Sunday (02/08)>Copa do BrasilNOW! | Internacional 0 x 0 Corinthians>ArgentinaNOW! | River Plate 0 x 1 Rosario Central21:30 | CA Lanús x Instituto De Córdoba>Colombia (UTC-5)NOW! | América de Cali 3 x 0 Boyacá Chicó FC22:00/20:00 | Independiente Santa Fe x Once CaldasMonday (03/08)>Copa do Brasil21:00 | Athletico x Vitória>Argentina16:45 | Sarmiento x Independiente Rivadavia19:00 | Vélez Sarsfield x CA Independiente19:00 | Club Atlético Platense x CA Talleres21:15 | Central Córdoba x San Lorenzo21:15 | Huracán x Atlético Tucumán>Uruguay19:00 | Defensor Sporting x CA Cerro>Colombia (UTC-5)22:00/20:00 | Atlético Bucaramanga x Cúcuta DeportivoTuesday (04/08)>Copa do Brasil19:30 | Juventude x Atlético Mineiro21:30 | Remo x Santos>Colombia (UTC-5)18:10/16:10 | Llaneros FC x Fortaleza FC20:15/18:15 | Deportes Tolima x Independiente Medellín22:20/20:20 | Millonarios x Deportivo PastoUTC-3Previous: >>157240837
Robercho "cheira cueca" Suimaraes Goblinho Da Silva
And we even used the copalib-schedule that's outdated
>>157255642Kek I didn't realize.
ai si eu te pegoai ai si eu te pego
>brasileirão will stop for a whole month because of woman world cup next year
I do like this one better
>>157255807
>>157256251this can't be real..
rockin to dishttps://youtu.be/fvFSvbzvFmQ?t=149
>tiburón
Lots of samefagging today.
we call it samechad
best volante in the brasileirón rn?
>>157256771he lowkey looks chinese
>>157256811it's the haircut
Rivais sim, inimigos tambémTomar no cu, fluminenCe
O PEIDO.
imagine your dad seeing the anime pictures you have stored on your computer.
>>157256895These are his
>>157256895My dad used to have tons of porn in his browser history.
>>157257045that doesnt mean you are allowed to watch anime
>>157257049Yes it does.
we all become our dads at the end of the day
I don't want to scare anyone, but there are people in /copalib/ who aren't sócios of their clubs
>falling for the "give me money to prove you're a fan" trickos goyimes, cara...
OOOOOOCAAAA
why are you posting my cousin
>>157257317
A new amandinha is born
This evening's Copa do Brasil games:Second leg of the round of 1619:00 | Grêmio (1) x (1) Mirassol Available on Amazon Prime Video19:00 | Cruzeiro (0) x (0) ChapecoenseSporTV and Premiere21:30 | Fluminense (0) x (0) VascoGlobo, GE TV, SporTV and Premiere21:30 | Fortaleza (0) x (3) PalmeirasGlobo, SporTV, Premiere>rulesNo away goal rule or ranking preferences. If any matches end in a tie on aggregate, the game will immediately go to penales with no extra time.
I have to keep creating new Amazon Prime accounts regularly to be able to watch my team's games.
>>157257741bro, this shit is like 15 bucks
>>15725775915 too manyyou know how many packs of cigarretes I can buy with that money? 0
>>157257825bullshit, marlboro red is like 11 janjas
unc still smoking cigarettes in the year of our lord 2026 :skull:
>>157257837not anymore
>>157257850blud is not fr ts tuff
>>157257759I understand him. Amazon Prime feels like a ripoff because I don't watch any of the slop on their platform, I just use it to watch football. I got it access through it through some ISP bundle but I'd be very upset if I had to sign Prime Video just to watch football.As if Premiere's horrendous service wasn't enough.
Y'all need friends who lend their account That's how I watch minha premier league
>>157258026I'd need friends first
>>157257706se mata
The Drama starring Robert Pattinson and Zendaya is available on Prime Video. It's pretty good.
Pelé starring Ryan Gosling and Michelle Obama is available on Prime Video. It's pretty good.
The Drama Project Hail Mary Marty SupremeBrazil The MovieLords of ChaosFor a few dollars moreThere's plenty of kino on Amazon Prime, you should totally sign
why is he called arrugabuena
they... they abandoned grêmio...
boomers would buy a magazine just to see women like this naked
Every game night at least 1/3 of the canchas are empty while another 1/3 are only half full. But anons will still post about it over and over again as if that was something new in Brazil.
>beat 72 teams in the ancient brasileirão having to play in pinga mijos and pastos from oiapoque to chuí>there you go, bro... you earned it
>>157258208captcha ahh ttrphy
>>157258208this picture is liminal
rio bros, i was promised a complete tornado at 5ami could have went to la cancha tonight if i knew nothing ever happens
Truly Brazil's team
>>157258267the only cancha goers here are the colorado and some galo dude who used to post years agoNO ONE ELSE EVER goes to la canchacopalib is a pecho congelante ártico glacial type of general
>>157258305I live in a small town in the middle of nowhere, please comprehend
>>157258189You don't understand it. In the golden age of Playboy, boomers would anticipate and get excited over the woman herself. You have millions of whores to choose from online according to your preferences, but it doesn't compare to the rush they got of seeing famous women exposed behind a camera lens. The equivalent would be if there were some sleazy cunt running an OnlyFans where he exclusively does shoots with famous women on Brazilian media. Renata Silveira might not be your favourite commentator or even your ideal woman, but you too would get caught up by the hype if it was announced that she did a shoot with that guy. You'd want to see her naked not because she's extremely hot, but because she's the woman on your footy games. And there'd be Neuza Back too, maybe an Olympic gymnast, your girlfriend's favourite pop singer, it'd go on and on. Zoomers have to conform themselves with attempting to recreate this with soulless deepfakes.
>>157258305>and some galo dude who used to post years agoIt's me man, I plan to go to the Red Bull x Galo sudakino game, word in the streets say the game will be in São Paulo
>>157258267There are still tickets available for every Maracanã stand other than setor sul and Maracanã+.
sugar daddy armageddon
BORA MIRASSOL PORRA CARALHO FICA GOZADA NELES
>>157258267>>157258382Also if you really knew how things work in Rio you'd be sure it'd be a nothingburger. When the city got Windroshima'd last week not a single warning was issued until half the streets in the city where blocked by trees and the metro had been shut down. But whenever there's an early warning, absolutely nothing happens.
>>157258428I thought they scored and you made me check GE. I hope Milei cuts your mate subsidies.
>>157258471Check this *grabs crotch*
>Bossberg is leaving tomorrow to Argentina for a hunting trip Fuck now I will actually have to do work
>>157258539Tell him not to confuse the locals with elephants... you know... because of their noses
how did the whole 'narigon" meme start. makes no sense to me. was it mexicans?
KJKKKKKK
thinking about this
>>157258574Because they're whiteThe Chinese call Europeans "big-nosed"They have big noses compared to other people
LOL
>>157257850This>Not switching to rolling tobacco
>>157258588what's puzzling to me is that neighboring non-european populations also have large noses -- andean indios and of course niggas with their wide noses
>>157258618fuchibol no e fantastico..
era
>>157258584>>157258597>>157258618
GOLAZO
>1 title after LG leftKWAB
campeon del serie Bjajaja
>>157258658>huummm how can i show my boobies
>>157258689ripita
>rojas>get his opponent a rojawho wrote this script?
>>157258700cabeça de cisterna
are there bean seeds or do you plant them beans directly on the ground
i dont eat beans faggot
>>157258747check for iron deficiency
>>157258734on the cotton, duh
borracharia
>>157258539What do they hunt in Argentina? Boliguayos?
>>157258770i eat beans i just wanted him to stop with the bean shit
>2x7 Got hammered 2x7 by the "flat-heads" starving monkeys.
>>157258734we learn this shit on first grade in our country>>157258776ball knower
for me it's pavon
>>157257176why does the vasco turra get less attention than gordaska
>>157258884gordaska has 100% more sex appeal
>>157258813remember what?
bro what are these adds
>>157258884If you like Vasco turra, you have no survival instincts whatsoever.
where did brazilians testosterone go?
>>157258932Remember São Paulo's 6x0 defeat against Zubeldía's Fluminense last year
>>157258949Bro the most prominent football channel is called "gay tv"
>>157259027you can be very gay and manly at the same time
ummm whatchu saaaaaaay uuhhh thatcu only meant well
>>157259052I guess that's true but not in a society where everything is gay and women have penises
cuguloso btw
>>157259116i bet a gay brazilian woman with a penis could beat the shit out of me
>boca won>not a single postits bover
>>157259052Manliest looking and most athletic friend of mine had a twink bf for years. The man's a man's man's man, tough tall centre-bac
>>157259184overrated
>>157259177you guys ever fool around?
>>157259184>41 yocall me soulless but this guy will repent for going to culoculo insteaad of bagging the most money he can in saudi or some sand shithole while he can
>>157259224saudis can poach a prime 33 year old keeper straight from europe these days
>>157259224I bet Colo Colo was the best offer. The man's a 41yo keeper that only played in random ass leagues, second divisions and whose prime was playing in the Portuguese primeira liga for one year 10 years ago
>>157259239they care about marketing not playing good football
>>157259146You and me both, at the same time and with both hands tied to her backBut a brazilian male? He'd probably start twerking and farting if he had to fight
>>157255807They will learn to fear and respect him
>no cruzeirense gf
nobody is black without eating beans at least once
VAMOS GREMIO QUEREMOS A COPA
CHUPA MIRASSOL AQUI É GRÊMIO PORRA
>>157258644>Corinthians' old logo
lanterninha
It's boverBokita is starting to play good futebol now, eventually I won't be able to laugh at them anymore....Riber is the only one left....
Panama to atletico goianiense
amazon prime narration got me like
fuck a.nal
beans out or what
>>157259722they made an auschwitz prisoner out of you? what does that mean?
>>157259820esse moleque tá muito grandinho pra usar essa camisa, tem que escolher de uma vez
>>157259860deixa ele, cara, é só uma criança. ele tem autismo.
vasco btwwait... BRENNER?????????
BBBBBBasco BTW
vasco btwo série C é minha puta favorita
>>157258539
eu nunca senti apreensão quando o adversário é o fluminenctime patético
It is truly over for Fabio, isn't flubros?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785969893879689.mp4
>>157259820
he can do that??????
>>157259863pois isso nunca foi problema pra mim
>>157259898>he doesn't know how to link posts across boards
>>157259910GOLAC~OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157259924I just did
Vasquinho garantindo o titulo do ano, assim como em 2025 elimianndo os terceirinosFluminenC minusculo. Menor do Rio.
>>157259953you linked a file, not a post
Do you guys think flu can beat rivadavia???
>>157259964It opens for me
>>157259910>brenner fez isso
Wtf all the bad guys are winning...
>>157259968O TIME CHAMA RIVER VIADA
Palmeme scored
>>157259993literally nobody cares
>>157259974so?
>>157260003so-cra-tes
why is fortress-palmtrees in cuiabá?
>>157260006tes-ão
reminder that the only country with decent rock bands is uruguay.
>>157259968Não
>>157259968Where is boca and river???
>palmerda
>>157260001Why
>>157260019what about england?
Please support Millonarios
>>157260039
>>157260073That's why RAM is so expensive
>>157260082Not my problem
>>157260090I'll make it your problem
>>157260082She ate all of them?
Can vasco hold on?
>>157258658>>157258668The eternal struggle of knowing deep down your only worth is as a sexual toy and being astroturfed into believing you're more than that (you're not).
Vasco btwwait... BRENNER AGAIN???????
vasco btw
Would you rather>relegated to third division once>relegated to second division five times
Não sei porque, insisto tanto em te quererSe você sempre faz de mim o que bem querSe ao teu lado sei tão pouco de vocêÉ pelos outros que eu sei quem você éEu sei de tudo, com quem andas, aonde vaisMas eu disfarço o meu ciúme mesmo assimPois aprendi que o meu silêncio vale maisE desse jeito eu vou trazer você pra mimE como um prêmio, eu recebo o teu abraçoSubornando o meu desejo tão antigoE fecho os olhos, para todos os teus passosMe enganando, só assim somos amigosPor quantas vezes, me da raiva te quererEm concordar com tudo que você me fazJá fiz de tudo pra tentar te esquecerFalta coragem pra dizer que nunca maisNós somos cumplices, nós dois somos culpadosNo mesmo instante em que teu corpo toca o meuJá não existe nem o certo nem erradoSo o amor que por encanto aconteceuE é só assim que eu perdoo os teus deslizesE é assim o nosso jeito de viverEm outros braços tu resolves tuas crisesEm outras bocas não consigo te esquecer
>lived long enough to go to war against brazilNot like this...
who is this guy?? we hired a new centro-avante and no one told me??
from wherein the vascoland are you from? me? the Templar Vascaíno Captaincy of Minas Gerais
>>157260291>we
>john kennedy ded
>>157260290It's not going to happenbut I wish it would, I want to leave this shithole with a refugee status, where da yt womn at?
>>157260291>that longball from Tche2>that cross from Gomez that actually went towards a player>Brenner not embarrassing himselfwho the fuck are these players
>>157260317>refugee statusYour faveleros would decimate us in two weeks.
>aranaGod dammit, this lifts my spirit
>>157260290Dont do it
>only tackles from inside the penalty area can be awardade a penKWAB
>>157260325you'd get US support tho, the defense minister and our intelligence agency (yeah, I know) openly talked about an American invasion
Just have a hobby, bro
O FLUMINENC É MUITO FREGUÊS MESMO KKKKKKKKKKKKK
It's really this simple: >we are never losing another match ever fucking again
kino
this man is begging for a you
WELCOME TO...
>>157260436Grêmio Foot-Ball Porto Alegrense
>>157260436Vitória
why do managers leave the "best" options on the bench?
>>157260473they're old
does andré gomez want a red card or what?
>>157260436
>>157260515he spend his entire daily budget of synapses with that assist
>>157260515he's not very smart please understand
MOST
>>157260473>Ganso <-> L. Acosta>G. Cano <-> A. Canobbio>Hulk <-> John Kennedy
If Vaxxxco ended up losing, especially considering that FLU has Hulk and Ganso currently playing, I might die of excessive laughter.
esse time do vasco me dá uma raiva do caralho quando começa a jogar igual um circo olha essa porra ai
>>157259820failure of a father, the testosterone video was right
>>157260638>"tomá no cú flamengo!"kid doesn't care about any of this shit lol
powerful statement at the right moment>>157260638amazon prime narrator has suggested these two might be siblings
>>157260655i mean the man and woman not the kid
soteldo
>>157260665so that makes the kid the fruit of incest?
>fluminense agora ou empata ou toma o terceiroamazing insight from GETV
>>157260688They get paid 5 digits for this
>+7'
>>157260722it should've been at least 10
>>157260655>siblingsRetard take. She's clearly the mother
I blame (You) the viewer
>>157260638
>>157260752the kid's manboobs bounce more than the mother's
guga kkkkkkkkkk
>>157260733well there you have them lol
>3 vices pro Flamengo>2 eliminações pro Vasco>10 jogos sem vencer o Botafogo
Advanced
>flu
VASCO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SERIE CKKKKKKKKKKKKTIME LIXO
vascumita btw
VASCO CARALHOTOMAR NO CU FLUMIPUTAS
é inacreditável o quão puta do Vasco o Fluminense énão é pouco puta não, é muitoséculo de sofrimento pra esse time desgraçado, mas pelo menos sempre teremos o nosso principal freguês
Where are the serie C fags now?
>vasco bt-ACK
>has two teams in the quarterskneel
>>157260863kkkk
CHUPA FLU
>>157260801>10 jogos sem vencer o BotafogoInfelizmente essa caiu ano passado
parabéns vasco pelo troféu ganhei do fluminenseagora vamos ver pra quem vocês vão perder na semi ou na final de novosem contar que ainda tem que correr da série B
>>157260859Gone....reduced to ashes
>>157260913Pague as séries B, triColete
>>157260913não chora não meu freguês
>>157260417well, you just lost
>>157260913CHUPA SERIE CKKKKKKMENOR DO RIO
>parabéns vasco pelo troféu ganhei do fluminense
kkkkkkkkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTpTXLO4e6k
>>157260973is he on live?
>>157260992he's at maracanã, he'll be live later
>>157260992he's probably going home, give it half an hour
>>157260992in 60 bings, if he's still alive by then
>>157260877How did you get this video of me?
o vasco vai cair de novo mas o importante é que eliminou o fluminense
>o vasco vai cair de novo mas o importante é que eliminou o fluminense
>zubelandia
Presidente do Remo sobre Neymar:“Aquele vagabundo chamado Neymar, um homem idolatrado por milhões de crianças e até respeitado por alguns dos nossos próprios jogadores, apareceu e deu a todos mais um lembrete de por que as pessoas se cansaram do seu comportamento. Ele venceu o confronto, tudo bem, mas em vez de mostrar classe, escolheu fazer outro show de palhaço.”“Nós todos fomos culpados de tratá-lo como um ícone do futebol, mas que tipo de exemplo ele está dando? Ele fala sobre experiência, mas toda vez que as emoções entram em jogo ele se comporta como um adolescente procurando atenção.”“As pessoas continuam nos dizendo que o Neymar está velho agora. A única coisa velha nele é a idade. Aos 34 anos, já vimos jogadores ainda competindo no mais alto nível na Europa, conquistando títulos e dando o exemplo. O Neymar não conseguiu fazer isso. Em vez disso, ele está de volta aqui criando drama desnecessário e provocando as pessoas após o apito final.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUTORIZA O ÁRBITRO
>>157260227Jelly :(
>>157260448U.gif
>>157261129guloso.jfif
>>157261115:3
>he did it again
tô a fim de pegar minha funcionária no trabalho, ela é uma otakinha que vive dando trela
>>157261222Vou pegar ela primeiro
>>157261218kek
>>157261222vai pegar porra nenhuma acorda pra vida karalho
é sério ela vive jogando charme
>>157261287é o seguinte irmão se tu não pegar ela amanhã acabou pra você. pra cada interação com ela que pra você é especial, ela tem no mínimo 4x com outros caras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68bB1iukhggits on
>>157261322nice, he seems mad
>jogando charme40 yo detected
>>157261322He is bald
>>157261391really? I never noticed that before
>>157261391that's his charme
just a few days ago my bald coworker was bragging about his 1.200+ testosterone level
dezão baforava que nem louco na caravana da young flu agora fica se fazendo de salame
I don't know what else I can expect from this team. One tournament down, two to go. The Brasileirão will be another mediocre campaign where we win the taça me classifiquei pra Libertadores, and I don't see any possible signs of reaction that could give us a shot at the Libertadores either. Postgame hallucinations make me think we could send Fred to coach the main team and hope for the best, but that's hardly a solution.>should Zubeldía get sacked?Probably.>would sacking Zubeldía solve anything?I doubt so.>is it over?Probably.
>>157261391
>>157261464wow, who's this CEO?
>>157261230I believe in this dude bro>>157261222
>>157261451>olha como ele estava no baileI can't see the problem in the pic
>>157261683This is the generation that prefers Pissi over Maradona.
boa cala cueca
It was then la mona cried, for there were no more beans to conquer
O Vasco ainda me mata do coração.
>>157261115
Got banned from /a/ again.
looks like we're in for nasty weather one bean is taken for a fart
one beanI don't know whyit doesn't even matter how much you fart
>>157261902They us /v/ are too affected, anything trigger them
does a fart in the morro do santa catarina cause a tornado in nordeschi?
Welcome everyone to another episode of "I Slept All Day And Now I Can't Sleep At Night"
Nobody even remembers that Vasco eliminated Fluminense just a few hours ago.The truth is that football in Brazil is dead and so is /copalib/, dead.
>>157262237What if Fluminense sold everyone? I don't mean the "ooo we have to sell Canobbio, Serna, Guga, Freytes" shit everyone says. I mean everyone. Sell Martinelli, Hércules, John Kennedy, Riquelme, Wesley Natã, Júlio Fidélis, sell everyone. The old players at end of contract (Thiago Silva, Fábio, Samuel Xavier, Cano, Ganso) go too. The good and the bad, if there's an offer we sell them. The whole team. Go back to 2020/21 levels of shittery when the team was a bunch of washed up free agents nobody wanted and Xerém zoomers. No signing costs and academy players typically don't have high salaries salaries either. We qualified to the Libertadores back then, we could do it again. The club's tax, banking and judicial debts are lower than the team's market value. If Fluminense sold everyone, the debts could be pretty much cleared off and maybe the club would even get some change. Without the debts to worry about, the club could finally use that surplus of the transfer money along with its regular revenues to invest in some much needed scouting professionals, maybe finish the reforms in the training grounds and Xerém sooner, there's a lot to do.>b-but the team would get a lot less competitiveQualifying to the Libertadores is as competitive as these faggots get. If we're not winning anything, what difference does it make? Bahia and Mirassol qualify just like Fluminense and Cruzeiro. Free agents with academy players, quit the cups, focus on Brasileirão, and the team finishes at the very least in 7th place. So why not just sell everyone?
cala boucola , tá ?
Look buddy I just want to know where the nearest morro is to acquire some beans.
go eat some alfajores nigga and leave me alone
>woke up>Palmeirael lostKEKWhat? Are they going to say that those starving flat-heads from Fortalessa are an Iranian proxy?
>>157263226>alfajores niggaNow that's a million dollar idea.
>>157263611its gonna be hard to beat big nigga burgers
>>157263654Contrary to popular belief, hamburguesas are not alfajores so they wouldn't be stepping on each other's market.
he is fun at parties
I love my borgar! (derivative product of cow between slices of bread)
I'm gonna need some coffee if I'm gonna read your posts all day long
coffee is the devil's bean
>wake up>zubeldia still not firedmaybe i should just move on to another sport
>>157263975You gotta trust the work, continuity is key. You can't just fire him like that.
palermi > riquelmi
Em meio à indefinição sobre seu futuro, Vinícius Júnior chamou a atenção de seus seguidores nesta quarta-feira. O atacante do Real Madrid apagou todas as fotos que estavam publicadas em sua conta no Instagram.O brasileiro removeu até mesmo a foto que utilizava como perfil. Apenas os vídeos postados na aba "Reels" continuam no ar.
>>157264111He's returning.
riquelmi
>>157264111he's gonna take the opportunity to delete all pre-harmonization pics
>>157264289imagine what hes going through seeing all those past pictures and come to the realization that he trully lived as an ugly ass nigga. his whole identity has changed from night to day
>>157264309This happens to me every day first thing in the morning.
lets fucking GO babyhttps://youtu.be/yPdED0fbhMQ
Ever since that occasion where fluminense's president spread his legs for flamengo they have never been the same
https://x.com/chefdangalhardo/status/2085318763151282377sentimento tricolor bros...
>>157264423KEK
>>157263654I just shit exactly like that this morning
>>157264489Big nigga shits
>>157264489with yellow and red sediments? find a doctor
>>157260869sex with leila, fullnelson position
oq é mais humilhante: ser eliminado pelo Vasco ou pelo Juventude?
>>157264524>sedimentsBro you are not a geologist.
>>157264568ser eliminado pelo Vitória
>>157264575i sell rocks for a living.
the "rocks" in question:
>Flávio Bolsonaro tem emenda investigada para o Vasco de R$ 4 milhõeshttps://www.uol.com.br/esporte/futebol/colunas/juca-kfouri/2026/08/05/flavio-bolsonaro-tem-emenda-investigada-para-o-vasco.htm
>>157265076Tem que roubar mais pro Vasco
you see what you caused, /copalib/?
>>157265076Pedrinho is full bolsonaro but people dont talk about it bc he is too roided
fluminense is killing this guy, he's gonna have a heart attack and diehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcCZAdYw9f4
Hill - Palmtrees playing this many matches in copalib is a mathematical travesty.
>>157265336Vilella is bigger than fluminence desu
>vaskek plays at maracanã>rats appearing out of nowherebut if i talk about pinga mijo ninho de ratos i'm forcing a meme
>>157265557look at him go!
>rats are male in braziuclown country
>>157265569Should we call them ratas?
>>157265557That's just a santista watching a carioca clássico during his vacationFUCK ratazanas da vila
>>157265569We also have ratónRata is the big one, ratón you would think is a huge rata but no, it's a smaller animalI'm baffled everyday by things like this and yes I am unemployed and no I absolutely don't masturbate to those heinous drawings
la rata rodrígüez, 32played for central cordoba before signing a 5-year contract with nuremberg fc, transferred to sport recife 3 years later, now it's at colo-colo
>>157265510He comes off as a nice guy with a very unhealthy obsession with his team. He's close to having a heart attack and die from sheer anger.
TIL rato means a moment for hispanohablantesI took a flight a few weeks ago and the woman said something in spanish followed by solo un ratoI thought i was tripping
>>157265254>The Colombian player... Plays like a microcephalic retard. He's not aware of the context of the game or the implications, he plays like a dumb drooling retardArgenchinos WILL think this opinion is formulated and not at all racist
>>157265578Ratinha
>>157265596Ratón is mickey, rata is splinter.
>>157265613Wait until you hear what we call a small moment.
>>157265643Yes but the suffix '-tón' implies greater size, while they're smaller than ratas
>>157265608he's a youtuber, faking outrage is his job
Wait till you find out ratazo means
In my neighborhood we call them lauchas.
Messi virou doblechi
>>157265620he has a 45cm diameter tattoo of the first hollywood actor that came out as gay because he had aids, Rock Hudson
che qué dobliete el miessi marcó que puñetazo
>>157265608>>157265653Yeah, he's generally a nice guy too obsessed with club. I often meet him, roughly every month, by accident. He always stops to talk with you for however long it takes, and I'm not even a tricolete He is not faking his heart condition, sadly.
>>157265654What about ratito?
>>157260592>guarani from the capital>BI relegated >No mundial
Football was logically concluded here, there were no winners or losers in the end of it, instead we were left with ideas
>he thinks youtubers aren't performing 24/7BRO
>he thinks
engraçadoloide
a novinha com cafezinho do starbucki
^sentiu e ficou buquibroque
na remerinha do grinpichi
os oculos raybeans do tom cruichi
minuto bobageira
>>157265650>>157265628
>>157265753not my favorite youtuber, nando moura
nao sei escuichanao sei escuichavoce e amargoflamenchi filho da puta
can vichoria commit the crime tonite?
It's raining, argensimians in the congourbano have their mud huts flooded again, it's a very good day.We might even get a couple of deaths, cross your fingers.
>congourbano>reporting deathsI have more trust in this anon >>157265937 than the government
>>157265971Conogurbano deaths have never been reported because no humans actually die in them.
>>157265971thanks bro i love you too
sentiu viado e gozou na cueca
>there are people itt without a driver's license
>>157265977why do they vote then
>>157265997i lost it because of a DUI
>there are people itt without a driver
>flameme got cucked by River
>AI is bad!Counterargument: it makes my grandma laugh
>>157266022Cachorros quenchis are overrated af. A bit like gallardo
>>157266022AKetchup is pure sugar and disgusting
>>157266036hiii macaco loucoo
>>157266042But you drink açai?????????????? Brasileros can NEVER be trusted
>>157265700based af
>>157266045Hi, bro! What’s up? I have been off taking care of so many things
>>157266084just the usual, having lots of unprotected sex and winning trophies for my football team
>>157266100Holy based, nerman. You beat remo
>>157266100go back to work Calleri
>>157266056Açai is pure fiber though.
>>157266100You don't need protection for sucking dick.
>>157266148This. What's the point of condoms if no one really uses them for oral sex. Just do it raw, si ta pa vo ta pa vo
>>157266196Imagine not feeling all the details in someone’s throat because you are using a fucking latex bag
>all the details in someone’s throatbro hasn't felt a woman in ages
>>157266333You really need to get into facefucking bro
>>157266362ok, open wide
who the fuck is this
Aquele cara de septima feria é de elite
>2027 brasileirão will stop in june for the women world cupat this point, why don't we just oficialize a football recess every june/july?
>>157266379domingo edo
>>157266410>2027 brasileirão will stop in june for the women world cupLMAO AHAHAHAAH
i have never had unprotected sex.
>>157266362don't tell me what to do
>>157266434Why are you laughing I’m going to meet angela baron
>>157266434it's in brazil chudthe girls will need the stadiums
Also I hope I can meet Sakina Karchaoui
>>157266451Aren't there like 6 million stadiums in Brazil?
>>157266442Agáchate que te rompo el marrón kkkkkkk
>Why are you laughing I’m going to meet angela baron>Also I hope I can meet Sakina Karchaoui
If girls are allowed to play with makeup I should be allowed to put on blackface
>>157266474>Karchaoui appreciatorBased
>>157266474This guy’s story is really fucked up>>157266470And what will happen after that
>>157266521>This guy’s story is really fucked upIt's really not
crazy that the two most famous uruguayans ever are that guy and the bananero
>>157266521I'll buy you breakfast.
>>157266536Listening to bjork and going insane is pretty normal yeah.
>>157266536>dinoguayo guy living in the US>he experienced Uruguay’s dark ages beginning and went down a spiral of madness >falls in love with some hag from sweden>Jerks off to her after sending her a bomb>sacrificed his life for dinoguay NT>they barely won a copa america and 4th place in 2010Dinu alex did better
bjork is kate bush for gays
>kate bush
Now is a good time to remember the gayest post in /copalib/ history >>153736068
>>157266642daamn, he's gay gay
For me it’s monica lewinsky or melissa Martinez
>melissa martinezplebeian 80 IQ knuckle dragger jeison estiven from cerete taste
>>157266655Te cojo hasta con patines jajajajajja
Bjork is Kate Bush if she was talented
>>157266668>>157266670You can say anything you want bros, but I wouldn’t pull my dick out of her to put in yesenia’s hole
>>157266672This is what we call performative gayness.
Also coger in patines must be really uncomfortable, I’m not. Connoisseur but I did a mental experiment
Okay this shit got way gayer than I was expecting, let's go back to talking about Sao Paulo's 2025 attendance.
>>157266784Morumbi’s neighborhood became dangerous recently
ajuda
vovdjuda
I've only had unprotected sex, and I had a hard time cumming, with condom I imagine it would have been worse
making mate tea broswish me luck
>>157266955reminds me of my friend who came inside a whore he really liked and then freaked out for about two weeks because he thought he'd become a father
>>157266962fuck you
>>157266962Good luck, bro
Reminder to support Millonarios
>>157267081Oops wrong photo
>>157267081>>157267093nice sabiá legs
>>157267093there's some rust on that exposed screw
>>157267112yeah, duh? it's intentional, that makes it rustic
>>157267120put some on them beans
>>157266962Itadakimasu~
My negrito funky pop arias… Abel fell in love with him
>>157267060no
la vem o fluminense com chernobbio
Chernocanobbio
>>157267225nice grandma table cloth
>wind is starting to get strongpray for me /copalib/
You already lateYou motherfuckas needa get your damn priorities straight
>>157267788adiosAnother extinction of the uruguayans
>>157267796I like your haircut
>>157267788gracias
>>157267916I'm bald
brazilians don't look at the new ecuador president's lastname
why are kukitas so mentally ill?
>>157268163is he wrong, tho?
>>157268209Yes
he's wrong from the very first sentence cause argenchinos are literally not having kids. none of use are lol.
>>157268224this is a good thing, argensimians shouldn't reproduce
>>157268224The Bolivians are going to replace them
bolis will repopulate this continent, as is their right. this is true legacy of bolivar.
>>157268245reminds me of that twister guy that got invatated to betaue na penalty, he bateu na triveola and broke his foot and ankle
>>157268224There are two types of families living in argentina still having kids, those in the villas and those in private neighborhoods.
>>157268253I want to help my bolivian friends :(
man i wish i could have a kid
>>157267225every single house in brazil has those table cloth?
>>157268218It's funny because that's the kind of schizo shit libermogos believe in
>>157268265yeah, rings true for conguitoland as well. nevertheless, leftists that are insane enough to go out in the street and protest like that guy in the pic are the least likely to have kids.
big news
>>157268347omg
>>157268265>implying
>>157268347>he gets a FFS>immediately turns gay and ditches his bimbo gfnot many cases, but this is one
Vini rn
>>157268265Fine... I'll cum inside the Argentine women; I'll make that sacrifice.
Hey, bros, imagine if like a swiss or a norwegian posted on /copalib/ and we'd be all like>you lost, little buddy? you're a long way from homeand started talking like gangstersFunny, right? I just thought of it.
>>157268347New era tomorrow
>>157268376he dont look like that anymore
>>157268395
>>157268383That's a villera.
>>157268385ts tuff my nigga we packin' dat bibisi ytboi ain't got nothin'
>>157268308what's wrong with it?
>>157268385>a swiss or a norwegianThere's a good chance they'll be black.
It's cold windy as shit, but I have to go for my 10km run, got that dawg in me. FUCK THE WEATHER, FUCK NATURE AND FUCK YOU. You literally want me to lose. Well tough luck, maggots
>>157268284yea same but i don't wanna marry a 30yo single mom with bodycount over 100
>>157268506pretend this is you
>riber signed thisOH NO NO NO NNO N O NOPFFFTTTTJKAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
hernia falencia to boquita kek
>>157268568foden tire
bomboclachi
remember to recycle>>157255602
