it first "I'm going to UFC!" it would make PFL look bad and get clowned on. Then Usman says "These guys always trash talk Dana and fighter pay. Lets see how much he wants to pay". Seems MVPFL aren't interested in even negotiating or fighting to keep Usman. Now Hunter has leverage because he knows Usman wants to come over and he can low ball him easier. And if Usman doesn like the offer, or if the ufc dont even want him, PFL might not want him back and can offer him less.>TLDR: Usman should have shut the fuck up and not buried the MVPeeFL on his way out. It could backfire and he ends up at Oktagon..
anime
Fights in 30 bing
>>157210335*60
30-60 minutes let me roll over and take a nap
>>157210283>Now Hunter has leverage because he knows Usman wants to come over and he can low ball him easier.Khabib's boys never get fucked over by the UFC. They have a good relationship.
>>157210358What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
ufc use a cage like PFL or they use a ring like Rizin
paid faggot league
>>157210408does your brain use one or two brain cells?
Let's keep it civil today, guys. It's only entertainment
>>157210404Whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutme,youlittlebitch? I'llhaveyouknow Igraduatedtopofmyclassinthe Navy Seals,and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>157210425do they use a cage like pfl or a ring like rizin? ive never seen ufc
>>157210438They use an electrified steel dome of sorts
>>157210452Senator McCain was right about this sport! I will not be watching something barbaric like it!
Nigga
>>157210438this >>157210452think of the thunderdome from mad max
Big Penis Gane Money
>>157210474damn you went soft
>>157210259yeah jake paul is 50x the drawl that usman durkadurkadov is. naturally you would want to use him to promote the product
Coffee: FinishedShit: MadeHeems: T-minus 9 minutesBoneless Wings: OrderedIt's posting time.
#FREELIONHEART
>>157210492Shit: madeBreakfast: cookedCoffee: Sippinghangover: tackledi too am ready
Shit: madeBreakfast: shitCoffee: shitShit: delicious
>>157210492Let's go for that
sean r shitland: in progress
>>157210492>boneless wings at this time in the morning>boneless wings ever
>>157210525I don't like how they're on the side of the road sometimes it's dangerous
>>157210510shit: brewingpoo: escaping mine asshoelfart: loud and smellyim: pooing
>>157210181Don't think the transplant looks bad honestly. As long as they dont try to create a new hairline like meng or hide the fivehead. He still has a stupid chopped wigger cut where they line up the bangs to the hairline, but it looks like a stupid fade instead of a botched procedure.
we are starting!!
>>157210518Optimist Gooby?
We. Are. Live!
WE ARE LIVE
WE ARE GAY
>>157210556>>157210558>>157210559>>157210565
I'm busy right now and gonna have to watch it later so please no spoilers for the next couple hours. Thank you
>>157207368>Uros Medic>Jan Blachowicz>Aleksandar Rakic>Robert Valentin>Valsto Cepo>Milos Janicic
If you're actually watching this card you should kill yourself
Brazilian girl is hot as fuck
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM HOLY SHIT
will Anthony Smiff be joining the analyst table?
>>157210584>>157210584>>157210584Gamethread is up
>wmma
Stop having fun, stop watching this card, stop enjoying heems
>Sup DP? Been thinking you wanna start a pod together? No one's answering my calls.. Text me back bro>DP you get my message?
>>157210624>Dustin gets arrested>Keeps his show>Smiff gets arrested>Shitcanned from the analyst deskRacists always show their true colors
>>157210492for me it was (((Einstein's Bagels)))
>>157210801That shit is good. Nova lox sandwich is delicious
>>157207368DanielStirlingRakicRobertGilbertNoah
Smif needs one more fight it can't end like this
I’m attacking my family
apparently she's okay with it
>>157212154he already won one fight on gamebred's bareknuckle
pereira got knocked out by a lightweight.
anik has a really annoying vocal affect he does at times that sounds like the nerd scientist from simpsons
illegal kick btw
1 punch landed and it was a grazing shot. the rest were blocked. goes down and curls up, doesn't even attempt to get up.come on that was an actual dive.
>>157214287Start a petition
>>157214287No it was to the body b. Thats legality
>>157214287
>>157214320You're telling me some gang banging tattoo covered thug fresh out of prison isn't a honorable man? Color me shocked!
SECOND MAN TO PRAISE JESUS CHRIST AMEN
leonsissies...
LatinX bros...
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noisePlaying in the street, gonna be a big man somedayYou got mud on your face, you big disgraceKicking your can all over the place, singin'We will, we will Bones youWe will, we will Bones you
I said "fuck Leon Edwards" in the last thread and I'll say it again, fuck Leon Edwardsalso that was a blatant dive
Picks 1 winUSA
Clozzy loves the blacks don't he?
GODrot fight week has begun
i win again
tough luck danebro
great card, 12 heems, 10 first round heems
>>157214416receives a cease and desist from tom aspinall
Wtf do we do know
Do you reckon city-slicker brazzas head out for a few cheeky cold ones at Dublin pub in Dagestan and watch the fights?
>>157214471a strongly worded petition would be the aspinall brand
>>157214476pop open some proper 12
>>157214476it's gonna be bkfc my nigga
>>157214476
>>157214479what are these oirish delicacies
UFsissies...
>>157214536Los atrocidados de las Americanas del Norte…
>>157214536Imagine having a dad that looks like red skull but with hot dog skin wrapped around his head
>>157214536I'm sure Mrs Jones says the same about Jon
This is not okay. Herzog needs to lose his job. This wasn't a fight altering foul, this was a FIGHT ENDING ILLEGAL BACK OF THE HEAD KO TO THE BRAIN STEM! Pereira fans, we need to band together on this, unironically.
there never was no marriage
>>157214536el ogre americano del cual la madre se follò un hombre negro durante los anos 80 de la violencìa contra la familia... y la familia...
Favourite McGregor fight?
>>157214577
>>157214632
>>157214656Too much sovl, glad we're back to the apex next weekend
>>157214632Built for MAGA Patriot
>>157214577Payback for bill clinton bombing belgrade
didn't even bother watching poofc todayknuck is on and it's better anyway
>>157214656Serbs showing depts to the sovl realm unknown to US audiences
Me own son, an autist.
Long Hair Rose return pending
>>157214718amerilards fear the flare
>>157214726Bitch becoming more asian with age
>>157214735she could be a finnish boy there
>knuck
>>157214726Whats Pat thinking here?
>settles for a 40 year old kickboxing hasbeen UFC fighter
>>157214785>>settleswhat ever made you believe she had a choice?
Fuck it I'm gonna sign up
Is there more to life than being incredibly good looking
>>157207276Ulberg vs Navajo on the beehive lawnbe there or be queer
>>157214813creating cherished memories with the people you love
>>157214793she's always had a choice, Pat just abused his influence and her naivety to obscure a better path
race?
>>157214883His eyes look like how mine feel
>>157214883Navajo
>>157214754>big slopass fatso coming out to the braveheart themeyou're missing out on kino
>>157214813having strong wrasslin' is apparently the best base for a good life for some years
>>157214883Hes part Taiwanese for true
>>157214897yup sounds reddit
O_O
>>157214795>waited until super late to go to the gymliterally me
>>157214932>grumpy cause you woke up early to watch dana's cumsock promotiongo for a nap lil guy
>>157214883Maori-White mutt
TIK TOK CLITIA!!ITS TIME FOR ANUDDA PORKING!!!!!
>>157214883Race? Racist
>>157214976What's porky's best win?
>>157214967it was a good card, lots of cool finishes. bareknuckle is powerslap-tier.
>>157214656Based
>>157215003This. We don't watch that crap here.
You are dead
Yet you run for your life
>>157215003ufc and knuck are pretty much on par both are filled with bums these daysif you can't pronounce their name they don't matter
>>157214883Albino Adesanya
>>157214795What the fuck is this shit
>>157215093thomas is desperate to stay relevant
>>157215093the r stands for retard in tom's case
Put my hand on my strap, what you looking at pussy?
>>157215066um no, the talent pool is the best it's ever been. don't compare these bums to ufc calibre fighters. run along and watch your carnie gimmickslop and leave the real fights to the real fight fans.
>meanwhile in GOATsville, pop. 1
if Islam loses I'm beating my wife
>>157215144>No drinks >No girls >Not even a fucking plate of booger sugar Yikes from me
People forget meng, Bones went to heavyweight rather than fight Jan because he thought he was going to defend his title against THE Corey Anderson
>>157215153why would you want to do such pedestrian activities instead of dance with yoel and Jones
>>157215144So annoying how anal third worlders are about shoes indoors I would simply refuse
For me, it's seafood 'Za
>>157215184having a set of indoor shoes such as loafers or slippers is fine but if you wear the same shoes indoors and outdoors then you are a filthy person
>>157215137relax daner you bald fawk
>>157215115oh ok i see>>157215119this i don't get 100%
people forget maaaan jones was so scared of jan that he went up and fought someone bigger, younger, faster, and better than jan at every single aspect of fighting.
>>157207158Bonk
Tonight's card where all the ucs got KO'd really put me in a bad mood as I'm a 29yo unc myself. It's like Daner is telling me it's time to choose my coffin. In a way it's cool but also damn nigga
>>157215203T. Vaxxie
>>157215159Jan was kinda like an adult sized Volk. He didn't do anything cool but he was great at neutralising his opponents strengths
>>157215236you know you're allowed to lift your knuckles off the floor b try it sometime
>>15721523429 is just a fuken baby. Wait till you get to your 50s man. I shit blood last night.
>>157215249>trying to set him up for a knee to the headI seent you
you gotta love the yolester you just gotta
>>157215153Brazzas can enjoy life without that crutch and you think it's a failure of some kind.You've lost who are you and are slave to social pressure and addictions.
>>157215249How about I implant them on your fucking orbital instead
>>157215253you're 50? grandpa it's time to go on reddit, 4chan's a young man's game
Wtf why didn't no 1 say it was another early morning card
>>157215249imagine when the lowly brazilian learns this they'll be unstoppable
>>157215268Muslims don't have souls just braindead cannon fodder
Wathup playa!
dont go to /r/mmababes guys...
>>157215285smiff ruined the week by smiffing his missus no one has been able to concentrate
>>157215301I should have listened.....
jessica evil sucking on a mini meng
Ok i'm going to confess but do not repeat it.I want a mmababe to violently rape my penis and grind my balls to dust
>>157214883Burgeroid
The Strickland and Ryan linkup was what America needed so much soul
>>15721488380s
>>157215268>enjoy life without that crutchBrazza's will never enjoy a pure bonding experience fueled by pitchers of beer shared with your mates in a bar on saturday night after cheering your team towards winning a match in the stadium
>>157215285no one cared
>>157214883Khenifra
>>157215403that experience is replaced with bloody life and death street fights
>>157215386best I can do is payton talbottyou in?
>>157215441no but I will accept paige vanzant
you cannot suffer in maroc
>>157215403If your bonding experience only exists through the lens of an altered state of mind, was it a real bonding experience? Did you bond with those people, or did you just bond to the alcohol? If you need happy drugs to enjoy the company you keep, I think that speaks volumes about the true nature of your relationship to those individuals.
i need five points of kush after reading that drivel b. Respectfully
>>157215217>every single aspect of fightingoh fersure b Gane's just as hard to take down as Jan, I've also watched a lot of fights and traned ufc
Now that the dust has settled, it's fair to assume Usman the welterweight Greatest would have beat Jan
>>157215476white men don't suffer anywhere there's non-white women, look into it
>>157215434>experience is replaceddrinking positively influences friendships, shared experiences, comradery and joyviolence can't replace those
Shut up fag
do moroccan women like loud belchers with hairy ears?
>>157215520
>>157215268Annihilated that junkie
>>157215476Shut the hell up
>>157215525idk man those niggas be different
>>157215509jan has world class wrestling for sur b that's why he got ragdolled by ankalaev on one leg. everyone knows jones doesn't posess even 1% of the wrestling prowess of lil ank.
call on mecall on mecall on mecall on mecall on mecall on mecall on mecall on me
>>157215525wrong. women create bonds through shared joy. men create bonds through shared hardship.
I hadn’t checked heem in a while, maybe more than a month, and oh my gosh it’s full of deviant stuff, hate, porn bait, gay and perverted posts… I am not coming back here again for sure. That’s it for me, I am moving on to better things, taking better care of myself and caring more about the energy I allow into my sphere. 4chan in general goes directly against that, except maybe /lit/. Bye guys, I’ll miss the tiny bit of actual ufc discussion that goes on in the thread. I also will never forget that it was /asp/ that suggested to me that I start training BJJ, all those years ago, when MMA was still being discussed on /asp/. Bye now take care everybody.
>>157215611more women create bonds through creating hardships for men LMAOOOOOO
>>157215616You forgot to sign your post
I am the one who knocks
>>157215634you are a kv wahrani
>>157215589Could have saved this princess from those degenerate faggot papists
>>157215616You are literally the nigga who keeps posting "nigger" over and over again
>>157215639
>>157215616
>>157215642i'm trying to change that by listening to 433Hz astral plane fixing audios
>>157215651Yeah it's him but he is playing that game of ''i am too cool to post here'' or the ol insecure ''are you guys seriously watching this card''
>>157215616It’s ok b don’t be sad because it’s over, smile because it happened.
>>157215674I was hesitating between this and it being a really old pasta
>>157215492>Did you bond with those people, or did you just bond to the alcoholBoth>bonding experience only exists through the lens of an altered state of mindthe bonding experience works without alcohol/drugs. The experience could be massively enhanced because of substances.Going to a rave with friends, listening to techno music when sober, can be fun. On XTC/mdma, with good friends, it will give you new dimensions into personal connections with the people who you previously thought you were close with.
the judge said pigman can't go home so what was the point of the insta post
>>157215654Is that book any good b?
Italybros…
>>157215703the old vainakh symbols and mystique therein tickle my pickle
>rave>techno >XTC>mdmaoh so this guy's just a fag then
Smiff is our mark kerr
>>157215745You know that bloke was heeming his meng before that volcano Gane'd all over him
>>157215611>men create bonds through shared hardship.good thing I supported a mid team that choked in the important games
>>157215750Islam was cool a millenium ago. What happened.
>>157215755I've been to more metal concerts than I've been to raves.can you say the same?
>>157215745
>>157215764safe to assume there's an ariel in the story somewhere
>>157215616see you next week
>>157215764Don omar did a number on the ummah
>>157215777>metalthat's even gayer homie
>>157215788As is oft the case.
Big Pussybros...
>>157215588>ragdolledtry watching fights dawlg
>>157215856
Heh my boy DRod just needs some time is all...
Uncbros we need a win so bad
>>157215863I have unfortunately watched the fight where jan the can got held down helplessly and 10-8d on the ground by a striker.
>>157215938>a striker>DagikekNone of this will change Jon Jones (gay) fleeing the division after saying he'd fight the winner of Corey Anderson vs. Jan, by the way, and the yuge story loss that comes with it.
>bkfc was all decisions >ufc was almost all finishesoh no no knucktards
>>157215985someone had to let the ufc win one of these weekends
>4 straight losses What's next for Hailey Cowan?
>>157215963UFC event will hit us sooner than it will Spain, sadly
No one even knows where serbia is
>>157216003UFC Amsterdam Rico vs Gane
urbina my dog
Tuivasa had to shoot on a old fat security guard KWAB
>>157215999She retired on instagram, not kidding
>>157215691>The experience could be massively enhanced because of substances.Impossible to verify. Someone under the influence isn't capable of objectively judging an experience. I could pump you full of heroin and then beat the shit out of you and you'd think it was a great experience because you altered your brain chemistry to feel happy. When in reality obviously you don't truly enjoy getting the shit kicked out of you.
>>157215963PFL doesn’t have these issues
>>157216025He hungers for Bo Nigger
>>157216061Did she post a picture of gloves resting next to wraps or anything or old photos of her posing with coaches?
>>157216069>Someone under the influence isn't capable of objectively judging an experienceAgreed. Expecially with, XTC/MDMA bumping your endorphin into tricking your brain you're having a better experience than what's really there.But even if those experiences were falsely enhanced, the event still shapes your experience and friendship, relation and thus the connection with your close friends into something worth remembering, and thus, tangible. Most experiences/stories will end up as funny banter and fuel for later sessions.
>>157216084https://www.instagram.com/allhailmma/p/DbgkmCMufd0/?hl=enjust a text post with more wordswordswords on the side
>>157216061
fight with the confidence of a man with down syndrome
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