Let's Make a Deal Edition>>157226198
Cubs won
PCA stands for Pupu Caca Ano
Doyers play in less than 2 hours
>>157227871Jerrbear!
>accidentally destroys baseball while not even paying attention to itSuch is the power of the NFL.
>>157227888kek!
>PoodresBAU BAU!
6 clean for George, he wants to leave!
>>157227889don't care, fag
Minnesota Twinks suck
brewshits
i thought he got it...
>>157227889total doyerpaco death
kek doyer vtrannies
>>157227895how have doyerputos not bullied these weeb faggots out of their fanbase
S..o....x
why doesn't teams just sign Bauer instead of giving up prospects?
who here tryna wein?
Halos avoid getting swept!Ureña out-pitches MisiorowskiMeck with a huge homer GG Brewers
>by the power of rome i am granted the ability to make the white sox barely above 500catholicism aint what it used to be senors
>>157227889and they're getting swept by the future 2026 world series champions
>>157227916Because we fund the team as much as the cholos down the street.
Doyers
>why doesn't teams just sign Bauer instead of giving up prospects?
>>157227916the doyerputos are weebs too
All it took for the yankees to finally win a series was to pay off the umps.
>penniless tranime NEETs>funding thingskek
That Angels artist from Japan returned to draw this for O'Hoppe
>>157227888check em
>>157227953Cubs won tho!
Angels Legend Ryan Zeferjahn gets a save in maybe his last game for Angels before he goes to a contender for a top 50 prospect
UMPIE DOWN
Cole Young needs a nice 9 figure contract right now.
i always reply to chikaner. he makes gays and trannies really mad and that's really good.
who the fuck is chikaner
Cole "TWIN KILLER" Young!I love this young man. I'm so glad he worked his way to the leadoff spot.
Im tired of my Yankees signing or trading for these fucking ESL latino plays every single fucking year. MLB needs to revamp how these international players get these work visas or something.Meanwhile Philly and LAs best players are mostly white/black and AMERICAN born yet my Yanks cant keep these fucking spics off the team for more than a season. One point they had a Japanese pitcher (Tanaka) throwing to Gary Sanchez (another non-English speaking latino) and they sucked together.
>>157227920who's bauer?
>>157227993i don't know and i don't want to know
Cole Young will change his name to Cole Old once he turns 35
>>157227993It's one guy's schizophrenic delusion.
>>157227939Good thing there's a wizard as well
>>157227997new doyerpaco schizo angle just dropped
>>157227991you'll still never get to suck his cock irl, simp
>>157228009get filtered attention seeking queer faggot
>>157228014The "No Refunds" part is great. There's nothing like a good fan sign.
Dodgers 7 GAME WS lineupSkubalYamamoto CGSnel/GlasnowOhtaniSkubalYamamoto CGYamamoto CG
it's pretty humiliating for chicanos to have to root for a team of whites, blacks and asians when you think about it
>>157228014kek
I miss when baseball used to be white and I'm tired of pretending it's not anymore.
Is suckcockpee back in the bullpen?
>>157228022all i have to do is put an unseen dot on the pic. telling someone you're going to filter them defeats the point of filtering, man. see u on /@/ too
Guys, Summerslam is about to start. Why are you still watching baseball?
>>157228057i think he's back in denmark
SEVEN shutout innings gosh who wouldn't want to put together a big league trade for a guy like George Kirby.
>>157228029>nothing like a good fan signit's a lost art to be honest, now its just a bunch of "it my bday throw me a ball" signs
Making a Target run. You fellas need anything while I'm there?
oh so you're just an avatar homosexualput a trip on then faggot
>>157228071because wrestling is just anime, and not very good anime
seranthony hopkins dominguez
>>157228079asian pears, please
skubal to the doyers
>>157228059>unseen dotliterally me
>>157228081ya don't like it? bring a weapon to wilshire blvd. either be there or keep complaining like a pussy <3
>>157228079Yeah i need shampoo and toilet paper but it's locked up at my target and I'm too shy to ask the black lady there to unlock it
>>157228059if he's making you change your image every single thread then he's won
>>157227916anime website
>>157228079ceiling fan
>>157228099you need to move to somewhere better
>>157228107anime website, bandwagon team
>>157228106only way you can stop someone is here physically
Canzone beating out a swinging bunt single is funny and unexpected.
>>157228085WWE > MLBThis general is just full of old cucks.
>>157228111yeah philly sucks
you know where i'll be. take off the tampon and we'll do it
>>157228129wwe is a children's cartoon, mlb is a sporthuge diff
>>157228098ill come with two unlicensed weapons, my fists. bring your entire tranny discord army as back up
for me it's ts4rent
>Twins buy at the deadline>lose the next two games to fall back under .500
>>157228079Pick us up some chicks who are there. Target is swarming with trim.Okay, two runners on with no outs for the Mariners. Let's see if they can actually score.
>>157228139see you here, man
>>157227959It’s a heartwarming story that moved the whole nation to tears.
>>157228081>>157228098>>157228139you two are so fucking gay holy shit just kiss already
>>157228143It's not to late to sell.
>>157227959I really miss these.
LA Weeb v. Sir Leafalot live at Summerslam
>>157228152stop menstruating and just ignore it, friend
>it's the animefag who's violent and basedNever would have guessed
>>157228124kek look at that
>all of the /mlb/ teams lost or are losing
>>157227891do you really think the owners and GMs bring up football in trade talks
>>157228163NOW WE'RE TALKING
DUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP
FINALLY CAL
Oh fuck that was a high fastball cal always misses too
Cal is back
>>157228177detroit absolutely did not want to give a good player to a rival NFCN leadhead, it didn't matter if it was brewers or the cubs (twinks and white sox aren't good enough to be cared about)
>>157228187No, it was a high breaking ball. If it were a high fastball, he would have popped it up or missed entirely. I still hate that he's swinging at stuff that high above the zone.
>leafs went real quietLA mindfucked them again KEK
>>157228190i dont buy this. its not like either team would pay what it takes to keep him
>>157228199Oh I thought it was another sinker kek
Huascar Brazoban saying goodbyes in the bullpenhad to happen, he's at his peak value right now
why did the twins give up
>>157228206you don't know how autistic these flyovers are about their rivalries in their dogshit division they shit up /nfl/ constantly despite none of them having beaten a good team in a decade
What's the padres pitching strategy now? Is everyone in the bullpen?
the phillies winning a series against the o's on a technicality is my world series
>>157228221to give up implies that they were ever trying, and evidently they never were
The trade deadline is exactly 24 hours from right now
>>157228220then he turned to the camera to said "gotcha"kek
>>157228162I think he got a new job + The Angels are ultra ass recently so he stopped doing them outside of special milestones
>do nothing at the deadline tomorrow>have a brief august/september collapse (for entertainment purposes)>somehow make the playoffs>eliminate the rivals at the wild card and division serieswe have seen this movie before...
>>157228224Canning, Sears, Marquez and Randy are bulk guys behind Hart, Yuki and Bradgley. This is until we get Soriano, Senga and Weathers, then Pivetta and Musgrove come back and we're back for real
Astros are winning the AL
Dude what the fuck is wrong with Bazardo?
>20 of 27 Yankee championships happened before free agency or a draft existed>20 of 27 Yankee championships happened when only 1 team from each league made the playoffs, which was automatically considered the "World Series">16 of 27 Yankee championships happened before integration>26 of the 27 Yankee championships happened before the luxury tax was introduced in 2002
>it was 6-0
>salary cap bad>luxury tax good thoughkek
What would you trade for this bussy?
>>157227941lmao. You fags were in hiding a month ago. Now here you are. All this talk, just to get eliminated by the stankees, again.
>>157228269>1 of the 27 Yankee championships since the twin towers fell down
Vargas and Brash can't get back soon enough.
>/mlb/ still seethingget rekt faggots
do we really count pre cap rings?
I need an afillin'
>>157228301hahaaaa
Mickey Moniak to Houston in exchange for Hector Frijoles and Kyzir Blackman II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTq6nwO4oJU
Sometimes its about when you get the hits.
>>157228223I don't think they browse /sp/ like you do
>>157228321>LA radioi don't speak spanish
>>157228338i learned it. mexican bitches love it
IT IS OVER
>>157228230the ALDS is the mariners world series so they should have 2 on that chart
>>157228345mexican women love everything foreign, we saw this at the WC
>it was 6-0holy shit mariners what are you doing?
I've been on the road the last 3 hours. what did I miss?
good lord, bullpen. pull your fucking heads out!
>kyle freeland complete gamerocks have the hot hand
MARINERS FIRESALE. NOW.
>>157228361trades, baybaw, and riveting homosexuality discussion
>>157228359>>157228362M's provide entertaining baseball at any cost.
The Big Dumpster experiment has failed. Trade him to the Dodgers.
>>157228373what trades?
>>157228136I figured that out when I was 9 or 10. I was stunned to learn many years later that there were reasonably smart adults that were still into it.
>>157228367Rocks got the hot hand.
>>157228269all due respect, we should have won in 2002, 2003, 2004, and 2007. 2007 is the real wtf year cannot believe they blew it.
>>157228381uh..... we kind of do need a catcher
>>157228302for my team, yesfor other teams, maybe
>>157228384my class found out the same age, but we didn't care and kept doing wrestling moves during playtime
>marinesaars wanted to tell me about how they're not really part of the west coast but actually part of epic cascadiayeah go fuck yourselves
>>157228391Dodgers are sniffing around on Rutschman
gayriners kek
>>157228407sniff around dis bussy
>>157228381>>157228391I'll take one Snell, with a side of Vesia.
qrd on Casey Mize and Clay Holmes
you know who really needs rutschman? philly. but they gave jt a 3 year contract at 35 years old for some reason
>>157228414if we land Rutschman, I might be able to be talked into that
COLE YOUNG 4 hit day, first of his career!
why do the yankees and dodgers always get away with giving up nothing?
>>15722843520+ years from now he'll be getting the call from the Hall.
>>157228444for entertainment purposes!
>>157228444because baseball doesn't have a salary cap
>>157228424>Mize5 innings guy and will pull his groin and go on the IL if he has to leave the mound to field a play
>>157228444They are the big market teams and MLB needs them to be good at all times
Interleague trades should not be allowed.
>>157228454Oh nvm >we have plenty of those
>>157228468...wut
>>157228468Interleague play should not be allowed. I remember when a time before it existed and it was glorious.
Dodgers are trying to trade Alex Call. Phillies and Rangers have expressed interest.
>>157228476The Tigers don't mind trading their stars to the Dodgers for peanuts because they, unlike the NL teams, don't have to deal with the consequences.
I had to drive through boystown on my way to wrigley because I arrived when the stinkees-cusb game ended and they were rerouting traffic around park, and it was literally the gayest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Samad Taylor would've caught that
>>15722848529 teams should implement a trade boycott with the Dodgers
American League should not have existed
>astros were 20 games under .500 2 months ago>now they're the only AL west team over .500KEK
>>157228507If MLB was just the National League minus the doyers, baseball would be perfect
>>157228507>american league shouldn't exist>national league adopts the unique aspect of american leagueessentially, the national league no longer exists
I'm old enough to remember when the nu bru cru said the dodgers wouldn't land Skubal because they didn't have the same prospect capital that the sewers did. what a stark difference in tone there is now.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
AL won the allstar game
icsamcrn
>>157224353>why don't other teams just have a $1.5 billion payroll?always cute when the "eat the rich" crowd bandwagon the rich team
come on twins hit a dinger
>>157228508The AL is a fucking joke. Also it's funny how the Astros keep going on hot streaks just in time to buy at the deadline. The longer they delay the rebuild, the longer it'll take for them to be competitive again.
>>157228482Explain why
Amazing choke from the Mariners. Good thing it's already sell season.
baseball should not be played west of the mississippi
>>157228508Yep they are getting Detmers and Adell from Anglels and making a run
stupid, fucking, mariners.
The dilapidated shanty town of the Seattle Mariners.
>>157228531kek! KEK!
PCAryan
mariners tongue my anus
>>157228545they're winning the AL and saving mlb from the doyer dynasty
It sounds like a funeral in the booth.
one more dinger twins!!
Seems tough to be a Mariners fan
>mexican pitchers
>sped up the game and made it zoomer friendly>banned the shift>instituted cap/floor>East vs West leagues>Anime night every monthRate Manfred's legacy
Ever notice how the storied East Coast generally doesn't sell naming rights but rootless west coasters jump to do so at every opportunity?
>>157228566The Infantino of Baseball/10
what did i do to deserve this
we gotta get the miz in LA now
>mexican non-pitchers
>>157228524No one ever said that retarded doyerpaco
Post your angry face when the inevitable Boston vs Houston ALCS goes down
morejon is so good, i hope the new owners extend him
can't wait for realignment
>>157228586>trashcans vs apple watches
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>157228572He tried selling stakes in the World Series to private investors?
This one isn't even Dan or the hitters fault or the starter. The leverage guys just blew it kek.
>>157228585you're either a liar or need to lurk moar newfag
>>157228590realign this bussy
>>157228586
What's the strongest team in an all out brawl?I think besides José Ramirez and maybe the venezuelan guys, all the guardians have is a bunch of nerdy choir boys
>red sox have asked a bunch of teams for mediocre players who are only good for hitting into left field>every team demanding franklin arias for their shittersI don't think the Red Sox are going to have a very exciting trade deadline.
>>157228600oh, it's you. still haven't heard your PR
Muñoz throws weird, is he purposefully baiting hits on Balls to get a strike?
>>157228614>PRwhat are you spouting off about now, newfag?
>>157228613bogey would help them
>>157228613i would rather breslow does nothing than get bullied into another bad deal like mead
>>157228622wdym?
>>157228622the mariners fucking suck
Hey guys what did the yanks do to improve their team
rick monday says he doesn't like it when players say>come on, blue!
>>157228610my white sox got a jap that knows karate
>>157228633He's pitching what would be considered a "Ball" right, which is when the ball doesn't enter the strike zone, but if the batter hits the a Ball then it is a strike. So my question was if he's throwing like that on purpose as some 140 IQ move or if he's just bad but I guess I got my answer >>157228649
>>157228656>Given how the Yankees’ offense has largely cratered since Aaron Judge went to the injured list, Garcia is a logical addition, if a bit of an imperfect fit in the lineup. Garcia has played only first base this season, and the Yankees already have Ben Rice and Paul Goldschmidt sharing time at the position when Rice isn’t the DH. Giancarlo Stanton‘s return to the DH spot will also cut into those at-bats. The Yankees already have a lineup full of left-handed hitters, and were known to be primarily looking for righty bats for balance.
>>157228667He was missing his changeup is what you are seeing.
>>157228656just to lose against boston in october
>>157228669so, nothing. the yanks did nothing to beat the white sox
>>157228679Boston is not that good of a team in real life
>>157228685Dear god
I took too long to eat my ice cream and it melted...
>>157228662>look morty, I turned myself into a baseball
>>157228696ice cream soup :)
>>157228649Truth hurts
>>157228701>I turned myself into a monday>I'm rick monday!
>>157228696I fucked around and haven't eaten ice cream in a while and now have 2 unopened containers with freezer burn.
BBC DOWN
>josh faceplant
Wow, Naylor. That was a terrible slide, but gutsy take of 3rd.
he curbstomped himself
someone screengrab that naylor slide kek
WTF ARE THEY DOING
Colt, now is your time. Save this team.
Naylor got scorpioned
LOL they're playing amazing race canada on the dodger stream
>>157228710>get absolutely shitfaced easter weekend>buy full gallon fancy ice cream at rich suburban gas station as a bit>eat just under three (3) scoops before leaving it in gf's dad's freezer>go back last weekend>literally a full inch of freezer burn all over the topthis is NOT a cheap fridge either
>billboards just say “Super Mario”What, just the brand? The existence of Mario? Is there a new game?
>>157228708srs kys
>>157228743I'm assuming you're watching the Nintendo Switch Mariners?
>Yankee fans so desperate for good news that thousands of them will watch these cumslurpers jerk each other offkek
>>157228743it's mario day at t mobilehttps://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/2082541792939872506
>>157228743The Mariners are literally owned by Nintendo.
>tloses
COLT WINS IT FOR THE M'SMARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN THE SERIES
oh FUCK it's on NBC today. KERSHAW'S ON
WALK OFF WIN, MOTHERFUCKAS>>157228733Called it.
>>157228750waste of opportunity for not doing that on spring training on March 10
ITFDB
>>157228649THE MARINERS FUCKING WIN, YOU MEAN?
>>157228669>fun day at the pool with family and friends>no phone, just living in the moment>get back home, check instagram>my NATS have traded Luis Garcia Jr to the Jew York Yankees>am sadSuch is life as a NATS fan. At least he's from New York, so in a way we're sending him home
WASHED
>>157228754and thats a good thing
>>157228757KEK>T___s
COLT
>>157228765SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.
>>157228740probably just as well. it may be a sign to only buy it in small portions when you know you're going to eat it relatively quickly.
Frogniggas get it done.
>>157228772>leaves out average and OBPPCA is good too, but you shouldn't hide that
>>157228772Nothing has made me doubt WAR more than 2026 PCA
honestly props to naylor for that steal of 3rd, might have made the difference
