PREVIOUS: >>157236722BOS: Red Sox acquired C Adley Rutschman and C Jake Rogers from the Orioles for RHP Anthony Eyanson, RHP Kyson Witherspoon, OF Enddy Azocar and C Carlos NarváezMIN: The Minnesota Twins are acquiring reliever Jeff Hoffman in a trade with the Toronto Blue Jays, sources tell ESPN.NYY: The Yankees are nearing a deal to acquire Heliot Ramos from the Giants, according to ESPN’s Jeff PassanHOU: Astros acquired OF Daulton Varsho from the Blue Jays for RHP Spencer ArrighettiPIT: Pirates acquired RHP Luke Weaver from the Mets for INF Sammy StafuraPHI: Phillies acquired 2B Luis Arraez and RHP Caleb Kilian from the Giants for Ramon Marquez and RHP Marty GairTOR: Blue Jays acquired RHP José Soriano from the Angels in exchange for INF Arjun Nimmala, OF Eddie Micheletti Jr. and RHP Angel RiveroCLE: Guardians acquired OF Jo Adell from the Angels in exchange for minor league C Jacob CozartATL: Braves acquired LHP Brent Suter from the Angels in exchange for minor league 3B Nacho Alvarez JrTEX: Jacob deGrom told the Rangers he’d invoke his no-trade clause if the team tried to move him, sources told The Athletic’s Ken Rosenthal
This is grim
can someone please take Mark Vientos
The field in the AL is pushing all their chips in to stop the White Sox.
>>157238101ugh...please....anyone........
the holy trinity of cucking flyovers
Come on Cashman make that big deal with Colorado ...
First for LeXplorer
Reinsdorf is a god
20 mins
*takes him*Thanks
>>157238099>Joey Fart>Poo Homo>Edgar Queero
>>157238104Never thought I'd see the day
>Marcelo Mayer to GiantsCarShieldbros... we won.That one commercial aged like milk
>Cubs have acquired me as a fan prospect in the White Tyrone deal t. Me
anyone under contract for two years or fewer has to go. they're not going to get paid for no baseball on stearns' watch
>>157238099>immediate 2 WAR upgrade
Mets are calling this guy up today LOL
>157238113you guys have permission to end my life if i ever look like that
>>157238117kek
Varsho is playing for the Astros tonight. How awkward.
>Dasan Hill, John Klein and Dameury PenaJays got a good haul for hoffman, twins top pitching prospect, an MLB ready reliever/starter and a lottery ticket
>>157238120the foids are lamenting...
>>157238129The suffering will continue until morale improves
MAKE SOME MOVES JERRY
>Oli Marmol just walked out to bring back Lars Nootbaar from BP. And he’s getting hugs from coach Jon Jay and others.>He’s being traded. #stlcards
>poodres are buying when they're not even making the postseason
>>157238128banannaball bros
>>157238117>>Edgar Queerothere's something even funnier about how minimal the change to his name is compared to the others
The stove ran out of gas
YORDAN ALVAREZ TO THE WHITE SOX
>>157238145There's no way that's a real player.
>>157238145Congrats on selling low on him
>>157238139I feel like a mid reliever is the best we can hope for at this point. Randy and the SPs are staying
>>157238145Noot to my chadres plz
>>157238098Cubgers yay!
>15 minutes!>15 minutes!>15 minutes!>15 minutes!
It’s 16:45 you and I.
Who the fuck names their kid NOOTBAR?
who needs gas when you have a microwave and a mini oven
>>157238152WAOW
>>157238163TOOTBLAN and NOOTBAR are my two sons
>>157238128He's gonna get Lindor or Soto murdered doing this stupid shit. kek
>>157238128I’m tired
O's have got 15 minutes to deal Trevor Rogers
>>157238170Don't count out /ourguys/ BABIP and NOBLETIGER
>>157238128what happens when he strikes out willson contreras for the first time
go baseball
I'm a Dodgers fan but I think the Cubs won the deadline
i am shocked the orioles traded rutschman but if they have given up the idea of re-signing him i guess selling now maximizes the haul. depressing though.
>>157238128Ayo this nigga light on his feet. He got sugar in his tank. He likes his lemon bars extra zesty
>>157238191>if they have given up the idea of re-signing himsupposedly they tried to extend him but he rejected their offer, so selling on him makes sense from that perspective
>nootbar to the diamondbacks AHAHAHAHAHAH EAT SHIT PADRES
>>157238188at least post our girls
Hoffman finally gone. Praise the lord. They actually got a pretty decent haul for him.
Why can’t my Royles trade for a Skubal
>>157238188What's the phenomena called where there lower eyelid looks wierd
>The Diamondbacks are acquiring Lars Nootbaar from the Cardinals, sources tell me and @Alden_Gonzalez.
large rootbeer we hardly knew ye
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154361740/#154363593Why so much bad blood between the cubs and dodgers?
>The Diamondbacks are acquiring Lars Nootbaar from the Cardinals
>jeff hoffman dealt to twinsIt's over. The nightmare is over.
>>157238128nigga thinking he won the world series with that celebration kek
>>157238206aegyosal
>>157238188She's good with the makeup. It almost looks like 8 different peopel
>>157238206Stroke patient
10 MINUTES
10 MINUTES LEFT
>>157238159Sneakin'
Red Birbs trade Pingu to Sneks
WHITE SOX DFA EVERSON PEREIRA!
>>157238226>>157238228Thank you, young stoveminders.
>>157238234They’re making room for Alvarez
>>157238090It’s over for my pirates ):
>>157238212>The nightmare is over.what about the recurring nightmares?
Is this not worth one single solitary top 100 prawspect? Just one?
>>157238206they have eye shaping surgery and use makeup to look less Asian
9 MINUTES LEFT
>>157238234welcome to the Angels
Reds, why you doing jackshit?
>>157238234????But why?
>>157238188i get the sense that asian buttholes smell more putrid and vile than anyone else on the planet, not sure why
>>157238246you will give him to my chadres for Jagger Haynes
>>157238226>>157238228It usually takes like a half an hour for the latest minute trades to get announced.
>>157238251see >>157238239
cant tell if we got fleeced by the twinshonestly after sprock and varland they deserve one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyJoANT9X5A
>Seattle traded George Kirby for ProspectsGrim
kek, Chris Rose seething over the Padreshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb5w3C_AlwM
>>157238246Buyers marker apparently. M's are wise to hodl.
MACHADO TO THE RAYS
Hands off my Bobby Shit Jr btw
not a single blockbuster. i dont think this semen slurping deadline is for me.
is that literally it? no more trades? boring deadline.
>>157238271dbacks got nootbaar from st louis
>Anthony DiComo is reporting that the Mets aren't expecting any more deals.LOLMESTLOLMESTLOLMEST
>>157238263NOT truefaggot
>>157238253asians don't have body odor
5 MINUTES LEFTGET YOUR LAST MINUTE TRADES IN
>>157238278>nootbaarfake name, what did the actually get
any cockbusters thoughever?
>>157238267How is Plouffe taking it?
>>157238243I'm still trying to find a suitable therapist
JERRY WE NEED A BUZZER BEATER
5 Mins until Preller does his last pump and dump last minute trade, Ji man Choi 2.0 lol
>the Tampa Bay Rays are acquiring padres Manny Machado in last minute blockbuster deal
>>157238279
>>157238283but they do have buttholes which produce poop you dingus
In ten seconds, a team will make a last second clutch move
>>157238279Are we worse than the Anaels now? We traded one third of the roster
Machado to the Rays
>the A's are acquiring Shohei Ohtani for future cash considerations
>The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring Nathaniel Lowe in a trade with the Cincinnati Reds, sources tell ESPN.
the poodres actually managed to convince a team to take machimpo, huh
BREWERS GET SENZENTELA
The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring Nathaniel Lowe in a trade with the Cincinnati Reds, sources tell ESPN.
>>157238300we didn't believe you the first time, but by all means try again
>>157238250Reds didn't pay their phone bill.
NATE LOWE TO THE INDIANS
its ogre
>>157238128
Hopefully the Jays trade Vladdy
>>157238303Source?
REDS FINALLY MAKE A MOVE
Ross the boss
>Pirates are acquiring Schwarber for cash considerations
CASHMAN DID IT
No more >jeffman posting
Lowe to the Cleveland [REDACTED]
TWO MINUTES
>>157238099>Blowey Fart>Joey Barf>Grocery Cart
>The Miami Marlins are acquiring right-handed reliever Victor Vodnik from the Colorado Rockies for infielder Connor Norby and right-hander Aiden May, sources tell ESPN.
jealous of the deadline sellers. minor league lottery tickets are more fun to root for than proven quantities, they just are
skubal to the doyers
can't believe they got anything for hoffmanwww.youtube.com/watch?v=OJivnrurGNs
it's over, /mlb/. we have the high ground (for 2027).
Where will you go during the 2027 Major League Baseball Lockout?
Robotnik to the Rockies
>>157238333There’s usually s few trades that get reported on after the deadline
>>157238330no one in my country knows who any of these names are
ONE MORE MINUTE STOVEMINDERS
Slurper deadline
>mariners were too focused on Miller to make any real trades and didn't get anythingsorry bros
>>157238351/mls/
bieber is going to suddenly go on a fucking tear
>>157238341>Victor Gopnik>Connor Normie>Gayden Gay
ITS FUCKING OVERRRRRDid your team buy or sell this year? Hopes? Fears?
DING DING DING
>VIENTOS AND BATY FOR A $50 SBARROS GIFT CARD
>>157238343minor league memers get raped and gaped once analytics get ahold of them
Jerry....
DING DING DINGDEADLINES OVERRESET THE FUCKING STOVES
PHONES DOWN
>>157238341>Victor Vodnikunderrated reliever
marlins win the victor vodnik sweepstakes
ITS OVER
>>157238351Guess I’ll finally get into cricket
PENCILS DOWN
Fuck you Mark...
Kirby Yates to Pirates
PUT YOUR PENCILS DOWN!
5-10 minutes after the deadline is usually when Preller shitposts one final trade
>>157238372I got fucked today, /mlb/... and not in a good way...
IT'S OVERLOCKOUT IS A GOI REPEATLOCKOUT IS A GO
LIVVY DUNNE TO MY PENIS
I have a bad feeling that some of these trades will be an INSTANT DFA.
KIRBY TO THE PIRATES
>Casey Mize to PadresPRELLER YOU MAD MAN
happening
>Rosenthal: Kirby Yates to be traded to the Pirates.
based shatkins cooked
/we/ have given up on this season and therefore the rest of the decade. Grats on the 3 peat doyer pacos.
>>157238399>coby mayoIsn't that a side salad?
Poopoopeepeedres won the deadline
BUZZER BEATERCASEY MIZE TO PADRES
>Cubs are going to lose to LA twice today
Chadres won
>>157238399>colby rasmus>sammy sosaI dont get it
>>157238350>whites out>dominicans ini told you all this was happening a year ago, yet there were doubters. this is how they're solving their clubhouse issues. soto's sister's catering company is slated to supply team meals in '27, but you didn't hear it from me
>The Dodgers are acquiring Hunter Feduccia from the Rays, a source tells ESPN.
>>157238351/vst/
>>157238397>another rentalkek every year preller goes all in like a retard
>>157238384Who
>The San Diego Padres with a big buzzer beater: They're acquiring right-hander Casey Mize from the Detroit Tigers
my shidds flow like the Mississippi
>>157238419>bringing him back for entertainment purposes
>>157238417Sammy = sandwich Colby = cheeseKind of a stretch
>>157238425Why is scherzer still playing?
>ben rortvedt
>>157238429Yeah what did I say >>157238387
>>157238417colby cheesesammy as in sandwich
I hope we gave peanuts to Detroit Tigers for Mize.
whoa... really makes you think...
>>157238418Mets best young players are white as qtips. Aj Ewing, McLean, Scott. Get w it
>>157238429What the fuck? Don't they have an insanely depleted farm?!? How does Preller do it kek
RATE YOUR TEAMO's:Adley Rutschman for the Red Sox's future: sad, but A+Tyler Wells for Michael Forret: B+Taylor Ward for a bunch of old minor league relievers: Fkeeping Trevor Rogers? F unless they extend himChristian Franklin for Joe Glassey: literal whos/10overall B
>>157238425holy based FO letting scherzer get the #10 in toronto
>Pirates are getting Lake Bachar from the Marlins>Per JassanHOLY SHIT POORATS ARE COOKING
>>157238405The AL got weaker and /we/ got better without losing a fucking thing. It was a good deadline, Kade and Sloan to the pen soon, trust the plan.
meh deadlinebut that was likely to be expected when we knew we wouldn't give up any of our good prospects so that's a good thing actually I think
Today we are all hoffman
>>157238399now i'm fucking hungry
>Yankees did nothing beyond what’s been reportedHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157238399That wouldn't be a very good sandwich
We had so many fucking players to sell, why didn't we sell Singer and Stephenson.
>>157238435Ohhh ok thanks
Lock 'em!
Kek stinkees lolKek stankees lmaoKek stankeedoo ‘em roflmaolol
unironically stop the count drumpfcall manfred and extend the deadline another hour
>Yankees did nothing beyond what’s been reported per HeymanSTANKEEDOO 'EM!
i've seen enough. the boston red sox are YOUR 2026 world series champions (unfortunately). see you all next summer for softball talk
Padres get - Casey Mize, Gage WorkmanTigers get - Kash Mayfield, Jackson Wolf
This is like when the voting boxes are closed and results roll in
>>157238381youre going to be shocked by how little cricket is played every year
>>157238443>>157238469
https://vocaroo.com/14s9S6YWUmaB
>cubsgirls vs doyerchads
What happens during a lockout?
>Padres acquire Casey Mize and Gage Workman from Tigers for Kash Mayfield and Jackson WolfHoly shit that's not even a bad trade, sad to see Kash go, but I see us extending Mize so hopefully it works out
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE (the deadline)
>>157238449>gausman tradeB+, hate it but he's a 36 year old rental what can I expect>sorianoA, based>varsho tradeA, genuinely shocked we got anything for him>hoffman tradeB, feels like we could have gotten more but fleecing the twins 3 times is a tough ordeal
>>157238487gay sex in the genny
Wtf someone wanted him?
>>157238449we got 1 already known top 50 prospect (Rojas) and at least 2 more trade pieces are likely to join the list this offseason (Stafura, Pitre)I rate this as a B to B+bullpens can always be rebuilt and guys like Holmes/Raley/Minter/Brazoban were aging out+overperformingthe only one I think we'll really miss is Weaverhopefully Holmes is open to re-signing in the offseason
>>157238487Bags of sand
>random spergouts from browns around the world about NYCkek
>>157238487lets just say Pete Crow Armstrong won't be called that for nothin'
>>157238487Nothing
We all LOVE Brian Cashman
>>157238487Nobody realizes boreball isn’t on until September and then googles “What is a lockout” and then forgets within five minutes because the NFL is on
>my team didn't make any retarded trades and thus won the deadline
reinsdorf…actually won the deadline?
>>157238504Yeah a shit team like my pirates
>>157238483IT WAS WE’RE NEVER LOSING AGAINIT WAS WE’RE SWEEPING THE POST SEASON
>>157238487We all start World War 3 to takedown Russia and Iran
How do you feel about Breslow's moves?
>baseball too cowardly to go head-to-head with the NFL and move the trade deadline back
>>157238449Rangers:>Trade a 19 year old A player to the Angels for Chase Silseth and Logan O'Hoppe>Send O'Hoppe to AAA>Trade Josh Smith to the Blue Jays for an AAA relief pitcher>Was going to trade Jacob deGrom to the Braves only for deGrom to invoke his NTCOverall: D
>King>Ray>Mize>One or both Pivetta or Musgrove if they come back by the end of the month>Buehler/Randy/MarquezThis rotation suddenly looks good, imagine when Samad Taylor is back in left field
Doyers!
>>157238528>it’s realkek yamkeks
Sell the fucking team Hal.
Girl here
Padres managing to buy without giving up Salas is already proof Preller won this deadline
>>157238483KEK
imagine being so raped your rivals are the dodgers
>>157238527The fucking stiff is gonna get a statue build outside of Fenway after the Sox win the WS this year. And people wanted him dead at the beginning.
tampa didn’t do shit im disappointed
>Yankees 2.5 games behind first place>Belli and Judge on the IL and set to return next monthKEK I HATE THESE FAGGOTS SO MUCH. SUCH SPOILED RETARDS
we need you, benny. they're all counting on you. again
>>157238546Yep. They are taking the 3rd wild card bid from the philthies
>>157238544Welcome! If anyone gives you any trouble here, let me know
>>157238527>GM sacrifices team's future to secure his next contractclassic, but the team has a punchers chance at a title so why fucking not. assuming they lock up rutschman, otherwise yeesh.
Would Detmers actually make the Cubs good had they gotten him from the Angels?
>>157238487Everybody seethes about the doyers
>Stearns couldn't (wouldn't) move Poobert Jr, Poolanco, Manjina, Seemen, Peentos, Bitchy, or Failvares
>>157238518How?by prospect hoarding?
>>157238527I still don't get the Early trade even if Curtis "don't call me sneed" Mead didn't break his hand. Unloading Mayer was clutch. He has bust written all over him.
>>157238557Stankeedoos have a clinical addiction to prospect hugging
>>157238090>Reliever Lake Bachar goes to Pirates from Marlinsbros named lake
Fuck this. I’m getting in the car and going to the closet minor league game right now.
>trading for slurpy yikes
>>157238557The Yankees haven't won a World Series in 17 years. They've been to one in that time period and got embarrassed when they were there. The standards for the Yankees are different than for the rest of baseball and it's not good enough.
>just mortgage your future for a 1-2% better chance to win the world series bro
AJ Preller MINDFUCKED Brian Cashman!!
STANKEESPAMMER PUNCHING THE AIR RNIn three weeks they fall 3rd and miss the playoffs
Chadres almost gave up Morejon for "Will Warren" and managed to get Casey Mize instead without having to trade Adrian. Preller masterclass
>>157238586Preller's a genius and I'm tired of pretending he's not
I can report that the Reds were under the impression that the deadline was tomorrow at 6pm, not today. Honest mistake.
some guys on the radio said that people are more upset with skubal to dodgers than astros cheating to beat the dodgers in the 2017 world serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_Q45qkdgA
>>157238558is this real? i love this journeyman motherfucker more than i love my children (i don't have any children). great pickup considering our injuries, let's get number 3.
Kek Preller mindfucked Cashman so bad he just sat out the rest of the deadline
>>157238584>betting sites are never wrong bro
>>157238591Fraid so.
>journeyman player becomes a Red Sox legend by helping them break the curse of the Bambino and win their first WS in 86 years>wins 3 World Series as manager of the Dodgers, including going back-to-backWhy do you hate him again? Just admit that you are racist and hate asians
>>157238596also rans are just seethers. they have no principles.
Do minor leagues still play when there’s a lockout?
>Cashman thought he could get Miller>had to pivot to Morejon>couldn't even get him>didn't get anybodyKEK STANKEES
If the Yankees fire cashman, how much will they pay Preller?
Who is on the mound for the yanks tonight?
>>157238597i just really like him too
>>157238591Kek Preller MINDFUCKED cashman in the swelterin’ summer of ‘26!!!
>>157238609He thought he could Adley too. Kek
Boobic
>>157238599>i know better than the marketjust place your bet and make free money bro
>>157238620HAHA
>>157238610Cashman has a job for life. Hal doesn't give a shit compared to his father who would've had Cashman and Boone executed via firing squad like a dozen times by now.
>>157238611
>>157238607No but you know who does?THE SAVANNAH BANANAS AND THE BANANABALL CHAMPIONSHIP LEAGUE TEAMSThe Indianapolis clownsThe loco beach coconutsThe Texas tailgatersThe party animals The firefighters
>>157238621ok
>>157238620bosoms
>my team didn't do anything retarded and can prepare for 2028 and all the changes it will bring
>>157238609You forgot Goodman and Stephenson.
his name is cashman
>>157238620Love em
>>157238597>>157238612him and Feduccia (both traded for one another last season) back on the same day. guess that means Rushing is down for who knows how long.
>>157238603Roberts will intentionally cost the Dodgers a threepeat to the Sox just to make the Yankees seethe a little more LEL
>it was actually the Yankees declined the trade
>>157238626The thought of bananaball being the only baseball league next year makes me shudder in fear
>>157238584yanks insanely overvalued here. the rest of the lines are reasonable. i have a feeling the dodgers don't even make it to the series. my hunch is boston over the brewers or phillies.
>>157238626>TIL Bananaball has 6 teams now
>>157238603their teams have negros too. this one just wins and they hate it. they hate HIM!
>>157238609They also tried to get Adell
Will manfred do anything about the california collusion against the cubs?
>0 shortstops tradedAre owners retarded?
If you’re a free agent after this year, can you play bananaball and avoid the lockout?
>>157238650ant-jinxing isn't real paco
>>157238566Detmers was one of the better pitchers available, and he's controllable for 2 more seasons after this one
>>157238527Not a fan of the Rutcshman trade, seems like a big overpay unless they're internally a lot lower on one of the pitchers than everyone elseI like both Mayer for Miller and Early for MeadUberstine for White is kind of a nothing trade but he wasn't doing anything for us anyway
>>157238584>philthiesKEK
>>157238555trust in Gavin Lux getting healthy I guess LMAO
>>157238621>the thing that has the highest percent on august 3rd is always the outcome Well you’re def not one of the japanpacos kek
>>157238527the eli white acquisition has me perplexed
Cardinals To Acquire Caleb Ferguson
>>157238659Yes you can. Prepare to see a few AAA and maybe a major league player or two playing bananaball next year and expect a 100 game bananaball season with maybe 8 to 10 new teams for players that want to have fun but still keep in shape
>>157238658Yeah
>>157238664You overpaid because the Os should not have sold Adley within the division.
>>157238662i'm polish and scottish, and those are my real thoughts. thanks for the (you) thoughever
cum shitter
Thank you, young stoveminders! And now your watch is ended.
>>157238676why
>>157238686Kek so true
>>157238686kek
This was truly one of the trade deadlines of all time
>>157238646please watch our league
>at least another year of Judge's prime wasted
>>157238591>>157238546>winningtrading your farm for rentals who are going to get shelled anyway if you barely squeeze into the wildcard in the first place is winning?poodres kek
>>157238680^
>>157238695Preller is a massive big picture retard but he did really good today
My dog just acquired her dinner
>>157238677Shut the FUCK UP about banana ball
>>157238712give baby an extra pat on the head for me
>>157238343flyover cope
>>157238695poodrepaco??? not like this!
>>157238714who is this goddess?!?!?!
>>157238721bork laser's daughter
>my stankees putting on an embarrassment masterclass by lowballing and getting almost nothing done>didn't even get bullpen arms, made our bullpen worse>the catcher we did get is a prospecta-at least we got heliot ramos h-haha
>>157238717Done :)
My Angels made some good moves. If they were going to sell as much as they did then I would have wanted Detmers to get traded too. But they can do that in the off season.Feels like the start of a long overdue rebuild.
The fat flyover alcoholics in Wisconsin have been whining for days about not getting Skubal. Instead, they end up with another one of our castoffs. Kek.
I’m going to Publix.Do you guys need anything?
>Bobby survives another trade deadlineYeah… I’m thinking my Royles are your 2028 world champions
Chris Rose cooked the Brewers on Talkin' Baseball
>i'm polish and scottish
>>157238729was the Addell return worthwhile? seems like they could have waited for the offseason with him also.
>Publixmiss me
>>157238733Senzie from the Rox was a good pick up for them
>calipacos seething about publixkek
>>157238738>*2045 world championsseems like you don't trust the 30 year cycle of the Royals winning it all. 1985, 2015... you know how it goes.
Please tie me up...
LA is going to rape and gape flyover subhumans twice in one day kek
Dodgers optioning Sheehan. Lauer Power is safe.https://x.com/SonjaMChen/status/2084406691391524884
yankees got MINDFUCKed kek
So who actually won and lost the deadline? serious answers please
>>157238764Cubs won that one.
>>157238764Cubbies won!!!
>>157238764Stankees won the mindfucked by the poodres award
>>157238191It's organizational failure no matter how hard you try and spin it. The Jewish owner and GM ruined my team. I'm done.
>>157238764Cubs won the deadline, ‘nuff said.
>>157238764cubs got raped by LA
>>157238759>isn’t a flyover state >blocks your path
>>157238764Cubs got the W
>>157238090>HOU: Astros acquired OF Daulton Varsho from the Blue Jays for RHP Spencer Arrighettigreat trade for toronto. arrighetti is overrated but serviceable.
>>157238746Well the Angels wanted catching depth and got it with that trade. Jacob is a great defensive catcher, great game caller, strong throwing arm and he has some power. He was a top 30 prospect for the Guardians and immediately went into the Angels top 30 too.
>>157238736Full tendies Pubsub on 5 grain and have 'em load it up with their buffalo sauce
>>157238764As a lifelong dodgers fan I think the cubs won that trade deadline
>>157238736chuck tender roast on BOGO
>>157238764Dodgers won, everyone else lostBut to be honest, the Blue Jays did pretty well
>>157238788*Jacob Cozart
I always love how you can spot the racist floridatards every time anyone mentions Publix here
>>157238788do you like the move, tho?
The best team in baseball acquired the best pitcher in baseball while getting him for peanuts, but sure the Cubs did alright. Lol.
Who do I bandwagon? I'm leaning towards the mariners. They can't be more disappointing than my Os
OKLAHOMA PADRES!
>>157238764Cubs and Dads made out well
>>157238805Piggly Wiggly mogs
>>157238764Poodres, Tigers, Cubs, Indians won. Stanks lost Philthies lost. Bigly.
>>157238755dafaq?
>>157238764I'm a Dodgers fan but I think the Cubs won the deadline
>isn’t a flyover state
Hold still Cubs girls, this may hurt a bit
>>157238764Cubbies won that deadline thoBut M's did themselves a lot of favors without losing anything.
How many regular season baseball games do you need to win to get revenge for getting eliminated in the NFL playoffs?Keep in mind the bears won't be making the playoffs this year.
>>157238827Maryland is quintessential flyover
Philthies kek
>>157238806Yeah, in all honesty Adell had one good season and then this year he's a platoon bat at best, his defense has just been bad. I liked the guy a lot but the fanbase might have been overvaluing him and considering he's a Boras client I don't think he would have signed an extension so it was better to trade him. And the player they got in return is pretty decent.
>>157238827>Mary Land
>Maryland is quintessential flyov-ACK
philthies KEK
Maryland is not flyover because the powerful people who run the country travel there and their institutions are headquartered there.Cope and seethe
we got fleeced for Lars
>>157238844no one in my state knows what this is
>>157238853Stanek still around tho.
>>157238844A glownigger building you can't get into? It's core flyover. Cope and seethe.
>>157238854That's where they filmed the bank robbery scene in the Dark Knight
>>157238839interesting. I thought he was turning into one of your core pieces. I hope it works out for you, bro.
>>157238854they know everything everyone in your state has ever posted
>>157238646We are all watching the mexican league next year
I don't get why the 'stros traded mom's Arrighetti. He can be a legit #3 starter on a playoff team
>>157238736I need to get fucked.IN THE ASS.HARD.
>>157238852>>157238844Holy slurp unironically kys
How did the Jays not fuck this up? I mean, they still probably won't make the playoffs but I guess this is good enough if there's no baseball next year
>>157238764Chadres didn't gut the farm nor trade away Miller and salas. That's a huge win in my book
>calipacos seething about Maryland, The Seat of Federal Power in America
>>157238852same with Virginia
Yankees C>lolYankees 2B>lolYankees SS>lolYankees CF>lolYankees 3B>lolYankees bullpen depth>lol$335M payroll>lol
>>157238865>black GMs
>maryland isn't a flyover!!!
>>157238873Maryland is just Virginia on steroids though
It just goes to show that you never know when your window is going to fully close. Baltimores window barely got to open before it closed again.
>suffer through long rebuild>have 1 and a half decent years>back to suffering through another proto-rebuildjust another day in the life of a tiggersbro, at least i have fond memories of JV and andy dirks to keep me warm at night.
>>157238827nice photoshop. however...
>publix triggers them>maryland triggers themkek
>simping for maryland and glowniggers nowspicaner o kek
>skubal has never pitched at wrigleyhe's bout to get GAPED
>>157238875>Yankees bullpen depth>>lolWeathers, Warren and Clarke Schmidt will be in the bullpen when playoffs come around. Learn ball.
>>157238888Why does the Dodgers window never close they made playoffs for the last 10 seasons it feels like
I lived in MD for 15 years as a zog contractor. Best decision of my lifebto move away. It only exits to be a stopover on the i95 corridor between DC and NY. The armpit of the east coast.
they just seethe about anything with history and white people in this countryMaryland was founded nearly 400 years ago, paco has been in the country for nearly 15 years nowthere are toilets in maryland several times older than anything in california
>>157238827How is Miami and Vegas flyover you tard
>>157238904>The armpit of the east coast.I moved out of Maryland because I didn't like it either, but the armpit is new jersey. Place smells too
>>157238904>>157238912sure you did paco
the ceo of sex won that trade deadline
>>157238892panama is sailthrough
>>157238888>It just goes to show that you never know when your window is going to fully close.Going on 15 years of this window. Can't relate.
>>157238906Maryland is mostly blacks and spics. The white people still there are just a tax base to pay for the welfare for the aforementioned blacks and spics.
>>157238899Best run organization in all of baseball. The embodiment of greatness. And we did it without any special favors from Manfred.
Do my Dodgers even stand a chance against the Cubs?
>>157238884they're both part and parcel together imo. Northern Va tech industry and political influence with military presence in the Tidewater area are always in the mix of things.
Why do places with American Heritage make /mlb/ so angry?
>>157238920Enjoy it, it won't last once the salary cap is in place
>>157238926>a fucking wall
lol spicaner
>>157238924>paco thinks reverse jinxing worksreminder that doyerpacos UNIRONICALLY believe in the evil eye
>>157238914Grew up in Moco mofo
>>157238899Must be nice to root for the new evil empire. Maybe everyone should move to California and become Dodgers fans since they never ever lose. As I said you never know when your window will close. Maybe yours will after the lockout when ownership is forced to cut payroll.
>>157238810You're not gonna believe this...
>>157238926>*Looks Deeper*>History is just bigotry and racismshould tear it down and replace it with an eco-friendly smaller stadium and some mixed-use dev
>>157238924No, and I say this as a Dodgers fan
Why does the East Coast make them so angry?They were seething like mad about the WC finals being in NYC too lol
My dour NATS off to an early lead against the Philadelphia Phag-Ass Phillies. Interested to see what new ways we'll find to drop games the rest of this season
I had to go to Essex, MD off the I95 beltway to get an MRI. It was the most soulless place I've ever seen. Just building after building of medical offices with immigrants everywhere. Can't even imagine the amount of medicare fraud happening there. I would an hero if I had to live there.
east coast least coastwest coast best coast
Which GM won the "at least you tried" award?
Maybe Dodgers ownership will hostile takeover the rest of the league during the lockout and all teams will be named the Dodgers and send all their revenues back to the alpha Dodgers.
>>157238947NYC just won the NBA finals and it mogged the WS in ratingsA double defeat for doyerpacos
>>157238948philthies are a mess dab on em
>>157238921I have a buddy who lived there and thinks like that. Now he's in Pennsyltucky seething about the fact he doesn't have any good medical insurance.
>>157238928I'm as worried about a salary cap happening as I am about Santa leaving coal in my stocking.
>Yankees GM Brian Cashman said that the Detroit Tigers were focused on one player in particular in their conversations about LHP Tarik Skubal — without naming him, it was clear that the Yankees weren't willing to give up George Lombard Jr., their top prospect., per New York Times.ALL THEY NEEDED IS A FUCKING CATCHERHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what could have been...C Rutschman (former #1 prospect in all of baseball)1B Alonso2B Holliday (former #1 prospect in all of baseball)SS Henderson (former #1 prospect in all of baseball)3B Mayo (former top 10 prospect)/WestburgLF Beavers (former top 50 prospect)CF Cowser (former top 50 prospect, 4 WAR rookie season)RF Kjerstad (former top 10 prospect)DH Basallo (former #1 prospect in all of baseball)SP Grayson Rodriguez (former top 10 prospect)SP BradishSP BazSP RogersSP Young/Povich/McDermott/Gibson (all former top 100)CL Felix BautistaI thought this was gonna be a dynasty
just gotta get to september with a shot
>>157238969"Diamond" Dave Jageler was getting real pissed talking about the umpire just now. Kino.
>>157238976They were a wrecking crew, wrecked the whole damn season lol.
kek philthies
>>157238920Any vids of her pissing and/or shitting?
>>157238938You do realize you don't NEED to live in LA to root for the Dodgers right?
yeah its the east coast that's full of immigrants not southern clalifornia lmao
Sooooooooooo What game we watching?
>>157238998natinals just scored 2 runs on the filthies
>>157238898Weathers with the 6.00 ERA, .939 OPS Against, and .378 BABIP Against, in the first inning this season, is going to be a reliever>lolWarren with the 7.94 ERA and 1.765 WHIP against the Red Sox, and a 13.50 ERA and 2.500 WHIP against the Rays is going to be a reliever against two likely postseason opponents>lolClarke who hasn't pitched in over a year and is still a month away is going to be a reliever in the postseason>lolthinks he knows ball>lol
>>157238926doyerpacos hate Fenway and Wrigley because they are both older and more historic than Uniqlo Field
>>157238976i don't know why you soldit wasn't a great season but you're 2 games out of a wildcard and the competition is the mariners and the twins
>>157239008deeply cucked of them to sell naming rights
>>157238890I'd say just watch the Jap Tigers but that'll be them in three years too
The Yankees are sure lucky George Steinbrenner is not around. A lot of people would be losing their jobs.
>>157239012got us the money to try and re-sign Skubal
>Angels are now just literal whos and Mike TroutWhy does he have zero desire to go somewhere and win a ring?
doypadgelpacos are such bitter people kek
Is this Spencer Spaghetti guy any good? I'm just happy to move Varsho honestly.
>>157239020Dudes just collecting checks and hitting dingers at this point. Nothing left in life he needs.
>>157239028He has an italian name so that means he's a good pitcher
>>157238970Can't speak for PA but MD healthcare is awful. UMUC bought up everything from Towson to the north east and turned it into a mess. You would think consolidation would streamline stuff but you still get billed by 5 different orgs and trying to get Shaniqua to fax a doctors order to the Indian girl at their other office is a week long endeavor. Also pray you never need to go to an ER in there system because they replaced the doctors with RNs who can't do anything so you have to wait 6hrs for a remote Dr Jeet to read an ultrasound.
>>157239028he's...ok
>>157239020>big contract>get to live in beautiful Southern California with amazing weather and food>no pressure as the fanbase doesn't expect much from Arte>live close to some of the best golf courses in the worldwhy the fuck would he move
>does nothing What did he mean by this?
you're telling me the east coast teams didn't cuck out and sell naming rights but the west coast teams did?
>less than an hour away
>>157239043your beloved philthies sold their stadium naming rights
Chadres received Hunter Stratton from pierats fir Andrew Moore
>Mike Elias said the Orioles are still aiming at the postseason this season. "We did not dismantle the team," he said. But he acknowledged there was a healthy amount of selling with 2027 in mind.Any O's fans ready to join the SELL THE TEAM movement?
The East Coast MLB teams that have not sold corporate naming rights to their ballparks are the Boston Red Sox (Fenway Park), Baltimore Orioles (Oriole Park at Camden Yards), New York Yankees (Yankee Stadium), and Washington Nationals (Nationals Park).
>>157239055Are they still trading away Morejon?
>>157239020>go somewhere and win a ringOr at least, go somewhere and play in the postseason. Trout has been in the league for sixteen years and yet the only postseason he has played in was 2014 for three games and 15 plate appearances.
k now that all thats over, its time for my cardinals to claim a wildcard spot.
>>157239062The Orioles were JUST sold to a private equity jew lol
>>157239063Does the blue jays really count considering the same corporation owns the team
The Los Angeles Angels are the only West Coast MLB team that has not sold corporate naming rights for their ballpark, Angel Stadium
>>157239063the only west coast team are the angels and the royals, right?
>>157238974yeah sorry, we're going to need lombar-hold on is that the dogers? my queens i'll take literally every 28 year old ""prospect"" you have my precious mistress
>>157239063Move all Boston pro sports teams to Foxborough, MA.
>>157239067>trouts_world_series.jpg
>>157238976It hurts brO.
nu?
why are west coast teams such rootless mongrels at heart?
>>157239055¿¿¿¿Quien????
>>157239065Nah, I think they'll extend Morejon, even if Morejon did get traded, he specifically said he wants to sign up with us in off season.
>>157239031doesn't sound much different from a lot of places in the country for most people and it's still a better scenario than what too many people have access to. AI can/will(?) supposedly clean some of the issues up but trying to take care of yourself and prayer is still probably what most people will have to settle for.
imagine being so raped your primary rival is the dodgers kek
BURLY BLAST
>>157239087Because they're unAmerican. And I hope we all remember that going into the Midterms
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CUM SHITTER KEK.
>>157239116dick
>>157239116no!
>>157239116Faggot
cum shitter lmao
>>1572391162 day old hoc ewwwwww
>>157239116risky click of the day!
It begins. Here come the historic Yankee post-deadline collapse of 2026.
some newfag made a nu that's in the catalog but I'm not posting in that shit
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>>157238890Clark. Mcgonigle. The future is bright friend
