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Guys now that skenes sucks and won’t get a huge contract, how long until his gold digger hole gf Dunn abandons him for another athlete?
This is the thread
Gayriners kek
doyerpacos swept again. Sad.
>>157265121kek
'stros are winning the AL. Deal with it.
>>157265141kek gm
>>157265121btw 20 of these rings were before the mariners existed, and 2 were the mariners first two years as a franchise when they were terrible so...i guess congrats on 5 rings in 47 years?
>>157265165congrats on never winning a pennant in 48 years kek
>>157265165Holy copeaggedon KEK
>>157265149gm. can’t believe it’s almost lunchtime on the glorious east coast. perhaps I’ll make a sandwich with some boar’s head honey ham and - of course - Cabot cheese.
i don't even care about baseball, i'm an /nfl/ regular. but i love cabot cheese and i can't believe you're letting tillamook win
The suffering of Mets fans gives me great joy.
>>157265392Tillamook is king Kelce blower
>>157265392trannymook lost bigly.
Golly, 27 rings! Holy cow! No wonder they are so popular.
>>157265095The raped
Crazy how much more valuable pre 1965 WS are compared to post 65Back then you reign as #1 team in the #1 sport
>>157265392They only 'won' by making nu early. Fraud tactics for fraud cheese fanatics.
trannymook is mass produced sloppa
GIME
DINGLEBOMB
DINGLER DINGER
Gayriners kek!
>>157267912>t. thread wars POW
Mariners move to Vancouver soon
>>157267919>>157267925Tigers can't stop winning. Great job scamming those coastoids kek
the dingler
>scam doyers at the 'line>scam poodres at the 'line>gape gayriners as we speakflyoverkings...
what the fuck are the pirates doing?
>>157267971crashing this season with no survivors
M's were talking shit all morning lmao
for me it's hoffman's provel cheese
kek bregstein thought that mild pop out was a homer
>walking torkelshitwhat are the memeiners doing lol
>swept by the east coast>swept by flyoversnext up : get swept by your fellow worst coasters
>>157267990Hoff Jeffman?
>>157267987worst fagbase in the genny
wow the mariners got immediately gaped
noooo not epic cascadia how could this happen non-west coaster PNWbros
this game definitely isn't over, would not be surprised if we get another framber meltdown
For me it's Tillamook chesse
scrubbies kek
let's see if t ward the walk machine can get on base
>chesseOH NO NO NO 'mooksister what have you done!!
kek cubes really thought they were goodturns out doyers were just throwing to try and lessen the odds for a lockout
Let's go Jays, crush the Cubs!"Yesterday's enemy is today's friend."
no doyers suck too kek but nice cope
>>157268070TRVTH NVKE
>>157268073konnichiwa
>>157268073But the cubs are your yesterday enemies
are the mariners really getting gaped in the first inning by the lowly tigers ??
>>157268003I'm... Heff Joffman
>The Seattle Mariners (buyers at the deadline) are on track to be jumped by the Detroit Tigers (Sellers at the deadline)
>tigers trade skubal and mize>suddenly they're a game out of the wildcard>meanwhile the doggiedoos got skubal and have been swept in two series straight
Dylan Cease 7 IP10 K's 1 BB2 Hits 0 ER
BrewGODS
The Pirates are now in last place in the NL Central
>>157268172that's what a real cy young looks like
>>157268150That's why teams like the tigers are bad for baseball. Should've kept their guys and make a run. Franchises like the Tigers are ruining baseball.
>>157268199they got better by offloading those bums for prospects
>>157268193no, cy young looks like miz
xheattle gayriners KEK
Sophia minnaert is actually fucking annoying. Doing these performative interviews in Spanish like Gary Sanchez doesn't speak English.
>>157268190Where they fucking belong
Hope Pereira does well on the Cardinals. He did a good job on the Sox but couldn't stay healthy. Im kinda surprised they dumped him since he was playing well after returning.
>>157268211No he doesn’t
bullpen gonna blow this game after framber's juicy 5 innings
>>157267987>>157268004What the fuck are you talking about?
It’s pretty funny how Varland is this mystical elite bullpen arm but the Yankees have his number anyway.
49 years without a single AL pennant. Crazy but true.
Where did all the Mariners doomers go? I like their funny frogs
tigers dumpstering those stinky winky m's kek
>>157268303They probably aren't even awake yet
>>157268303>>157268311Season is over faggots, nobody cares now.
>>157268303turns out the suicide memes weren't for the funnies and were actually a cry for help
Gerrit Cole is a 300-game winner, that’s pretty impressive.
>>157268226it's not that surprising. he doesn't play CF and the corners are taken by players the Sox have more invested in and grichuk is hitting better than he is.
brewers traded for dustbin gay and gets win in his first game while skubal lost
>Where did all the Mariners doomers go? I like their funny frogs
>>157268329Oh no :(
Is there a delay in the Cubs game?
>>157268336may passes the eye test. skubal never has.
look at all these AI ads
>>157268303An hero'd after losing the last thing they had left - the cheese war
>>157268321Coming into 2026, what was this seasons biggest goal from your perspective?
>>157268346uh no it's on right now bottom 9
>>157268346yes. a viral outbreak of omicron AIDS broke out in the men's handicap stall at wrigley
>>157268336While Skubal was going to be a backbreaker for any N.L. team, May was a great pivot by the Brewers FO.
>his ballpark doesnt have unique antiobiotic resistant strains of STDscouldnt be me
>>157268333That's more than 299 wins
stros
>>157268359WDYM? The biggest goal every season is keeping the Yankees from winning again.
I’m kind of taken aback by Chandler Simpson’s inability to get at least a few home runs. I’m not sure I can keep comparing him to Rickey Henderson. He still has 0 home runs, carrying over from last year.
cubbies tied it up in the bottom of the 9th 2-2
God damnit
>>157268427Bregshit did something?
>>157268407That’s funny, I kind of wish my Yankees kept their promise of improving against inter division teams but it seems like the Rays resurgence came at the right time and the Red Sox looking like they should’ve all season. Toronto gave them a rough go last year so at least that worked out but I have a feeling they’ll be good next season.
>>157268430yeah two run homer, varland been shaky last two appearances now
B A N G
>>157268415looks like the game of thrones wildling guy here
fuck everything
>>157268431The Rays are a one and done playoff team, Yanks will make the ALCS regardless, and probably win it.
>gays
fuck
>Blow Gays
>>157268438That sucks, Varland has been pretty solid this year (except against the Yanks).
Bregman earning that paycheck lets fucking go
>>157268450yeah he has been very good overall
>>157268442I’m sort of hoping they go the Dodger route and get all their big dogs back ready for October and it just kind of works. No guarantees though, right?
cubs are winning
Useless Canadian faggots...
>>157268454Yup, very impressive. I think the Jays did good moving on from Hoff (dude looked totally shell shocked) and I think Varland could be their guy for the future.
bregmans always been a jays killer
Seriously fuck canada piece of shit country one of the worst places on earth
would be so funny to watch the jays turn on louis after making hoffman one of their 3 demons (and IKF the other who got a HR on them)
>>157268492/mlb/ agrees
Gib 'dem cubbie bears a chance
>>157268524Agreed. Almost as bad as Seattle.
>IBB CumfartoJays c'mon you're better than this.
>kwaby kwabsoneasy GIDP
It's Cease's fault that he only knows how to prevent runs, not make them like Ohtani who allows us to dream.
wild pitch oh nooo
blowtani cant even pitch anymore kek
If I was an MLB player I'd throw a perfect game every start and hit a HR every AB
what is this retard doing with gloves
>gay louis
>five infielder meme let’s all watch what happens
manager of the year boys
>shitsby shitson
>>157268557I agree
Why can’t the infielders stand right in front of the batters box to force shallow pop ups? Put em catchers gear if they wanna bitch about it
How do you go from taking the Dodgers to game 7 of the world series to dead last in your division?
BIG ERN
not even close with that pitch
CUBS WIN ITCUBS WIN I->I thought they had it in the bag
wow what a play by ernie
scrubbies KKE
R O B B E D
imagine hating this guy
lil ern said sit down boy
>>157268584they've had regressing from almost all of their hitters. they've had injuries in the starting rotation, as well, which i don't think was thought out too well with all the old guys.
what a fucking catch damn
CERTIFIED KINO IN CHICAGO
The short porch at Yankee for riders of the short bus
this thorton bum doesn't have it
Why is no one talking about the mariners game?
I put the cute in charcuterie
myles straw swing away kid
>>157268634>game is over>season is over
That intentional walk is a little questionable. Let's see how it pays off.
>>157268634gayriners fanatics an hero'd
>>157268624Update, faggot?>>157268634>>157268641This.
>>157268641No game is over against the tigers' bullpen
>>157268634cubs are winning
remind me to check on my za in 10 mins
>>157268657check on your za in 10 mins
>>157268657I forgot about mine yesterday and it turned into a black brick
>>157268653Every asshole says this but it doesn't matter because their starter goes the longest he ever has and hits a new career high in strikeouts.
>>157268667Framber looks like he's going 7, true
>>157268653I say this
WHY WOULD YOU REVIEW THATYOU WANT PCA TO SWING NOT WALK
I'll never understand a hitter that sees the same fastball over the plate in the exact location twice and doesn't swing. Stroke one, sure. Strike 2, you need to know how to hit that. It's what you get paid to do. Now there are 2 strikes and you don't have a choice at all.
Based umps saving the retard Cubs skipper from himself.
what does mvp mean in this context? most villainous player?
blow gays kek
cubbie girls spotted
>>157268683Most virulent player
>>157268687I saw them first
>>157268687She's mine, back off
Learn to use a timer, pizza lovers
>>157268687S-She's beautiful...
KEK what a throw
scrubbies KEK
YER OUTTA THERE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA>skuba kek
My daddy didn’t die face down in the mud in the jungles of Nam like a dog for that to be a strike
What the hell is going on with 4chan ads
kwab
>wrigley cheering a chopper foulThey really live up to every stereotype.
YA OUT
>>157268702she's a cubbies girl!!
GODDAMN IT
>>157268716hey you can’t post that on a blue board!
>>157268716work safe, but only if your boss is a demented gooner
HAHAHHAHAJAHAJSHAHDJCIWHAHHAHAJAJAACUBS WIN ITCUBA WIN IT
and yet the future refused to change
ooooooof
fucking useless
JFC...
blow gays K E K
I ready used my fell dor it again award image
He was cooked with a good throw.
cubs won
I don’t send all my tax dollars to Israel for the cubs to be allowed to win
>poo gays
just add it to the pile of heartbreakers we had this year
Who got the walk off hit in the Cubs game? Surely someone actually hit the ball for the cubs to win
meme lord does it again!
>Valenzuelano refunds Jays
Nobody cheers me up like the Jays. In the end, they always make it right.
>>157268749walk off throwing error for Venezuela
>>157268749Walk off 5-star catch by PCA
What a finish, GG blue birbs
>>157267893I see a /tv/ poster
>>157268657ANON CHECK YOUR PIZZA
>when your next big catcher ends up just being JP Arencibia with a latin flair
>>157267910>hurr durr it wasn't my father's past time therefore it wasn't americas past timethe phrase refers to the fact that from 1900-1975 baseball was the most popular sport in america, and from 1900-1950 it was literally the only sport broadcasted
>>157268781do not reply to chikaner
daily reminder that the doyers don't have to pay the luxury tax due to some litigation 3 decades ago
>>157268748can't win with vladdy effectively sabotaging the team. swindled them outa $800 million, and then he stopped giving a shit. he's in year 1 of 14. we're eternally fucked.
Forgot to post this kek.
>>157268748why don't the jays play have their games in vancouver?
I'm getting worried about anon's pizza...
That's not even the first time the Jays gave up a run EXACTLY like that, except it was from Hoffman instead of Valenzuela. What's with trying to get the throw to 3B?
>>157268796Last year was a fluke. Imagine Giving that fat fuck anything.
>>157268753
>>157268796Year 2 tho
>>157268802>play have their games>have
>>157268794Are you not able to interpret graphs? This is showing that they pay more tax than many teams pay in their entire payroll. The tax is paid on top of their payroll, retard. The litigation affects their revenue sharing for their TV deal, which isn't the same thing.
>>157268753pretty sure even without the pitching, he has a higher WAR this season
>>157268370>calling the cubs gay without referencing The Trough (TM)
Where's Ohtani?
we thought we had it in the bag btw
>>157268832best memories as a kid were stadiums used to have giant piss wallsfaggots who are afraid of piss toughs and walls are the same faggots who didn't shower after gym class
>>157268847>a guy who gets bamboozled by geriatric shortstops leads in warthis proves WAR is a meme stat
That pizza has to be burnt to a crisp by now...
>>157268821half, sorry I used speech to text
>>157268871OH FUCK! I forgot!
>>157268871This is the worst thing to happen all day.... how can the Jays save anon's pizza?
>>157268878I told you to check it...
>>157268847Lot of new names, this is last year's list
>>157268603Young Aaron Boone?
That one's Mcgone
>>157268917Just like anon's pizza
>>157268915>future manager who half the fanbase wants fired every other season but just keeps doing his thing anywayssounds about right
>>157268930
Oh hey there, Johnny Bench
I enjoy the suffering of Mets fans.
So the Jays still have a chance, right? Right? We're not d-dead yet...
>>157268950as dead as anon's pizza i'm afraid
>>157268950you might make it to the playoffs next, maybe
faggotners kek
>>157268950she's like 60 now
Hope anon's pizza came out well
I can’t believe Ernie walked off the Red Sox in 2003, I mean he’s a lock for the HoF playing tbat long and hitting that well.
>>157268969That is the shittiest looking pizza ever
>>157268993hipsters love shitty looking (and tasting) foods. look how popular IPAs are
>>157268969I’m dead wrong for assuming that they're from Colorado.
Mariners should start head hunting the tigers. Not like they are going to win this game.
Do you guys think the Red Sox are legitimate contenders? I feel like they're insanely streaky but I also feel like they’re cheating again…
[VV]Cubs [W]in!!! gg jays
>>157268769ty it turned out great
>>157269012yay!!
>>157268950that graph makes no sense
>>157268964If that's MJH, she's 50
>>157269012Whew! I was worried sick!
Randy can’t play center field, right? He’s a pending free agent next season. Where do we think he goes?
>>157269008I'm a Yankees fan and I think the red Sox are going to win the world series
>>157269012Way to go anon. This cheered me up after my team loss
>>157269036Dodgers payday replacing Teo, who will be traded to somebody for peanuts.
>>157269004get off your phone, Naylor
>>157269004based suggestion Josh
Jesus Mariners. This is what you get for celebrating 50 years of failure?
>gnats
>willson contreras not in the red sox lineupSo is he actually sick, or did the Red Sox med team fuck up the concussion check when he got hit in the head and they are saying he is sick to save their ass?
>>157269067Game was over in the first inning buddy, idk how much Mariners you've watched this year but this is literally the most predictable outcome.
>>157269045It looks like the Phillies and Red Sox are good teams to watch out for this offseason regarding Randy Arozarena.
>>157268915
philthoids may have won the deadline with Arraez
>>157269074Oh yeah no dude it’s fine, Kayden Cuntfield of the Plymouth Plantation Sea Puppies is getting called up to replace him, he should go 5-5 with 3 grand slams, 1 double, and 1 triple since the Red Sox are that good this month.
PCA really is him, but of course he won't get his dues because of his skin color. I hate it here sometimes.
Jumps in your path
>dodges around the tag>doesn't touch the base>catcher squares up between him and the base>jog to the dugout insteadLOLrraez, new favorite Phillies player
Who is the most consistently good AL team over the last 5 years and dont say the stankees.
>>157269115God punished him 4 times. (Ginger, albino, black, gay)
>>157269123Red Sox/thread
>>157269118anyone have the image where poo is rocketing him up?
>>157269123if you asked this last year the obvious answer would be the astros
>>157269123last decade is astros and it isn't even close
>>157269074he's got the taco bell butt parasitesuarez had it last week
>>157269138this year is no different than the last 5. last year or was it 2 years ago they were 15-30 at one point. the only losing record was the shortened 2020 season which they were already starting the turn about. I don't know why they do it, but every season they seem to start the first 60 games in a hole and then spring to life
put Cal on the hill at this point
I love how Arraez just... hits the ball. Why can't everyone else do this?
OH MY KEK MEMINERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what seahawks winning the super bowl does to a mf...
maridoos kek KEK
>>157269174Patriots aren’t making it past this year’s schedule.
Rams won that semifinal (in spirit: the hawks cheated).
fucking mariners oh my god please stop making me laugh
>semifinal
that looney tunes ass catch
This ump fucking sucks.
>detoilet**flush*
>>157269227rams lifelong of 5 years or something
Mariners Reddit having a melty about some guy with a sign behind home plate and review bombing his business out of anger lol
>>157269248jerry dipoto won that trade deadline thoughbeit
>>157269248what does the sign say?>t. turned it off two hours ago
>>157269253jerry did, he dumped dead weight and got a decent catching prospect for it
Phillies powder blues look so good. Easily the best in the league
>>157269257“I’d rather be at Old Stove Brewery”
>>157269266KWAB
>go on X>chuds are wrecking Peff for pushing the (((narrative))) about Ohtani and Ippei >doyerpacos and shills seethingwe are winning
>>157269264Who did it first?
>>157269280>have no idea what you meanactually winning here
>>157269281Pretty sure the cubs did it first.
the marinaras forgot how to catch a ball
>>157269281>The Chicago Cubs were the first Major League Baseball team to wear powder blue uniforms. They introduced the baby blue look for road games on June 30, 1941, against the Cincinnati Reds, though they switched back to traditional gray a couple of years later
>>157269304cubs won
I don't mind sending crawford there, a great throw got him
>filthies baserunnig
>>157269309The Reds won 7-1https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CIN/CIN194106300.shtml
>>157269266kek based, they should be booing those bums and worse
>>157269320Kek cub sisters...
The Nintendo Mariners
>>157269325Reds men own Cubs girls
This is so embarrassing I can't even laugh at Seattle anymore.
>>157269331Unironically they are playing like those teams from the early 2010's (bad)
>>157269343Oh fuck, I would have tuned in if I knew Robles had the 9th.
>>157269331I fucking love science
Don Mattingly has saggy tits.
>>157269317it's either a great throw gets him or they're stranded when the next batter fails to do anything fookin' send him
I am writing to formally request an investigation into the Boston Red Sox's current facility operations regarding potential sign-stealing activities.Given the organization's history involving the 2018 sign-stealing investigation and their sudden, significant resurgence at the plate (most notably a recent streak of seven consecutive wins, during which they recently secured a 14-run, four-homer game) I believe a thorough review of their current practices is warranted.The dramatic nature of this recent offensive performance, coupled with the franchise's past, creates a situation that warrants immediate transparency to ensure the integrity of the game. I urge you to investigate their facilities to ensure compliance with MLB regulations.Thank you for your time and commitment to the fairness of our sport.
this season is so over its unreal lmao
we got PCA''d but I think smith should have been awarded the error instead of Valenzuela, the throw was offline but he still should have caught it
don't look now, tiggies getting hot
Filthies thought that one was gone kek
Pick your vagina off the ground and GO TO RAAAAAAAAAAAANGER SCHOOOOOOOOL
>>157269409>Mariners have been shut out 11 times this season, which is tied for most in MLB, along with the Mets, Giants and Padres.Literally nothing works, this year is a bigger waste than 2024. Hope the lockout goes forever tbqh.
HERE COME THE SOX
hell yeah go tiggies
>>157269412It's incredible the retards in charge there sold, but then again beating the Mariners means nothing.
>>157269185Is that the new narrative to debunk? Last year it was dead last then it became muh schedule
>>157269408>Least deranged stankees fan
>>157269423Castillo will throw a gem tonight for the white sox to rub it in
>Cape Verde night at Fenway Park Disgusting, worse than those Dominicans from Lynn and Lawrence.
Red Sox play in 10 minutes!https://youtu.be/uGiYMNozjBc
>[Fox Business] The Yankees become the first MLB team to partner with PolymarketAnother historical move by the genius Cashman and Hal!
MARSHY!
>>157269442Did they or did they not use apple watches to steal signs in 2018?
MikolASS.
>>157269455ok who gaf
The GAPED
>>157269455cheaters
>>157269470Every single person in this thread except you
>>157269280qrd?
Dave O’Brien said it, the Red Sox are a juggernaut. Out of the blue.
>>157269408>>157269442Our investigation shows that Peter Fatse really was a shit hitting coach. Just ask Caleb Durbin. On top of this, the injuries to Trevor Story and Marcelo Mayer gave the team a boost at the plate. These proceedings are closed. This concludes our case. Court's adjourned. All rise.
>>157269320kek scuba
>Fakemuto on 1st
>>157269248>>157269257>>157269266kek marinesaaars are such redditoirs, glad their cursed franchise will never make a world series, i hope china drops a nuke on seattle and millions die horribly and slowly from radiation poisoning and burns KEK
Duran is batting .341 over his last 12, tell me theyre not stealing signs again. and home run after home run.
>>157269408>>157269477Imagine not sweeping the Who Sux.3rd place team soon.
>>157269460That was September 2017. All this internet and the Bronx still can't read
>>157269505Theyre not stealing signsAgain
>>157269280Yep. The media is turning on Ohtani ahead of this scandal. Right as PCGay takes betting odds for MVP.
Tigods sell and then win, science cannot explain this phenomenon>>157269444Ironically that guy always killed my 'gers
>WAAAAH WAAAAH tHe ReD sUx ArE ChEaTiNg!
>>157269495He got fired in April dipshit
Mikolas seems like he's just happy to be there
>>157269444That's good, I hope he does well.
>>157269503But at least a mid mass market cheese is made in the state adjacent to them! kek!
How much you wanna bet they get a first inning grand slam again because baseball is scripted.
>>157269522That was one step in the right direction. Marcelo and Trevor's injuries pulled the life support plug Mickey
how about another double, murray
the phillies have hit 7 doubles in 3 innings...
phillies are rolling dubs tonight>check'em
'mookchads still gottem seething tho
>stankeedoos seething on their day off kekeedoo ‘em!
>>157269532Sign stealing is based, actually. Same with steroids.
Chad Tracy a manager from single A is going to win manager of the year, tell me again if they're not cheating. A manager from single A swept the Dodgers
>min vs kcwho put this slurper on primetime?
What is Jankeeschizo gonna cry next about? That the Doyers are still ruining baseball?
>>157269552The Cubs couldn't hit for shit against the Yankees at Wrigley yet they swept the Dodgers. CheatersSee how retarded you sound Mickey?
>>157269521kek they really all do be exactly like this
>sucks>hurts himself>gets fired
A triple A team swept the back to back world champion LA dodgers, tell me theyre not cheating.
>>157269558It's ESPN doing what they can to suppress baseball.
>>157269552Trey Yesavage went from Single-A to starting in the World Series within 1 season last year. Is that also cheating by your logic?
Well this AAA Boston team is going to win a 5th title this century against the Dodgers. It's all part of Dave Roberts plan to despise the Stankees for the third time since 2004.
>>157269568Yeah but if you believe the rumors he got to nail roman anthony's sister
The worst Red Sox team just broke a franchise record for consecutive series wins. A triple a team where the fans were chanting sell the team while the owner was in attendance. Baseball is scripted.
>>157269593>red sux are this retarded and permavirgin
fresh OC
passan is such an ugly rat faced cunt that he actually does damage to the public brand of baseball kek
>>157269606And there he is.
>>157269610dude. not cool.
Nice catch by Monasterio
>tfw yankeefags call baseball rigged and scripted after gloating about their ring collection
>>157269607I don't think the kids today get this meme but it's a certified classic
>>157269585The blow gays were cheating last year too and it’s obvious manfred slammed the hammer down on both of them but the Red Sux found a new way to cheat
Everyone leave the thread. The Jankeespammer has logged in.
murakami-sama...
What reporter should baseball trade for to repair its izzat and up its Rizzfactor?
>>157269613THE 2026 CHAMPS ARE HERE
they outscored the white Sox 33-4, tell me theyre not cheating. A 40 year old pitcher is going to win the Cy Young and a guy who throws 91 is going to shutout the White Sox tonight.
