KNUCK CHADS, we're a little over SIX BONGS away from BKFC Fight Night Newcastle! Lewis Garside vs Bradley Taylor for the BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP is the main event. Free legal stream for US (and maybe some international) viewers here: https://www.fubosportsnetwork.com/ You can also watch on Fubo Sports Network via the Tubi app on one of your TV streaming devices.
I will be enjoying bowls of KNUCKLE STEW during the card.The co-main event of the evening is STEW Martin vs Lewis Keen. KNUCKLE STEW provides nutritious and filling SUSTENANCE as well as ENERGY for watching BIG KNUCKS!
I hope everyone stocked up on BUCKED UP energy drinks for the great KNUCKS today!
The card also features John Ferguson who enjoys crashing cars when he's not KNUCKING
>meth punchDo britbongs use much meth? How would bongs fare against our mightiest KNUCKING meth heads?
>>157209658There are surprisingly few tattoos
KNUCK CHADS, we're going live in just 35 bings! GET READY! Get STEADY!
>tfw your KNUCK chad bros are still asleep or busy stealing copper
What's the over under on how many stretchers we see today? 2.5?
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>>157212974anything can happen in NEWCASTLE!
>>157213026KNUCKCASTLE
>>157213034HUGE MARKETING MISS not changing the city name!
I hope we see some NON STOP KNUCKS today
>>157213046I will be writing to the mayor and possibly the British version of a city council
>>157213063oh we are going to have some hardcore ones today. weigh ins were under 20 minutes. KNUCKERS ARE SERIOUS
>>157213093Ready for that METH MONEY. Anything can happen in England!
>>157213103ENGLAND KNUCKS!
Bout to get some coffee to give myself EXTRA ENERGY for the next bout famalams
FACE TAT FIGHT!
>>157213299Make sure to mix some BUCKED UP in that brew
I thought it was curtains for Curtin but he's been UNFINISHABLE
>>157213582he refuses to throw over THREE punches
Curtin call status: CANCELLED
>>157213416>face tat fight >end in a drawnow thats pottery
Curtin had him staggered in the second and let up, and landed that hook at the end of the third that rocked him. He can take a punch and should drop some weight
Harry Bray on this one
Country Music SUPERSTAR and multi platinum artist Alan Jackson reffing this fight
commercial free. Bucked Up does this shit for the KNUCKERS
>>157213121Hardcore Fighting Championship is Hardcore
>SHOUTOUT TO BARE KNUCKLE NATION
>>157213103smack addict ref picked up from the local bus station and thrown in the ring
>>157213810>commercial free.I'm watching on Tubi so I can watch on my TV and between fights I get ads for scammy looking gambling apps and dog food (my dog already gets ROYAL CANIN. I will not feed her TV GARBAGE)
>>157213904Does your country ever use meth or is that more of an American thing?
I appreciate that fight full of KNUCKDOWNS
>>157213974definitely more of an american thingwe like heroin, alcohol, cocaine, speed (amphetamine) and MDMAoh, and ket
>>157213924>using Tubi and treating the pooch right Respect.
Mike who?
I can spot a roided fighter when I see one
>>157214099We need a fighting league where steroids are mandatory. Get some big roid raging muscle thugs in there fighting to KILL
>>157214151BKB: Prison Division
the universe listens. exhaustion KNUCK ran that tank to E
>>157214200They should start holding PRISON KNUCK championships. WINNERS get their FREEDOM, losers get METH and COMMISSARY FUNDS
>>157214327Thats a billion dollar script right there. KNUCK the SYSTEM. losers have to enter team KNUCKLE YARD WARS
Moir can be blitzed but can Cave throw hands
Moir is setting up a big right hook. Caves getting worked around the ring
>>157214302I'm not sure anything can top the EXHAUSTION KO from GAMEBRED MMA
CAVE CAVE CAVE CAVE
>>157209697PS: KNUCKLE STEW RECIPE for the true KNUCK CHADS KNUCKLE STEWIngredients:Hamburger (in honor of dudes getting their faces turned into hamburger by BIG KNUCKS)CarrotsCeleryOnions (in honor of the TESTOSTERONE POWERING PROPERTIES of onions. The green, white, and orange of the carrots also honor the Irish BKFC part owner Conor McGregor and that Irish obsessed American who got WHIPPED OUT at a BKFC)1 tsp Italian seasoning (in honor of that Italian BKFC fighter who is covered in a big tattoo)1 can of tomatoes (in honor of fighters KOing BIG MEATY TOMATO CANS)2 cups beef broth (in honor of the big beefy heavyweights)Freshly cracked pepper (a little spice in honor of the SPICY KNUCKS)2 tsp Worcestershire sauce (in honor of the British tradition of KNUCKING)3 cloves garlic (vampire prevention)1 TBSP onions sauce (for umami)Cup of frozen peas (in honor of putting a bag of frozen peas on your face to help the swelling after a BIG KNUCK)POTATOES (some starch in honor of dudes getting STARCHED in the squared circle)Brown the hamburger in a skillet, throw everything except the peas into a slow cooker, cook for 8 hours on low or until it seems done, add a cup of frozen peas, wait for the peas to heat up, DEVOUR
Draw
>>157209702the small ring needs to be mandatory
Alan Jackson not following the unified rules of KNUCK and boxing
What the hell happened there with the timeout?
This card hasn't been bad, but it could use more KNUCKSit looks like we've got a SERIOUSLY EXHAUSTED MAN tho
>>157214787First time the shoe blew out and was legit but they should inspect a fighter with extremely worn wrestling shoes. The second was him turning his back placing his foot on the rope to get the toe of his other shoe taped. Vet tricks to get rest and sneak a UD loss
>>157214842Some are brewing
>>157214865These two heavyweights look like HARD HITTING THUGS
>>157214886Boyle would be a beast at IRON WEIGHT
Whew, this playa's face looks like the inside of a hot pocket.
>>157215071It all Boyles down to the POCKET in the 5th
punish NEWCASTLE with a small ring and matchups against only POLISH
This card has had a SEVERE KNUCK DROUGHT
>>157215185our fault for thinking bongs would fight
>>157215185Sturgis wont let us down. Tits, tattoos and KNUCK
>>157215240The Trigon solves these problems with 60 degree corners
>>157215305I actually kinda like the triangle it's goofy but does make the fights interesting, you really have to move so guys don't trap your in the corners
>>157215336its the best ring in sports for that reason.
Cut these bums so they can fight in the streets
>>157215398based
never bring the big ring to Newcastle again. make these faggots fight
Lytle is as shocked as I am
They must do these cards to turn you on fighters because these two BUMS will never have my pick unless they provide some fresh KNUCK
>UD>UD>UD>UD>UDWHAT THE FUCK
Has there ever been a BKFC card with so few KNUCKS? This is a national disgrace. Parliament needs to investigate.
>>157215490These final two fights are going to change that! KNUCK GODS wouldnt do this to the KNUCKSTERS
Keen losing by devastating knockout is what the highlights need
>>157214636STEW MARTIN IS FIGHTING RIGHT NOW!
A lot of dancing to setup fuck all
>>157214481EXHAUSTION strikes again. THE TANK RAN DRY
This is a pretty exhausting card
>>157215697I might make a second pot of coffee. At least I've gotten some work done between fights.
>>157215754KNUCK that work out
Taylor is a last minute fill in
this is a scrap
>>157215838almost had a finish. lets see what the doctors say
Another no KNUCKOUT BOUT. Very strange.
another decision
I do like when the belt is upside down
