incest edition
Falcons Sign Bijan Robinson To Record-Breaking Extension
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>terry Bradshaw is a top 5 qb>trent dilfer was a better qb than Marino>troy aikman was a better qb than Peyton manning Can we nip this in the bud
>>157244584>paying running backs
>The Ravens and 2x Pro Bowl WR Zay Flowers have agreed to a 4-year, $140M extensionholy overpay
>>157244679
>>157244580fucking you cousin is fine, but fucking your actual birth mother is disgusting. imagine filling up the womb you came out offucking stepmoms is biologically fine, but it's highly unethical to cuck your own father unless he actually deserves it
>>157244700It's nuts how they're tripping over themselves to get him about extension.
>>157244705*another
>>157244720one on the right is ugly
>$140,000,000 for zay flowersHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157244696>>157244734Crazy, and I thought the pierce contract was excessive
behold, the most respected NFL QB listing just released their 2026 update
Jaxon Smith-Njigba: $42.15MJa'Marr Chase: $40.25MDrake London: $35.25M>Zay Flowers: $35MJustin Jefferson: $35MCeeDee Lamb: $34M>paying a mid tier WR1 top 5 money
>>157244755Wasn't Puka supposed to get extended this year?
>>157244768not after he became a Nazi vampire
>>157244768You know why
>already august>I can already feel the days are getting shorter>UV index not as high as it was a few weeks agoI don't want summer to end bros
>>157244776How old are you?
how we feeling about cam ward, bros?
>>157244785Winter and autumn are the best because women get to dress like this
>>157244815you are gay. summer is the best because women dress like this
>>157244843women don't dress like that around me
>>157244696>>157244734Isn't that the dude that cost them a trip to the superbowl?
>>157244889No he’s here >>157244700
>>157244768Extend his jaw to better consume human flesh maybe.
>>157244843She'd look a lot better with a tasteful bush.
Will the 9ers lose any more players to injury before the season starts?
>>157245026This anon knows ball
>>157245026>tasteful>bush
>>157245077?
>>157245019
How often does the first pick in a draft leave (cut/trade/walk) the team that drafted him but then return years later?
>>157244751>McCarthy's 10 votes in Tier 5 are the second-most in QB Tiers history for a first-round quarterback entering his third NFL season. Anthony Richardson drew 11 last year. No other QB has ever had more than four (Tagovailoa in 2022).>"Football looks hard for him," an offensive coach said.kwab
>>157245167It's usually a QB so not too often
>>157245151I heard Lane Johnson hates the new O line coach and walked out
>>157245077Yes I like bush.
>>157244843thats a man
>>157245178Well nobody is gonna be able to follow up Stoutland
Calling all ball knowers. Give me your top 5 regular season, can't miss, kino games.
>>157245282Jets vs PatriotsJets vs BearsJets vs VikingsJets vs Bills
>>157245282Seahawks vs RamsSeahawks at RamsSeahawks vs 49ersSeahawks at 49ersCowboys losing on Thanksgiving
>>157245282Gotta watch Broncos/Jags. They're still tied in the league
I’ve never met another white raiders fan, I feel like we’re the blackest fan base. White raiders fans have the n-word pass.
>how about we run a screen behind the line of scrimmage with no blockers and lose a yard or two?
>>157245321You’re not white, Temu. Besides, you shouldn’t be saying it anyway. It’s not very lady like.
>>157245342Shut up nigger
>>157245282Week 6: Seahawks at BroncosWeek 7: Patriots at BearsWeek 12: Saints at Bengals (Trust me)Week 16: Packers at BearsWeek 17: Broncos at Patriots
>>157244889yes, he literally fumbled while crossing the plane for a TD and it became a touchback
>>157244889>>157245383In fairness Sneed made a great play to punch the ball out.
>>157245446This. The fumble was more of an elite defensive play than anything. Though Flowers did have that taunting penalty Lamar slammed it into triple in the end zone
>>157245282Titans vs JetsTitans vs BrownsDolphins vs Jets x2Cardinals vs Jets
>>157245505Tits and Browns will be the meme game of the year
Josh Allen and DJ Moore are going to tear it up this season.
>>157244797About as elite as Caleb.
plebbit still having a melty about Aaron Rodgers Fauci comment lol
>>157245589Holy BASED
>>157245589And by it I mean my bussy
>>157245614People with such wildly misplaced priorities really astound me, but in a bad way
is he right?
my raidfeces finna run da table
Trash Allen is so overrated
>>157245282Jags - EaglesBills - Broncos Pats - BearsRams - BroncosJets - Cardinals
>>157245614There was just no need to bring it up in that context. Not that I fully disagree with what he’s saying. He’s just acting like a fuckhead about it, as per usual with him.
trip, kneediddy
>>157244584>running backs make 25m at most>wide receivers make about 43m at most now>tight ends don't even break 20mI don't get it. I'd much rather have an elite tight end than an elite receiver. They provide way more value to a team.
GODgers makin em seethe
>>157245664He's the best you'll ever see play the game. What's not to love?
>gay bearslol
>>157245747It will forever be a sore point for him. Before 2020 he was the media’s darling, and that one event pitted them against him, so he will go to his grave still randomly getting rustled by the memory and be angry at everyone involved.
>>157245664NFCN QBs ranked 9-10-11 except for one team. Can anyone guess the team?
WE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCEMASWE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCEMASWE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCEMASAND HAPPY VAXXINE ALL YEARS
>>157245807I was actually excited. Showed up a few minutes ago and was stoked to see the kiwi was gone for the first time all summer. Who was I kidding. The dude's whole life is /NFL/I'm out of here
who has fewer fans, the Cardinals or the chargers? I would like to let everyone know that Google chrome auto capitalized Cardinals and not chargers
>>157245830The chargers don't even have their own stadium. They're homeless, fanless bums.
>>157245830Before the LA move Cardinals, after Chargers.
>>157245830Chargers easily. They never really had a place, nor have they had any franchise wide sustained success to generate any fans. They have little to no history, and are in a ridiculously competitive market, vying for California popularity between the Rams, Raiders, Niners, and even the residual Cardinals fans that float into small bits of California.They had San Diego, but lost most of that when they moved and most of the refugee fans hopped on to the Rams bandwagon because they were and are actually good. I don't know who the fuck would be a Chargers fan, unless you're one of the few San Diego holdovers.
Why is Jordan Love always rated so high by the media? Hes painfully mid
>I was actually excited. Showed up a few minutes ago and was stoked to see the kiwi was gone for the first time all summer. Who was I kidding. The dude's whole life is /NFL/>I'm out of here
>>157245864Of course, just look at the 90's bill...oh wait
>>157245877They would’ve won the 5th one!
Beck starts in 2 days
I finally saw a picture of the power station. That shit is MASSIVE. Hell no would I be practicing near that. There is no way that is not affecting the team in a negative manner.
>Slater in the medical tent after 11-112027 will be the Chargers year!
It's 6:37am in wellington new zealand
>>157245902The wait for Beckino is nearly over
>>157245927beef wellington
>>157245927Rise and grind for our nigga
I pity anyone feeling desperate enough for football that they are gonna tune in for Panthers/Cardinals
I’m gonna tune in for Panthers/Cardinals
I pity the fool that won’t tune in for Panthers/Cardinals
>>157246011I'm tuning in for Bressus and Larry
>>157244734>much-deserved
>the tOOOner>im gonna tOOOOOn>always tOOned in >subscribes to literally every streaming and food delivery service >living room full of piss jugs and empty pizza boxes
behead those that insult shedeur
kek Steelers to cut Rodgers over Fauci comments
>>157244751>Love ahead of Purdy
I don't like Bijan. I have to say he's a good player, but he rubs me the wrong way. I mean I would take him over Barkley, Henry, probably Gibbs, Robinson. But its like, we have to pay him, ugh. Would you be excited to have the opportunity to pay Bijan? That's the question I am asking myself. And the answer is no.
>>157246085>(((Kleiman)))
>>157246097uh, you okay?
>>157246024Larry? Fitzgerald? He retired 5 years ago? Holy fuck where does the time go.
>>157246126Seems like he retired ten years ago to me
>>157245747>>157245783>i-i-i d-don’t even uh…Shut up bitch
>>157244776It was 104 yesterday and my bedroom is on the 2nd floor. AC just keeps me from dying but being actually comfortable is out until like next month. Fuck summer in its stupid ass
>>157246149Just leave the freezer open
>>157246143Probably because you forgot the Cards existed when Palmer retired.
>Tight end Travis Kelce is down on the field with an apparent injury. The cart has come out for him. #Chiefs
>>157246166>shirt
>>157246179your dad goes down on my field every day if you know what I'm saying
she should divorce him immediately
>>157246192A man's like is on the line and you're making a gay joke? A out someone's dad? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>157244751Dak's not even the second best QB in his division, let alone conference.
>>157246201In my country no one knows who this is.
>>157246229VPN off, kiwi
>>157245664Seems like an okay consensus, you can nitpick about some placements, but other than Lamar not being T1 everyone is in the tier they belong
>>157246201I can't even name any of her songs. I feel like her whole career is a giant psyop. I can name many of her peers' songs but she's a giant blank
>>157246238You were not alive in 2010 if you don’t know a single Swift song
>>157246256I legit cant name u one of hers and im 32 im even trying to think of one
>>157246238I knew you were a nigger when you walked inShame on me nowThose lips look like tires (Michelin)Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground
>>157246201What kind of retarded children would believe this stupid ass tweet
>>157246256weird year to pick because that was like peak Katy Perry who I remember quite a few songs from despite not being a fan
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157246291Noooo
>>157246256We live in a society
Hes fine
Gruden division previews have started. I don’t know if he’ll get them all done before the season
>>157246319remember when payton said bo's ankle was fine? i remember
>>157244580this shit is weird
>>157246285Perry and Gaga absolutely song mog swift and it s not even close. She's this unremarkable chick who people only know because Kanye was really happy for her and finna let her finish and suddenly 10 years later we are supposed to believe she's some mega start because she amassed cult of unremarkable Beckys just like her?
>>157246338Noo its ok to have your single mom running every aspect of your life so she can be a pseudo celebrity and take pictures with Brady and make you carry her ass around the field like a little slave nigger cause she owns your ass
HOL UPHOL UP
>>157246338stay jelly. Imagine raising a handsome and successful son for all those years only for some random whore to snatch him up and reap all the benefits. Couldn't be her
>>157246256The Chinese named a whole social media spyware after a Ke$ha song, what has Travis' slut done?
>>157246352
>>157246342>>157246361Tswift’s unremarkability is the whole appeal for the legions of horrible women that follow her
>>157246338>>157246349Lmao OP samefagging. 5 makes you seethe
OUTTA MY WAY YOU RAIDUR FUCKING SHITS!
>Aaron Rodgers had undisclosed illness before playoff loss to Texans>Rodgers had the COOF
>>157246386I think it's funny she sold the rights to her music and had to re-record them, making the originals she doesn't own more valuable. I don't know anything else about her.
I still believe in Nine
>>157246424Why?
>>157245864Somebody's knocking at the doorSomebody's ringing a bellSomebody's knocking at the doorSomebody's ringing a bellDo me a favor, won't you let'em in?
>>157246256The only 2 Swift songs I know are Teardrops on my guitar and Our song and both of them made me hate her
>>157246414>*heems himself running onto the field*
>>157244776September/October/November is the best 3 month sequence of the year.septemeber football starts. That first week of regular season football is unironically better than the Super Bowl. october you get football AND kino fall colors and all hallows eve november you get football and kino fall colors transitioning to cold grey, but it’s not miserable and slushy like February. It’s like a cold, clean, crisp grey vibe. And you get thanksgiving week
>>157246394You wish lil chuddy go shoot up some more teslas
>>157246179Did he miss second breakfast?
>Philadelphia Eagles>Their all-time best player is named FeaglesWho writes this shit?
>Falcons Edge Jalon Walker carted off It begins
>Jalon Walker exploded ACLsorry falconbros
>>157246481>TWO 5 induced meltiesEven better
>>157246489>>157246492That's actually good since the Falcoms ceiling is 6 wins
>>157246499I’m neither anon but I actually just hate his mother
>>157246502>the Falcons will get single-digit wins Way too optimistic, buddy.
>>157246421She now owns this again after rebuying them. Does this make it funnier to you?
>>157246529Next draft is loaded so getting a top 5 pick is your best bet if you aren't making the playoffs
>>157246480>Mahomes>goodThis meme stopped being funny years ago.
>Rashawn Slater exits practice with an injuryHerbies...
>Nic Scourton>Bryan Bresee>Jalon Walker (probably)Tick tock Bucs. Hide your younger D-Lineman.
>>157246474Certified fall knower
Soon.
>>157246579You’re predicting the Packers are making the Divisional Round soon? You have high hopes.
>>157246595They're reaching the Super Bowl actually
>>157246492
>>157246579FIRST AND TEN!
>>157246621Two timeouts
>>157246546I read the report he just had a check up he is all good, they are being extra cautious with him.
>>157246648Ball at their own 37, manlover rolls out right, PASS ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>157246149The only good thing about summer is watermelon, peaches, and tomatos. Otherwise completely dogshit disgusting season
I'm sorry I don't believe the call.
>>157246542It has. Haters being delusional is just sad at this point.
>>157246670Flip flop season
>>157246680I know what you are.
Patrick Mahomes has never made the playoffs in his 30s
>>157246672Why do you even ponder passing?
>muttlover wants to play againCool, just cracked my first captain and coke. I'm game.
I gotta give it to the Broncos. They had a squad last season. Great defense and Sean Payton is an elite coach. Bo Nix was clutch and it honestly made me hype to see him send the Bills home in the playoffs. But now it's time to return to the status quo. We'll be taking back the division now. I hope you had fun for the year.
Reminder that Trannahan is still not calling plays in practice because his brain doesn’t work
>>157246474>September/October/November is the best 3 month sequence of the yearthis. cooling temperature, Football season starts, MLB playoffs, NBA/NHL starting, spooky season, thanksgiving week, Christmas around the corner, not miserably cold yet like Jan/Feb.
>>157246689Whatever that means
AHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>157246696What a disgusting act!
>>157246758Where are the refs?
>>157246806The interception was scripted, they pulled the refs so they wouldn't instinctively throw a flag when Mahomes is picked.
You've got Marshawn Lynch who's been borderline unstoppable. I'm sorry.
Been re-watching Deadliest Catch, the earlier seasons when it was halfway decent, and I forgot about this gem of a cliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaxC0wWxrOE
>>157246788There is no more Pat. 15 has taken over.
>>157246758>That "tackle"
>>157246803TRICKEY PETE LOOOOOL
pay linemendon't pay running backs or receivers
>>157246896bionic ass nigga
Bijan Robinson is more than just an RB, he's a weapon that can be used all throughout the offense and is far better than any other receiver or back on their team.
>>157246896pay this bussy
>>157246918>NUH UH GURL. RUN IT AGAIN.
>>157246680I wear crocs year round
>>157245864
>>157246918just come out to your parents already so you can stop forcing us to endure your gay thoughts
>>157246932same, but only the fur lined ones because socks are gay
>>157246938My parents already know. Gay sex with my dad is amazing.
>>157246932I wasn’t referring to my outfit
Gonna webm dump, you all are just gonna have to deal with it.
Travis Hunter's wife really gets my balls going and I don't know why
>>157246964
theres already been 4 career altering leg injuries in practice already (latest being the falcons LB tearing acl today)why is this? are we on pace for another record breaking leg injury total this year? the ACL tear is the new concussion
>>157244734Lmao.
>>157246973
>>157246973She’s moderately cute but that tattoo is downright garish
>>157245872Because they think the Packers can't fail at QB selection since they've had back to back hall of fame, Superbowl winning talents at QB. Also because he's half black and they glaze the fuck out of black/half black QBs and they're praying each and every one of them becomes Patrick Mahomes.Love isn't bad, but he was coronated a top 10 QB when he's accomplished absolutely nothing. Caleb Williams is even worse, he's already apparently a top 5 QB.
>>157246975
/our mina/ is getting dangerously close to the wall
reminder: patrick is a real hero
>>157245872The advanced QB metrics put an extreme overemphasis on YPA and the packers throw downfield
>>157246932I've welded in crocs before lol
>>157247003I remember Jerry Rice snatching a snipers bullet out of the air saving Tom Rathman's life.
>>157246982Because fuck preseason and fuck practice.
Anyone have that webm where Squirts managed to turn it over twice on a single play?
>>157244751>guys trust us, Caleb Williams is WAY better than Darnold and Hurts>you know, the two pro bowl QBs that have both won the last two Superbowls>trust us, he'll play like shit for 50 minutes but WOWZERS DID YOU SEE THOSE FOUR CRAZY THROWS IN THE CLUTCH???>in fact, he's already as good as Purdy, the guy that was a cunthair away from a ring and led the league in passer rating!
>>157247025Remember when that football player was deep in debt with the mob and he had to score a touchdown or the mob was going to kill him, so he brought a gun on the field and started gunning down the defense during the play and then said, "Ain't life a bitch?" and shot himself in the head when he reached the endzone? I remember that game being really dark and rainy.
>>157247025>$140,000,000 for a WR >who helped get the team knocked out of the playoffs what were they thinking?
>>157246917Falcons are too stupid to use his talents. He did well when they were forced to play kirk chains who threw him the ball but PENIS has dual threat brain and wouldn't check down to him. This season will be even worse for them.
>>157247034I'll get around to it at some point today, I'm sure.
BOW DOWN
>>157247010>>157247021>CJ Stroud couldn't compete with thisGod damn the Texans are retarded for not moving off him. If they had baseline competency at QB, even slightly below average QB play, they would have been in the Superbowl with a fair chance to win it.
>>157247074>BuffalelKWAB
I'm selling my Chiefs stock. >Eric Beienmy was supposed to save the offense but will miss training camp. >Rashee Rice nigged out, again. >They gutted the defense.>6 of the first teams they play have a top 10 run defense so their new RB won't save them. >Mahomes isn't fully healed so he can't save them.2028 will be our year.
>>157247074>2015Pic related was over a decade ago
>like an animalWhat did she mean by this?
I read the script and it's Saints/Broncos owl
>>157247129The fuck?
>>157247129bro who knows what they do with animals, I've heard things about them
>>157247148>How can he flag!?
this is what raiders season ticket holders gotyou jelly?
>>157247182Would have been funny if was just filled with dog turds.
>>157247182>the chips are all the same color what a fuck up
>>157247204Those aren't chips, fatty. Put the burger down.
>>157247116Zoomers don't know.
>>157247182How many did they have to make, 5?>>157247198Didn't you notice the picture?
>>157247108You forgot.>K9 is made of glassHave fun this season buddy.
I'm really hurt and upset that none of you zoomies got my The Last Boy Scout reference.
>>157247130I’ll allow it. As long as the Rams aren’t anywhere near it, I don’t give a shit who wins.
>>157247198>Would have been funny if was just filled with dog turds.No, that's just the Raiders roster.
>>157247210basedfuck that chimp
>>157247041That was a movie you fool!>>157247222Happy?
>>157247182>a bunch of junk that will lose its novelty after 5 minutes and then just clutter your house Why would I be jealous of that? Reminds of those loot crates that people used to buy. I don't get it.
>>157247222I don't remember that movie too well, worst Wayans and Costner is a faggot
>>157247222The kids don't know about the Wayans brothers.
MENDOZA
>>157247241Now children, what do you say when you meet a nice man?
>>157247241In my mind Marlon Wayans in Scary Movie 1 and Him are the same character.
The level of play in the NFL is getting worse every year.
>>157247291Stop artificially elevating 80 iq African "americans" then
>>157247291Yeah but so is everything else too.
>>157247216>Didn't you notice the picture?I didn't watch the clip, bro. Sorry.
>>157247240>i don't remember that movie too well>CostnerClearly.>>157247231Yes. Thank you.
>>157247240>CostnerWhy did Mr. Milo cross the road?
I only trust players with haircuts you can set your watch to
>>157247222I seen it. bro really got a TD with that pistol formation
>>157247322Wait it is Costner right?>>157247331Taht's the guy from Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
ACL season
>>157247354It was Bruce Willis, bro. One of his best roles imo. Also, Mr. Milo crossed the road because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
>>157247362A'seal Terry
>>157247362>walkerWasn't he the one that just got busted for domestic abuse?
>>157247393That's the other monkey they drafted in the 1st round last year James Pearce
>>157247410fail-CONS kwab
>>157247380Certainly couldn't be worse than Harley Davidson, gayest movie with titties ever.
i hope Travis gets some acting roles in movies. he seems pretty funny
>>157247209Give bussy to us raw and wrigglin. You keep nasty chips.
can you guys keep it down jenny has a headache
mina a cutemina a queen
Go Hawks
TOTAL MINA VICTORYTOTAL CHARGIE VICTORYGET ON OR GET LEFT BEHIND
>>157247552>>157247579Disgusting anti-White racist BITCH.
I really hope they let that fat piece of shit Vita Vea rot.I don't care if they could get a 2nd rounder for him I'd rather see him lose all his money this year. Fuck him.
>>157247557Still glad my Kangz aren't stuck with that shit contract...
>Disgusting anti-White racist BITCH.
we worship laura here
>Waaahhh stop making fun of the bug I jerk off to every night because I'm 12 and have a yellow fever disorder.
There is only one goddess of /nfl/
>>157246556We have immunity this year since it happened to us last year. Not that it matters the defense is going to be terrible without Vita Vea.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
Mita Mea
>>157247602They're stuck with 9ine now
>>157247642Damn right, >we are.
>>157247656Now post what happemed in every other game he started
>>157247625
>>157244734He’s a solid A- receiver but I don’t think he’s worth the overpay. At least the contract is team friendly.
>>157247380
>>157247667No. you do it. Since you're so obsessed with him and the Kangz.
>>157247656>reported overthrowing his receivers three consecutive times during camp>with no defense on the fieldSure are
>>157247684Ah, Danielle Harris. 7-year-old me was so in love.
>>157247625Her name is Kay Adams
i am once again reminding you that I want to put my penis inside drew allar's girlfriend
>>157247723>posting her pic when she was 21Yeah, now let's see how friendly time has been to her.
>>157246530Oh she payed $350 million for them back lel
>and then *sniffs* Bo made me melty ;(((
CALEB
>>157247557The league isn't ready for Shaheed at full power on special teams AND offense.
>>157247727>DUDE WIPES...For what exactly?
Why can't the hapa's quit the BHC?
>>157247778Wiping other dude's butts kwab.
>>157247777based kicker going for the trip.
>>157247778dingleberries
sean mcvay, matt stafford and the rams are 0-4 vs the eagles in the hurts x sirianni era
>>157247793How many owls have the eagles won vs the rams in a head-to-head game? Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT!
>ahhhh....>Ahhhhhhhhh......>AHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOO!!!!*sharts*
>>157247729Quite
>>157247808feet
>>157245747Literally every opportunity is the right context to being up what they did.
I'm really high on the SaintsCould make it to the Divisional
>>157247182The waiting list for my team's season tickets is like 60 years....
SEXO
>>157247808Now show her without more makeup on than bozo the clown.
>>157247723>>157247824yeah no
>>157247823>my team>canadashut the fuck up, retard. go back to /hoc/
>>157247034You called?
>The Jaguars are a 79 overall in Madden 27 after a 13 win season, same overall as the Raiders>The Giants are an 80
>>157247836Pretty sure it was this game where I regretted having the entire philly offense as my FF starters.
>>157245918Is there any actual evidence that substations have a negative effect on people?
How many players do you think she has slept with?
>>157247858how many players are there in the league? what percentage of them are black?
I was callin' him thro pix, blow dix, mr. pix ever since his days at Auburn. I be most of you faggots don't even know or remember him being at Auburn.
>>157247847>the entire Philly offenseWhy would you ever do that?
>>157247878>College footballI'm good
>>157247878>implying I would ever keep track of cfb
>>157247886Hurts 1 yard tuddies on the tushy pushy, AJ brown was good for me the year before, saquon just came off his rushing title, that midget they have is fast and catches bombs all the time and goedert was the best TE available at the time. I had their DST too, that was nice at least.
>>157247893Also, I tend to get plastered when doing the free-play league drafts. Just for fun.
>>157247893>>157247898Honestly, fair enough
would you fuck a panther?
>>157247910please find alternate ways to disappoint your father
>>157247910If God is supposed to be good, why aren't girls like her real?
>>157247926Nigga snuck the Broncos in there
>>157247917They should have more packturd and iggles games in mexico city. hopefully one of them will get shot and murdered by the cartel in some wicked drive-by not related at all to the NFL.
>>157247926>Patskek
Hottake>NFCNorth: CHIEast: NYGWest: LARSouth: NO>AFCNorth: PITEast: BUFWest: DENSouth: IND
How are my boys looking this season?
>Browns fans booed Watson at practice todaykek
>>157246421It's interesting how she didn't get destroyed by the jew record execs for this
>>157247926>are you based or retardedYes.
>>157247926sleeping on my bengies
>>157247878I watched his first ever college game, at the Fred Meyer on West Burnside back qhen there was a bar and TV inside the grocery store. Who was he playing in his first ever college game, some may ask? None other than his future team, the Oregon Ducks
Mina truly is a triple threat. Equal parts Brains, Beauty, and Ball knowledge.
>>157247946built for big ursine cock
>Bo induced melties in August
>>157247824You can tell those things sagging fr frt. Tit knower
HOW?OW?
>>157247967>tit knowermore like dik blower
>>157247946>NYG>NO>IND
>>157247946>NFCNorth: DETEast: PHIWest: SEASouth: TB>AFCNorth: BALEast: BUFWest: LACSouth: HOU
what did they pay him $230,000,000 for?
>>157247979>tampa
>>157244704>not glorifying the poetry of being the first and last pussy you've been inside
>>157247986>against the browns defense in training campHonestly, that's a shit stat line for all of them.
I miss him spyou never know what you got till its gone
Makes sense that tua went to Atlanta, since, well, you know.
>>157248002The Browns defense is good tho
I DON'T WANNA WAITFOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER
>>157248025Myles garrett got traded weeks ago, retard.
Atlantua Tageorgialoa
>>157247965i'm trying to imagine how much money it would take to get me to be that close to a waking bear. even if it was three generations of captive bred bear. unless i had been friends with it since it was a cub, i figure there's around a 1% chance it would maul me.
>>157248032This one is my personal favorite, since we're shitting on pooa now.
>>157247972HGH
>>157248025they have allowed zero touchdowns in 2026. i'd say they're pretty good.
stop talking shit about tua, your teams QB couldn't do this.
>>157248033Even without Garett it's a good unit and Verse is a good player
don't you ever shit on tua's arm strength
>>157248050Verse is good, but the rest of the team is dogshit. Also, I have to respect verse for giving us this gem.
>>157248046
absolutely retarded list
>>157247955They're my pick but I still think it's spicy
>>157248081looks pretty reasonable, what's your problem with it
>>157248081Mike Sando should be killed for that list.
>>157248081>The token white guy
>>157248081>he actually reads, analyzes and repost talking head nonsense.
>>157248089>burrow that high>allen not #1>herbert, >sack pickscott, maye, goff, love, purdy, williams, daniels that high>mayfield, darnold, lawrence, hurts that low
>>157248089Some stuff that stuck out immediately without really thinking about it>Shough and Tua in the same tier>Stroud and Nix in the same tier>Goff and Purdy above Darnold and Hurts
>>157248081burrow might be the most overrated qb in the history of the leaguewhen he flames out again this year will people finally stop auto tiering him with allen lamar and mahomes?
how did coach primate jr get a pro bowl nod with a negative TD:INT ratio?
>>157248081Noticing a lot of black kangz at the bottom...
>>157248118And laughed out loud when I saw nine
>>157248114I thought that was last year
>>157248118>why did the jewish-owned media put all the nogs at the top of the list again?
>>157248060The Browns were 4th in the league in net yards allowed last year and they played some good teams, if they didn't have the worst offense in the league by a mile and an equally putrid special teams they could've made the 'offs.
>>157248156>yeah, but muhhhhh cherry-picked statskwab
>>157248118and there it is... in frickin TRAINING CAMP?!we all need to do better.
Predict what his season ending injury will be this year.
What is up with the fat-assed lobsters in New England?
A negative TD:INT ratio and he gets invited to the pro bowl, downright peculiar...
>>157248081Lamar should be Tier 1 if Burrow is T1 despite having his bussy broken yet again last season but other than that the tiers themselves are fine.
>haven't been to subway in a long time >haven't had a hot dog in a long time either >order the subway hotdog >receive this:/
>>157248167is this supposed to make me NOT want to eat that?
>>157248175>he bought a fucking hot dog...from subway.retard
Stats dont matter and youre a retarded faggot for thinking they do. Here's what stat retards would consider an /elite/ performance >18 carries 110 yards with a long of 80
>>157248114nearly every coordinator, coach or GM when asked has said he's one of if not the best QB in the league
>>157248081Hilarious how many coaches+execs are still rate bustin shitbert so high. He's so clearly /weakmind/
>>157248175Looks like something Cris Collinsworth would suck out of Pat Mahomes asshole
>>157248207talking heads are not coaches+execs, you retard. They are puppets of the propaganda machine.
>>157248206how many of them got a taste of that bussy before voting?
>>157248110>shough played well when he started but he only played half the season, Tua's brain has since turned to mush but he used to put up numbers (albeit with prime Tyreek)>nothing wrong with this>goff and purdy are indeed better than darnold and hurtsWhy are people even arguing against Purdy being better than Hurts, the former dropped his nutsack on the Eagles at home with 31 year old Demarcus Robinson as his WR1 against a much better Eagles defense while Squirts couldn't do shit against a Niners defense headlined by players they literally picked up off the street a week before.
>>157248222no anon that survey isn't from first things first
Which team is currently most devastated by injuries?
>>157248235Everyone knows Purdy is a babby, Mac Jones did the same shit and with no drop off. And I don't care about Shough lmfao he played like 8 games ffs
>>157248246it will always be the 49ers.
>>157248239>it's different because it's a different person's name that that usual faggot that gets spammed here.still >muhhhh black qb propaganda, dickhead.
>jalon walker out for the season with a torn aclThe first sacrifice for harvest
huh?
>>157248278simulating sunlight so jerry doesn't blind him again
>>157247986Browns owner likes to do dumb shit to be in the news. Whole reason they drafted Shedeur after Gabriel. Nobody would be talking about the Browns at all if it were Dillon Gabriel vs Flacco for starter. I think he wants to keep Watson too, I'm sure they could have found a way to take the cap hit over 3 years just to get him off the team, the Broncos and Dolphins found a way to do it. I think the owner wanted them to renegotiate so he could potentially be there even longer, not to spread the cap hit out.
Kay Adams and Mina Kimes are both examples of women who got more attractive as they got older.
>the utility company made an official Twitter account for the substation not sure if based or cringe
>>157248291Geez, if that's true I'd hate to see them before. Especially the one on the right.
>>157248247Meant to reply to >>157248111. But the team went from scoring 15-20 to 40 when Purdy came back, they got fucked by the Seahawks but that's an issue with the roster and Shanahan as a whole.
>>157248291>twenty pounds of makeup makes them hot18+ board, kiddo.
>>157248301Put your family photo album down
>>157248307They're both beautiful without bussy makeup
>>157248222Mike Sando does the poll every year you fucking cazzie mutt. He exclusively polls league execs and coaches for his lists
>>157248291i agree but young mina had her charms
>>157248305I'm not saying the 2nd tier is wrong, but the order is silly
>>157248314Then post them, not the ones where they have to cake on clown paint to attract 12-year-olds like you.
>>157248317>cspanAhhh, now it makes sense why she is so racist and and only sucks >black qb cock. Big time dumbocrat.
>>157248340You were saying?
>>157248348This is funny coming from a subhuman, braindead, right-wing shithead. Do the world a favor and jump off the nearest bridge.
>>157248356
>>157248348>only sucks >black qb cockwhat's with rightoids and interracial sex?
>>157248382Unironically, sexual insecurity is a big driver of racism.
>>157248315>the jew reporter wrote it and said it was true and accurate from the teams, so it can't be skewed! no waykys, brownoid.
sexual insecurity stole my bike
>>157248081>POOa >on top of anyone Lmao fuck outta here tuafag that faggot is one and a half concussion away from getting benched forever and ever.
>>157248356>>157248382>say it in a non-sexual context, libbies project their fetishes on the rest of uspot, meet kettle.
Ya seethe?
truly brain diseased
>>157248410>Shanahan got into a car accidentIs Da belt that powerful?
Kyle Shanahan just ran over my bussy
>>157248166prolapsed bussy
>>157248435>Being educated is bad actually, why aren't you stupid like me?
Holy fuck this has been a long offseason
>>157248454It's almost here, bro, just hold out a few more days.
>>157248291Plastic surgery and face filters and they look like THAT!?
>>157248437No, he's a fucking moron. JT O'Sullivan was right all along.
>>157248479Da belt is coming for him next.
>>157248437What do you think? 9ers weren't this bad before>>157248479>beltphobiaSHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH nigga stop talking that shit
>>157248483It already did. He tried to go Patreon mostly and ended dumping all his shit back on YouTube within a few months. Can't charge for that schtick when Hall of Fame homies like Warner are dishing it for free.
Say it with me CLOWNEYISELITE(again)
>>157248527That hit he made against Michigan still has an impression on me
The Niners are gonna be a hospital team again
>>157247754what was he thinking? How can fans watch this and believe he's a good quarterback?
>>157248527Remember when Niggles fags were claiming his hit on Wince was dirty?
Playoff seeding predicions:AFC1. Ravens2. Bills3. Chiefs4. Jaguars5. Broncos6. Bengals7. ChargersNFC1. Eagles2. Rams3. Bears4. Saints5. Packers6. Seahawks7. Lions
>>157248579>Ravens>Eagles
>>157248572Josh Allen has Cam Newton's body with Brett Favre's brain. He's equally capable of making incredible and absolutely retarded plays.
>>157248579>2. Bills
>>157247778People need to realize the incredible utility of a bidet. Why do you want to walk around with caked up shit in your asshole?
>>157248579>5. Packers
>>157247632Was this ever actually in doubt?
>>157248585You may be right, after seeing that fumble against the Broncos he absolutely has Favre's brain. Not from his playing days but from right now.
>>157248584Minter is gonna raise the floor of the Ravens' defense. Also, it's an even year, the Eagles are gonna look unstoppable again.
>>157248601Kek
>>157248593Your dad likes the extra flavor
>>157248599Yeah he might've not played if Jacoby was still holding out
>>157248579>1. Eagleskino... kino AND soul
>>157248628Lmao
>>157248621Stop feeding his addiction. We've already had several interventions.
>>157248593Baby wipes nigga
>>157247964Equal meaning zero across the board.
>>157248628Are you a Raiders fan? That's the only way I can see someone genuinely thinking they'll make it to the playoffs. I'm honestly not sure about Klint Kubiak as a Head Coach.
>>157248635A bidet cleans your asshole better and is lower in cost over time.
>>157248644I'm between Raiders and Chargers for my 7 seed. I loved what Kubiak did with the Seahawks offense. I also think Cousins is a good quarterback and Mendoza might not even play this season. Keeping Corsby is great too.If Stroud were benched I'd have the Texans instead, he's that bad.I don't see the Steelers making it. So who's left in the AFC? Dolphins, Jets, Titans, Browns, Chiefs, and Colts. Chiefs and Colts are the only other ones I'd throw in the pile with Texans and Chargers for teams that could be there.
>>157248672Chiefs are 100% making the playoffs
>>157248672>>157248644I'll also add in that the season is a very, very long time. Seahawks and Patriots didn't even make the playoffs last year. I don't think any AFC wild card is doing well and it's a small race to the Superbowl for that conference.>>157248680Ehhhh. They've got a tough division which is already hard, and I don't think Mahomes comes back as his old self since he's a very run heavy QB unlike Brady who could deal with the injury since his specialty was reading.If Mahomes weren't there no one would even acknowledge the Chiefs, at best I'd say they can get to a wild card round and win a game, but that's how I feel about the Bills now
When dem 'ders make the offs, you niggas are gonna feel stupid
Guts are absolutely bubbling rn. It's gonna be diarrhea city in the next 30-40 minutes
>>157248705Nah the Raiders would need to overperform but it's possible
>>157248705kinda like you did a year or two ago huh
>>157248717Diarrhea is nothing to chads who have bidets
>>157248654Baby wipes dont spray shit water all over my butt cheeks
>>157248672>Be complete dog shit>Get number 1 pick>Bench him>Make playoffs?????
>>157248750Are you saying that nothing about their organization changed besides Mendoza?I assume you would have said the Bears, Seahawks, Jaguars, and Patriots had no chance at the playoffs either
>>157248747You need to learn how to open up your asshole wider. There's no cleaner feeling than what comes from a bidet.
>>157248750BELIEVE IN RAIDER NATION IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!
>>157248766Wait which of those teams sat their number 1 pick?
>>157248786I mean the Patriots would have been better off sitting their #4 kek
>>157248729You're not ready for week 1
The rams drafted ty shrimpson cause his Dad's on the team as a coach lol
time to make a thread
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>>157244751Darnold is a top 5 Qb
>>157245664You're complaining about that when they put Mahomes at 1?
>>157247727>gf showing off her ass, legs, and tits to the worldWhy do people accept this? She is trying to get men to jerk off to her.
