lazy thread, no effort or substance. 0/10
Arman did enough to earn a title shot
>>157216221
>>157216249Conor Mcgregor and Conor McNigga
We already got this biznitch full of all the greats letsFukenGuuuuuu
Jon Jones is gay
Next weeks fights will be a high quality, sleeper card. Right before we get the weakest match-made main card of 2026
>>157216304Gambeast fight week
Jon Jones is a coward! He ducked Tom! And he wants to have sex with me! -Jon Jones' haters
I’m attacking my family - Anthony “wifeheemer” Smith
Jon Jones is a coward! He ducked Tom! And he wants to have sex with me!
formatted his post like a newfagand tacitly admitted he's seething KWAB
>>157216205Fuck Dana
yeah you finna shiet nigga- jon jones
Call me Colby Covington-Alex Pereira to Polyana Viana
facking camon you cunt facking avit
>>157216362talmbout?
i just came out my dickhole to Joannas luscious hump
>>157216318so his haters are 100% correct?
the hok is gonna run through rakbic and jamhole
Both Tony and Ilia had very sus damage and Trevor is a glove autist and his manager is a terrorist snitch...if it quacks like a duck then....
Is Trump going to pardon smif for one more fight?
>>157216469that terrorist snitch manages half the poofc and this isn't pillowtap, they all have to wear the same gloves.
>>157216205Is this normal for Brazilians?
>>157216502As a white Brazilian man, it is normal for paulo yes
>Rakic and Ditcheva are both sons of bitches and I want to coom on Stephanie Lucianos six pack (Hans Slack Podcast Episode 1)SOON
have to hand it to smith even when he was behind the wheel and his wife was fleeing in terror he never quit never gave up and never stopped
Gooning, rakic, podcasts.
Still my boy, forever my boy.
>>157216237they flew him out to take a dive and now back to prison? smart kid, hope the best for him.
>>157216453LOL I highly doubt Hok has to fight down to Rakic after that stinker today. Rakic will get heemed by somebody like Parkin before that
>>157216469Gaethje has fought the same way for well over a decade. Even if TReber is giving fancy gloves then why did Usman not have the same pop
>>157216205Screamer thread.
>>157216380>that one goofy that attempted to trip the heemer
>>157216616>headkick to Dustin and a bunch of actual cansGarth literally doesn't have heat in his hands, and this has also been known for over a decade
>>157216616Usman is a righteous man that wants to set an example for his daughter. Gaethje is a known cheater that lives for nothing but hedonism and debauchery. Smoking weed and jerking off all day. What a shameful existence.
New ep of Hardcore History dorpped lets fuken goooooo!
Noticed georgian flags disappeared from here, used to always have at least one being bitter posting
>>157216672poosman comes from a line of frauds, his father convicted of it, his brother caught with it, a man with bacne into his thirties. I'm sure if we were privy to his family history there'd be plenty more liars and cheats.
Was the crowd throwing Romans for Medic? Or just their fists?Couldn't make it out.
>>157216657The worse beatings come from guys who generally are not able to effect a one punch knockout blow. An alternative example to gaychee would be holloway vs. kattar for examply.
>>157216672>Usman is a righteous man that wants to set an example for his daughter.Factual yet controversial post, the marty haters are typing angrily as we speak
>>157216726>worse beatingsYoure Chinese.
unboyed medic when he got on the mic screeching about some christcuck muh lord and savior bullshit.
>>157216726You're Laotian
>>157216756If we're talking about damage and beatings, the worse beatings come from guys who don't have one punch power, generally speaking. I'm sorry that you speak english at a 3rd grade level and can't follow a thread of conversation.
>generally speaking
>>157216758only an am*rican announces his godlessness proudly.
HEEEEEEM
>>157216812This is the guy behind the "im pooing" posts
>>157216812speaking as a general b, in the /heem/ general, generally speaking as we do in general in the general that is /heem/.
>>157216785Its "worst" beatings you fucking immigrant fuck
>>157216922It's a comparison of two, worse of the two, not worst of the two.
how embarassing will it be for islam to get beat by one of the most hated mma fighters? complete aura loss.
My landlord has an amateur MMA record of 0-3-1 and he put free tickets to his next fight in my mailbox yesterday. He hasn't fixed my bathroom sink, stovetop, and water damage from my leaking roof for the past 4 months and never answers his phone or email. What's a good way I can use the tickets to fuck with him?
>>157217115just sign up to fight him yourself, faggot
>>157217115go to the fight and heckle the fuck out of him
>>157217022Goat rapers dont have aura
>>157216919achin for another gapin
>>157217138Khabib has the most aura of all time and I don't even like the guy
>>157217115why not go and support? open healthy dialogue to remind him of your needs, while also doing something he wants to do too. you sound hurt
>khabib good brazza>aura of brazza so high>buy scam from brazza>attack anyone who attempt to slander brazza he ducked tony. his family members duck any bit of competition, their father was killed by karma.
>>157217165>you sound hurtHe's a 5'6" middle eastern yu gi oh dork and I pay $1200 a month and he won't fix shit
>>157217188I agree that you should sign up to fight him and in the ring maybe address these concerns with him.
A 5’6” middle easterner has more confidence than most to go get their ass kicked. I’m booking my amateur fight this year so I too can kick the shit out of landlords
>>157217194this, shit talk while fighting like green did vs bang
>>157217182>turdnynobody takes that fraud seriously anymore, it's not 2016 unc. subbed by bobby green are you serious? michael chiesa???
>>157217206>THE SINK IS BROKEN *jab jab**feint* >IVE TOLD YOU FOR MONTHS*bounce around*>THE ROOF IS LEAKING *feint in* >BUT I GUESS YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT *load up hook*>WATER DAMAGE *landlord is dazed* >OH NOW YOU HEAR ME?!>NOW WE ARE COOKING?! *press towards the cage to clinch*>WELL IM NOT COOKING *shoulder checking*>IM NOT COOKING AT ALL*HUGE UPPERCUT*>THE STOVETOP DOESNT WORK *landlord sleeping*
>>157217239this would be based lol
>>157217228a duck is a duck zoomie. youll have your duck to talk about soon enough
>>157217115Sneak into his apartment and leave his stove on so the whole complex gets destroyed
>>157217267I heard he was a cool skater kid too. Like did mad drugs and listened to 90s hip hop and wore jnco jeans. Guy's a badass
>>157217267id drag jonah to deep waddas b
Do not deadname Clitia after the reassignment. It's "la leyenda" now, not "el matador".
The landlord's fight in a week and a half. Would the local commission care if I haven't been training in a gym and are not sponsored? I'm also a lot taller than him and probably weigh more. I've watched a lot of TUF and I'm pretty sure I could take him. I'm not like a jason strange brew thacker kind of guy I'm more like Chris Leben in stature
id break the jonah hill bergwitz back and make him humble
>>157217267Dana needs to book Jonah Hill vs Elliott Page
Jonah "The Hybrid" Hill
>>157217316What’s the weight he is fighting at versus you? >will they sanction it if you lie and package your presentation to them right >too heavy?that’s okay we agreed upon X weight >have you been training? yes but only part time due to work, I have a X background along with my work that keeps me in shape ;)
>>157217328Brandrisk should book it. These celebs love their egos stroked but I’d go into the business for myself and take that fucker out
>>157217339What’s the weight he is fighting at versus you?I'm like middleweight to slightly lhw and he's probably lightweight or lower, short but kinda stocky. He's definitely shorter than my wife and she's 5'6
>>157217339Stop responding to posts this way
If you're over 5'10" and can make the middleweight limit you're essentially a twink
>>157217399>yesNo>Noyes>eatshit>youfucking>faggot
>>157217115Heckle him and yell such thibgs as "fix my fuken stove!!" And "plumber bitch!!"
>>157217402>t. fat
>>157217422you should start a twitch
>>157217402I'm like 5'10". Anyone under that is a mark I eat nothing but eggs and chickens and sometimes turkey and potatoes if its special occasion
>>157217441I could make you start to twitch after cracking your headbone with shinbone, chinlet fat fuck
>>157217455
>>157217448>I eat nothing but eggs and chickensWhole chickens
>>157217481Lol sometimes! Usually a quarter or half the breeding seasons haven't been great lately because we have a lot of neighbors with dogs but like pitbulls and rottweilers that get into our coop
>>157217510do stand your ground laws not apply when the attacker is a dog?
jonahmahal hill
Please explain to me why Blachowitz was ranked 4
Jan "The Hybrid" Blachowitz
>>157217561The Meta UFC Rankings never lie
>>157217528tuivasa vs hilllewis vs hillgaziev vs hill
>>157217561Please explain to me why you're complaining about old rankings since he's 13 on the website.Also yeah LHW is that bad
>>157217624Please explain to me why the UFC still uses the old rankings and not the superior AI rankings on their live broadcast
>why doesnt dana use the anti-intelligence rankings
>>157217526Leafdude your whole obsession with being able to beat defenseless people up and threaten to kill white female family members is weird
>>157217679what the fuck are you talking about? are you schizophrenic? are you retarded? the dogs are attacking the mans livelihood. we're talking about the dogs stealing food off the mans plate
Dana "The Hybrid" White
>>157217689Are the dogs in the room with us now
>>157217655The media fags would freak out
>>157217745this is a trick question you are trying to chris benoit me you saturnian bastard
What time does the ufc Saturday fight night start tonight?
this right is fast. you wont see it but you will feel it when I put you on your ass
Former UFC welterweight CM Punk
which fighters are anti-intelligence and which fighters are pro-intelligence?
>>157217267*shoots a single leg on Jonah Hill**camps in side control**presses his shoulders to the mat and readjusts control to combat any attempts to escape with an octopus guard*
>>157217777Is it illegal to try this in the 'gon
>>157217786Justin Gaethje
Kek bfm belt is no longer on the line in the charles vs armeng fightDisaster averted
Superbad is my favorite comedy movie of all time
>>157217777cm r punk
>>157217753I'd Chris Benoit whoever you want
>>157216205Imagine dating a non-dyke UFC fighter. And if you piss her off ever she just starts absolutely piecing you up and you can’t go to the police out of embarrassment
>>157217834It's called Chris Watt now unc
>>157217786ciryl gane
Conor finna gonna finna make a cumback
>>157217777digits for the botch
Chris "The Hybrid" Benoit
Usman comes and wins Lightweight belt then Islam Retires then Usman wins Welterweight then Amru comes and wins Lightweight belt and then etc.
Arman's not a BMF?
We're watching Island Fights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLJfPc38BKs
>>157216922retard, get back in the lab
>>157218042chuck isn't either
>>157218081 get back in the lab
>>157218042>>157218081both of these, no one is going to buy the ufc shilling an inactive arman vs a kwab olives
>>157218047let the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floor
>>157218108Instead of powerslap how about a lil promotion called bootyplap
>>157218047based
>>157218128best I can do is Power Vato
Uh oh gurupiggies and topiglet sisters... Another sexy daddy is taking over the LW division...Let's jerk our pathetic pigclitties in the oinkcord to cope...
>>157218202Agreed
The Hybrid
^^||Mental illness
Mental "The Hybrid" Ilness
Schaub. Thats it. Thats the poast.
Guys micht big dicksMyslefSwedenSchaub
>>157218221looks like my asian barber jamawl
>>157218042this is not ppv main event material
>>157217267it's so sad to see our art turn into a rich nerdy white dude's hobby
Island Fight ring girl looking good
>>157217308You're a bitch>>157217805You're a bitch>>157218337You're a bitch
they dont do ufc in the gi because that would make it gfc gay fighting champs
Baxk up doo
>>157218337alright tough guyget in my guard let's see wassup
>>157218389I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>157218389*gets in your guard*
>>157218420then the PFL is for you
>>157218436those are some dark ass negroes
>>157218475>brie chandler at the adoption center
#ISLANDFIGHTS99
Esl walks out in polo. never change mma
>>157218372>>157218388thats what British ring girls look like?
Someone calls me mellow yellow I'm gonna kick him right in the cock.
>>157218713That's it, betting the house
Dricus fans stay winning.
>>157218713Hoyl fuck...
>>157218795Hoyl fuck...
>>15721871380085=boobs4311=hell 70”+75”=145170+170=340340+145=4854+8+5=171+7=88=infinity
Brendan "Schaub" Hybrid
>>157217777Hoyl fuck...
>>157218920The Hybrid Show
Mirko Big Brown Cro Cop Filipinovic
>>157216205All that mma and defending self from crackhead invader and he can’t fight the cops
>>157217320McCuck can’t fight anyone his sizeIreland has fallen
pride fraud champshit
Is Uros Muhdick the most dangerous first minute fighter in the UFC?
Prime Dariush brehs...
prime dariush mentals in prime lesnar body vs prime strickland mentals in offseason cormier body who wins
>>157219289>prime ss>prime dctwo of the most raped minds in combat sports, give me Lesnar
>>157219239Benny has always been LEGIDI know it's used tongue in cheek way too much these days, but the Hernandez fight was a fluke that changed the course of history and it makes me FUCKING ANGRY
i want head roight NOW
don't project your own weakness onto men who fight in a cage for a living even at our lowest we're still more confident and motivated than you'll ever be
>>157219298let's be honest bumboza fluked him as well. that knee is one in a million.
>>157219386Via?
>>157219414I forgot about this too.You can even tell he wasn't trying to even set this up, it's just like someone spamming a flying knee in the UFC bideogame. Just bad luck bears all around. Makes me sad
>>157219414wow uncalled for
you’ll never be one of us. you did what you could*fails to heem wife and police officer*
bob arum looking nice and old
notable gamebred heavyweight quarter finalist and terrorist anthony smith
>>157219489>>157219469post the kevin lee one
>>157219489This is the fight that turned Dookie Dan into a throatzilla pillow princess
>>157219512POST THE K-LEE CHICKEN DANCE
I made this for my youtube channel but I think I'll post it here too as it is pertinent to the factual matter at hand which is Paddward is actually a dainty can
>>157219509He is out on bail. Fly him out to fight island
nigger how the hell is it august already I've accomplished nothing in 7 months
>>157219512the only Barboza losses I recognize are Varner and Tony. Everything else is a fluke
>>157219628the economy is shit but what is real? whats Hasbullas opinion on the year?
I have statred 4 fights tihs year and lost 3
>>157219655Any year that doesn't end with a relative GIANT gay man rubbing his rock hard 5 incher on you is a good year
What's the question? Hasbulla? The little deformed circus freak? Yeah I'd like to split him in half with an iron great axe.
>>157219628that's not true, you made that good post about poirier a few months ago
>>157219704Sorry, kid we don't split perpetual 3 year olds in half till TUEsday
>>157219628Life comes at you quick kid
>>157219628I got twenty (You)s to a single FPBP over on /a/, that was cool
The only Tony loss I recognize is Gaethje. Everything else is either a fluke (before Garth) or spiritually another Gaethje victory (after Garth)
somehow... navajo stirling has become good
>>157219788>over on /a/
>>157216502So the meme of the brownoid wearing the white wojak mask and saying he's aryan is based in reality? I always thought it was an exaggeration.
>>157219803Somehow Navajo Stirling is an AustralianI never heard him speak until today. Just by looks, I would have sworn he was some 20 percent black 10 percent injun 70 percent anglo mutt
Dana should copy BKFC and start an ironweight class. it would save the classes around it. clear up the log jam at middleweight by moving up anyone to light heavyweight thats old and cant cut that have probably lost their chin and have to eat a few nukes to burn off the contract before they go to MVPFL, give any entertaining heavyweight new fights with bonafide athletes that didnt want to play russian roulette getting through 50/50 shitters like derek lewis before, give samoans and section 8 garbage disposals a division to stand and bang for in the apex
>>157219875Or you can just shut the fuck UP!
>>157219803Why would you think otherwise?
>>157219902You probably powerslap your balls when youre jerking off and now you got no sperm left youre shooting blanks to apex slop while knuck does Fenway for 65000
>>157218042Intelburger here. This rings true with what I've told you 2 weeks ago.Gaethje is relinquishing the title. I know for sure from coaches close to Tiki Ghosn and [I'm guessing this next part ] the reason this main event in LA ISNT for the BMF is because it will be for the vacant title, and then Ilia is going to fight Paddy and the winner of that will fight the winner.Gaethje is NOT retiring however. What that means I don't know. But it could mean he willl actually fight Conor for both of their retirement fights, or the worst option: Ali is arranging a superfight for Gaethje to fight Islam at 170 if Islam beats Garry. Only reasons I could see him giving up the title.
>>157219905for a while it looked like shittykickboxing took his soul and that he would shit the bed as soon as the tap and circle stopped working vs a decent opponent
>>157219902Shit up you mouth
>>157220007
Why's /heem/ sleepy tonight? My favorite time is 12-3 am heemingDid this subpar card with all finishes make everyone blow their load?
>>157220124poor sport is dying
i dint watch teh fights today
>>157220215Chud
>>157220004for someone with intel in their name you sure do sound retarded
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>157220215U live under a rock or sumtin
>>157220260Did you like The Victims' Game?
>>157220359>you after 1 round with me
>>157220359signature smirk of superiority
Merab looked so Slavic before his face got disfigured and he became a gnome
>>157220359kid from cawlrado took down an empire
>>157220398face too small for headonly need one goggle in his pool
I look exactly like Anthony Smith and I am 100% white.
>>157220415post your mugshot then
>>157220299Yeah. I like the derpictoin of aspergers. And hoenstly? Respect.
I look exactly like Angela Hill and I am 100% white.
>>157220525Impressive tandem ghost fighting from these 2 ANIMALS
>>157220475hit me up in the heemcord bapa
>>157220359avra
>>157220533Invite me
>>157220378Bappa is unironically blessed
>>157220560Do you look like Angela Hill
>>157220533>>157220560Sorry, she's already hittin' me up in the norwoodcord
>>157220560sent
Leave Antony Smith alone he didn't do anything wrong women shouldn't be drinking alcohol + he's a ufc fighter too they have discipline and only fight back when threatened
>>157220578Smiff's wife said the prosecutor is lyingOG takers of the smiffpill already knew this though because WE also have the heart of a lion
>>157220709>TALKING ABOUT ELECTRIC STARTS>TONIGHTS CARD HAS SOME ELECTRIC FIGHTERS
>>157220475ignore those clowns bb girl sup
But trust me, i will fight againi will fight againi will fight againAnd there will be no GaneBut if you're ever confusedI stand with the JewsI don't feel brave, I just need to behave like a human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sho65WSnog4?si=1a2b3c4d5e6f7g8h
What if the UFC starts hiring OF models as the ring girls
Niw that the dust has settled. That was a great card yesterday.We enjoyed it.We benefitted.We triumphed.
Allou me to persent my peins for the sucken
>>157219289>shit boxing>chinlet >only a good defensive wrestler but not much offense to use his ground game>poor defense and IQletThe Alex Hernandez victim? The Edson Barboza victim telegraphing a takedown into a knee? Not an elite fighter. Even Paddy would beat him.
>>157220578Should fighters get more lenient sentences in violent offenses? Considering they are professional fighters who have an insane amount training and experience in getting technically proficient in extreme physical violence. Fighters usually show remarkable self-control (with some exceptions) when they use violence in real world confrontationsNate Diaz choking a guy who approached him, or Mike Perry heeming some belligerent old drunk outside a bar with 1 hit would seem excessive for regular society, but they could have done way worse if they wantedSame with Smith.
Tomorrow we enter Asplund fight week.
>>157220825causes jon jones to have a meltdown
>>157220974Yes sir!
>>157220974Whoops *
>>157220974this is a blue board
My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
Antony smoth
it's all love sneedy
>>157221003all I see is red
woke up with a god damn toothache
didnt ask fag, go ahead and shut the fuck up
nah that's fucked up bruh. that's not something to joke about.
yeah, good lil bitches know when to shut up
the quads of power
>>157221111I kneel
>UFC Fight Night: Gamrot vs. Salkilld
That polack cunt is gonna get sparked
Gamrot finna expose that upstart Aussie. There are levels to this. That 30-27 is coming thick and fast.
I sometimes like to award the Biggest Faggot Cuck Award to which fighter had the worst performance of the night. But there are too many to choose from.D-Rod, Todorovic, Cepo, Janicic, Oban, Propolec, Poppeck.All fierce contenders.Who was the biggest faggot cuck?I think Cepo. He was a gargantuan favourite and lost pathetically. Stupid mentally ill freak.
>>157221500Don't make me laugh, mate
>>157221512Oban Elliot dropped by a jab then splayed out like a helpless woman getting GnP'd was embarrassing to watch
>>157220962I'm pretty sure they already do get leniency. Its what stardom and being a C list celeb gets you. The biggest one for in recollection rn was Jon Jones got away with 18 month probation for that hit and run while the average Joe gets 0-6 months prison + potentially felon status.
Not a single good card in sight
>>157221545Indeed. He was a big underdog, though.
Gayrot? Oh you mean Pooriush's fleshlight. Yeah he's getting heemed
>>157221623godrot won thos fights faggot
>>157221623Pooram, Ilia's cheerleader? Seriously?
>>157221623Can’t believe Armong ducked this dude for Hooker. Any good fighter should be able to beat Bumrot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYa9rSWa6aY
i kind of expected ufc belgrade to be worse but still ended up fairly decenta few fights were definitely bumfight territory but can't complain with that many finishesthe worst part was janicic's injury, really brought down the vibe
Jannies iffy, uh, anon got the stiffy, uhGot piccies, uh, thread it holds 250, uhBAAASSSEEEEEEEED GAAAANGGPop these Jannies like a wheelie nigga, They all silly niggasIn the hood with my Anon niggas, and that Hiro niggaThey run up and they banning niggas, we just dabbing niggaNo GF, they all losers nigga, fuck that boomer niggaIn the thread, memes in my post, Waifu on the phoneShe wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jawMan that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the doorI don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some moreOn /sp/ my niggas Milly Rock, my niggas shitpost bopBlow a case a jannie throwing shots, I run 'em off they blockQuarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spotJannies talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lotI don't fuck with no good posts, only shitpostsPut my dick in jannies asshole, I pass him to my broMods they all sad hoes, they all bad hoesI'ma fuck them I dash home, to the cash hoeI'm on some cuck a janny shit, take a jannies bitchDo the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whipI pull up with a stick, I let that shit hitShut up, cus I fucked that jannies bitchJannies iffy, uh, Anon got the stiffy, uhGot piccies, thread it holds 250, uhMove milli', all my anons on fifty, uhTalk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uhHit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnidsSpinning through ya block like a pop shove-itBanning me Change IP, jannies suck itI ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck itI'm on some rob a Jannie shit, take a Jannies bitchDo the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whipI pull up with a stick, I let that shit hitShout out, but I fucked that Jannies bitchI'm on some rob a Jannies shit, take a Jannies bitchDo the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whipI pull up with a stick, I let that shit hitShut up, cus I fucked that Jannies bitchBAAASSSEEEEEEEED GAAAANGG
I worry about you sneed
faggot
https://youtu.be/S3vDCgbI_YQ?si=kuqSx98BVvV1sxMu
>>157221769You should really worry about your own life more than randoms on 4chan, you know that?
>>157217267Need to hear the audio. Makes the whole quote.https://x.com/yonann/status/2083593851902816719?s=20
>>157221849Who stops him?
>>157221874I am my brother's keeper
Not too worried 'bout the wrongs, you should be worried 'bout finding peacePromise I'd run rhe bag up before you find me on my kneesI won't give up, it's just in me, how I bleed like the Z'sAin't no one gon' believe in me like I believe in meNot too worried 'bout the wrongs, you should be worried 'bout making peacePromise I'd run this bag up before you catch me on my kneesI won't give up, it's just in me, how I bleed like a ZAin't no one gon' believe in me like I believe in me
GODrot
ref: 5 minutes k buddyagpinall: year and a half?
we get to see mateusz gamrot die !!!
How was ufc serbia?
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for daysThe people I meet always go their separate waysSometimes you tell the day by the bottle that you drinkAnd times when you're alone, well, all you do is think
>>157221677Isn't Gamrot the 3rd best wrestler behind Arman and Islam?He's a legit threat to Arman
I’m attacking your family
I'm not saying I'd suck on kayla harrison's roidclit or anything
>>157222189what are you saying then
king clozzy every janny wanna cut the legs off himclozza finland taking no losses oh yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re0MctVkMOM
>>157222222Yo nigga you just got six in a row. Finland is dominate
>>157222228they don't anymore make the men like tauski
you gotta love the yolester
Israel "The Hybrid" AdesanyaYoel "The Hybrid" RomeroSean "The Hybrid" StricklandKhamzat "The Hybrid" Chimaev
high britdarren till
what is a pool of liver anyway that sounds disgusting
Jan Blachowicz is a slow starter, not to mention a former champion so that stoppage was entirely too early total bullshit call
>>157222329they said he can't even lift weights anymore it's cruel
i am become gane
the streets have spoken. they're saying garry is a nonce.
>>157222150has a meltdown caused by tom aspinall
and so, in the end, tom aspinall turned out to be nothing but a taller robert whittaker
Aspinall had him so shook he was ducking INTERVIEWS. Aura.
Troonspinall castrated xherself
tom aspinall has a humiliation fetish
Tom "The Hybrid" Aspinall
>>157217267I would snap jonahs shit up fast and remind him he's still the fat nerd from superbad
>>157222586You'd do nothing because your muscles have atrophied from being a couch potato, you dud ass spud!
Jon and Tom both faced Gane. How did those fights go?
>>157222647Gane bitched out both times.
>>157222655He only tapped against Jon.
Here comes my chinese rug!
Why is she ranked but Stephanie isnt? She fucked her up in her last fight. https://youtu.be/E-jYwk86c3c?si=IxWz3ciRzSOmmkNC
>>157219427lmao barboza's knee was planned you moron, rewatch the fight and you can see dariflush was spamming the jab to takedown
Trvke
bro watches wmma
>>157222945>this fighter I manage is going to...le win!
>>157222945Remember when he exposed Islam's use of an IV
heemember when is the lowest form of conversation
>>157222664And cheated in the other one, which is way worse
>>157223053
>>157221928Id make that smug jew tap
>>157223103I fuckde here
>>157223062Clozzoid loves his Blacks!
She's lesbian btw
if johnny walker beats mick parkin and they don't book johnny walker vs valter walker i stg
>>157222945can someone put this terrorist in prison already
>>157217267THAT's jonah hill??????
I also like cyril gane but let's be honest. He's no don omar
>>157223124Walker Blood Feud
>>157222945>supports fighter he manages >Justin wins fight against the odds>thinks he has elite ball knowledgeAli and his delusional posts, taking over his fighters accounts calling out fighters is Allah's gift to the MMA community
i’m not gonna be silent any longer. creampie ali abdelaziz
>>157223109that's why he married your mother
Keep an eye out for this Welsh Gangster, kid named Oban Elliott
>>157223153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZdeIdQMa1U
Oban Elliott has all the makings of the next UFC superstar, he just needs some more time to adjust. Our career is a marathon, not a sprint.
>>157223162ali is a tophis fighters receive the creampies
oban elliott has the chin of an older johnny walker
Oinkban Pigliott got lee rigaped by a BBC
>>157223197johnny had a better chin before
the ufc should provide chin pads for fighters who are incapable of growing beards
It's great to see Rakic finally looking like himself out there in the UFC octagon. Rakic was using super fast footwork and a master class low kicking game to establish a stick and move style with his elite kickboxing, and even implemented grappling against the cage to establish posture and accumulate control time towards his convincing decision victory over Marcin Tybura. The guy is going to do great things in this organization, just you wait
wonking the ankalaev
>>157223221
>>157223211Xhe won a double dip BBC daddy bacon bussy buster.
We saw a prime, vintage alexander rakic performance in the ufc octagon at heavyweight, this kid can truly do anything
Who is the smallest fighter you think could be a legitimate problem at heavyweight?
>>157223240>looks at lhw rankings>looks at mw rankingsdear oh dearie me maybe a motivated costa
>>157223240Michael Adebolajo.
>>157223247the ufc would be better if they killed themselves
>>157223182Incredible
>>157223240Iron Mike Chandler
why did khalil rountree go on a diet instead of just staying fat and fighting at heavyweight
>>157223247But enough about Trooneutered Aspeunuch.
>>157223240paddy pimblett with no weight cut
>>157223130
>>157223272wait a minute this isn't a real picture where are his SICK neck tats?
>>157223272one punch to take out two toms
>>157223221He needed the full 3 rounds to win a decision against a wrestler who hardly went for a takedownIf anything, his fight made worry about if he goes up against a top ranked HW
javier speaking in strange ali infused ESLisms on his submission radio interview
>>157221928I hate the entire genre of live in person podcasts
Ali Abdelaziz is a CIA asset tasked with reporting extremism from the dagestani camp
watching all these ufc finishes from yesterday. 8/10. biggest knock are the females being on my screen
>>157223345not that weird but in the ballpark
>>157222945does this mean Gaethje is retiring or what? They are lining up Usman for the division. Also, Jake Paul got cucked by Daner.
yet women wont sign the contract for the fight
>>157223378bitches want fame. she linked up with him when he was suppposed to be the next Conor McGregor. she fumbled the bag and can't admit it.
>>1572233755/10
bro dated a half-brazilian chick and made his entire existence revolve around brazil. even crazier is that his irishness is what even made him remotely popular with the cazzie fanbase.
>>157223272
isn't it crazy that the most "humble" religious fighters are also the most juiced. brazzas, brazilians, kangz, you name it.
>>157223439>humble there is always a huge misconception that because they don’t speak English they are always kind. No megan olivehay he isn’t a cool calm guy, he just speaks zero fucking English and has sub 70iq only focused on fucking and fighting.
all women in the mma world, including fighters, are only around as eye candy. and that's a good thing.
>>157216919Chin is gone Poatan never wins at heavyweight
>>157223378Disingenuous. The average only fans skank earns like 100 dollars a month or something pitiful
>>157223026complaining about posts is actually the lowest form of conversation
>>157223430Excellent post.
>>157223475it humbles the woman
>>157223463100% chance Haley Cowan slept with at least one of UFC’s top guys to get on the roster
>>157223475I knew a girl who did only fans full time back during covid. She bragged about how many followers she had and how she gets paid to masturbate, etc. One time i made her show her earnings and it was like $400 per month. She did a ton of solo anal stuff, custom requests, messaged with her followers constantly and only made like $15/day lol
I want to see Costa get pasted by Jiri. just totally destroyed. smug bastard shitposts way too muchalso does Salkilld have a real shot against Gamrot?
>>157223528I don’t know how to tell you this anon…Jiri sucks
>>157223526Yeah I knew a girl who did it, photos got leaked of her jamming shit in her fanny and she probably made like £80 in total
>>157216919give him Volkov. it's a good fight and Volkov deserves a #1 contender match
>>157223535No...........
>>157223537The girl i knew was very pretty but had the classic traumatic childhood. Redhead with a great body, tons of stupid tattoos, stripper makeup always. We were both regulars at a dive bar, pretty sure she fucked everyone at that place except me lol. A million red flags. She eventually started dating some divorced wealthy guy 20 years older and he made her delete her OF
>HE JUST KNOCKED A BLOKE OUT
>>157217115there’s no way an amateur mma fighter owns property
>>157222126Is he wearing floor tiles?
>>157223526>did a ton of solo anal stuff>only made like $15/day loland? you do it for free
>>157223565False premise. Almost all posts about him are dismissive, often laughing at him.
Troonmala Aspiglet’s galactic throat onlyfans.
>>157223563Damn, sneed couldn't even get a crumb of puss from the local jezebel
>>157223475this bitch is full of herself she probably thinks it's obvious that she's just so beautfiul and sexy that she'd make the top 0.1% and be a millionaire
>>157223565Ganecells are the post insecure people in existence.
>>157223583I bought her a drink once because she was bitching about her life and i felt sorry for her. She gave me a week free to her OF. It was sad. You could see the dead soul in her photos and videos >>157223597She was well known for doing anal as a method of birth control. I’m not exaggerating. 20 guys from that bar nutted in her ass raw. I was not going to be 21She loved UFC too lol. That’s how we met
>>157223602Yes but also at him crying and getting his balls cut off.
>>157223609
>>157223602Aspiggy admitted to neutering xerself. Aspiggy admitted to having a teeny weeny TWP.
Is Aspinall fighting again or what
mmm, a delicious tom aspinall burger™ cannot wait to take a bite*places burger on garbage bin*
>>157223535that's a bum ass opinion. Jiri is dangerous as hell against anyone
>>157223633He’s been solved. It’s over for Jiri. Chin is gone.
time to end this suffering i need a minute to myself
Is Sneed the biggest loser here? Perhaps
>>157223650sadly the new generation of ufc fans doesn’t know face the pain
JiRoevWade REFUSED to take the birth control. Xhe wanter xer bacon bussy bred by Uldaddy and seeded with superior samoan spunk.
>>157223565he was deemed the real champ and goat of mma before he even fought for the belt and then when his time arrived he literally went home crying
>>157223633Jiri is most dangerous against heemself
I'm Gay: The Post>>157223666
>>157223430What are we doing here b?
Hands down chin out call me Jiri Prochazka
>>157223711and you faggots wonder why tom is a meme now
>>157223723just having a giggle m8
>>157223666highly iq ufc satirical rendering my friend
>>157222222>ToкoгaзThis nigga name Electricgas
unconscious no belt call me jiri prochazka
>>157223740it goes far beyond here, the people are ready to bury him, and they will
Pigri no belts sadly
Anyone here get any pussy in the last year? Like damn nigga fuck off outta hea and get sum
>>157223771I've fucked over 600,000 women this month alone
>>157223777
>>157223771a pussy will only cover 7 inches of your body its up to you to protect the rest
>>157223771Troonmala got a designer vagina installed.
finna chug this bad boy rn
>>157223777Hoenstly? Respect
>>157223378such wisdom
>>157223790>>157223777>trips
>>157223853no way you got shit like this in croatia b
My son told me when he dreams he's Jiri Prochazka. I asked him what he does in those dreams. He said he was a dolphin and that he was a dinosaur and that he was an eagle. I said to him that that doesn't sound like he's Jiri Prochazka when he dreams. He just laughed and said "No, Pop, you misunderstand. When I dream I'm asleep and I don't have a belt on."
>>157223904influence of The Rizzler knows no bounds, I fear
why are boxers so gay? pic rel is the crew bobby green whooped in sparring. the same people that claim whiteboys can't fight and that mma fighters get knocked out by boxers.
>>157223955Guy in photo 2 looks based
>>1572239552 and 3 can get it no homo
why didn’t ilia roll for the imanari
>>157224036Josh Barnett in shambles.
>>157224036>meaningless combination of words do not suddenly acquire meaning simplyI agree, which is why your cope arguing God cannot be omnipotent is just that - cope. You could argue the answer is 'yes' but conversely he could then make himself able to lift something he was once unable to lift. It's like putting your hand on top of your other hand, then moving it on top over and over.
>>157224036Fedora guy was right.
>>157224089>see, God doing stuff is just like when I do stuffthe root of atheism is narcissism
Certain types of of people don't like it when you apply logic and critical thinking. Talking about Gane fans of course.
>>157224142ackshually the root of atheism is Christianity, the cult of truth present in modern science is actually a Christian hangover
analyzing gane is a fool's errand. one could never hope to comprehend the machinations of an all powerful being with an omniscient mid
>>157223777744 hours in the month, and at 600,000 women, you would need to fuck 806 per hour the entire month. I believe you
Christ, I, Anity
>>157224217>>157224217>>157224217
>>157224209king mo vs newton
>>157223598OF is a nice reality check for some girls who think they can sell their pictures and easily rake in thousands even millions of dollars to find out they put their nude bodies on the internet for creeps to goon to and can't even make a couple hundred from it
>>157222222Wasted