SERIE A MATCHDAY 1>Saturday, August 22, 202618:30 Udinese – Como18:30 Infami – Monza20:45 Parma – Cagliari20:45 Genua – Napoli>Sunday, August 23, 202618:30 Venezia - Lecce18:30 Frosinone - Juventus20:45 Torino - Bbilan20:45 Atalanta - Sassuolo>Monday, August 24, 202618:30 Bologna – Lazio20:45 Roma - FiorentinaReminder to knock on the VAR room door, surround the referee during basic decisions, meet Giorgio in the San Siro backrooms and hire another lawyer.Gravina -> >>157222252
Nihao
negru
This cannot continue unpunished.
>>157254426the best punishment we can impose is the 2027 rosa camuna award to the athlete who threatened the best
stay mad jjfuckers
>meanwhile, in the Italian Parliament..
>>157254489wtf Meloni was Makima all along?!?
GIANNI INFANTINO PROPOSES TO MOROCCO TO HOST THE 2030 WORLD CUP FINAL IN EXCHANGE FOR SUPPORT TO REMAIN FIFA PRESIDENT!
>>157254509I didn't think he could be even more based, but it turns out...
noslin could be a good player if he wasn't a shitter
>>157254489Now they're ready to officiate a Serie A game
World Cup final in Ceuta: who says no?
Somehow found a pic of Scotterrone’s garden
>>157254144Chameleo for schizomaxxxing
doppietta di ratkov ?! be afraid, be very afraid fras
>Jonathan David's departure is crucial. Juventus need to convince him to leave Turin in order to free up space in the squad and reduce the wage bill.>Spalletti wants a backup striker for Kolo Muani someone with different characteristics to David. At the moment, Juventus have plenty of attacking options: Kolo Muani, David, Milik and Ekhator. t. Roccheo Agresti
Just remembered Ekhator
>>157254611
>date Nicky Pasarella>grab Gio by the waist and she happily goes with it>make her do Fortnite dancesDid manlets win after all?
mo zacca cant even hit penals on target, just take the armband off him
>playing sana as a striker gatusso see's the game in 6 dimensions
>>157254770kys carnavals
>Lukaku is at it again: a few months on, he has failed to report for pre-season training with Napoli following the post World Cup break. The Belgian player intends to seek a transfer, following his agent’s comments a few weeks ago about his unwillingness to accept a role as a backup
>super el niño inbound >carnevals doesn't buy or sell any playerswell played grimvali well played
>>157255995Carnevals should sign him
Inter, el Cuti Romero deal is off. The board changes plans, setting a budget to sign his replacement: el Curi Renato
>Cuti Romero, Inter's not moving forward. Everything is blocked by Pavard, Asllani and Frattesi…anyone on the market looking for shitters?
also saw a replay of the era. augusto touches blackies arm. both his feets go out under him.
>still seething for a summer friendlytop wew
Business idea: Umbrella Corp summer cup, the man of the match gets a t-virus injection
>>157256648TIM-virusleon mckennieatalanta wong
>>157256387the san luca landfill site is always open
>>157256387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBXn890CAc
Rachel weisz in the mummy
Twinkazzo punched in the tummy
Twinkazzo eating my cummy
apple thief likes book thief more news at 11
Did you know that most popular form of non-migration related tourism in Switzerland is euthanasia tourism?
>>157255628Oh boy we are back to the cycle of>beg for a transfer to get a bigger salary>force your way out into new club while burning bridges with the old one>play 3 games well>kiss the badge, say you see this club as your new home>1 season passes, start playing like shit>beg for a transfer to get a bigger salaryLiterally the only good relationship a club can have with Lukaku is to have him be your 1 season purple patch loan, anything else is just wasting money
[redacted] almost swapped him fro Dybala
sleep tight /coopraiders/
Posted a link to the watchparty in the usual place, see you there!
pre-ordererd Once Human for PS5
>Memory capacity for all of 2027 has reportedly been booked and sold, with no more DRAM or HBM available
>>157258746Biggest surprise is that it hadn’t been sold already lole
>>157258222heh
my favourite moment from last night was the ngubu on ngubu violence at the endi have no idea if that was considered a good game or not but still will be better than anything we get from perf """""glory""""" this season
Amplifico mufa
>>157260788any photos?it was pretty meh game. milan couldnt do anything so inter could just play easy too.
fabbrica calling
oof romero to atletico
Top kek sfinter has 0 pull
I'm only going to be sad when Paolo Conte passes away
>>157263327If nothing else, they've always got the wiretapping department
>PSG would buy Suzuki and then loan him to Juventus.Imagine your club becoming the B team of a foreign club kek, finaccia
add it to the filters
KONAMI Wiretapping Department in memory of Giuliano Tavaroli
>>157263525Well Jewe has always been Inter's B team so what's the difference, a century long cucksthey die like pigs too by voting rightoids who just leave them broke as fuck kekekeikikikikokokokkekekekekikikiokokokok
https://x.com/SebC__/status/2085253756040442215And this is supposed to be shitaly's biggest talentozzo? what a fallimentozzo!
>>157263293real niggardly hours
That backpack? it's a 5L one
I’d keep going until I produced a grand total of 5l before kicking her out if you know what I mean
>>157263849There really is no limit to the number of L's that a Duccio can produce
>>157263293>>157263525Strisciate demmerda status?
>Inter renew its interest in Federico Chiesa. Oaktree approves the potential deal’s reasonable costs, the club management will gauge the player’s interest
niggas are posting old women now
imagine buying Chiesa in 2026 just to field him as a fucking wingback lmao
grim
>>157263849Those are the best type of tits btw
>he is NOT gattimaxxing
>>157264024how old is too old?
>serie ass starts in 16 days>there has been less signing than at my book release party>No banta in sightomega ded league
>>157264285please have some respect for the deceased
https://x.com/rockstargames/status/2085335127287030232>Netflix paid for a 6 hour exclusivity window for an “extended” trailerWhat even is this grim corpo reality
>>157264285PLEASE watch our league!
>>157264302Shut the fuck up commie
>>157264302that's a big trailer indeedhow much for a 'Premium Porch Access'?
Business idea: Willem II x Leopold II affiliation
>Rafael Leão refused to sign a Galatasaray shirt that was givven to him by a turkish fan.FC Porto are aware of Santiago Giménez's situation and are considering what to do next. >Swiss Nati star Embolo has been offered to both AC Milan and Napoli.Hurt my neck in the gym again. I can barely move my head. Also bought a new cheap suit for next week.Also also grande Rafa!
>Leeds, alongside Man United and Arsenal, were offered the chance of signing AC Milan winger Leao. All refused due to concerns over his work rate and mentality, with one executive reportedly going as far as to say players like him don’t have a place in the modern game anymore.Get ready to learn Arabic buddy
>>157263805Is this Coomceicao or that Bosnegru?
>>157264302We're watchpartying this and starting said watchparty before [redacted] joins via the Indeed link, right?
>>157264285ded league, ded sborrt as some would say
>>157260788you missed a moment after the final whistle when Modric walked up to Calhanoglu and laughed while rubbing top of Calha's head lel
>>157264536The 4K WEB-DL will probably be up way before the YouTube one is for us piracy chads
>>157264775But it won't be as fun as making /seriea/-related shitposting on the fly
Mauro Ikari
>Following FIGC’s repeated refusal to disclose the documents proving whether or not Inter was eligible to enter the leagues and identifying the individuals who controlled Inter, the Fondazione Jdentità Bianconera lodged an appeal with the Italian Regional Administrative Court (TAR). The Regional Administrative Court upheld the JB Foundation’s appeal, setting a hearing date and ordering the FIGC to provide the foundation with the aforementioned documents at short notice.
>>157258144You missed one crucial part>Get an injury that keeps you out at least for a month and somehow gain 30 more kilos
>Rocchi-gate: the investigation into sports fraud allegedly designed to favour Inter has been referred to the Milan Prosecutor’s General Office, which will have five months to examine the request to dismiss the case made by the Prosecutor’s General Office regarding the alleged sports fraud involving former referee coordinator Gianluca Rocchi and Inter. The Prosecutor’s Office may also consider whether to exercise its power to take over the investigation, in order to assume responsibility for the proceedings. Whilst a judge for preliminary investigations will assess the request to dismiss the case against Rocchi, it falls now to Milan’s Deputy Attorney General, Luca Poniz, to scrutinise the reasoned order to dismiss the case against Inter, as the club is under investigation under Law 231 (administrative liability of legal entities).
Just on my way home and I saw Robert Pattinson sitting in the sun, on a bridge, wearing the new pink Jj kit, his legs leisurely dangling over the edge as the quit water below drifted by
>>157265103real san luca, reggio calabria hours
can't believe the only real beef in these threads is jjfags vs sfinteristi, are the other tifosi even trying?
>>157265551The comatose state of the other sets of supporters is only broken when Juventus is involvedIt is an unwritten law of calcio thermodynamics
>Aston Villa is close to signing Matteo Ruggeri from Atlético Madrid. A €38 million offer and a massive salary of €5 million per year
>Former footballer Carragher on Salah, who has joined Trabzonspor: “He could have played in Serie A. I was convinced he’d end up at Milan.”
Why is ram still so expensive?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QjoNyvnzTmg
*squats Italianously*
https://x.com/figc/status/2085352759897772538>A new FIGC training course for those who want to pursue a coaching careerHow many years until a /seriea/ poster is working as a coach in Serie A/B/C?
>>157266247who can realistically stop the bizona 5-5-5?
somehow...bonucci returned
>>157266247i hope there are some academic credits for the snitches, wiretappers, blackmailers of the refereeing staff, third world fifth columnists and scoundrels who can get hold of passports all too easily. there needs to be a level playing field to promote the dimwits.
Not a single mercato rumor singe Kolo Muani spawned. It's over. Calcio is finished.
The dress doesn't make the monk
Thoughts on this dress?Sleep tight /seriea/
>This year's El Niño will dwarf the six other super El Niño events on record.>A projected +4.1°C rise in central Pacific Ocean temperatures by Dec. 2026 would leap past previous peaks of +2.8°C to +3.0°C in 1877, 1997 and 2015.>No one alive has witnessed an El Niño this strong.You better Visit Detroit NOW before it's too late
>>157268330How will this affect San Lucumi's flight to Colombia for the international break?
lets buy djed spence and call it a day.
I miss him so much bros...
marmotta...sell the frattesi...per favore
Good morning, I was just confronted with a bipolar Italian girl posting hairy thirst traps on her stories moments after I woke up and now so shall you.
>Cairo is going to sell Cacciamani for 20 millions
Good morning /seriea/>>157273295to whom kek
>>157274441gm, to jj please
>>157273572i hate that pretty girls like this just don't go outside anymore.They just upload shit like this on the internet to earn money
>he thought his team would make signings during this mercato
lowkey finna cop Marvel Tokon just to main Storm
>>157258144Actually he wants to stay. It's Napoli that wants to kick him out because they don't need him anymore
>>157275249Also because his body is fundamentally broken, he can't run anymore. Still Lukaku was a key player for the fourth scudetto and should be treated with more tact
ohsimen to como but you arent ready for it
>>157275349He can't move to Italian clubs
>Joshua Zirkzee, from Manchester United, is edging (closer)
>>157275360you arent ready for it
Fabrecess' tricks won't last for another season. He requires way too much intensity and sacrifice from his players
>>157273572Going to need a name here
>>157275795Rosy Bindi
>Inter: a new name emerges for the complete wingback position. The Nerazzurri are exploring the option of Jason Arday from the English leagues
I hate Adidas
jJ flavor town edition
>>157275881This but with Cambiaso and Locatelli and the flames are real
>>157275837Fastest player in the Barclays Premier Division
>Gabrielle Gesu linked with Nabole as replacement for the Leopoldan ape>Couto signs for Gomo on loan from BVB>England’s brave Robert Small linked to Sbologna as Castro replacement >Lawrence Pilgrims will stay at Roma after all and he’ll be joined by Argentina’s fullback Molina
According to MatthijsPog Yildiz could join Arsenal this summer
>sack director>hire new director>new one does exactly the same as the old one>sack director>sack director>hire new director>new one does exactly the same as the old one>sack director>repeat ad infinitumpathetic retarded negru club
>Leopoldan apeI’ll miss this place when it dies lmao
/mu/idea incelcore but with thrash metal
calcio can't seem to pull itself together who knows why, let's quickly check on Udinese's third goalkeeper who was given a chance and doesn't even have opposable thumbsoh, he's the son of the Amadeusanything less would be a surprise
>Argentina stands with Infantinokek bunch of bootlickers
we hebben een amadeus probleem
>>157276933Can't bite the very hand that has guaranteed a Dynamo Berlinesque average of penalties per match
>>157277024Meant for >>157276926
It should be me and not that 5 feet Albanian twinkazzo
Tonight OUR league starts its 70th season and there are old scores to be settled at the Kooi between the Giants of Leeuwarden and the Titans of Kralingen!Will the brave Frisians manage to fight of the challengers from the south? Find out tonight, today!Version with DJ Tiësto audio:https://x.com/eredivisie/status/2085679431352263043
Open car dealer
>>157277385
>>157277366>VriendenloterijExcuse me, but I'm already committed to the Jehovah's Wetmissus
>Fiorentina sign Mastantuono: he’ll be at Viola Park tonightand the pack of wild boars goes wild
Masturbantuono
>Bilal Touré from Atalanta to ParmaI'd forgotten about him kek>Borussia Dortmund is interested in Genoa's young attacking midfielder Roberto Scaglione. The German club has offered €1 million for the 2010-born player, the youngest in the Rossoblu's history to receive a Serie A call-up—at 15 years old.>Jay Steven Robinson is a new Monza player. The englush winger arrives from Southampton.
If he made you laugh twice, he'd be called Bilel
The Lord of the Rings 4K Trilogy (Theatrical and Extended) is 50% off, get it while the getting is gud
>>157279033Because of this I put the first one on in Italian to see if Gandalf refers to the Balrog with the formal or informal "you" in YOU SHALL NOT PASS.Fun fact: it’s the informal.Which raises the question; is it because he doesn’t respect the Balrog or because they’re boys (both Maiar)?
Alajbegovic signers won.
1 Yegoian please
SEXO
DUCCIOOOOO you still haven't given the name! Give her name by order of Is Majesteh the King Charles III!
>gasperini seething again
>Ismael Bennacer leaves AC Milan with contract mutually terminated.AC Milan have reportedly submitted a significant offer for Boca Juniors midfielder Leandro Paredes.>As of today, Leao is inclined to stay, but without any prospect of renewal with Milan. Leao's current contract expires in June 2028.GRANDE RAFA!!!! Also thank you Ismael for everything. When nobody believed in him Milan came and made him bigAlso also I dont want paredes near Milan. No cheating argentinians in my club
When was the last time a defending Serie A champion had such a dogshit summer transfer window? Milan 2010/11?
>>157279877Jj 2005
Imagine being Pakistanianese
>>157279918>Vieira, Mutu, Chiellini, Balzaretti, AbbiatiDoesn't look too shabby to me
*leaves for free*Grande
>nobody but absolute bottom feeders want him>suddenly starts hinting at wanting to stay until his contract is up with no intention of renewing>bbilansissies eat it upName 1 (one) fanbase that has being easily manipulated as a more fundamental pillar of their DNA lole>>157279562?
>eating a freshly selfmade salad>watching 2.bundesIs there anything better than this?
Yup: not supporting a zoo club, for example
>>157279877stones is decent and provedel was cheap.hope there will be more trans though
>>157279877also stankovic could be another sucic
>>157280270>dolphin>snake>bull>donkey>tasmanian devil>sickowolfs>zebra>eagle>seahorsewho is left?
Anti-Giraffe racism has gone on for far too long!>>157280457Genoa’s GriffonWhatever Pully is
>>157254388io quest'anno seguo l'Arezzo tbhwy
S.S.TWINKAZZO
>>157279877the saddest thing for the league is that Inter will still somehow be the top contender
>>157264302GTA 6 is going to be yet another moviegame with utterly mediocre and uninspired gameplay. If you're "le hyped" for it you're legit retarded
>>157280457milan (guinea pig)
>>157280263
Just saw Robert Pattinson again, now walking along Rapenburg canal while wearing that black Jj kit with the flames, what an odd man he is.
>>157280475>>157280644cagliari (sardines/moors/catgirls)
>>157280457didnt la viola try to do a lion at some point
>seething at woke nonsense of foid ref at opening match of bundes 3>reffie was actually a qtstill worse than serie ass refs
>>157280702Same. He went "Huh? Huh? Huh?" in a mocking fashion and kept talking about "electrical infetterence"
Who can unironically stop Excelsior?
>>157280819>ExcelsiorOld age
shitalians tr-ACK-veling to spain
>Ivanovic to Lazioactually good CF sign Pedraza, Doekhi, Ivanovic not bad for a broke clubif we get a new cb and midfielder to put giganigga in the bench, this season will not be so bad
>>157280243>>157273572
>>157273572>>157281471Paola Ferrari
>>157281471I think the coomer Dutchposter got banned with this >>15727750, I have no idea who that grill you linked is
Been away for a minute - any news about new Fanta league?
>>157281471https://www.instagram.com/sarapantheraNothing a bit of reverse image magic couldn’t solve
>>157281639please understand he's a polsci graduate
Hoping Inter youf throws exterminatus cruciatus at analbegovic and the xiptar
Tyriq Withers and Chase Infiniti have reportedly broken up.
*casts Vehiculum Scratcham*
>>157281565ded bancrazioded leagueded fantasbort
/tv/: the next season of Reacher is him going to San Luca, Reggio Calabria, to clean up a mess that should have been cleaned a long time ago
EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool agree loan deal to sign Pierre Kalulu from Juventus, HERE WE GO! Verbal agreement club to club with Barça now approved by director Deco.New centre back for #LFC with a surprise bomba.
...
Another Saturday befalls us, I hope the plans you have made puts you in the position to end up like picrel at least once this weekend. Your nation’s future depends on it.
>>157285143i dont think they afford 10m^∞
>>157285526shit, this reminds me that I have to do laundry
>>157285526>Your nation’s future depends on it.Fuck this masonic satanic (((nation)))
>>157283599I know which Belgio posted this
just read a rumor faker than a polsci degree, involving real Madrid and slugatelli
>>157288102I believe it
There’s no way the EPL actually falls for printers scam in expose a toe
>35m for Suzukilol wtf
MORE LIKE KIRIKOCHO BECAUSE LIKE LE BASED LE CHIELLINI I AM A LE SHITALIAN WHO HATES LE NIGGERS AND I WILL DRAG LE DOWN EVERY LE NIGGER I SEE ON LE STREET AND BY THE WAY I WILL NOT GET ANY LE PUNISHMENT FOR LE THAT BECAUSE WE LE SHITALIANS CAN'T DO LE WRONG IT WASN'T A LE RED LE CARD MKAY SWEETIEFORZA LEMELONI
>>157288228250m then i would sell. otherwise no
>Hakan Çalhanoğlu:>“I had a hair transplant. My teammates tease me about it, and even Modrić joked about it the other day in the derby. But I’m fine with it I feel better now.”kek
>>157288409You’ll be lucky to get 1m and a pack of Nutella biscuits for him. Everyone saw him against Bosnia.
>>157288419
>>157288228>There’s no way the EPL actually falls for printers scam
>>157288432Not his fault but the ref got payed by Palestine to fix the match for bosgnia meloni told me this forza meloni
Real Schlein hours
>>157288512No I hate Schlein she protects rich people I hate rich people I am a poorfag forza chiello dai sususususu forza suuuuuu saka negrooo
>INTER (3-5-2): Provedel; Pavard, Bovio, Bastoni; Luis Henrique, Barella, Calhanoglu, Mkhitaryan, Dimarco; Esposito, Bonny. All. Chivu>JUVENTUS (4-2-3-1): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Bremer, Kelly, Cambiaso; Douglas Luiz, Locatelli; Zhegrova, McKennie, Yildiz; David. All. Spalletti
>d4vd
>>157288532Can we please fire or kill or rape spalletti so he doesn't coach Jjust next season please
>>157288532Trequennie is too powerful
>>157288532Just unzipped my David (Slander) folder
reminder to watch with jj commentator
>>157288569Are you the scottish shitalian goblin? How does it feel to be a filthy shitalian cheater who supported Chiellini and Bonucci refballing against England?
I gotta shit really bad but MY club is also playing
calcio
What the FUCK is happening
>aussies
>After the captains of both sides spoke to the crowd and appealed for calm,[32] the players took the field knowing that people had died.>Juventus took the lead in the 56th minute when Michel Platini scored from a penalty after Gary Gillespie was adjudged to have brought down Zbigniew Boniek in the penalty area, although the foul was actually committed nearly a yard outside the area and the referee was far from the action.
fug i got fabbrica soon. gonna miss the game
We need to speak about Australia
>>157288621>>157288629respeck our kulcha please
>>157288647I’m watching this Australian show, Colin from Accounts, and even at the start of every episode there is a “land acknowledgement” lmao
>>157288629>>157288658We acknowledge the traditional custodians of the site we are meeting on, the Janny people. We acknowledge and respect their continuing culture and the contribution they make to the life of this poomunity and this board.
Hope I didn't kill my afternoon nap for nothing
Hope I didn't kill my afternoon fap for nothing
Very rude of the sandgropers to invite juventus on a weekend where collingwood are also in town. There is no black and white team bigger than the pies
Who pissed on sfinter's shirt numbers and logos?
hope we dont get another aussie ref masterclass
>>157288704Inter legend Romelu Kakulu
>>157288610nah, my fingers dont smell of curry eitherim just waiting for pancrazio to deliver my 2 arthoe prizes
Saars be making intellectual contributions to the discourse
>trying this hard for a friendlyIs their inferiority complex this strong?
dimaaaaa
We begin early this year!
gobbi status?
>2 km/h shot>goal
>>157288764Et tu my island brethren?
Which club will ever want to play Di Gregorio after this past year lol
How did David earn the role of a striker, Ligue 1 CANNOT be this bad
nice dive freekick again.
PolSci-tier goalkeeping
The fact that we'll replace him with Vicario lol
I want to fondle refballs
would have been big chance for inter but ref whistled bullshit again
some of these gobbi passes are really grim
The problem on the goal is the laziness we’ve seen from Douglas Luiz, he’s just too lazy to make that extra move. Horrible awareness from Kalulu too, sitting way too deep without even looking around, while McKennie’s press was nowhere to be seen.
Grimbiaso moment!
What was the name of that Italian American schizo that used to run that Forza Juve account on the forbidden site again?
yildiz is the only real calcio player we have
>>157288958Every fucking time, 3 seconds after I hit post.Adamo Luciano
>>157288958Adamo Luciano but I think he's acting under a new identity or so lmao
Just please sell Cambiaso and Locatelli, they are so fucking dogshit it's not even funny
>>157288979>sell Cambiaso and LocatelliTo whomstve
>>157288984City and Real :^)
>>1572889845-10 million price tag on both and roach clubs would bite, genuinely they're unwatchable the worst players ever
Can this end quick, I can't contain it, it's spilling out
>>157288958Are we talking about Adamo Luciano?He was, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, a Turkish-CanadianTragically he's been b& and hasn't remade, but i saved a few of the greatest hits>files slash catbox dot moe slash kjvlz9 dot mp4
gobbi look like buciano has been coaching them 2 weks
>>157289013Why can't I link a video on this board, iesum cristum>>157289010>I can't contain it, it's spilling outPlease take your filthy fetishes over to tumblr
is dildiz too fast or rest of jJ too slowgolazo dildiz btw
Went on a roadtrip with the lads across Europe. I was quite surprised the south of Switzerland speak italian as a first language. All the signs all the people speaking Italian. Everyone looked italian too. I thought it was their third language or something.All the infrastructure was well built, and the toilets were high tech and clean. Even their McJew was top tier, the food actually looked like it does in the commercials. The roads actually had emergency lanes.It was like a bizarro universe where Italy is first world.
jj is so fucking bad KEK
Double pivot with a dude who drops to defence and can't hold a ball plus wingplay on the left with a player who cannot do basically anything and on the right with a CB going high, not trying to buy a midfielder to replace Locatelli is madness
Looking up where the idea of a double pivot originated explains so much kek
double pee thot
fabbrica calling, gonna mis second halfcmon inter score some more golerinos
>>157289055>t. danejeet?I thought I'd read that Italian was dying out in Schweiz, very interesting
>>157289159danejeet is raiding every soufamerican talent on behalf of figc
A Lazio lifelong captaining YOUR club? It could happen to anyone.
Colloidal Muriatic is on
Ok back from the shitter>still 0-1kys Sballet
*slides tackle into nothing*
This Locatelli match is a Scherzi a Parte episode right?
ahahahahahahah get some next gen kid in the goal instead
This is the end of Di Gregorio's career tbf
Don’t have slander pics for the amount of slandering these “people” deserve
>>157289311Zambrotta's was so kinoAnd auf coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-coQz-SrKg
What's Digre's agent saying now?
At this point just put digre out of his misery
Please enter a bidding war for Suzuki @Carnivals I don't care, splash 40m too if needed
>>157289159>t. danejeet?oui> I thought I'd read that Italian was dying out in Schweiz, very interestingall of the south of Switzerland was all italian. Every sign. Every conversation. Every person. Zero German.Further north was more German but still saw lots of italian influence like giant Eni gas stations (pic related).Even in Monaco lots of people were speaking italian and official information labels etc had things written in italian.I was surprised because sudtirol is part of Italy but no one speaks Italian there, yet these places like south of switzerland and monaco were like italian enclaves where everyone is italian.But I think the French Riviera was all italian at some point, like part of Genoa or something? Like Nice and Cannes. I think even Garibaldi was born there during the time. But then they sold it all to France or something?
Literally any other person in goal and we'd be in UCL this season
Sanobros… the dream is over…
It's no longer a surprise, but Juventus will seriously have to do something about the goalkeeper position: Di Gregorio at fault on the second goal against Inter and caught out on the first.
>>157289346>I was surprised because sudtirol is part of Italy but no one speaks Italian thereThat’s because Tirol is Austrian and they have an actual cultural identity as opposed to the New Albanians
>>157289346Jawohl if you go back 5-6 centuries, much more of Switzerland and Nice-Savoy were italophone, same with urban Dalmatia with apologies to the Croatian if he's still around these partsOstsiedlung changed the ethnic-linguistic makeup of Europe drastically, very interesting to read about especially if one's Polisch
Kodai->nihaoKouadio->bantu
>>157289336"he dindu nuffin, he a good boy"
>>157289356Destroys the team morale too, rest of the players have to put up with the fact that no matter how they play the team could concede on any shot
:skull:
The satisfaction of Rube being laid low will never get old. All that pain growing up... avenged>>157289346>danejeetWait... I've been posting in this general for more years than I care to admit, how have I missed this new character? Have I kissed your sister on Byers Rd?
>>157289404When did jJ sign magic mike
>>157289404O'Gregory is the most uomo formaggino I've ever seen
>>157289413Don’t be silly, Jj doesn’t have the facilities to spend €150m on a keeper
>>157289379Trento was majority italophone even before 1918, but in the countryside and especially the high mountains the vast majority of towns are krautisch-speakingOstsiedlung (policy of German internal migration during HRE) played a large part in germanizing the area during the late middle ages
The gentleman (there are two of them) who sent 60 million on Koopmeiners still hasn't been judged in a court of law
>Rugani can't stop a primavera kid
Rugani has been playing for Jj for longer than /seriea/ has been existing, how is that even possibleRemember that cardless season though
>>157289443>short list di diversi club europeimay we see it?
What’s wrong babe… you’ve barely touched your frogccacia
Palestra can't take a break
Should've tried shooting there but still good to see he isn't an egoistic fuck
Holy fuck rubentus is abominable
Kill Di Gregorio
I think Zingaro would be a wise choise as goalkeeper
lmao even Romeo Agresti is shittalking Digre and bringing up the shortlists
DogshitLeao needs to fuck offHow the hell is useless Cheeks still playing?Estupido again?The whole back 3 is useless. Mediocre CBs who can't defend or pass the ballPlaying Chukshit as RWB is suicideJust awful all around
era
Only 45 mins, but Alajbegovic looks very promising, really alert, good movement and positioning, nearly gets us a draw. We just need nicknames and few edits to whip out in case of necessity.
Much better in the second half, put an actual goalkeeper there and it would've gone differently, dunno if it was a pen there but oh well. Still a lot to improve and I never want to see Locatelli, Cumbiaso or ** ******** on the pitch for this team again.
Alright enough jJ, let's see how Yagami does
>>157289551
Just saw the two sfinter goals, why is Di Merdorio so ass broswould a hair transplant help him
>>157289583Kino
Calcio /ck/ idea: Bobo Fieri
https://x.com/calcionocontext/status/2086076666749612346Lmao
How do you stop the goat
>>157289558You could tell he was a real talent against >us in the ngopp playoff
>>157289619A real talent can shoot and score, something he sucks atdribble drobbles will bring you nowhere
well well well
>>157289621He's 18 and he'll have the maestro Mister Sbalett to coach him
>indykailaliterally who
>>157289635What chaturbate room are you in right now, I want to ask some details about this news
>>157289636Not an excuse, I had sex more than 50 times by that age
>>157289635Noooo don't you see this Ottoman-Kraut is LOYAL to Juventus Football Clebbe, everytime he goes on to that pitch wearing the zebra stripes he thinks of avenging the 39 pigs, he thinks of Scirea's crispy corpse and the doping doctors that brought them all of their success. He feels the weight of history. He would never leave them for more money, a better league and CL football, oh no!
Why aren't the zoo tourists talking about the humiliation they're facing vs Chelshit? The same team that got gaped by goalkeeper-less Juventus couple days ago?
Thank you for coming. Please put our craypot back the way you found it so I can watch MY iggers get torn a new one tomorrow afternoon.
>>157289687To be fair >we played with Perin for the 2nd half of the match, that's why >we didn't get gaped despite Sborretti's multiple attempts lole
Mo you look at me in the eyes and tell me that with allegri this one you wouldn't have won it
How much Atlanticist propaganda does someone need to consume to rate Ruben Amorim and to ignore Jorge Mendez’ dealings? Asking for a Drake enjoyer
>>157289694Heh
Milan amis cette saison sera trés grim
We’re safe from the Lorenzo Pellegrini rumours :)
I just sent multiple death threats to Di Gregorio's family members
>>157289669your uncle doesnt count
How big is Palestra? Dis negro heightmogging the entire backline
Allegri was winning the league with a somehow even more abominable milan squad than the current one until they sabotaged him btw
Palestra was by far the worst chelsea player kek, xabi mottonso even let him to 90 minutes out of pity
Lads Im in Sardegna and 99% of tourists are Italians and holy fuck why do so many Italian women have insanely jiggly massive milkers?? How do people even suffer in Italy?
>>157289968Sardegnians are their own ethnic group, also you cannot suffer in Italy
Jj be like: We're Fragile, but also that fragile
>>157289983I am aware but still most jiggly milker mamma mias are mainland Italians. Im having a great time btw. Eating tons of Prosciutto crudo and pecorino. Also kinda based that nobody understands English and they force me to bumble around with half baked spanish where I exchange c with ch
I'm so hungry for calcio that tonight I'm watching the Udinegru-Nottingham Forest-Barca triangular match
>>157289968If you’re in Cagliari get a drink at Hublot - Danejeet seal of approval
>>157289968foreigners go to sicily on holiday because muh godfather, italians go to sardegna
>be in the Italy>drink anything but EstaThéCome on, what are we doing people
>>157290135
man united fan here, popping in to say LMAO for hiring amorim
>>157290147nihao
Telstar gole.>>157290141Should I play Stellar Blade or Death Stranding 2 tonight after I come home from the beach (strand in Dutch)?
>already screaming out in painAnother amazing season coming up for us bbilanhaters
is it est-athor esta-tay
>>157290191Esta-teh
>>157290191Es tah teh
>>157290197>>157290209i will ignore these and call it est-ath
If it was made on the other side of the country it would be called OvestaThé
David's shit but buying another striker seems kinda useless imo, I'd rather see Ekhator get more minutes when he comes back, big investments need to be made on the defence, keeper and midfield ideally.
>>157290280jesus christ lmao
Kylian Mestathe
Pio exposedsisters.... how are we supposed to scam an eplel team if they can't see >our market value on transfermarkt
1 Zubair for the goalkeeper role thanks
Unironically David's and Openda's kurp if Di Gregorio isn't performing
>>157291382"Charlino_00"If my agent was nicknamed like that I'd seriously consider euthanasia
>Mossad attempted to hack the phone of ICC lawyer Juan Branco, who represents Palestinian victims. They accidentally imported thousands of Mossad contacts into his phone, including the private phone number of Sam Altman and Manuel Locatelliwow wtf, FIGC better do something now
good evening campioni d'italiaa lot of juve salt over a friendly game top keksaturday evening plans??
ynr padelli
>Zaniolo-Ekklenkamp-DavisThis trio is better than any attack Juventus can field.
>>157291581finna chill
>>157291601Kinda unreal how the sport he named after himself is taking off so rapidly all across the world tbqh>>157291581Hosiery sexo, fake freckles kinda gay thoughGoing to see Obsession tonight, hopefully finally figure out what all the fuss is about.Your plans?
>>157291581So much salt they event sent death threats to a players family LOL
>simps over Inde Navarrette>hasn't even watched the movie that made her popular ciuccio everyone
>>157291677was supposed to go out for drinks with gf and her girlfriends but they all canceled and now it might be time for some gears of war 2 recomp since I replayed the first game a month agoalso thanks for the book rec from the other thread, got it
>>157291581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU7XaEPNMVE
Just checked the price on what are supposed to be top-end motherboards and holy shit lol
>>157291785I watched it July 1st, marked it on my Letterboxd at 23:00 after walking out the kinoplex. I saw two Dutch flags here talking to each other the other day so there’s at least 3 of us, keep that in mind.>simpsNothing mediocre about Inde’s pusy
daduccio, coomerduccio and romaduccio(?)
Having a hot gf sounds stressful how do normies deal with it
>>157291581Tonight? There’s a good documentary on about our Führer may he rest in eternal peace. I’m meeting friends tomorrow and we’ll watch the fitba
>our Führerblud is larping as a germoid now :skull:
Zaniolo with an assist already Told you he’s by far the best offensive italian player of this generation
>>157291581reorganizing my meme folder for the seasonoits not much but its honest work
>>157291849Can you ch eck the price about supposed to be top-end goalkeepers, thanks
>>157292021Why does he constantly larp as losers? First terrons, then Scots"men", then Polish, now Germs
Anything but blocking some shots
>tfw you will never chew tobacco while riding a horse wearing a poncho and looking cool on top of it all
Damn Twinkazzo, you know what? I’m happy for you.
>>157292505Lole in the comments
>>157292505klaveresque shoulders
>psv
>>157292505It doesn't look like he'd stand a chance anyway.
Massara status?
sleep tight /seriemilk/
total udinese sweep
>Real Madrid are not interested in Manuel Locatelli (28).>The player has clear ideas and wants to stay at Juventus.
>>157293801Locatelli in a double pivot despite the fact he's at best an anchor man who can't pass or shoot and tackles 24/7
Carnevals at least sign Kessie I don't even know why I just need the dopamine to get through more Cumbiaso and Locatelli minutes
>Tried Sauna for the first timeHoly based finnbroat what temperature and how much time do you guys use it
Maybe I was just expecting something more, but Obsession was good/great, not amazing. Did a good job at keeping the abusive stuff from turning into torture-porn, but was left feeling a little empty at the end. The friend I was with enjoyed it a lot more, so maybe it’s just me.The main actress did a superb job though, totally carried everything on her shoulders with immense success.>>157293184Milk big sexo
Do I A) Text her (not no that one, no not the other one)B) Go on Hinge again and have the soul crushing experience of interacting with the average foid in 2026C) Buy Ika D’Auria’s pocket bussy
Why does none of those option involve the Paki girl? Is it because... you got cucked by another Scotjeet?
I’ve always had this, let’s call it scientific curiosity, about whether those branded pocket bussy’s are just fully of the shelf things with her photo slapped on the box or if they actually get an imprint done of their vagoon (the outside that is) and make a mould out of that?
>>157293869wood sauna is best. for me its 72 degrees and then you can throw water for more heat. some people go over 80my routine is: shower first. then sauna for 15 mins. cooling break and washing. then back for another 15 min. also take a cold beer in sauna.
>>157294236What about doing it after physical activity / sports?
>>157294383yes it heals muscles. i do futsal and then sauna often
>>157294383>>157294236Also do you have an specific hour?
>>157294413if u have sauna in home you can sauna whenever.cities you have sauna in the building and everyone has their own time to use for 1 hoursports+sauna means you need hydration break
>>157294481I mean is it like better at night or at the morning
>>157294602evening best maybe
I went to a party and noticed that girls dont shave their armpit hair anymoreAlso except for extremely dark black armpit hair it doesnt look half bad on women
nikola, vlasic
pickela vlasic
Notice how it went to an eyes wide shut part… I mean artsy party filled with libertines but still somehow ended up spending the night alone
Multiculturalism is bad-ACK
>>157294069Go to salsa class or latin dance class, it's way better than any of those options
Imagine the humiliation ritual of cleaning a pocket pussy after the post nut clarity hits every time
Malagò found dead in a ditch lmao
>>157294085She works in London now.>>157294110I do think it’s the latter. >>157299738I can’t dance. I’m as stiff as Duccio when he sees a picture of a hairy Frenchwoman
>She works in London now.*Black(ed) by Pearl Jam plays in the background*
Saw this and laughed hard enough that I dropped the remote I used to turn on the gogglebox to watch Sparta - Super Feyenoord.
rowers look like this?!
Luciano “Lazio Lifelong” Valente gole>>157298964Impossible to suffer in Italy
>>157298964>>157300562
Who thought it was a good idea to hire Amorim?Gonna be a shit season for Milan
>>157298964wtf I love apes now!
>>157300503Thick thighs, firm butts and enough grip strength to make you call out for your ancestors
>>157300584he has the algorhythm in his blood
/biz/ idea algoyrithm
>Fenerbahçe are keen to sign Lukaku on a permanent basis. Napoli are asking for 12 million, as 40 per cent would go to Chelsea. An initial offer of 5-6 million was rejected, but the parties are open to reaching an agreement
Gjivai > Givairo > JivaynoPokémon evolution-esque names
It's Spartover...
>>157300285jj #1 hater>>157293864jj #2 hater
>The Brown
>>157301476Under Rocchi's stewardship, this play would have been stopped precisely at the very start of the dive
thq nordic showcase was recentlyintrasting
>Grillitsch to Frosinonelmao what
>>157300562>>157300573Valensin <3
>>157301572>even my dear frosolone is investing in foreign talentoswhere have all the good Italian players gone?
Calcio /fantacomfy/ idea: Afrosinone, a club for players with bold, voluminous curly hairstyles
>>157301585
>>157301920haha pagliarini was tempted
>>157301821this is a random neopromossa: >VENEZIA (3-5-2): Stankovic; MORENO, BELLA-KOTCHAP, Schingtienne; CORREIA, BASIC, Busio, SOHM, Haps; Yeboah, ADAMS.
/fantacomfy/ status?i think my italian is too shit to manage it
>>157301958Improve it, so you can come here and find your ear-biting jJ queen
>>157301946only the ball boys who have to fish the footballs out of the water around the Penzo stadium might care
>>157301987it's an example, if not even the shitty teams let Italians play, we're in a bad situation
This year’s fantacomfy prize might upset some people…>>157302011Why pay for expensive and spoiled Italians when you can get players cheaper and more hard-working abroad? You’re right about it being a bad situation
They played together once and he already wants him gone lmaoMY Bosnegru
>>157302011it's only going to get worse since more and more smaller clubs are selling out to amerigolem funds (Frosinone and Empoli being the latest ones)>>157302048of course d*ccio defends the jewish ordo seclorum with all his limp-wristed strength
>>157302048not gonna lie hrt is doing wonders for twinkcazzo
>>157302056Negru, I’m saying that you can’t put the blame on the clubs for signing the players they do. They barely have any incentives to sign Italians as opposed to foreigners.If you know any reason why a club should sign some Italian bloke that has been pampered his whole life vs. a hardworking professional from abroad then I am all ears
>>157302081>being a young lad going through the club academy is acting pampered nowif your gay faggot ass carries on busting balls with such third-world logical fallacies i'm going to send you a tikkie via a moroccan cycling courier
>>157302116Put some more nepo-baby’s through those football academies of yours from the moment when they can walk. Play them against a team of players that had to fight to leave the tough streets of Sarajevo, I know who I’m putting my money on.
ATTENTION: Lazio play in 3 hours 37 minutes and is available to watch on youtube. oh and yet again another brusca frenata last night
>>157302123despite the rampant corruption, the football academies full of nepobabbies have won as many international trophies in the last five years as the whole of netherlands in its history go back to polluting the wells in Tel Aviv, you weakling
>>157302152I’m sure that all translates directly into the senior teams that actually matter. Bravo Mr. Gravina, you did it again!
didn't bazio sign some spanish defender to replace gila?
>>157302161you've forgotten to attach a picture of muh women to underscore your fallacious reply, schlomoberg
>>157302169How could you replace the best defender in the league, one of the top 5 in the world worthy at least 90m?!
>>157302174Here you goEnjoy winning the u14 Adriatic Cup or something
>>157302169the spanish/croat? that fell through then the danejeet fell through, then the belgio fell through. at this point we need a ST, CB and maybe a midfielder and apparently lotito has give Gattuso a budget of 9m.
Just realized he gave minutes to Arthur and Rugani
>Lautaro Martínez, Cambiasso, Kily Gonzales, Palacio, Almeyda, Banega, Burdisso and Javier Zanetti all rang Cuti Romero to persuade the defender to choose Inter
kingcucksisters....
>>157302368el toroel cuchuel trenzael peladoel tanguitoand el tractor walk into a phone booth
