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Pozzed McPiggy edition
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Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub
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>That fuckin' finook Topuria, I can't even say his name
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>>157237722
Fuck Dana
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This is just European cultcha you heckin bigot!
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Why do you suppose Sneed in particular make tranny janny so mad?
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Po' po' piggy tyla...
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>>157237805
Based. King.
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props to the betfag who posted picks on the game thread. i won $20 on rakic by decision and $18 on musayev moneyline
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Ilia having homies and going to popping clubs in Ibiza got them losers big mad
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>>157237850
broke reddit chumps
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makes sense for dricus to swoop in and steal that belt while things are so grim
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>>157237850
I wasn't jealous of that I was jealous of the dick up his ass desu
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He was gay, Ilia Topuria?
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>>157237747
>statue of a naked boy holeing hia dick behind phil
was this an intentional choice by chase? He revealed that phil had gay sex in the can with is why he's so obsessed with it
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>>157237868
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>>157237864
Nothing funnier than retards falling for fake fight IN THE WORKS announcements kek
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>>157237884
Noo! Are you listening to me?!
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Datri Gold Title or bust
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>being a flaming faggot is okay because it was in da poppin clubs, whatever the fuck that means!
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homosex is ok there's nothing wrong with it
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Me to my boys in da club
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>>157237907
Catching? Not Pitching?
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>>157237864
Dricus will heem. He has the only fight style more autistic than Jiri
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You losers will never have homies waiting for you at the crib with hoes
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I shit so hard a bunch of water flew out of the bowl
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>>157237897
this would really hit if 90% of big fights weren't known about before they're announced
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blow job penn kek
https://youtu.be/nx6yuhIcVWc
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>>157237909
>one victor
>no one named victor involved
this is why no one takes bkfc seriously
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>>157237909
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/529035-giuliano-argeli

>first fight 3rd round KO loss
>second fight 2nd round KO loss

this seems to be tommasini's debut.
Either giuliano's chin has turned to dust and he gets KO'd in the first or he KO'd tommasolini sometime during the first or second round.
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https://www.homeoffight.com/trivia/perfect-fighter/
Mini-Game
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was bj the gayest of all time?
https://youtu.be/WcsiuYIgEG4
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>>157237961
>im going to name my kid blowjob
Who thought this was a good idea???
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*clap* be *clap* better * cap* posters *calp* and *clap* men!
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>>157237956
my second draft (first one sucked)
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Ilia digs on man meat
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>>157237985
Get fucked, nerd
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>posts stop coming in as they try to beat my score
BROKE BITTER BUMS STUCK IN THE MUD
YOU MAD FUELS
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>>157237985
It's tawlf
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>>157238029
>>157237985
Bitch.
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>>157238108
Respin ya goof
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>>157238110
I kneel, I keep getting Mini Mike to ruin my shit
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>>157237956
>rates umar's striking at 82
OOF!
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dana white just rimmed me
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>>157238110
Hoenstly? Fuck yuo. Respectfully.
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This doo is unfortunate looking
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>>157238169
Kelvin does NOT have a 100 chin
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>>157238181
Needs a dippy
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>>157238181
Mec, ou est le voiture?
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Allan Nascimento (fought 2 months ago) passed away
https://x.com/ufc/status/2084392303226126734
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>>157238194
vax status?
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>>157238194
long covid strikes again
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>>157238194
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>>157238194
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>>157238108
>CM Punk - Wrestling - 58
Rigged
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>>157238168
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>>157238194
Who
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check this beast
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>>157238265
When he turned away I snuck a quick kiss on my computer screen :]
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>>157238020
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>undefeated GOAT contender finally loses in a humiliating way
>they fag out and start taking dicks in all of their holes
Why do I feel like this has happened before?
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>>157238288
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>>157238284
Should have Made Terry McChinny the chin health
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>>157238194
He looked off when they fought
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>>157238284
You think your hot shit huh
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pederast ant
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>>157237925
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Why did the UFC intern who posted that tweet also describe the cause of death with that much detail. Seems disrespectful.
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>>157238339
>almost get heemed by THE stockton Soiboi
>85 chin
Ayyo hollup, I must have a chin in the mid 90s
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>>157238346
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>>157238369
why does this guy look like a mix between schaub, bryan callen, and ari shaffir?
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>>157238339
>20 FIGHT IQ
That's a bit a harsh
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I had a dream where Schaub, Callen and Ari Shaffir pumped my butt and I gave birth to an italian american twink
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>>157238413
>*gallops toward you*
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>>157238194
Raposo with the delayed permaheem
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>>157238404
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>>157238194
These guys are supposed to be fit how the fuck did he get a heart attack in his mid 30s? some people really just get unlucky. Could happen to any of us.
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>>157238346
The "our beloved" was more weird to me
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>>157238436
You just know.
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>>157238438
I'd bet it's steroids and coke.
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>>157238459
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striking - ben askren
power - michael chiesa
wrestling - junior tafa
jiu jitsu - justin tafa
cardio - derrick lewis
fight iq - michael chandler
chin - johnny walker
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>>157238438
Probably repeatedly overdoing it stressed out his heart til it popped. Happens to endurance runners all the time
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Sneed’s walkout was leaked
https://youtu.be/YD4uv1vRnWA
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>>157238490
A gay, a jew and Alex Stein walk into Tito's Cantina. Wait, uh, I misspoke. A gay jew, Alex Stein, walks into Tito's Cantina.
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The news about that guy dying really spoiled the mood. Let's just pretend he didn't die and move on
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>>157238194
Now we will sit and wait until Sean Strickland responds
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allan nascimento found permaheemed in his own home
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Alas, poor Allen, we hardly knew ye...
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Ilia's try not to suck dick for 20 minutes challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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>>157238582
this is why he was stopped 20 minutes into his match with justin gaethje. he couldn’t wait any longer
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any day could be your last, or you could have a lot more.
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>>157238194
Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that
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>>157238594
This looks like that rich happa girl who did the torture porn thing to piss off dada.
Someone should see if those guys feel as confident with BIGG KAYLA
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CHILLS
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RIP Pele
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>>157238594
Why is that the only picture of her? I don't think she really exists
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>>157238490
This looks sk fuken sick hotyl fuck
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>>157238594
he was pooing
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>>157238588
The streets are saying this
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>>157238594
>it was all a work
unironically disappointed
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eat da poopoo
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Por favor
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>>157238570
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Fuken pood in her head! Whites are fucked
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>>157238702
this doo has those schaub lips
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Why do all my boys turn out to feast on man meat?
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>>157238735
Cause you got good taste meng
*winks*
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I would brake into yuor house and flop my BBC onto your moms fine china as her mouth waters. I wuold stare you down snd command you to go get seasoning from your kitcheb. Some garlic salt. I would force you to season my beef. I would look down at it then look up at you and yell KEEP SEASONING before your mom undulates her mouth and throat all over that thang
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>>157238760
pulsating like moving liver
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The GOAT. Chills.
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Heeminder that we're only ironic gay shitposters here. Namefags get filtered, so do your duty fellas
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>>157237783
janny will seethe with immediacy at the mention of a country to the northwest of India.
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I lived bitch.
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Well I d’know Dutch. Heh, I reckon God himself was a little gay when he created Adam all by hisself. God musta been lonely. I think we could all welcome a lil’ more self love, fill that hole we’re tryna fill watchin heems
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thats how i know ur a bitch
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My name is Mustafa Tang
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Who has the mythical 100 score in Jiu Jitsu?
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>>157238893
Shartles
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>>157238438
There's nothing healthy about the level of training that professional athletes do. Exercise is a stressor, and hard training is a whole body, massive stressor. You could be as healthy as a horse but a horse can still run itself to death.
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>>157238929
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Which one of you keeps calling my phone
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I was hearing people call welsh mengster a prawlject all the time but im saying where's his literal fixed fight and 42 year old retired short notice darren elkins matchup like they're givin this messican kid?
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Warren G - Let me Poo
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Ima gona poo on you head
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bud's an imposter
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>>157238789
KWAB
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I miss when 4chan wasnt 90% brown autists thinking this was the place they can go be nigger retards at
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>>157238789
>>157239017
We need to be getting all 100
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>>157238922
>>157239017
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>>157239017
>power cody garbo
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Well let's start off tonights docket with something that's very en vogue on social media lately, I'm sure you've all heard about this big scandal that's come out about 4chan, or should I say *adjusts reading glasses* with their /sp/ board and it's janitors in particular? There are numerous sources reporting on this currently, and all of them seem to be in consensus that they're faggots but there's this whole new thing coming to light behind the scenes where they're also niggers. Details are still sort of hazy here, but from what we can confirm from an evidentiary basis is they are at least the former if not also the latter.
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>>157239035
In hindsight, he's like a mountain Jean Claude
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>>157238929
Then why don’t they take Xanax? 0 cortisol spike
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>>157239019
This faggot misses 4chan lmoa
Fuken Jason Lmoa
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>>157239027
Striking should be Anderson Silva.
Power should be Frank Ngannou. No idea who the BJJ one could be
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So now that we know Topliget loves gobbling on dongs is that why the wife left? Because I used to think she was a stupid Latina cunt from Miami but if he’s genuinely a faggot I wouldn’t blame her for leaving
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Why do turtles live so long? They move slowly, food for thawlt.
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>>157239077
you iver trained on a xannybar before b?
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bobby green MURK'D Bang
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Think about it, flies, mouses etc live really short lives because their hearts beat too fast. Now if you slow down your heart, you can live way longer.
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blud's neva eard uv a restin eart rate innit
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>>157238438
it's called clot shot. athletes randomly dropping in their 30s is a completely normal occurrence now. even trenheads lived up to 40s before.
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The age of Topuriaposters? Heemed. Personally I'm grateful.
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>>157239097
Nah but I’ve taken it before it genuinely feels like nothing. Take a 0.5mg you don’t feel inebriated or whatever you just feel blank mentally. Not to say I didn’t have thoughts or rationality but there’s no stress or real emotions, also I don’t detect any lethargy or tiredness
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>>157239019
I've been here for over a decade now, what timeframe was /heem/ ever not this ?
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>>157239186
Lmao newfag
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>>157239195
Back up doo
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Resting fart rate
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>>157239212
I know you didn't just do that
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Either he's taking the piss or people are in for an interesting character arc
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pereira got caught by izzy. gane DOMINATED him
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Topiglet was fartin' out the Spanish starting 11's seed while resting
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>>157239234
CHADru just doesn't miss.
heem Troons BTFO KEK
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>>157239234
I think this proves what the Canadian was saying and it's just Europeans are gay. If clitia tongue fucks his friend and holds his hips, it's just love. If Jon says things in a fruity way, he will spread 3 videos about JONES IS GAY?!?!?!. We are held to a higher standard of masculinity
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>>157239234
TOpiglet haters… not like this… BIG GU was supposed to END HIM!!!
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what can explain me not being able to fall asleep? Is it because Guru hasn't made a clitia exposed video yet? I even exercised I should be exhausted
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>Jon Jones wore a pink shirt 12 years ago??? HES FUCKIN GAY!!!!
>Clitia was grinding on a twink at a gay club? No comment
>Tom Asspinall self castrated himself? No comment
FAT COPING PIGGY!!!!
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Guru's starting a show with Conservative Ant
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>>157239268
>>157239306
Just to clarify it's tawlf to explain away Jon pitching a tent when playing with BabyBulla, BUT he made several Jones gay videos before that so, I still find it hypocritical
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Why is it a bad thing if a man is gay
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>>157239328
Only women are allowed to be gay
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>>157239328
wow asking the tough questions are we? Short answer it's not bad
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>>157239306
Brother Jon Jones is on video getting an erection interacting with a toddler sized man + he’s on video at a comedy club drunk as fuck talking about how he’s going to have gay sex. It’s not even a debate he’s a gay man
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>>157239334
Why
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Explain what Ilia did that is “gay” exactly
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>>157239353
Ordained by the ancients
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>>157239328
It’s not bad in itself but society as a whole is better off with it being suppressed. For a number of reasons.
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>>157239362
Your ancestors were gay as fuck
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PISSLAM NEW INTERVIEW IS OUT
HE ADMITS HE FOUGHT LIKE A BORING FAGGOT AGAINST JDM BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID TO LOSE.
PROMISES TO ACTUALLY FIGHT AGAINST IAN THIS TIME
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>>157239360
Ate the missus minge the fucking poof
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>>157239360
How would you feel if I pulled your head close to mine so we're touching faces, then slowly moved my hand down to grab you by the hip ? What would you say to me
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>>157239396
Nice fanfic homo
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>>157239234
he just made it worse
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If you think about it there is very little difference between fighting a man and making sweet love to them
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Ilia haters will tell you he’s gay but Umar isn’t
>>157238210
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>>157239306
The perception of Mr Loner on male friendships might be more interesting than him being a ragebaiting walking contradiction
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>>157239412
Alright then, that's my point
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"Aleks, I came"
"What."
"When he kneed me, I came"
"Ilia, I'm going to stop the fight."
"No, no uno mas, I'm still hard"
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>>157239425
>Ilia haters will tell you he’s gay but Umar isn’t
This is just false, everyone knows the brazzas are gay. It's almost as if Caucasians have a deep rooted homosexuality that must be released. Wonder why Merab can't get a gf
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>>157239434
>makes some shit up about two friends sharing a half hug when they’re out partying
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>>157239425
Two gay men can exist in this world b
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This is how a totally 100% heterosexual and not mentally ill person dresses.
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>>157239452
>>157237779
Observe
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>>157239454
Those men? Jon Jones and Ilia Topuria.
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what if ilia is gay as a joke
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>>157239468
You’re projecting again
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>>157239452
IF IT WASNT GAY THEN WHY DID IT MAKE ME FEEL FUNNY IN MY PRIVATE PARTS? EXPLAIN THAT, YUROPOOR
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>>157239460
this is unironically what you need to dress like to slay poon in 2026, everybody is looking like a fruity clown
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>>157239452
I'm not making it up, you can frame it however you want. Just watch the video and tell me your reaction to me doing that to you. You can cope and say "well I don't know you" That's fine, what would you think if I did that to you though?
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>>157239471
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Any heems?
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This is the guy Topiglet was groping and interlocking fingers with btw
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>>157239498
If you were a good friend I’d known for years and we were out drinking? Wouldn’t even think twice about it.
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>>157239530
The real question is
Why are there europeens coping about this? Is it they're big Clitia fans? I don't think so, they never came out to defend him getting shit on until this. This forces me to think that these doos are kissing and huggin on they homies
AYYO THESE BOYS SWEET
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ITS JUST YURO CULTURE YOU HECKIN XENOPHOBIC CHUD!
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>>157239530
This nigga sweet. This nigga has sugar in his tank.
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Sex with men lowkey a bit sus on the downlow
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is it gayer to do what poopooria did or is it gayer to save a bunch of images of men so you can gossip about it at your gay book club later?
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I could care less, basically.
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>>157239546
Frat boys do way gayer shit than that on the regular
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>>157239558
Maybe you're a flambé
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>>157239531
I'm not your good friend, what would you think?
You'd think it's fucking gay and you'd try (and fail) to heem me
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>>157239557
Having gay sex is probably gayer yeah
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>>157239564
*raises paw*
I believe I could heem you
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>>157239569
this only happened in your head though
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>h-he hugged him!
>h-he kissed his cheek!
Closeted Northern Euro puritan nonsense. This is why everyone in the UK is miserable all the time.
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Evidence for Ilia being gay: he was drunk at a club with his other professional sports star friend who just won the World Cup, and they hugged each other in a culture where it’s normal for men to do that

Evidence for Jon Jones being gay: he admitted on video to having gay sex while drunk at a comedy club, he got an erection from wrestling with a toddler-sized man, he sexually assaulted a man behind the stage at UFC

Retarded Topuria haters: DURRRR THESE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME THING
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>>157239306
Honestly Jones has done gayer shit sober
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The oinkcord has not been taking Clitia's coming out of the closet very well I fear...
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We are all gay here in /heem/ though
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Ian Garry is wayyyyy gayer than Ilia and will probably beat Islam so…
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>>157239561
I guess it's a good thing I'm not a frat boy then?
You however ARE sweet
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>>157239234
A few things.

1. he tried dating and realized he isn't cut out for it because nobody wants to date someone with his 'career'

2. he's been dealing with criminal cases in the UK a lot recently. its costing him a lot of money and it's really stressing him out, because he's realized his identity isn't compatible with the life he wants to live. you cant speak your mind and be beholden to youtube LOL
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They seem to be gotten to
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>>157239602
Ian is gayer than men that have gay sex. Vaginal slave men are the faggiest you can be
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Listen, if you ain't gay you ain't a true heemer
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STOP COPING YOU CLOSETED HOMOS
THIS IS A SAFE SPACE
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Men
.com
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>>157239604
Literally every stream all his fans beg him to move to America (he can do it, he’s a millionaire and the Trump admin is promoting European/white immigration) and his response is “ehhh I dunno m8 maybe I guess”. I think he’s just lazy
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>>157237946
Lmao yeah 90% of big fights are known before they're announced, but those are only about 5% of all the IN THE WORKS fight announcements that you guys soi out over. It never gets old.
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>>157239603
Projecting again.
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Jon was gay
Khabib was gay
Anderson Silva was gay
Izzy had gay bestiality sex
Conor was gay
Sean Strickland very clearly has sugar in his tank
Prize fighting is a quintessentially homoerotic sport
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>>157239633
He came here and spiraled into a deep depression as soon as he stepped foot back onto the gross little island. I think he wants to be miserable
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To the niggas talking about how this nigga gay, this nigga gayer or whatever, man shut the fuck up
To my gay niggas, man shut the fuck up.
To the rest of you, man shut the fuck up.
To those who didn't say shit, man shut the fuck up
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It's okay to be gay, just don't be a faggot about it
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>>157237825
Betting is for degenerates. Fuck off
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No one is using Dickus as a defense for clitia which tells me they know that what clitia did is fucking GAY and that Big Drick is just normal
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It's gay to be okay, faggot
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>>157239645
I was miserable when I visited Europe and saw how fucking terrible the diversity is. Not a fan of illegals and South American immigration but they’re 1000x better and less infuriating to have in the country than fucking mudslimes and Africans
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americans making a big deal out of everythang, nigga your president is a pedophile lmao
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>>157239633
>trump is promoting le white migration
does that mean you can just show up and skip the paperwork as a white man like he let the jumping beans do or what?
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Listen, you're gay if you don't kiss your homies sometime, faggot
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>>157239666
Yeah and he sucked off Bill Clinton what of it
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>Topiglet's when they see brazzas in the hot tub together: THEY ARE SO LE GAY!!!
>Topiglet's when clitia is literally grinding on a gay twink: uhm acktually everyone is le gay and that is okay!!!
Clitia sisters... this is not a good look
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>>157239685
Projecting again.
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didn't take the kwab jab, just wasn't for me
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Oh you're scared of kissing another man because you're scared you might be gay? Faggot
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>>157239669
No but you have a higher chance of getting an approved visa and citizenship. Btw I’m not saying I like ZOGnald and he’s obviously not doing nearly enough, but this is simply the immigration policy right now
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>>157239604
Yeah Guru killed Kyle. Or maybe he's just a pussy once the stream ends
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>>157239678
well it's no big deal
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if a cute twink offered to suck my dick would I say yes? absolutely.
Would that make me gay? absolutely not.
Is this related to mma? absolutely.
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No but really is Ilia gay?
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>Projecting aga- ACK
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This pigga is sweet as a sugar plum!
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Islam ducked Topuria because allah told him, God knows all and already well aware Ilia was a filthy piggy butt fucker just like Moreno. Another known homosexual who Islam also refuses to ever have physical contact with, coincidence? You decide.
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>>157239730
Slayyyy queen!
OMG Ilia is such a diva
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>>157239746
There was a guy that went on a gay dating app in London and everyone on the app was middle eastern men even in the majority white areas
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>>157239746
>From the twisted mind of Xneed
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Based Islam is protected by his devotion to God, and will never even touch some gay faggot like Topuria or Morales. Inshallah.
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>>157239784
Aren’t you MTF, what changed?
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Do you have dog? No?
That means you're gay

Remember that one? No? Yeah, I'm getting too old for this shit
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I've got the need. The need for sneed
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Sneed, you got a dog?
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4 crack rocks, I got bugs in my skin
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Is Sarah Palmer here?
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I'm actually beefing with 1 of my neighbors currently, would letting 4chan know about my situation be an interesting variable with my whole name and address having been doxxed recently? You decide.
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Does anybody wanna do anything funny with that? My neighbors are really pissed at me right now too, could be some lolcow potential there...
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if you frequently have problems with other people, perhaps you should look inward
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mma is like fine wine
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>>157239871
Post your address. Now.
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>>157239871
Whatever do what you gotta do
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>>157239872
Nah fuck that, I'm not going to feel disrespected by some relator mate that's the easiest job on earth here it is yes/no? Okay.
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>>157239850
Man fuck you man you aint got no beef you only got chicken bababacaaaawww
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>>157239234
piggy is right. mediterranean culture is just a bit zesty
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which mma fighter would be more successful as a wmma
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Yeah they're the ones trying to sell their property, big C owns 90% of that pond and I was just letting them know about how that's a value add for their sale and they got an attitude with me.

First of all, if it was my actual neighbor themselves they're allowed to disrespect me they're better than me probably but not the damn relator bitch. Cunt.

Fuck real estate agents
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>>157239871
Dew it
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Proceeds to rape you in a beautiful way
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>>157239916
Post your address you lolcow bitch
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Realtors are the referees and we're just fighters trying find a nice sub to settle into
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>>157239906
Any of them?
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Hiring a junkie to kill Xneed on the darkweb costs less than $1000 btw
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>>157239872
Look at this mate

*heems you*
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>>157239234
Unironically the right take imo
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>>157239916
none of this is mixed martial arts related. see you in three days sar
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I wouldn't kill sneed, I'd sit down and listen and that's what no one did
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>>157239328
they do not fulfill the natural obligation
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>>157239974
and it is what no one will do. we are overpopulated, not every life has the same value. not everyone is equal.
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>>157239971
yeah if you ignore all the other gay shit he's been doing
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Khabib has a picture of him in a tub with men and he’s not considered gay. He’s one of the worlds true masculine rolemodels
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>>157239985
correct. Life is unfair and as it is truly unfair it is not always unfair fairly towards everybody. Do you feel what I'm saying? That Sneed lives while he doesn't deserve it is our own share of unfairness.
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>>157239234
Its mind boggling to me that there are so many people pretending to believe illia is actually doing anything gay here. Culture war and resentment has turned 60% of people online (which is almost all of society) into mindless automatons looking for dunk triggers.
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>>157239973
And I will for sure be respecting our janitors decision, they're the boss here after all!
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>>157239306
yeah okay well even in Guru's videos nobody really talked much about the incident where Bones Jones was celebrating his friend's (specified to be male) birthday in HIS house, was shirtless when the drug testers came, had his ass hanging out of his jeans, and was clearly agitated and drunk in the middle of the day
Not only that, he dragged the male drug tester to the side and threatened the fat booty bitches life, and the male drug tester came back noticably shaken up
They blue balled him. That man may have been forced to give him a blow job.
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>>157239959
Jokes on you, I was gonna kill myself anyway this way I'll just pocket an extra $1000 on my side hustle
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>>157240029
life be like that
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>>157240009
homosexuality is literally built different in islam, basically you can be gay all you want and it doesn’t count
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>>157240044
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>>157240064
You’re finally talking sense.
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>>157239347
you can see the instant regret on hasbulla's eyes
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>>157239703
I'm going to imagine that it's still much like our system where if Guru wanted to get in legally he'd basically need to be a doctor or have a 6 figure job in a highly technical field lined up; and I'm not sure that edgy mma youtuber counts. Or, he could get in how most browns do and apply for a temp work visa, but then he'd have to lie and hide his actual youtube income, and peddle coffees at a Singh Horton's or something. As a last ditch he could apply for asylum but he'd have to come up with a pretty creative reason.

Do you seriously in your heart of hearts believe a single 20 something white guy in the UK who has no training or work history of note has a non-zero chance of legally moving to the US?
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>>157240090
No but seriously, even in your fantasy you only have $1000 to try and kill me? Reality check junior that's unrealistic af
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shit i goofed up, didnt even mean to slander gane this time
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Broke reddit bitch you'd have to shell out at least 10k up front and 10k after to even hope to get me whacked out on the dark web.
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I think gamrot's gonna shoot takedowns, I really do
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Madam Xneed’s finally going to end it all!
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I just wanna shoot loads in the forest
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>>157240138
Go spammy, go spammy!

Get revved up, get angry!
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>>157240112
He’s not just an edgy MMA YouTuber, he’s the biggest online MMA social media influencer. That sounded really dorky typing that out, but he’s a millionaire and his audience dwarfs everyone else regardless of platform, even people in the industry like Nina Drama and Ariel Helawani. He could absolutely pull it off.
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>>157240150
let's go for dat
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>>157239416
Justin is lucky he is too retarded to get knocked out, lest he would have been raped by just one man
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guru should give me his money and then off himself
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>>157240150
the fuck did forest griffin do to you dude
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>>157240156
ETA till final oinking? What method?
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>>157240186
Spammy lets make one thing totally clear, if I was ever going to kill myself I absolutely would live stream it for you specifically only because I know how much that would mean to you. And I promise should that day ever come you will be the first to know. Why? It's called being a decent human being, that's why.
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Did Diego get away with it?
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>>157240217
two naked guys on a bed....you just KNOW
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We might have slightly lost the plot in this one
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>>157240217
Euros be like: they're not gay, just masculine to sit half naked on a bed with your homies
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>>157240217
Diego was groomed by a demon
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>>157240208
Can you hurry up with it?
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>>157240248
I'm actually doing really well lately, I swam 2 kilometers this weekend for training so I feel healthy and good
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>>157240260
All it takes is one bad day.
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my critique of modern mma isnt a critique of the cards or even of the fighters themselves. the problem is the industry and the ufcs and how their sole purpose is to mass market mass produce fighters for profit. the fighters are not rewarded for artistic or intellectual merit but rather trained and pushed down the least risky avenues to create new headliners. the nightmare of fascism, the domination of capitalism
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Do you ever see just an absolute gorgeous girl irl, 10/10 body and face, and you feel the sudden urge to grab her hips and start kissing her? Thats how I felt when I saw Nina Drama in Vegas 5 years ago. Literally got chubbed in my pants just saying hi. I wanted to fuck her so badly man, I felt so compelled to just grab her and start feeling her body
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>>157240288
This subtle sentiment seems to echo hauntingly true for us all, I lament
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It's crazy to think at any point somebody could hire me (a junkie psychopath) off silk road 6 (or 7) to kill you for just $1000
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I don't know what that one guys problem is, sneed is pretty funny
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>>157240150
why in the forest
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I'm just like that, I'll break somebody's fucking kneecaps for an 8ball on sight. I'm like tony soprano, I'll fluff my mom's pillow so she gets a good long rest
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>>157240344
Xhe is a pretty good lolcow
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>>157240344
Spammy knows he secretly loves me nigga, he's just already so deeply invested in whatever bit he's doing why break character now? It's been at least like 5 years by now.
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Sneedman: Blood Money
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Yeah I couldn't really think of anything funny to do with the neighbor/relator gimmick either but I'll keep you guys updated if anything develops
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The only person in the whole wide world who loves Xneed is a Finnish pedophile on antipsychotics I'm afraid
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I'm just so fucking bored man, I wish somebody would try to fight me or something irl
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>>157240412
What are you afraid of?
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>>157240358
because I nutted at the river the other day and now I wanna nut in the forest
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>>157240260
Fat floats.
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>>157240412
Spammy can I ask you something directly? Why What is that behavior accomplishing for you?
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Boyka would decimate s***d
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>>157240412
all you niggas have been obsessed with some methed up nonces for the better part of a decade now, you gotta come to grips with your own reality at some point
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>>157240421
I sincerely want to know why he used another flag to post that message which absolutely everybody knows is from the same guy I was JUST talking to on his British ip address.
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Why switch between your British and the Canadian flag mid conversation? Did you think this would create the illusion of multiple people agreeing with you?
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>>157240434
(YOU) ARE A LOLCOW!!!!

A SPAMMY’S PLAYTHING!!!
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>>157239377
When will he admit to paedophilia?



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