No girls allowedFallen seeds edition>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleEarly rounds of Montreal have finally started to finish>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1e.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157236443
All the nerds who bought ADM in their fantasy teams finally getting what they paid for *evil laugh*
'roo broken
>>157269069hardcourt is not grass
When will we finally witness the true d'era?
Why do they keep changing the balls?
>>157269270wilson aka penn balls suck cock. absolute shite
>>157269270We need more Americans winning 1000's
Hot take: I think Hawk-Eye is wrong a lot.
>>157269299Hauntzer?
>>157269300says a lot about you desu
>>157269093Yeah haha those idiots
>>157269300Not even a hot take, it's blatantly wrong at times. It's flimsy "just trust the science" technology. But a machine being wrong is harder to accept than a human being wrong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJsxbUE6GcThere are plenty more examples. Zverev had a pretty bad one against Fokina as well.
Megabloxbros.. why didn’t our parents get us Lego like we asked for from the Argos catalogue for Xmas
Need to finish my film before Jodar starts
>>157269403What film?
>>157269069>No girls allowedsometimes I dont appreciate this foids ban itt enoughBecause apparently the big drama on the wta side is that they all have to do gender testing starting at cincinnati.
>>157269377On hard court it's pretty accurate, but on clay and grass the margin of error is double of what it's on HC and shouldn't be used on the former at all, as there's no need for it.
>>157269377>But a machine being wrong is harder to accept than a human being wrong.exactly. Its easier to make the players shut up when the refs just get to push responsibility onto a camera and software system.
call the authorities he's kidnapping a girl
>>157269491HELLO?! SÉCURITY?!?!Do something!!
Blockx in 3. He wins the second in a close tb
Lehecka looks like such a slavic ww2 partisan who gets purged by the soviets 3 months into his country being "liberated"
>>157269528What does Blockx look like?
>>157269516>Blockx gets brokeni dont believe you but ill take this excuse to switch to watching Jodar-Musetti instead anytime
>>157269545like this fat kid but thin
>>157269545Glad you asked. Blockx is a belgian pig farmer
>>157269569I kind of see it kek
Is Musetti playing with a medical cast on his right arm?!
I support Jodar because he plays with the same racket I have
>>157269592Just a regular arm sleeve, no? But I have no clue why it's signed.
>>157269611
>>157269545With the haircut he looks like a clean cut American dad from the 50s
>>157269611>it's signedit looks like that indeed with the white base.
There's a bad odar emanating from the Spanish side of court
Whats with all the chatter in the background by the audience? I thought canadians had better manners than Americans.
If Musetti hadn't been injured he'd unironically be right below Zverev in the rankings (still with zero titles)
>>157269528AgreedReal tortured soldier vibe
I am officially declaring this match tennis.
>>157269738heheh
>>157269779
I have nothing but disdain for Alexander de Miñaur
>>157269828Hey man, at least your best active player is spending more time on court than in the hospital
Musettis coach sounds like a fan heckling him in fake gimmicky italian kek
>>157269856lol
>>157269850No our best active player has absolutely spent more time in hospital than on court in the past four years
Players are scum when they win a match, then smear their filthy, sweaty hangs and fingertips into their sweaty, oily, greasy hair with the very hand they shake with the opponent's at the net. Truly the bad guys
>>157269419Let’s just say one of the main characters is a tennis player, it’s a light hearted whimsical romp with a heart of gold, and a dog dies
>>157269895Sorry for disrespecting King Nick...
God I wish that were me
>>157269900>and a dog diesJodar needs to be stopped already
no idea who the hell is winning this
>>157269957You have to think both players will be hoping they will come out on top
>>157269896They're both sweaty so they don't notice but I seriously wonder why so many players always swipe through their hair after every match. Guess when they take off their hats/headbands they feel like they need to "adjust" or some shit
>>157269984thats a recipe for a good match isn't it?
Laughing at this prisencolinensinaiciusol ahh coach now
cant tell if jodar has broad shoulders or just a short neck
>>157269957Musetti in 3t. brilliantly called Blockx in 3
>>157270034I can’t get over what a strange shape he is, even though I like him
>>157270034smol head
>>157269984>>157270036ah my bad, I meant the whole thing
>>157270036kekjodar in 2 it is
>>157270084The whole tournament? It's time for Botic to win his first title of course.
Something quite sinister about his dadLooks like the patriarch in a foreign film who turns out to be embezzling from the company and diddling the daughter
Why are they zooming in on Bellucci as if he's the biggest tennis celebrity
Looks like David Byrne wearing the oversized suit except it’s his actual body
Imagine if Musetti had a real serve
Poosetti
>>157270128
>>157270085feeling confident about this rn
>>157270192Zesty ear ring
>first serve stats - shows in% and win%>second serve stats - shows win% and avg speed Retarded
It’s lorenzover
jodar needs to change outfits at changeover.he looks like he just went for a dipped in a pool.
Players currently ahead of Fonz in the Race a Torino:BuseFeryTabiloEtcheveryArnaldiDarderi
Musetti looks like he's on the verge of crying
They don’t actually speak French in Quebec it’s just a meme right
>>157270516yes, dont worry. now go to sleep.
>>157270516En l'honneur de ce prestigieux tournoi, nous devons parler français ici.
>>157270600> nous devons parler français ici.mais, c'est interdit, je suis sûre.
Ai ai ai ahahahaha
>>157270616Ce n'est pas interdit si tu ajoutes des images de tennis juniors.
>>157270689mec, je crois que tu es entré dans le faux thread. le pederaste sont chez /tennis/.
>>157270737*ahem* les pederastes
>>157270737Calme toi.
Les quebecoises certainement aime ses musique a lá publique trop loudique
>>157270781heh
>>157270781Hon hon hon
>>157270806>loudiquemdr
Uh oh the shoelaces are out >>157270848Quoi?
mais c'est pas possible. il a detruit ses chausseurs déjà encore?>>157270848why is ma bite feminine in french? Why would a dick ever be feminine? French are ahead of times in 4channel memes.
monage le sausage
humiliating loss for musetti desu.glad jodar won
Ok who’s going to post THE Titouan Droguet
yikes now even US college students are doing the vamos meme
>>157270933I don't support no Titan Druggie
>>157270876I know "loudique" is a real word but it reads like somebody just wants to say "loud" and added something at the end to make it seem French
Unreal the amount of seething vamos and finger to the ear cause
Good for Jodar, but what's the point of continuing without my Belgian boy?
>>157270933his defense has been retarded in a good way
J'ai toujours évalué (?) LE Titouan Droguet
>>157270954I didn’t know it was a real word lelDidn’t know what mdr meant but I’ve googled it
>>157271073kek so my laughing was actually justified. Had the right impression
Ok he’s gone too far this time
>>157271099>B6The big 6?
>>157271099RAFA NO
>>157271099proof
>>157271099Is that supposed to be a little girl hanging from a noose or something
>>157269297are dunlops good these days?
>>157271533Believe so yes They gotta get the code of conduct on this guy
>>157271099Keeeek
>Tiafo
>>157271533Exactly what I thought
>>157272939yes, the Dunlop Fort and the AO ones are the best out there.
Jesus Fuck. And we were complaining when it was all a Sinner/Alcaraz feast and called it boring. Now the most exciting shit we have left is... Fonseca - Ruud? That's like, the least shitty match left? Some rando like Van de Zandschulp winning the whole thing is about as likely as anything else. Fucking Canada, I swear to God.
>>157274469To be fair that's just an obvious edit. This is what he actually wrote.
>>157275471Kek
>>157275327Botic has like 10 top 10 wins over the past few years.Source: I made up a number that sounded high enough to be impressive but still low enough to be sort of accurate
>>157275873Made me check, by my count he only has eight top 10 wins in his career
>>157276322That's more than 6 of the current top 10.
>>157276343Wins against the current top 10 is a bit different to wins against top 10 at the time
>>157276376No, I was saying that botic's 8 top 10 wins is more top 10 wins than 6 of the current top 10 have achieved in their careersI was lying anyway
>>157276427Oh, it confused me because he does in fact have wins over six of the current top 10I wouldn't be surprised if you were right though, even if you were lying
>>157276456More than Canolli for sure De Miñaur Román and Auger-Aliassime have been around long enough to vulture a couple dozen each
Jodar is legitimately the next member of le big 3. Pretty impressive to assert himself so quickly. Needs a bit of variety though. not sure he will hit quite as well as Sinner does.
>>157276549I can't take him seriously after the whole shoe incident
>>157276562He clearly has some behavioral issues but he's young. He'll grow.
>>157276509>De Miñaur Román and Auger-Aliassime have been around long enough to vulture a couple dozen eachDon't make me check because I really doubt this
>>157276562kek, the shoelace habit really is absurd
stat lying isn't a good meme
This is the boy who cried JJ wolfThat stat was real
>>157276322That's still a decent number for a complete journeyman player without titles
>>157275471I dont speak spanish let alone mirrored spanish.
If I were a pro player I would definitely try to aura farm by writing mirrored on the camera so it shows up properly
>>157277151sounds like something atmane would do
>>157277151I would quote my favorite /atp/ posts and then give vague shoutouts to posters. Imagine the sheer aura of winning a round 1 match on Monday and then writing "Just another Johannus" on the camera... Goosebumps
Not a vintage day of the old tenny
no games worth watching today.Ill get drunk thinking of my ex instead
>>157277320>>157277336Do not sleep on Big Mick vs Christina Aguilera
>>157277336Q: what's the difference between tonight's tennis matches and your ex-girlfriend?A: the tennis matches improve after midnight!!not sure there's much in this one
Ruud vs Fonseca - Hit or Flop?
>>157277512We'll see. What I'm not doing is wasting another day dipping in and out of shitty matches in the hope they will catch fire
>>157277344kek
>>157277434this joke only works if his gf was THE Cinderella?
>>157277625kek
my shitbox will survive another 2 years. Time to celebrate with some tennis
>>157275327I warned everybody about this and nobody listened. It's hard being right all the time. Now we have 1000s that feel like 250s and 250s that look like Futures tournaments.
>Greeksnore vs Baldaldi>Spergs vs Benny>Pood vs Man with the Worst Fans Alive>I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY BOY vs Tommeh>Puta Mierda vs the Mick>Slop vs Servebot Polack>Godmane vs Menshit>"I won a 1000 once" vs No Title Tirante
Should’ve brought something to drank at the pool
>>157278182>nobody listenedOnly retards disagreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q10OdXRYtA
I suddenly have such bad pain in my foot and ankle that I can barely walk. Nothing is broken or sprained so I don't know what's going on. But it hurts like hell when I even try to take single steps. Makes me just want to stay in bed and do nothing. Tennis players for this feel?
>>157278624Players with foot problems? Uhhhhhh Roidal, Brad Gilbert
>>157278651Wow, I'm just like Nadal but without the success or money or fame or discipline or accomplishments
Time for poorgreek
>>157278675Nooooooooo... I don't wanna watch Griekspoor! I don't wanna! There has to be a Challengers or something on somewhere!
>>157278714Why aren't you watching Spain's rising star Aguilar?
>>157278737I only care about one Spaniard.. But he needs more time.
>>157278753That guy is a complete bust. I unironically rate Pickelsen more
I can see Arnaldi winning this tournament
>>157278845This, but with Atmane
>>157278669you just need a thick insole to unlock your true potential
>Arnaldi beating the guy who just beat ZverevDoes this count as a slam?
So either the coaches say nothing of relevance or they are straight up arguing with their players. I'm so glad coaching was allowed...
>>157279230Tennis coaching just seems like glorified mental babysitting. They haven't been able to experience a normal househould due to travelling all the time from a really young age so they probably form closer relationships with their long-time coaches than some family members. It's even worse for the women.
>>157279230after receiving on court advice from his coach de Minaur told him to come and have a go if he thought he could do better kek
The zoomer stare when you walk into a coffee shop
Griekspoor was defo shooting something during that toilet break. No way someone can have a toilet break for 10+ minutes
>>157279371All modern toilet breaks are just trying to disrupt the opponent if they're not changing clothes
are we calm? let's keep it that way
benny should channel féry todayfor a giggle
>>157279371just stepped backwards a meter and a half
Poor Fils. Not even the Quebecois believe he can keep his form for the whole thing.
>>157279495>Les bookmakers
>>157279523betekent>de bookmakers
>>157279495Ruudbros…
>>157279531de boekmakers
>>157279543More like Fonzbros. Rated below fucking Nakashima
fucking unwatchable shit all day.I would gldly watch a Gasquet of Goffin match right about now.Only Ruud-Fonseca has some story, importance and contrasting styles.
>>157279543>>157279557Only watchable match anyway.Imagine watching any of the other lesser Djokovidesque bots.
I never know if Arnaldo is top30 or top130.He is on the way out though, and that's always good.Wasn't he almost a RG finalist?
>>157279565>>157279574>>157279590calm down
>>157278624Hmmm how old are you? >22 yo?Its over for you
>>157279590He got the shits thougheverbeit
Pickelson should've went to college tbqh
>>157278624Jack Draper. Emma Raducanu. Sebastian Korda.
>VDZ - Hubi
tallonbroers!
>>157279603I'm a little older than that. This pain while walking is driving me nuts. I'm limping through my home. Don't want to go to the hospital on a weekend because all regular doctor's offices are closed but might have to if it's not getting better. Hope I can last until Monday. If I don't make it, please let Gaudenzi know the two week masters did this to me.
>>157279633good, Conolli was a lesser evil
>>157279495Lehecka will rape Scrappy Doo.
>>157279737My grandmother got this and she had blocked veins in her knee and she nearly died. She’s on morphine now though so that might be fun for you.
I missed GODspoor
>>157279824Well, I don't think it's that level of bad and my knee seems fine. Just the lower part of my sole and my ankle feel like I jumped down from somewhere and landed badly. But I don't remember doing such a thing. Thanks for the encouraging words however kek
>>157279495Greek's poor will win it
>>157279737Just go to a Bereitschaftsdienst. They will probably tell you to go home anyway
>>157278624Have some american rec kinoOn the househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcATDOxv8zg
>zizougodverdomme
>>157279920>ZizouHe's not even French, he's Flemish. What's wrong with that boy's parents?
>>157279923exactly
>>157279891haha fatty fucked it
you win the toss and pick>receivebottom behaviour
>>157279875That's also what I suspect so I'll most likely tough it out over the weekend like the resilient /atp/ familia would expect me to.
where're all of benny's canadian fans on his quest to retain this title
>>157279891>Rich vs NathanWho watches these matches?
Anybody remember when Shelton was the future? Man, time does fly.
>>157279995
botkutjes...
Ready for the high IQ advices
>>157280017doesn't say what they would fill them with
>>157279864It sounds a little like gout. Inflammatory arthritis. They'll have to do a blood test to make sure.
>>157280050He was talking about his shanked balls filling every available seat
>>157280062they should make that a challenge of some sort
heres why seb korda is a top 10 player
>>157280049to benny:>at 15-40come onbe aggressive here manand then it became 30-40
>>157280061i was a fat shit alcoholic for a few years and got gout, it was awfulthey put me on a medication to get it under controli lost a lot of weight, work out daily, eat better and quit drinking during the week, and I don't need to take the meds anymoregout fucking sucks man, nothing more painful and debilitating in my life
>>157280130He just needs more time to win Wimbledon
>Montreal to get a roofed courtToronto ass well?
>>157280169I'm not fat or alcoholic. Now that I think about it maybe I just hurt myself during some fucking ping pong I played earlier this week and am too retarded to remember it. Then it took a few days to really start being bad.
Why is there a moth on court?
Hello barkeep, can I have a stein of Bereitschaftsdienst please?
>>157280364you're not making any sense
Just how good is Hubert Hurkacz...
>>157280375See, I'm implying that any long German word is the name of a beer as an act of whimsyThis is a very calm post so don't bother
>>157280395Calm up.
>>157280395stay calm and stop being silly
>stay aggressivegreat advice
>>157280422Poor advice. He should have told him to calm down instead.
>>157280395But I already abbreviated
>>157280428he won it! the df to win it was because of benny's aggression?
Shelton has some nice TIDDIES
>shelton will be the first multiple time leafland champion since the big 420 slams is inevitable
>>157280452Why doesn't he wear a bra like Flavio?
Has he stopped with this cupping nonsense?
>>157280456looks like it, also didn't do it at the australian open (the ao)
Hearing reports it's 1hr40m till the next match?? I just opened a beer
looks retarded and disgustingyoutube.com/watch?v=7iR-fOW4Kxo?t=412
Absolute kino point from vdz
Kino point in the Hurkacz macz
Botic is a kino machine (when he isn't busy choking)
>tough like taylorwhat did benny mean by that
>>157280434oh no no no
boticbroers!
>hurkwab
Classic hurtkash
these performance ratings could lowkey be turning fans off the sport, I've never seen them above a 7.8
need a tennis-enjoying gf
>>157280724griekspoor had a 9.6 against zverev for the final set
>>157280735Im going on a tennis date with a girl I met at the DMV open this weekend. She seems really into professional tennis. Pretty wild, considering I never had a gf who showed even an inkling of interest in tennis.
>>157280742that was benny shelly against buttsby for the final set actually
>>157280754Like actually playing? Hope it goes well. feel like you'd need to be better than her or she'd get the ick
>>157280754>the DMV openthe DMV is closed
>>157280769wait Im actually gonna have to play?
>>157280795that is what we all assumedwhat did you think it would be
>>157280986As long as he makes sure to work several classic /atp/ memes such as Johannus Monday, THE X Y and calm down into conversation, I'm sure he will be ok
>>157281034>and calm down into conversationkek do this
>>157281034>Happy belated Johannus by the way!>Happy what?>You don't know THE...?>Umm no? What are you talking about?>Calm down.
>>157281237Kek
fink.i will support griekspoor
I know he won't because he's Botic, but if he keeps playing like this he might actually have a shot at the title with this kind of draw.
To koniec
>>157281316I'd like to see him win a title for some reason, I think mainly because his almost-win was the most pathetic choke of all time. And I have adjacent fondness for any Dutch player due to my love for Tim van Rijthoven.
>>157281328Botic is a kino player. True ball knowers have always rated his play when he's on. But as most journeymen he's way too inconsistent and has no mental.
>>157281328>Tim van RijthovenF>>157281345>mentaluse your words
why couldn't hurkacz win?
>finishing just in time for scatmaneBased
Quick trivia question - when Carloth Alcarath lost to Botic van de Zandschulp at the 2024 USO R2, he was the 3rd seed. Who was the 2nd seed?(asking lowk because I just looked up the YT vid and I have no idea? zverlingz? meddy?)
>>157281383Many such cases
>>157281393Must have been Novak because of all of his 2023 points.
>>157281451I forgot Binner was on the clostebol by then
>>157281345Here's the point that started the comeback.
>>157281509just like my animes
>>157281509lol how the fuck
>>157281500His true ascension started in late 23 and then he already won AO 24 to start the next year.
When is this semen slurping Mensatmane match gonna start>not before 18:3010 minutes???
have a horrid feeling Tatmane won a masters
>>157281588yes
I swear Daniel Aguilera is a made up player by the tennis deep state
watching Mensik is so tiresome
>>157281826He’s so dreamy
Keep confusing this thread with some fucking rugby thread
>>157281769It’s grug in disguise. He won poomag
>>157282015What exactly does he get out of being disguised?
The main event of the day has started by the way
Van De Sandsculpt!
>>157282079Ever heard of the element of surprise? Skinner will never see it coming
I will not forgive and forget this 45 mins of Atamand Nenshit I have had to watchI will remember
7-5 is the worst tennis score by far and i will never let :gaytp: convince me otherwise
>>157282250Many have been saying this (Actually the worst score is a 61 in the last set where a player has given up but doesn't even retire or eat the bagel)
He's vulnerable, Casper
>>157280364Bier her, Bier her, oder ich fall umBier her, Bier her, oder ich fall umSoll das Bier im Keller liegenund ich hier die Ohnmacht kriegen?Bier her, Bier her, oder ich fall um
What the fuck is Fraudseca doing
He’s a fucking disgrace
How do you say "confirmed fraud status" in authentic Brazilian?
>caspaul rudd
This is what tennis is meant to be. Guys who are a bit shit but with big weapons. Zoomers just hit an 8/10 backhand and forehand then look at you like Brendan frasier int he wheel
Guys, guys, relax. Post-Masters Ruud is a different beast.
Furiously brushing up my Norwegian skills right now
>>157282712Don’t even ask them about it they have two forms of their language and not even they can explain they
>>157282807One language for each week of the masters 1000 experience. Pragmatic
GOATsecaNever in doubt
>>157282712Don't you mean Portuguese?
Fonz wins the next set 6-1
>>157282845No, because I need to be able to say "spinny forehand merchant fraud" in Norwegian
>>157282839I mean if you give any pro 5 double faults in a set they'll probably take you to a tiebreak and get lucky too
Oh shit Atmane the title favourite lostIt's wide open now
Imagine the kino if Fedgoat coached Ruudgoat
>>157282919Ruud plays way more like a really shitty Nadal. But imagine the unmatched xyzkino if Fedgoat coached Musetti and taught him how to serve
Going to fucking bed fuck this sack of lard
>>157282954Ok, but enough about current Carlos
>>157282949Imagine if he taught him how to not retire from a match
*South African accent* Ebsolutely Fonstoppable
*nasal tennis commentator voice* Joewawow Fontzecka, ladies and gentlemen. This is incredible. How did he hit that?
>>157283010Dealing with Saffas accent are the worst part about rugby
>>157282847Apologize
>PoopyrinThis is Tirante's title to lose
>>157283497Ben will win
>>1572822507-6 with less than 5 winners is worse
https://x.com/atptour/status/2085893031190818957?s=46Wtf is this new humiliation ritual the canadians are making the ballslaves do now?Isnt carrying sweaty towels back and forth bad enough?
>>157284085wearing psycho bunny is humiliation enough
The battle of the Fatties! Sumo Tennis!
>>157283497He'll have to get past our guy Tien Shinhan first
How do you Euros cope with all the good (relative) matches being at 1 am?VPN users from Langley don't count
>>157286704Is that the Hound?
>Borges v DarderiIf you told me these bozos play every week I’d believe you
Would a Fonseca-Jodar final break /atp/ forever?
>>157287020As opposed to what? A Rinderknech - Tirante? At this stage there's no "normal" final.
>>157287131No I just mean that the two hyped/memed on prospects playing in a masters finale would cause strong levels of shitposting
Wait I get it, if Learner Tien wins a 1000 he will change his name to Master
>>157287329>When I last met you, I was but a Learner Tien, now I am the Master TienIt's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>157287329Maybe he'll come out with a statement for the ages like "learning never stops" and retains his name
Happy birthday to GOAT!!!
>>157287659Happy Birthday Rog!
>>157286500>LangleyWe say DMV here
>>157286704I just wanna know what he's up to these days. We know where Courier, Agassi, and Chang ended up. Pete just kind of went suburban dad mode and disappeared. You think he even plays tennis for fun anymore? It's not like he can show up at a clinic at his local rec center and play doubles games.
>Boring vs Dud-eri>Worst Cousin vs Nakashitty>Czech Leheck vs New Rafa>Fat Fils vs SnorrieOnly Lehecka Jodar excites me today
>>157287659Based
Montreal 2009, now that was a draw
>the absolute state of this atp
nogaemz
>>157288934bit grim today
>>157289797>top 8 seeds into QFhow crisp and clean and satisfying
>>157289797even crazier were the outcomes of each quarterfinal
>>157288912Let the man retire in peace
>>157288934how's Fils been looking?
Time for Doodoori
Fonseca looks like a young Randy Quaid
>>157291098dead onwe had a kid called Quaid (first name( in high school) absolute autist
Why do shitters always go 3 sets
>>157291465Because
>>157291098Randy Quaid is based
Welp. He blew it
Based Darderi
not watching anything but Lehecka - Jodar later
2008 us open final full match came up on Youtube. Phwoar this used to be a sport
Remember Frauderer’s insane campaign against Hawkeye. Every call going his way in this game of course
>7-5 Motherfucker
>Rinderknech vs Nakashima
>>157292418Will he shit up the USO again?
Challenger tier play
The fact that this tournament is going to last another 8 days is insane. We should be witnessing the semi finals right now.
>>157292865>another 8 daysnah it ends thursday
>>157293167you whatwe need to mussolini gaudenzi
>>157293167kek I forgot the prestigious Thursday final. The tour has turned into a joke.
>>157293182>>157293206i like this one and cincinnati woven together like thisyou'd think someone saw that last year and would've gone 'wow that's completely retarded let's never do that again' but no
The sky looks mad af
>>157293627oh well
>The shelter-in-place has been lifted. Spectators are now free to move around the site
>Hinderkvetch
Joder Lekek started
>>157295563I just know the first set will end in a tb
>>157295579Lekek has a high hold percentage. Not sure about the ball girl slayer.
impressive
He is beginning to believe
At this point Jodar is going to win USO. Only Zverev and Fritz can stop him...
Is he that guy?
Really starting to regret bitching out in a post I made circa Feb when I said Jodar will win slams this year or nextJust give him the USO now
>>157296129Remember when people said Fonz would win slams? Now those were the times...
I overslept. Has Jodar done the lace thing yet? Was Rinder - Nakashima good?
>>157296435>Was Rinder - Nakashima good?kek
>Snorrie lastwhose idea was this?
If Fils remains uninjured, he's winning this.
>>157297768>cheering for beating the top 50s worst servebot
>>157297799calm down
black excellence bros..
>>157297884If Norrie goes to tiebreak, he wins the match
*South African accent* it's an ebsolute Filst for the eyes right now
>Jodar - FilsI mean, come on, even you people have to admit that's going to be good.
tennis should be a rich person sport
>>157298000lmfaaaaaaoooo the best form of reality TV
>>157298213Last as Fils stays healthy
Call him jean-luc jodard cause he is KINO Just a bit I’m working on
>Griekspoor vs Aguilera>Tien vs TiranteAnother day of absolute bangers coming in
When GreekSpore wins the whole thing, it will be hilarious.
Fonshelta could be kino
>>157300349pretty sure i did it without the jean-luc part unless i was going to then didn't or it was another anon or i have a fake memory of said anon
>>157300771archive says no
>>157298213What's the point when you can't watch it?
>>157301197An adult can survive with three hours of sleep.
>>157301347Feels like shit though
>>157301504That's my secret, Cap... I always feel like shit.
>>157301197can't you sleep in the early evening before the match then back to sleep after the match? It's not something I would do most nights but one night for a potentially decent match is different
>>157301583I don't think I like tennis enough to disrupt my sleep for it desu. Would have to be a final at least.
>>157301638That said, I'm still committed to this gen thoubeit
>>157301583For a slam. Maybe.Not for this lol
M-maybe they’ll put Jodils in the daytime and save the prestigious Darderi Nakashika clash for the night session
>>157300742Ben shouting louder than the entire Brazilian crowd will be worth the watch
Tennis has died.
These reruns are not helping bein sports...
>>157302472Darderi would triple bagel these plumbers.
It’s over
>>157302537Fake injury because he wants to focus solely on slams after shitting the bed at RG?
>>157302537Based Sinncaraz only showing up for a couple of slams per year, and completely ignoring the other tournaments once they won it once.Crash this fucking sport down
>>157302537How do you get injured when you haven't been playing?
>>157302585The Djokovic route is the new best route to take. Debate me
>>157302472Nadal broke serve noice one Rafa
Binner is giving opponents dangerous momentum. He should be trying to play Jodar and Fonseca every chance he gets to mentally pigeonise them.
>>157302785https://www.gazzetta.it/Tennis/ATP/06-08-2026/sinner-il-ginocchio-e-ok-e-a-montecarlo-si-allena-ad-alta-intensita.shtmlSome Italian article from a few days ago said that his knee seems fine so suspicious withdrawal. Not that I really blame him. It's obviously the best thing to do if you're an actual slam contender
Slams should no longer award ranking points
>>157302961Agreed, they’re ITF not ATP events. And this would avoid slam merchantry and force players to be more consistent
>>157302974>Luciano Darderi extends his lead as the current ATP #1 after reaching the final of the 250 Gstaad Open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m3nuCLkDYU
>>157303187let me guess: 90% short mid court put aways after an error by the opponent; 5% passing shots which don't relate to an actual rally ball backhand; 3% good bhs; 2% shanks
Greek is exceptionally poor today. Is he injured?
>>157303235Last EU stimulus package fell through
>>157303219unlike the highlight shots of exciting players such as
Based Christina Aguilera
>>157303307>that scorelineMaybe it actually is Grug in disguise
>>157303265*downfall voice* fonseca will lose weight and unlock his potential from the east
>>157303265also, open the video:>3 passing shots in a rowtheyre not real backhands
>>157302645Yeah can't blame the players, this two week format is just abysmal.
learners...
Just realized that "Tirante" is Spanish for "suspender". In case you want to do other puns aside from the "Learner becoming a Master" thing.
>>157303712Tenemos tirante Gaudenzi
Never doubted Learner
>>157303712I've been workshopping a Tiagiant Augustus Tyrant bit for weeks but it hasn't quite come together
>Provided they’re fit to play, both Alcaraz and Sinner will show up to the US Open without having played Canada or Cincinnati…>Since 1990 (the year Masters began), no man won the US Open without playing Canada or Cincinnati.Without looking it up, do you know the last time the 4 slams had 4 different winners?
Based Learnder Somebody shoop his face on Ralph
>>157303853Why the mighty 2012 of coursh
>>157303853Gotta be one of the years stanimal won
>>157303858Good guess but it actually happened more recently than that
>>157303875gonna be something in the peak fraudulent, should be wiped from history, 2020-22 era
They are ramping up the darkness filter again
>>157303917gaudenzi did this somehow
>>157303844>workshoppingkek
>>157303872>>1573039102014Stan won the aussieNadal won rgNovak won wimbyCilic won uso penIs the most recent. That year was also the last time we had 2 first time slam winners in a single year.
>>157303875Must be 2014 then with Cilic. 2020 technically had 3 different winners for the 3 slams but you said 4 winners.
Jesus, I don't remember Tirante being this annoying in other games. You did a standard drop shot, bruh. While getting your ass bageled. That celebration was retarded.
Still like 3 hours until the next match
>>157303991Um, the winner of Wimbledon was the healthcare first liners, chud
>>157304085kek based
>>157303959this post concerns me, please elaborate
>>157304144The idea of sitting in a proper workshop looking for the right tools to craft a proper Tirante joke just amused me
Learner is choking hard
Zverlings bros, unsere Zeit ist gekommen>>157304084who cries for 25 seconds?
>>157304476As the official 4th best player in the world that should be good news for Felix, no?
>>157304509Based
>>157304505>As the official 4th best player in the world ... Felixhah that can't be true. funny you
>>157304509he really is pretty good. He just needs to upgrade from his UVA coaches and get some actual ex pro who can train his serve, court placement and probably other stuff to be better.
>>157304509>consecutive masters qfsholy fucking meme statshapo is the first left-handed canadian to be ranked number 43 in the world
>>157304509We need a final solution to the Spanish problem.
>>157304682Dont worry, when their royal succession crumbles this time you will get them.
Will Jodar become the new Ferrer once Grug returns soon™?
>>157305250>Casper Ruudlol
>>157305268>former world number 2, three-time slam finalist, Madrid Open winner, former 250 vulture, Casper Ruudlmao even
It's time
>>157304518heh
Joe's here to play
He’s a disgrace
Fonzwarriors I gotta go to bed. Pls carry the flame
>>157306197Rest easy, friend. We'll take it from here
Big Ben vs Fraudseca heating up
>>157302645When South Korea is paying each of these guys $2.3 million for a 2 set exhibition, any year end bonus reduction for missing tournaments is just peanuts to these guys.
BENYOU HAD THE BREAK POINT
Fraudseca
The Benmeister has STRUCK
You stand at the net, you take your chances. Have your fucking hands ready, you dipshit Brazilian
Shelton will finally win his 20 promised slams
Based
Rodgoat
I miss when players had performance ratings above 8.0
>>157306437>didn't play a major for 4 yearsCharlie is trying to break that record
Lardseca just needs return the ball and retard Shelton will self destruct
Fonzback
The netGOD has... been tempted
It's so fucking over
Uh oh
Just how good is Benjamin Shelworth?
BACK on serve>>157306610Probably 10th in the world
>wearing meme shoes
good game, yes no?
Ben's dad is louder than the Brazilians in the crowd
Wtf was that
>>157306714Brazilian trick to make him slip
>>157306722Those dirty cheaters...!
Fonseca at 100% would double bagel this guy
Surely somebody will create a new thread?
>Fonseca match>there's a tb
>Shelton match>there's a tb
>>157306845>>157306848volumes
I thought this Fonseca guy was good
>>157306865He's a bust. Yoda is the new hotness.
>>157306881kek every time
>America vs Europe in all but one QFKino
>>157306901Omg i cant take any of these scrubs winning it all
That Aguilera vs Nakashima final is gonna hit different
more like womensik
Sik break bro
Is Sinner really injured on his knee or is he just making excuses to steamroll US Open?
Calling it now:Botic will humiliate all these zoomers.
>>157307640imagine if these morons could hold a break
Mensik in Montreal
>>157307609Hang onI'll ask him
>>157306881hes right
Did really no one bake
>>157309308Let it die.
>>157309386>>157309386>>157309386>>157309386Noveau
