giants v portcarlton v someoneppv.st
fred
tradies are faggots
can't decide whether to gym in an hour, or go tomorrow nightso tired i feel like i'm gonna fall asleep
>>157208167
do the work
>>157208181ta for the link mate would've missed this post
>>157208180Gyms are for faggots
>Umpire cuck's only argument against having full time umpires is the shit ones would have to change careerslol
>richmond
>>157208146really makes you think how people get cancer from eating out chicksalmost like it's not a good idea to put chemicals in all those hygiene products
my favourite league, label.AFL_COMPETITION.19
>>157208197>commiepoof acts like a commiepoofi am shocked
I always thought I'd be good at cunnilingus despite being a virgin
>>157208206she'd only feel my bone in her body after i'm done with her iykwim haha
>>157208197You'd lose all the current umpires and lots of potential umpires who actually want a career that they can keep doing after they can no longer run 15km a night.
>>157208203but then women wouldn't be able to have sex with strangers without consequences! her body her choice, bigot
>but then women wouldn't be able to have sex with strangers without consequences! her body
>>157208228where did you get this photo of me?
>>157208166that website is sussy baka
>>157208201>All set to draft him>Have four picks before the eventual spot he was drafted>Miss outCan't exactly call it poor drafting yet because Smillie and Hotton haven't had a clear run without injury but at this stage looks like they missed a game-breaker despite being in the box seat to get him. In 5 years might look differently.
>>157208201>mfw
polly
>>157208222The current umpires aren't going to walk away from their pay cheques. You set up an academy and train a bunch of them with the prospect of them being the umpiring crop 5 years from set up.>>157208208>A full-time environment that pays professionals well and cuts mediocrity>commieYou are an umpire.
I still don't take peemantle seriously and never will. I won't mind if they win the premiership though, for WA
im a cumpire iykwim haha ive come to suck your cum iykwim haha
>>157208255haha ikwym haha iykwim haha*unzips*
>>157208249>You are an umpire.Bit harsh.
>>157208249>The current umpires aren't going to walk away from their pay cheques.Exactly. No lawyer/engineer is going to walk away from that to watch AFL tapes full time.
Why should my children be forced to grow up in a society sounded by Indians and Africans who hate them. Instead of the country myself and my wife grew up in surrounded by our own people?
>>157208262sorry, you are a beautiful stunning fearsome goal umpire eleni
>sounded by
>>157208239Not a bitchmond customer but I rate Hotton. Lalor is a good player. Smillie the same but isn't looking like a great pick but jury is still out on him and Faull. They (and the other clubs) either thought he would go later (which is retarded considering he was meant to be a top 5-10 pick), or got a bad vibe from him somehow whereas freo took a punt. He'd look worse in a bad team but still a pretty big miss by a lot of clubs.
the nightly snack
saw on bigfooty swans fans are pissing their pants about brisbane finishing third and cheering for Carlton tonight KEK
>>157208265>>157208267It's a now win situation
>>157208264Yep. Meanwhile you can train up the new brigade who are willing to do that, and do it well, and then in a few years those lawyers and engineers can devote all their to their professions instead of doing a 2nd job poorly.
>>157208222Then you get more motivated and employable candidates who see footy and moving into admin/coaching roles as a future. Rather than "consultants", lawyers, physios and other assorted nonsense job havers doubling dipping on six figure salaries while maybe if they're lucky pulling fulltime hours across both "careers". It's not that hard to train people, being an umpire isn't looking for the next Gaj.
>>157208265because that's racist sweetieno don't ask questions about why india and african nations aren't being flooded with foreigners
>>157208212I used to write the letters of chicks names i wanted to fugg with the tip of my tongue when I did it on the ex gf
port will overtake suns this round kek
>>157208276/r/ThatHappened
>>157208265it's not about "should", the fact is they will. what are you going to do about it?
>>157208269>eating goyslop>>157208271i finish third when i'm in bed with the misso (i make her cum twice)
PoortBaneIggsSunsBummers
>what are you going to do about it?
Where did all the British that lived in India for hundreds of years go after India claimed independence?
>>157208291literally me
POWAH
>>157208285
>burgoyne commentatingI mute
>>157208274>who see footy and moving into admin/coaching roles as a futureHow many admin/coaching roles are there from umpiring?
>>157208269Looks like a lot of sugar big fella>>157208286>i finish third when i'm in bed with the missoYou're a cuck?
Polly is annoying and her face is a bit fucked but she has great tits
Who the fuck is Polly, actually I don’t care fuck off and stop posting about her
>>157208308Currently I'd imagine fairly few as umpires don't want them and they're instead given to random cunts "from industry" that happen to be friends with high ranking members of afl house and ex-players with cte.
>>157208271those swans fans are better than you.they are better than any dingbat who goes on bf and then. says that he does here as some kind of win.eat my shit and go back.
>hey polly wanna cracker?>no, im bbc only
>>157208329She is the biggest W content creator in Sydney
>>157208334Oh, you mean proper general AFL admin roles?>Spend 15 years running around blowing a whistle.>No other education or experiencePerfect for admin roles in a billion dollar industry :^)
>>157208339Is she the one with a British smile?
>>157208274I don't even think you need to have admin jobs for them. Just offer to pay for a portion of education for them. Anyone that joins umpiring academies also gets a half- price of fully paid degree they can do part time. That way if it doesn't work out or when they do retire they've got a degree in hand. Same thing plenty of AFL players do to prepare for post-footy life only the AFL can cover part of their education since they wouldn't be paid as much as players. Not every one of them would want or need it but providing the option alleviates the issues of a lack of career path post-umpiring.
laura kanes career trajectory is quite interesting
Stuffed cabbages for dinner
so much for super saturday
>>157208337Tell your dad that joke.
>>157208359fat slut
>>157208349>>157208354
>>157208356>Anyone that joins umpiring academies also gets a half- price of fully paid degree they can do part time.When exactly are they meant to be doing this degree when they're working full time?>Same thing plenty of AFL players doPlayers aren't really full time. They do a morning training session and are then free for the rest of the day most of the time.
>>157208359
>>157208359What are they stuffed with?
>>157208367its not a dad joke iykwim haha
>>157208391Stuff
thinking about that webm in the last thread of a guy cumming hands free while getting fucked from behind
>>157208395Want to give it a try?
>>157208395lol that was me :3
Think my prostate is kaput desu.
>>157208359they look like nappies
wouldnt mind stuffing a cabbage tonight iykwim haha
when are the spineless moderators going to stop the /nrl/ raids on /afl/?
>>157208415There are no /nrl/ raids, the truth is that this behaviour is by afl posters
>>157208398no but steven prostate
>>157208425Nice try nrlsperg, fuck off why don't ya
>>157208386>When exactly are they meant to be doing this degree when they're working full time?In their spare time. One credit expects only 12 hours a week and virtually all degrees have an online equivalent and umpires would have more time than the average 9-5 person completing a degree part time.>Players aren't really full time. They do a morning training session and are then free for the rest of the day most of the time.Full time umpires wouldn't be 9-5 either. Their week would probably look similar to an AFL players. Couple of half days a week dedicated to athletic training, umpiring drills and skills training. Couple half days dedicated to theory, watching game footage and growing understanding of rules and their applicability to game situations, one game umpiring on the weekend. That already is far more than current umpires are devoting to their profession.
>>157208429 (You)You tell him
>Port win tonight>Suns in the bottom 4Hardwick sack when?
>>157208391>>157208393by which I mean pork mince and etc
>>157208269grow up
>>157208440What went wrong???
>>157208439Just got a false dopamine spike
>>157208446the sun set iykwim haha
>>157208391meth mostly>>157208429>>157208439>61 seconds later
im not nrlsperg, i just like all sport
>>157208429The poor quality posts come from /afl/, not nrl, nrl doesn't post gay porn in their generals nor do posters consistently bring up men having sex with other men.Blaming /nrl/ is a cope and denial
>>157208433>Full time umpires wouldn't be 9-5 eitherI'm sure they'd make less mistakes if they worked 9-5 on their umpiring. The AFL needs to make full time umpires -really- full time.
>>157208415/nrl/ barely gets a thread going on game days. It's either dead with 34 posts or doesn't even exist otherwise.
>>157208449>>157208450>2 seconds lateri can't tell who's micking who
>>157208454Josh who posts the gay porn is a known /nrl/ poster he just uses these threads to shit post.
>>157208446I put a $5er on them winning the flag at the start of the season. It was all over from there.
>>157208462hes not me retard
>>157208459latently incorrectwe have as many on-topic posts as /afl/ does every day, probably more
>>157208455the most importent aspect of paying umpires is they are the no.1 vulnrability for match + spot fixingso they need to be proply paid so they are less likely to be swayed by criminal elements offering big sums of cash
>>157208473Who the fuck are you?
>>157208460It’s just one guy
>>157208479you're a one guy
>>157208483For you
>>157208478Steven May
>>157208455They would 100% make less mistakes than they do now, cumpire. Their entire job and working days would be built around umpiring and you don't need the standard 9-5 to accomplish that, just like full-time footballers don't. You can't do the job competently, things have to change.
gotta go to bed lads got umpire school
Uh the umpires are spot on 'nearly' 94% of the time, chudshttps://www.afl.com.au/news/1571976/how-accurate-are-afl-umpires-the-numbers-are-inIt's only the free kicks where 1/10 are wrong!!
>>157208478your worst nightmare*unsheathes katana*
>>157208491>They would 100% make less mistakes than they do now, cumpire. Their entire job and working days would be built around umpiring and you don't need the standard 9-5 to accomplish thatSo if they still make mistakes will they be made actually full time?>AFL umpires reviewing stuff at 6pm makes them mistake prone shitters>They need to review it at 9am???
>/nrl/ at nearly 300 posts>ctrl f "afl" 0 results>/afl/ just over 100 posts>crtl f "nrl" 9 resultswhy can't this general just discuss footy?
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giants can't kick. rookie is 0-6 spud
>>157208521Kicking like they did vs Essendon. Just Port is shitter than the dons.
they cant stop talking about us >>157208526
that's how you kick a goal giants fucking shitters
Karmichael hunt
This is match fixing.
what an elite blunder
>>157208359they shocking golubki
mitch the seagull giocrgiades sw2oops down on nick the little master daicos's old tired nick.
I can't stand the nrl but ill give them credit where credit is due. There women are much more attractive and less butch than ours
was going to post a finished version of my stuffed cabbages but they kind of look like poopoosjust know that they taste yummy
>>157208561They have some actual hot players
goergyardies flopping cunt
I better not catch you fuckers using a ute for a hilux job
>>157208569Name 5
GWS are a poorly drilled team. It's that simple.
>>157208582but a hilux is a ute
>>157208592>Hide the faceI'm sure no one could identify her from those tattoos.
/nrl/ needs to be banned off /sp/ they're nothing more than derailers
lol
>>157208632>blaming /nrl/ for /afl/ posters
im confused, who posts the gay porn?
>aliir chasing the ball>is that a banana?oooohhh
Carlton will be victorious tonight
>>157208600no but steven nsa
>>157208660he explicitly said "no requests"
>>157208269how much does it cost? i get all my food for 1/5th the price or free so im genuinely curious
>>157208660all of us
>>157208650no i am blaming the two posters (or one with a serious mental issues that mobile posts as well) from /nrl/ who vehemently defending their fucking pixels and had a sook. they're really not that inconspicuous.
>>157208666yet they will always be Carlton. Life is cruel.
>>157208300some still live there surprisingly
>>157208683alright champ
>>157208695if i wasn't true the responses i get wouldn't be necessary
>>157208561Nrlw players are hot and talented
>>157208700alright champ
>>157208683Zero evidence of this
im a nonce
>>157208728I'm a weirdo
>>157208741cutie
CARN THE BLOOS!
A win for the blues tonight would help their chances of making finals
>>157208752cheers kingy
I think jagga forgot which way his team was scoring
>>157208718>>157208719*snap*
>>157208718she probably had sex with the man who took the picture after this
>>157208741This
>>157208683what pixels are you referring to
>>157208728Based Jacob Bevis
>>157208777pixel planet
>>157208777https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,24827,6599,7
>>157208201>>157208239>>157208268West Coast and Collingwood should also be scrutinized.West Coast had ample opportunity to select him, and could've gotten Jagga Smith too. Instead they opted for the combination of Liam Baker and local boy Bo Allan. Imagine if the Indiana Pacers selected local white boy Steve Alford over Reggie Miller.Collingwood of course traded their first round pick for top-up Lachie Schultz, thinking they were on the brink of a dynasty. Schultz is a decent player, but Collingwood were nowhere near a flag and now have no high-end youth. Collingwood fans will of course try to pump up guys like Swadling and West, but they aren't even close to the same class as Murphy Reid.
>>157208777nice numerals freshy
>>157208798you need to let it go mate
>>157208802Huh? Schizo much? I'm stating facts here. I can see you're a dummy though.
>>157208802meant for>>157208785
poor dogsperg
>>157208805Would you say he's an........ idiot?
>>157208834Some would say he's a slut.
>>157208841many are saying this
>>157208790only interesting part is Antarctica
falling to my death
Whats the AFL fact of the day?
crawling in my skin
Remember Elijah Hollands?
>>157208849The best dreams.Worst ones are where you're using the urinal and wake up because it's getting wet.
>>157208855Fitzroy won both the wooden spoon and the flag in 1916
muh pixels
>>157208862Yeah hes trying to get well.
>>157208790I did not know that was all there, holy crisp
>>157208855>>157208873Mullin and Daicos both won the Mullin v Daicos tagging battle.
>>157208865Or worse you wake up pissing in the towel cupboard
>>157208873Between 1938 1956 Fitzroy were known as the Gorillas.
>>157208855Irish women are better at kicking the footy than the Fremantle Dockers
not reading that
>>157208898Go back to /pol/, pauline.
Lads, Carlton just posted
>>157208898you sound like a fag, no offense
@157208898low effort post. not footy related
Good post but here really isn’t the place for it
>>157208592>shaved anus but front on bush based
Only Pauline can MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN
i don't which game to watch, my indecision cripples me
funky ehh
>>157208924Why does her anus have stretch marks? Can big poos cause that?
>>157208935Carlton
>>157208926NRL
>>157208898this is a sports board
>>157208926Port v Gold Coast for now. It'll finish during the halftime break of Carlton v Brisbane so can switch over and watch the second half.
burgoyne still looks like he weighs 60kg
>>157208940>Well we need immigration because our birth rate is at the lowest level in history.Why is that a valid reason? What is wrong with having less people in the country? It reduces energy demand, overcrowding, inflation, the list goes on.>And we need to keep the housing market stableThe opposite is true. A housing market crash is exactly what the country needs.>If it shrinks our entire economy will implode. So? What's wrong with a smaller economy? Why do you persist with the illusion that we must keep growing the economy? To accommodate an endless supply of smelly undesirable shitskins?>Investing in the military is a retarded waste of money. We can just be diplomatic and stop following the US into wars for israel.Huh? We're not supporting the US's Iran war, and haven't sent troops anywhere since Afghanistan under Bush.Just be diplomatic? And what about when reality starts to catch up? China may very will decide to claim territory without any interest in being diplomatic. Our only shield against a prospective chinese annexation is the increasingly unstable America.
>>157208974>why won't we just have life get worse for everyone
>>157208984As opposed to this?
>>157208984You haven't actually explained how life will get worse, my retarded friend.If a recession is the key to make life unsustainable for shitskin jeets living in australia, then it can only be a good thing. The short term pain is absolutely worth it.
poo cheek lol
>>157209010Call him an, idiot.
>>157208999Of permanent visa applications*, there’s no talk on skilled/work visa restrictions, which make up the majority of in-migration as it stands anyway. She’s a con artist fraud and not one politician here has any interest whatsoever in sincerely improving this country while they benefit personally off its demise.
literally and unmistakably a sports board
are Carlton a meme or legit?
>>157209029Legitimately a meme
>>157208984you think infinite growth = universal good times ? holy shit how fucked zogged are you?
>>157209020Then consider the following: instead of inviting an infinite number of smelly shitskins, how about investigating the root cause of declining birthrates? Or would doing such a thing threaten certain industries and vested interests just a little bit too much?Better yet, perhaps learn to grasp how declining birthrates and the influx of jeets are actually closely related, and tie in to a long-term agenda.
>Australia should downsize its population, 10,000,000 people or so>Australia should increase its military size (which isn't properly manned currently)>That way, when China attack with their 300,000,000 man army our empty boats can defeat them
>>157209020wow so everyone in australia will one day just be kill
>>157209046>how about investigating the root cause of declining birthrates?Girls getting education?>grasp how declining birthrates and the influx of jeets are actually closely relatedWhat do Indians have to do with women getting educations?
>>157209020this isn't a country anymore, it's an economy. the country was deemed unreliable and "having too many variables" so was kil[led in favour of having a pliable tax base from which they can extract maximum value for stakeholders.
BLOOS ARE KILLING IT
Very on topic thread
That and abortions/contraceptions (which are functionally the same thing on a biological level)
>>157209049How about at least one of those options instead of neither like right now?The influx of disgusting jeets might actually have a case if any of them actually enlisted in the military, but they never do, because they don't care about Australia. They come here for labor and the housing market, and when they get management jobs, they always use it to hire more jeets.Meanwhile a weaker military might be more tolerable if it meant deporting the shitskin filth.
>Brisbane are the flag favourites! They're going to beat Freo no problem!!Meanwhile, they're Carlton's bitch.Just guaranteed Hawthorn second place.
>An aboriginal woman has admitted murdering a Newcastle man over a littering comment, while five others have pleaded not guilty and will face trial.>James Callahan, 22, was stabbed and beaten to death in the street in Hamilton on November 17 last year after telling a group of aboriginals not to litter while outside a kebab shop in Hamilton at 2am.>Police allege he was assaulted, followed and ambushed by the group, who yelled “smash him” and “kill him” during a savage attack that was caught on CCTV and in horrific mobile phone footage.>Alivia Muriel Briggs, 35, appeared in Newcastle Local Court via videolink from custody on Wednesday where she pleaded guilty to one count of murder. A sentencing date will be set in the NSW Supreme Court in September, The Newcastle News reported.>Her brother Ryan Sampson, 34, pleaded not guilty to murder and using an offensive weapon in company to commit an indictable offence, and will also have a trial date confirmed in September. Police allege both he and Briggs stabbed Mr Callahan during the attack.>Frank Allen, Jason Talbot and George Fernando pleaded not guilty to murder, and Diane Fernando pleaded not guilty to murder, principal in the second degree.>Another woman, Teelah Cooper, who allegedly helped Sampson avoid arrest, has been charged with being accessory after the fact to murder, but did not enter a plea as facts were disputed, and will appear in court again next month.Why are New South Welsh people like this?
>>157209058My grandmother had an education and had 5 children. Only 2 of her 5 children had kids of their own. And of those 2 to have children, only one has had children. So yeah my family tree is a massive inverted pyramid.
I’m an insomniac
Does anyone have that pic?
bane v bloos is pretty kino
Bloos are shitting it in and you pol faggots won't shut the fuck up. neck yourselves
>>157209084>grandmother had an education and had 5 childrenIt's a general societal thing which may not be accurate on individual levels.In saying that, what decade was she born? Education level? Did she work once she had kids?
>>157209090imagine...
there's a "join the adf" ad screeening during tihe con games, montage of soldiers doing soldier stuff, men, women etc, cut to soldier launching a tiny drone; cuts to his face and he's asian with camo facepaint. I wonbder if when they were storyboarding it, someone said "we need to show the diversity of the adf, so make sure theres a few peppered through the add" but realizedn that putting a soldeir with distinctly asian features launching a lil drone in what looks a lot like australian bush might imply chinese troops landing so chose to make him less 'foreign"?
pissbane kek
>>157209090He's at least semi... right?
>>157209079timing.their.run .ny.arses.to.the.dunny.
>>157209090why did he have a semialso yoko has a nice bod desu
Powerful.
>>157209132>Privatise stuff>Be surprised when private businesses do private business thingsinterdasting.
>>157209119I'm normal and thought of it as a join the adf ad.
what is happening at Carlton
It’s over, Brisbane are finished
Within my generation in my family, none of the women want children. The only people who have expressed interest in such are me, my brother, and our male cousin.
FRASER INRASERIN
damn the bluesers are on
not a single country road tonight
>Brisbane are premiership fav- ACK
hmmmn, shartbane might want to time their run better. whats the whiteboard say?
>>157209151thanks to science, you, your brother and your cis male cousin came become the mothers to the children you consent to bringing into this tax base.
What would you blokes whinge about all day if it was the 90s?
>>157209152>I'll think about whether I want to apply for the jobHe was waiting to see the result of this game. Teague train Mk.II.
>>157209175browns and the milkman fucking my wife
why didn't they play country road when charlie chong kicked his goal?
>>157209158Blues won't be in the finals so this potential loss doesn't mean anything.
>>157209175vietnam fucking shits
>>157209175I’d make up pretend issues, like work being boring although being secure, rewarding, and well paying, like all those late 90s films
morris hurt his back
>>157209186not at the Gabba
>>157209175The GST
>>157209175Nothing. Would be outside building stuff.Not paying for satelite television, so couldn't see half the games. No internet so no reason to turn the computer on.
>>157209175big day out tickets sold out, and they were 50 bucks! fuck, i'm not a millionaire!
Trust.
save some room for dessert
wtf just happened? Blues were leading by 30 weren't they?
just made a milk, sambucca and sour cherries cocktail, it was nice
>>157209175You don't tend to whine too much when things are good.
Kath looking like shit
so funny when a shit cunt side starts playing well when their season is overdo it at the start and you wouldn't be 11th haha
No point getting a job. Can’t buy a house, everything is too expensive, women won’t engage with me anyway, far too many hours for such little return after expenses. What’s the point
do NOT ask me how my supercoach team is going
>>157209082>protecting countrynot even once
Kill umpires. Behead umpires. Roundhouse kick an umpire into the concrete. Slam dunk an umpire baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy umpires. Defecate in an umpires food. Launch umpires into the sun. Stir fry umpires in a wok. Toss umpires into active volcanoes. Urinate into a umpires gas tank. Judo throw umpires into a wood chipper. Twist umpires heads off. Report umpires to the IRS. Karate chop umpires in half. Curb stomp umpires. Trap umpires in quicksand. Crush umpires in the trash compactor. Liquefy umpires in a vat of acid. Eat umpires. Dissect umpires. Exterminate umpires in the gas chamber. Stomp umpires skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate umpires in the oven. Lobotomize umpires. Mandatory abortions for umpires. Grind umpires fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown umpires in fried chicken grease. Vaporize umpires with a ray gun. Kick old umpires down the stairs. Feed umpires to alligators. Slice umpires with a katana.
>>157209254How is your superpussy going?
>>157209011first time i saw this dude play today and legit thought he fell face first in some mud or something
>79 v 61 at half timeHigh scoring footy is back
>>157209268Don't talk about your sister like that.
>>157209269holy casual
>>157208319>>157208337keKkk
>>157209272>61 v 75 in the other game with a few minutes leftGrim low scoring footy is also back.
>seb is a cuckposterhuh.
>>157209046you cannot start telling the population how and when to have kids, the "root cause" of why white australia is not having kids will be a really uncomfortable and ugly conversation that will anger a lot of people, it will also turn really misogynistic and will touch on abortion and all sorts of shit. aus is not the only country grappling with this shit either
>Team desperately needs a goal>Miss it from 25m out on a slight angleFucking SPASTIC.
>>157209131>hasbased gilfchad iykwim haha
>>157209301ummm… no u x
>>157209131>why did he have a semiHe's sitting next to big tittied asian gf with thick bush. Would be weird if he didn't have a semi.
>>157209322Ah. Good.
>>157209175Gun buyback scheme
>>157209309so you believe in continuing to let in an influx of shitskins?
I just don't get hard anymore
>>157209343Crisp human embodiment of video games since 2006
>>157209132Bindians are bindians but easy on the rage bait "news" sites. They'll give you an aneurysm or turn you into an incel yelling at your computer in weeks
>>157209132at least we're not speaking german
The oscar allen experiment has failed
>>157209175meth mostly
>>157209343https://www.nikimpex.com/search.html?ss=20mg+Tadacip+Tadalafil+Tablet
>>157209368he should be playing for the bombers he is that fucking useless
: The Bombers completed the 2011 home-and-away season with exactly 2,217 points for and 2,217 points against
>>157209368It's his first game back after 15 weeks, cut him some slack
>>157209272corr we're so due for a legal high scoring grand final
>>157209381That doesn't sound right
>>157209381I remember this, had equal wins and losses too, the most statistically average team that I have ever seen
James Hird has offered to do it for free
>>157209339no, but good luck trying to talk about this with the white women of Australia without sounding misogynistic or in any way that doesn't encroach on their reproductive rights
>>157209403>rights
>Janny Hird
oh my gosh shut the fuck up you spastics
>Essendon getting ganged up on by #5 and #6 They are FUCKED
You guys really need to have sex, I swear it's not as difficult as you think it is.
its the doctors to lose this year
>>157209422Sex outside of marriage is a mortal sin and sends people to hell.
Shitbane are DONE
6 7
>>157209376how's their shipping like anon?
>>157209343https://f95zone.to/threads/sweet-pension-life-with-nordic-sisters-v1-0-owakinoki.301306/
paging the two faggots that replied to me yesterday when I said freo would easily beat this brisbane team
>>157209422What >>157209428 said, also sticking your pp where other men have done the same is laughable and pathetic
kek the wheels are coming off at Shitbane
>>157209452thanks for the virus dickhead
yeah morris is done moving like a wounded cat
it's gonna be Fred Hawks again isn't it
Walsh spergout kek
lohman is such a flog cunt
>flog>cunttwo reddit wordsgo back to r/afl champ
this is based, Lions are flog cunts
oh look a seething urinebane cuckstomer telling me what to say well done son
we are witnessing the decline of the brisbane lions
>>157209488UH OH BANEPOOF MELTY
Isn’t being the fastest white man a bit like being the tallest midget?
>>157209434i've found them via a solid vouch but haven't actually gotten anything yet. finna modafinil+tadalfil productivity maxxing soon.
>>157209502The youi lions dynasty is CRUMBLING before their eyes
queenslanders really hate being called flogs kek, throws a tanty everytime it's used. flog cunt
maggots desperately trying to keep Shitbane in this
>>157209504no it's more like being the fastest midget logiclet
nrl fella here, why was that tackle a penalty? its just natural grappling?
Do you guys like The The?
>>157209515umps are weak dog cunts
afl is just bread and circus for the goycattle anyway
>umpires should not be on the field>numbers should not be on jumpers>extra points should be awarded for goal celebrations>every quarter should begin with a 1v1 fight between two random players, the winner is awarded 2 goals
>>157209515the tackler didn't put a pillow under his head
>>157209523whoa
absolutely grim areas from the reigning premiers here
>turning into cotton candy>against Carltonlollmao even
>>157209523TRVKE
>>157209524last point is based rest are dogshit
>>157209506okty for the link anyway, been a while since i've had some armo. previous guys i used closed and i haven't found anyone new yetmight try them in a fortnight or two when my jeetbux get in
footy is the real winner tonight :D
>>157209545uhh based?
Why do commentators only call players called charlie by their first name
>>157209537fuckhead goy
>>157209090hung like a horse
brisbane are FUCKED
>>157209549They should call them 'Chuck'.
I expect a kebab on the house tonight
Fagan out coached
IF you wanna be with meTHEN baby there's a price to pay
>>157209563By a rookie interim placeholder
too oldtoo slow
>>157209549Oh yeah and harry. Did it twice just now. Pisses me off desu
Faggot plastic zoomer club getting thumped by fucking Carlton LMAO
When did people start shaving their pubes?
absolutely no surprise to anyone that the virgin neeks here complain about low birth rates thinking its like so easy to raise children
>>157209580It’s not, but it’s unnecessarily over complicated these days
>>157209538good luck either way m8
The eric hipwood experiment has failed
>>157209585how so?t. expecting
the lowest iq people on the planet seem to have no trouble shitting out 10+ kids
>>157209588is this safe to say?
i'm so upset i don't even know what to say
>>157209580>GIVE BIRTH YOU FOIDS *shoves doritos in mouth while wiping the crumbs off his sweaty, unwashed polo and opens up some degenerate hentai game whilst he has /vt/ and /pol/ in his degoogled chrome browser
>>157209594kek
>>157209589Modern influences that impact the environment in which children grow But yeah just keep them off screens (except intentional and timed tv sessions) and the internet and you’ll be basically fine
>>157209588What experiment? He being played in defence? Only just tuned in.
>>157209592Catholics?
>>157209580People aren't not birthing because it's hard to raise kids. They're doing it for money and career reasons, not because the act itself is too hard.
>>157209588Playing him down back over Joyce might have cost them top 4. Contender for all time worst team selection. He's not the only reason Lions lost but he has been horrendous and cost about 6 goals single-handedly.
>>157209587you too thanks thaibro
can the poos keep their end up?
>ill end my bloodline because i want to be able to get a high paying job and travel to europe every year because im a selfish entitled flog
>>157209608It’s that bell curve chart meme thing, dummies and geniuses want lots of children, midwits and pseuds have infinite excuses against having them
>>157209605>He being played in defence?yes and is getting fucked up the arse both he and allen have been useless
>>157209611>might have cost them top 4They're still fine currently. It just means the Hawthorn game is effectively sudden death. Lose that and they finish outside the 4.
Just send your children to daycare? Simple as
there are simply no good teams his year i'm afraid to say
>>157209619crisp white woman
>>157209589I'm four months in, it's amazing. Spend every minute you can with them. It's great if they learn to emotionally regulate with Dad as well as Mum.
>>157209613don't need to, they are power topping shitbane right now
>>157209623>both he and allen have been uselessNo refunds :^)
>>157209625>i before e except after c iykwim haha
>>157209592incredibly afrophobic post this
>>157209623They would've been better off just keeping Hipwood up forward, giving Allen some more time in the 2s and actually bringing in a defender to replace Gallop. Mystifying. Hipwood's confidence is going to be destroyed for the rest of the year and Allen has looked slow up forward.
>>157209633he learned that from Noah Balta
>>157209630cheers ladany moment now desu
How much should I bet on Lions coming back to win from here?
>>157209652everything you own
brisbane?more like jizzgay
>>157209649nta but good luck matedon't forget to keep them away from corruptionmandatory schooling is actually shit
bane playhawkssunspiesthey probably win 1 of those, 2 if they're luckyfred and swans are too far ahead, cats have a soft draw, hawks are 1.5 wins ahead,bane won't make top 4
Can we all agree Huddo is a much better commentator than Gerard Whateley?
>>157209659go suns btw
>>157209667They’re both awful
>>157209659no but steven may
>>157209667The commentary team tonight has been fucking awful. They should pay me to listen to King and Riewoldt dribble verbal diarrhoea all over each other.
>St. Kilda vs Carlton next week>Winner plays finals> . . .>Saints got absolutely heemed by injuries todayCan't stop da blooos.
>>157209228umm, I'd like to withdraw all my holdings in banecoin, please sar.
>>157209677Whateley is still worse.Get on Kayo, look for the Carlton vs Essendon replay from several weeks back, and start at the moment in the 3rd quarter when Carlton kick a point to hit the lead.You cannot convince me Whateley isn't the worst commentator after hearing that.
thought these lion niggas was good
GREEDY FUCKING SMALL FORWARDSI HATE THEM SO MUCH, ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
told youse blokes the gf would be cats v hawks months ago
I don't think Brisbane's pressure rating has been over 150 all night. They just expected to come and win.
the prideful lions
>>157209701no but freo
>>157209703>They just expected to come and win.They've been doing this all year. To be fair it doesn't really matter as long as they make finals but they've had some dogshit performances. Remember the GWS game.
>>157209382they cut him some slack, its called the eagles;. he then played catchups with the premiers and couldnt handle it. now hes cookewd and useless. sure hes not a boong?
I've seen enoughgive the trophy to the giants
>>157209701cats semi exit
Might kiss my colleague
>drop ball then throw your arms outpathetic
>>157209725giwtwm (kissing my colleague not you)
me to zoom zooms: do thiszoomies: imma finna do the EXACT oppositewhy are zoomies loeik THis fellas
July premiers
that kids got moves
Is Charlie Cameron playing tonight?
>ill end my bloodline because I have a 5 inch peniscrisp me
america is fucking weird, everyone acts like they’re the main character in life
>>157209738cuz u a straight unc deadass
>getting picked apart by nu-Carltonembarrassing
it was based when micklord was tent posting
>>157209747because america is the main character
Fuck i'm knackered doing absolutely nothing
>>157209748ca$h u outside howaaboudda champ
>>157209753conceding 20+ goals and not even breaking 100 themselves...
>Brisbane's percentage has dropped below Geelong and within range of Adelaide (who are playing Essendon)Legit might've cost themselves a top 4 spot tonight.
>>157209696go kelli btw
>>157209769Hi Jaidyn
ummmmmmmmm...... why are brisbane losing by 50 points to carlton?
I enjoy 7s coverage
>>157209703>I don't think Brisbane's pressure rating has been over 150 all night.It was at 103 five minutes into the fourth quarter and doing absolutely nothing has a baseline of 100. Lazy, arrogant performance.
acres you greedy cunt kek
>>157209725post her arse
>>157209779l to the mao
>>157209592they also dont spend all their time online arguing with people and posting frog pics.
>>157209783oh yeah my b china is the main character
>>157209740pride always comes before the fall
why do bane just randomly shit themselves against mid teams like carlton and gws and concede like 140 points
>>157209799Lmao malding
>>157209801idk lol
>>157209801They drew against North last year.Ultimately, everything is just a bit boring for them. Winning from the wildcard position will be more fun this year.
>>157209800>be proud of being the first gay club>be divinely punished by devout Catholic clubbit in this
oh shit that lil bloos nigga's from koroit?
>>157209801pea heart downhill skiers. hardest I've seen them work all night is appealing for frees
> cuz u a straight unc deadass
>>157209788all part of their plan. timing their run, but daylight sdavings and umpires and sydney and charlie curnow and and and teachers and INDIANS and and guzman y gomez and prictorians and the cmfeu and thats why
GAPED
era ending loss this
freo & gws are the only good teams in the comp
>>157209830you forgot da bloos champ
simply don't think a team that gets raped by carlton should be allowed to win a premiership. really would make a mockery of the whole thing
Not going to watch the end of this shit, so pissed off, going to pulverise my arsehole to calm down I’m so mad
>>157209830you forgot the swans champ
Still think of Carlton as the shittest team in the comp because they were when I started watching footy in 2005
>23.102000 ahh score
>17 individual goal kickers for CarltonImagine being the guy who didn't kick a goal, haha
carly missed lads
>>157209827The days of domination are over
>>157209849Was looking at that. Last week or so an anon brought up a game (comeback?) where the scores were something like 25.9 vs 24.9.The accuracy was so unusual that I went looking to see if any had been close to that recently but they always sprayed it too much.Carlton were close until that latest behind.
why can’t the afl buy 20 or so of these to replace the umpires? They could easily afford it
>>157209842*bangs tradie*
>>157209863damn thats a lot cheaper than i expectedwonder what the upkeep costs are like for one of these
>3rd time in over a decade you kick 150>against a back to back premierlol KWAB Bitchbane
>>157209819But they're the antithesis of downhill skiers. They don't even put their skis on unless they're playing good teams. Against lower teams they just roll down the straight hill into a tree.
>>157209863
KWAB CRIPPA
release the gay porn
>>157209885Fuck up, idiot.
bane do this every year tbqhwon't be surprised at all if they win the flag anyways
>>157209891don't take it out on us banepoof
>>157209892holy kek
Baneniggas, I will now hear your reasons for being arsefucked again after saying the GWS arsefucking was an anomaly. please form an orderly queue and stop weeping please.
>>157209891this>>157209892maybe don't stand so close next time kid
i can smell what the blues are cooking
>Brisbane had a +1 game, +7% buffer against Adelaide>Going to end up behind them by tomorrow nightKWAB
this game will be as consequential as the 2007 granny
>>157209892>the girl in yellow laughingkek
>>157209900simply charging up for finals mate
You realise this sport is so shit once you leave Melbourne and learn about rugby league, soccer etc
Plunging my arse is the only way I could enjoy tonight after the way my Lions have played
>>157209893this isn't groundhog day, la.>>157209891I didn't consent to seeing all that man on man rape, I dont consent to any more tonight.
ynr that interminable drivel darcy moore shat out after thst anzac day game
>Shitbane
>>157209940
>>157209923never heard of her
now what
did you guys enjoy Super Saturday(tm)?
>>157209955Let's all watch the same kino
2024>brisbane have choked top four, they can't win the flag2025>brisbane got belted by gold coast, they can't win the flag>brisbane got belted by geelong in the QF, they can't win the flag2026>brisbane got belted by carlton, they can't win the flagYOU ARE HERE>brisbane got belted by freo in the QF, they can't win the flag
>>157209961Hated it. Questioning how I'm spending my short time left on this Earth.
>>157209955I’m fingering my bum
>>157209970>2026>QFlol
>>157209992
anyone gonna post gay porn
I'd be up for some straight pornwas at costco today so I have seen far too many unattractive people haha
carlton will take the outright lead in the premiership tally
what if..... no porn?
>>157209863>Goes to pick up a ball from the bottom of a pack>Malfunctions
>>157210033Shalom.
>>157210039Corrrr can you imagine?
>11pm>cracked another pepsi maxmy life is a mess
>>157209892
>>157210039>>157210053kek i love these keep em coming
>>157210052what's even bad about that? what number are you on?
>>157210052I'll say, it's not even 11pm. Look at you, daude. A fucking mess. All hopped up on Pepsi Max. You'll end up like Ken Hinkley.
>>157210058>WE'RE GETTING KILLED ALL OVER THE GROUND AND HE'S SITTING THERE DRINKING HIS PEPSI MAX
This >>157210053 is the same robot from >>157209863?It's tiny.
>>157210053AHHHHHH ME NUTS
What if robots could link to and process a LLM? that’d be crazy
>>157210062Where's the human tradie coming in and pushing the robot over and smashing up the plasterboard?
>>157210062why do they make them humanoid? why not give it more limbs?
There's one thing that I can do that robots will never be able to.
>>157210083Because the things they're doing were designed for humans to do.
>>157210086Feel loneliness?
>>157210094Yes.
>>157210097Crisp, same
>>157210097https://youtu.be/eCfOD0yrvOo
>>157209827Nah, we'll rebound. Too many outs in defense, Allen should've moved back there in the 2nd half but fagan may not have wanted to risk losing him straight away like he did Coleman.
>>157210083
*bangs hammer*
can you marry these robots and have kids with them
*bangs hammer with 100% more efficiency than human without break for 12 hours straight*
>>157210105I haven't heard this album in years
>>157210121yes mate my brother got one from cambodia
Business idea: Robot sex doll wives with cyborg incubator wombs
business idea: i'm reborn as a handsome man
where is blue plate sperg? i hope you ok bro
business idea: afl but they make the game good
>>157210138here mate, thanks. how you doing?
I always worry for playwright anon
>>157210142they almost managed this with gaelic football but unfortunately stuffed it by removing the ability to tackle the man
>>157210145
quietly catching feels for the workfu but she's out of my league
>>157210133Women wouldn't allow it. Would claim it's rape or something.>Goes to the sperm bank to become a solo mum girl bosssss
>>157210149I'm scared he will realise he is too good for us.
don't shit where you eat
>>157210169this but nas
>>157210171I never understood this phrase.
>>157210178don't put your nasty where your nice is
>>157210178what don't you understand? they are both activities you need to do but you don't do them in the same place because it ruins both of them.
>>157210192I just feel there could be a better analogy, a less crass one.
eat where you shit
i don't shit at work
does the pope shit in the woods where he eats?
got heaps of projects i want to do around the house but the cold sucks the energy out
>>157210149Is he actually writing a play or does he just like the idea of it?
don't yuck your yum
never understood diy culture>to relax from work, i will… DO MORE WORK FOR FREE!
>>157210214don't shit where you eat
>>157210220ahhhhh after a long week of cutting up timber i can't wait to get in the shed and cut some timber
I'm a fraud.
Got a bike to lose weight before winter, shit weather’s meant I’ve hardly touched it
>>157210220it is different, obviously as humans we are goal-oriented beings and to create something with your own hands and brain and see it through is cool
>>157210237based Lohmann
>>157210238don't bike when you eat
>>157210241People can have goals without giving more needless unpaid work to themselves though
if you don't laugh you'll cry
>>157210252So true
don't eat your shit when you eat
>>157210149right here m8had a few red winesfinally gotten loose enough to post the first chapter of my novel on /lit/, but maybe you'd like to read it instead?also dw about my ego, I'm already aware many people think my writing's shit>>157210218I'm writing a novel where half of it is in the form of a play. Also have an idea for another thing...
>>157210250it is only really work if you don't enjoy itif you enjoy it, it's closer to play than worksome people are made to craft things and always be busy
>>157210165feels good knowing the only women out of my league are all below my league
people who need to always be busy can't sit comfortably with themselves
>>157210266As a literary mind, I'm curious as to where you stand on the "don't eat where you shit" analogy?
>>157210266A bit late for me to start reading, just wanted to make sure you’re okayGlad to see you haven’t given up, good stuff
>>157210220there's a difference between doing work for shlomo silverstein and doing work for your family, friends, and your people
>Carlton is gonna get sucked into giving the job to a caretaker saviour again off the back of a win against the Lions putting in one of their dismal, lazy performanceslol
>>157210266>emily wont avoid the colddumb bitch
i don't like lazy people
>>157210303OH NO
>>157210303oh no!
>I must always be PRODOOOOCTIVEtruly a bizarre perspective, surely not of stable mind
>>157210303read the solar anus
>>157210289L: Brisbane 100 - 89 Carlton (Voss' last game)W: Carlton 74 - 62 Western Bulldogs (Fraser's first game)W: Port Adelaide 58 - 92 Carlton W: Carlton 88 - 84 Geelong W: Essendon 67 - 72 Carlton W: GWS Giants 65 - 88 Carlton W: Carlton 117 - 64 West Coast W: Richmond 72 - 74 Carlton L: Carlton 39 - 103 Hawthorn L: Collingwood 90 - 69 Carlton W: Carlton 110 - 97 Gold Coast W: Carlton 154 - 78 Brisbane If memory serves the Dogs were wrecked by injury for their game.Geelong and Brisbane the only unexpected wins? Carlton have always had the wood over Geelong though so not even sure that one was unexpected.>Almost lost to Essendon>Lost to CollingwoodIck.
hope fuel prices keep going up. australians need to realise we’re long past the point of feeling entitled to live like kings
>>157210313>>157210314samefag
I must coom
>>157210363good goy
>>157210277it's fine, but dogmatically adhering to any maxim is a bit silly
Don't make me beat the shit out of you
>>157210382crazy how shortsighted and inefficient private-car-centric infrastructure is
>>157210317mehwhat am i missing?
Don't make me eat the shit out of you
>on demand, direct, personal transportation is inefficientagain with the shit takes
>>157210449reckon i will
>>157210450lrn2economicsandinfrastructure
>>157210466It could be reasonably efficient if the meatsacks behind the wheel were removed.
>>157210449based me to eleni
>>157210126the robot is better than the tradie who is better than you. ok.
>>157210382you've got no idea how we work, the way we do it and, well, about anything at all. but putting 'tradie' in the sentence doesn't magically make it apply to me or any of the others I know
even for aflw, north sydney oval is comically smallthe centre square was a rectangle and the 50m lines were more like 40ms
>>157210863it was perfect for aflw. game would be much improved if they reduced the length of the ground by 25-30 metres
>>157210969>it was perfect for aflw. would be much improved if they reduced the lengthbut enough about my dick
Sleep schedule is fucked... slept for 4 hours now totally awake.Fuckin bullshit, didn't even get to watch Carlton win
>>157210765>tradie who is better than you
just got spitroasted by 2 of my uni classmates
>>157211929corr that's hot post the tape kelli
end of season /afl/ wind up in pattaya lads
up and at em lads>>157214457>>157214457
