Saturday (01/08)>Copa do BrasilNOW! | Atlético Mineiro 0 x 0 Juventude21:00 | Santos x Remo>Argentina20:30 | Racing Club x Tigre>Colombia (UTC-5)NOW! | Independiente Medellín 0 x 0 Deportivo Cali22:15/20:15 | Junior Barranquilla x MillonariosSunday (02/08)>Copa do Brasil16:00 | Palmeiras x Fortaleza18:00 | Mirassol x Grêmio18:30 | Chapecoense x Cruzeiro19:30 | Internacional x Corinthians>Argentina14:30 | Deportivo Riestra x Barracas Central14:30 | Aldosivi x Gimnasia y Esgrima17:00 | Newell's Old Boys x Boca Juniors19:15 | River Plate x Rosario Central21:30 | CA Lanús x Instituto De Córdoba>Uruguay12:00 | Racing de Montevideo x Boston River15:00 | Central Español x Liverpool UY18:30 | Nacional x Progreso>Colombia (UTC-5)17:45/15:45 | Jaguares de Córdoba x Atlético Nacional19:45/17:45 | América de Cali x Boyacá Chicó FC22:00/20:00 | Independiente Santa Fe x Once CaldasMonday (03/08)>Copa do Brasil21:00 | Athletico x Vitória>Argentina16:45 | Sarmiento x Independiente Rivadavia19:00 | Vélez Sarsfield x CA Independiente19:00 | Club Atlético Platense x CA Talleres21:15 | Central Córdoba x San Lorenzo21:15 | Huracán x Atlético Tucumán>Uruguay19:00 | Defensor Sporting x CA Cerro>Colombia (UTC-5)22:00/20:00 | Atlético Bucaramanga x Cúcuta DeportivoUTC-3Previous: >>157193062
>>157216817This but somewhat unironically.
anime
There is still Santos playing next!
>>157216921El nuevo enganche de San Lorenzo
>>157216950Cringe Timmy trying to look tough
How many tonight?
>>157216976Is he even playing?
first, tolima beat alianzaSecond, argentinaThird, ÉL ME DICE QUE NO LE IMPORTA ESTAR (gif related)CON UNA SUPER ESTRELLA
>>157216976Who cares, I just want isabel to be happy
Is a nose like this optimal for breathing?
>>157216940A Copa do Brasil tem que acabar.
wtf is wrong with this retard
>>157217028he's very low iq, please understand
>>157217028He saw Lewis Dunks best chest passes highlights
I was at the gym yesterday, I did some pull ups (7) and this guy tells me>wow and you’re overweight, imagine if you lost weightKkkkk he’s right though I’m very strong for the average yeison, but he made me chuckle. I will use this force to bang Isabel and comfort her after santos second relegation
>>157217062Isabel is happily married ngmi
Atlético vs Juventude is rubbish but still feels like a World Cup game compared to Vasco vs Fluminense
>>157216997How are you my friend, hope we beat Millos today
>>157217186that's barbabol, cherish it
damn this igor gomes dude is kinda good?
>>157217028sovl....
Very excited for Santos 0 x 0 Remo
>>157217381The canchas are empty so players don't give their best performances.
Copa do brasil? more like copa dos slurpers.
>>157217384Vasco's problem is that São Januário is too small for their hinchas. The attendance rate is low, but the cancha is always full. They'd have very high attendances if they played in the Maracanã.
>>157217439they played in Maracanã today and it was empty
>>157217452I don't believe you.
>>157217471you shouldn't have to believe me if you watched the game
>>157217478Bap and Globo edited the fans out of the pic.
>>157217478That is fluminense's side.
>>157217513stadiums in rio don't have a side, it's all mixed, like their genes
>>157217518>stadiums in rio don't have a sideImagine the fucking smell.
>>157217478você é um canalha vagabundo da pior espécienessa foto o povo ainda estava chegando no estádio
>>157217531you can look up the numbers by yourself
>>157217536>37kyou were partially right, I'm sorry for the harsh words
stadium in argentina have A side
>>157217544The side of the associates.
>>157217544wouldn't have 10% of the sovl if it were normal
fuck a.nal
Hj tem santos e vcs já sabemapós o jogo tem video da Isabel triste pela derrota
>>157217628>derrotaHahaHe thinks this isn't going to be yet another 0-0 slurper
>>157217536Fraudulent numbers by the Flamengo-appointed Maracanã management
O cadeirudo fodido do Neymar não tá empatando com o remo em casa não né? Ele não tá fazendo isso
>gabagool
Good night I love women
>>157217734Bitch looks 35.
for me, it's fernanda hanzen
Cuca, Neymar, Gabigordo, Gabriel Menino, Rony...Junção do que há pior do ser humano num time só
>>157217734that is a man btw
Y’all need to stop being mean to women
Gabigol
My first decree as president of the South American Empire is the ban of all female shaving products and the inauguration of the Female Body Hair Inspection Police.
Se nao fosse River Plate e aquela zaga lixo que entregou jogo em 4 minutos, Gabigordo hj estaria no Goiás ou jogando em algum time tipo Estoril
Gabigordo kkkkkkkkkk
O Gabigol tem quase mesmo numero de gols do Calleri no SPFC mas o Calleri tem bem menos jogos e ainda por cima ficou lesionado 9 meses
Gabigol decidiu 2 libertadores e uma copa do Brasil Calleri peidou numa final de sul-americana
Is Calleri better than Gabigol? No.Is Calleri better than Yuri Alberto? No.Is Calleri better than Kaio Jorge? No.Is Calleri better than Pedro? No.Is Calleri better than Vitor Roque? No.Is Calleri better than Cano? No.Is Calleri better than John Kennedy? No.Is Calleri better than Caio Vinícius? No.Is Calleri better than Alejo Véliz? Maybe.
Gabigol tá pedindo
>>157217907This moment alone is worth more than Calleri's whole career.
>>157217799i want to bury my face in those thighs and extend my tongue and just go ahnyanyanaynayhanyammaamanyhmaynmhaynhmaynhyamnyanhmyahmnyalalablalblablallllaaaalblalblamnmmanmanyua
Vamos falar a verdade: o Zé Welinson parando o Neymar e nao deixando ele jogar só demonstra que toda convocação dele foi uma jogada de marketing e o Ancelotti é parte da máfia dos empresários
>Após o retorno da Copa do Mundo, o debate sobre arbitragem voltou a ocupar o centro do futebol brasileiro. E isso não acontece por acaso.>Nos últimos anos, consolidou-se entre torcedores, profissionais do futebol e parte significativa da opinião pública a percepção de que um determinado clube vem sendo reiteradamente beneficiado por decisões de arbitragem. Essa percepção não nasce apenas da rivalidade esportiva. Também encontra respaldo em números.>Levantamento do Espião Estatístico, do ge, mostra que, desde a implantação do ranking do VAR, em 2020, até o Campeonato Brasileiro de 2026, o Palmeiras acumula o maior número de decisões alteradas a seu favor (65), o menor número de decisões contrárias entre os principais clubes do país (47) e o maior saldo positivo do futebol brasileiro (+18). Também lidera o número total de intervenções do VAR.Nunca imaginei que iria ver o Flamengo batendo na entidade judaica paulista
São Paulo pega quem na Copa do Brasil?
>>157217985Kkkkkkk I totally forgot they lost to fucking juventud
esse esporte slurpador de sêmen não é pra mim
>>157218025Juventude are likely to beat Galo too in the 2nd leg. Cuidado, muito cuidado.
Craque Geração 2030 Gabriel Bontempo
Casemiro scored an own goal at the MLS by the way
>>157218057He wasnt that bad at united last season. The world cup has fucked his confidence.
>>157218091I don’t think him being an Indio Gordo fodido playing in jeans has anything to do with confidence
O craqui da copa Neymar can't even play well against Remo
>>157218106Jeez alright man
What an amazing day of football!
>>157218179Yes, brazilian football is amazing, right?
This is just a normal Saturday for fuchibol argenchinoThis is what we’d have without Samir Xaud
>>157218192Oh yeah, o país do futebol indeed!
>pênalti pro remoKkkkkkkkkkk
thread has turned into a biological hazard
What does he do?
Programação da borracharia
The argentinization of brazilian football.
Que hermosa mi amor
>>157218238>>157218243the beauty of fuchibola
>>157217799>>157218238>saved 3 images in between theseshow us
>>157218249>that tattooyou just know
>>157218238>>157218243crazy how all 3 home teams weren't able to beat the much smaller opponents
Como ousam comparar com o Calleri
>>157218341how does that happen
>>157218490nerve gas
>>157218341É mais difícil do que parece, canalha
>>157218535Cotia é um balcão de negócios do PCC
>>157218341
Wasn't in the mood to post the follow up cancha posting because grandma died this morning but >we won.
>>157218496Is that when you get nervous and can't stop farting?
>>157218575posta a webm do gol q ele fez aos 87 minutos
>>157218608Cerro Porteño deserve to win a copa lib and mundial
Se achar jogadoras do SPFC bonitas e wife material for crime, entao pode me prender
>>157218608Rip gramma
>>157218694Imagina simpar essas horrorosas
>>157218608i'm sorry bro. i have zero memories of my grandma, didn't even went to her funeral
Frouxo, covarde, pau mandando, omisso, incompetente, bunda-mole, bandido, mentiroso, medroso, caloteiro, capacho, marionete dos vitalícios, lacaio, pilantra, incapaz, inútil, nulo, mau pagador, duas caras, desonesto, sem culhão, cínico, canalha, falso, parasita, sevandija.
>>157218694>>157218741Stop adding random English words.
>>157218608Congratulations for the win, and I'm sorry for your grandma.
>Burrior
>>157218499I wouldn't have scored that goal.
Howdy cowboy
>>157218796I would've.
>>157218535moment nordest
>>157218935>would've, should've, could'veNeymar or Vasco fan?
How would you feel if you had eaten a Milanesa Suiza?
>>157219083Great.
>>157219020We are all Neymar fans here.
SoonThe jews will lose another brasileirão
Imagine this nigga dying and thinking "wow can't wait to get to heaven" and then at the gates an angel tells him "this is how much water you wasted creating shitty Palmeiras AI images you are going straight to hell".
>>157218741>those armpits>those teeth>the body fat is still thereGoodness gracious, close-up photos of fatlaska should be illegal.
I thought trikaschizo was the worst poster, but this alaska fag (which I assume is also the palmeirense coomer) is great competion
>>157219914No trikas, you are still the most annoying one.
>>157219924Oh, right, there's also you, who can be said to be almost a furniture in this thread the way you are always present. But you are more ignorable
>>157219963bodied that argensimian lmao
>>157219520That one I downloaded for free I didnt create it
>>157218535he's playing with Pelé now
We all be, big a monkey man.We´ll eat banana, night and day.We´ll invite every one to meet usand we´ll worship the big Banana Queen.
>>157220605KWAB
>>157219520Maybe the angel should ask God to make more water?
Peidei
Santos drew against Remo lol
Why does south and central america have so many ufo sightings?
We won last night
>>157217799God I love women so fucking much
Bom chia
https://www.mixvale.com.br/2026/08/02/virginia-fonseca-says-goodbye-to-vini-jr-with-a-party-and-declaration-before-returning-to-europe-en/>Virginia Fonseca says goodbye to Vini Jr. with a party and declaration before returning to Europe
>>157223151I doubt arabs and spanish mafiosi give millions and millions of euros to retard pardos like Neymar and negros like Vini JrThey are truly racist and evil arabs and turks. To me Neymar and Vini Jr are nothing but cover front for drug trafficking organizations, like they do get paid a lot of money but not the amount that the media claim300 million dollars Neymeme supposedly won in Saudi Arabia, 80% was payment for cocaine trade which ended up in the hands of brazilian drug lords and bankers, maybe 10 to 15% ended up in his pocket
>>157223185true
It's too early to have trikas schizo rants.
>>157223185Damn
Let's be real here: you're just black and ashamed of it.
Morning gents
>>157223746Bom chia. Who's ready for more semen slurping at copa do brasil?
Someone stole her culo.
la vem o fluminense com chernobyl
>>157223746The light is leaving her eyes, bros...
Palmeiras 3x1 FortressMirassol 2x1 Grêmio Chapeconiense 1x1 CugulosoInter 2x1 Corinthians
>>157223883all 0x0
>Não tem mais programa após almoço com jornalista acusando Palmeiras de comprar arbitragem, discussao ao vivo ameaçando matar a pessoa, Eurico miranda indo ao programa ao vivo com 3 mil folhas de um processo dizendo que é inocente de todas acusaçõesJornalismo acabou. Virou tudo script
>>157223889boomers tomaram oneshot do combo IA + barraco
I found out Grêmio is playing today, and that ruined my Sunday
I found out Mirassol is playing today and all the clouds in my soul disappeared.
Sinagoga de Satanás hj vai roubar os nordestinos mas eles nao vao falar nadaSe fosse algum time do RJ ou do RS roubando o Fortaleza, eles passariam a semana toda promovendo ódio entre sul x nordeste, falando que o nordeste é vitima, que os árbitros são nazistas e fãs do Hitler, que toda criança do sudeste aprende na escola a odiar nordestinos...Mas como é o Palmeiras, nada vai acontecer. Quando Palmeiras roubou contra Sport e Fortaleza em 2024 e 2025 ficaram caladinhos
if I was israel netanyahoo or whatever, I'd spend my money on other stuff rather than shoving beans down the black cheeks but since I'm not jewish I can't imagine what goes on in their head
Deus é mt bom comigoEu tive privilégio de ver Calleri e Rogério Ceni na mesma vidaquantas pessoas morreram em 2018 e 2019 e nao puderam ver a volta do Calleri em 2021?Pra mim o maior ídolo do clube após Ceni
Boca juniors is a really retarded name. Mouth kiddies? Really?But then again this was brought to us from the same language speakers that say they get molested every time their team loses
>>157225093They are cultivating a high methanol environment, by the year 2040 brazil will be a leading producer in alternative fuels and Lula's plan will enter in motion.
>>157225202Aren't Brazil and Argentina exporter of crude oil?
Eu teria 5 filhos com ela e todos seriam em homenagem a jogadores do SPFCJonathan CalleriRogério LucasDiego RafaelPablo RochaMuller Leonardo
I completely forgot I had signed us up for a Copa Mickey, the deadline is in less than two weeks. Any requests? The team will be based on pic related since it's already ported to the stupid version of PES they will be using.I will add "2025 doesn't count" because making the 3D model will be trivial.
>>157225399>I will add "2025 doesn't count"Like this?
>>157225563It was going to be a normal player with a signpost saying "2025 nao conta" on his neck instead of a head, but I guess it can be Nerman holding a sign
>>157225399Increase hulk's bunda.
>>157225598No not necessarily reymar, just the guy holding the sign, but the signpost works too.
I forgot what originated 2025 não conta but I suppose it's related to San Pablo
kek
>>157225640Like every fan of a failed club, trikaschizo started talking about just how many fans São Paulo has and how the Morumbi is always sold out with people flying on hot air balloons and gliders to get a glimpse of the stadium because they didn't get tickets.But the chart showed São Paulo's good 2023 and 2024 attendance rates along with their dysmal 2025 numbers, which he explained as não conta.
>fortaleza e palmeiras, que vão jogar em cuiabáExcuse me?
2025 literalmente nao conta
Nao é por nada nao mas o Palmeiras nao está tendo ajuda da arbitragem e o Abel já está nervoso
>>157226099Obrigado groki.
Se Deus quiser hoje o Palmeiras irá perder
Vcs acham que só nós enxergamos que o Palmeiras rouba? os jornalistas sabem tambem, mas tem medo de falar pq sabe q eles sao narcotraficantes e a Leila é a rainha da cocaina
0-0zil
I ate 7 empanadas árabes and now my bathroom smells like the middle east.
>>157226524I know people will say le borracharia et cetera et cetera, but this Copa do Brasil round is being abnormally slurpified. Four slurpers and counting, and the matchups weren't even at all. Maybe Santos'. But that's still at least three games with a clear favourite. Did the small clubs learn a new knockout guerilla meta, or is it just incompetence from the grandes?
>>157226555it seems we are going back to the early/mid 2010s levels of slurpballthe post-jorge jesus era is coming to an end
>>157226555A verdade é que tanto no jogo do Santos ontem quanto no jogo do Palmeiras hj os árbitro nao estao no modo "Rouba para o time grande"Já o jogo do Juventude eu nao assisti e nao posso opinar. Talvez no brasileirão eles precisem roubar porque há acordos com as máfias da aposta e nao tem como disfarçar, na copa dp brasil talvez a máfia do apito só funciona em questão de amarelos e não no resultado da partida
>>157226609mano cala a boca na moral
Votoraty ended racism
Gol paraguaio
Alguém lembra última vez que o Palmeiras teve erros contra?Se a arbitragem no Brasil é "ruim" e erra "para todos", por que não existe nenhuma partida que o Palmeiras foi prejudicado?
Pode apostar vai ter penalti a favor do Palmeiras lá pelos 30-35 minutos de jogo, para garantir o resultado
Ñuls...please
>mementiel
Why are Latinxs from Cuba usually more European looking than those from other Latinx nations? At least for immigrants to USA.
>>>/pol/
>ñuls
Bokita is aplastating ÑULS
any interesting match going on right now?
>>157227180VERDAZZO low key schooling merdestinos sounds good to you?
>>157227180define interesting
>>157227180No.>>157227197The game is very dull.
Can bokita do the needful
>>157227216You’re just uncultured I’m afraidDo not reply to me again
Tim Pain scored for Olimpia in his first match.
>>157227197yea this match is over already
trikas have no answer to this
>>157227197keka funny Satanistbaalsed
imagina o cheiro no quarto desse palmeirense
>when blue flags start losing in an Internet discussion against a green flag
>>157227296I want to squeeze those chubby arms
nice career Paulo Autuori has
>>157227343more like pic related
In brazil they call sun glasses raybeans.
>>157227343>requeijao cremosobrazilians find a way to make even ricotta sound sexual
>>157227296my dick just got hard imagining those armpits
>POOKITAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
OH NO NO NO NO NO
ITS BOVER
>>157227424Chances are that he has more libertadores than your club
Nordeste clubs will never again win major titles. Not because they're bad or because of some provincial squabbling nonsense, but because their clubs are hipercogidos. Fortaleza crumbled immediately after the first Palmeiras goal, but even if they defended well they wouldn't have the home advantage because they sold the 2nd game to Palmeiras, and it'll be played in Cuiabá.Their clubs can be well managed, become competitive sides, win a handful of games and qualify to the Libertadores. But then they never make it past the R16. That when they don't get knocked out by O'Higgins in the preliminary stage. Even the Sudamericana is too much for them. Zero dark horse potential, you just know these shitters will never amount to anything no matter how hard they try. Even in the plumber era of the Copa do Brasil, when you had unlikely winners such as Criciúma, Juventude, Santo André and Paulista, the only winner from nordeste was 2008 Sport. Even Brasiliense made it to a final and Bahia didn't. Again, they don't even have the excuse of being shit. Bahia and Vitória are objectively better than at least half the grandes. They're just addicted to failure.
>>157227424>Peru
>villa losing the ball led to Newell's scoringbut he paid his debt to society and stuff, so chicho siesta says it's all good
OH NO NO NON NONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>LITTLE MOUTHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>montero no tiene manos el hijo de re mil putakkkkkkkkkkkkyes, blame the keeper again, bosteros
>but we won the most important match of the year against o-jiguins, nobody talks about that
Mirassol scored but that one blue flag isn't watching because he's hatewatching Boca instead
>Takes Boca 10 big attempts to score one>Gets scored on every attemptBack to first semester, huhLook at this shit vs Riestra>82% possession for Baka
>>157227712I don't need to watch mirassol to know they'll win.
BOCA CHADS
>festejating an empate
You probably didn't know this, but Grêmio used to be one of the most successful clubs in Brazil
Holy pecheada
>>157228042They have the hottest fans.
>ñuls drew>>157228042kekthey played real madrid in the club world cup
>>157228042don't lie
>>157228118Boca is just the better teamIf anything, they were lucky they didn't finish the first half 0-3The day Boca starts scoring 1/4 of their attempts, they'll finish with 5 goals per gameYes, pic related wasn't a goalYes, Boca has like 20 chances just like pic related every game, even the worst ones like against Riestra
