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Let's Make a Deal Edition
>>157226198
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Cubs won
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PCA stands for Pupu Caca Ano
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Cubs won
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Doyers play in less than 2 hours
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>>157227871
Jerrbear!
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>accidentally destroys baseball while not even paying attention to it
Such is the power of the NFL.
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>>157227888
kek!
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>Poodres
BAU BAU!
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6 clean for George, he wants to leave!
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>>157227889
don't care, fag
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Minnesota Twinks suck
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brewshits
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i thought he got it...
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>>157227889
total doyerpaco death
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kek doyer vtrannies
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>>157227895
how have doyerputos not bullied these weeb faggots out of their fanbase
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S
..o
....x
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why doesn't teams just sign Bauer instead of giving up prospects?
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who here tryna wein?
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Halos avoid getting swept!
UreƱa out-pitches Misiorowski
Meck with a huge homer
GG Brewers
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>by the power of rome i am granted the ability to make the white sox barely above 500
catholicism aint what it used to be senors
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>>157227889
and they're getting swept by the future 2026 world series champions
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>>157227916
Because we fund the team as much as the cholos down the street.
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Doyers
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>why doesn't teams just sign Bauer instead of giving up prospects?
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>>157227916
the doyerputos are weebs too
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All it took for the yankees to finally win a series was to pay off the umps.
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>penniless tranime NEETs
>funding things
kek
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That Angels artist from Japan returned to draw this for O'Hoppe
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>>157227888
check em
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>>157227953
Cubs won tho!
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Angels Legend Ryan Zeferjahn gets a save in maybe his last game for Angels before he goes to a contender for a top 50 prospect
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UMPIE DOWN
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Cole Young needs a nice 9 figure contract right now.
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i always reply to chikaner. he makes gays and trannies really mad and that's really good.
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who the fuck is chikaner
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Cole "TWIN KILLER" Young!
I love this young man. I'm so glad he worked his way to the leadoff spot.
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Im tired of my Yankees signing or trading for these fucking ESL latino plays every single fucking year. MLB needs to revamp how these international players get these work visas or something.

Meanwhile Philly and LAs best players are mostly white/black and AMERICAN born yet my Yanks cant keep these fucking spics off the team for more than a season. One point they had a Japanese pitcher (Tanaka) throwing to Gary Sanchez (another non-English speaking latino) and they sucked together.
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>>157227920
who's bauer?
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>>157227993
i don't know and i don't want to know
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Cole Young will change his name to Cole Old once he turns 35
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>>157227993
It's one guy's schizophrenic delusion.
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>>157227939
Good thing there's a wizard as well
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>>157227997
new doyerpaco schizo angle just dropped
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>>157227991
you'll still never get to suck his cock irl, simp
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>>157228009
get filtered attention seeking queer faggot
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>>157228014
The "No Refunds" part is great. There's nothing like a good fan sign.
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Dodgers 7 GAME WS lineup
Skubal
Yamamoto CG
Snel/Glasnow
Ohtani
Skubal
Yamamoto CG
Yamamoto CG
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it's pretty humiliating for chicanos to have to root for a team of whites, blacks and asians when you think about it
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>>157228014
kek
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I miss when baseball used to be white and I'm tired of pretending it's not anymore.
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Is suckcockpee back in the bullpen?
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>>157228022
all i have to do is put an unseen dot on the pic. telling someone you're going to filter them defeats the point of filtering, man. see u on /@/ too
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Guys, Summerslam is about to start. Why are you still watching baseball?
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>>157228057
i think he's back in denmark
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SEVEN shutout innings gosh who wouldn't want to put together a big league trade for a guy like George Kirby.
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>>157228029
>nothing like a good fan sign
it's a lost art to be honest, now its just a bunch of "it my bday throw me a ball" signs
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Making a Target run. You fellas need anything while I'm there?
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oh so you're just an avatar homosexual
put a trip on then faggot
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>>157228071
because wrestling is just anime, and not very good anime
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seranthony hopkins dominguez
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>>157228079
asian pears, please
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skubal to the doyers
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>>157228059
>unseen dot
literally me
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>>157228081
ya don't like it? bring a weapon to wilshire blvd. either be there or keep complaining like a pussy <3
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>>157228079
Yeah i need shampoo and toilet paper but it's locked up at my target and I'm too shy to ask the black lady there to unlock it
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>>157228059
if he's making you change your image every single thread then he's won
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>>157227916
anime website
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>>157228079
ceiling fan
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>>157228099
you need to move to somewhere better
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>>157228107
anime website, bandwagon team
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>>157228106
only way you can stop someone is here physically
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Canzone beating out a swinging bunt single is funny and unexpected.
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>>157228085
WWE > MLB

This general is just full of old cucks.
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>>157228111
yeah philly sucks
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you know where i'll be. take off the tampon and we'll do it
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>>157228129
wwe is a children's cartoon, mlb is a sport
huge diff
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>>157228098
ill come with two unlicensed weapons, my fists.
bring your entire tranny discord army as back up
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for me it's ts4rent
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>Twins buy at the deadline
>lose the next two games to fall back under .500
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>>157228079
Pick us up some chicks who are there. Target is swarming with trim.

Okay, two runners on with no outs for the Mariners. Let's see if they can actually score.
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>>157228139
see you here, man
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>>157227959
It’s a heartwarming story that moved the whole nation to tears.
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>>157228081
>>157228098
>>157228139
you two are so fucking gay holy shit just kiss already
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>>157228143
It's not to late to sell.
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>>157227959
I really miss these.
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LA Weeb v. Sir Leafalot live at Summerslam
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>>157228152
stop menstruating and just ignore it, friend
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>it's the animefag who's violent and based
Never would have guessed
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>>157228124
kek look at that
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>all of the /mlb/ teams lost or are losing
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>>157227891
do you really think the owners and GMs bring up football in trade talks
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>>157228163
NOW WE'RE TALKING
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DUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP
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FINALLY CAL
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Oh fuck that was a high fastball cal always misses too
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Cal is back
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>>157228177
detroit absolutely did not want to give a good player to a rival NFCN leadhead, it didn't matter if it was brewers or the cubs (twinks and white sox aren't good enough to be cared about)
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>>157228187
No, it was a high breaking ball. If it were a high fastball, he would have popped it up or missed entirely. I still hate that he's swinging at stuff that high above the zone.
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>leafs went real quiet
LA mindfucked them again KEK
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>>157228190
i dont buy this. its not like either team would pay what it takes to keep him
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>>157228199
Oh I thought it was another sinker kek
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Huascar Brazoban saying goodbyes in the bullpen

had to happen, he's at his peak value right now
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why did the twins give up
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>>157228206
you don't know how autistic these flyovers are about their rivalries in their dogshit division
they shit up /nfl/ constantly despite none of them having beaten a good team in a decade
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What's the padres pitching strategy now? Is everyone in the bullpen?
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the phillies winning a series against the o's on a technicality is my world series
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>>157228221
to give up implies that they were ever trying, and evidently they never were
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The trade deadline is exactly 24 hours from right now
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>>157228220
then he turned to the camera to said "gotcha"

kek
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>>157228162
I think he got a new job + The Angels are ultra ass recently so he stopped doing them outside of special milestones
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>do nothing at the deadline tomorrow
>have a brief august/september collapse (for entertainment purposes)
>somehow make the playoffs
>eliminate the rivals at the wild card and division series
we have seen this movie before...
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>>157228224
Canning, Sears, Marquez and Randy are bulk guys behind Hart, Yuki and Bradgley. This is until we get Soriano, Senga and Weathers, then Pivetta and Musgrove come back and we're back for real
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Astros are winning the AL
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Dude what the fuck is wrong with Bazardo?
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>20 of 27 Yankee championships happened before free agency or a draft existed
>20 of 27 Yankee championships happened when only 1 team from each league made the playoffs, which was automatically considered the "World Series"
>16 of 27 Yankee championships happened before integration
>26 of the 27 Yankee championships happened before the luxury tax was introduced in 2002
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>it was 6-0
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>salary cap bad
>luxury tax good though
kek
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What would you trade for this bussy?
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>>157227941
lmao. You fags were in hiding a month ago. Now here you are. All this talk, just to get eliminated by the stankees, again.
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>>157228269
>1 of the 27 Yankee championships since the twin towers fell down
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Vargas and Brash can't get back soon enough.
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>/mlb/ still seething
get rekt faggots
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do we really count pre cap rings?
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I need an afillin'
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>>157228301
hahaaaa
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Mickey Moniak to Houston in exchange for Hector Frijoles and Kyzir Blackman II
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTq6nwO4oJU
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Sometimes its about when you get the hits.
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>>157228223
I don't think they browse /sp/ like you do
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>>157228321
>LA radio
i don't speak spanish
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>>157228338
i learned it. mexican bitches love it
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IT IS OVER
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>>157228230
the ALDS is the mariners world series so they should have 2 on that chart
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>>157228345
mexican women love everything foreign, we saw this at the WC
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>it was 6-0
holy shit mariners what are you doing?
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I've been on the road the last 3 hours. what did I miss?
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good lord, bullpen. pull your fucking heads out!
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>kyle freeland complete game
rocks have the hot hand
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MARINERS FIRESALE. NOW.
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>>157228361
trades, baybaw, and riveting homosexuality discussion
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>>157228359
>>157228362
M's provide entertaining baseball at any cost.
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The Big Dumpster experiment has failed. Trade him to the Dodgers.
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>>157228373
what trades?
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>>157228136
I figured that out when I was 9 or 10. I was stunned to learn many years later that there were reasonably smart adults that were still into it.
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>>157228367
Rocks got the hot hand.
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>>157228269
all due respect, we should have won in 2002, 2003, 2004, and 2007. 2007 is the real wtf year cannot believe they blew it.
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>>157228381
uh..... we kind of do need a catcher
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>>157228302
for my team, yes
for other teams, maybe
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>>157228384
my class found out the same age, but we didn't care and kept doing wrestling moves during playtime
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>marinesaars wanted to tell me about how they're not really part of the west coast but actually part of epic cascadia
yeah go fuck yourselves
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>>157228391
Dodgers are sniffing around on Rutschman
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gayriners kek
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>>157228407
sniff around dis bussy
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>>157228381
>>157228391
I'll take one Snell, with a side of Vesia.
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qrd on Casey Mize and Clay Holmes
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you know who really needs rutschman? philly. but they gave jt a 3 year contract at 35 years old for some reason
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>>157228414
if we land Rutschman, I might be able to be talked into that
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COLE YOUNG 4 hit day, first of his career!
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why do the yankees and dodgers always get away with giving up nothing?
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>>157228435
20+ years from now he'll be getting the call from the Hall.
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>>157228444
for entertainment purposes!
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>>157228444
because baseball doesn't have a salary cap
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>>157228424
>Mize
5 innings guy and will pull his groin and go on the IL if he has to leave the mound to field a play
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>>157228444
They are the big market teams and MLB needs them to be good at all times
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Interleague trades should not be allowed.
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>>157228454
Oh nvm >we have plenty of those
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>>157228468
...wut
>>
>>157228468
Interleague play should not be allowed. I remember when a time before it existed and it was glorious.
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Dodgers are trying to trade Alex Call. Phillies and Rangers have expressed interest.
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>>157228476
The Tigers don't mind trading their stars to the Dodgers for peanuts because they, unlike the NL teams, don't have to deal with the consequences.
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I had to drive through boystown on my way to wrigley because I arrived when the stinkees-cusb game ended and they were rerouting traffic around park, and it was literally the gayest fucking thing I've ever seen.
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Samad Taylor would've caught that
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>>157228485
29 teams should implement a trade boycott with the Dodgers
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American League should not have existed
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>astros were 20 games under .500 2 months ago
>now they're the only AL west team over .500
KEK
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>>157228507
If MLB was just the National League minus the doyers, baseball would be perfect
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>>157228507
>american league shouldn't exist
>national league adopts the unique aspect of american league

essentially, the national league no longer exists
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I'm old enough to remember when the nu bru cru said the dodgers wouldn't land Skubal because they didn't have the same prospect capital that the sewers did. what a stark difference in tone there is now.
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PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
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AL won the allstar game
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icsamcrn
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>>157224353
>why don't other teams just have a $1.5 billion payroll?
always cute when the "eat the rich" crowd bandwagon the rich team
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come on twins hit a dinger
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>>157228508
The AL is a fucking joke. Also it's funny how the Astros keep going on hot streaks just in time to buy at the deadline. The longer they delay the rebuild, the longer it'll take for them to be competitive again.
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>>157228482
Explain why
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>it was 6-0
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Amazing choke from the Mariners. Good thing it's already sell season.
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baseball should not be played west of the mississippi
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>>157228508
Yep they are getting Detmers and Adell from Anglels and making a run
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stupid, fucking, mariners.
>>
The dilapidated shanty town of the Seattle Mariners.
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>>157228531
kek! KEK!
>>
PCAryan
>>
mariners tongue my anus
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>>157228545
they're winning the AL and saving mlb from the doyer dynasty
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It sounds like a funeral in the booth.
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one more dinger twins!!
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Seems tough to be a Mariners fan
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>mexican pitchers
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>sped up the game and made it zoomer friendly
>banned the shift
>instituted cap/floor
>East vs West leagues
>Anime night every month
Rate Manfred's legacy
>>
Ever notice how the storied East Coast generally doesn't sell naming rights but rootless west coasters jump to do so at every opportunity?
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>>157228566
The Infantino of Baseball/10
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what did i do to deserve this
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we gotta get the miz in LA now
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>mexican non-pitchers
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>>157228524
No one ever said that retarded doyerpaco
>>
Post your angry face when the inevitable Boston vs Houston ALCS goes down
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morejon is so good, i hope the new owners extend him
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can't wait for realignment
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>>157228586
>trashcans vs apple watches
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PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
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>>157228572
He tried selling stakes in the World Series to private investors?
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This one isn't even Dan or the hitters fault or the starter. The leverage guys just blew it kek.
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>>157228585
you're either a liar or need to lurk moar newfag
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>>157228590
realign this bussy
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>>157228586
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What's the strongest team in an all out brawl?

I think besides JosƩ Ramirez and maybe the venezuelan guys, all the guardians have is a bunch of nerdy choir boys
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>red sox have asked a bunch of teams for mediocre players who are only good for hitting into left field
>every team demanding franklin arias for their shitters
I don't think the Red Sox are going to have a very exciting trade deadline.
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>>157228600
oh, it's you. still haven't heard your PR
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MuƱoz throws weird, is he purposefully baiting hits on Balls to get a strike?
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>>157228614
>PR
what are you spouting off about now, newfag?
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>>157228613
bogey would help them
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>>157228613
i would rather breslow does nothing than get bullied into another bad deal like mead
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>>157228622
wdym?
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>>157228622
the mariners fucking suck
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Hey guys what did the yanks do to improve their team
>>
rick monday says he doesn't like it when players say
>come on, blue!
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>>157228610
my white sox got a jap that knows karate
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>>157228633
He's pitching what would be considered a "Ball" right, which is when the ball doesn't enter the strike zone, but if the batter hits the a Ball then it is a strike. So my question was if he's throwing like that on purpose as some 140 IQ move or if he's just bad but I guess I got my answer >>157228649
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>>157228656
>Given how the Yankees’ offense has largely cratered since Aaron Judge went to the injured list, Garcia is a logical addition, if a bit of an imperfect fit in the lineup. Garcia has played only first base this season, and the Yankees already have Ben Rice and Paul Goldschmidt sharing time at the position when Rice isn’t the DH. Giancarlo Stantonā€˜s return to the DH spot will also cut into those at-bats. The Yankees already have a lineup full of left-handed hitters, and were known to be primarily looking for righty bats for balance.
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>>157228667
He was missing his changeup is what you are seeing.
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>>157228656
just to lose against boston in october
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>>157228669
so, nothing. the yanks did nothing to beat the white sox
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>>157228679
Boston is not that good of a team in real life
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>>157228685
Dear god
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>>157228662
>look morty, I turned myself into a baseball
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>>157228696
ice cream soup :)
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>>157228649
Truth hurts
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>>157228701
>I turned myself into a monday
>I'm rick monday!
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>>157228696
I fucked around and haven't eaten ice cream in a while and now have 2 unopened containers with freezer burn.
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BBC DOWN
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>josh faceplant
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Wow, Naylor. That was a terrible slide, but gutsy take of 3rd.
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he curbstomped himself
>>
someone screengrab that naylor slide kek
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WTF ARE THEY DOING
>>
Colt, now is your time. Save this team.
>>
Naylor got scorpioned
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LOL they're playing amazing race canada on the dodger stream
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>>157228710
>get absolutely shitfaced easter weekend
>buy full gallon fancy ice cream at rich suburban gas station as a bit
>eat just under three (3) scoops before leaving it in gf's dad's freezer
>go back last weekend
>literally a full inch of freezer burn all over the top
this is NOT a cheap fridge either
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>billboards just say ā€œSuper Marioā€
What, just the brand? The existence of Mario? Is there a new game?
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>>157228708
srs kys
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>>157228743
I'm assuming you're watching the Nintendo Switch Mariners?
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>Yankee fans so desperate for good news that thousands of them will watch these cumslurpers jerk each other off

kek
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>>157228743
it's mario day at t mobile
https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/2082541792939872506
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>>157228743
The Mariners are literally owned by Nintendo.
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>tloses
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COLT WINS IT FOR THE M'S
MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
MARINERS WIN THE SERIES
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oh FUCK it's on NBC today. KERSHAW'S ON
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WALK OFF WIN, MOTHERFUCKAS
>>157228733
Called it.
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>>157228750
waste of opportunity for not doing that on spring training on March 10
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ITFDB
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>>157228649
THE MARINERS FUCKING WIN, YOU MEAN?
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>>157228669
>fun day at the pool with family and friends
>no phone, just living in the moment
>get back home, check instagram
>my NATS have traded Luis Garcia Jr to the Jew York Yankees
>am sad
Such is life as a NATS fan. At least he's from New York, so in a way we're sending him home
>>
WASHED
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>>157228754
and thats a good thing
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>>157228757
KEK
>T___s
>>
COLT
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>>157228765
SHUT.
THE.
FUCK.
UP.
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>>157228740
probably just as well. it may be a sign to only buy it in small portions when you know you're going to eat it relatively quickly.
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Frogniggas get it done.
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>>157228772
>leaves out average and OBP
PCA is good too, but you shouldn't hide that
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>>157228772
Nothing has made me doubt WAR more than 2026 PCA
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honestly props to naylor for that steal of 3rd, might have made the difference
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Cubbies you suck !!!
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>>157228787
>muh advanced metricks
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>>157228782
did you miss the "shitfaced" part?
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Wow that Padres jersey is buttfuck ugly
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>>157228788
he's hitting hot and playing really good defense, but they're not beating dodgers with or without skubal
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>>157228772
>here are the current leading japanese players
>would you like to instead search for ohtranny
even AI is trained to push the narrative, no wonder you npcs are broken
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>F/6
>>
Please teach me
>>
>Cavaliers play Golden State in NBA Finals 4 years in a row
Crickets
>Alabama plays Clemson in later playoff rounds 4 years in a row
Crickets
>Kansas City Chiefs have played in 5 of the last 7 Super Bowls
Crickets
>Dodgers might 3 Peat
>HOW DARE YOU?! THIS IS WHY BASEBALL IS DED REEEEEEEEEEEE

What did society mean by this?
>>
>>157228788
good old batting average tells you all you need to know about a player
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>>157228803
those two are some of the most basic stats
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KERSHAW ;DDDDD
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>>157228802
kek
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doyerpaco is not taking the sweep well
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>>157228770
why didn't the nationals just try to get some 3-4 starter types in a salary dump? they've scored the most runs in baseball and they traded away their 3rd and 4th best hitters. don't they have money in DC?
>>
Dodgers = Argentina
Red Sox = Spain
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>>157228804
you don't need to be druk to have a change of heart from day to day unless you meant it was an impulse buy which I wasn't seeing
>as a bit
okay, I guess that is what you meant
>>
>>157228772
>sub PCGay
Kek... KEK!
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>>157228788
Yep
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>>157228817
Jeremy Pena and Otto Lopez (.320 ba) are elite?
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>>157228815
>nba
literally nobody cares
>college ball
LITERALLY nobody cares
>chiefs
this was widely maligned
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>>157228844
>>157228829
>>
Based Morejon, that was definitely intentional after how cruel basabe has been this series.
>>
Nothing is more embarrassing then the dodger fans trying to act like they dont root for the bad guys. At least yankee fans embraced it.
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>>157228848
If it was widely maligned, then why did Super Bowl 58 have at the time the highest ratings ever?
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IT'S TEARIN' UP MY HEART WHEN I'M WITH YOU
BUT WHEN WE ARE APART, I FEEL IT, TOO
AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I FEEL THE PAIN
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU
>>
>>157228857
Nothing is more embarrassing than bitch ass niggas like you not immediately getting on your knees to suck this gorilla dick daddy dom
>>
>Costas is now the og elder statesman of the game
gay timeline
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>>157228787
.282/.921
>>
>why did the most popular sport in the US have the highest ratings for the biggest game of the year?
doyerpacos are looking for a crumb
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>>157228827
me but unironically
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>>157228815
LA has been in 5 out of the last 8
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>>157228867
top 10 NKOTB song desu
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>>157228750
>it's mario day at t mobile
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>Why are people so tired of my good guy dodgers!?1/
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chadres have been pulling this run off with 2 starting pitchers, imagine how good they'll do when they have an actual rotation
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>>157228815
the irony is doyerpacos were seething in 2022 when the trashcans were in the world series again for the 3rd time in 5 years and 7th straight ALCS
>>
GG giants

The Sneks are next
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>>157228888
nice quads but this is an N*sync genny.
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>>157228901
good job you beat the giants
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>>157228879
You all bitch about the NFL yet its ratings continue to climb. Bitch about MLB with your hypocrisy and you actually stop watching
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>>157228907
then why did you post a backstreet boy song?
>>
>>157228864
people want to see the villain lose more than the good guys win
>>
>chikaner melty still going
Oh KWAB that thread must’ve broken him
>>
>>157228918
who?
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the special TV deal for the dodgers is worse than the astros blatant cheating
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>>157228913
>>157228829
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>>157228915
im not the dj i just post here
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>>157228917
They still watched unlike MLB
>>
Dodgers cheated all World Serieses since they integrated Jackie Robinson. There. I said it.
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>>157228927
weren't the doyers also caught cheating in 2016? stealing signs and relaying through them the base coach, something that was ACTUALLY against the rules. stealing signs via video wasn't illegal until after the yankees and astros were doing it in 2017
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
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>>157228918
he got ridiculed in the FIFA Infantino threads, so now he has to hide this genny
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>>157228926
>>157228959
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157223454/
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I made this last year and the hawks won the bowl. Manifesting something here.
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>>157228966
why'd he post a picture of himself in his underwear?
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>sheehan
At least this'll be his final start
Grats on the sweep, Boston.
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>>157228974
for all the closeted chuds out there
>>
ITFDB
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How mad is espee at this moment???
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>>157228966
okay so chikaner is an obnoxious discordtranny who may or may not actually exist getting his dick sucked by fellow discordtrannies and being yelled at by other discordtrannies. i can safely ignore this then
>>
Kersh basically said this kid sucks
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let's go let's go
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Petition to rename Boston as "Bos10" after the Sox win the 2026 World Series.
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>>157227871
My pirates ):
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>>157228987
IE time for retards to spam >freddie :3, >OHTANI, and >funky muncy for the next 3 hours
>>
Nobody in that shithole stadium knew who Tariq Skubal was 24 hours ago.
>>
why is dodger stadium empty
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>>157228995
>that voice
he must have been yelling a lot at some event recently
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>someone actually gave us a real player for Castillo
>AND they gave us two prospects
>AND are paying his entire contract
lmfao what are the shite sox thinking
>>
>>157228991
he's based because the gay reckercord absolutely hates him
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>>157229002
seethe more bitch
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>sheehan
Grats on the sweep Boston
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>>157228989
I'm triggered you don't know it's /spuh/
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>>157229016
i don't know what that is
you are just a different kind of discordtranny
>>
>>157229019
>>157228829
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>>157229002
>IE
Inland Empire? wtf are you talking about?
>>
>>157228857
>At least yankee fans embraced it.
Dodgers fans have embraced being annoying faggots that everyone hates though
>>
>>157229005
>Tariq
do you?
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>>157229009
it'll fill up by inning 3 and empty out by inning 7
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>>157229002
mookie slap!
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>>157229030
why did you skip latin class?
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>>157229012
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>>157228799
No please...PLEASE NO!!!
>>
Literally who is this fag pitching for the Dodgers? Did they give up?
>>
>>157228834
No one cares venezolANO you have to go back
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>>157229000
It will only be the Sox' 4th World Series.
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>>157229025
it's the faggots posting men's asses. i don't go on discord. you just need proper info. i hate trannies too. don't wish for more trannie lovers.
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>>157229002
monkey bats
>>
sheehan is a bum
>>
ANOTHER BULLPEN WHITE FLAG GAME BY THE DODGERS
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>>157229043
he looks like frankenstein
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>>157229051
the smell of your axe wound comes through every word you type, this is literally discordtranny drama and you should be embarrassed to be engaging in it
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>>157229038
that not Latin, pseud. that's a capitalized abbreviation, i.e. Inland Empire
>>
Really getting tired of seeing MY Twins lose in the bottom of the 9th.
>>
>theyhan
>>
>>157229062
it's a luxury. no other team can afford this many punt games throughout the season and still be comfotably #1 in their division
>>
I love Umpcam. Every game should have it.
>>
Gausman and Hoffman to Philly
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>>157229053

>Dookie Shitts
>>
Does anyone in the Red Sux lineup speak English??
>>
>its another entertainment purposes episode
sigh...
>>
>>157229012
Good luck with Seranthony Dominguez.
Nolan Jones is NOT a prospect by any meaningful definition.
Boston Smith is solid, but that's the price of doing business.
>>
>>157229064
no one cares, ya nagging woman. we all watching dodgers
>>
The Dodgers are proving there is a conspiracy for teams to play their best against the Yankees, and to fold over against the Red Sox.
>>
the wrong name was on the score bug for a good minute
>>
>>157229053
>>157229085
and there it is
>>
>>157229093
it's called THANKS FOR MOOKIE AND DAVID PRICE
>>
Dodgers should've given the Tigers shehan for free
>>
don't reply to astromiguel
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>>157229092
>shut up, f-f-foid!!!
real intellectualism on display here
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>>157228867
>IT'S TEARIN' UP MY ASS WHEN I TAKE YOU
>AND WHEN YOU FUCK ME HARD, I FEEL IT, TOO
>AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I FEEL THE PAIN
>OF YOUR GIANT COCK!
>>
Yoshi the Sushi Chef
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>>157229115
Kek
>>
>>157229107

Need an innings eater while Shohei, Snell, and Gasnow sit on the couch
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>>157229092
bodied that faggot
>>
>>157229115
Chop on brutha!
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its over
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>>157229114
Bro. We're watching the game. Take it to your tranny discord.
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>>157229092
>>157229126
samefag
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>>157229115
Based
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>>157228867
>IT'S TEARING UP MY HEART WHEN DOGGIEDOOS
>WHEN SHEEHAN MAKES THE START, I FEEL IT TOO
>AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I FEEL THE PAIN
>WITH OUR DOGGIEDOOS
>>
kek stankee doos
>>
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Wow! Tarik Skubal is really dealing it as a Dodger!
>>
Shetran needs to go
>>
>>157229135
>being this womanly
haha
>>
he's a BUM
>>
GGs
>>
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Can't spell Durbin without RBI
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where is fruitspie
>>
doggiedoos kek!
>>
Caleb Durbin is the GOAT.
>>
>>157229146
bodied that freak
>>
how is a pitcher not ready to play after being off for 5 straight days? why do bullpen days even exist in the first place?
>>
Get this snownigger off the mound and off my team
>>
is an horse an athlete
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>doggiedoos farm wins off the floundering mariners and mets
>crumble when facing an actual WS contender
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we still got it we still got it
(we got thai food again for the game)
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*does nothing at the deadline because of dogshit farm system*
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>>157229146
haha bodied that faggot again
>>
where did we land on the d-bags discourse
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>>157229162
yes
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>normies are calling my doyers the israel of baseball
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>>157229162
yes!
>>
No, do not DFA. Extend Sheeran for a lifetime contract. :)
>>
>>157229146
lol faggot got bodied haha
>>
>emille what ya got
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>>157229167
*does nothing at the deadline despite having a good farm system*
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>>157229170
we dont rate them
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>>157229175
wtf is this real?
>>
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>>157229115
>>157229138
Need one for every team now!
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>>157229146
bitch got bodied
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>>157229175
fake
>>
>>157229181
>team named after snakes
>mascot is a cat
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>>157229115
boom
>>
>>157229145
he was really good before he got hurt. wait and see what he looks like next year before deciding.
>>
singletani
>>
singletahni
>>
Andrew Friedchicken is a fucking retard for scheduling Skumbal to tuesday instead tonight right after the trade.
>>
>>157229215
banana picker back in form, I see
>>
>>157229175
Shouldn't you be asleep grandpa? Nobody under the age of 80 has ever seen an episode of Mr Ed
>>
Is Ohtahni washed bros?
>>
>>157229208
It's about now not later. Loser mentality
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>>157229215
starting skuba today would've been dumb since he would only be on like 3 days rest
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>>157229203
bobcat is the second stage of a snake's life. its like caterpillars into butterflies
>>
Joe Biden in the booth in LA
>>
>>157229223
fuck are you talking about? this is almost like st for some roster spots. there's almost nothing at stake.
>>
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doyerbrown bots have activated
>>
Roberts needs to stop batting Pages 2nd. All these analytics and he still doesn't seem to understand he's a better 6th spot batter.
>>
>>157229240
beep boop freddie :)
>>
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emmet heatran
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>>157229240
HE DESERVES HER
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>>157229210
>>157229213
>no! you can't post any time your team does something good b-because... YOU JUST CAN'T ALRIGHT?!
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>>157229233
It’s giving me Tom Homan
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YOU (Doyers) ARE GETTING SHUTOUT BY A LITERAL WHO RED SOX STARTER IN THE SUMMER OF '26.
>>
I’m a casual baseball fan. I had no idea who Tarik Skubal was. We’re dodger fans not MLB fans lol
>>
>>157229215
Holy fucking retard
>>
Edman has been chasing trash pitches.
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>>157229262
>We’re dodger fans not MLB fans
spiritually israeli
>>
i always thought his name was derek until i saw "teriq" written out
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>>157229179
That's just smart baseball.
>>
>>157229261
No one remembers regular season wins except retards who's team don't win anything
>>
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>>157229271
>how being a doyerchad feels
>>
Can someone step up and beat Boston?
>>
SPEDman lol
>>
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>>157229261
you shimmy up banana trees with dirty bare feet to make a living
>>
>new red sux fans don't understand the dodgers losing on purpose for entertainment purposes
oof madone
>>
>>157229269
as much as i love him, it's what he does. he used to have some of the shortest at bats, but he's extended them a little this season
>>
where is rushing
FUCK SAKES THIS JEW ASS LA TEAM MAN
>>
>>157229288
Dodgers are getting exposed
>>
As a fan of an AL team, I'm rooting for the Dodgers because I would like the Red Sox to cool down.
>>
freddie freeouts lol
>>
Doyers """""""""""""fans""""""""""""" already in October form I see. Walking out of the stadium just to get trapped on traffic KEK
>>
>>157229305
freddie :(
>>
How come Ohtani always looks like he is holding in a shit?
>>
tarik skubal? more like prick skumbag
>>
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
>>
>>157229311
vibrating buttplug
>>
>>157229306
sunday not much traffic especially with the game so early right now if they were to leave now
>>
skubal to the doyers
>>
>luis arraez with pop
>hits it to 1B
>>
will MLB gift the dodgers another player after the yankee signing...
>>
>>157229313
white dudes from chicago be like
>>
>>157229316
OUCHIE WAWA!
>>
>>157229306
wrong
the stadium won't fill up until the 3rd inning and half the stadium empties out by the 7th
>>
>>157229312
based...BASED!!!
>>
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>>157229299
>new red sox "fans" actually believe this
>>
Rutschman to the White Sox
>>
Sheehan has already been replaced anyway and is on his way to the minors
so not a big worry for doyers to lose this game
>>
>>157229358
they have a punt game like once a week
>>
narvy looking grim at the plate
>>
>>157229344
RIP Pussy
>>
>this game... d-d-doesn't matter!
>they're losing on purpose!
doyercope at maximum
>>
>>157229358
Ken Rosenthal originally said Sheehan was getting traded until Peff bitch slapped that manlet.
>>
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get skubs fat ass up and moving we CANNOT let the maga sox extend their streak
>>
FIVE HUNDRED
>>
>subway has hotdogs now
I can't think of anything less appetizing than that.
>>
Locky doo 'em!
>>
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>>157229371
is it okay, anon? that I post here?
>>
>>157229358
For the first time, I found myself in agreement with a Dane.
>>
mookie <3
>>
OOH BABY
Ooh baby
IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY
It's making me crazy
EVERY TIME I LOOK AROUND
EVERY TIME I LOOK AROUND
EVERY TIME I LOOK AROUND
IT'S IN MY FACE
>>
>>157229382
soonest he'll pitch is wednesday
>>
>>157229399
Kek
>>
new
>>157229430
>>
HAHA
>>
mookie betts hairline...
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>>157229382
>maga sox
>>
Run tucker you stupid fuck
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>single off the wall in right that doesn't score the runner from second
>>
fuck



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