Sharks Edition Last time >>157218746
>>157230721My penguins (:
>>157230721My crappies (:
shit edition tbdesu
tell me about them
>>157230721Oh boy, a /hoc/ thread !!!
>>157218750real thread
>>157230937They not going to be fuking suck this year
>>157230721
>rags
go flames
god damn this womens match finna make a nigga coom
based chelsea won bro's that match was fun
jesus bros where is everyone
GO SHORKS
>>157231978don't get fooled like me bro there's another thread
>>157232057Yeah but it sucks. This one is comfy
>>157231978this is less offensive than the rent free fuck the knights one
>>157232083Thats a thing? I don't think I ever saw that one. Do you have it?
ebin troll job read the first letter of each word
>>157232217kek that is brilliant
sharkies
>>157232552THE CUP IS COMING HOME
>>157231306
hlinkzky grentka cup today
connor hellebuyck to edmonton for trent frederic, mattias ekholm, colton dach, tristan jarry, 2028 & 2029 first round picks
Is it shark week?
dobes to the oilers for the 2029 and 2030 first round picks
Waiting for that other shit thread to end
>>157238605I fear we wait too long. But /hoc/ apparently belongs to imaginary friends
Alright im posting here now, had it with that faggotry
>losing to holey cheesebruh moment
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157239245
>>157239366I wish
aces are on bro's
>57 days until puck drop
>>157239593I cannot stand it anymore. I cannot stand this summer heat. I cannot stand this bullshit anymore.
>>157239657well, I sure hope you have the number to your local Maytag man, or whatever you have where you are cause it sounds like your a/c is on the fritz
>>157239690Just had it replaced last year. I spend too much time inside now.
>>157239779I'm afraid I can't relate and worked to many jobs in hot weather conditions to complain about being indoors and having a/c not gonna get survivor's guilt just cause I have the option to take it easy for a change
>>157239858I'm afraid that I can relate. I'm a delivery driver and I have to be out in the heat all day. So a/c is precious to me on my days off.
the only thing we have to fear is a lack of air conditioning >t. FDR's first draft
>>157239486id turn it on but the pirates are winning
>>157240015i switched to raw at halftime.
Jays are winning
/hoc/ is saving the planet one recycled thread at a time
>>157239923You deliver gay magazines or girly magazines?
>>157240034damn, that's a really great motto and a fiscally smart policy, I think /hoc/ should adopt it
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
>>157240034the old thread never hit bump limitthread wars are gay
>>157240071Thats what happens when you post in a bootleg thread
>>157240022going to bed early ive slept POORLY four nights in a row
>>157240084yeah, i feel tainted now that i posted itt which was made late and shouldnt have been bumped
>>157240043he actually delivers bodybuilding magazines
>>157240091Guess you better fuck off then
>>157240102that wont remove the taint
>>157240086kek based randy. i have slept poorly lately too but i'm off tomorrow im finna boutta sleep the fuck in. but then it's two days of deep cleaning the house before some family comes to visit next week
Sharks bandwagon is almost full
>>157240129is your kurt angle sister coming? tell her I said what up
>>157240233I saw some shark week things on the break room TV last week and it always fascinated me how they took chill footage of sharkies just enjoying a bit of chum and wanting snoot-pats and overlayed slasher music and acted like the trained divers were in mortal danger
that movie The Meg kinda ruled
>>157240254Shark Week isn't even about shark science anymore, which is sad >also, Jaws was a shitty concept for a film
wow rapey with yet another one of the worst takes of all time
big oof
>>>Shark Week isn't even about elasmobranchology anymore, which is sad[feex]
>>157240304why didnt they include the 4nash finals?
>>157240323
>>157240323because you're the only one that cares about that meme game
the last thread never reached 500
>>157240218yeah! based.
sol needs to ditch these gay pants
>>157240357based
>>157240347>>157240348boohoo the losing nation is still coping
just had a cookie
>>157240377I'm telling Mother
1993
>>157240356the past is gone.. >oh, it went by like dusk to dawn>isn't that the way? everybody's got their dues in life to pa
Gary wants us all to think about the future, and how you'll one day die, but hockey will be here forever >source, Solarbabies(1986)
>>157240464you're a raped retardsource: the events of 04/17/2022
hoping one day soon rapeys retard handler gets tired of him and steers his wheelchair off a cliff
>>1572404444 Nations and Canada Cup are meme trophies. Nobody cares about them.
>>157240377Oh damn, I just remembered I have oreos. Thabks bro.
>>157240515you care enough to seethe which makes me believe they matter
>>157240515I beg to differ my good man
I got this weapon in bayonetta that is a pear of ice skates and when you equip them she skates around like a hockey player
>>157240444Cope
>>157240533Nah the only reason they added those trophies to the list was so Canada wouldn't be tied with Russia. Very insecure.
>>157240304>type of situation /hoc/ expects mcdavid to score a hat trick onit's mcdavid against the world in every final
>>157240558>they dont countthis is only valid if the winning nation holds the opinioninstead of the loser coping with loss
>xhe actually thinks thatlmao
>>157240444what happened to canada?
>>157240575Then why does the Olympics no longer matter to Canada after USA beat them? They whined about MUH 3 ON 3 WHAAA IT DOESNT COUNT
gyatt damn steph
>>157240607the better team won
>seething over a participation token My team have two recent Gold Medals and 32 consecutive Stan Lees to keep America warm and snuggly, while you bleat over a All Star tourney trophy that likely won't see a sequel >whatever keeps you happy, Mapleburg
>>157240607>strawmanningsnore, yawn, bumped my head and went back to bed
>>157240617>loser is coping by saying it doesnt countit just keeps happening
where are the memes bro's?
>>1572406171) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever
Today I saw a guy bench 4pl8 for the first time in my life
>>157240604they jumped off the cliff after 2016
>>157240639here>>157240323
losing at home really broke them
TIME OUT! lets get back to frenposting
>>157240679>TD Garden They don't even have their own arenas kwab
>>157240644Was he a big guy?
>>157240691can't too busy eating oreos
Might watch the leafs this season... I think it's going to happen. The team is strong
>>157240710he was obese
>>157240639
>>157240716>Toronto's Catch and Release Program
>>157240691/hoc/ is for frens
>>157240713you dunkin' em in milk?
>>157240716They are going to be dogshit but you're going to watch anyway to jerk off to Will
>>157240730
>>157240733mackinnon is just aura loss at every opportunity, it's actually impressive
>>157240731hell yeah
>>157240716I think so too, if Matthews doesn't get injured again then I think with the addition of Bob and Mckenna they're going to be good
>>157240748uhhhh the based store called, they're running out of (you)
>>157240733
>>157240794jej, may i save this?
alright bro's got my bed time comfies on and finna lay down OOOOHAHHHHH
I’m a male figure skater currently competing in pairs, so even though my sport tends to be viewed as “gay,” it’s actually quite homophobic under the surface. Skaters couldn’t be openly queer in the ISU (international skating Union) until 2015 if I recall correctly. Women in the UK only gained the ability to compete together in pairs or ice dance this year in 2026. Being bisexual and having only dated guys as of late, I have been called more slurs by coaches and fellow male figure skaters after being outted last month than by my own Catholic family as a Russian-American (which is saying a lot. Both have been terrible).
>>157240753>McKenna will be an asset this year Delusional
>>157240850My proximity to hockey isn’t super close, but it is a kind of constant presence. We share locker rooms (so I’ve heard locker room talk, which gets… interesting.), our practice time is back to back with each other’s, and it’s not uncommon that we’ll do conditioning with each others. I’m a pretty big NHL fan but only got into it about two and a half years ago. I’m currently talking to a hockey player who I’ll keep details very scarce about as he’s been experiencing a lot of career success and advancement, but it’s not my first time being in a hidden relationship with a guy because of the culture of our two sports. Once was with my ex, a fellow competitive pairs skater and my direct competition for years, where we were both deeply closeted (both of us are from deeply conservative religious backgrounds), and the other is now. These type of things do happen in men’s sports, whether it be in situations like my own where it’s a more unexpected formatting (people suspect it less because pairs mens skaters tend to be viewed as more masculine because of our role, and hockey has always been a pretty macho guy sport, so when you don’t technically train together and are less likely to be seen together people don’t really assume anything. I’m quite traditionally masculine, as was my ex and the current guy I’m talking to, which definitely helps us pass as being straight), or in the way seen in Heated Rivalry. I have quite a few friends in hockey that have told me they’ve known guys on their team, or have personally been in hidden relationship.
>>157240716>>157240753
tldr but I used to be a casual acquaintance of Elvis Stojko
>>157240744Did his team the colorado avalanche win the stan lee this year? They had such a great season!
>>157240928
I WENT OUTSIDE(WHAT?)ONTO MY PORCH(WHAT?)SMOKED A JOINT(WHAT?)DRANK A BEER(WHAT?)HAD ANOTHER BEER(WHAT?)A SHOT OF WHISKEY(WHAT?)MORE BEER(WHAT?)WHIPPED SOME DAMN MOSKEETER ASS(WHAT?)AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE
This is an ice hockey thread
its just hockey ya fucking mark
Wish we wouldn't see any more of Pickard. Please just get rid of him from the league
>>157241017well he's with minnesota now for a 1x1 so he probably only has 1 or 2 years left at most
>>157240980True and no wrestlefaggotry
>>157241095true enough
>>157240740>>157240750Thanks frens. I want to believe life will improve soon
Real truth hours here on /hoc/
>>157241130it won't. kwab.
>>157241130Don't worry fren, it will :)
>>157241055What were they thinking...
>>157240833he's definitely had bud sex with crosby
>>157241164the goalie market has never been grimmer it seems
>>157241233Thank you Gary
>>157241233not enough autists are interested in hockey these days
>>157241233this is by design
getting a haircut tomorrow
>>157241324to many computer related activities for them to invested in, be it video games or 3d printing or hololive or something even more debased
>>157241359no one asked
>>157241414this was rude and entirely unnecessary
getting an enema tomorrow
>>157241414bro thread ya stringy blue haired ghoul
>>157241426the up the butthole kind?
made hot dogs lads
getting a mastectomy as we speak
>>157241439Thanks, Bill
>>157241425>>157241453bud won
>>157241365Exactly. There are too many niche hobbies for autists
Giving serious thought to grooming my pubic hair to make it my cock look larger
>>157241441that's not funny bro my sister is a breast cancer survivor and shes a beautiful angel
>>157241426
>>157241477i'm sorry i hope she outlives me and also grows her boobs back
he was making fun of trb's need for a mastectomy nothing more
>rick tocchet at wsop
>>157241527she's in her 50s now and has three grandkids so neither are likely >>157241538oh okay yeah that's a based from me
They say trb got a bud enema that chilly easter eve
>>157241556Many are saying this
>>157241475I should follow your example
>>157241359Get a green Mohawk
>>157241606I won't
>>157241632you don't like green?
>>157241661fraid not thats a no milly dilly color
>>157241632What do you got against the Mohawk people chud?
>>157241670nothing really they're good at lax
marty turco was green
>>157241695so was the grinch and he cucked out
>>157241679/hoc/ is going to be bangin’ during the 2028 lacrosse Olympic Games
>>157241705
>>157241716nah jim carrey is back for grinch 2
>>157241732holy dimesola
>>157241755Sleep tight, aniki
>>157241164Gus is injured to start the season
>>157241788who injured him?
you dont hear much about Ebenezer Scrooge these days
>>157241815because it's August?he's more of a December personality
>>157241815he's burning in hell currently i'm 'fraid
>>157241846>>157241851finna send the Ghost of Christmas Heem to visit you both you bitch ass bob cratchit tiny tim ass niggas
the ghost of /hoc/mas past
>>157241815boomer ahh unc
>>157241815according to portland trail blazers fans that's just tom dundon
>tomdumbdumb
Is Randies owner kids and dog name still on the cup
>>157242076It's on there for at least the next 60 years.
respected a female athlete today
>>157242090Gary might scratch it off
>>157242116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP6X4QXaBfc
DROP EVERYTHING NOW, MEET ME IN THE POURING RAINKISS ME ON THE SIDEWALKTAKE AWAY THE PAIN'CAUSE I SEE SPARKS FLY WHENEVER YOU SMILE
OWNEDWNED
>>157242229It's our game.
>>157242229
See any good movies so far this off season?
>>157242291No but I just beat chapters 10,11,12 and 13 in Bayonetta
>>157242291i only watch MrBallen stories
>>157242291I watched Jurassic Park last week
>>157242123he will leave it and now every owner will put their kids and pet dog on the cup
done with /fit/ for the yeargarbage board
>>157242303Is it actually good? It's one of those movies I completely missed out on.
>>157242291no, but 8 mile was good
I hate the fagalanche so much bro'sDEATH TO MACKINNON AND HIS MINIONS
I'd like to thank god almighty for giving /hoc/ SO MUCH...... and me so little
>>157242348same
>>157242321Yeah, pretty good. You should watch it while waiting for hockey. Sequel is entertaining enough, but after that there is a complete nosedive in quality.
>>157242300that guy was talking to Why Files guy today
John Tortorella should go on Survivor
>>157242406he'd kill and eat all the other contestants
56 days until the season starts
>>157242473too long, man. too long.
>>157242485Watch baseball in the meantime
>>157242491GO JAYS!
>>157242492looks like an ayylien
>>157242492>>157242493That's AWESOME
/jays/
>>157242164great tune
>>157242297holy fuck dude you're breezing through it kek
>>157242549It got easier the more powers I got. Gonna try and beat it tomorrow so i can start working on unlocking the bikini and cheer leader outfit
>>157242739what does unlocking those outfits entail
>>157242788You have to beat the game on normal then you can buy them on your 2nd play through.
>>157240974WWE is thread relevant because the Calgary Hitmen exist. If they're ever dissolved or renamed, that'll be it for the /pw/ posting in this thread.
>>157243185false every arena plays wrestling music we're like peanut butter and jelly
>>157243185*Shows you the door*
>>157243193>>157243196You have to draw the line somewhere. Otherwise you'll have people trying to claim it's on topic because Bruno Sammartino did a house show back in the 70's in the same venue their local youth hockey team plays in.
Why is everyone talking about The Avalanche?>No I don't mean the one in Boise
>>157243207Why are you a raped retard?
>>157243202cope just wrestled in the gardens retard
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
Huomenta
>>157243385>>157243496already?
>>157242335I'd be mad too if bedsy owned my franchise
>>157243531Waging is starting soon
>>157241722I can't believe all the olympics tickets sold out so fast in the first round for lax. I was hoping to get some cheap ones but all I could find were prelims for $100/ea
>>157243791damn brat needs correction
/hoc/tuah
>>157243202>throws your argument out the window
>>157243741People love lacrosse
https://youtu.be/bbQPTldali8?si=3iB-jIxHjs1mXm9t&t=1271>I don't know where <the stuffy> is. I wanted to keep it. >I didn't know what was happening, why we were receiving a stuffed animal.
>laffs
my country is the world champion
where do u guys watch hockey? I was using streameast but it fucking sucks. I don't want to pay for youtube sports.
>>157244007figure it out fuck face
>>157244007television
>>157243185this nerd thinks he's an authority
>>157244007Amazon Prime (don't forget to order a jersey too)
>>157244007when you get back from planet retard you'll figure out how easy it is to find a stream
>>157243966But you didn’t win the Olympics
>>157244066no one cares about that meme tournament
>>157244007find yourself a 'dgy 'stick and the world is at your fingertips
drinking coffee and giving my cat some treats (the good ones with a little bit of catnip in them)
>>157244064my dad was half planet retardenese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsrBlKpbBS8
>>157244064yeah but they all sucknot even worth watching it in that quality
I've bought a new jersey every day this year :)
>>157244149gay
I haven't bought a jersey since the brisk autumn of 2007
i haven't asked every day this year
>>157244149you bought new jersey? the whole state?
>>157244051I'd rather give money to a junkie nigger than the nhl
>>157244164I mean a brand new hockey jersey from the NHL Shop
>>157244164i always wanted a new owner :)
me? I'm still wearing my Reebok Pavel datsyuk jersey that I spilled bongwater on when I was 17
been rocking the same patrik elias jersey for a solid 20 years myself
one day gary will replace the team logo with a big advertisement. they will be like soccer ball jerseys
i want to look like Gary so i wear nice suits
I don't wear jerseys because im just such a big fan of Hockey and NHL that I root for all teams :)
>>157244247the sharks should be in the middle because they rule
>>157244247You didn't get an updated one for the Mammoth?
mammoth more like mormon heretics going straight to Hell kwab
>>157244255>>157244267I don't recognize Utah as an actual state
>>157244165Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>157244090Sounds cozy for you and kitty :3
need me a mormon freak bitch
If you cross them, mormons will ritually bleed you.
>>157244526its unironically true that women who grew up Mormon that aren't married w/ kids by the time they are 21 either go full party girl route or crazy pussy routet. grew up in Utah
The Laurentian elite are real
actually no instead of crazy pussy route, its Blue Haired ultra liberal Ghoul route
I'm a blue haired ghoul
Mormons don't use discord
mormons are spiritually swedish
>>157244585swedes don't have spirits
>>157244615Yeah
>>157244574They use aol
utah more like urgay kwab
>>157244574Tyler Robinson bragged about his performance on Wordle to his discord friends before and after killing a guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP26dANu_1ojust got this legendary refresh pull
jokes not hitting 2day
nobody here but us mormons
flames are always good for a laugh
I'm not a Flames fan but I think they're going to be scary next year
Gen Z boss and a mini. Gen Z boss and a mini.Itty bitty titties and a bob. Itty bitty titties and a bob.5'3 and an attitude. 5'3 and an attitude.Secret product and a trench. Secret product and a trench.New Frank Green and a sneaky link. New Frank Green and a sneaky link.Fake tan hands and a hoop. Fake tan hands and a hoop.
remember when the shorks weren't infested with troons who wanted Macklin and Smith to fuck like their shitty gay romance show? good times
oh?
>>157245085owen nolan wouldn't have put up with that sissy malarkey
>>157245116Most obvious bust
>>157245085the only way out is for mack and will to both develop into Grizzly Adams looking fuckers as they get older
patrick nolan
>>157245141So they can attract gay men
goddamn unc
>>157245213which one is the bigger bust?
I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did,I'm rockin' the suburbs, except that they were talented.I'm rockin' the suburbs, I take the cheques and face the facts,That some producer with computers fixes all my shitty tracks.
>On April 16, 2026, the Winnipeg Jets concluded their regular season with a 6-1 loss against the San Jose Sharks at Canada Life Centre.
me and /hoc/
>>157245254greg must be a billionairethe fumes lost 48 games last season
done with my haircut bro's
>>157245266How do you cope with your girlfriend wearing another guys jersey?
>>157245288You look very handsome!
>>157245285Laffs lost 50
>>157245304
>>157245310nice of you to think of them
just saw some fag with some faggy haircut
>>157245320Yes, last place laffs are thought of.
somebody itt is gonna get their ass whooped
SOMEBODY GON GET THEY ASS KICKED SOMEBODY GON GET THEY WIG SPLIT
I like /hoc/ posters so I'd never fight them
bros...
>>157245340by you
remember when undertaker wouldn't fight his brother kane?
Is there a way to petition the jannies or mods to just delete /hoc completely? This thread is terrible, and I think its time for this genny to die.
>>157245385I laugh at last place laffs. Also, you stink awful.
>>157245382That's so sad :'(
>>157245402uh oh trb is having another melty
>>157245394I think it's time for you to die
>>157245394this is why i just post on /r/hockey, fewer try hard losers
>>157245410No, I don't want to queer off with you, Samir. Stop asking, faggot.Also, you smell awful.
this kids gimmick is objectively the worst in /hoc/ history
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The stench went vpn to queer off now. Still awful, faggot.
Just woke up (
get a job, loser
Stop queering off, faggot.
the thread was awful before trb's meltynow its nuclear
haven't taken my meds today gonna call everyone i see trb
drinking a ginger ale
>>157245679It's sad that this is what /hoc/ has become
My boss sure is giving a lot of informational interviews to the female interns
>>157245694I'm sure it was always bad
on my meds today so im gonna defend the raped bitch
>>157245679Careful, we'll mistake you for a queer queering off, like Samir, who stinks awful.
*shuts you down with great defensive play*
>>157245710nigga this gimmick is cheeks give it up
>>157245700/hoc/ threads from 15 years ago with updates on all the posters (opiate crisis, opiate crisis, january 6th, goldman sachs)
>>157245772No, I don't want to queer off with you. Stop asking, fag.
>>157245699peninsula in virginia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9lipEn0bbomy Habs :)
my cat is really upset I didn't give him afternoon treats yet
PINKPONYCLUB
>>157245812I would kick your cats ass
realized I never rsvp'd to a friends wedding this weekend, should I just rsvp now which seems pointless or just show upwill the rsvp police detain me?
>>157245854you should talk to your buddy directly about being tardyat this points its not an rsvp
>>157245854show up an hour late already hammered and drink all their beer
>>157245751I wish I could play in Shannon's league :(
>>157245854If he's actually your friend, you should call/text him
>>157245854Call him and explain the situation
>>157245854the main point of the rsvp is so they can prepare dinner allotmentsYOU'RE FINNA RUIN EVERYTHING
>>157245854The RSVP people are the ones they got food and drinks for so just eat his newlywed's plate. Bros before hoes
>falling for the I have friends baitThis is /hoc/ come on now
>>157246046>We are reaching levels of based never before conceived.
>>157246064I have tons of friends on /hoc/
Is the figurskating faggot still posting here?
>>157246208No but I'm his admin can I assist?
>>157246064think better of your common man
deutschebruden...we suck
oh shit I lost my vape
>>157246064I lost mine after finishing school :(
My collars BlueMy neck is RedBeen workin' like a dog just keep my family fed
>shorks>in a room full of people, the >black gm magically has a nice draft glass>once he is in his office alone during free agency, he starts over-paying for old players and trades for darnell nurseDownright peculiar.
>>157246559Sounds normal. Meet the cap floor. Set up for 3-5 years on.
>>157246582>meet the cap floorretard.
>>157246582fucking retard
Reminder that the shorks are still paying Hertl 1.3M/yr to score goals on them for 4 more years.
My city's subreddit is chimping out about an ICE siting
>>157246623why don't you stay over there and cry about it
>>157246623Based, hope they pop a few more libbies in the face.
>>157246612i'm more upset about my knighties paying him to shork it up in the yoffs desu :\
>>157246559
>why don't you stay over there and cry about it
Why does connecticut have so many hockey teams?>danbury>bridgeport>hartford>storrs
why is redditbro posting selfies
>dead wongs fans cried because the Red Wings twatter account wished their (former) captain a happy birthdayWhat a faggot and sad fucking franchise.
>>157246773
bud1
bud did not 1
queers did queer off
Being a /hoc/Head has taught me that there is 100% absolutely nothing wrong with being a gay retard with a small penis who roots for shit teams ran by retards
>>157246818Welcome, laffs fan.
>>157246818enough about the Canucks already
>>157246818Least delusional rags fan
germany just needs the crowd to help them get back into this game
>>157246836Czech's beating the Germans, sounds like my last playthrough of HOI4.
Shannon put dei-hire goalie greaves in his Top 10 for goalies. That faggot doesn't know hockey.
your buds, your mitches, your dominicks
>>157246860I'm afraid to say if you can't see Greaves potential then you simply don't know puck
>>157246900we don't suck off >black goalies for upd00ts here, redditor.
>>157246691It’s a wealthy state but that only identifies as an nyc suburb t. Lives 10 minutes away
got a big bubbly marner cooking up, going to hold it in as long as possible before I unleash it
>>157246860gee willikers you're telling me the fat can't-skate who reads stats on a dry erase board doesn't actually know hockey?
>>157247023Like all canacucks, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh0cxRzMt2Uit's up!
>>157246860it was over when he put Adam Fox above anyone, let alone Slavin
>scurries into thread
>>157246929LET ME TELL YOU WHY HE'S A BAD GOALTENDER
>>157247066KRAMER NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>157247044shut the fuck up mildcuck
this fucking loser i barely know just called me to tell me he is coming to my wedding this Friday. I sent out invites 6 months ago asking people to RSVP 3 months ago. What the fuck?
>>157247065love this lil nigga>>157247078good post
>>157247081reminds me of that tard who paid $50 for a haircut lmao
>>157247066"You, you can puck, you, you can puck, you, you can puck. Look a he's a bleep. HE'S A BLEEP, HE'S A BLEEP"lady in the crowd: "oh muhhhh gawwwd""HE'S A BLEEP. Yeah, it shocks you? Oh, what? Where you going?"
>>157247094I needed a shave as well :(
>s-sh-shut the f-f-fuck up, m-m-uuhhyuuld c-c-c-cuck!!!!And he swings and misses again. Dumb fuckin' canuck. For claiming that "he won" and that he "knows my posting patterns" the crazy fuckin' schizo, he sure as fuck has a hard time finding my /hoc/ posts. Dipshit.
>>157247115you fucking suck dude lmao kwab
>>157247128Aww boo hoo for you. Cry about it.
>>157247066
>>157247142Poor Guy
Which Jenny has the best posters ever????
>>157247137remember that time you lost your team to the sunbelt kwab then they won lmao kwab
what have you not forgiven God for, /hoc?
>>157247179God doesn't make mistakes ya fucking rube
>>157247174>you lostretard
i'm watching bret hart vs yokozuna in a steel cage match rn
>>157247078You stink like shit, Samir.
>>157247174don't be mean to trb he defended our freedom against breakfast burritos
>>157247105I think you look nice anon
>>157247197gigabased
>>157247205And you queered off all day.
found some pics of the last /hoc/ Meetup a few years ago
>>157247187>yankee coming in hot to show his complete lack of reading comprehensionOh Juan never change
>>157247159/3pm/rip
>>157247238my name's eduardo
>>157247236it'll never cease to make me laugh at the very realistic chance that islanders guy actually does post on /hoc/
>>157247179Making me shorter than Marchand
/hoc/ is for straight, white Christian men over 6' tall. Please see yourselves out, the rest of you.
Reminder that the canacuck thinks 5 of /hoc/'s regular posters is the same person. Schizo...
>>157247293i'm jewish, cope
jews go to Hell kwab
>>157247214Thanks fren :3
I farted on my hand on accident and then wiped my eyes right after. Am I going to get pink eye? Go canes, btw!
>>157247318actually, it was the jews who had to cope this year
>>157247340
>157247338
>>157247355jesus that's soul-crushing to watch
>>157247308Samir is a massive lolcow and flails retardedly.
>>157247340your hero, jack hughes, literally won the usa the gold. sit down, goy.
>>157247318Same
>>157247369>your hero>your>doesn't consider himself one of ussasuga, Levantine
>>157247324theologically incorrect KWAB
>>157247355they wouldnt have lost had they not thrown their cup winning goale aside
>>157247437nobody on the team high fives adin hill.webm
>>157247437they literally watched a team bench their lead goalie for an undrafted nobody and immediately turn things around and said "nah we're good" and made sharter fart humiliate himself through the entire back half of that serieseven as a canes fan I was watching games 5 and 6 yelling at my screen "what the fuck are you thinking?"
>>157247355A summary of my life
took my doggy to the vet today and he was very brave :)
Getting McDonalds later
Election Day today. We should gas most of these losers.
>>157247492patriot
>>157247503I actually believe in the democratic process and not in protofascist fantasies of revenge
>ADIN HILL MAKES 6.25 MILLION UNTIL 2031
>>157247513crazy how Plato agreed with this guy >>157247503 well it would be crazy assuming you knew who Plato was
>>157247355Why treat him like this?
>>157247491Is he ok?
>>157247538If your team's goalie gave up 7 in one game, you'd understand.
plato never existed
>>157247542yeah just routine rabies vaccines :)
>>157247547Retard
>>157247571>>157247571>>157247571New
>>157245234>Ex-chang studentstill looks pretty changy to me
