Bruno Guimaraes in editionMedical on mondayWill vini come?
Yes
>>157213857>>157213857Well they bought Viera for €40 million and his deal expires next summer alongside a bunch of dudes so it's trying to make as much money after years of low or no offers.
First for Bruno g is fucking shit
oh and FUCK Jorginho for scraping my man's elbow with his stupid head
it's over. arteta OUT.
DOWMAN IS GOD
Bodied that girona cunt and bagged a goal
MAAAAAX
dowGOAT. arteta IN.
propah goal that, these faggy girona cuunts need to be taught a lesson
DOWGOD
Did Dowman have a nickname? I cannot fucking remember at all.
JAYZOOOOOZ
I'd absolutely fuck this ref, who is she
>she pulls out the red card after you try to talk her upWhat do?
>>157213899Where is Alvarez
HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN NOW FUCKING SELL HIM ASAP
referee is my waifu. I claimed her
>didnt thank the Lordnot based mr gayzoos
isn't it embarrassing to pretend to be hurt in front of an attractive woman
4 artetas ins to 1 arteta out
>>157214009i am using max goalmanthat's extra 5m on hazooz pricetag
Somebody pls buy Jesus now>Viera, Jesus, reiss Nelson, norgaard and martinelli all expiring in summer 2027After norgaard sale I hope we get some money for everyone
Apologise.
>>157214025Marta heurta de aza
>>157214025I like how the disappearing spray sits just above her sweaty arse.
>>157214054nevermost punchable face in football, even over fernandes or cucurella
I know it's only a friendly but Tzolis seems really promising. >>157214049>goalman I feel like he had a proper one but maybe not>that's extra 5m on hazoozNice, >we can sell him for 6m now.
-5M off Jesus price for that
>>157214064he's eyebrows make him look like a confused puppy
>>157214032I literally claimed her when she walked out of the tunnel with the ballNice try
>>157214081Yeah but no one feels like they want to punch a confused puppy. Jesus on the other hand
real madrid drew with these twice last season
Vini's agent is just using Arse to get a better deal at RM
>>157214119doesn't look like it workedif he takes what they've offered he's cucked himself
KEPA KEPA KEPA KEPA >>157214111Kek, this game is how >we convince Vinicius
nice arteta's nephews are on
>>157214078What I like about tzolis so far is his ability to keep the ball when making a move and being decisive no matter what.
Game is free on arsenals YouTube channel btw
>>157214119Either vini backs off his wage demands and becomes a good little servant boy to mbappe or leaves. It's a matter if he wants to jump now or in 12 months with a massive signing bonus. If he tries to leave on free I wonder what Florentino and mou would do to him to make him jump earlier. Or just freeze him out.
>>157214130they called his bluff and i think he will cuck
>>157214142>KEPA KEPA KEPA KEPAWait, that's Meslier >>157214146Yeah, he seems like he just wants to always get on with it, which is incredibly refreshing to see. Hopefully >we get to make use of that when the season starts.
Vini Whonior?
That's another 5m off Jesus's price tag. We're currently sitting at -4m.
might actually win a cup with meslier over kepa
Not to jinx it or anything but Tzolis looks like the kind of player that never gets injured
>>157214210m8
too drunk to see the numbers on shirts and the commentators have given up after all those subs. who is on?
>>157214201he actually looks like a first team GK, dude could be starting at a mid table club
>>157214224Meslier, Nelson, Kabia, Ibrahim, Copley, Clarke, O'Neill, Hairy Man's Anus, Ogunnaike
>>157214225>>157214201Meslier had promise before his leeds stint. Hopefully our coaching helps him out. Kepa is just too wild to be a keeper.
>>157214225That is quite literally what Kepa was when >we bought him lol. He was a starter for Bournemouth and they finished 9th.
>>157214239thanks russia. who's that giant number 34 of girona?I will go to bed after I find out!
this hydration break shite will only further destroy la liga
>>157214296Well you're not going to bed then are ya
>>157214300are they actually gonna do that during the season?
>>157214296lanki taalaad
Ibrahim midfielder is alright
>>157214319thank you. good night.
ooooff
>>157214329only over 32 celcius apparentlyhopefully very rare outside of summer
how are the ngoobuz doing
>>157214434absolute sloppa since the subs
That one Girona player has more hair than the referee and Calafiori combined
only real positive: meslier is an upgrade
Fuckin ell how many yoofs did >we bring?
>>157214487easy there lad lets not get in front of our skis
this o'neil lad seems promising. may i add the ref looks sexually attractive and also beautiful
Crazy to think that Reiss is the last Wenger player.
>first trophy of the season
what a performance0 injuries
>>157214546that is crazy. since winning the league, I feel like the Wenger years have well and truly faded
great game, fun to see tzolis and the lads>gyok still anonymous even against 2nd tier spanish farmers in a friendly>bruno g signing news breaking during the game is a complete mood killer and i hate this fucking donkey>dowman looks good
Are they playing Game of Thrones music? >>157214589Tbf it's not like Reiss had much to do with it. But yeah, still pretty wild.
Aww, Norgaard is still there
>>157214603>Are they playing Game of Thrones music?yeah lmao just as kai got a BIG FUCKING STAR
Back to Back EPL
>30 minute subsBut why?
>atrociously ugly>longest skillz compilation on youtube>thinks he is bigger than RM>victim of racismIt's Özil all over again
>EXCL: Everton reach agreement in principle with Arsenal to sign Christian Norgaard. Still needs formalising but 32yo midfielder set to join #EFC from #AFC for in region of £7m & expected to undergo medical next week ahead of proposed move @TheAthleticFC
FUCK BRUNO G
>>157214119If he come here he'll shit up the place for 3 years then go back to Brazil
>>157214725Should help us pay two months of Vini's salary. Good business.
>>157214119Vini’s agent is Jay z who is an Arsenal fan and knows kronky personally kek.It’s over.He’s ours now.
>>157214725Thanks for the memories
>>157214645Kek. He’s such a retard I love him
AFTV has gone all in with african identity now. It's an african channel.
4 seasons ago. Paquetá and Richarlisob. Everything would be different.
>>157215122yeah we wouldve been relegated. different indeed.
>>157215154
>>157215122Se mata.
>Mikel Arteta: “Viktor Gyökeres will stay, yes”.
ARSENAL SNATCHED UP WEST HAM'S CAPTAIN GIMME DATARSENAL SNATCHED UP NEWCASTLE'S CAPTAIN GIMME THAT
>>157215659one is the best midfielder in the leaguethe other is complete shit
it's only a mono of time
>you know that team that got eliminated at R16 of the WC>Let's sign their players
Manchester United are investigating whether a deal for Myles Lewis-Skelly is possible & are aiming to see whether Arsenal would do business, given Arsenal plan to spend big over the next few weeks.Arsenal prefer to keep Lewis-Skelly, but there is a sense the situation could change if they complete an expected deal for Bruno Guimarães & another for Vinicius Junior. The changed dynamic could mean him having to re-assess his future. [@MiguelDelaney]They can have him for 100m
Arsenal will want to sell to balance ins & outs if they pull off their priority business, but Myles Lewis-Skelly is NOT one of those they are actively looking to sell. The club will listen to offers for Reiss Nelson, Gabriel Jesus, Gabriel Martinelli & Viktor Gyökeres. [@MiguelDelaney]
>>157215801100M is a fair price
>>157215801id prefer if they did a swoop for bruno g. such a manure coded player
>>1572158121. Fuck Julian Alvarez keep gyokeres 2. MLS is going nowhere 3. Martinelli will likely be sold because people actually want him unlike Jesus and reiss.4. Nwaneri will likely be loaned out again (if not outright sold) if he doesn't show up this pre season
>>157215727Why not
>>157215727>wet spam almost got relegated>lets not sign their captaincome on now brother...
>>157215801fuck off, i was happy to sign Bruno G, but if his signing opens the door to MLS leaving then i'd rather we never bought himif we sell MLS we're going to regret it for the next decade
>>157215801Arteta literally just said Gyok is staying a few hours ago
>>157215801I'd be fucking off that coward zubimendi before thinking of letting MLs leave.
>>157215812Why gyokeres? He's a good player. He doesn't suit the sharteta system but no one really does. They all play well with freedom, gyokeres suits more flowing play. But in the hold up play where they boot the ball to him, surrounded by 3 players completely isolated, he does well. Alverez cannot do that.So if they get alverez are they changing playstyle? Because if they are gyokeres would get a new lease of life. Retarded transfer policy once again.
>>157215727It is a little worrying to have too many hues
I fully believe that Tzolis is going to be better for >us than even the most positive expectations people have been having. Once >we sign Vini, LW is going to go from Arsenal's biggest need to its greatest strength.
>>157216550Especially nowadays, with the whiny generation. If the rumours are right and Arsenal is humoring another RM player, I can only imagine it will be Endrick, and that would be funny. All three big disappointments from the WC (despite Guimarães being the best player we had during the tournament).
>>157216613Would RM really be interested in selling Endrick? I could see a loan, but likely not to us.
>>157216688I think 'maybe'. They sold García and Mourinho allegedly asked for another CF arguing Endrick isn't the profile he wants. I think he will either be loaned again or sold to a Ligue 1 team or something like that, but there is also that rumor about Arsenal aiming for another RM player and I can only think of him.Endrick is a weird case in my opinion. He is hailed here as a really special talent (especially by the media, and you cannot trust the media about football at all here) but no one seems to want him or give him a chance, not even the NT. And he fucked up his chances in the WC. IF the rumors are true and IF they are about Endrick, I also don't see him fitting the haramball Arteta plays, but at the same time he is the kind of good boy Arteta likes. In my opinion, he is just Jesus 2.0 (early access).
>>157216748I wouldn't be against Endrick just because he's still so young and if the price isn't high. I just don't believe RM would sell him. I would think maybe Asencio if he wasn't injured.
>>157216748The "other player" can be endrick but i think it's kwabavinga, unfortunately.Regardless both of em are subpar. Much rather do business similar to tzolis from a random league than these overhyped shitters
>>157216512>What they are able to do with the ball, with individual actions, I haven't seen it. It's not the plan to play in certain areas when you don't have the ball but they force you to do that, so even more credit to the players.>on if he’ll look to emulate PSG’s style of player in the future:>Yes, and the individual action that they have for sure. Then you have to get into the competition with all the squad available in every moment, each player. We have had many more players than last season but not all of them in that condition for different reasons. That's something that we have to improve on as well.I think Arteta knows that players can make the difference now the UCL final showed him that he needs to give them more freedom
>>157217108Camavinga is a workhorse. Hes the direct Rice relief.
>>157217108I find it hard to believe that it's yet another midfielder with the Bruno G move on.
>>157214054I apologize we didnt sell you 2 years ago to Arabia. Sharteta ruined your life.
>>157217241It's probably a plan B in case bruno's deal falls through/fell through.>>157217231I respect your opinion, camavinga however is a retarded footballer. Another overhyped average low iq player that was sent to the moon by the retarded RM fanbase after they robbed a couple of UCLs
>>157214054There are really no Saudi clubs out there that would take a 5-time PL champ and Olympic Gold medalist? Really?
>Havertz/Vini for UCL knockouts, cup finals, and the Big 6>Gyok/Tzolis for shittersQuadruple incoming
>>157217597Merino for clutch. Quintuple.
>>157217300He is dumb. Like really dumb.
>>157217597>Arteta rotatingbiggest hurdle
>>157217712I mean this is the same guy who got a 2nd yellow against us last year in the QF by kicking the ball away.....
I don't want Vini at Arsenal because Vini couldn't get a deal done with Real Madrid.I think the odds of this signing is pretty low anyway. It's too outrageous.
>>157217879>I mean this is the same guy who got a 2nd yellow against us last year in the QF by kicking the ball away.....That was 2 years ago fella
>>157218079>Arsenal defeated Real Madrid 3-0 in the UEFA Champions League quarter-final first leg at Emirates Stadium on April 8, 2025.Saar pls do the needful and lay off the weed.
>>1572181192 seasons ago = 2 years quick maths
Vini liked Jesus' IG post. It's a done deal.
BREAKING! Vinícius is NO LONGER excited about renewing with Real Madrid. The negotiations between Vinícius and Real Madrid have completely STOPPED. @jorgenicola
>>157219066>guy banned from SA futebol reddit because he just makes shit up like Fabrizio Romano>always making headlines about Flamengo's players with no sourceswell he got the Joao Pedro signing to Chelsea thing right. Except after he joined Brighton from Flamengo.
>>157219066I am no longer excited about anything regarding this saga as well
CB,RB and Vini WHEN?
/r/gunners was never close to being this bustling. Is this what it's like to be the bandwagon club again?
>pretends to go for "top target">bamboozle you into spending your entire war chest on that player >goes for the next "top target">bamboozle you into 5 more years of dressing room cancer >the actual top target is already signed and banging in goals
>>157220837Within 3 years he will be the best player in the Premier League.
>>157220232but you’ve always been here
>>157214027suck her penis
>>157214054he looks like boyd holbrook
>>157217142Interesting post. This style of football is fucking retarded. It lost the CL final. It lost the WC semi final for England. You can okay a slightly less offensive game if you need like teams always have. Leave a player or two back, slower on build up but giving opposition the ball when they're the best attacking teams in the world is really dumb. If you don't show any threat they'll send everyone up.I games sharteta is too scared to give gyokeres support up front during transition, so he loses the ball constantly. But that is the tactic. They use him as a hold up player to waste a few seconds up front until they attack again. Shocking how they've made it this far. Testiment to the keeper, defence and midfielders.
Maybe for peace of prosperity having Vinicius and Tzolis might change the way we way from haramball to free flowing exciting football. We've seen the all kinds of philosophies anyway since Arteta's tenure it just happens parking the bus works to win titles.
>>157221228Only if he's allowed to play with freedom. Those direct dribbles and runs he does are lethal. But we see few players ever make them and when they do it's like a lease of life. Every player in the team is better than they show from attacking sense they just have to be given the chance to play their game.
>>157221962The smaller games need to be free exciting football. But even in big games when they try and often succeed in getting early goals, they look great. But the inevitable hedgehog order send them into a pathetic little defensive formation and suddenly fingernails get chewed.
>>157221950>Testiment to the keeper, defence and midfielders.Can Raya get 4 golden glove awards in a row.
>>157221996If he doesn't then no PL title
if vini jr is so good why couldn't brapzil beat norgay?
>>157222060Good point, we should try and sign Haaland.
>>157222060why can't pooland qualify for a world cup while norway can?
>>157222155because lewandgogski hates our country
>>157213899I know Arsenal is a joke football club, but did they watch Brazil in the World Cup and thought it would be a good idea to bring that losing aura?
>>157222433We're not bringing Vini and Bruno G is unironically a top 3 midfielder in the league.
I don't know what Vini wants at Madrid they treated him like shit and brought in a manager that called him a fucking liar and are trying to sign the man he claim "stole" his Balon d'Or. He'd at least get 6 months of being treated like a God before the fans turn on him here.
>>157222555It's a signing I don't want to see but at the same time I'm fascinated to see how it unfolds.
I'd rather have nicolas jackson than enduring another season with that donkey up front
>>157221996Funny how all of this was essentially for naught thanks to Gabriel's penalty miss
@MarioCortegana: “Vinicius Junior is asking for a package around, but not quite reaching, €30m net per season. That breaks down into several parts, including something completely unprecedented in Real Madrid’s history - a renewal bonus.”“This is going to be the key sticking point, it has been from the start. While Vinicius is open to lowering his demands, as long as the renewal bonus remains on the table, I see little chance of the talks progressing - that’s my opinion. He wants a truly historic contract.”
No one cares retards
Real Madrid have offered him a deal around 20m, he's not going to leave over 10 million euros sign on bonus, image rights, performance bonuses etc. They'll obviously sign a deal. But it sounds like Mbappe probably upset the wage structure, so they want some sort of parity with that. In the land of make believe, he'd earn around 10m more than Arsenals best earners. I wonder how they'd feel about that
>>157223257>>157223317Everything about this nigger makes me hope this deal NEVER happens. Sounds like an Adebayor regen in terms of being a terrible human being.
>>157223436He'll end up in Al Hilal soon
Madrid already considering selling Vini jr and won't improve contract offer@Rodra10_97https://www.espn.com.br/futebol/real-madrid/artigo/_/id/17069825/real-madrid-considera-negociar-vini-jr-nao-vai-aumentar-proposta-por-renovacao-veja-bastidores
vini is behind yamal lol. And he has only 5 assists so its not like it because he's not selfish. brapzilian players are always so overrated. I honestly don't think he would improve arsenal much if it all.
>>157223540> I honestly don't think he would improve arsenal much if it all.Hed instantly b their best attacker. Insane take.
>>157223621The LW has been our weakest position for years now but somehow every LW in the world is not good enough for us and won't improve on Martinsmelli's 1 G/A last season.
So why haven't we signed mika godtz instead of this prolonged babbling with mono?
>>157223847He dont want us
ynr>Glen Kamara has agreed to join QPR
>>157223915He didn't?He wanted psg over us?Can't see why but perhaps
>>157223938Im pissed we sold norgaard, unless he wanted out to go play, im sensing bad juju, shouldve been a loan
good morning and fuck bruno gplease manure come in and steal the transfer, i cannot bear to see this absolute fucking bum disgrace this team
>>157223540mbappy.mogs
>>157223436His current girlfriend is tied to the biggest cartel in Brazil and led a lot of people to be even more miserable while also being a hoe, so that says a lot about him. That's not even including the media, diva and MUH RACISM packages. Adebayor is a very swell dude compared to him in my opinion. (and even understandable in his behavior, given his shitty family compared to monícius)
>>157224562> Adebayor is a very swell dude compared to him in my opinionNot hating but I’m guessing you’re in your early twenties if you can say that as an Arsenal fan
>>157224681I just hate monícius more for a plethora of reasons. Before being an Arsenal fan I'm also brazillian, keep that in mind.
Just sign Mbappe
>>157224739I’ll give you that. He seems like a complete dickhead and idc how many goals he scores I don’t want him at my club.
fuck it im #MonoIn
monocius is using arsenal to try to get better wages and arsefags instead of being mad at him, feel flattered that they were used as leverage.
>>157224562>in south america its normal for celebrities to have organized crime connection you guys really need to have some kind fascist strongmen like Cesare Mori to crack down the cartel
Aren’t we a bit thin at the back on the left side? Hincapie Gabriel and Cala But Cala is almost always injured. I fear Hincapie will be overplayed
>>157225054> arsefags instead of being mad at him, feel flattered that they were used as leverageNo we don’t that’s just jeet tourists. Don’t want that type of player at MY club.
claude just told me vini's play style will calsh with artera's tactical approach
>>157225096Bro the whole back line is thin.>No Saliba for first half of the season>ben Shite covering for Timber >one (1) true RB despite how good Hincapie did in that role last season
>>157225172you have to let vini cook, that's the only way he can express his full potential, any tactical shackles will make him into an average player.
>>157225307If Arteta let any of our attackers “cook” they’d look like PSG you can’t change my mind
>>157225307>>157225327claude said you're wrong and that letting Vini "cook" would make him to predictable and that PSG has better attack players.I ask claude for all my opinions.
Vini posted a pic with Jay Z (owner of his management) and had this song as the song on the post, and the final lyrics in the song are “might book a flight out to London” Okay so Bruno and Vini are now officially confirmed. The pl 26/27 is already wrapped up lmao
>>157225411
i just want to post MONO MONO MONO MONO MONO MONO when he scores
>>157225488Claude told me to say I was trolling so I don't look dumb for sighting claude as an authority.
>>157225207By mid season MLS will be back to playing left back and we'll be playing right back Rice memes... But hey, at least we got a BrunoG!
This Vini nonsense is all so tiresome.
Yeah but what if
>>157225952agree with this. I love timber but one more extensive injury and it’s time to move the fuck on imo
All of this misplaced anger at vini, an actual needle moving player, while we’re potentially about to announce Bruno g, a fucking faggot donkey piece of shit saudi sand castle trash heap left over
I don't care about the transfer as long as the goat arteta is in charge
>>157226385We fucking get it bro. Give it a rest already.
>>157226412never.
>>157226418Go make a fucking petition then, like people did for Madueke. You're just barking up a tree that's not even in the same continent.
>>157226385>All of this misplaced anger at vini, an actual needle moving player, while we’re potentially about to announce Bruno g, a fucking faggot donkey piece of shit saudi sand castle trash heap left overDid Bruno fuck your sister or something?
>>157226433im hoping i can turn some public opinion here before he steps his useless ass on the training ground. that way when he inevitably fucks the team over youll all be ready to jump down his fucking throat
>>157226453no he is just genuinely shit and i dont think any arse fan actually watched a single sand castle game for the last 2 seasons
>>157226458At this point I'm also wondering if he fucked your sister. This is beyond sad at this point.
>>157226474Do you have the statistics to back your observations or are you gonna keep telling us you watched every single newcasle game(you didn't) and you just reached this conclusion
>>157226682what do you what his xG/game? ridiculous comment, this isnt baseball.i went back and watched EVERY SINGLE one of newcastles extended highlight for the last two seasons. he takes a good corner kick thats about the only thing ive seen. he is worse than skelly.
>>157226407based
>>157226745ts alright burgerbro. truth be told im not over the moon especially with the price tag attached. that said, look at what happened to xhaka when mik took over - dumb reds disappeared, stats improved, overall game improved etc not saying he'll win the ballon dor but hey if the club want him so badly theres probably a good reason for that
>>157226956I can only hope that you’re right
https://x.com/i/status/2083472518191386737kek
>>157226745>xG for a midfielder>extended highlightsTaking the piss now are you?There are dozens of stats that give a clear picture about a midfielder's performance.
>>157226458You're not turning public opinion. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>157226458>trying to influence public opinion>on the 4chans sport board
>>157227177He could be a big time influencer away from here, we might never know.
>>157227177>purposely ignoring where i said "here">>157227107what ever man he doesnt score, assist, win the ball, complete dribbles. i dont care about what ever esoteric stat youre about to site
Fellas, should we trust Arteta or some guy on 4chin espee's /arse/ thread?
My prediction for our 5 Premier League games:>Arsenal vs Coventry: 1-0>Aston Villa vs Arsenal: 0-1>Arsenal vs Chelsea: 1-0>Sunderland vs Arsenal: 0-1>Brighton vs Arsenal: 0-1
>>157227346meh ill take that
>>157227341>from the man that brought you: madueke, sterling, willian, danny ceballos, lokonga. we present: BRUNO !!yeah hes infallible
>>157227346
Why have >we not been linked much with any center backs? Is Arteta just going to use Gabriel and Mosquera every game until Saliba comes back?
>>157227346kek based sophisticated defensive football ahead
>>157227404weve been linked with konza for one
>>157227404We've been linked to konsa and some young guy from como. There are tons of decent defenders so it's probably not an urgent priority at the moment. Like we could just sign murillo or milenkovic from forest and they'd slot right into the team.
>>157227346one nil to the Arsenal is a long standing tradition
the fact that vini hasn't signed or that we haven't opened up talks with Madrid yet is quite concerning. Mainly because there is a plethora of evidence suggesting RM will not be improving their offer.so unless i'm missing something, there's no positive way to explain this. Either Vini is genuinely considering cucking out and accepting the contract, or he has another preferred destination like a PSG and he's waiting and hoping they start showing interest.
>>157227957>so unless i'm missing something, there's no positive way to explain thisHe won't be in Madrid until tomorrow.
>>157227957No chance he ends up in piss gee imo. Enrique doesn't want him, nasser probably doesn't mind the idea but he's not too fond of another neymar-esque transfer. And psg is stacked when it comes to attackers. He's definetly just trying to get the best deal possible out of real vardrid.(bayern also ended their window as stated by their sporting director earlier)
>>157228086>buyern
>BINI!!! HOLA COMO ESTA~>haha braziu braziu, no asspainish>but youve libed in maarid for 10 years?>obrigado, obrigado>ok so Bini, here's my plan for >(you) - you will pley at left inverted defensive winger who occupies the the pocket until declan plays a bounce pass to ode so you can drag the defender out of position. so far so good?>obrigado>ok so you will compete for the postion with the so lease and martinelli>ah march in nelly, ok ok. braziu frend haha>ok... so youll need to track back and help your defender depending on the opposition winger and wingback. so for example if dec is out of postion youll need to force the attacker to the touchline or back. you can make a tactical foul but only if theres antoher player near you so you dont get booked ok?>ok ok. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is arsenal klub rasis? i am white here?>bini, ben plays at right back, i told you i want you to play on the left...but you may have to deputize for saka sometimes so yes, you will have to play with white.....>EXCLUSINVE: VINI TO STAY AT LOKOMOTIV MADRID FOR ANOTHER YEAR. @THEPATHETIC
>arsenal might consider selling martin odegaard in case bruno comes inTHOTS?
>>157228248You’re just trying to rile me up aren’t you?
>EXCLUSIVE: Vinicius Jr.'s entourage have revealed that Vini has started asking certain Brazilian players in London how life is there. >He now thinks it's a real possibility he could move from Real Madrid if his contract situation isn't solved.
Spain is just racist Maradona quit barca after just 2 years because they were racist to him and barca was the far left commie club at the time is why he joined in the first place, Vini is in the evil frankist club all the chuds worlwide support. Meanwhile there is no room for racism in the premiere league.
>>157228472Inb4 chelshit
Vini in the Prem would be Sterling tier at best
>>157228993sterling at liverpoop x2 maybe
Vini wouldn't be in this situation if madrid could afford or were willing to pay his demands. Madrid wouldn't be in this situation if vini didnt have such high demands based on how much they pay other star players like mbrappe. If neither side caved before why would they now. I'm going to say vini will leave. Touch wood.
>>157229061>Touch wood.Cuck. Either want to join the club of fuck off. If he joins I will start a spamming campaign against the likes of you in a few months when the sand castle starts to implode.
>>157229350what
>>157229211If he joins the club then he wouldve wanted it.
guess that brother thought he was posting in another bread. hope it achieves what you wanted to achieve bike brother
>>157229483 I hate him so much bulgarbro. I want him to die. Like saka.
>>157229211>CuckWell yeah I'm an Arsenal fan
>>157228243Based
>>157229350Who the fuck is urska and pogocar?
>>157229483The butthurt is unreal
>>157229507>>157230432kek
>>157228248Bullshit. Ode is captain. Im tired of these club retards. Hes the one that ruined Ode now he wants to sell him for a dude that got his ass handed to him by Barca. How about he takes a step back and fucks his own face?
morning ladsluv me arsenal
>>157231595morning ladlove you more
>>157230432>Champions*
>>157232791
The economic differences between what Vinicius wants and What Madrid are offering remains large@pepealvarezzzMadrid have told Vinicius to either renew or be sold. The differences remain significant and Madrid unwilling to raise offer@okdiario
President of Roc Nation, Michael Yormark (Vini Jr.'s agent) is heading to London.
JUST IN! All banners featuring images of Bruno Guimarães at St. James' Park has been REMOVED. @NUFCTheMag
boys this team is so fucking soulful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZYLgDj_W_o
>Christos Tzolis already has a nickname at Arsenal. The fitness coaches call him Leonidas, after Gerard Butler's character in 300.
>liverpoo conceded 4 times to leeds in the space of 25 minuteskek.
>@LukeEdwardsTele - BREAKING Arsenal have finally opened direct talks with Newcastle for Bruno Guimaraes. Brazilian is due to arrive in La Manga later today when he is expected to repeat his desire to leave.
>>157233262>luke edwardsThe grand mong of the norf
>>157233143>after Gerard Butler's characterNot because he's from Greece? Also losing Leandro and getting Leonidas is kinda funny.
I'm not gonna believe anything about Bruno or Vini until Fabrizio Romano confirms it
>ode leavingWe can only hope
>>157233668Best news I've heard all summer
>>157233668>"Lock in or get locked out" - Rice
>>157213899>Medical on mondaywhich monday
>first Bruno bid rejectedwe're not gonna get gazumped after all this... surely...
ITS OVERITS OVER ITS OVER
The Bruno deal is already done. It's just now getting formalized. This transfer saga has been obnoxious with Newcastle reporters pretending that intermediaries don't exist.
>>157234463>>157233898Manure that’s your queue!! Get in there and do something stupid
I actually am not okay with the Arsenal revolving door. Arteta keeps buying and selling players after only 2 years. We buy KT, then sell him for Tomi, then sell Tomi for Timbs and then buys Cala then uses MLS in that position. Like its becoming tedious.Now were having Martinelli to Trossard to Tzolis and then potentially Vinicius Jr. The best teams know their best players and their best backups
>>157234794For me it’s 2013/14
AAAAAAAH I’m gonna GOOOONhow can you unironically call yourself Gooners? Do boomer fans even know what that means lol?
>>157235104Just zoomers corrupting things as usual. Disgusting generation.
BREAKING: Vini Jr's image rights will now be VERY IMPORTANT in contract renewal talks with Real Madrid.Kylian Mbappé has almost 100% of his own image rights.VINI JR WANTS THE SAME THING! @diarioas
>>157234708wdym, kt and tomi were permainjured. are you upset that we have depth now or what? i rate tzolis and think he'll be great for us but i still would feel a bit worried if martinelli was our only true lw backup.
>>157234794new shirt isn't yellow enough
>>157235368Same news going round, sick of seeing people discuss it.
>>157234794Bring back the SEGA kit immediately Was that during the Dreamcast days?
>>157235534just prior
>>157235534Home was Dreamcast, away was Sega.
>>157234794The O2 kits probably among the top 10 footy kits of all time. If not the best
>>157235703i have an 02 Henry home shirt that im too fat and American to fit in now
>>157235759I got one as well. The final match at highbury edition(the burgundy not yellow). Not original ofc but a really good replicaStop getting fat muricabro, it's no good.
>>157235782mines a replica too I got in on ebay during the invincible season
>>157235801*after the invincible season my fault my mind is on other things
>>157235808>mind on other thingsHopefully not food :/
>>157235866nah i have a job interview this week and its giving me the nervous shits
>>157234794For me it’s 1992/93
>>157235881Fuck mate. Can't really relate but i got some exams coming as well and am so out of it. I've had enough of trying to become a good wagie. Really should start a youtube channel or some stupid shit instead
Newcastle rejecting the bid for the only player that said he wanted to leave lol now I get why Isak did that shit
>>157235992stay in unidont wagewe suffer enough as Arsenal bros
>>157236012Ive finished college lad. Fuck college and fuck the educational system. An overhaul is urgently needed
that's what we need to win the hexa, two arsenal players
>>157235881kek. saved. ty
After this Bruno saga, I'm going to enjoy watching Newcastle get relegated next season.
>>157236451same. id also love to see fat frank get relegated too.. alas im sure he'll be sacked around christmas.
why did anyone think Rooney or Lampard would be good managersall the best guys played defensive roles because you see the entire game
>>157235881Are you literally me? Huge interview on Friday and the nervous shits have started already
>>157237091we got this brother
BREAKING JUST THIS MINUTE!!>vinicius junior wants more money from madrid or he won't sign! >he's already agreed a deal with arsenal!!!>bruno has had his bid REJECT so he's definitely not signing which means Raya will be leaving the club this novemberNow give me a fuck load of (you)'s
>>157237790
We are playing on Wednesday
>>157237938
>>157237938>fuck yes football is on>remember I have to go out at 7.30
we are not getting vini, just give it up
>>157238205I don't give a shit, I just want the players we currently have to stay fit for the majority of the season.
Arsenal signed Thierry Henry on this day 27 years ago. His numbers during his time at the club are incredible:4x Premier League Golden Boot2x Premier League Player of the Season2x European Golden Shoe3x FA Cup 2x Premier League 2x Community Shield 377 games228 goals107 assists
Bruno is the only signing I care about. Rice getting a rest so he doesn't burn out is priceless. I think every other position is good enough to win the league including the rotation options. For the CL title? I don't think they're quite ready. That needs a decent RW and an inform Gyokeres. LW we have to see how Tzolis works out. I've got a good feeling about him. RW position is the major weakness right now IMO. Saka is washed. Mandookie is garbage. Dowman would work but he's still too young to handle the game time. For the PL, saka will probably get us over the line again with sporadic performances.
BREAKING! “At present, there are NO talks scheduled between Real Madrid and Vinícius Júnior. Many may believe negotiations are ongoing, but that is NOT the case. As things stand, there are no active contract talks between the two parties.”@gustavohofman(Source close to Vini representatives)
BREAKING!NOTHING is happening and this post is a complete waste of time for everyone! Stay tuned for my next post in 1hr repeating the same message; NOTHING is happening!Now give me a fuck load of (you)'s and upvotes
man.... this season is going to be a bit... not weird, not odd, not unusual even but like imagine like g*ry fucking n*ville saying "well the champions are hosting them, it'll be a difficult game" hah i dont know how to put this into words at this time of day but like even imagine dec saying "well we're the champions, they are coming to our place so" hah
>>157239053hah sorry for the profanity but imagine the dorky, nerdy girl giving you the head of your life and youre there thinking 'oh my.. i can get used to that' lol
>>157228993Where does the narrative that he'll flop in the Prem come from? If that's the case, why doesn't he flop against Prem competition in the CL? He has 7 G/A in six games against Liverpoop, for example, they are his bitch.
>>157240359It's just a 'cold rainy night at stoke' argument. Happens to every big names with no PL experience
EXCLUSIVEArsenal insiders have CONFIRMED that the club is laying the groundwork for preparing to explore registering an interest in developing their confirmation of a potential bid for Vinicius.
>>157238360You missed his Champions League
any updates on the signings to arsenal situation?
>>157238205> we are not getting viniGood.> just give it upNo.
it's honestly funny how many of you guys are turning your nose up at Vinilike how could he ever replace Martinelli and his 1 league goal am i right? who cares about attacking, just look at how good Martinelli is at tracking back!!!
Here's some groundbreaking news, Vini will sign a new contract with Madrid
Tzolis will be better than Vini in Arteta's system. My theory is that it's Berta and KSE who are pushing heavily for Vini mainly for marketability reasons to boost the club's brand. Tzolis is Arteta's preferred player however.
Damn.
>>157242875Arteta is now the current longest serving manager in the league.
>>157242875expecting a shitshow of a season desu
>>157242951Arsenal should be best placed above everyone with their settled squad and experience, and should easily be challenging for the title. But I doubt it'll go like that, and someone like Alonso could hit the ground running and win the league.
any news about greedi jr?
>>157243028He's staying at vardrid
>>157243011>AlonsoThis is not the Bundesliga where the likes of Bayern will win it 5 times in a row then let a shit team win it out of complacency.
>>157213899>viniJust sign Bruno G and call it a day. We already have a squad capable of winning the league, no need to overcorrect.
>>157243206Who replaces Salah?
>>157243219
>>157243182That's like saying Artega only won the PL because Pep let him because Pep wanted someone else to win for once
>>157243206Vini is a social media and marketing signing, not a signing to get better results on the pitch.
He was gay Bukayo Saka?
>>157243250Why can't he be both?We all agree here that vinicius junior is an improvement(a significant one at that) over gabriel martinelli don't we?
>>157243271He's not an improvement over Trossard or Tzolis (Trossard 2.0).
Not going for Bouaddi instead was a mistake. I know it's a win window and Guimaraes has more experience and can slot right in, but Bouaddi isn't your average Nafri. He's smart and humble, and he has huge potential. I hope I'm proven wrong though.
>>157243353We already have MLS.
>>157243353Aiee, merci beaucoup!!
>>157243182You just never know how things are going to pan out.
>>157243271Some people are delusional. Vini is obviously a massive upgrade. The big question mark is how he fits into the system, as he won't track back as much. Would've preferred Diomande.However Tzolis could turn out to be an incredible signing, let's see.
>>157243394You just have to accept that most attack oriented LWs are not gonna track back. There is really not a lot of wingers willing to play the way martinelli does. But vini is not bad when it comes to off ball pressure either btw, you guys need to remember when we played them vini did actually apply significantly more pressure off the ball than any of real madrid attackers, that's how he got his goal off saliba.
>>157242875IF arteta doesn't defend the title sack him
>>157243353>Bouaddi isn't your average NafriIf you say so
>>157243447Arteta out will begin in approximately two more weeks
>>157243383This. Skelly will beast this season as will max.
>>157243182Whatever. Everyone bent over and let Slot bum them for a season. >>157243783Maybe, if the cloggers don't try to kick the shit out of Max. But maybe he'll be more protected than Saka since he looks half white.
Nothing ever happens: The thread
I'm not fucking coming ahaha
>>157243774I've already begun
The meeting between Vinicius and Real Madrid is scheduled for Wednesday.Madrid has no intention of increasing its latest contract renewal offer.Vini continues to demand close to 30 million per season. Madrid goes up to 22.Heavyweight figures at Madrid are in favor of the sale.Optimism is growing at Arsenal. And they estimate a transfer fee around 150M euros.Vini's entourage continues to deny contacts with Arsenal, but sources close to the operation say there are indeed conversations, with Berta and Arteta very involved
>>157244117Here's my facts on the matter:Vini prefers to stay at MadridHis agents just want to get paidMourinho wants Vini out of the teamTop brass at Madrid are most likely splitFans would prefer Vini to stayimo this will be drawn out to the end of the window and then vini will sign a new contract
>>157244117When will you retards stop falling for this made up engagement farming news
Why Vini? Why not some other RW who is less cancerous in the locker room/on the pitch/in the media? Yes he is better than our current RW’s but we’re already league winners. Is it worth disrupting the locker room and checkbook that much for a shot at the UCL? There’s gotta be better options for cheaper.
>A source told ESPN that in the case of Vinicius Junior leaving Real Madrid, the club would expect to receive a transfer fee of around €150m, despite the player being in the last year of his deal. [@Rodra10_97]
>>157244182he plays on the left ya dingleberry
>>157244117>>157244206150m for a player with ONE year left is insanity. The kroenke are loaded but i don't believe we will pay this absurd amount. Why cant we simply use the madrid tactic and tell him to wait one year and we'll give him a massive signing bonus?
This Bruno signing appears to be moving in reverse>deal agreed 70m>Newcastle want 80m>arsenal have made an agreement with bruno >arsenal have enquirer about brunoThe hell is going on
>Arsenal midfielder Christian Norgaard has been granted permission to undergo a medical with Everton.Of all the teammates that e'er He hadThey're sorry for Him going awayAnd all the /arse/fags that e'er He hadThey'd wish Him one more season to stayBut since it fell unto His lotThat He should rise and >we should notHe gently rise and softly calls:"Good night and joy be to you all"
>>157244228150 quadrillion for Real Mads + however many the Roc Nation gets + Vini's hysterical 33 GORRILLION a season + tip (his image rights).FUCKING RIDICULOUS just doesn't cut it anymore.
>>157244206I hope he signs a new contract and save us from this farce.
>“Bruno Guimarães - Newcastle’s perspective is that they’ve rejected a formal offer below their valuation - Arsenal’s perspective is they’re finalising the deal. @JacobsBenWTF?!
>>157244424Well they're both right. Personal details will be done, Arsenal just need to offer the right price and it's done.
>>157244424The media is not worth listening to. Everyone has a motive. Newcastle media will be shilling the team battling to keep the player to save face. Arsenal media will be hyping for engagement. It's all a waste of time.
Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion - 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch @TheAthleticFC
>>157244708Noooooooooo
>>157244708Yes!
>>157244708spending gorrillions on this donkey while our attack is still complete shit besides a perma crocked saka
Alexis In
We're still due the customary Chelshit shitter, lads.Who could >we get for the worst possible deal in the 60-80 million range?
>>157244117this meeting has been scheduled everyday for the last 2 weeks
>>157244832enough is enough, get Arteta OUT!
WHERE IS MONOMAN??? I CAN‘T SURVIVE ANOTHER SEASON OF 1 G/A MARTINELLI
>>157244866>We're still due the customary Chelshit shitter, lads.Welbeck will come home next summer.
>>157244274Based Irish trad knower
>>157244957Fret not my lad, it's gonna be Martinelli starts-Tzolis at halftime/Tzolis starts-Martinelli at halftime bonanza (until they both get injured at around midway November, innit (2g/4a between the both of them up to that moment).
>>157244989>ENTER EZE
>>157244989>>157244958nooooo
RIP ClaudeFUCK ty
So what’s the starting midfield Bruno and odorshart play in the same area
>>157245239Calm down Lee
>>157245299Lee is a real one.
>>157245003Eze's on right, covering for Saka...
>>157244958Dat Guy ain’t a shitter tho
>>157245478I hope he will be during the season.
>EXCL: Arsenal have reopened internal discussions over a possible move for Mykhailo Mudryk after the Ukrainian winger returned to full training.>Mikel Arteta remains a long-term admirer of the player, and the Gunners are monitoring the situation closely. Arsenal could consider making an approach if the right opportunity becomes available.>Chelsea remain a key part of the story — Mudryk is still a Chelsea player, and the club at Stamford Bridge will have to decide whether he fits into their long-term plans or whether they would be open to negotiations over a potential transfer.>Nothing advanced at this stage, but the situation is one to watch in the coming weeks.>More to follow..
>>157245554Who are you quoting here?And why is sky news doing utube live saying bruno bid rejected?
k lads.. ive recently sorta rediscovered my pashun for writing. and ofc by extension funposting. been working on a greentext for like day and a half but i cant be arsed to edit/improve it anymore... if anyones interested, give me a bunch of (you)s and ill attempt to post it. i say attempt because for a greentext its a long one ha
OFFICIAL: Arsenal will NOT livestream their pre-season friendly vs. Real Betis tomorrow, as they work to resolve a technical fault affecting their platform. The club are now issuing refunds to all supporters who paid to view the match or the multi-game bundle.
tzolis is the best greek player rn. incredibly hard working, has lots of flair, never gives up, isn't arrogant and is actually well spoken. rare player
>>157246244Disdain. Utter disdainCan't sort out some technical issues and have to stop livestreaming.Shambolic institution
>>157246062>Who are you quoting here?Romano? Ornie? HoA? Neville? La Gazetta dello Sport's Redactor in Chief? Some bum from the local pub? Could be anyone, innit.>And why is sky news doing utube live saying bruno bid rejected?Part of having the deal come true is one side rejecting it at least once, apparently.>>157246244Lmao couldn't they just get a private session on twitch or something? Restricted youtube link? Very silly.
damn what the fuck happened here...
>>157246091Poast it immediately
>>157246091Why the fuck are you overthinking 4chan like this? Post what you want. This post makes you sound like a fucking retard mong trying to fit in. Which is cringe as fuck. If you don't post it you're a massive faggot. And if it's shit then you'll be seen as a massive faggot. Do not pretend 4chan is a teenage popularity contest.
I’m a bit bored now so can we please have the rain and the football back please
>>157247131>>157247151see the thing is i dont want to clog the thread with a ton of greentext.. and the subject itself..well it has been covered extenisvely... but youre right whats the worst that can happen yeah? nobody reads it, or we get a bunch more people shitposting ... or i guess i bunch of filter the flag hah fair enough
>>157247299I'm ready for 11 overpaid twats to affect my mood once or twice a week again now.
>>157247365>>157247374>>157247383Politely, have you got schizophrenia?
>>157247487altruism yes, most probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gU277dBf8ISoon
YNWA
>But I see the remnants of the London that they thought they could erase>Every time I hear the old school talk about the good old daysArteta picked this as the arsenal anthem. So he's right wing? Erasing the old london is a left wing policy. It will not be erase by ogonbunongo, nor bakayoko saka. It is an ENGLISH club. A white english club.
BREAKING: Vini Jr has REJECTED Real Madrid's latest offer of €22M on a contract until 2031. The offer was sent 2 WEEKS AGO, and it was REJECTED.However, the club is NOT giving up and they will try again in a DIRECT meeting tomorrow. This meeting will be DECISIVE. @ellarguero
>>157247905Thick cunt
There needs to be an exclusive game on steam for arsenal fans where you can torture players like robin van persie and cashly cole.
Iraola looks to much like Alfred Molina for me to ever take him seriously as a manager. Every time I see him I can’t over it, I just see the bloke who who dies early in Raiders of the Lost Ark, and Doctor Octopus
>bruno>monoGiroud and Ramsay would be rolling in their graves at the lack of handsome
>>157248270>flag
>>157248293I got a haircut today my mom said i look handsome
>still no signingsNothing. Ever. Happens.
Vinicius Jr. and Real Madrid will meet tomorrow. Real Madrid will present their offer and Vini will have 48 hours to make a decision. Vini will reject the offer and Real Madrid will schedule a meeting for the following week to discuss the problems with the offer in person. Vini will then have 48 hours to reconsider. And so on and so on.
>>157249086The real signings were the friends we made along the way
>>157249086got that job interview tomorrow brosend Allah blessings towards me for when i wake up
>>157249569I got blessings of Jah>4U
>>157250130can it ya filthy pot head
>>157250152No job then>4U
>>157249569if they ask you something and you don’t know the answer, make sure you drone on for 10-15 minutes because interviewers and hiring managers really enjoy that
Always rated Bruno G, main concern is him getting unnecessary cards cause he's a hothead like xhaka pre 2022
>>157245554I wouldn't mind getting him on a massive discount as a squad player, tzolis seems pretty much the player shakhtah advertised mudryk to be when they tried to scam us anyway
BREAKING NEWS!: European football is filled with too many niggers, according to a source from Chud Media. A Hitler will soon be needed. More reports to follow…
>Zubimendi doing extra squats in the gym to build up fitness for a season sat on the bench after seeing this Bruno transfer
Confirmed by Romano. Now waiting for Vinicius.
>Newcastle United to sanction sale of Bruno Guimaraes to Arsenal for £75m. #AFC started lower, #NUFC wanted higher but compromise in process of being sealed to grant 28yo Brazil int’l midfielder desired move. Lyon entitled to 20% of profit @TheAthleticFCKek 75m. We really scammed shitcastle.
>>157251757You’ve payed 75 million for an over the hill shitter
There goes our fair play record
>>157251734Thread musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHYG2crLab4
