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bald drug cheat fraud seagull fuckwit!
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>>157239586
Thankyou for the new thread OP
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>>157239550
>phillies
corr i'd give her some stepbrotherly love iykwim haha
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>>157239612
slit your throat micknonce
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>>157239629
she's clearly above 18 champ
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>>157239640
you're clearly interested in underaged girls based on the skateboarding thread you worthless alco subhuman, do us a favour and kill yourself
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I want another lockdown
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>muh skateboarding
deboonked
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>>157239612
phillie isnt a flyover state, retard
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>>157239710
correct it's the city of (step)brotherly love
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you should be degloved micknonce
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hey alexa were all those posts deleted at the same time
no? ok then
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Nick "legendary genius monster" Daicos
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remembering that dream i had where kelli called my dick a monster
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you're a known ip hopper micknonce, of course your disgusting paedophilic posts got wiped at a different time to your usual inane drivel
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iggs
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Lose to pies by 35 points
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Iggs sneaky chance to derail the pies season. Pies barely got past the Iggs earlier in the season at the MCG in their big #pendles433 match.
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>>157240327
Those big games are a disadvantage for collingwood. Theyre like mini finals and the opposing team always brings the heat.
No way iggs will come with the same energy this late into the season after constantly losting over and other.
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>>157240327
Yeah can definitely see the pies dropping this one iggs are hard to beat at home bane barely got past them.
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>>157240361
Collingwood were the ones that made a big deal about it. For the iggs it was just another away game.
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>>157240427
>full MCG
>just a normal game
Pull the other one
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>>157240445
Full MCG because the pies made a big spectacle out of the match is somehow the iggs fault and put the pies under pressure?
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>>157240456
Never saided it was the iggs fault. These types of games are both a blessing and a curse. On the one hand you get to play in a finals like atmosphere and pressure. On the other hand they increase the risk of injuries and losing games you may otherwise win
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Iggs should make a big deal about Nick Daicos and Scott Pendlebury coming to town and roll out the red carpet for these Victorian stars and fill Optus if the pies can't handle a little pressure.
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>>157240512
It is a big deal to host the young maestro and the veteran tho
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>cats sneak into top four
i want to believe
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>>157240525
Exactly it's not often that we get Monster Geniuses like Daicos and Pendles come out to our small town. We should give them the red carpet treatment and thank them for shining a spotlight on Perth.
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>>157240544
I want Carlton to make the wildcard
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can anyone beat sydney? bloods will win it all this year
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happy Tuesday!!
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>>157240768
Curnow is just getter better and better every weak. He is going to reach new heights during finals.
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>>157239586
GAJ!
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nathan fraud has retired if anyone gives a shit about the mememond fraud premierships
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>>157240712
crisp dil
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>>157240544
>shitney and shitlong in the top 4
Reminiscent of 2007 with mediocre teams making top 4
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>>157240544
2015 ahh ladder
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shitney aren't winning a single final
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>>157241502
With Curnow is they're forward line they are granny bound
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If you guys want to invest 1k in my vitamin business I can double your investment in 3 months time. It's a legit vitamin + fish oil sales business and heaps of ground work has been done already, got heaps of potentially clients just waiting.
Hmu cheers !
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>got heaps of potentially clients just waiting.
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>>157241663
For 1k i can do it. Can you tell me more about your concrete plans to actually double my money? What gap in the market have you found that can be taken advantage of?
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>>157241769
Completely halal products never seen before in the supplement market
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>>157241809
Could have potential
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business idea: white people invade india and make it liveable so all the indians in the west return there
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>>157241663
sure, sounds good!
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>>157241969
go swans btw
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>>157240544
>St. Kilda 10th instead of Calrton
This image is bait.

>Cats making top 4
Double bait, but also bad for the cats.
Loser of 1v4 (likely cats) feeds straight into 5v8 (Brisbane), so will probably get straight setted.
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>>157239586
Who is this man?
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>>157242015
a worthless seagull fuckwit
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>>157240544
>>157242007
Actually, since Geelong is ahead of Brisbane/Adelaide/Melbourne, that means they all lost a game so they'll all be on the same points and it'll come down to percentage. Adelaide has Richmond to play so will likely finish ahead of Brisbane, making 5th: Adelaide and 6th: Brisbane.

If so, 4th is an amazing spot to finish and a much easier run to the flag.
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garn nap and manifest the colesfu sleeping with me lads
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>>157242073
stop posting this you fucktard
I bet I could find a thousand worse photos of emailcunts
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>>157240544
Man, those swans just cant stop #winning
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kek, he takes the bate every time
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>>157242025
The ladder here >>157240544 assumes
>Bane lose to hawks (50/50)
>Dees and Crows lose to Fred, badly (which kills their %)
>Cats win all 3 games (which they should)
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>>157242141
>bate
it's a now win situation
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>>157242207
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>>157242140
they won't be come september at least
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>>157242242
in english, jasprit?
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>>157242152
>badly (which kills their %)
Adelaide vs Richmond at Adelaide will put +5% on their total this week. A bad Fremantle loss won't be nearly as much as they'll rape Richmond by.
The biggest worry for Adelaide would be dropping the GWS game.
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>iphone mini powered by android

might just get apple in diwali sale and bite the apple. Sorry chuds fagman won

>be the rest of the AFL
>train your guts out all pre-season
>genuinely think 2026 is your year
>look at the Lions
>reigning back-to-back premiers
>casually dropped 149 points on Essendon and >126 on Port Adelaide last month
>marching toward a three-peat while barely >getting out of second gear
>absolute state of this competition
>Cope and seethe. We let Carlton have one so >the league doesn't fold from Victorian irrelevance. The three-peat is inevitable.
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>>157240512
its a big wogball festival in perf that weekend s well innit? juventus and someone and whosit vs la whatsisnames?
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Did you know that Japan is a country of about 120 million people and its immigrant population is only about 3% of that 120 million?
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>>157242345
all kurds who love to cause shit, afrikants and nepalese.
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>>157242251
learn english before you accuse anyone of being indian like you, rajesh
that is a perfectly legible and correct english sentence
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Why the hell is one third of the Australian population immigrant?
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>>157242331
its english, and theres sentence structure I recognize but fucked if I can understand what the hell you're on about. something about phone and brisbane not being huge laughing stocks/trust the plan/2 more weeks?
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all i said was kalegeri plan was good. What are you smoking
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>>157242345
Did you know you're on /sp/ and not /pol/?
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>>157242384
done him kek
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>>157242331
GWS and Carlton raped yr boys harder than a monitor lizard gets it during the holi festival.
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youre right. Banes should change their mascot to Phoenix.
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>>157242365
kek took my bate hard, jaidyn
absolutely done ya
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>>157242073
Based keep posting it
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>>157242073
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Banechod is based
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>>157242444
a neet gay for jeet, my oh my you embarraas yourself and shame your family and friends.
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way too many indians in here
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kek tradie got absolutely mogged here
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbkhMa7k2Ta/
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>>157242456
Ffs webm it
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>>157242456
>says the peanut posting instagram shit
what a pathetic lil knob you are.
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>>157242467
it needs sound, retard
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Nick "Demon King" Daicos
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>>157242474
There’s an entire board dedicated for that spasticated FUCK
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>>157242454
way too many indians full stop. there's probably half a mill of the cunts shuffling round at the bottom of the mariana trench trying to yell into mobile seashellphones and rape dugongs
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>>157242474
>>>/wsg/6206869
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>dumber than the tradies he's trying to make fun of
classic /alf/ail
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*bangs hammer*
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I'm hearing josh fraser wants a head job
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>peak tradiehate posting hours align with peak public transport hours
really makes you think
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no one cared who i was until i banged the hammer
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>dwarf
>*swings pickaxe*
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diggy diggy hole
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sam walsh is a fucking loser
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is bernard fanning related to elle fanning?
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Yes we know that immigration is a huge problem. Now how do we fix it, what do we do to rectify the situation. What's our plan? We just gonna give up or are we going to do something about it?
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Wish they're was some footy on... tried watching some T.V but it's all slop
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>>157242617
millions must go
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Charlie Godnow
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>>157242657
XD
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>>157242025
>If so, 4th is an amazing spot to finish and a much easier run to the flag.
Would be the first time. No team won from 4th since having the final 8 system.
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bit gay
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>>157242699
me when thinking about Hitler
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fuck I wish I didn't have 50 standard drinks on the weekend
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>>157242713
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>>157242698
>Lose to Freo in Perth week 1
>Then playing the Adelaide at your home
>Then playing Sydney (@SCG) or Hawthorn (@MCG)
>Then grand final against Freo or Brisbane
All things considered it's as free as it can be with dodging the really hard teams.
Meanwhile the loser of Sydney/Hawks qualifying final is pretty much stuffed.
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God I need a few drinks to set me straight
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>>157242474
>lol tradies are dumb xd
>he can't figure out how to make a webm with sound>>157242482
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>>157242723
no refunds
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when mum dies my plan is to drink myself to death
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>>157242456
How do you know the van driver is a tradie?
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>>157242617
What can be done? If we have parliamentary sovereignty and fptp you might see an ON (or whatever "based" alternative you imagine) sweep which would allow them to extracate us from international treaties and statutes. As it stands there's little to no chance of a theoretical nativist party getting the seats required before even taking into account the widespread voter fraud going on in this country thanks to the AECmander. And if they did and had the people with the knowhow to get into the civil service and shred ideological opponents they'd just get raped by the high court carrying water for managed decline internationalist types.
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>>157242456
>btfo of tradies in his path
KEK
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>>157242746
Footy?
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>>157242746
>widespread voter fraud going on in this country thanks to the AECmander
Got any examples of this widespread voter fraud?
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turns out the vaseline I have been gooning with and thinking just washes down the drain has been accumulating in big globs on the sides of the drain
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Really should get out of bed
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>>157242752
>tradie does something bad
>ALL TRADIES ARE LIKE THIS
Why is tradie hater like this? He always makes a broad generalisation about tradies on the basis of single person's actions.

If an accountant or lawyer engages in a negative action, should the entire profession be generalised on the basis of one person's actions?
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>>157242753
it's not my job to educate you
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>>157242762
>If an accountant or lawyer engages in a negative action, should the entire profession be generalised on the basis of one person's actions?
That is the general sentiment about them, yes?

Do you truly think that every second hand car salesman is dodgy?
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>>157242765
So just dribbling shit like normal? Take it to facebook.
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>>157242762
by this logic we shouldn't make any broad statements about anyone, not even positively.
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>>157242777
Yes we shouldn't make broad statements of the basis of isolated individual actions, positive or negative
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>>157242780
Maybe you shouldn't.
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>>157242780
so by your logic, so we shouldn't call tradies good, useful, necessary, respectable, valuable, honourable, likeable, and so on, because there are some that are not. we should use qualifiers or define any group in any way lest there be exceptions in that group no matter how small.
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>>157242789
should not*
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i am tradie hater
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>>157242800
I also hate "tradies"
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>>157242762
his stepfather was a tradie
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>>157242753
Worked as a scrutineer several times, taken role, been at polling stations, paid attention to redistricting and who they choose to register or deregister. It's hard not to notice groups of people doing the old squint at the open roll "yeah I'm that bloke" routine. Party scruitineers conspiring to fuck ballots out of any nonliblab, losing ballots, disqualifying valids. But more obviously: voter fraud is by design undetectable and untraceable and they have chosen for decades to not address it despite constant calls.
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>>157242818
>low res, unremarkable porn screencap
why would you post this?
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>>157242800
>>157242802
*raises paw*
me too :)
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>>157242815
>It's hard not to notice groups of people doing the old squint at the open roll "yeah I'm that bloke" routine.
You called them up on that, right? Put a stop to it?
Also, it would show that they voted twice when they check the records. Big fines/prison time for that, so lots of court cases, right?

>Party scruitineers conspiring to fuck ballots out of any nonliblab, losing ballots, disqualifying valids.
Guessing this is referring to people just voting 1 and leaving the rest blank on the house of reps? They should lrn2vote.
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>>157242818
me on the left
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>>157242823
It was taken moments before he put on his iggs gear and murdered her.
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>>157242840
Many such cases.
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>>157242840
go docks btw
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never can fathom the sheer lack of respect - for the self, groom, others attending, and the institution of a wedding - when a bride is fat and has clearly made no personal effort for the event
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>>157242833
It's just a weird image to post. When people here post porn it's generally something either outrageously gross, offensive, or features their porn waifu. This is just nothing. There's nothing at all remarkable about it. It's not worth getting banned over even with bans so easy to circumvent.
>>
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>>157242852
Winona Ryder?
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>>157242861
Virtually infinite things out there to jack off to and you pick that. It's your dick and your time...
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>>157242818
I've had this saved for years, one of my favs
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>>157242866
>using tube sites
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Watching porn is fornication. You should repent for it and cease doing it.
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>>157242871
It's the answer the question deserves.
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>>157242868
How to the pros do it?
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>>157242866
eporner
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>replying to himself
So sad.
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>>157242866
xvideos
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>>157242877
private trackers.
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not giving up my porn site, CFO
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>>157242911
Who replied to themself?
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nah wtf
KWAB of the year every year
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jannies just cleared pornposter out
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Is Greg Swann an example of the Peter Principle? Gun club CEO that seems completely out of his depth in his new role.
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>reel
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>>157242874
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>>157242950
utterly based fuck these cringe echristian larpers
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why the fuck are you guys seething about reels so much today?
we love reels here
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i'm not seething in disgust i'm reeling in disgust iykwim haha
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I'm gonna fart diarrhoea in your face.
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>>157242912
Thank you for the answer
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>7 men between ages 15-44 die every day from suicide in Australia
How did it get so bad?
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democracy is a mistake. it legitimately gives no recourse to the public. In a monarchy if the king started importing millions of unwanted at an alarming rate against the wishes of the public there would be uprisings and violence in the streets. Nobody actually wants 1/3rd of the population to be indians, nobody voted for this. But you can't do any sort of uprisings when democracy goes off the tracks because you get framed as the bad guy for going against the corrupt oppressive government. It's all backwards, we are trapped.
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>>157242974
vapid cunts like annie knight shaming men
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Yeah me dad and grandad were always big Haval men but ive always like Jaecoo meeself haha yeah I guess im funny like that ay
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>AFL claims umpiring accuracy is 94%
No way in Hell is that accurate. Wish I was autistic enough to go through all the game footage and disprove that claim.
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>>157242975
yes monarchic russia was famously responsive to the grievances of the the people
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>>157242975
okay glowie
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>>157242979
Their 94% is also almost certainly based only on the calls made, not the calls missed.
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>>157242979
They're admitting that 1 in 16 umpire decisions are wrong, which is roughly 2-3 mistakes per game
And that's just what they're willing to admit.
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>>157242968
we should film it and put it on instagram
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Shove it up your arse reportpoof
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>>157242979
funny they try and use accuracy when if following the rules to the letter thered be a free kick every 5 seconds
its the context of the game and the way a rule interpretation isnt applied evenly to both teams that is the problem
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>>157242975
yeah well that's just because the people couldn't read and right so they didn't know what the laws are
*clicks accept without reading the tncs and the privacy policy*
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>>157243001
If free kicks were actually paid consistently every time there was an infringement players would stop infringing.
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>>157243006
Cry about it rulespoof
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>I could see he was circumcised
>It wasn't very big
Alan Jones bros, how do we respond?
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>>157242983
they overthrew it you dumb cunt, thats the point
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Alan Jones is your typical old boomer circumcised tiny dick faggot
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>>157242975
truke
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>>157243015
gonna drink a fine bottle of scotch and smoke a good cigar the day that cunt croaks it.
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evening gentlemen
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>>157243008
Most people forget. Paula Jones' Bill Clinton testimony revealed he was 5 inches with a significant curve but almost no one remembers.
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Boomers got circumcised kek because this used to be a christcuck nation
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Nothing wrong with having a 5.5 incher is there fellas?
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>>157243026
Europe used to be comprised almost entirely of Christian nations and circumcision remained low. Circumcision is unnecessary mutilation.
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>>157243024
>>157243034
Probably 8 inches pubic bone pressed.
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>>157243034
In most cases no but size queens do exist and for them it will be disappointing.
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>>157243036
Well Australia used to be christcuck and it circumcised a lot
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>>157243026
>>157243036
Circumcision was pushed because American cereal manufacturers didn't want the kids masturbating.
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>>157243041
Size queens would be rare in the real world
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>>157243052
They exist.
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is 5.8 inches considered "good" ?
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After extensive research, it does seem like women prefer huge penises.

Works cited: John K. Pe-ta
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>>157243061
It's called 3 6s for a reason, m8. Life would be a lot easier if it was 3 5s.
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>>157243078
king shit
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>>157243085
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>>157243068
5.8 is basically 6 tho? like how can a girl really tell?
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>>157243078
Why don't US schools have uniforms?
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>>157243078
in awe of this lad
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>>157243091
Girls will break out the ruler if they're unsure.
That 0.2 inches is the difference between getting the ick and marriage material.

>"He's only 5.8 inches but he's got a great personality"
The above would get her friends laughing at her behind her back.
>"He's a solid 6 inches"
This would make her friends jealous of her catch, pushing her up the social ladder all the while they scheme to sleep with her boyfriend behind her back.
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>>157243085
>>157243089
in awe of this lad
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>>157243093
urban camoflauge
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What if one is 5'8 with a 7 incher (that they'll never see)
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Why do you post images of others to humiliate them?
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>>157243116
>Hey, anon, come i...CK.
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>>157243118
that's the law of the jungle mate
it's a harah world we live in
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>>157243116
is it 7 inches (real)? or 7 inches from the sternum (3 inches of real dick)?
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harsh* kek thats a funny one
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Why are there so many tall incels on 4chan?
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>>157243015
i honestly felt sick hearing new details of his "wet chompy kisses" today
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>>157243131
>7 inches from the sternum (3 inches of real dick)
???
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4 ripsnorting matches of footy this weekend, can't wait to watch em with you legends
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I don’t even watch footy dont know why I post here or come to this website at all seeing the state of it.
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my team lost so not consuming any footy media this week
haha sucked in kingy talk shit all you want cunt
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Professional sport is a soulless charade for degenerate gamblers
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>>157243152
i only get my alf news and updates from /alf/
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>>157243156
this is why the afl is sperging out about teams potentially resting players
no star players means less multis
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>>157242789
>>157242793
Their skills are needed on the basis of services that are required to maintain, repair and build infrastructure/housing
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will the hawkthorn vs brisabne game be a good one? i can only watch one game as i've hit my data cap >-<
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my swasn are gonna booty blast every other finals bound team
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>>157243168
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imagine laughing at the team that has peaked on the last saturday in september the past 2 years for being shit in august kek
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>>157243168
are you watching games on phone data or something
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>>157242789
Also notice how I specified generalisations based on individual acts
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Daniel Hoyne of Champion Data said that Brisbane have a 1 in 100 chance of winning the flag this year due to their dismal points against this year
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>>157243181
ahhh yes those meaningless games in july mean so much in september
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>>157243186
Remember this banepoof, if Fremantle play Brisbane in a final this year, any final, it will be a rape, I'm talking 75 points, remember this.
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>>157243189
couldnt even beat gold coast in a home final lmao
rip your tv champ
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>>157243179
i live in da bush and there's only shitty internet availible.. i relaly have to look at a better plan
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>>157243191
I'm not a Fremantle supporter
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>>157243208
bit sad to hitch your wagon to that loser mob
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Just bought some Nick Daicos footy cards poggers
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>>157243194
damn that sucks, i imagine yous only get telstra in the bush and its not even decent city telstra either
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kek loser countrycuck
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Remember when footy players retiring at 31 was the norm
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>>157243267
nigger you live in a country stfu
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>>157243284
People aged faster back then.
Was doing down a wikipedia rabbit hole of old murders and this lass was apparently only 18 years old. Would've guessed she's a 40+ year old boomer.
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why not use starlink? elon never lets us down
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>>157243304
That's just the camera quality
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>>157243222
His actual team is even worse.
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IF you concede 150 points to Carlton of all teams...

THEN I've got some very bad news to tell you.
>>
IF Brisbane beat Hawthorn this week...

THEN all the same people talking about their doom this week will be calling them flag fancies next week.
>>
>>
IF you are a tradie…

THEN you are a fuckwit.
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brisbane lions are now to be referred to as "the raped"
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>>157243323
Corrr, now that's an 18 year old.
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>>157243323
still a bit old
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how are you passing the time?
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My penis is over 6.5 inches but it looks and feels tiny to me.
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Got a big Western Bulldogs premiership history brewing.
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>>157243323
Would
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>>157243323
>no tongue stuck out
>no eyes crossed
pass
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Time waits for no man
Death waits with cold hands
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>>157243384
horrendous canopy
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IF you concede 130 points to Gold Coast of all teams...

THEN I've got some very bad news to tell you.
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>>157243410
>my fremantle would never!
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>>157243384
How does he see out the back of his ute?
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>>157243474
he might have a reversing camera
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>>157243474
i don't want to talk about it
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genuinely dogshit thread, the lot of you should be ashamed
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>>157243474
He gets a repeated close up view as I ram his face into it.
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Oh no no no
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IF you spam this general with your obsessive hatred about tradies

THEN you should get approproate mental health treatment
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>>157243521
>being an internet tough guy
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>>157243543
me on the left
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>>157243545
Well I don't.
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iggs
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I have a funeral tomorrow and exactly zero clothes to wear to it, what is the cheapest option so I can look presentable
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>>157243732
beyond thriftshops, simple kmart/bigw/target black clobber
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>>157243732
Black garbage bag.
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>>157243749
Do I need to wear a jacket and/or tie or will just a shirt and pants suffice
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>>157243800
Just tie and shirt.
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every man (adult) should own a nice suit
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>>157243819
No, but Steven may >>157243543
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>>157243819
Where would I even get one, I have a weird body shape
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My shoe size is 6
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>>157243832
16, right?
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>>157243837
Six
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You know what they say about small feet
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>>157243841
Cheap shoes.

Shoes in clown sizes are super expensive.
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>>157243841
Small shoes

>>157243846
Postgraduate male, actually
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>Qantas to shed 1000 australian jobs and hire staff in India to take advantage of new advances in A.I
I am seething.
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>>157243856
Had to call Qantas the other week. Couldn't understand a word the person on the other end of the phone said.
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>>157243856
Would never trust a Qantas plane, me, so many mechanical mishaps as of late
Would go Emirates or Virgin or Qatar preferably
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>look at time
>11:11
Might be blessed, lads
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die paedo die
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>You were issued a warning for posting >>157218577.
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments. Please refrain from posting the following:
>- Irrelevant catchphrases or copypasta.
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>paedo
crisp pseud
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Misso made beef stroganoff again :/
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reportsperg on a mad one as late, he must be fun at parties
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>NRL got His Holiness the Pope, the Bishop of Rome himself, for their 2028 Grand Final
Alfsissies, we will NEVER recover from this absolute mogging…
It’s so over. NRL has won…
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>>157243832
based elliot page
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>>157243992
What are you talking about? The NRL is facing having to move their grand final specifically because the Pope's visit clashes with the date.
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I just ate again
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>>157244045
its awful to eat this late bro, what did you have
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>>157244054
Not him but it might not be late for him. The night might be young.
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my dads buying me a new phone :)
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>>157244054
Ham and cheese focaccia with lots of butter

Good night bros
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It’s like the regularness of life is too hard for me
>>
Some loopy magpie in my neighbourhood has started singing every night between 12am and 4am. Does this cunt think he's an owl or some shit? Nobody is singing back.
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>>157244094
Allow it senpai
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>>157244100
I wouldn't do anything to the dumb ass even if I had the capability. It's just weird..
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Robbo is on the front bar this week fellas
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>>157244134
Last place Robbo should be is at any bar.
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Has anyone ever got drunk on the front bar
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stfu
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>>157244143
Robbo will call them out on that and have a few to make them legit.
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Whose Robbo? Whose Kingy?
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>>157244143
mick (molloy, not sperg) every week you merkin
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>>157244054
Imagine going to bed on an empty stomach.
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espn had little league softball on. micknonce mate were you watching?
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Hate myself and want to die.
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>>157246859
based
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free my boy micksperg
caged bird let him fly
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The day is as bleaks as Collingwoods future
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>>157244576
couldnt be me
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>>157247512
still waiting for the sloppingwood cinematic universe timeline and nick daicos action figures
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Good morning alf
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>>157247512
Perfect day to go back to sleep.
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>>157247512
Neale and Stringer coming next season. Future is bright.
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>>157247895
>>
The people want Pauline
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>>157248174
thanks for proving my point
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>>157248183
Your post was ironically disingenuous.
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remembering that post on monday about how neet hours is always on topic discussion
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>>157248250
seething
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>you are le seething
No! You are le seething!
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seething immensely
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I like to act like im seething but really I dont care at all
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no you are le seething immensely!
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footy desu
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>>157248355
performative as fuck
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>>157248446
As opposed to the footy itself, which totally has meaning and purpose, right?
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janny caretaker you are not that subtle
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grim
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>>157248726
the little monarch
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I've worked with Daniel currie
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i wish i knew how to quit you
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>>157248940
You made it
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i just farted
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>>157249240
whats eet smel like
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reportsperg still at it huh
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>>157249164
already deleted before it could hit the archive and the second post it was talking about deleted shortly after, like they're watching us
really sus
>>157249313
yeah
>>
one nation shills still at it huh
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for me it's the white australia party
>>
Want to know what I would do if I were a footy player?
>>
no one care stfu
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no-one cares about your jewish psyop
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>>157249529
Roman salute goal celebration
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>>157248726
Reminder that Bontempelli will NEVER win a Brownlow.
Honestly, it's rather embarrassing for a player people keep trying to claim is the best in the game.
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>>157248726
finna be chortling when it turns out fly gutted the list and ruined the playing group psychology to sate the little egotist and he ends up in tassie anyway
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daicos has genuinely done fuck all this year and hasn't been particularly impressive, it is nothing but media hype
>>
>>157249909
best post on alf ive seen in awhile
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>>157249987
Personally think he's been best on ground in every single game he's played.
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>New Zealand among bold new options for Hawthorn home games after Tasmania exit
>“...the view of the Mitchell crew is that why would we give up that advantage that we’ve had for so many years that has served us so well?
fuck the roaches and the afl for enabling these vile jews
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anyone else youtube a bit fucky today
doesn't seem to like my adblock
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That's 2026 Brownlow Medalist, AFLCA Player of the Year, and AFLPA MVP Nicholas Daicos to you
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>>157250086
>okay okay hear me out... how about we play games in Shanghai. the chinks love red and yellow!
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>>157250086
hawthorn are foul
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>>157250086
>Supporters will require a passport and going through international customs
Ick.
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>Brisbane and Sydney are closer to New Zealand than Melbourne
>Hawthorn requests playing a Perth based team there instead
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22 under 22
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>>157250204
You just know this shit will happen. I hate the afl but their fixturing is the worst part which is saying a lot.
>>
My favourite team has more players in the 22 under 22 squad than your favourite team
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>>157250230
>Forwards
>Murphy Reid (MID)
Why include him on the list then if he's a shitter?
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>>157250230
>Richmond is the youngest team in the competition
>Playing youngsters every game, etc
>1 player named
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>>157250177
based neet thats never travelled because he lives the poor neet lifestyle
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>>157250230
Having trouble finding the Port logo?
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>>157250282
kek
oh no no no
>>
iggs
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>>157250230
where the fuck is nick daicos?
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>>157250230
>mac andrew
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>>157250230
>ed allen
miss me with that shit
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>>157250482
don't worry he's going to leave soon in any case
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>>157250433
Bell St. Maccas, likely.
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>>157250282
>>157250288
No one from the 2022 or 2023 drafts worked out for port.
While some from the 2024 draft have been able to establish regular spots in the best 23 like Berry and Whitlock they are still too inconsistent.
And port didn't draft anyone in 2025
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>>157250482
This
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>>157249590
>voluntarily go on to a website
>voluntarily agree to use their terms of service
>violate terms of service
>get banned
lol
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rulespoof how are you
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neethours are so cynical and negative
you guys are literally the worst people in the alf poommunity
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>>157250230
I swore Black Andrew was about 26.
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i am not a neet
just have a cushy wfh job
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>>157250698
cm?
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>>157250706
Girth
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>>157250230
>Lombard
Absolute shithouse
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>>157250698
his iq? yeah that sounds about right
>>
logistics
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>>157250716
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>>157250732
sounds like you should buy a van
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>>157250746
but enough about micksperg
>>
Just found out an old friend died. Wasn't even 40
>>
F
vax status?
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>>157250775
Been a while since I've seen the guy who would always post about killing himself
>>
Only people with the vax are dying now since all the unvaccinated people died 5 years ago kek.
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>>157250816
kek gottem
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>>157250786
He was 2nd commando regiment.
Absolute giant of a bloke but had a heart of gold. Kicked in a blokes door around the corner who had his dog chained up in the yard without water or food, removed the dog amlnd ran the bloke out of town he loved animals.
Brilliant boxer, fucking sucks man he was a real warrior
>>
cause of death?
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>>157250832
was working out and collapsed, called my other mate and told him to let his mum know he loved her with his last moments then just passed.
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>>157250822
>Violent headcase (who steals animals) kills themselves
Many such cases.
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>>157250843
why not call his mum directly?
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>>157250843
grim
F
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>giant of a bloke
>Kicked in a blokes door
>was working out and collapsed
Could've just said he was on the gear and his heart exploded.
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>>157250843
Odd choice. I'd have called 911.
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>>157250847
He rehomed the dog with a lovely couple. He wasnt violent, he was badly bullied and his old man was ex army and told him hed never amount to anything.
He learnt to fight, joined the military and earned sf selection. He hated injustice and bullies and would go out of his way to defend the underdog. He had cptsd and fought his demons until the day he died. Just a warrior and a lovely man
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sorry for your loss mate
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>>157250858
He was on gear and didnt hide from.the fact
Told me hed never see 40 and I used to laugh it off
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>>157250872
>He rehomed the dog with a lovely couple.
So he stole the dog?
You call the RSPCA if an animal is being mistreated or even the police (000) if it's an emergency situation. They then handle things.

>earned sf selection. He hated injustice and bullies and would go out of his way to defend the underdog
Given the stories coming out about how the special forces operated, that means he turned on his own?
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>>157250891
appreciate it mate
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>>157250907
np
go blues
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Sounds like a story. Tbh mate.
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>>157250904
mate youre judging by standards we have here
things are different in a war zone
also my missus is a vet at the rspca, theyll check up but its hatd to prove abuse and its a process. He saved that dog
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yeah it's a story
>>
its real mate, blokes I know dont really share this sorta thing. Easier here plus I like you blokes
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crazy that I enjoyed hearing about this more than the /pol/slop earlier today
enjoyed is prob the wrong word, but at least its a novel conversation
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>>157250915
>mate youre judging by standards we have here. things are different in a war zone
The standards you walk past are the standards you accept, right?
>theyll check up but its hatd to prove abuse and its a process.
So they'll check that the dog is okay and talk to the owner/rescue the dog depending on the severity of the issue?
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>>157250843
what a lame way to die lmao
>>
i dreamt that i was john lennon last night
>>
2cdo stolen valour
lid shit
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>>157250931
Ehhh I prefer stories to be a bit more believable. Prefer storyanon's one like when a car just hit the pub he was drinking in. That had a bit more going for it than this one.
>>
It's pretty believable.
I had a gymrat friend whose heart gave out when he was in a sauna in Thailand. Miss that fella like you wouldn't believe.
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>>157250963
fuck him mate, bloke was a fuckwit who abused his dog and the situation was fixed
you dont understand from the comfort of your safe life what happens around the world
>>157250981
eh, believe it or not I dont give a shit just needed to vent
cheers to andy
>>
>he's a good guy because he saved a dog
these dog worshippers man, okay he "saved" a dog then what? Chased another man out of his town under the threat of violence?
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>>157251016
yep, problem solved
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHmWIOm8h_U
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got no reason to believe it's made up
sorry for your loss anon
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>>157251016
He did a lot more than that, just an example of the type of bloke he was
anyway thanks for the vent going to have a drink for the legend
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>>157250872
>old man was ex army and told him hed never amount to anything.
not wrong turns out
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>>157251049
OH NO NO NO
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>>157251042
thank you mate, off for a bourbon <3
>>
Saw a kid playing in the front yard without any food or water. Went over and kicked in the door and told the scum living there that they're shit people and marched off with the kid. Rehomed her with the nice older couple and then spent the next few months harassing the scum until they fled town.
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>>157251053
what are you doing taking kids from yards champ
>>
Theres a guy in here that just likes to discuss personal stuff in his life for some reason
>>
fuck dogs
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>>157251060
Was saving that kid mate, make no mistake.
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>>157251072
sure thing pedo
>>
>>157251060
you dont understand from the comfort of your safe life what happens around the world
>>
If i ever post personal stuff in here its usually made up kek
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>>157251071
collingwood next year, jake? checked out any local mosques, or?
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>god took out some unhinged violent war criminal pitbull apologist
based
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>>157251090
buy fish oil inshallah
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>>157251097
Why? What are they going to do with it? They can buy it themselves.
>>
>>157251090
Will be great for community building. Would never miss a school workshop.
>>
>>157251097
kek
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>>157251103
Going to assume you're out of the loop rather than being that unfunny.
Read up on why Stringer is leaving GWS.
>>
how anon saw that bloke who was a violent with a "good heart"
https://youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY
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>>157251096
>t.
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>>157251135
>Sleeve tattoo
>Big beard
Looks like ex-special forces to me.
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>>157251055
rulesperg in a tizzy
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>>157251141
quintessential leftist city cuck faggot who calls any soldier a war criminal
same sorta lad who votes to import violent 'refugees' then blames le heckin system when they stab some cunt
kill yourself, unironically
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>>157251159
>city cuck
Looks to be in a small town?
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>>157251173
wooks to be in a smaw town teehee!
fuckin gay cunt
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>>157251111
Just saying, at $4.50 a gallon, the fish can buy their own damn oil.
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poutine for lunch
>>157250775
F sounds like a good bloke
>>
countrysperg in a tizzy today kek
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>>157250230
should probably have oli wiltshire desu he's better than freijah and campbell
>>
>>157251115
why don't we have small towns in this country?
>>
>>157251298
never been to geelong?
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>>157251298
>>157251317
Never been to Chinatown?
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bane on the ropes
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>>157251330
>Couldn't even be arsed setting up a sprinkler system
Where was the ex-special forces headcase when you need them?
>>
>>157251298
There are thousands of them in the interior but they aren't on any map and they like it that way as they have wonderful lives and communities. The arid desert helps keep them hidden from the rest of the world
>>
>>157251336
Asian zoos are quite depressing, even the "nice" ones like Ueno in not third world shitholes. Expect nothing less from the people who brought you animal cafes.
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Thinking we should jail and execute every "data expert" in the media if Freo don't win the flag this year
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>>157251353
right, because only the data experts rate fremantle...
>>
>>157251353
Extremely dominant teams do not always end up winning the flag; see Geelong 2008, Collingwood 2011
>>
How does a random no name fuckhead like Daniel Hoyne get a radio gig? Who heard that cunt's weak, listless, ordinary, cacophonous voice and thought "yea, lets put him on the air"?
>>
>>157251381
it's an interesting discussion
>>
why can't we all just get along
>>
>>157251395
meth mostly
>>
>>157251395
too many racist, sexist, ableist, right wing fuckheads
>>
>>157251395
too many retarded left wing idealists who think opening your asshole to the intolerant will teach them tolerance
>>
>>157251395
too many fence sitting centrist faggots
>>
western bullflogs are in limbo
>>
>>157251426
wait for them to collapse post bottomsmelly and tell them they can either move to ballarat or the vfl
>>
da BONT
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>>157251395
Too many emus.
>>
new
>>157251444
>>157251444
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>>157251434
Will never win a Brownlow. That is reserved exclusively for Nick Daicos.
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Nick "Legendary Genius Monster" Daicos



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