Cuckpiggy edition
Fuck Gane.
>>157245946Reminder he's beating Islam, he's his worst match-up by far.>>157245952fuck you bitch
I could beat Ian Garry
Islam said he will take more risks against Garrydaddy. This could he his downfall.
your new name is télumée
>>157245963Islam? Islam will heem.
first
>>157245967Islam will sniff like his life depends on it.
Is mercury in retrograde? Something does feel right spiritually
>>157245971My headaches went away
>>157245970We'll see but I think Islam will finish it. This will not go to decision
*rings bell* télumée we have guests come set the table
>*raises paw*>"hehe pwease don't heem me justin, I quit :3*
>he will lose... THIS TIMESlampapi got them oinkin again
Round 1:Garry lands a few good calf kicks and jabs while Islam applies pressure, Islam lands a few jabs and attempts a takedown but Ian stuffs it. 10-9 GarryRound 2: Islam lands a few body kicks but was outboxed by Ian, Islam completes a double leg at the end of the round but isn’t able to do anything with it. 20-18 GarryRound 3: Garry lands a knee when Islam attempts a takedown, pushes Islam against the cage and TKO’s him with a combination to the body and headAND NEWWWWWWW!
Muzzdaddies got ya leakin, huh?
My mercury's in retrogradeMy mercury's in retrogradeMy mercury's in retrogradeMy mercury's in retrograde
>*succumbs in the thread*
>>157245996islam is not applying pressure or landing jabs on someone so tall and lanky rounds 1 and 2 will end in silence round 3 in jeers 4 in boos and ian will tell us how high his fight iq is at the post presser i honestly fear let's hope the kvassblob has a plan
30 significant strikes19:10 control time0 submission attempts
Just to heemind you all, in a recent interview, Pisslam has admitted that if he gets nervous he will NOT fight to finish and just blob it out.This is brilliant from Miss Ian, he's really upping the cuck attitude and doing the vegan shit so Pisslam isn't even slightly nervous and puts himself in real DANGEROUS walderz
>>157246006
>>157246016Islam only has one way to go which is forwards. Garrydaddy will be the matador.
>>157246018Someone please edit a syringe into kebab's hand and label it with a green skull and crossbones
>>157246026>lambeth england poor kid never stood a chance
>>157246018I think that’s Prichard Colon or another boxer who was bloodclart heemed
>>157245996NAH FUCK THAT!
>>157246032Modern photoshop isn't pirateable or else I would. I'm sorry fellas
>>157246026this stuff is for women
>>157246030don't you mean slamd*ddy
>horoscopes>luke thomas >petaSure smells like bitch in here!
>>157246038https://www.photopea.com/ bud
>>157246039We now know, retroactively, that his astral chart was right and his incel fate couldn’t be avoided.
I'd laugh for days if Garry beats Islam.
New BDSpiggy copes for the next year:>Slamdaddy will lose because he's never faced anyone as tall as Garry before>... ACK!!>Slamdaddy will lose because he's never faced anyone as powerful as Prates before>... ACK!!>Slamdaddy will lose because he's never faced anyone as gay as Morales before>... ACK!!
>>157246026I'm posting song lyrics I don't know what the hell is this
>>157246049I have autism and I don't like changeI have 100s to thousands of hours in potosop and SHAN'T be using something else. Heemsters use my creations to this DAY and I won't disappoint them by using PhotoPEEa
>>157246065It's literally a carbon copy of photoshop herr autist
>>157245996such a retardedly stupid imagination>>157246026idk how to read this shit
>>157246061>Slamdaddy will lose because he's never faced anyone as gay as Morales beforeThis is true though. Big Zesty is seriously gonna give this doo problems if he last minute replaces Machado
Garrydaddy will HEEM
>>157246065why don't you install an old version then you fat fuck t monitoroffsky
bruh imagine thinking pisslam is sticking around for another TWO fights after this
>>157246060It’d be facetious. Derisory, even.
>>157246073télumée you speak when spoken to dear, now set the table the guests are waiting
>>157246080Well what else is he gonna do? Bro has the chance to become the undisputed GOAT.
Why Islam will lose:Short, ugly, Muslim (ew), brown, smellyWhy Garrydaddy will win:Tall, White, Blonde (Aryan), sexy, dark woke mentality, big chip on his shoulders and desperately wants to prove people wrong
>Great-granddaughter of Minerve, first woman of the Guadeloupean branch of the Lougandor family to be freed from slavery in 1848, the elderly Telumée tells the story of her own difficult life and that of her ancestors.harrowing
>>157246080He'll do another title defense which will be against a real contender who'll pull out last second and the replacement will be a can. He'll win that fight, have an emotional speech, thank everybody and then retire. DC will be there, Usman and all the other brazzas will be there too. I'm telling you it's going to be perfect.
This sends the gaped piggies into an epileptic shockSlampapi is here to stay.
>>157246094He’s getting simulated the fuck out and that’ll remind cazzies that weight classes exist for a reason.
reminder that yair is going to chin jean redditlord silva with a question mark kick in round 2
>>157245977Mine are still goin
Isn't it easier to sub lanklets
Reminder that Ian is essentially a taller, heavier, stronger version of Adriano Martins.
I pearsonally would love to see Ilsam beat Moicano again after Gary then retoiring
>>157245977>>157246122the voices in my head are still there, talking sometimes screaming about violence
>>157246026With a powerful Leo emphasis around the Ascendant and Sun, you naturally project confidence, leadership and charisma, while your Capricorn Moon adds discipline, resilience and a drive to achieve
ian garry is going to make a stinker mark my words but is there any more fitting way for the era to end than on a whimper
>>157246137speak when spoken to or you get the flogging
>>157246142>ian garry is going to make a stinkerimplying pisslam wont also make it a stinker
Oh no… making striking risks against Garrydaddy is a bad move… a bad, bad move…
This nigga lookin extra fruity
>>157246135ian cant heem
>>157246141I don't agree I don't disagree
The oinkcord has gone into complete disarray with Usdaddy taking over the LW division I fear...
>>157246154takes two to tango but garry is going to giddy up and adesanya out of range for 3 rounds we know he doesn't care to put on a show and happy to win on points
If Dustbitch Poorier was peaching you up on the feet… Garrydaddy will give you a free seminar
>>157246156i've been saying this ever since this pic came out. He looks like a total twink now
>>157246142>>157246154two of the least willing to stand and bang fraud pussies in the sportwe need some real ones in the title picture
>>157246072This is as far as I got before it became apparent that it is NOT photoshop and every command I know wasn't working. Maybe one day I'll pay Adobe
>>157246168Ok so all them conbined cant touch the GOATs record
A HEEM.
I can already hear Islam’s post fight interview >Alhamdullilah I come to fight this guy come to run away
pisslam will desperately sniff to a control time decision and garry will get violently slimed out with ease in his next fight as is tradition
>>157245955I was thinking Morales would most likely KO Islam based on the sheer size difference alone but he's most likely getting knocked out himself by Prates.
>>157246211By the carlos peaches
>>157246211When has Garry ever been “violently slimmed out with ease”? Kek. Guy’s a zesty cuck but he can fight.
Gary will loight Isalm the fuck up on the feet. Im talking upstairs to downtown julie brown.
>>157246181>every command I know wasn't workingguys like you are a pain in the ass in the industry, one trick ponies that cant use other programs. premiere users are the same
who would garry even fight after islam morales?
>>157246230When has JDM ever been violently slimed out with ease? Well as fate would have it, right after his Islam fight
Me to my homies in da poppin clubz
>>157246236Good thing it was just a hobby and not a job then.Back up doo
>>157246252dat ass is made for dihh
>>157246224prates outranks garrybeit
>>157246230song kenan knocked him down mateprates had him crawling around on the canvas
>>157246259you are made for toiling in the fields and yet here you are, no supper for you télumée
https://www.tapology.com/rankings/6368-top-finnish-fightersKEEEEEEEEEEK
>>157246284tfw you will never finish a finnish
>>157246284nice to see theo and are niko making the list
>>157246284Tuomas "The Tank Engine" is a real MUUUUUUUNSTER, btalmbout he'd peach you up like a B-B-BEAAAAAAST and have your ass on QUEEEEEER street
Y'all still seething at chad homies talking about what hoes they bringing back to the crib kek
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH ABDUL HUSSSEEEEEEEEEEEINOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH ABDUL HUSSSEEEEEEEEEEEIN
>>157246284kek
Abdul hussein is one of their own!
>>157246325you are a literal kv wahrani and more importantly now my slave télumée, don't think you aren't getting beaten
https://www.tapology.com/rankings/6516-top-american-fightersI'm happy with this. I mean Max being number 1 is weird, but I'm happy with the spirit of this
they fear the pizza guy
Michael "The Canadian Badass" Dufort
>>157246331very finnish name
Clitia Topiglet is a raped piggy
>>157246359Many are saying this.
>>157246032image size is kinda a pain when scaling lol
>>157246357>t. télumée the guadeloupean heem pig
>>157246368You better have not been the guy bullying me for being a 1 trick pony and then not even attempting a contrast and blur to match the lower quality image. I swear to GAH doo
Ywn be at a popping club with your homie having a sensational convo
>>157246382don't let them bully you son
>>157246382m8 you didnt even fix the exposure lmao
>>157246284>C*nadaGlass houses, b.
Never thought I'd say this but... gotta respect Clozapig for shitting on the Ganecell
>Best P4P British MMA fighters>Jimi Manure # 3>Arnold Allen # 10
why aren't we discussing gamrot vs salkilld
i like t pretending xe doesn't see the posts
gamrot the chosen one vs sallkilled the minority killer
>>157246397Yeah, I didn't do shit besides downsizing a syringe and giving up because I couldn't hang, (You) however pretended like you were hot shit
Arman rapedsukryn
>>157246403Ahhhhh yes Gamrot, the 40yo prospect
Does anyone know who any of these manlets are?
battle fights at pfl (main event at the bojangles center in charlotte north carolina) on friday thank god for jake paul
>>157246418AAAAAAAAH MY PROSTATE IS MOVING ALL ON IT'S OWN HELP ME BRAZZAS
>>157246428idk but Alexa Grasso is hot
>>157246428They've all had entertaining fights though at the very least.Also the audacity of no Lopes
>>157246410i ate a snack while doing the edit in gimp, one handed and it's still better than yours lol. fuck ive i gave a fuck id draw it out and stylize the entire thing, then bring it into blender for a quick animation using grease pencil
>>157246439*cracks whip* fields now!
>>157246445>fuck ive i gave a fuck id drawYou're seething, please stop. It's not a competition brazza you no dis
>>157246454id drag you to deep waddas b
>>157246445SAY YOU'RE READY!>>157246454SAY YOU'RE READY!FIGHT!
i have a "french"orrhoid on my téluméehole
>>157246483>>157246490FIGHT BACK!
>>157246483>>157246496
>>157246428Moggly
>>157246483>SAY YOU'RE READY!>no, i am not ready what happens next?
>>157246483>SAY YOU'RE READY!RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>157246510STOP, STOP, IT'S OVA
>>157246519Don't look at England's, there a fucking chinaman on there
i think she's actually hurt tb h
you must have never heard of Juha-Pekka "The Hyperborean" Korhovirtamäkihämäläinen. 339-0, all fiinishes. the Swedish govenment wiped his existance from the internet in a fit of envy.
>>157246519I mean that's a good list on paperbut WE poached AGPereira WE poached MoicanoWE WILL be poaching Pratesand Mexico poached Lopes
>>157246518>>157246517the joke is that this is what one of the referees was saying during last week's legendary PFL event
>>157246510why filipinos are so powerful?
>>157246532>>157246532
>>157246532Isn't he half and half?
>>157246543no it wasn't
>>157246549the state of you mate
>>157246545>Lerone MurphyWhy does anyone rank this fraud? His best win is a turbo washed Josh Emmett
>>157246557are you sure huh?huh? huh? didnt think so
>>157246543*cracks whip* fields now!
*raises paw*Why does America, Mexico, Brazil, UK, and Australia have so many good fighters but Canada is just Mike Malott?
>>157246557I don't care what the truth is
>>157246560Fairs
>>157246569All those countries also have either castratos or fags.
>>157246569canada is like a really really soft guy, he doesn't like confrontations
Interesting khamzat still counts, is he rvrn a russian citizen?
kanada is bitch made
jasmine jasudavicius is the only good canadian fighter
>>157246588mate these lists are all fan made
whoah we don't claim that
>>157246368final edit, need to get back into the cage. if you guys have any requests let me know, ill check later
Frankly all these lists prove to me is that YTBOYZ and YThispanics are the best fighters on this planet and it's probably why Spammy had to switch from the Blackbull gimmick and start pretending that the dagestanis were black
>>157246588>Nemkov above PavFucking retarded shit.
>>157246581What?
>>157246604Wow you wasted 2 hours doing this subpar shit job when grok could do 1000x better it in 2 milliseconds. Food for thawlt.
>>157246617He's getting 10-8'd by The Finnish Freak right now, so just let him say dumb shit
>>157246617America Jon Jones fag.Mexico all fags by vertue of being mexican.Brazil Oliveira fag.UK tomala castrato and fag.Need I say more?
well I fucking pissed myself again
>>157246060I strongly sense we are about to witness Islam’s humiliation ritual. Expect wrong vibes come fight week.
>>15724662510-7 he isn't moving what fuckry are you on ref
ian garry is brave and stunning
Finland has never had a decent fighter ever
Khabib NIGGERmagedov
>>157246637Sorry, I'm Sal D'amato and I'm not a ref, I'm a prestigious judge
I can see Ian Garry doing some gay shit like helping the ref raise Islam's hands or something like saying cringe shit before leaving
>>157246638how do you feel about soccer kicking the "french" thing while it's down with me, as a... fri...en..d....
>>157246647Bruh you can't be saying dat shii smfh
>>157246643now this is fighting
>>157246658The janny lichurally never gets mad at or heems the Italian. He's a P4P king
>>157246643they don't make men like they used to
>>157246517You win by default. It amazes me that fighters don’t do that more often.
Dont. Push. Me. Cuz. I'm. Close. To. The. Heem.I'm. Trying. Not. To. Zeem. My. Meng.That's a hit.
>>157246647i'm black and proud
*whip cracks furiously*
if Ian Garry loses will he change his nickname to "The Past"?
These doos kissed for 4 minutes straightI'm thinking I'm ready to KNUCKLE UP
>>157246666We are weaker than our fathers.
Ian Gapedry will never be a champion since Usdaddy is taking over ww after slampapi retires I fear.
>>157246682I can understand till going into bare knuckle because he was a bum but why would yoel
>>157246695Free money
>>157246669did you know that the ketchup song is spanish people trying to do sugarhill gang i'm not lying look into it said a hip hop the hippie to the hippiethe hip hip ahop and you don't stop rockinto the bang bang the boogie say up jump the boogieto the rhythm of the boogie the beatmadness
>>157246682The brain on the guy in front of Yoelito ZAMN
>>157246699why wouldn't he just join a wrestling promotion or even fucking misfits boxing
>>157246687I'd whoop my dad's ass franklyProbably yours too, the little FUEL
I’d let her peg me desu
>>157246717this reminds me I need to masturbate
>>157246712Your current dad or your dad in his prime?
meta rankings are based
>>157246723I applaud this post. In all probability, your finest work yet.
>>157246665Got instaheemed once for posting Dustin in the nigger rape room waiting for niggers to get raped
WALMART FIGHT ALERT>>157246728Both, my dad doesn't have as deep of a toolkit as me and would be in real deep walderz
>>157246708He trains with Perry who is in BKFC it's not complicated
>>157246643>There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.>He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.>He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.>The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.>Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself.
>>157246701Cheeky Girls las ketchup is all I know of the ketchup song
>>157246747What if your dad is more of a dog than you, b? What if he sees a deeper shade of red?
>>157246769Then he's gonna have to contend with a wicked butterfly guard game and will be forced to call me Janny when I sweep him up
>>157246777Honestly? Respect.
democrat heemed silly in hawaiihttps://x.com/KarluskaP/status/2084618395736031263
>>157246789What's your gameplan for heeming your father on sattaday nite?
Our sexy Slamspaddy will be raping another Pigclitty and there’s no stopping him I fear… We might as well neuter our TWPiglets like Tomala before muzdaddies make us all oink and squirt for them!
plant based food is the future
>>157246796I’m more cunning than him so I’d go for one eyepoke in each eye before the good old reliable nutshot. He’d never see that coming.
>>157246795Howlie boy?
>>157246795Demodaddies get Oinknald’s dementia dookie drenched pigclitty leaky I’m afraid
>>157246810Cows eat grass, so in many ways we’re all vegans.
>>157246340>belal, cory, khalil, and brendan allen in the top 10
Finland doesn't have any good figh-ACK!
>>157246824Haole
>>157246795BJ esque
>>157246795Yet another peaheaded man gets heemed sleepy. Many such cases.
>Ilia is ga-ACK!
>This is normal behavior all homies do at da club you bigot!>t. that one coping faggot
>>157246855To be fair it was mostly just one Dutch gay guy coping
>>157246855lay off the gay porn buddy
at the end of the day, gay or no gay, topuria lost and gaethje won. end of story
if you look at pisslam's record he basically just fights manlets. he got an in into the welterweight division by fighting the one undersized ww who got lucky because belol made it to the belt somehow. the biggest guy he fought was dookie dan in the ye old days. I think ian is going to win a decision by just kicking from range and moving laterally.
>This is how a normal heterosexual man dresses ya fuckin CHUD!
>>157246870*cracks whip* fields now!
>>157246870And Gayne lost.
>>157246877He’s a metrosexual like Ronaldo
tiramisu vs nutella cake
>umm akshually showing affection to your blood brother is the same as Clitia being BBC cum sponge in an ibiza fetish club!
>>157246892bro that pic is crazy
>>157246881…the losing contest.
>>157246881This is just a straight up lie
>>157245946
>>157246874I generally agree with this, but I'm not sure if I'd call JDM undersized, he just fought JDM like a bitch in halfguard for 25 minutes while Jackamo screamed in abject terror.
>>157246855Bro didn’t have to grab his hand like that.
>>157246874I'll ask claude
>>157246877a wifebeater? yeah
>>157246901Why do you keep posting this, we've known before it even happened that it's costing them money to have the whitehouse event
>>157246902He’s definitely undersized against the giganiggas of ww like Morales, Ian, Prates, Shaved Cat and Buckley. I don’t think that he stands a chance against any other than Buckley, tb h.
>>157246881unlikely allies in the fog of war veli
No straight man wears a neckerchief btw
>>157246909you'll get to the fucking fields is what you'll do télumée
>>157246934Its different when yuor on ectasy and european and tasting your friends meng as a pre meng apperief fro yuor other friends meng. Respectfully.
>>157246934It's an ASCOT
Things change, Old Testament to King James
I want to like Ian the cuck I wanted to listen to that podcast where he said that gay shit about women but he is just unbearable, still I hope he wins
I knew when gooby said he was busting niggas' zygomatic arches in camp he was going to lose. Beating up your training partners is a massive cope to compensate for lack of confidence going into a fight.
>>157246940Fucking kek
>>157246855if they were children they’d just be boys, mamas boys perhaps, as meds often are, but boys nonetheless. but since they are men, we ascribe sexual identity to it too
>>157246934he's from spain pal. how do you know what they wear?
>>157246962Clitia is a Caucasoid
>>157246874Claude says : Size claim is overstated — only Garry, Morales and Prates are truly big, and Islam already outgrappled JDM. Shavkat is the real threat; Prates/Morales carry puncher's risk. Garry loses.
>>157246956Cucks are an acquired taste
>>157246855*to the toon of "up in da club"*MENGS IN MY ASS
>>157246934if you haven't seen christiane f fellow neckerchief enthusiast detlef plays love interest to the protagonist and spoilers gets it up the "french" at the end of the moviebirds of a feather?
We actually need Garry to win because it will root the seething incels out of the sport
>>157246968The Black Sea is essentially the Mediterranean.
>>157246962Clitia MAPiglet is not allowed around little boys
Garry is gonna beat the fear of Christ inside of Islam allahmudillah piss be upon him
dana white is parasitically sabotaging the pedophile ari emmanuel by making the ufc terrible. respect
Just put four canadians in the hospital for looking in the very cardinal direction facing me
>>157246981Homosexuals on the other hand
If Abturo was based he would style himself like Mr Candy
>>157246998It's not, but even if it was, he's talmbout the race not the sea
>>157246998that's why they're IC2s
what evil looks like.......
>>157247002Is Miss Ian even a Christian
>>157247013that's a confirmed black you're talking to i'm trying to smoke it out of the thread
I’m gonna Garry her anyway
>>157247024Women are whores
The same people who think that MMA is homosexual are the ones saying Godpuria is gay for physically touching another human male. It's fucking pathetic and they're obviously queers projecting their own faggotry into everything -thank god these sorts won't reproduce!
Clitia’s BDSM bacon bussy got bricked up for Garthdaddy’s gaping sadly
>>157247024that's pretty based actually. he essentially made prates his bitch.
>>157247029It depends if his woife is
Ian Garry fell deeply in love with a whore… and that’s okay!
Ah yes so Ddp is Mediterranean as well, I see
Ilia "BBCpiggy" Apturo
bunny teeth are the cutest
>>157247017They’re both in the Sotadic Zone and share the same traits.>>157247018Let’s not go there, b.
>>157247061>T on his throatWhat the fuck did he mean by this?>>157247037idk about this>>157247051you make me sick
>>157247049This post is missing something
Has there ever been a bigger aura loss in MMA?
>>157247049This doo really copied conor by buying an XXXXL cup so it looks like he's got a fat hanging dink. I don't understand why people don't realize even if you got a heavyweight pecker, it can still squish up inside a regular cup. I don't even know who they make cups like this for. Who got long balls?
Ilia Topuria might be a homosexual… does this matter? No! Elton John was gay!
>>157247067ydk about a lot of stuff namely labor now get to it
>>157247060Apturo never tongued his coach
Hmmmm I think it will end within two rounds
>>157247064It is a separate body of water with its own distinct geography, lower salt levels, and a deep layer with no oxygen
people need to stop being so partisan and just accept that UFC Champion Ian Garry would be fucking funny.
I don’t really see how ilia being gay changed the X’s and O’s Of mixed martial arts
>i want four roundstold you
That was an innocent interection driven mostly by the fact that the music was too loud
It's over.
>>157247088So he wants to be dominated for 4 rounds before the comeback heem? Cinema.
>>157247093They already have accepted it. It's just spammy doing his cuck gimmick.True heemers already know that the final dying breath of the Brazza era being dinked by an insufferable soigoblin cuck is the funniest possible outcome
It's a human signWhen things go wrongWhen the scent of her lingersAnd temptation's strongCold, cold heartHardened by you (oh)Some things look better, babyJust passin' through (no, no, no, no, no)
Uh mmm topiglet sissies??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Ian “Machado Garry” Rogan.
>>157246915A company paying to host an event for a special occasion upsets him since it doesn't line up with his anticapitalist stances
>>157247110he's going to izzy around for 4 rounds it will be a dire fight and he'll celebrate by trying us how good of a fight iq he has mark my words
She packed my bags last night, pre-flightZero hour, 9 a.m.And I'm gonna be high as a kite by thenI miss the Earth so much, I miss my wifeIt's lonely out in spaceOn such a timeless flightand I think it's gonna be a long, long time(Ooh) 'til touchdown brings me 'round again to find(Ooh) I'm not the man they think I am at homeOh, no, no, no (ah)I'm a rocket manRocket man burnin' out his fuse up here alone
as a muslim from dagestan I can't help but root for Islam
>Garry says 4 rounds>Islam says 3 roundsI say 2 rounds.
>>157246519
>>157247124I don’t mind, honestly. I like Islam as well but Ian as a champion would make every upcoming title fight all the more interesting.
B-b-b Bennie and the jets
Shut up before I ankle pick you
>>157247143If he wins he will not submit Garry
>>157247157Maricón
Tung tung tung sahur or Udin din din dun, /heem/?
>>157247172Werdum getting mad at Tony and insulting him in spanish not knowing Tony speaks 0 spanish at all is funny tbhfam
Bro it’s going to be an attribute episode all over again, so obviousA “there’s a reason why we have weight classes” every other fucking post after the fight happens
>>157247150yes it would be excellent storytelling as well for the brazza era to end on a snoozer and garry is so repulsive a figure he'll be a great antagonist as champion let's see what happens
>>157247176Essentaily hap or ace
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run awayRun away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away
THE jalin turner has weighed in
Imagine being Hector Topturro right now
Round round baby, round round, spinning out on meI don't need no man, got my kicks for freeAnd we'll ride, still fired on the beat down lowI don't need nobody but my honey's when I goRound baby, round round, spinning out on meI don't need no man, got my kicks for free
>>157247213you think this nigga cries when he shits?
>>157247184How did that work for Jalin Turner? or Michel Pereira when he fought that tiny Canadian manlet
télumée is my prag and i'm renting out if there are buyers
Never underestimate the power of the dark woke Irishman
who is guru rooting for?
>>157247219This is oddly specific, especially for an ESLI'm now under the assumption that you're speaking from experience
I had honosexual sex with Ilia Topuria in a Barcelona night club back in '95
>>157247244I cry when I wake up in the morning
>>157247242The fans
>>157247244see >>157247232it often weeps while shitting sadly
Machado Garry-Machado 2026
>>157247224Yeah but neither of them are Ian Garry though, who’s known to fight cautiously. Islam will be forced to play the pressure game against a guy who can simply get away easier because he’s bigger, and his footwork is better too. The necessary skill gaps for Islam to easily overcome the attribute differences don’t seem wide enough for me
>>157247219are you saying hes pooing
This lil nigga is growing on me, maybe him becoming champ wouldn't be so bad after all
>>157247261I think you're lostWe started out in Skill > AttributesContrarians started harping on about Attributes > skillsReality hit and we're back in the correct worldview that $icknasty skillz pay the billz.Ian will win though, but not because HE BIGG?!?!?!?
kvatso and the autists had better have cooked up something good ian is a narcissist on the path to gold and they have physics stacked against them
>>157247272>Islam loses to a gay, vegan, cuck, IrishmanThe storyline literally couldn’t be better
>>157247272asylum seeker
>>157247268No. That's not what I'm saying.>>157247286Do you think we'll have a wave of 14yo becoming full blown cucks and vegans?
>>157247297>we'llYour country doesn't even have french people anymore, dawg
look guys it's "france" with another atrocious post with stupid questions or a reddit cap wow
>>157247110you can clearly see the influence of rocky edwards in the sport, everyone wants to be like him.
>>157247302he is a literal migrant, dawg
>>157247279I don’t know what you’re on or what you’re presuming you and I are even on the same page aboutIn my view, the skills will matter but Ian Garry has the attributes and the skillset to overcome Islam who will have fewer effective windows to apply his own skillsSo when Ian likely wins, people will go “there’s a reason why there are weight classes mannn” which is mostly correct but an oversimplification too. But then again, it’s correct enough to be the essence of what may happen if Ian wins
Charlie Olives said Garry will win
>>157247305>That feel when the Peeon Smegwards era is done and he will be put away in the first round by Uros Muhdick on a subpar fightnight
I’m not even memeing, Garry can break Islam with brutal calf kicks.
do NOT watch the leaked islam makhachev sex tape with one of his training partners. respect their privacy until this is all sorted out.
>>157247305peeon won me money in the title rematch because no one thought he'd win by split or majority decision for some reason
>>157247315Sounds like fence sitting horseshit on whether the skills or 'butes are what's truly important here.I'll say this though, Pisslam isn't le blast double man. He's extraordinarily good at gripping a leg or ankle to ground you and Miss Ian is all leg.
So topuria is gay?
>>157247330ian is a lot more than just leg and he is long and bendy plus a confirmed worm when he wants to keep a fight in his favor he will literally circle around close in jab circle around if they clinch he'll get out and rinse and repeat until round 4 as promised by garry himself
>>157247272Plant based doesn't mean vegan
Garry by Masterclass
>>157244386
What will be the piglet cope when Slamdaddy puts on another flawless masterclass on a clueless piggy?
>>157247302i don't care ma nigga and even if I was 100% french I still wouldn't care>>157247353ok nerd
layla is probably a good albeit sad heem and the show isn't worth the effort to get in
>>157247366>even if I was french
Suffering from satantical siren csll
If yuo guys loike pinball look up visual pinball. I just came myself
>>157247330It’s not fence sitting in the slightest. You got two people who have similar ways they comprehend approaching the fight. Two guys who are going to have some of the best skills in their division. And only one of them has the attribute advantage. What wins out?I think you’re overly invested in each fighter’s skill sets where they’re strong, but skills actually matter much more where they’re likely to be met and applied in the cage. The fact that Ian actually has quicker footwork than Islam himself, compounded by his taller frame is going to be the primary issue for Islam here. Islam may only get a few key windows to try and take Ian down. On top of that, islam will have to pressure, which opens him up more to being hit from a guy who can hit him further awaySo yes, attributes will be the key decider here. The real misunderstanding is weighing out one factor as being fundamentally superior to the others. Attributes matter in the bum leagues since you can get hapsploded on. Technique matters in the top 15. Gameplanning matters at contendership and championship bouts. But more often than not, at the top it’s just a question sometimes of who’s the better athlete assuming they’re competitive in their respective approaches
Yes, I'm vegan. Yes, I could heem your shit with ease. Problem?
>>157247366Specificity shouldn't upset you.
>>157247371ok tough guy
I think everyone is forgetting just how good Pisslam's legkicks have gottenIan seems like the kind of guy that can get compromised right away if anything goes astray from his idea of what should happen. I mean just look how gaped he got by Prates when the fight veered off from his set course.
Nice and flowy ye?
>>157247385I would hope you can heem shit
Footwork - GarryStriking - GarryMentality - GarryRange - GarryIQ - Garry
the "french"tard would be a lot less insufferable if he could just hold an L but for some strange and dare i suggest pathological reason he is unable to it, it's weird given his whole gimmick is unlovable loser
>even if I was 100% french
OHHHHH HE'S HURT
The daddygerian mind broke clozatroon I fear...
>>157247399A whiteboy with motion in Lafayette proved he wasn't French a week or 2 ago. He himself has now confirmed it. Sad!
>>157247386It didn't upset me, I was just saying things to say things.>>157247385not me kid, not me
>>157247408he denies nafri
The Lafeyete Legend bouncing on it crazy style. Let's go for that.
Islam via an incredibly controversial 48-47 where he gets given randomly rounds based on control time even though that isn't supposed to matter anymore
>>157247411i could have told you for free b rats always get caught yeah
>>157247407Damn what an sick ass whipping, hit that niqqa micht the corckscrew blow and all
Why does it matter what I am? I don't care
>>157247432
tap out you stupid little cocksucker my arms are tired and they won't ring the bell until you do
Guru has announced that he is making SuGuru merch with Sean O Malley
I want Islam to win because I want skill and hardwork to overcome genetics but I also want the cuck vegan to win because of the implication. Cornelian dilemma
>>157247432you just post too much b. they're getting a little annoyed so theyre just making fun of you now
>suguru don't want to know but it sounds sweet to the ear
these last few days I've been unable to have more than 5 hours of sleep It's like i've become unheemable
>>157247454Sugar and Guru merch will be Neggflix. Can’t wait to wear a SuGuru T to go with my Guru beanie.
>>157247452also tell him he needs to tap out or throw in the towel i'm not paid by the hour here
>>157247452>they'reit's just the same nigga who's on my dick so much griding my balls so much my balls turned to dust and his ass is as wide as the highway.
islam has a better chance against morales right now imo
>>157247458do they do condoms (magnum xl size)
100 Islam Makachev vs 1ian Garry who win?
i think cum saturday night we'll be very surprised by how quickly ian gets finished
>>157247462You probably look very similar to Ariel Helwani
>>157247477Not even close. If I grow my beard out and shave my head I'll probably look close to a brazza
>>157247462C'est vraiment un constat que ça s'est fortement dégradé en l'espace de peu de temps, on le voit rien qu'au nombre de posts
thick as pigshit is ole "frenchie">>157247468you're just fishing now
>>157247481So Ariel Helwani?
>>157247482did you type this yourself? the first part is incorrect. Also you're wrong, my posts are great>>157247488does ariel look like a brazza?
Jdaddywani got the polpiglets queefin' again
Summer of 1992, when the coke was pure
enters the thread
>>157247499you're being replaced by the new guy b, sad to say, he tones it down a lot more than you and gets more (You)s per threadviva la "france"!
atheist vegan weirdo cuck beating up islam and becoming world champion would genuinely be fucking hilarious
>>157247407early stoppage
>>157247498>does ariel look like a brazza?A skinny one yes
>>157247423I need yuo to stop
HEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSSSSS...BAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKK
>>157247399Remember the French OOOOOOHHHHHH schizo? Now that was a proper poster.
>>157247520ian and sean proving atheism is the most powerful religion in the world
need an image done from substance where spams is demi moore and "france" is the younger skirttimes are a changing bappas
>>157247528this nigga never retired because hewanted to, he retired because he had to
>>157247528>does Ariel look like a brazza he says
>>157245946this pigga is gonna beat pisslam 48-47?
>>157247529i will never forget his brief stint on the streets living out his citroen after assaulting some random women and getting evicted, he must have been wifi hopping to post here they don't make men like they used to b
>>157247554afraid so
>>157247544he retired to save lives>>157247546ok ok i get it relax now
talmbout the frenchie whod always post porn? bbbbbeast of a cawlntender
>>157247558>>157247570is that the same guy? was wondering where that sex pest got to, pound for pound worst poster here imo, not sad to see him gone
dis retard heemed himself
>>157247529That guy was awesome
>>157247576he got committed like twice at least once he was posting from some nutfarm out in the guadeloupes i would 1000% prefer him posting mj and dmx lyrics in between news updates from the sex trade to the current faggot ngl
>ynr the german that sent dick pics to his underage nieceI wonder what all the bona fide deranged posters are doing now.
>>157247601An book really needs to be written about /weem/
Now come on get itCome on and get with itGet on with itCome on get itCome on and get with itGet on with it
>>157247582Heart attack
Hoenstly? Toongeek Swede saved my fucking loife
my favorite poster is easily the swede. He has great timing
>>157247601in fact in loving memory of are ooooh frenchie>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0ZYjJ-yWO8>>157247601was that the same nigga taking an express train to having a heart attack
Caprison (wilting rose emoji)
didn't mean to @ you twice b>>157247627no one asked
>>157247629I think so, but there were many Germs and every single one seemed peculiar in a way of his own.
>>157247631>wilting rose
alright heem it's time for me to retire for the night. Hopefully yall have a great evening in my absence. Shout out to the homies who gave me the confidence to keep going no matter what
>>157247608Some Aussie made his dissertation about /heem/. I don’t remember what it was about, though.
i remember the germ who was obsessed with drake from drake and josh and constantly avatarfagged as him
There ain't no stoppin'This train got us rockin'Come on and get on with us now yeahThere ain't no stoppin'This train, it got us rockin'Come on and get it on with us now
>>157247608it would be quite dostojevskiesque in character count
>>157247650*shits and pisses*
THE LIST HAS DROPPED
https://youtube.com/watch/MWBrYfcFJuA
>>157247528>Bochniak broke this doo 7 years ago
Imagine being such a loser that you are subscribed to the Guru AND have notifications turned on
Let's get this train on rockin' There ain't no way we stoppin'Let's get this train on rockin'If you want on then come on and get on with it
>>157247682The straight terror part how he punch was so cold
>>157247708Alright man
>>157246544
listening dj krush feeling my inner unc
>>157247738>>157247717>>157246544I feel like a jacked Taiwanese boy could probably fuck em up
Let's turn it up a little bit, vibe are a little low
Filipinos literally eat garbage
Garry was literally taking full power combos from Prates on the ground and never went out, guy is a beast
>>157247717who's the skirt in the back
>>157247760Post him throwin dat shi' back
Muay Filippino
there's unironically nothing wrong with being vegan
>>157247776This but ironically
Toke a big splif of some good sensimelia
>>157247776it's much worse that they changed amppari without telling people tbdesu
we WILL see the first yaw yan based champion one day, but he'll probably not be filipino
heem is cool
>>157247787He'll be a country boy from West Virgina
>>157247776yes, there is something unironically wrong with a diet that requires (i.e. not optional in case your brain can't comprehend) supplementation, which is B12. there is no way or any type of mental logic gymnastics you can do to get around that simple fact. you need that nutrient or else you will get permanent brain damage and eventually die. there's no debate here by the vegan community either; they know they have to either inject or take a supplement of the vitamin.
>>157247776Aside from being very detrimental to your health? Agreed 100% b
>>157247843Pretty sure that’s an over exaggeration
>>157247843what's wrong with supplements?
Kings change, a testament to old James
>>157247924Supplement this mate*heems you*
I dont eat my supplements piece by peace I boof that shit hole playa
Iykyk
i just sold my screenplay "ciryl gane: man or machine?" to paramount for 8 million dollars, of which i will be donating 99% to gane university
>>157245952
>>157247904are you healthier than ian garry? exactly.
>>157247947>I boof that shitholeESL is BASADO
>>157247948Hoenstly? Respect. An cold colt out of an freezer? In an word? Mm. If I had an freezer id still do it
>>157247991Mentally? Yes, that's why I have a monogamous relationship with someone who is in their 20's and doesn't rule my sad life. Probably because of animal proteins
>>157247843your diet requires a not optional supplementation of b12 through beef liver. what’s the difference between getting it through a sublingual lozenge and beef liver except that the former is orders of magnitude cheaper by gram and also more ethical
>ethics of eating beeflol faggot
i accept you’re concession
i know i got a 12 inch beef frank between my legs but that does not make me a concession
>>157247999b you frequent a general full of unhinged freaks talmbout gaped bacon bussies i fear
didn’t ask your boyfriends name
>>157248054It's fun
anime
Hey guyyysss
New >>157193624
alright guys it's almost time to use those good posts you've been saving for a few threads. i better see them right at the top of the new. and they better be about combat sports.
Popping clubs are loud y'all reaching
>>157248104Popping your boyz is loud and I AM reaching if you catch my motherfucking drift
>>157248104>he doesn’t communicate through sign language with his homiesFound the goof.
Last time I tried to save the day and make the thread, some goof did a low effort one 4 seconds before me. Someone do it
Gotchu b>>157248205
