trade deadline winners>>157235076
m's
FIRST FOR SAMMY STAFURA
peff
MY M'S
Mariners>>157236699Milwaukee is pathetic.
>just mortage your future and go all-in for a 2% better chance to win the world series brosmart teams aren't making big trades
Pittsburgh!
Come on Getz get Stephenson
Give us Moniak, Rockies. You're gonna get Walmart money anyways.
What are we drinking tonight brOs?
Prospect rankings are made up
>>157236744Smart teams do what Jeff Passan tells them to do
>>157236739You're winning the deadline tho.
>>157236757trvke
Will manfred do anything about the california angels-dodgers collusion against the cubs?
>>157236754water because i'm broke
LUKE WEAVER
>>157236744frankly if you are not willing to outspend the dodgers you should be selling
>>157236751You traded two of your top 10 prospects for rental Robbie.
>>157236770you should crop out the caption at the bottom and it becomes funnier
what are my cardinals getting from the brewers
>couldn't even get AA guys for varshowhat a legacy
skubal to the doyers
>>157236754Wish I had some.
>>157236779This isn't that funny
feel like the brewers should have gone for weaver
>>157236754Wine to celebrate my Mets getting fleeced yet again
I'm gonna miss Weave :(if there are any Pirates fans on this board, I can tell you straight up that you just got an awesome player. treat him well, bros
>>157236774>just have 10 billion dollar pockets brothe rest of the league did the smart movethe lockout looms harder than ever
>>157236796that's a gigantic block quote not a tiny caption...
>>157236774what if every team that's not the dodgers sold every year and we just win every single year?
>Cerami: #Cubs trade! Reid Detmers heading to Chicago. Michael Cerami of @bleachernation.bsky.social had it 1st.>Rogers: The Cubs have not acquired Reid Detmers in a trade with the Angels, per a source.>Cerami:Cubsisters which is it???
>>157236778>We traded Glupposhitto that won't be ready in the Year 2032Okay and?
>>157236806i haven't been this excited about the pirates in over a decade
>>157236821
How are you enjoy trade deadline day, /mlb/?
>>157236786If Varsho doesn't revamp his hitting he's getting the minor league minimum by the time the lockouts over. Might as well call it a career after September.
>>157236826i am shocked they are going for it. they only suck a little less than usual
>>157236827kid's been bounced around and struggled to adjust. hopefully coming "home" gives him a boost.
>>157236829Adley was my favorite player.
there's 5 outcomes in baseball>don't make playoffs>make playoffs and lose>make playoffs and lose to rivals>make playoffs and beat rivals and lose later>win it all#5 is locked up by the dodgers this year, only a retard would make a big expensive trade to try and contest themas long as your rivals aren't the dodgers you don't need big trades to wintherefore teams are making small tradessimple as
My god. They pushed all their chips in again. It’s happening again…
>>157236829i sure wish my team was doing something
>>157236829I'm watching my team get picked apart, so it depends on what we get back how I feel at the end of the day
>>157236843We'll take care of him.
>>157236817it's california collusion against humble chicagoans
so curious to see what we can land for Taylor, Robert & especially HolmesHolmes should be the big dawg. he should net us a legit top 50 prospectTaylor and Robert I'm hoping can provide someone close to MLB readybut also having a wealth of prospects is also fine as long as we are aggressive in the offseason in trading them for positions we absolutely need to fill (1B/OF, 1 or 2 SP, refreshed bullpen)
>>157236844try tailing that to the delusional poodrespacos though
>>157236843sorry bwo...
>>157236844dodgers arent making it to playoffs bucko
weaving his way out of the dumpster fire that is the mets
>Springer to the Red Sox is unlikely, sources sayUnlikely Springer is still playing after the lockout anyway
>>157236856Are the Sox gonna snag CJ Abrams from the Nats?
Literally nobody asking for Tyler Rogers surprises me
>>157236829i've enjoyed it
Springer to the M's?
Why did the Angels backed out of the Cubs trade? Were the cubs gonna send not so good prospects?
>Padres have reached out on Daulton VarshoYESSAVE US POODRESGIVE US TY FRANCE BACK
>>157236882cerami just made it up
>orioles got a Soto trade tier haul for Rutschman in one of the greatest fleecings in MLB historysomething to cheer about for the smuggies in these dark times
dustin may to brewers. congrats? i guess?
>>157236882/mlb/ vetoed it
friendly reminder if you lose it's better to lose fast and early so your suffering and exposure to KWABification isn't drawn out or as widely witnessed
>>157236874I wish, but not likely.
>>157236843I went to Oregon State at the same time as Adley. Never met him IRL but always heard he was a super nice guy, followed his career closely since leaving college. Sorry he got dealt O’sbro
>>157236899kinda happy to have that weird looking ginger off my team tbph
>>157236882it's called california collusion
>>157236918How so?
>>157236879lole
>>157236897Hopefully we'll be smug again soon. Today is a sad day for us
THERE'S ONLY 2 HOURS LEFTSTEARNS WHAT ARE YOU COOKING YOU ABSOLUTE MADMANSELL HIGH ON TAYLOR, GET RID OF ROBERT, GET A FAT RETURN ON HOLMESFIND A WAY TO DUMP VIENTOS!!!!!!!
>>157236892no way preller on the white made that call unless it was about dumping xander's contract
>>157236925Laugh at our 27 rings bitch
>>157236829much better than last year
>>157236921>how could two LA teams collude against a rival city
>>157236938how many of those were you even alive for bud
>>157236907I moved to Oregon right around when he was drafted. I actually live 30 minutes from where he grew up. Some people around here know him and his family and I have never heard them say anything bad. Adley is apparently a class act and hard worker. He's the only player I have felt a connection to. I'm going to miss him a lot.Goodbye Adley
>>157236938
>>157236925Did the Yankees offer Anthony volpe straight up
>>157236949I was alive for our 90s dynasty faggot, we own the league >>157236954Just say your favorite team is poverty, it's easier that way.
>Looks like the Padres finally found someone who can actually hit more than just a fastball. Good luck, Varsho!this bot reply made me laugh, you can tell robots do NOT watch baseball
>>157236879Will he go all-in for Hunter Goodman?
>>157236961>90snot even the same sport
>>157236938* (none since 2009)
>>157236961lole
>Alec Bohm will not traded off at the deadline and will remain with the Phillies until he becomes a UFA after this seasonOh I'm laffin. Bet he goes to the Quandong Tigers when he's kicked out of Philly.
>>157236843i'm gonna miss him hugging closers after the gamei'm gonna miss him gunning down basestealersi'm gonna miss him tomahawking pitches out of the zone for a doubleone of a kind. if the O's could have just won a few more games, they might have been able to keep him and extend him
>>157236978philthies dogshit roster needs him
>The Chicago Cubs are acquiring right-handed reliever Ryan Zeferjahn in a trade with the Los Angeles Angels, sources tell ESPN.peff spelled reid detmers wrong tho
Should I buy it?
>>157236882He got #MeToo'd by a Cubs girl
>>157236907i never knew he was a kicker for the football teamhe even made a tackle on Christian McCaffrey
>>157236998that aint the way you spell reid detmers tho, is this passan cat a chump?
Based Halos trying to save the M's season.
>>157236998>zeferjahnoy vey
>Poodres get Poopie Gay from the JintsWho cares. BAU BAU!!
doyers!
i keep refreshing but it wont say what we got in return
give us triantos
>>157237028cant tell if these are actual hapas or whiteplastys
Epic chimpout yesterday in Mexico https://x.com/EitanBenezra/status/2084101905580786065
>>157237042even funnier they claim they're swedish or some nonsense
Getting Judge, Belli, Stanton, and Rodon back from the IL simply mog all your trades.
Orieles brothers...how we holdin up?
Elias still rummaging around in the dumpster for crumbs
>>157237049What did he do while everyone else was making trades?
DETMERS TO YANKEEShttps://x.com/kendallbaker/status/2083732108166533276
today has been a movie
>>157237063Not good desu. I need a drink
>>157237049Rays still win AL East.
>>157237044HEEMED
>>157237028Isn't one suppose to have a Padres hat?
>>157237044we need fights like that in this league to spice things up
Winners:Jays OriolesMarinersYankeesDodgersPadresMid:Red SoxBrewersCubsPhilliesAngelsPiratesMets
WHY AREN'T THEY DOING ANYTHING
>>157237078they're both canonically dodgers fans because of hololive night
>>157237083The only winner are the Dodgers.
>>157237083>Yankeesin what way>>157237084>>157237084
>>157237066idk probably sleeping, kinda sucks not seeing a blockbuster trade when everyone else seemingly got someone big, i hope he’s right.>>157237075doesn’t matter the red sox are winning the world series and don’t think for a second they won’t
>>157237084Better off to punt the season. We have like 5 gaping holes. The trade deadline cant fix us.
>>157237084We don't need anymore adjustments, our roster is going to go all the way. Trust me boss.
>>157237049can stanton catch?
>>157237087Why is SNY putting a foid on to talk about basedball
do you think the Black Sox are going to move Mickey Kaline in the next two hours??
>>157237044just saw that lolnice clothesline/sucker punch. don't normally support violence but that was 100% deserved.
>>157237083It really doesn't feel like we won right now
>>157237106they got Garcia Jr. from the nationals
>>157237109blud, we have an ALL TIME pitching staff, how do you punt that? >>157237112rice to catch is fine
>>157237083>Padres>WinnersThey still have no bats to get them into the playoffs.
>>157237130got some nice prospects
bohm is actually a pretty good player. career .272/.322/.409 hes just a mental case because the phillies have been openly talking about replacing him for 4 years because they want him to walk and hit HR. phillies real problem is OF
>>157237130Orioles win that trade bigly but the Red Sox will get a ring out of it.t. Yankee lifelong since 2000I’ve seen it all.
>>157237116because you dont turn off the tv when they do
Why does everyone get a hard on when players get traded in August, but in actuality they're going to sign with another team in the offseason?
glad the mets are such a dismal failure, the kspammer deserves to suffer
>>157237139you fear the Padres....
go look at the rutch trade in OOTP
TRVTH NVKE
>>157237044I thought for sure he pulled this move because he was closer to his own dugout than the other team's lmao what did that dumbass think would happen??
>>157237153Not everyone is a Mets/Yankees fan getting electrocuted in the cuck chair.
>>157237153they actually play games from August through October
the doggies literally killed the trade deadline
>>157237153You get a chance at a miracle run.
>>157237186Brewers still got a dog in May though, nobody else possibly could have got Skubal beside them and they did well pivoting to May/Romero. Skubal to LA is an absolute back breaker for the entire league.
>>157237112he would explode into flames
>>157237157They should have traded away Cronenworth, Campusano, and Sheets for something better.
>>157237083I would add the Cardinals to the winners
>>157237087Women shouldn't report on sports... there I said it
>Jints going on a fire saleVitello out as manager after one season.
>Daulton Varsho is close to agoing to the Astros, per source. It's in medical review. The return will be starting pitcher Spencer Arrighetti. #BlueJaysim glad its over
PCA MVP before Juan Soto kek
losers: teams who want the capwinners: teams who want the cap
Lotta midwit takes ITT
>>157237210Wasnt Varshonian pretty much the only Blue Jays offense this year?
>>157237212That would require PCA having a good August and September, which has never happened.
>>157237161I hate NuDodger fans so much it's unreal
>Cubs Acquire Ryan Zeferjahn From Angels
The Houston Astros are finalizing a deal to acquire center fielder Daulton Varsho from the Toronto Blue Jays, sources tell ESPN.>t. Peff
>>157237221lmao no, complete opposite
Peff:>The Cubs are acquiring righty reliever Ryan Zeferjahn from the Angels, according to ESPN’s Jeff Passan. The Halos are getting catcher Moises Ballesteros and right-hander Mason McGwire in return, reports Jeff Fletcher of the Orange County Register.
cubgers today
>>157237201I can stand women reporting, FO, and even sometimes color commentary, but I have to draw the line at play-by-play. I have to switch to a different broadcast. A's casts have been unlistenable for years.
We still have 2 hours to go for surprises.
surprise this bussy
I need to be filled
>>157237246Hour fortyfive.
what the heck
>>157237244The Dodgers have a lady whose name I can't remember who hops into the booth sometimes and knows ball. Other than that, all the ones I've seen are cringe.
>>157237243
Eyanson automatically becomes the Orioles top prospect Witherspoon was the Red Sox 1st round pick with high upside Azocar is a 5-tool player
The Angels have received Mark Mcgwire's son
receive this bussy
Why's there so much bad blood here between dodgers and Cubs fans?
Mets have to be on like an eleven season streak for having the worst trade deadlinesNO ONE has it this hard metsbros
>>157237031Frias and Ragsdale. Frias is a Jordan Walker clone. Ragsdale is a fast CF. Both are a couple years off.
alright now that we're officially free from varsho ABs, this was a good trade deadline
>tigers called Dodgers for Skubal trade/mlb/ BTFO!!
>>157237270PCA yelled at an old Korean lady doyer fancalled her ching chong
PCGay kek
>>157237270dodgers called the angels and nuked the cubs best trade
nuke this bussy
>>157237278uh, ownerbros.. this ... REALLY is not helping us beat the totally correct and truthful collusion accusations.. *gulp*...
>>157237287is #cubgers solidarity under threat?
fuck PCA, this gringo must go
>>157237201they should be required to take off their clothes when they do
>>157237278We already knew they were sucking each others dicks when they asked us for Schlittler, Rice, and #1 NYY prospect.
Yep. Astros just locked up the AL.
>>157237296>under threatit got demolished earlier this year
>>157237260O's got the better of this one methinks. Gonna miss Adley tho.
demolish this bussy
>>157237305nice
>>157237287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWR4lem99X0>Friedman's energy when he's making calls to other FOs
methinks about this bussy
>>157237311Red Sox already have the next 15 world series locked up with their infinite schlittler glitch.
cum shitter kek
>>157237270it's because i said one thread that i'd never be cubgers but mostlt because i just won't ever support any gay ass chicago team and they took it the wrong way and i watched them fight who they thought was me the whole game as doggie doos won
lock up this bussy
>LA about to rape and gape chicago again
rape and gape this bussy
>>157237298That would be interesting.
i'll NEVER be cubgers. just any chicago team is mad gay
chicago is east coast coded
>>157237344i fucked her
>>157237311O's definitely won the tradeSox going from the worst record in the AL to beating literally everyone for no apparent reason is still kinda sus and i would have hesitated to blow up the farm for it
>chikaner showing he’s a dodger fanLove to see it. Who’s your favorite player, donkey meat eater?
be interested in this bussy
Bret Hart explains it best about the Yankees and the rest of MLB right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrhwQ2zq_ec
>>157237349Chicago's vibe is like a rapebabby of both coasts
>>157237329kek!
blow up this bussy
they’re going to catch the yankees with 20 years straight of back to back rings.
>>157237348>just any chicago team is mad gayhow dare you imply this
That trade… kek Houston and Toronto play each other tonight
>>157237260Say what you will about Craig Breslow, but he has made it so the Red Sox are turning out more great pitchers than they have room for. It makes for a lot of pieces for trades like today.
>>157237374cant wait for varsho to go 3-5 with 5 RBIs
>>157237373How long you been a Dodger fan, chikaner?
make for a lot of this bussy
chicago is previously east coast (polish, italian and blacks) and now flooded with the west coast (mexicans)
So uh white sox you going to do more or...?
>Tfw I got BTS concert tickets for next week
WHERE ARE THE TRADES AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Detmers is an ace on literally any other team pls gibe farm system for him
do more for this bussy
>>157237387what's a chikaner
Im happy because I thought the Jays were off today but they are actually playing.
>>157237387I LOVE CHIKANER
gibe to this bussy
it's a good day to be an angel fan. what the FUCK took them so long to realize they should be sellers at the deadline until further notice
why is /nfl/ raiding us
>>157236938>say the line, guido!
>>157237391you deserve to be happy
>>157237391I feel so bad for Oriole superfan Alysa Liu. Must be tough to see some of her favorite players leaving
>>157237414its chikkywho fucking knows why
you deserve this bussy
>>157237298That’s one option
Rangers: Hmm, we should sell.deGrom: But I don't want to go.Rangers: Ok, we'll do nothing.
>>157237421he can do whatever he wants. he chased away the homo cord
>>157237413I wanted Ohtani traded two years before he left because I knew it wasn’t going to happen with our farm
WHY ISN'T STEPHENSON MOVING?
get to fucking know this bussy
If you want to compete next year, you keep HolmesIf you know the league is shutting down next year, you sell Holmes
today we will defeat the stankees
don't chased away this bussy
defeat this bussy
Smart baseball won the deadline.
>>157237423am i supposed to read a single word she's saying because i'm just analyzing camel toe pixels
>Chadres interested in Burleson, Nootbar and LanarchYour thoughts, card birb bro?
analyze this bussy
Buster Bussy
>>157237457>Lanarchnever heard of him.
>>157237452she actually made some good points while exposing camel toe
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GET LIAM HICKS, CASHMEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER
dodgers are gonna rape the cubs
I have a bussy.... a girlbussy
hear about this bussy
Weren't the Poodres suppose to trade their only All-Star this year for cash and a bag of peanuts?
>ameri goyim will literally listen to zionist propaganda if they see pussy bulge
trade for this bussy
Get a 1B
>bussymematically colonized by /nfl/
>>157237495not me i just wait until someone starts kicking at my door
>>157237470Oh Trevor Lanarch from twins, mb. Both would be cool. Would you like Estrada?
ESPN on Weaver to the Pirates:>The Mets are taking a lesser prospect back in a deal for a key veteran and in doing so, they are offloading the rest of Weaver's $22 million contract.salary dumping to the Pittsburgh, jfc.
The Angels has done some okay stuff but they haven't gotten the fleece bag like the smug birds
>>157237527HE'S SMART JUST LIKE OHTANI
>>157237492Padres are doing Dodgers 2024 WS strategy, Bullpen their way in for a WS win. We're supposed to Sell but I guess Chadres are second half team.
>>157237527based yankeetrump making mestsfags seethe
HOLMES TO CUBSHUGE
>>157237528they are retaining 8 milly too
>>157237522I don't think we trade burleson unless someone offers a haul. lars is a little worse and has less team control
>>157237550Mets are the worst run organization anywhere.
>>157237558No, the Yankees are the worst
>Sleepy Stearns lands Jefferson Rojas from two months of Clay Holmes
can the phillies make a run now?
My Gigantes are figuring out how to sell :)
>clay Holmes and Tyrone taylor to the cubbies
>>157237425https://x.com/evan_p_grant/status/2084378134573703192?s=46&t=1bW7hfzKKQsDC8aDBohSvA
>cubs getting cucked by LA two different ways todaykek
WELLS TO THE RAYS
>>157237578Make a run at the last wild card spot maybe. Trash club
>cubs girls have Holmes and White Tyrone nowFml
>>157237595Austin Wells?
>>157237241>>157237261poor kid.
Why didn't the Reds sell?
BAUER TO THE YANKEES
White Sox get Joey Bart
what about detmers...?that reporter wouldn't just lie right?
>>157237603Tyler from O's.
slurper deadline
>>157237603Tyler Wells from the O's. Not sure who the O's are getting in return.
>>157237620
The Chicago White Sox are acquiring catcher Joey Bart from the Atlanta Braves, sources tell ESPN.
wtf Bart was actually decent. Murphy is a bum
>>157237642What the fug?
Are there more buyers than playoff positions available?
>>157237637Prolly a bushel of crabs and a case of beer in return.
the mets new hot prospect
>>157237653is that not always the case?
Trade: The Red Sox are trading RHP Tyler Uberstine to the Braves, according to @AriA1exander
Cubs win da deadline!!!
>>157237658sterns will inevitably fuck him up by making him learn 5 positions instead of how to hit major leaguers
>>1572376582 whites out, 1 dominican in
Cubs won!
>>157237640There are few types of people more pathetic than wannabe scoop reporters.
I'm a Dodgers fan but I think the Cubs won the deadline
>>157237658>rojas>black not native american
>>157237678You can get the straight dope from Bunbunmaru Sports.
>>157237658>best chip and a hot veteran bat for not quite a top 50 prospecta solid double, nothing more.
>jeff passan: the white sox have acquired alysa liu from the orioleswow huge
>cubs got raped out of their only good trade by californiakek
>>157237678one of the pitfalls of the trade
>>157237689This is bigger than the Pope.
>>157237689
>>157237689we got Shawn Johnson forever she can stay there
>>157237689O's better have got a good return.
>>157237689this cant be real
>>157237686Except the Mets badly need an infielder of the future. They have nobody in the minors and will have to trot out Marcus Simian next year again.
>>157237578They unironically got worse today seeing now you have the comedy show that is Stott at 3rd, Bohm at 1st, and Harper at RF with a dead arm.
>>157237689Elias knows she has AIDS. Good trade.
>>157237699She was my biggest crush when I was a kid. Those fucking thighs, man.
>>157237689Murokami is part of the return
>>157237699Dude how fucking old are you even?
LeXplorer is going to have to watch the devil Rays win the World Series from prison…
>is yamamoto-san pitching??>i think he's in america now
>>157237673Very New York of them
>The Red Sox have acquired OF Eli White for Tyler Uberstine, according to @Jared_Carrabis
>>157237699Can she use those thighs to pop my head like a grape
When you enter /mlb/ at 300+ replies, do you read it and catch up or just hit bottom. I am conflicted.
>>157237730>tranime poster
>>157237726he got out of prison like 4 years ago dumbass
>>157237689Please don't joke about this. She's all we have left
>>157237698We need a Harvey Weinstein type to gatekeep Olympic fame
>>157237738I just scroll really fast and stop if an image catches my attention
>cubs lost mo ballscompleting their transition to cubs girls!
>>157237738mood dependent. I usually skim, at the very least.
>>157237738I filter out every post that doesnt mention bussy
>>157237699holy oldfaglike really really oldfag
>>157237739just don't be a bitch and you'll be gud
>>157237738type /faggot to see if anyone has brought you up yet, if not go ahead and post
The Tampa bay Rays are going to win the last World Series because the lockout will last 3 yearsCheckem
>>157237752exactly what i do. gotta see if anyone has used any of my memes, has fresh oc, or rare pepes
>>157237735Literally who for literally who?
>>157237738I post without reading any of it
/faggot
>Heliot Ramoswhat the fuck are we doin
RAMOS TO YANKEESRAMOS TO YANKEEEEEESTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157237760I haven't seen anything? Did I do it wrong?
It's Popesox time.
>>157237761Haha eat shit the white Sox are winning it allCheck THAT
O's got Michael Forret back from the Rays lolthey traded him to the Rays for Shane Baz
>>157236722My pirates ):
stankees get another replacement level latinx of color
>>157237776>off by 1An hero time>>157237777
>>157237738>ctrl+f>'mariners' go from there no other reason to be on this homosexual general
The Cubspie to /hoc/ trade did NOT happen following a failed medical exam
>>157237794based
RANDY AROZARENA TO THE ASTROS
>>157237761hi Lex but no, owners are setting it up so the MLBPA accepts an NBA type salary cap instead of a hard cap
>>157237742he posted a bit here during the WBC and ignored me the few times I posted pic
i wish my team would stop buying every year and just start selling
>>157237772For Stanton hopefully.
>>157237794hell yeah
45 minutes remain
>The Brewers are working to acquire reliever Antonio Senzatela from the Rockies
is it just me or is there a lot more trades than the last few years
>>157237806He also works with Jesse Cole. If there’s anything an old tripfag would get involved with later in life, it’s gonna be retarded ass bananaball
>>157237803wut?
>>157237726>>157237742>>157237806what he do
>>157237738I usually quickly skim to the bottom looking for posts with lots of replies, or mentions of my team. I have hoverzoom on so I typically at least glance at 90% of the images posted here. If you don't have a pic or like 4 or 5 (you)s then I'm not reading your post
>red sox trying to get rid of marcello mayerSomebody please take him.
mlb should move the trade deadline back a week so the NFL can't steal the spotlight from them immediately
burn it down, Stearns. I need to be at peace with not watching these mid bums
>>157237827who ever said there's no second chances in America?
>>157237775Honestly if they had to deal him it would've been cool to go to the OTHER sox
I read all posts, I want you to be heard.
>>157237777>scratches head
>>157237791at least he no black papi
marinsaars kek
MIZE TO THE _____
>>157237832phoned in a bomb threat to a school
>uses no trade clause in your path
>>157237726>>157237806chikaner looks like THAT?
>>157236744>muh per cents kek nu doggie dus actually believe this
>Giants close to acquiring Marcelo Mayer from Red Sox for reliever Erik Miller
>>157237848hear this bussy
This 2026 team fleeced the trade deadline and secured their WS win in August, months before the fall classic.
>>157237834There is no point to skimming this genny especially at night if the doyers are playing. It’s all schizos.
>retarded ass bananaball
Fire Cashman.
>>157237879We need to pass a law limiting the amount of makeup latinas can wear. It's fucking insane bros. Literal facepaint
>>157237886Ump shakin dat azz lel
Fuck what anyone says. Bananaball as an organization and expansion is fascinating
>BREAKING The Boston Red Sox have traded Marcelo Mayer to the San Francisco Giants for lefthanded reliever Erik Miller, according to @Ken_RosenthalHUH?
>>157237889What? You got an amazing OF from the Giants.
we're not trading her
>>157237886I bet these guys get tons of hot milf pussy after games
>>157237899The only people who hate Bananaball had some childhood trauma involving their cousin or uncle and a Banana
>Ramos to the YankeesIt's either Judge or Bellinger done for the season.
>>157237894Swinging his ballsack too.
>SKENES TO CHC>SKENES TO CHC>SKENES TO CHC
>>157237886Why does the webm cut off before we see the result of the pitch?
crazy how banannaball makes a mockery of everything in soccer and is so beloved lol
>>157237917
>>157237899>>157237913you're both on the wrong board >>>/lgbt/
Skenes to the cubs HOLY SHIT
>Jeff Kent's son traded to the Giants
>>157237905>flushing 7
>>157237886>batter doesn't get to get in on itrude
>>157237918because bananaball isn't about baseball
>>157237904We have 5 outfielders already and still no catcher.
>>157237860white sox lol
>>157237940the whole point of the joke is that he's not in on it
>>157237949Give us what we want and you can have Stephenson
>>157237705Voit is looking like he could be up next year. Pitre may also be ready. then there's some of the new guys from trades + Asigen/Pena within the next 2-4 yearsalso Semien is fine as a bottom of the order bat. he just needs to figure shit out with his glove
>>157237941But it is. We see the results of the pitch and the play on the broadcast and on the field of the bananaball game.That specific webm however cuts it off? Confusing why would the webm maker do that?
>>157237949>dangles luis torrens at you
>>157237962perhaps its made to be posted on a website with 2003 limits on what media can be uploaded
>mayer goneNow if only we can get rid of Story and get a new short stop.
>>157237874All this to take down the White Sox
Is it a better strategy to get your epic post in towards the end of the thread or betray along with everyone else and wait for the new OP to try and get it in early so more people see it?
>tfw Adley was my favorite player on the teamI guess it'll be Alonso now. I want to like Gunnar but he seems so moody and Cowser is cool but he's kinda shit
Imma stop stressing and take a nap. What happens happens and I'll react to it when I wake up
>>157237958Source?
THE RED SOX HAVE TRADED BABE RUTH TO THE YANKEESHOLY SHIT
>>157237960He’s not going to figure shit out with his glove, he’s old as shit and declining.
insane how the yankees are going to somehow end up with an even worse defense
>>157237878S..o....x
>the best player at the deadline is someone I never heard of
>>157237970trust the plan
stove is dead, this deadline is a slurper
>>157237991i don't mind. dodgers did well
>>157237982it's 2B. surely he can find a way to not be a gaping black hole out there
rayjays won this shit deadline
>>157237975fast thready = beginningslower thready = towards the end for a nu accelerant
THERE'S ONLY 30 MINUTES LEFTSOMEONE TAKE ALEC BOHM PLEASEWE'LL THROW IN A PROSPECT AND CASH
Barfs come get this southern gentleman right meow
>>157237998lolno
CAN THE RANGERS DO SOMETHING?!
>>157237970Arias
>>157237738i open the thread, type "kek stinkee meltie" without reading a single post, then press submit and just leave the thread
Stearns, I'm asking nicely, can you please get rid of Robert Jr. and Vientosthank you
>>157238008nope
why did the stankeedoos sell the best catcher in their system for cash?
>>157237998I would like him tbqh.
>>157238008where do you think degrom was headed before he invoked the NTC? Cubs?
Griffin Foster to Guardians
Aren't you all forgetting something?
>>157238011
>>157237977I know that feel. I guess it's Alonso for me too. I also like Cowser a lot as a clubhouse kind of guy. His bat sucks, but he can make some sick plays in the outfield
>Red Sox trade SS Trevor Story for Reds SS Elly de la Cruz.You heard it here first.
>>157238011This is what I do but >laffs in hoc
>>157238023don't all sizes of dogs need to eat?
I watched MLB network all day now I’m going to fall asleep by the 3rd inning tonight…
>>157238019Braves
PEFF>The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring Foster Griffin from the Washington Nationals, sources tell ESPN.
>>157238035No one tell this guy about coffee
>>157237642Literally who?
The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring Foster Griffin from the Washington Nationals, sources tell ESPN.
>>157238028>furst tyme lawng time got a trade idea for you mike and i'll hang up an lissen
someone give us prospects for stanek wtf is taking so long
Lock em!
peff...PEFF!!!
>>157238028the reds would quite literally never let this down
>>157237889ramos is going to tear your little league park a new asshole
>>157238045This was /our/ return (he was DFA'd a few months ago)
>The Nationals are getting four players back from the Guardians in the Foster Griffin tradejesus the Nats are stacking the farm
>i'm hearing rumblings...>*takes a diarea shit*
>>157237931/lgbt/ has better bussy discussion
>the Giants have won 3 World Series since the last Yankees ringThat can't be right, can it?
>>157238060Yanks making moves...
>>157238060no...NO!!!
I can't believe Orioles just started the Curse of the Rutschino and they haven't won a title in almost 45 years
HOFFMAN TO THE TWINS
The Minnesota Twins are acquiring reliever Jeff Hoffman in a trade with the Toronto Blue Jays, sources tell ESPN.
Hoffman to the twinsWhat the fuck are the blue jays doing?
>Twins acquire Jeff Hoffmanblow gays kek!
>>157238060Literally me this morning
there's hoffmanthat's 3/3 world series devil demons off my team
>>157238060PEFF NO!
>>157237977>>157238027Guess it will be Gunnar for me now. He'll mature.
HOFF RHYMES WITH STOVE
Jomboy is vigorously touching himself on stream right now
>>157238060>cum shitter has been traded to the Danish national team
How many baseball series do you need to win to make up for getting raped at home in the NFL playoffs? 10?20?
/nu/>>157238090>>157238090>>157238090/nu/
>[Player you've never heard of] is being traded to [team you don't care about], sources tell ESPN- uncanny valley reporter
The Orioles are trading for minor league outfielder Christian Franklin from the Nationals, first reported by Andy Kostka of the Baltimore Banner. Baltimore is sending righty Joe Glassey back to Washington, per Spencer Nusbaum of The Athletic. Franklin was on the Nats’ 40-man roster, which means the Orioles will have to add him to theirs. That shouldn’t be a problem, as the club has multiple openings.
>Varsho to debut vs Blue Jays tonight:(
