Slaylor Harry Fritz edition No girls allowed>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleMontreal has begun>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1e.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157188186
>>157236443gay
I was right. This sucks
Moorgs BTFO
Congratulations to Fritz. He was better and by far.
Fritz is elite
>>157236479example just now
This jodarshian remontada is gonna hit differently like the crime gangs of Leganes
>>157236536Not watching still got 20 mins left of wild strawberries
>>157236568fritz had a double fault at advantage jodar
cam on Alejandro Jodarowsky hit sum fakin balz
Is everybody in the Dee Em Vee area a government agent?
Se acabo
Beautiful skies today in Washington
Is this scum bag unironically taking an MTO at 1-0 5-4 and a break down?
>>157236785He probably didn't have a third set of laces.
>fall to the groundgay
First title above 250 level in how many years?
>>157236889 2022, I think. So not that long ago.
>>157236648Weirdly no, its all corporate lobbyistsThe government agents are all just south of DC in northern virginia
>>157236924Hope he takes it easy on the ball girls
>>157236934>northern virginiawe call it NoVa
Jodar should wear velcro shoes, fucking bitch.
>>157237051kek, velcro new balances would fit his autism style
Now that the great DMV (DC) (North of NoVa) tournament has finished we can focus on the main course of the evening: Mejia vs Landaluce
>>157237102>growing his hair like carloswe know that's coming next...
>nice cool 21°C in MontrealGet me outta here
>>157236568>Earlier, an apparent Ukrainian drone strike hit a warehouse belonging to Russia's largest online retailer Wildberries,
>>157237082can we?
>>157237211Ah, but do you ever notice all the coincidences that don't happen
>>157237493If only we had implemented jumbrella invention
>Interrupted
Fonz would have put up more of a fight than the Perrito today
How the fuck are they playing in Toronto but not MontrealWhat's going on
Draper - Atmane moved to tomorrow
>>157237612Weather and lots of rain.
>>157237102The clown from the movie "it"
siiiiiiip Ahhhhhhhh DMV Open now that was a good tournament
personal highlight
>>157238013that's nice - DMV anons showed up big
>>157238031>asking umpires for autographsWhat kind of people do this?
>>157238013>>157238031Kino
DMV meetup next year then?All the yuro anons can fly over together. surely someone on here has a Cessna
Does this mean that Taylor won the breakup?
i was one foot away from eala and i didnt pay a cent
>>157238307The difference in crowd support definitely played a part in that bell. Funny given that jpeg is American and it was in the nation’s capital
>>157238307>>157238328*taps sign*
>>157238328then how did she win the first set yesterday?
>>157238348You get real crowds in on the Monday after a rain delay, not the hoi polloi.
>>157238307>i was one foot away from eala and i didnt pay a centwere you at the event today as well?But no photos?
>>157238348Because sunday afternoon tickets to the final were very expensive and full of sleepy DC rich people. Since it rained out it let the tickets be free like op said and the pilipinos carried her to victory. Monday crowd seemed evenly split for Fritz jodar.
>>157238426You wrote it better britanon. Reminds me of the 2001 Wimbledon people’s final.
>>157238455>>157238426The philippinos really werent there on Sunday?
>>157238501What do you think I'm watching right now brotherAdmittedly it is the only other example I can cite of this phenomenon
>>157238445ill post photos when I get home but my phone died so i couldnt get photos with alex
MATCHES ARE BACK ON AGAIN!
>>157238516Based tennis history knower. Gorman and I tip our hats to you.
>>157238628ok let me finish my movie
>>157238502Not in nearly the same number and volume as Monday
>>157236875It's allowable when they actually fall, a la Goran in 2001. When bums like Shitz win a 500 then go down in gradual stages, okay lets arch the back, lets bend the knees, lets loosen the calves, it's just nonsense.
>>157238694Monday?
In the absence of being recommended any good mens matches to watch I will be watching Maya Joint because she reminds me of a high school lost love.
>>157238836And she beat Serena!
>>1572369123 years. A bit of a shitter isn’t he.
How long do tournaments in tennis have to be called Open before we accept that open is normal and just call them tournaments? Like there's no closed tournaments anymore lil bro the civil rights movement was 40 years ago
THE Nicolas Mejia?
>>157239128now now its only one break in the third set
starting to think landaluce isnt the great talent i thougth he was
The Mariano Navone?
>>157239338He's a disgrace
give me Fearnakino
Is Jack Sock still good? I went to high school with him and everyone was like "omg he's so good at tennis wow wow wow".
Jack Sock? More like Cum rag
>>157239803He’s no Roger Federer but he is an elite pickle baller
Berretini is a poor man's Jack Sock
>>157238445
Oh hey, Le Monf won
>>157242427Kicking monself for sleeping through it
Jack Sock more like Sack Jock - me when Jock isn’t meeting his KPIs
How can any Yuropean poster hate clay season when you'd be setting up to a bit of Monte Carlo with your morning coffee right about now
>>157242371im in this photo
>>157243704The absolute state of France
>>157243704Surprised Milosh made 4 finals, he really could have had a couple slams and big titles if he wasn't in tail end of the strong era and then injured
>>157243704This is premature as Monf is about to win his first in Montreal before a sustained period of silence from Monf haters
A slam or masters final in the big 3 era should count as 2/3rds of an actual win
>>157243584nice chain
>>157243764kek>>1572437883 times 2/3 = 2 masters titles for monfils?
>>157243843I went for that guy as well
bit neckbeardish
>>157243887At least. Makes me wonder about Wawrinka (3 slams, 1 masters 1000) and any other players who won more slams than masters 1000s
>>157243982>>157243988He wishes he was that guy. More likely to be;
Sissy time
LET'S GO BUTTSBYLET'S GO *CLAP* *CLAP*
plastic hardcourt sounds like it should be indoors
We need to talk about Tsitsipas, a tragic downfall or the case of career defining injuries?
i miss grass
Currier is cancer. So damn reasonable.
>>157244514Touch some maybe?
>>157244552terrible post
>>157244578Calm yourself
>>157244594i'm calmstop being silly
Back to the nonce thread with you
D. Chan (can't)
Hard > Clay >>>>>>>>>>> Broken glass bottles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grass.
Damn
>MyShack
buttsbybros!
>rjense is now playing in whitehe misses grass too
Whiffsispas
Weightloss fatcarass
THE Duncan Chan?
Lmao Damm ain't it
Martin might want to plug the hole in this Damm
Another classic whiff from Tsitshimdown
>>15724481730 slams soon
Sissy is whiffing AND winning
buttsby won!
>>157244817would still be zverev
Staring to think Walton won’t win a slam
was surprised at the amount of support jodar got yesterday given how much the internet hates him
Grim match selection Itsy bitsy I guess
Casey affleck looking motherfucker
for me, it's Mannafearno
THE Roman Andres Burruchaga?
>>157245231twitterfags only have a memory of one week
>>157245492unironically yes, slayer of Wawrinka
>>157244817god hes just like me
>Dennis retiring at his home tournamentIt's over
Last digit is the game Japer retires
>>157244817wait the real news here is he got rid of the nasty ahhh braids
>>157246029Last 2 digits is the amount of times he withdraws on the last day before the tournament for the rest of the year
>>157246301Something must have happened he was meant to be on next but Sky have been relaying the Spider-Shapoo match instead No I will NOT change the channel, open Flashscore or in any way investigate
>>157246385They're already playing. Also you can thank me for basically healing him with that 01 post. Only one more withdrawal and he's back in business.
>>157246044
>>157246449That USO tattoo is so fucking gaudy. Did he even get one for AO?
>>157246449This is a man who’s gonna take the tour by storm Reventarse of a level nevertofore seen
>>157246462I thought it was a tilted Eiffel Tower lel
Where are the Poppy doubters?
>>157246462didnt we all get a tacky tattoo as a teen? hahaha
oui oui Jacques
Man these crowds sure are grim. Are North American frogs aware that Jack The Raper is a slam champion?
>>157246742Wait, he is?
>>157246742more like ward champion
>>157246772He won IW which is the 5th and arguably most important and prestigious slam
>>157246813Quadruple Eastbourne >>> Indian Smells
>>157246876Holy….
Drapists..
Holy kwab…Draper I don’t even know what to say. Enjoy pickleball I guess.
How long until Andy quits or gets booted?
>>157247139Why do all people in sports leadership positions look like this
>>157247153>umm… like…. hit a slice or a really good cross court backhand I don’t know…. Just hit a really good return I don’t know how to teach you……. just slice more
Ordered a 12 inch meat feast pizza. And I already look like fatcaraz
>one interesting match with my boy Roblox >spaniard npc withdraws Typical cowardly Castilian
>>157247251/atp/ fact check: Munar doesn't really play like a typical spaniard clay pusher
Watching Paris Texas
Reminder that Vegas thinks Draper is the 5th favorite to win the USO pen
>>157247273Shh I’m just trying to bait my favourite poster
>>157247296Well they must have seen him crying uncontrollably during the changeover as he struggled to get through another full march because he’s 17th best right now at 60/1
How the fuck can you have an arm injury just send it brother
>>157247311The..?
>>157247387Spaniard conspirazo
jerry is back
If I was Draper I would just knock up Emma and be a stay at home dad
Why can't they put D Minor on now
Give it to me straight /atp/Is Draper le finished?
>>157247478He just needs some raw milk and flintstones vitamins
>>157247478We can only hope so
well at least I can watch Cobolli Hanfmann later
>>157247337https://streamin.me/v/0309fc98
Give it to me straight /atp/Is Rublev le finishe-
>>157247610>https://streamin.me/v/0309fc98Jake-Gyllenhaal-crying-in-the-mirror-and-then-hearing-white -irl-music.reel
shang had a little meltie in the 2nd set and got a warning from the umpie, the game has been over since.
>>157247770>shang had a little meltie in the 2nd set and got a warning from the umpieclip?
fritz winnin' US opendeadly seriousfeel sorry for drapist. seems like hes perma-injured
anyone else going to drag queen family storytime during us open fan week
>>157247854The what
>>157247854its the unofficial /atp/ meet up
>>157247610Whats with the half SS tattoo?
>>157247873What's the official one? Don't say DMV
>>157247894fink its to do wiv him being right handed but playingwiv his left hand
>>157247957It's in NoVA
>>157248058But I don't glow
>>157247957why do you ask questions you dont want to hear the answer to?
Time to check out of tennis for a while, I have no interest in watching a juiced up Pennywise the clown destroy the weak ass competition, another Sinner-Zverev final I cannot stomach. See you guys in 2027.
>>157248186>another Sinner-Zverev finalitll be kino though because Zverev will finally win after 8 loses in a row and his second slam
Watching highlights from CanadaWhy is Draper wearing a bra?
>choking six set pointsDuckworth more like Duckworthless
>>157249073Cobolli is a national hero here after filling our 'cute Italiano' quota at Winbledon so man-bras are now compulsory for all UKlings.
>Darderriere
Is Darderi the next Svajda?
>>157249836this guy was a slam finalist this year btw
>>157249073Because he cries like a bitch KEK>>157250411Yes I remember because it was this year
Cobolli going for the late medieval loan sword with that haircut
Psycho Bunny must be the cringiest sponsor, why did they self own in this way?>>157250465Heh
Hanfmann actually has some really good points so far.Putting a quarter quid on the teuton.
Give it to me straight /atp/Is Cobolli le finished?
>>157250695oh he's done I fucking lost 18 thanks to him and threw it all on hanfmann just so I could break even. He's done and the consensus on xitter is he's the worst top 10 player.
Not sure about this le finished meme
>>157250701>threw it all on hanfmann just so I could break evenoh?
Holy kino Fonz, Jod and Buse play today
don't forget Sisspants
>paper
>>157251145I'd be crying too
Grunk a lunka dunka di bolliYou now remember slam finalist cobolli
>Shitsipas vs Fraudseca>Buttsby vs Shitton>Spiderman vs Feels>Hodor vs Pootet>Slamrev vs Talent>FEARnley vs Menshit>Midvedev vs Zandslop>Tenshinhan vs GaylTENNIS
Mejia-MusettiTsitsipas-Fonz Buttsby-Shelphone Buse-NorrieRuud-one of the Cerundolos Svajda-FilsShitz and Jod in action too, we eating
>>157251145I-I can fix him!
My movie trial runs out tomorrow I’m gonna have to start watching some tennis.
You want to know who is actually finished? Pooblev
i get draper and rune confused all the timewhich one is the guy who is injured all the time
How long until Buse time?
>Diallo cried too yesterdayWtf is happening in Montreal? Is that just a pussy ass crying bitches places?
>>157252803>which one is the guy who is injured all the timeThat's Machac
>>157252803Well they both won a Masters 1000 and skyrocketed up to a career high ranking of #4 leading pundits to proclaim them as future slam contenders and they both have a tendency to cheat on double bounce calls and they both wear backwards caps and sleeveless shirts so I can see why you might be confused
>>157252803heh the one who wears the zoomer cap i think
>>157252880>Karen Khachanov 67.00Bookies got no respect for Tomic
doesnt feel like a normal day until some of the better players withdraw
>zverlingz is the number one seedGrimi
Had a quick look at /f1/ just there and I’m concerned the famous calm down meme could in fact be stolen from a different general
>>157253619What are the best homegrown tennis memes?
>>157253645HIS FATHER CAN TALK EVERY POINT
Calm down being a gimmick would break my heart
>>157253672It's not that big of a deal, calm down
/xyz/
>>157253655I don't remember this meme
>>1572537532021 us open vs tsitsipas
>>157253672Relax
>etchasketchy
>>157250695
Shitshispants can't handle the Funsack
>>157254693who can be handle desu?
>that moonball "dropshot"
Time for Buttsby
Buse and Landaluce have been a bit of a let down and I havn't seen Kouame play since Roland Garros
>>157255162>Kouame play since Roland GarrosWasn't there something recently about the French criticizing him for losing
Sigh. Fils looking like a chump against ATP #87- Why do I bother?
>>157255201Didn't hear anything and nothing came up in a search.
>>157253619could it?>>157253672it would?>>157255090>Buttsbythis one definitely has an /f1/ connection
Is there a stream where they mute Shelton's dad?
>>157255535it was all very useful15-0>the riser into the body's working too15-15>slice... {something}15-30>it's (too aggro) champmissed the next point30-40>good job, let's play here be readygame rJense>be sharp let's gonew game:>you can treat his first like it's his second, with your positions
whycome so few people to watch the defending champ play his first match
>>157255563I really REALLY hoped the prematch tactical analysis and hidden communication during the match amount to much more than all the verbal coaching we get to actually hear. But the longer I follow this sport the less likely it seems
silly cunts
buttsby's gassed
>keep moving like you're movinggood advice from benny shelly's fatherhe probably knew already though
what was the deal with the black lady, did she want Ruud to autograph some balls for her right after he won or what
>>157255701He's so cute
buttsby almost got fuckedbenny wearing him down
would >you drink icecold water at this moment in 29°C while playing tennisseems uncomfortable
Busebros…
everyone not watching shelly missed the greatest fault everwhat the fuck was that
fonseca was struggling against a washed tsitsipas
Brooksby's kit looks like trash
>low court camerais something standing in front of the normal one
buttsby's fucked
>>157255770>He's so cuteis he?
these matches are wank
I’m not watching I fell asleep
benny beats buttsby
>Broken Bucksby
some comments from benny's daddy>give me at least one15-0>that's it let's take him out come on30-0>great job ben30-15>{nuffin}30-30>keep coming at him40-30>{nuffin}and from benny shelly hisselfto jb>great match, great playto the ump>thank you, i appreciate itto whomever>was somebody supposed to say something after the match?
>>157256003benny shelly's the black one
buttsby should have won the second set at least autistic retard
Fils bad man found some form
Moutodar better deliver or there won't be any kino until Monfils
playing goddammed french songs for some reason at montreal
Shitz
>GODspoor is on>/gaytp/ is silentdead board
Gaylor Gritz
>>157256710>named after a motorcrosserTallen buttspoor
Crapfael Poodar
THE Thiago Agustin Tirante
Geeksporn in 3
the zvera has come to an end
The boy from Leganes is getting brutally exposed by a player with some variety
>zverev medical time out in 3..2...
I had a post the other day that I thought should have gotten Yous and its still on my mind
>>157257154joder
>>157257191you should have posted fem*le juniors on /tennis/ for guaranteed (You)s
>>157257154jod on
>>157257191Proof?
Peelix Pooger Auliasshit is out
Why is /atp/ handling the Popyrin's rise so poorly?
tallongod
have you ever gotten a 9.6 performance rating?
>flex augmented-assheem
>>157257306my pp is 9.6cm
Why do Zverev and Griekspoor play each other all the time?
Performance Rating – combines the In Attack, Conversion, Steal and Shot Quality data to create a metric showing a player's overall performance level. It is a 0–10 scale, and the tour average is 7.44.Conversion Score – calculates how often a player has won a point when they have been in attack during the point. The Conversion Score shows how efficient a player is when they are in attack. Tour average is 69%.Steal Score – calculates how often a player has won the point when they have been in defence during the point. Steal Score highlights the players with the best defensive skills and shows which players can win matches with lower In Attack scores. Tour average is 31%.Shot Quality – measures the quality of the player's serve, return, forehand and backhand on a 0–10 scale. Shot Quality is calculated in real-time by analysing each shot's speed, spin, depth, width, and the impact it has on the opponent. Tour averages: Serve 7.9, Return 6.5, Forehand 7.5, Backhand 7.1.
>>157253619best stop using it i say.
who mogs, /atp/?
You will NEVER guess who the 3rd and 4th best conversion/stealsmen on tour are.
>>157257376Did you know diabetis is actually a very uncomfortable and humiliating death. They usually have to start cutting limbs off when they die starting with toes, fingers then an entire leg; and your eyesight gets completely fucked too.
>>157257381Wasn't number 3 Cerundolo or am I thinking of a similar return stat?
>>157257347>my pp is 9.6cm>>157257366tour pp average?
>>1572574255th best returner, yeah. But check THIS out.
>>157257461Literally have never in my life heard of "Hynek Barton" before
>>157257461>Tarvet stated in 2025 that he prefers to be called Ollie. He said "I usually only get called Oliver when my mum is annoyed at me. So you know, I try to avoid it at all costs"well there you go
>Used to have a solid 10 sites to find tennis matches on>Now down to just one sketchy siteim getting nervous bros
>open stream>Zverev double faultskino
>muh overheated audiencecancer
>Zverev being good guy altruistichate this staged event to make the wife beater look good now that he will win multiple slams
>gives water bottle to dying boomer>beats his bird when no one is aroundhe really is a performative maleman bun and all
Ballgirl holding Joe's umbrella doesnt look too happy
Could Layhani stop harassing the fucking crowd for five minutes shut the fuck up man
Oh wait he's changing his shoelaces at a crucial point, AGAIN
>>157257461Big things ahead for our Ollie
>>157257575d-digits?!
>>157257651Actual bullshit
>chance to win the first masters event of the year without Sinner>loses his first matchYep, it's still Zverev
zverover
That little motherfucker's going to do it every single match, isn't he?
>>157257478>In June 2023, he made his Challenger debut after qualifying for the Czech Open, and upset eighth seed Flavio Cobolli in the first round.Cobolli confirmed fraud
>more faintingits not that hot in Montreal. for godss ake its only 30 degrees
too much nonsense going on
theres blood in the stands apparently
>>157257729>In July 2021, Bartoň won the J3 Moravia Steel Sparta Cup in Prague.[7] In June 2022, he won the J1 ITF German Juniors in Bamberg, defeating top seed Rodrigo Pacheco Méndez in the final.[8] That August, he won the Pardubice Junior, a prestigious junior tournament in the Czech Republic.[9] The following month, he reached the boys' singles quarterfinals of the US OpenThis section reads like an /atp/ shitpost. THE prestigious Pardubice Junior
>fella fell>lot of blood on the standsoh no
>>157257736calm down
over for zverevcels
>>157257748>>157257754Jodar strikes again
>>157257756shan't be following your advice
>>157257751Kek
>>157257760and he's not even at this court!
Inshallah
Bros............................................................rune is out of 'nati
>>157257816no!
>>157257816Who is Rune? Is he the guy who fell down in the stands?
I'm not watching, why is Zverev choking? He seems to have held on in the first set.
Even Zverev's bh is letting him down right now>>157257842He's messing up in easy rallies. Just gifted Griekspoor an easy bh point to make it 30-40 for example.
Moutet - Jodar kino rn
Dutch players are known for their mental strength so surely Griekspoor won't choke this
iyaz - replay
>>157257896this but unironically
>>157257907just kidding
>>157257921kek
chokespoor
>>157257940KEK
yodadoubters quiet right now...
>>157257896kek the coach keeps shouting to him>We'll do it together. C'mon! We'll do it together.insanely weakmind
Another dumped bh by Zverev
This camera angle on the Zverspoor match seems too zoomed in or somethingMaybe its just switching from the Joe Dart match
>>157258022Also amazing fh into outer space on the bp
Is griekspoor still dating that bogged wta player
>>157258039and the pp
>>157258044I was wondering the same earlier
Going on a tennis date this weekend with a lass I met at the DMV open. Anything I should keep in mind?
Post-slam Zverev is just different
kwab of the day?
Well done Griekspoor.
Zverev is poor
>Been a long time
>Wake up>Zverev lostLook at least Shitz also lost but anybody with Shelton and/or FAA will be laffin
>>157258067I’ve been on two and honestly they kind of suck because you’re so far apart so conversations are kind of awkward
>>157257107heh
>>157258092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYPjdaUOwAg
>>157258118hit a backhand return winner on her first serve then point at your earguaranteed lay
>>157258118True, my kind of tennis-themed novel covers this issue
>>157258217Angriest I've ever been with my puttana madre was playing tennis on holiday as a teen with my brother whom I hate and I hit a crisp forehand down the line winner and made a kind of "damn that was good" face and she thought I was mocking my brother and freaked out and started screaming at me and ran back to the apartment and started spewing all manner of lies to my dad about me abusing my brother. I was ready to head to the airport man, it was a clean forehand.
>>157258279ngl I would expect a US flag to go with that kind of post
Just how good is Pickelsen?
oh fuck I left Shitz captained in Gaytp Phantasy
>>157258407Oof, we can cry together
Top 5 number of posts in the thread:206 - number of bones in the human body366 - number of days in a year 299 - makes me think about a gimmick where I pretend not to know what the bump limit isand you?
>>157258610For me it's 98 - Number of frauds in the top 100
>>157258639based mannakino enjoyer
cam on fearnleaf
fearnleaf's beard needs to calm down it covers way too much of his face
Daniil met the dev... and wasn't too happy with the game
Jacob vs JakubReally makes you think
We got any Montréal locals in this here thread?
>>157259004Yeah, we call the local area the DMV (Dearborn-Montreal-Vancouver)
>>157259079lol
Medvedevilish
On scale of Rublev to Tsitsipas, how finished is Medvedev?
>DMV is now a part of /atp/ cultureDidn't see that coming
is tommy paul related to jake paul?
>Fraudix withdrew from his home tourneyKek wtf is going on, this masters is a shambles
Botic buddies!
>Norrie vs De MiñaurProper tennis
>>157259743All the Canadians got injured
wtfwt happen fritznever even heard of diss tirante dude
>>157259617yes
>>157260118jodar pushed him too hard
>>157260118Never heard of THE 2025 Invest In Szczeczin Open champion?? The two time Internazionale Citta di Trieste runner up? The Europcar Cancun finalist??
>wake up>Tsitsipas lost>Fritz lost>Zverev lost>Khachanov lost>Medvedev lost>Felix withdrewSo who's the title favourite now, Atmane? Maybe Arnaldi?
>>157260455Genuinely no clue no one strikes me as playing well. Think all the big names could blow out and it’ll be some shitter like Tirante or Navone
>>157260455Monfils has one hand on the trophy
>>157260455Tragically it is now our guy ADM
>>157260455Shelton
>>157260563He's not getting past Snorrie
Monfeast
asian buck breaking
>>157260455atmane always was our guy
his name is gael my boys in french
When is this mf gonna be done learning
journeyman tien
Tien to win the whole thing?
>>157260951fuggin ell propa autist
imagine if jack not injuredhe coulda won diss
>>157260455were entering the jodar era
>>157260455Jodar Jodar Jodar Jodar Jodar Jodar
Not too sure about this "Zvera" lads>Alexander Zverev has now lost 50.0% (3/6) of his opening matches as the top seed at ATP Masters 1000 events - the highest rate of any player with multiple such main draw appearances since the format's introduction in 1990.
>>157262908He doesn't care about Masters. It's the Slam or nothing era.
the future is now.
>>157263163I mean, I get you're joking, but... Yeah? Maybe?
>Heres your Masters1000 tournament top 10 one round in
>>157263238i will only tolerate Jodar or Mensik winning this tournament
If Fils manages to remain healthy the whole- wait, what the fuck am I saying? As if.
Grim
Had the sudden terrible suspicion just there that Arthur Fery may have made the Wimbledon semi final this year
>>157263324>BinnerResting after dominating earlier 1000s>RazInjured>ZverevGriekspoor was due for another win>FelixInjured >NovakHas a plenty of 1000s. Doesn't care about them anymore. >MeddyWashed. Rare day where Dutchies didn't choke>ADMStill in it>CobolliKwab>FritzTired from DC>SheltonStill in it
>>157263711>Demon is the highest remaining seedThis is his Zverev-at-RG moment
>>157263802A new D'era is upon us
>>157263802didnt Popyrin win this tournament under similar circumstances?
>>157264191You mean Dardera
>>157264278you mean Darderrierera
>>157264277Poppy won by pulling off like five consecutive upsets, he was the underdog the whole way through (and for good reason, he's shit)
>>157264313im pretty sure he also only faced meme players and the win was labeled a fluke
>>157264322You could say that
it's timewashington was data
>>157264349>washington was datawe call it DMV around here
Can somebody explain to me why Hoedarr is playing again, but BlockX never plays?
>>157264396>Hoedarrhes a beast (with a BMI of 16.5)
>>157263744>Tired from DCFrom *DMV
>>157264396Bloqx had a walkover in the first round..
>>157263802>>157264191kek
>>157264387>>157264419dead meme
>>157264474*dead meme verdict
>>157263802popularised by the film
>Demon>Hurkacz>Tiafoe>Pablo>Musetti>Norrie>Griekspoor>Ruud>Popyrin>Borges>Rinderknech>Hanfmann>BoticWhat do all of these amazing players have in common?
>>157264551all strong minds and non chokers
>>157264565That's a given. But aside from that there's one secret trait they all have in common.
>>157264551none have won a 1000 before
>>157264607Popyrin, Hurkacz and Norrie have. What a list.
>>157264607There are at least four champions and three finalists in that list
>>157264618Don't forget Ruudgoat
>>157264551Actually scrape Musetti from the list, sorry. Now it should be obvious.
>>157264623True. Thanks Draper.
>>1572646252 handers?
>>157264640Technically yes but then I would have listed more players.
Just give us the answer
>>157264551>de manure>HurkACK>Big Poo>Pooblo>Pooshitti>Snotrrie>Griekspoop>Pood>Poopyrin>Shartges>RinderknACK>Shartmann>Botick
>>157264679The only 90s players left in the 2026 National Bank Open presented by Rogers in Montréal (accidentally included Musetti)
>>157264706I'll be honest, that's just not an interesting bit of trivia, hardly any better than the two hander bitHope you can come up with something better next time because I do enjoy trivia (I won a nice sturdy umbrella from a trivia night one time)
>>157264625none are italian
So uh what happened this week while I was gone? Clown looking ass tournament, are we back in the weak era?
>>157264773It wasn't supposed to be that interesting. Was just wondering how 90s players are doing with Zverev, Fritz and Fraudix out. Sorry, I won't be sending out any umbrellas or jumbrellas.
>>157264826May it rain on your next tennis tournament
>>157264832I hope it rains. Still way too hot.
>>157264773How big was the umbrella?>>157264832Could he borrow your Jumbrella?
>>157264826By the way Fraudix isn't even a 90s player. Thought he was 99 but he's actually a 2000 kid.
>>157264844Big enough for Jackie Chan to fight off a bunch of thugs with machetes but not big enough to cover a tennis court
>>157263238fink ill support anal semen slurper or fonseca
Armpits be stinkin
Who the fuck pulls out as the highest seed at his home tournament? Felix better be missing a leg or smn. What a retard
not a vintage day for the old tenny
>>157264508thingkin' 'bout puttin' katie double faulter's face on here
Nah rain delay again? Frfr?
Time for Arthritis Fils
Now that's a blockbuster of Spider-man proportions
>>157266306so you're a Mann man.. Manhunter and Thief are excellent films and the influence of Mann's Heat on Nolan's The Dark Knight is clear
>north america tour>all ads are for wegovy and protein snacks
its over shangbros...
Never in doubt Darderi sisters
jerrybros...
>>157266583Why is the post deleted? Also Nolan is a complete hack. Mann utterly clears.
>>157267545That 21 year old washed journeyman "prospect"
i like how darderi tries to feel better about being a fraudulent italian by trying to drag sinner into it
dardaddy scored a lassy
would number 7 is getting his ass kicked by the cam norrie
Classic de manure
red norrie yellow norrie
>>157267545Didnt he chimp out yesterday or the day before as well?Dudes going through something ja?
>>157267718Never rated that as a tongue twister at all desuIt's no Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
>>157267494Guess Ethiopia-anon got the axe for a while and so his posts are gone too kek
if one's not watching is one missing useful and effective coaching?
Wilson ripping off old On designs
norriecunts...
>>157267494Wasn't commenting so much on Nolan but his earlier films Memento and The Prestige were his best I think. Ethiopia posted a montage of Mann films, must've been off topic'd
Literally where are the demon doubters right now???
Is there even a point to watching the first week of masters at this point? Even 250s seem more consequential
>>157267967Is there a point in following tennis in its current state the first place?
norrietards...
key nokeen oh
>>157268042It's always been an up and down since I started watching. But these drawn out huge draws feel like slam qualifiers
>>157268145Gaudenzi must be persecuted for his crimes against tennis. The worst thing is it will get even worse from here on out. They will add more oil state masters and bully Monte Carlo into following the 2 weeks format.
I have the same Cruella Deville tier grey streak as Norrie :/
>>157268324Sloppie dyes his, do you?
Lehecka vs Blockx and Jodar vs Musetti are absolute barn burners that will bring back life to our thread.
>>157268646Another Jodaretti?
silly australian cunt
>>157268728calm down
Noddie keeps changing shirt mid game the madman
>>157268787whyhe's retarded
The absolute state
Norriedoubters, where are you
Forget the subject in the next thread it’ll be banter
>>157269069>>157269069>>157269069Check out the subject
I have nothing but disdain for Alexander de Miñaur
