out and proud edition
Anime
>>157234206We fucking love it here.
Is sensually running your hand down your homies back to his waist while he caresses your cheek and rubs your chest then interlocking fingers normal heterosexual behavior in Spain?
gay thread
blue lips, I see blue lips
>>157234217Is that so
>mfw I get called a khv and mocked and told to leave /heem/No.
Burning local. If local was a cali import
What I would give to have just a single night in Ibiza with Ilia…I’d burn everything I own, cut off everybody I knowSorry mom, sorry dad, but I have to party with the fucking double champ El MatadorLube my ass? Suck on your horns, el matador? You already know I’ll do anythingFuck I’m getting chills just thinking about it b
normies think arman is a brazza
> solves the brazza problem
Anything east of Poland is brazza to me b
You losers will never be in a popping club having a convo with your homie about which hoes y'all plan on taking back to the crib
What are we expecting for this week's card? In terms of entertainment and heems?
>>157234331Clitia topiglet was taking backshots from the entire Spanish national team back at the crib thoughbeit
>>157234331They have never done anything interesting in their lives
>>157234367Hard to judge since DRod fight lived up to the hype
>>157234395I’m sick of people saying that mains or co-mains are good when there is a 1 minute KO. Let us at least get into round 2 or 3 before the KO
>>157234367I sit in this chair and I watch this screen, and watch men bleed for my entertainment, as I drift further from God each moment.
>>157234395It sucked ass>>157234401What if you watch it standing up?
You losers will never be in a popping airport having a square up with a law enforcement officer about which bros are already back at the crib
Can't wait to see the meltdown when Ian Garry beats Islam. He's literally the worst match-up ever for Islam and people don't seem to realize this.
>>157234438You were right about that other thing so now I'm actually scared our favourite cuck might actually touch gold
The matriarchy era starts now.
>>157234308fair enough
>>157234252for me its freezing global
>>157234199Bryce Mitchell warned us that they’re trying to fag up the sport with their demonic bullshit
Topiglet got caught sucking mad pole and his Mrs had to get out of there.
Honestly? Respect.
>>157234206anime heems? We watch that crap here.
>>157234199awaiting the Guru video on these allegations
>>157234521HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
im pooing
Repressed homosexuality is the best base for MMA
DC is a mason, Conor is a mason, Periera & his coach are masons, Topuria's fight with gaethje was hysterical levels of cringe Freemason larping with all of the "33's", ilia is engaging in humiliation rituals just like his role model Conor, that all!Topuria finally lost after 33 roundsGaethje finally became champion in his 33rd fightConor McGregor’s 33rd professional fight including exhibitionspolymarket said mcgregor had a 33% percent to win the fightMax Holloway's 33rd professional MMA fight was UFC 329
Is Gane a Mason?
>>157234551>looks it up>it's true
>>157234551ok how do I join this but without the humiliation ritual?
>>157234571You literally have to suck cock to join
>>157234583can it be my own cock?
Are these Mason's in a room with us sweetie?
>>157234595If you play Black Ops
It's difficult for me to picture Gane getting excited when he fucks. I can't imagine him putting in more than the minimum effort. He's focused on something higher, in the distance, up along the range of the French Alps and higher, to where the heavens are gathering a storm. He would be exactly the same in both places.
>>157234592
Madame Rogan, your knob cheese sandwich is served!
>>157234617Least zesty Rogan comment.
Aint no sunshine when she's Gane
Just pondered Tito's Cantina.Chills.
>>157234617he's got caramel his tank
TOmalaTOpiglet What do they have in common?A LOVE, a PASSION, an OBSESSION with hot ZADDY dick
>>157234617>I could If I wanted toI'm not sure if he did it to completion, but he definitely had it in his mount
>If I was arman I'd force it down your throat!Joe Rogan to US Patriot and LW Champ Justin Gaethje
>>157234617Stretching is so faggy
Muhdique Sothicke
>>157234676Argh ya prick, what a you done to meh? What av you done?
massaging my bald head with both hands looking at this travesty of a thread
>>157234670Honestly? Idiot.
>>157234287bro got hands
>>157234720You think brock lesner ever did that faggy shit? He is a apex pinnacle of human man
>>157234670Sooo not true homeboy. I can suck my own dick rhanks to stertiching
>>157234767He literally took part in vinces bbc posting fantasies b
>>157234767brock lesner? The wrestler brock lesnar? that boy got sugar in every cell of his body
> I just wanna say that giving this nigga CTE wouldn't have been possible if not for my lord and savior
>>157234767Brock had to get an oil check in an punjabi prision match from the great Kahli
>>157234218Apturosisters... how do we come back from this?
>>157234218This doo is a certified homo too
Im gonna be jacked my nigga
>>157234218Topurias downfall needs to be studied
>>157234218Its normal European behavior. They are very sensual and like touching each other.
>>157234218What 4 rounds with Gaethje does to a guy
We know for certain schaub has a dry and small penis
Y'all reaching fuck off back to redit with that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyKbHjjRgtwWe're all in here bappas
>>157234877no
>>157234883>170 views>Has sponsors for this shit Kek
>>157234908You're not counting the X, TikTok, and Instagram viewers.
Benson Skuib
Ian Garry: Vegan, Feminist, and Adopted by His Wife's Ex Husband?Uppercat MMANew3.6K views
>>157234922Bimpton Spubs
Bogdan Skubal
MMA Guru's video on this gonna be fire
>>157234908The facebook restream im on from the Filipines has 15k watching
>>157234816>>157234831>>157234852>>157234861>>157234872tell me you've never done xtc/mdma with friends without telling me.On xtc, you get emotional and eager to tell your friends you appreciate them. The way they're touching eachother isn't suss behaviour in a xtc high. Cuddeling and hugging feel amazing in a trip but you don't see them doing that.I'm not sure they are on xtc, but if they were, and they were gay, it would look way worse than this
>>157234980>tell me you've never done gay sex with friends without telling me.Why are europeans like this? They'll do the most homogay shit ever and then pretend it's actually highly enlightened and cool.
>>157234980That's fucking illegal
>>157234980
>>157234980>you get emotional and eager to tell your friends you appreciate themAbsolutely true and yet none of us ever did anything that gay, not even close. There were many signs of this i fear.....
>>157235014The bawls money
>>157235057Gib me one thousanda dollars>>157234980Dees guys sucka eachatha' cocks.
we cannot follow them
>>157234980I was watching a documentary on To Catch A Predator and I didn't know it was gonna be a whiny hitpiece until they had a Dutch guy on with his fruity glasses and turtleneck, sitting with his legs crossed like a woman in a skirt and he said "yes but have we sought about how ze pedophile feels yes?"Moral of the story is Reindeer De Riddler is a dogshit fighter and has probably had gay sex with his friends
>>157234980Oh you were high? Then it's not gay but if you did that shit while you were sober I would skin you you fucking faggot cocksucker.
Ripping someone off for a g note is some greaseball ass shit
>he never had accidental gay sex on drugs with his brosngmi in this game b
>>157235134Was it vikang Swedes that did the blood eagle meme?I bet Gustafsson would love to skin someone from the Netherlands. Can you ask him for me?
the collected works of ciryl gane deluxe edition
Presidential Highs
>all these eurofags coming out of the woodworkreally makes me think
>>157235170Cereal look like the kinda nigga who watch Daria
Freemason's are based I'm heading down to my local lodge after work and entering apprenticeship
>>157235170>>157235159>>157235139>>157235134tell me you've never done xtc/mdma with friends without telling me.On xtc, you get emotional and eager to tell your friends you appreciate them. The way they're touching eachother isn't suss behaviour in a xtc high.Cuddeling and hugging feel amazing in a trip but you don't see them doing that.I'm not sure they are on xtc, but if they were, and they were gay, it would look way worse than this
>>157234980Look it up, Ferran Torres(who ilia was cuddling) is sweet as hell
>>157235143"The blood eagle" was probably invented by christianized norse people or they misunderstood what it meant. At least, it's probably exaggerated for literary effect.
tell me you've never watched heems with friends without telling me.On heems, you get emotional and eager to tell your friends you could heem them. The way they're touching heeming eachother isn't suss behavior in a heem high.Cuddling and hugging feel amazing in a heem but you don't see them doing that.I'm not sure they are watching heems, but if they were, and they were gay, it would look way worse than this
>>157235176Work ends
>>157235226what is he seeing
>>157235234The fans
>>157235226>tfw cant suck my own dick
aspinall is a disgrace
>>157235234Ilia's future (some zesty shit)
>>157235234The future, the past, and the present all at once. It was too much to handle, what knocked him out wasn't the punches of pilloway but the shock of seeing what the future held for him.
What is wrong with being gay in a sport where the GOAT is a gay man? Warfare is also a gay sport, and so is politics, and probably entrepreneurship too
>>157235265Only women are allowed to be gay
>>157235276it's only gay to nosh on minge if you're a man
if this world was never meant to be won, why did gane put us here
>>157235257Yet jonjones was scared to death of him!
>>157235234The future heemposts about bussy, piglets, and gay rape
>>157235206welp, this destroys my argumentI stand corrected
>>157235301Jon is alive you liar
>>157235303>doing the exact same thing as he did with clitiaOy m8 you never been on drugs with the lads at a beach?
>>157235206You would do that if you looked like that too
>>157234872Topuria remembered when Gaethje said two men could rape him. He's building a squad, which bodes well for the rematch, my only qualm is that he should've came to me.
>>157234980i have never not heemed wmma when rolling. Respectfully
>>157235118>Reindeer De Riddler is a dogshit fighterI'm amazed that he's been in the game for a while and has the worst striking i've seen in professional MMA
>>157235309Yeah because he hid in a bunker
>>157234218im unironically a full blown homosexual and you wouldn't catch me doing homo stuff like this in public cause im afraid of getting stabbed or beaten up so I just pretend to be straight. I think its the closet homos that tend to do this stuff when they are drunk or high and forget people are watching them
>>157235325He has a good knee game but he uses it less and less after crushing nickal with it for some reason
>>157235325>worst striking i've seen in professional MMAask THE Bo Nickal about his striking heh....
>>157235332You know I would literally kill you if you did that right?I would not fight you, I would kill you
>>157234218listening to david guetta is decidedly homosexual behavior
explaining how xtc affects you if havent done it a couple of times is like describing what it feels like giving a girl an orgasm.If you dont know, you'll never understand...
>>157234218this looks like literally nothing
>>157235344thats called clincing
>>157235355if thats literally nothing then I have to assume you wouldnt mind me doing literally nothing to you right?
>>157235334You're not full blown if you're afraid of doing this in public, you're a closet home. ALSO this semen slurping "sport" isn't for you. Are you a Payton Talbott fan?
>giving a wmma an orgasmhave some self respect
knew topuria was gay when he was good at fighting and the rose gimmick
>>157235362>you're a closet home
>>157235388what a mess
>>157235334What does your gaydar say about the webum.I was speculating on their gay behaviour by blaming xtc, but you're the expert here what do you think?
>>157235405I dunno, senpai. You seem like a more seasoned gay man than I.Obviously these boys sweet though
You ain't nothin' but a hound dogCryin' all the timeWell, you ain't never caught a rabbitAnd you ain't no friend of mine
Jon Jones never touched up on dudes kissed them nibbled their ear in the club etc
>>157235334Fuck off we're only ironically gay here
>>157235424WHO DEVELOPES A SPINNING BACK KICK AT 37?I mean WHO DOES THAT???!?
>>157235303yeah maybe next time don't assume everyone else is some braindead druggie ass loser like you. got it?
knew topuria was gay when he sold his asshole out to get heemed by Gayshit
>>157235405topuria wants that tall femboy boypuss. Tall guy looked hesitant on giving away they like each other in public in front of all those people like "you sure?", then he turned around and totally looked like he was about to kiss him or something, but definitely showed feminine affection to him.Ive had similar awkward moments with my first BF where I kind of touched him too much in public, got him horny, then he wanted to kiss me, then I had to just go with it and do gay shit in public.
>dominates LHW back when the average fighter was a 5'11" McDojo shitter>moves to HW once his opponents evolve and start giving him close fights>waits for Ngannou to leave the UFC, then seizes his opportunity>taps a whitebelt level grappler>destroys a retired firefighter in his 40's>retires as the GOATDamn, Jon always wins. Half the game is positioning yourself to reach greatness, Jon did that better than anybody.
both jones and mcgregor are tops, that's why their wife/gf are kept in check, meanwhile topuria is a bottom and why he couldn't keep his wife.
Someone post ciryl's beautiful jumpshot against gobert
>>157235476I gave Cyril some backshots just last night
>>157235472You forgot to mention>does all of that while being full of tren>pitches a massive 5 inch tent while playing with an 20 year old toddler
Some guy called Mason called me and said I could be the first triple champ in UFC history but when I said I wouldn't do gay shit he immediately hung up
How is orolboy not ranked again he bulldozed musayev and made chris curtis a takedown dummy really his only loss was *damage* based and should've been a drawl
>>157235492That's because Mason has no patience for liars
r/mma is saying Jiri vs Dricus is in the works. Any thoughts guys?
Chobani and belvita crackers for lunch time to get on my health and fitness shit#CSO
>>157235501you're lucky I have to work out or I'd break your freaking face
>>157235495Mydick Oralguy was very close to being finished my Uros Muhdick. Everyone knows he lucked out and has to stay in line
>>157235505Dricus will pulp the dude is that even a question
texas monster extra cheese bernaise and honey drizzle
>>157235517*crouches for a double leg**throws the boverhand instead*Better luck next time, Faguette
>>157235489>pisses hot multiple times, CEO of the company actually runs a damage control campaign for youDamn, I forgot about that. Jon really is a legend.
>>157235479
>>157235489you are mentally deranged and terminally stupid
>>157235519Dricus hits hard at 185 but he can't hang with the big boys
>>157235525>Texas Monster>loaded with pepperoni and kebab meatAyyo hollup
>>157235469MENTALLY ILL FAGGOT ALERT!
>>157235530Bro lmao you suck at striking *heems him out cold with the ol' reliable one-two*
>>157235492For the record, I started reading through the CoD wiki for Alex Mason just because of this post
>>157235545Why are russians so homophobic? Calm down
>>157235505Jiri is gonna get heemed. This is the beginning of his flushed path
>>157235547>heems himSo obviously not me, since it'd be retarded to speak to me in 3rd person. So basically I WEEMED you cold with the boverhand and you got up and one-two'd the refCrafty story win, b
Gane just size mogged an /nba/ 7 footer tomala is done
>>157235543i have to eat and you post this
Gane sucks!
>>157235553You're my silliest clown>>157235560blablabla didn't read I heemed you, go back to your stool and throw the towel bitch
Rather listen to NPR radio than watch any faggy podcast
>>157235565Gane has the most aesthetic UFC build. When I see him pose, I sometimes think how different my life might have been if I had been built like that.
>>157235594this but read "french" posts
>>157235589I agree fer sur b, and you're my boy and all but I gotta disagree with ya, my guy
>>157235472Lhw sucked before and sucks now; let’s not pretend that Jon wouldn’t dominate the cans that make up the entire top 15.
physically speaking, i'm identical to ciryl gane. it's his mind i covet.
>>157235615MMA peaked, it's a dying sport now. Nobody watches this shit. Even Conor coming back (lol) was a "WGAF?" moment.
If I shit the bed tonight while sleeping I'll send dana dick pics
>>157235624Good.
>>157235624what did you think of the McGregor Holloway card?
>>157234199The Clitia files don’t end at the nightclub kiss btw
>>157235631>Dana gets to sleem this B word's jellybean and get creamy pied while I have to sit and post on /heem/
Hospes comesque.
>>157235647
UFC should fire the ugly hags like sanko and the other ones and have Cinna in the booth instead
>>157235657
>>157235657What in tarnation did he mean by this?
>>157235650love are 'adriansimple as
>>157235594>he doesn't listen to Heavy Hands
Some are calling Ilia the gayest man to ever live
>>157235666
>>157235658i feel like you already made this joke
>>157235658hoyl crap is that THE fucking billy quarantillo?!
>>157235686I think Billiam Q is entertaining tee bee haytch
'Cause she's so highHigh above me, she's so lovelyShe's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or AphroditeDa-da-da-da-daShe's so high, high above me
>>157235679
>>157235691alright settle down
>>157235686b when have you last bought amppari they changed the package and the essence they use it tastes like mcdonald strawberry and the orange is not bitter at all
Post you'm walkouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m34Cls1Vmd8
>>157235710Silly frog of a ting you are.
>>157235658Woah mama! What a card! Let's get it on
>>157235634I didn't even watch that shit. I'm only following the sport for Gane now and a few of my boys. Once they retire, I'm out.
My fighter nickname would be "Rebumskid"
>>157235719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxhET61yB1A
>>157235719I'll ignore how much cringe you've propagated with that shit and instead critique you on the fact it's too short, so you'd have to run out like Hogda
>>157235717what the fuck
Gaga tes fyck that
>>157235746The video game won't hurt you if you don't look at it.
>>157235747honestly considering complaining
>>157235700It's just such a beautiful thing when there are no women on the premises. Men can be themselves, be free, live our best lives. Look at the joy on everyone's face here. What I'm saying is women are poison.
>>157235751Heeminder Mike Perry asked them to play the Halo theme for his walkout and they gave him Beyonce
Toyo Tires, the official tire of the UFC.
>>157235765Brought you by Bimpton SwabSwab, made with the fighting spirit
>>157235764In that case we're cooked. I bet they'd play this shit if it was in Mexico.https://youtu.be/3CcKIk3q71U?si=IfhapvUCwtUmC9kq
Toilet Tires, the official tire of the UFC.
>>157235764hell yeah me and Mike Perry doing a LASO run in the original halo trilogy and Reach
>>157235761can't live with em can't live without em mate
>>157235752
This fight clock brought to you by ModelOOOOOOOOHHH
>>157235789he isn't even maori
BEASTpuria got them seething kek
>>157235803not beating the allegations doing that sneedy
WE are all /heem/
>>157235789DRod is such a story winner
I'm here for Dana balls money
>>157235818somehow he is a bigger homo than Topuria lately
ian and conor could not be more polar opposite
>>157235720>>157235722I'd fuck youse up if i didnnt have better things to do
Heem Valley
>>157234287not against Khabib tho
>>157235853all i see and indeed forgive me if my eyesight is failing me are a bunch if not an outright collection of ten dollar words
>send doctor a message about my headaches despite being well hydrated and taking pain relievers>doctor responds saying I should stay hydrated and pain relievers should help
>>157235878>he's waiting for me to pull upNow I know you ain't a real one, fuck outta here pussy
>>157235818For all the glory!
>>157235885If you'd excuse my candor, I find myself in substantial agreement with your assessment, my friend. It would indeed appear that we are presently operating under what might be described as the spirit of Luge, yet remain conspicuously divorced from its authentic ontological essence. The superficial aesthetics, rhetorical mannerisms, and outward phenomenology may all be nominally present, thereby creating the illusion of continuity; however, the underlying metaphysical substrate—the ineffable quality that renders Luge genuinely Luge—remains regrettably absent. We are, in effect, observing a simulacrum that faithfully reproduces the external form while simultaneously lacking the animating principle from which that form originally derived its legitimacy.
>>157235892Haha this will always put a smile on my face
>>157235904that is a pillowpoofter
>>157235892That's not how you're supposed to train with noodles
Whenever I see Pat Barry rollin’, I be hatin’.
Some days you're DRod some days you're Gary all part of the day and tao of life
>>157235904The leather work is so gay with box belts. If you have that many "belts" you should just have a custom suit of armor with the belt metal as the plates and a giant trench coat with the best plates stitched and set over the shoulders and sides.
The clitia files run deep! This is fucked up!
>>157235935nerd
>>157235944Which F slur (faggot) decided that the main color of the most important trophy in the sport should be that faggy greenish tealish DOGSHIT
anyways heres my 35000 word clitia/sean r wattpad
people forget dana had intelbong assassinated
ilia topuria will win the rematch
>>157234218Meh, that's nothingburger compared to dan hooker
The bawlsss money
we all have an illia and gaethje forever fighting in us.
Do we think Jake Paul’s awkward Usman Nurmagomedov interview could cost PFL its biggest star and send him to the big strong cream pie'd arms of the UFC?
>>157235990This was debunked as a slut who got pumped and dumped by the hangman
>>157235990His froat is ready though right?>>157236000>inside me fighting is a gay manlet and a based retard>whoever I feed will win>mm yogart
I'm literally Justin Gaethje.Justin Gaethje
>>157236010This was lichurally never debunked and Dan just tried to smug mask wojak it and ignore
>Ian on the bike again. He's not making this easy for Islam to track him down. Clearly worried about the take d->OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>PEEIN GARRYS OUT COLD!!!!
>>157235908you'll have to excuse me it's been a while since i read boudrillard and i can't confess or even pretend to convey a deeper understanding of philosophy a whole outside of the classics sufficed to say however this comment warrants a thorough and complete response as an answer and that ladies and gentlemen is what we're here to do now while some might argue that there is only a hyperreal manifestation of the essence of luke thomas at play here and they would be more than justified in doing so it could also be presented that the actor portraying what we collectively know and indeed describe as luke thomas is itself a grotesque portrayal far removed from the man who also shares the same name if i may so bold as to suggest there is an idea of a luke thomas some kind of abstraction but there is no real luke only an entity something illusory and though it can hide its cold gaze and maybe you can even sense your life styles are probably comparable he simply is not there
i’ve never listened to one attosecond of luke thomas speaking
>>157236017that's it, you get it
ian garry machado
>>157236038I've never even seen his name written
>>157236046>nurmagodaddy
>>157235967the trick i use is to use as much tautology as possible and sprinkle in the pseud, he's more of a waffler than a full blown cosmic atheist but i can't lie to you sneed it's difficult and pushes my esl
>>157236038I listened once just to confirm I knew what he sounds like. I was wright, he sounds like a faggot numale.
it's much easier to write poems about wmma bits than do a full luke thomas segment you have to give the man his flowers
sean r strickland and the spectacle of lawrences linguini
>>157236063>>157236034If you'd excuse my candor, I think you do a right jolly good job of Lugeposting
>>157236077this is talent
mobile game recs?
>>157235990who the fuck looks up to dan hooker, besides chandler in the face off
>>157236083>>157236097the wonk will get angry seeing IC1s getting along and creating in peaceful harmony
>*deep breath so you know I'm serious* Listen yall, the revelation that Ilia Topuria was allegedly observed kissing a friend in a nightclub scarcely rises to the threshold of information deserving a breaking news chyron. There appears to exist an increasingly pathological inclination within combat sports discourse to conflate an athlete's private social conduct with their professional utility, despite the conspicuous absence of any logically necessary relationship between the two. What a fighter elects to do beyond the confines of contractual competition is, barring demonstrable harm to others, an intrinsically personal matter and one in which the broader public possesses no legitimate proprietary interest. Indeed, the available empirical literature would appear to suggest that consensual acts of intimacy between adults produce no discernible societal catastrophe whatsoever, with the only potentially affected party being, in the most literal biomechanical sense imaginable, the bussy undergoing the aforementioned proceedings.
>>157236112Based Monte(warned for racism)anThat being said, he's the only PooPeelander to look up to that isn't a mongrel muttoid or larping as Maori
ngl dan hooker fucking trans women made me respect himthis is the kinda life miragliotta wishes he could live
>>157236129This is why I turn on Guru instead I hate this old libtard
illia topuria dm'd me on instagram he wants to know how yall are doing
>>157236139fuck pokemon nigga we fuck with digimon here
>>157236154>*forceful exhale*>Really yall? Folks, are we really going to give credence to someone that is verifiably unserious and a blight on the broader MMA discourse?
>>157235818>>157235789Unironically don't think I can watch. I might have to just refresh tapology and only go back and watch if Islam wins. If Ian wins I will leave /heem/ for a year. I will create a new youtube account with zero mma or boxing content. I will have to find a new sport to watch
>>157236079Sean Raped Strickland innit
if heaven shaped temptation in her skinit borrowed erin's form her gaze her glowfor love made flesh has drawn my whole heart inand taught it bliss no heemster ought to know
Sometimes you're the catcher sometimes you're the rye
>>157236193Sometimes you suck dick sometimes you suck dick
>>157236178I will be pissing on you when Ian 48–47's that autistic gay guy. Leave my heem.com server NOW
one word : Ciryl Gane
Suck dick or duck sick
>>157236205talmbout being stuck between a rawlck and a hard penis b
>>157236209Curl Gain
miss you val kilmer hh
>>157234218mmmmmmmmmm hot boysp.s. i am indian
>>157236251People tell me I look like Val Kilmer in the Tombstone era. You can be sweet to me if you want
>>157236275no he wont
>>157236275>Ian Lee Rigby these are getting worse
>>157236275is this supposed to be hot lol hahaha (is it?)
alright the wonk is here party's over lads
>>157236287peroevwade was funny in how retarded it was (i guess it debuted for the doggywanker rematch maybe) but they've been steadily downhill since
>>157236275This may happen.
BOOOOOOOOO
I jumped the shark in inventing Dickus Doodoopisspiss, but at da end of da day it is what it is and the best is blest bay bee
i’d like to see islam climb up a freezing cold ladder in the dublin winter
>attempts to talk about MMA
>timely reference>ruined cadence>anti white in some capacity ayyo lemme jump in on dis real quick*licks lips**rubs hands*tomwind rushspinall
Islam's always humble, but also funny. Easily the best of the Brazzas. Let's have him maul that piece of shit Garry!
are we deadass right now or liveass?
>>157236376It's a LA think your flyover hillbilly ass can't comprehend status and class just Budweisers and skoal
>>157236383islam is the best brazza and i am excited to see what the team have cooked up garry is a slippery weasel and a pretty big and shameless one too
>>157236394oh my oh my, he looks like shit
>>157236393>>157236376It's tawlf....
>flyoverthis is the most insulting city fag cosmopolitan homo queer thing i have ever heard in my life>how dare people live somewhere nice
*nibbles Topuria's foreskin*
flyover me bollocks on yer gasket yeah
>>157236183Still my boy
>>157236446Hey I remember this filename from back before I left. You've been heeming for years, brudda
and don't be driven trew here eider yeahoff limits ting
>>157236311spammy might genuinely believe that ian is actually going to beat islam otherwise how do you justify putting this little ammount of effort
>>157236182Sad to hear you relapsed b. Remember, jesus christ is king and he loves you
>>157236463haha wow that's crazy man. maybe you should leave again?
>>157236476what's crazier him thinking that or the heemsensus backing islam maybe we are in a mirror reality
>>157236488Damn, zooted sneed is philosophical af
they won't give me welfare on account of my profitable winter business sadly
>>157236182but D-Rod lost??!!
>>157236487I'm sorry
you cannot smoke weed and congrat about lee rigby
>>157236488the thing that gets me the most is that they really think they are smart to people and that we are not, rarely have i seen people with worse room reading skills than from helsinki and even worse is turku, no basic manners or awareness literal pigs
Jake Shields is one ugly sob
>>157236602Member when he brought Owen Benjamin on his podcast and Owen kept pretending that he was always a big fan and insinuated his striking was outta this world and he's got so many knockouts so he's a real one
>>157236572ok funny post
don't worry sneed we know that post wasn't you bro
>>157236632Your friend is a cockmongler and better stay out of Norcal or I'll bang that nigga jaw loose
it does seem like a lot too much if i may so bold
>>157236488Sneed with a shit takeif your a man living in the city its the easiest thing in the world >bitches every night>free shit everwhere>no discipline at all>can easily disappear >despite there being more people no one feels the need to say hello or talk they all just duck their heads and walk to their next destination >everybody is desperate for someone charismatic and good looking (me) to take them out.>being white in a big city is the easiest thing in the world if your not some emacited pussyman
the thread was comfy too
>>157236679No one actually does that, the most you do is all day surf, then go to big bear the next day and have gay sex at night. Frankly if you're in Huntington Beach it'd be better for you to go visit Tito's family, since they're lonely after he moved to cape coral
>>157236427The ultimate humiliation... Poor tom...
>>157236721So you're going to spam gay scat and CP?I'd rather you didn't, b. The only CP you need to be spamming is CARLOS PRACHES (basado)
>>157236721there is skill then there is dedication. you have one not the other
>*enjoys the thread*
brazil you’re an dump all you filthy animals suck
>>157236741still don't know if it's a twink or a twat
>>157236790
>>157236721Spamdaddy owns you madame piggy
spammy more like sucky
>a cry for help if i ever seen oneme after seeing "french" posts
>>157236664It's a link to the 'chive where you admitted your 'AGP made you alcoholic (which nuked your pancreas) and depressed so you took anti-depressants and adderall which make your skin peel and necrose'... Kinda weird man...
>>157236849don't fucking use the nword though. it's not kind.
Spaddy raped my pathetic piglet existence
>>157236863neekeri
>>157236890MMA?
I'm the second most sex haver in /heem/
80 is cold in the sauna but murderous outside
>>157236863
>>157236916Would Mcgoobster have changed history and had a permanent story win, if in the 10th round of the Mayweather fight, he just teeped him as hard as he could and made the little manlet fly back. Thus getting DQ'd but winning a story
It's the high humidity that gets you not the heat
does any other general on /sp/ compare to the autism found here?
times you acted like lionheart?
>>157236933a florida wmma seems like a handful maybe two
>>157236849idc
>>157236958there is a cricket general b and the afl genny is pretty autistic too
>>157236958yeah there's plenty almost every single one actually ever been to /box/ .....kek ..... lmao or maybe go to /hoc/ I
>>157236958go to ANY soccer general and it's filled with thirdie schizos
they made a whole sport out of the soccer kick. respect
>>157236959I'm doing nothing right now. Some would say I'm losing, too.
did sneed get heemed
>>157236959Sneed is taking the smiffpill as we speak.Turtling up and getting TKO'd by the jannies.By the way, Domidick Gayes vs Whittaker is THE fight to make
>>157236990that feller been heemed since birth
>>157236990Nah fuck that!
>>157236990He tapped once spammy got a hold of him
>>157236846
reading nothing but words from losers. go read a book
>>157237012it looks like wonkers got got too
I don't think we should keep matching chubster Rob up with 6'4 guys Give him a break
I'm Sneed!
who
>>157237019if you aren't the kv wahrani then this doesn't concern you brother
>>157237029u better recognize
Sexy Muzzdaddies gape finnish baconholes on the regular
>>157237039>>157237020How do you keep getting away with it?Are you a crafty vet with a real deep bag?When will you allow us to discuss Quillan SouthKilled ending the reign of The Gamer?
woah, I cannot believe canada is a homosexual
And there it is. The N word dude!?! Seriously!?!
lmao what is happening itt
yeah avoid the Navajo question you worms
>>157237039he will lose to Hokit when he drops to LHW
>>157237071what was your question
>>157237071nava who?
>>157237081get real bud! Navajo is there a bigger fraud than him?
>bigger fraudi can think of one
>>157237039To be quite Franklin with you, WHO does that to Jan? Everyone who was champion sans Glover that fought him basically lost to him.
Navajo Sterling almost lost to a 40yo alcoholic. Food for thought
>>157237062Sneed has been heemed by Janny… We’ve decided the intel from the daddycord spy and it confirms the worst… somehow spammy is Janny…
>19 second reply
>>157237039cutelaba is 32
Every LHW feels like a C+
Cuntelaba ahahahahahahahaha that' would be a funny way to say his name
some people call it finlandI call it friendland because everyone there is my friend :D
>>157237110except.........
>>157237103these hands are no joke sneed u no dis>>157237099dear oh dear or if i may boy oh boy
>>157237099That's been a prevailing theory for many years and if you'd allow me to opine, I do believe it is quite feasible at this junction of time. For as long as we heem we therefore get heemed. It's the duality of our natureIn other words: mmmm yogart
man this Ullberg guy just doesn't fight enough me, Jiri would have fought lost, won and lost against in this time.
Most of the posts here are derivative.
oh man I'm spent, tonight was a good heem session. All the based retards went crazy, sneed, spammy even the finn. This is what keeps a community alive
>>157237135that's how memes work bud
>>157237123I dont see any current LHW that make me feel “that guy is a bad man at 205 dude”
Left hook, right straight, knee up the middle
IT'S UP, REDDIThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0vxwXvcp5o
Sorry, that was a typo, I meant to say:Most derivative post here >>157237144
jan bros...
>LUKE THOMAS GETS POLITICAL
>>157237146Iwo
>>157237154
Asplund fight week is upon us
>>157237155>He has to look forward to Witcher 4 after thisFucking GRIM
>Bedtime
>>157237159can't right now vaush is live what's the topic i might split screen
>>157237146*knock knock*
>>157237200The bloody 1 2 high kick
>>157237170disgusting freak what the fuck put a shirt on or get surgery
Poor poor madame armpiggy... the Jandaddy keeps Raping and Gaping xer pozzed porkhole... xhe had to turn off xer name now...
Check out this Ilia Topuria impression*sucks a dick*
>>157237224Funny post.
Seriously think this canadian is a deranged homosexual.
>>157237224Do it again haha
>>157237208The skin flopping around is kino
>>157237224thanks pal but you were going to show me an impression
>>157237224kek
>>157237208
>>157235789hips don't lie. machado by decision.
I need Spaddy to fudgepack my boiminge while I flick my AGPclitty to sexy Somalidaddies taking stinky brown pookies on my moldy mommy...
>>157237238ok maybe when the freak fights it can be entertaining but otherwise put a shirt on>>157237275you know i'm right
>>157237200*ignores solicitation*
>>157237279lucky bastard. Imagine having access to nubian queen pussy hmmmm
just so everyone knows, france hasn't seen guru's latest vid so you can ignore his posts from here on
>>157237321wgaf
>>157237321i've been busy bro, I don't have time to watch some fat faggot talk with a dumb british accent
>>157237351Vocaroo accent
>>157237377I would be wrist deep in that eyebrussy
Gamrot might be Fighting. Gamrot might be Ultimate.But is he Championship Zuffa LLC.?
>>157237386GAME OVER
Just found this nigga "Dallas Osborne" or whatever his name is. Fought 3 times in 2023 all losses (last two are armbars lmao).It's sad but also dumb he tried to fight thrice in one year instead of trying to get better
Dallas "The Hybrid" Osborne
>>157234218>tears his family apart by cheating on his wife with instagram models>becomes a faggotwhy?
>>157237171He still has Blood of the Dawnwalgger. That's basically all of the real witcher 1-3 devs. the senior writer, main art directer from 1-3, and Witcher 3 director. Plus Jan's in the game.
>>157237429You should really think about why you think that's sad and try to reflect.
>>157237456I hate this type of fight choreography. Directors who push for this looney tunes shit need to get out of the industry.
>>157237456Hmmm this is basado and I'm now looking forward to this game again.
>>157237458don't need to
>>157237490I think you'd be surprised
steve “fat” asslund
So I've always been on /pol/ and been a fight fan but have never been interested in "sports", I looked here once and didn't see anything /ufc/ related. Now out of luck I found the /gane/ thread which was my first ufc thread and was hilarious. So let me get this straight, you guys arn't genuine fight fans who care about betting, you guys sound more like closeted homosexual insiders. I always knew Rogan was gay, Gane, Brendan Scwaub, Nick Diaz, GSP, Daniel Cornier I could always tell they were secretly gay but are you guys saying this whole industry is run by a secret gay mafia? This has ruined my perception of the ufc, are there any straight people left who are interested in betting, or just the homosexuals looking to tackle and grind other men? Because that is exactly why I quit mma in my old hometown
>>157237514stfu goof
>>157237520You are a homosexual insider
>>157237503nigga I already know the what and why>>157237514stfu goof
hey man this isn’t college put the essay up
>genuine fight fans who care about bettingYou're just a subhuman gambling addict who found another outlet to fuel your degeneracy nigga. Might as well just go to the slot machines
>>157237533You are a homosexual insider
look I like gambling during the ufc cards because it helps me artificially raise the stakes and add a bit of spice to my life ok?
>>157237543>>157237538You are homosexual insiders, once im onto you, you will be exposed.
the rolling thunder could add a new dimension to ganes game
>>157237561Look, i use sarcasm on crypto heem threads because im a closet homosexual insider involved with the ufc homosexual mafia
>>157237525>>157237557>>157237569is there an echo in here
>4chan ksv's have never had a homie night out out a club full of hoes so you get giddy about all the tail you're going to be bringing back to the crib
>>157237585You are a closeted homosexual heem posting ufc insider involved with the ufc organisation
>>157237429Maybe he got paid good
>>157237538Hey man, im a massive homosexual who hides amoungst straight acting mens activities like a snake secretly working on my rape techniques because i desire human shit on my cock because im a disgusting faggot who should blow his brains out
>>157237606That's his amateur career, he never went pro. He quit after 3 Ls in a row
>>157237454he's gotta be true to his heart
>>157237617we don’t post our life stories hear
I will sniff out and expose this corruption taking place in this thread, you are homosexual mafia members who are involved in corruption
>>157237636I know, you are a snake who hides
*sniffs out corrupt homosexual mafia members*
>So I've always been on /pol/ and been a fight fan but have never been interested in "sports", I looked here once and didn't see anything /ufc/ related. Now out of luck I found the /gane/ thread which was my first ufc thread and was hilarious. So let me get this straight, you guys arn't genuine fight fans who care about betting, you guys sound more like closeted homosexual insiders. I always knew Rogan was gay, Gane, Brendan Scwaub, Nick Diaz, GSP, Daniel Cornier I could always tell they were secretly gay but are you guys saying this whole industry is run by a secret gay mafia? This has ruined my perception of the ufc, are there any straight people left who are interested in betting, or just the homosexuals looking to tackle and grind other men? Because that is exactly why I quit mma in my old hometownSomeone get this senile /pol/troon a fresh pair of adult diapers please
greedy piggy wants cream
>>157237659>>157237654This is the type of posting that results from being brain dead, stuck in the one thing for too long. You think vauge posting is cool and im the loser because you think im being emotional. The truth is you are all closeted homosexual insiders, most likely people like Scwaub. Just total closet cases who can't function.
>>157237625There are ways to get paid as an amateur fighter if the commission doesn't find out. A local gym where I am got in trouble for putting on events and paying guys under the table to show up and get their ass kicked by guys from other gyms that bring in more ticket sales. Took years for them to get in trouble for it
>>157237680schaub has a dimepiece mexican baddie, ignoramus
>>157237703i didn't know they did that in amateurs league
Post all day ITT at work and honestly wish I worked instead y'all falling off bad
>>157237722>>157237722>>157237722New thread tailor made for clittystraila
*clap* be *clap* better * cap* posters *calp* and *clap* men!
>>157237724Promoters and gyms can make a shitload of money off amateur events in bigger cities
5 hunnerd
