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How do you find a loyal woman as an athlete?
>>157270501remember when the becky hammon said brunson would never win a champion cause he was to short to lead a team?
>>157270517you find them in high school or college. models aint it.lukas wife was his childhood gf tho so its not 100%.
How did baseketball rape and gape baseball so hard despite them having ever buff possible?
>>157270577Based college football blowing the fuck out of you losers
>>157270544Foids are foids bro no matter where you meet them
>>157270522She tripled down on it to, dumb cunt
>>157270544No, you find them after you retire
>>157270522>>157271207She was not wrong though. If I bet you even money that you cant flip a coin and hit heads three times in a row, and then you flip the coin three times in a row and hit heads every time. You win the bit but I was still correct in my losing bet and you are still retarded.
>>157271242But she was wrong. Imagine how good a player you have to be to be a starting nba point guard at 5'8 pr whatever brunson is. Very good players tend to win
>>157271316lol i think bill parcels famously said something like "if you have a team full of exceptions you suck"
Let's be real, KAT was the best player on the Knicks followed by OG
>>157271361for me it was OG followed by Kat but yeah bumson is not in the top 2 either way
>>157271242>She was not wrong though.She was though, he literally won
>>157271372She was wrong but her analysis was correct
>>157271407The greatest point guard of all time is a manlet (by nba standards)
Every team LeBron James ever lost to in the finals was Better than Every team Mj ever beat. And it’s not even close.Forget who he had on his team, who did they have to face.
>BREAKING: Kawhi Leonard had a hidden, multimillion-dollar "sponsorship" with Clippers' scoreboard-maker, sources tell @PabloTorre.
>>157271684If Kawhi and Ballmer don't get brutally punished league is a joke
>>157271684>Balmer paid Kawhi 6579865 billion under the table>so he could play half the time and make it out kf the second round once
so do you want luka to win his custody battle or get completely pulled his pants down by his ex?>lakeshit season gets decided by how this case gets solvedlol lmao
>>157271537Ok mr Paul go back to rubbing Adeles feet
>>157271871I want your girl to bring me my pina colada when I take my bi-annual bali trip
>>157270985Go back to watching looksmaxxing Kick streams zoombie
>>157271242She was wrong. Her theory is based on nonmodern nba that favors players like jalen brunson. It makes no sense. Theres no defense anymore so little guys that jack threes can win. Saying that little guys couldnt win 30 years ago doesnt mean anything
>>157268735didn't say I was wrong though lolkerr defenders hate it when you bring up the fact that luke fucking walton (aka a coach so bad that the kangz didn't even want him) lead the warriors to a 39-4 start in their famous 2016 73 win season
>>157271835Kawhi got good dick game but goddamn
>>157271684The investigation just got 5 years longer.
>>157270577>Soccer barely worth mentioning Based. Soccer will always be a sport for Europoors, Sudacas and Nafris
>>157271242She wasn't wrong at all an most ball knowers know it. Jalen Brunson being a championship caliber first option despite being an undersized combo guard that doesn't really do anything at an elite level means that the league is either rigged or broken in a massive way. He was Lukas sidekick on the Mavs. No 2nd option becomes a championship caliber 1st option after leaving in free agency.
>>157271835good thing kawhi has 0 fans otherwise he'd be gettin flamed
Since entering the league in 2003, LeBron has more rings than the Lakers. Don’t talk about expectations of greatness, when he graciously lifted your franchise from the depths of Hell.
which team has the best trio?
>>157271537>Slammed the door on the Showtime Lakers' dynasty>Stopped Charles Barkley from ever getting a ring >Stopped the best P&R duo of all time from getting a ring twice Better than getting buttblasted by the Spurs twice, Dirk and JJ Barea, and the Curriors who didn't need Durant to beat them
Say you’re scared of the Knicks
>>157270517make sure they're not jewish
>>157272514theyre a one season wonder. Hell they already lost Mitchell
>>157272466Should be Kelsey, Sophie and a janitor
>>157272551gonna be weird when they repeat and everybody says they knew they were going to
even luca can't keep a woman. what hope do you have?
>>157272991>Trump>Putin>Brad Pitt>Luka Doncic>ShaqBrother this only proves that keeping a woman has nothing to do money or power. Luka is the face of the biggest franchise and the most popular player after Bron retires and his girl is going. You either accept your girl is going or you step up and act like a real nigga
>>157273076i'm not your 'brother', jeet
>>157273096Flag full of weirdos you can't even reply to them anymore
>[TMZ] Luka Dončić’s ex-fiancée has reportedly filed a new claim in Slovenia seeking $50 million in a custody and support dispute—$40M for herself and $10M for their two daughters—while also seeking to reduce Luka’s custody time from two days per week to one.>$40M for herself and $10M for their two daughtersYOU CANT TRUST THESE HOESMO MONEY MO PROBLEMS
>>157272991It's not like he tried hard. He had 2 kids with her and made her his permanent fiancé while cheating on her with LA thots.
>>157273129>$40 million for herself and $10 million for their two daughterslmao WTF?>Reduced visitation down from 2 days a week to 1He would only see his very young daughters a total of 52 days out of the year. Fewer than 2 months. That bitch is evil and doesn't want his kids to have a relationship with their father.
kawhi is cooked, looks like my rapties won't win the chip this year :(
>>157273232It was commonly known that his uncle Dennis was a shiester that was asking for under the table deals during his free agency. If they didn't give a shit back then then why bring it up now? The evidence wasn't exactly well hidden.
>>157273147what are we doing if a multimillionaire, top 10 in the world at his craft can't get some strange on the side?
Luka's ex is being vindictive. He was probably cheating on her and creeping too much into instathots DMs
>>157272989it's not gonna be weird when they don't win another til 2079
>>157273283nothin wrong with that, just don't pretend to love your family more than anything else in the world
>>157273232Why did you leaf retards think you were winning with him? If he was an actual impact player any more the Clippers wouldn't be a perennial first round exit.He was going to use the Raptors as an escape hatch for the mess he made in LA, con them into an extension and then develop "soreness" 50 games a year until he retired. The trade being canceled saved the Toronto front office from doing something incredibly stupid
>>157272352She's right in concept (short lead guards aren't usually on championship teams) but was wrong about brunson (who has been showing hes a quality lead guard since he arrived in ny)
>>157272378I love KLAW, best Raptor
ayo a new wemby just dropped and he 6'9
>How many fucking side deals have we made with Kawhi?kwab
luka could just pay a nigga 1k to take his wife out
>>157273537>6'9
>>157273129KWABOTY
>>157274002haha
>>157273560he could also retire right now with enough money for him, his kids, his kids kids, and move back to slovenia. but he's a liar and a narcissist.
ant'd
>>157271242she's wrong because she was specifically talking about Brunson. When asked to clarify she meant him, because he was "too little". Who gives a fuck about the ACKTUALLY, historically argument. She was a small guard champion in the WNBA. She specifically should have known better. Instead, she got a TV gig in that stupid ESPN hot take bubble, drew a red line saying production, talent, fundamentals, work ethic, and leadership don't matter because of a fucking number on a height chart. It was a dumb take then and she didn't have the credibility to say that without pushback.
>>157274021kek didn't even marry her and she's taking his shit.
>>157274039yeah but why would she drop it in californiai guess luka is loved so much that he'd be the literal only man to ever win a divorce case in the history of the state so she had to refile
>>157274024>says something cannot happen because has not happened beforeThis is called Black Swan Blindness. Brunson confirmed apocalyptic harbinger for the wembysexual. Anyone can be beat, and now the league knows it.
>>157274083smarter, greedier ((lawyers))
>>157274002Lol, no way is this real
>>157273537All the mid talent and none of the freak measurables
y'all should watch some family court on youtube, check out court watchers and court archives. if there's disagreement between parties, judges basically write whatever order they feel like writing, sometimes they don't even pay attention to the evidence presented to them. slovenia prolly has no authority to garnish luka's wages for child support or spousal support, which is why they filed in california. why drop it in cali then? idk, but that's why they want the full lump sum up front now.
This shit is happening to Luka and I'm supposed to believe it wouldn't happen to me?
>>157274178the difference is luka has money to reimburse the state, your ass would go to jail for not havin garnishable wages.
Yall faggots are gossiping about luka meanwhile Jalen Brown just had one of the greatest press conferences in 76ers HISTORY
>>157274178it happened to johnny depp when he was the literal #1 most popular actor. that got memoryholed big time and everybody rewired their brains to alter history to where they sided with him the whole time rather than face the cold hard reality. a frequent and often used tactic really, that's why nobody ever learns from their mistakes.
>>157274232>one of the greatest press conferences in 76ers HISTORYfuck off retard, i watched allen iverson's career live
>>157274249The bar is low indeed
>>157274266Even in LeDiddy's own propaganda the bubble ring doesn't count kek
>>157274266>2.5 more months of this gay cringe shit
>bronsexuals do it for free
>>157274178Why can’t you incels into the concept that being rich and famous doesn’t mean you’re a good partner? >Oh wow the prophet Clavicular is proven right again! *pops pimple* Just like Nick Fuentes said, Your girl is going! *vomits in mouth and eats it* If Luka can’t keep a girl, with all his money and status, what hope does a chud like me have? *kills self*Or: Luka was being an aloof dick because he thinks he’s all king of the world and fucking chicks on the side, and if he’s going to be like that and the only reason to stay with him is money, you might as well leave him and take his money and find a real connection.
>>157274287bronsexuals would pay to do it
>>157274266Can you make a wallpaper version of this please for a iPhone 12
Nuggets signed alpha diallo and lonnie walker and called it a day
>>157273181>the mom wants the kids to stay with her in slovenia for 6 days a week, then to fly all the way to los angeles just to spend 1 day with the dad before going back again
>>157274298for real, just look at how luka behaves on the court. he blows up if he doesn't get exactly what he expects. his sense of entitlement is off the charts. i wouldn't want to raise my kids around a person like that in the jewish tranny hellscape of los angeles.
>>157274298You're close to the truth, it's how you act but it's not being "a dick". Plenty of people are assholes to their wives or girlfriends while keeping them in line. McGregor does it with his wife, openly cheating and embarrassing her, but they seemingly have a healthy loving relationship. Issue is none of you niggas know the game
Just had a dream that former Orlando magic guard jameer Nelson changed his name to jamiroquai Nelson and he would always wear the hat
>>157274002Ant really has no filter lel
>>157274357be honest, did you have to google how to spell jamirokawhi
>>157273310This is just sad. You can't even trust high school sweethearts anymore
oh my god
>>157274382No, I'm a fan of the band
>>157273473Die
>>157274420based and 420 pilled
>>157274414If Brown couldn't handle Gaytum I really wanna see how he's going to react to LeBum and Embleed
>>157273537>a fucking manlet
>>157274414niggas getting centeld in 2027 - 4 months baka
>ANAMARIA I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE>LET ME SEE MY FUCKING KIDS BITCH
>>157274431god fucking DAMN IT, Honestly I thought JB would say something like that.lesson learned.
>>157274083She can bribe a Slovenian judge easier
>>157274432no
had some nice jellybelly in my side but it's because i bought bean boozled so i have no idea which one to enjoy. yesterday i accidentally bit on the booger's flavor and that was the quickest i ever spat on some thing.
I'm dropping an official decree: Ben Simmons is here by banned from all draft bust discussions. He is officially not a draft bust
>>157274445time to update your translator, bambang
>>157274298>implying the girl would be angry her boyfriend who gives her unlimited funds is 2000 miles away leaving her free to do whatever she wants And with this display of lack of knowledge you have the gal to call other people 'incel'
Name one team.
>>157274453Pedodelphia 76xirs
>>157274450have you considered that it would be super shitty to put 2 toddlers on an international flight every week so luka can pretend to love his kids you fucking retard?
>>157274320Im just glad they aren't wasting any years of jokic
>>157274450Women aren’t the soulless sexbots you created in your head, they are ensouled people who fall in love and want a connection just like you. When they find it they can be so loyal that they’d fight with police trying to arrest you for domestic violence *against them*. If they don’t find it, and all you have is money, yeah, you’re probably getting divorce raped.
>>157274460could've been worse could've been in the nasty custody case just so you can get to see your own children
>>157274448He won a championship in fishing dude he's certified
>>157274458>The problem isn't the wife being a crazy bpd bitch and not moving to LA, it's purely logistical!
>population of men with a ride or die in /nba/: 2
>>157274458Have you considered learning how to comprehend English?
>>157274465This would get so many upvotes on reddit
Simp ITT
>>157274477moving your kids to slovenia instead of los angeles is based as fuck though
And this doesnt even include Topic
>>157274489Updoot accepted. Thanks kind stranger
Who knew Luka yells at the refs simply as a pressure release valve from having to deal with his woman's tantrums all these years.
Who knew Luka was such a victim that he had to flirt with a ref on TV
>>157274501An entire nation of men named after Santa
I just find it funny that some people are trying to characterise Luka as an abuser, when this stuff only really happens when you don't abuse women enough
If Luka beat the shit out of his wife and served a suspension for it would it increase or decrease his standing with NBA players?
>>157274518>some people are trying to characterise Luka as an abuserare the people in the room right now
>>157274523https://x.com/kylietcheung/status/2085490979306414365I expect an apology
>>157274515>nikola nikolic
>>157274532kek, nice one, retard
>>157274544>New schizo in the genWow I was worried we were about to run out!
>>157274518Finally a based knower enters the thread
Anybody else keep a basketball in hand when watching the NBA? I like to keep a basketball in hand, slap my hands on it and twirl it on my fingers. Let’s go! Just helps to keep me locked in, on my A game. I’m also a b-baller, so I’ve got to watch the game with a basketball in hand, maybe dribble it a little at my feet while on the couch. Yessir! Them boys can’t fuck with us! Haha!Anybody else?
>>157273464>The ex coming back 7 years laterRaptors are sad
>>157274670>Anybody else keep a basketball in hand when watching the NBA? I like to keep a basketball in hand, slap my hands on it and twirl it on my fingers. Let’s go! Just helps to keep me locked in, on my A game. I’m also a b-baller, so I’ve got to watch the game with a basketball in hand, maybe dribble it a little at my feet while on the couch. Yessir! Them boys can’t fuck with us! Haha!>Anybody else?
>>157273076She'll only fuck with guys who have money.
>>157274670Does anyone else own a basketball? Jesus Juan
Luka must have been fucking some LA skanks or something cause wow.
>Basketball is my favorite sport!>I like the way they dribble up and down the court!
my celties! :)))))))))))
>>157273129>Has sex before marriage>Wants a supermax settlementJokes aside. We need to normalise "family annihilation" as a response to this.
>>157274458Asking someone to live in LA for a few years for the lifestyle she’s getting out of it is not asking a lot. I’d live in fucking India for millions of dollars. Without luka she’d be a waitress or some shit making 200 a month back in her shithole. It’s really not asking much to live in LA for 3 years until he retires from injuries.
>>157270501I need wemby's pussy in my bbc~
>>157270522who da fucque is becky hammonsounds like a woman
Asking 40 million for just yourself is insane. At least try to pretend it's all for the kids
>>157274518Abuser of what? Milkshakes?
>>157273129>breakup before get they get married>UMMMM, that'll be 60 millions plus tip????
>>157273129women are evil, only thing that matter to them is themselves
>>157275650>probably couldn't hit a three in 100 tries>fucks a basketball player>40 million
>Give me 40 mil>But also no, you can't see the kidsMight as well let the multi millionaire father keep the kids
>>157276620with that money i'd just hire an assassin to [REDACTED]
this is why you don't marry WOMEN, you marry the game.
Lose height
>>157276646KD on holiday in birmingham?
>>157271242‘cord hated this one
Michael Jordan's a baby boomer but doesn't feel like it to me, always thought of him as an early Gen Xer, but he was born 1963 and the cutoff for baby boomers is 1964I think 1963 boomers are still a lot more boomer than 1996 millennials are millennial though
More Kawhi drama. Could them NBA suspend him for an entire season? He's at the center of two salary cap circumvention scandals.
>>157270517There is no such thing as a 'woman athlete' anymore, just instagram influencers masquerading as athlete's.
>>157277356he needs to be banned permanently, If this was a fucking roleplayer the NBA would have locked his ass up.
Going from being hated in LA to beloved in Philly does things to a man
>
>Title in year TWO in Miami>Title in year TWO in Cleveland >Title in year TWO in LA76ers confirmed for losing finals
>>157277416LeCringe
>>157271361>>157271371>scored in the biggest moments>played the best when it mattered most>45 points (half of his teams total) to win the FinalsSeethe all you want, the Brungod owns you
>>157277556Do you think you spaced the floor all by himself
>>157277416Lots of players don’t want to play for the lakers because the fans are ruthless. Westbrook got death threats every time he had a bad game so I don’t blame them.
>>157277541Yeah this is a little forced.
>>157276620To get 20m, you ask for 40m. Anamaria knows the game
>>157277575I think he was the best player in the entire Finals
>>157277615And he did it all by himself!
>>157271242No lies>>157272352No one reading all this
>>157277618Brungod makes you melty
>>157277740But I think he could win the finals if he played on the 2011 bobcats. I genuinely think he's better than Michael Jordan
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lf5Ekwd8yHU>LeDemonic Entity
Meal~
Nigga eatining vomit in a plate.
I'm so annoyed meal posting isn't banned on site. It's the height of off-topic posting for an nba board, especially considering we have an entire board dedicated to cooking, which also will often have a thread dedicated to current meals..
>>157277840I used to get banned for meal posting. It's based on who's boyfriends with janny.
post some Bulgarian cuisine or SYBAU
>>157277849Almost completely unrelated but there's a Bulgarian stand up comedian in my town and she's not only not funny, but she also hates the fact that she's Bulgarian. She said Bulgaria's greatest contribution to the world is low quality pornography. Is this true?
>>157277840Niggas got his panties in a knot
>>157277829Pure slop. You eat like a slave.
>>157273257It was well known that he ASKED for stuff, since so many teams in talks with him reported it to the league. But as the NBA always does with rulebreakers, they just put their head in the sand and pretended everything was fine until they simply couldn't do it anymore because of people outside the league showing receipts (see: Rozier). ..Even when the team he signed with has an owner who - despite being an owner for only 20 minutes - had already been busted multiple times trying to do the exact kind of shit Uncle Dennis wanted
>>157274720i listen to that song during my weekly run
>>157277305based boomer still making them seethe
>>157277356Raptorsisters our response?
It's klawver
Raptors really gave up OG for some bust
>>157277954Not true but also 100% of stand up "comedians" are cringe and unfunny. Women aren't funny by default either. If she's in your town she's not even Bulgarian. You made all that up either way.
>>157277840stop being jealous he gets (yous) and you dont
kawhi's sister murdered some dude of course shady shit runs in the whole family
>>157278154>dont want to pay OG>Pay Quickley it doesnt make any sense
>>157278155I did not. The whole show was unfunny to me, but her whole shtick of "Oh look at me I'm an Eastern European girl I have a PUSSY and I have SEX with MEN that have MONEY" was particularly awful.
>>157277363Brother, he meant as an successful athlete, how do you meet women who aren't gold digging whores.
>>157270517>How do you find a loyal woman as an athlete?Just keep trying until you find the one that will sign a prenup.Alternatively live a parallel life in a random ass place where no one knows you during the offseason.
>>157278206Self hating europoor. nauseating
>>157278229doesnt schroeder try to fight him in the back after this or something
>>157278253kek that's rondo my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ef9RB7KMXc
How does mealanon afford all his meals everyday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY0zXeq5FiY
>>157278206>girl I have a PUSSYLiterally every woman comedian.
this is your sport.
>>157278363He's half jew
>>157278392>LeMickey>125>1+2+5=8>he's not getting more>8 is Kobe's numberHe can't keep getting away with this...
>>157278438Bros??
>>157278298oh fuck. they really all do look the same to me i guess
>>157277840the thread is slow as fuck, you're gonna be ok
>>157278481I wish two girls like that would make fun of me for having a small penisAnyway, go Wizards
>>157278508>throat or dieis what he was saying at the diddy parties
>>157278521The King...
>>157278507You smarr Amelican penis.So smarr.
Which NBA player has the best proprioception currently?Related:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Booy9MGtMkwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsf84_ZEFwk
>>157278363His a half jew from long island. Statistically he’s one of the richer people in the country.
>>157278614proprioception and cognitive skills aint hooper shit
>>157278625What is, in your anonymous opinion, hooper shit then?
>>157278462everybody already knows lebum hired chinese assassins to kill kobe bryant here
>>157278363He uses money to buy them
>>157278462What the fuck it keeps getting worse...
>>157278636Ja, Ant man, Jaylen brown. Real dudes
Russ Harden KD reuniong in Seattle soon
>>157278804JB giving off real polar bear in Arlington vibes here
THE RIM REAPERS
>>157279030I'm still not used to seeing lamelo shaving his head. I keep mistaking him for his brother
Jokic
>>157279030Desperation move by minnesota when they got lamelo. Their window is closing so they took a home run swing. Probably won’t work out due to lamelo playing the retard brand of basketball
>>157270501Meal.
>>157279266is this the jewish meal guy? or the other one?
MVP mortal lock
>>157279275>there’s multiple mealanonsI can’t keep up with this
>>157279266Can't believe Americans don't have access to good pizza.
>>157279321New York pizza is good. Wouldn’t pay 14 bucks for it like that retard tho
>>157270501Nigga just got fried in an IG comment section
>>157279327The Kniskdirtrats won a non-asterisk chippy and there still hasn't been a single post of good New York pizza. Really makes me wonder if you guys actually have any. At least you guys win on burgers. Then again nobody has posted a good burger either...
So how good is the Coby, KK, Miller, Naz, Diabate lineup
>>157279266Roosevelt mall has the finest bitchs + fine foreigners and yet you still are always eating alone kek. Aren’t you 6’5. Get some bitches fag
>>157279344Damn, that shit funny @hassans.02
Nigga name hassan baka
>>157279344Fried his ass
So how good is the Kobe, KKK, Müller, Nas, Diabetes lineup
>>157279359Picking up girls at the mall is something 14 year olds do. Adults go to get shit, eat and dip
>>157279359let him eat in peace damn
Is he the guy who works at Walmart?
>>157279401There’s him, McDonalds poster, and the half black half jew from Long Island. Wendy’s guy I think was the Walmart guy idk.
STUNNING AND BRAVE: FORMER NBA PLAYER ENES KANTER FREEDOM DECLARES FOR THE WNBA DRAFThttps://x.com/EnesFreedom/status/2085772139869696032
just took a look at Kyrie's twitter and started crying
Niggas don't know about philly embitch shill jew chef anon. I wonder if he's bummed or happy about LeMickey joining his sixies.
Assuming mealanon was born in the early to mid 2000s, I find it hilarious that his dad, a black man who came up in 80/90s new york, married a jewish woman. Probably got disowned by the brotherhood for that one.
>>157279438Black people are the original jews.
>>157279492>black people oriinally ran the worlds banks right right
Is pre-season worth watching
>>157279511I wonder why all the major American banks are run by gentiles
>>157279429BASED
>>157279661>>157279429>Its's realHoly SOUL
bron's mumma got fuc.ked by many
>>157279661
bron's mumma's pussy in my bbc
>>157279704god bless black women
>Enes KanterAin’t this the dude who lebron bitched into retirement?
LePantied and Sissified
nigga really changed his surname to freedom
>>157279704Point 2 is bugoted: so what, a right leaning woman can't play in the NBA? This woman is bigoted
>>157279970Basketball is a left wing sport. Cry about it.
>>157279704>too right-leaningWhy is this ableist pig discriminating against a woman who just happens to have one leg be slightly shorter than the other?
We really bullied KD off twitter now the nigga gotta post in "Threads" lmfao
>>157279977Go tell the Balkans that
wuffs
Celtics looking underrated right now
I’d beat anyone itt to a pulp. Think twice before replying to me.
>>157280018imagine how much better they will be without a -6.2 on-off net rating from a selfish player holding the team back.
>>157280037beat THIS faggot *just fucking BLASTS a truly vulgar and heinous 6 second fart so violent i nearly shit my brains out all over your stupid post*
>>157280000ZESTY ass nigga
>>157280037
>>157280038how you feeling about Tatie's achillies?one false move and the team is torpedoedsay what you want about brown but he can carry them for a little if needed
Jordan Walsh breakout year
>>157280038I can imagine Gianpiss and Bam 83 raping your sorryass team.
>>157280142Mitchell is shutting them down and they have no 3 pt shooters
>>157280088hair finally breaking out
>>157280160Who's Mitchell?
Harden still doesn't have a deal. Neither does Duren
>>157280077Lmao
>he doesnt know
>>157280142lel notice how the 3rd world retard can only talk about 2 players worth a damn since the heat gutted their roster to acquire a player who has spent a large portion of the most recent 2 seasons being injured. this season's celtics aren't last season's wizards either you shower dodging derelict.
>>157280238Only thing I'm noticing is you fucking seething hard as usual, hiding behind le funny meme and "lel" and projecting, while your massive forehead sweating while you type (with typos) because history is about to repeat itself.
>>157279429STUNNINGANDBRAVE*stands and applauds*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kxl0EsYRw4What are the best nicknames in NBA history?>Pistol pete>IncelticThese are the top ones IMO. Also reminder that I invented JJ Reddit.
>>157280292>I invented JJ Reddit
>>157280258>i have absolutely no argument so here is a picture with some posts you didn't make, siryour concession of defeat has been accepted and no, i didn't bother reading any of your stupid screeching because the tears of the defeated mean nothing to me.
Reminder that LeBroke twerked for the Knicks to take him for a vet min and they laughed in his face. This y'all GOAT?
Bulgaria has entered his Lakers Westbrook era. Time to hang it up, unc.
>>157280292>>157280323Bulgaria and Slovenia cannot be THAT far apart. You guys should meet up and fuck
Sixers looking good right now
>>157280309wtf>>157280314I didn't offer any concession for you to accept. Keep seething, stinky.
>>157280309nah this some lebron reading the first page of a book shit holy fraud
This Nigga Slovenia didn't even get drafted. Nigga a fan.
>>157279429>>157279661jesus fuck what an attention whorenigga is too trash to ride the bench and can't yap about lebum anymore so he does this, how fucking pathetic can you get
>I invented JJ Reddit
>>157280329How about I get freaky with you, zesty lil buck?
>>157280357Naw, I'm still in my prime Steve Nash era
ENES FRVVDOM
>>157280377slovenia always gets clutch 77s
>>157280377Ok Stefan Navš.
>>157280399LuGOD's blessing
>>157280401There's no Stefan in Slovenia. Only Štefan.
157280348>the recently defeated 3rd world retard, fresh off of his very quickly offered concession of defeat, is still screeching like a little faggot in the hopes that he can get another (you)that's not how this works at all, little man; you will only receive mockery for as long as it amuses me.
>>157280417>noo Štefan noooo
>>157280408reminder that the lakers have performed BETTER in the playoffs WITHOUT doncic than they did WITH him lol.
This nigga fucking stinks.
>>157280358Pretty sure the WNBA coaches and players acting like it’s Nazism to suggest trannies shouldn’t be play sports with women are more pathetic and that what he’s doing is poignant actually, capeslop reaction image mental toddler
Enes Freedom is taking his talents to the W.
>>157280323This post broke him holy shit. Touched a nerve you did.
>>157280513Let them play, who gives a crap about women's sports anyways? I want to see a giga nigga in dunking on retarded women and making them cry to the media. The boxing scene sorted itself out.
>>157280553I’m lawful neutral
Nigga wallet broke. Public library usingass nigga.
hey guys did you hear anout penis freedom
>>157280553true neutral for life
Making fried chicken tomorrow. I know y'all niggas jelly.
Enes will get 100 offensive rebounds in his first game in the WNBA.
>>157279429>wikipedia has changed his pronouns to female in the articleLMAO
>>157280603how will he get that shooting 90% FGs against female defense
Enes might get more dunks in a single season than the WNBA has in its entire herstory
nobody is going to sign him...her...whatever
>>157280663not a single mention of 'wnba' is anywhere on that wikipedia page you lying snake.
>>157280513>and that what he’s doing is poignant actuallyyeah I'm sure for an underage b& like you this is very symbolic and important to youwhats going to happen is that no one is going to sign him let alone give him a chance at tryouts and he's going to go back to shitting on lebron and curry and everyone is going to forget this even happened
Who else is looking forward to the 76ers massive crashout when JB & LeBron chimp over Maxey shooting 10 for 26 every night and they can't get their hands on the ball to statpad
>>157280700huh?
>>157280766notice how this deceitful serpent didn't post an actual link:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enes_Kanter_Freedom
>>157280788They changed it back. Shame.
>>157280793it was never altered to fit your lie in the first place you nefarious copperhead
>>157280831what is this weird ass gimmick. Stop replying to me weirdo
if we're being honest, luka's ex is fat, ugly, vantablack eyes, looks kind of filipinx, etche shouldve just aborted their kids and knocked up cameron brink or caitlin clark instead
>>157280788It was changed, but they reverted it
>>157280857i'll reply as much as i damn well please you slanderous sidewinder
each off season this general gets even more deranged and that becomes the new baseline for the entire year.
>>157280766qveen
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qKr1tusBkewwwtttffff
>>46938054Was Bulgaria even born back then?
>>157280998lamo
The most famous Bulgarian is Viktor Krum y’all niggas ain’t shit
Goofnigga don't even know where the name Krum came from.
Krum? more like KUM haha he lost
I totally forgot Brandon Clarke died lol
>>157280704It’s over your head, capetoddler
>>157280998Define 'human accomplishment'.
>>157281198>accidentally died on a OD of coke and heroine.fucking goofy
Playing NBA2k2020 and the knicks picked Dennis Smith Jr over me
>>157281389Gotta be just H. no one ODs on coke unless youre gay
>>157281358>taking the bulgaria meme seriously
>>157281399>unless youre gaythese ARE nba players we are talking about
>>157279327>mall pizza
>>157279030silly season is here
Didnt the Warriors do this salary cap shit with Joe Smith and they only got a fine and no picks for 5 years. JOe wasnt banned from the league
>>157281487Joe Smith was the middest of the mid college players. I have no idea how he went #1 overall in a draft that had Kevin Garnett, Rasheed Wallace, Stackhouse, Antonio McDyess, and Damon Stoudamire. Heck I would've taken either of Cherokee Parks or Greg Ostertag over Joe Smith.
>>157281543Joe was supposed to be the "sure" thing. KG was a high schooler before that became a thing
>>157281537You doxed yourself m8.
>>157281562What are you going to do? Come to myLocal McDonald’s and hope to find me?
>>157281537>Lives in NYC metro>Eats McdonaldsWTF dude
Why does everyone itt want to fight eachother IRL?
>>157281559Even if you wanted to go for a sure thing there were many better college players.
Mealanon just doxxed himself like a retard
>>157281537ayyy cuh, meet me at the mattress firm for a scrap
>>157281586A couple years ago, I told Bulgaria I wanted to fight and his pussy ass bitched out. I know you remember me nigga. This was back I. 2022 or 2023.
>>157281598He's already told people where he goes to eat.
>>157281592Rasheed and McDyess were rated below Joe so this isnt like the Anthony Bennett situation where there was no clear cut #1.
>>157270501Hali got married
>>157281624If you watched college ball back then there was no way anyone could've rated Rasheed and McDyess below Joe Mid Smith. The only thing that held Rasheed back was he had to split his touches with Stackhouse.
>>157281649black women lose again
>>157281649will be demanding 40 million from Haliburton in 2 years
Its seems the longer Kawhi stays at the Clippers the more he degresses. Even his caveman laugh has probably gone a decibel playing in Intuit.
>>157281659According to you, but to scouts back then he was the #1 pick
>>157281671deez yt hoes mane
>>157281537Forgot to cover the location kek
>>157281712Not him but realistically, what would you do with that information? If someone wanted to, they could have waited for mealanon to eat at the various places he eats and you’d probably catch him at least once
maybe mealanon just isn't a pussy?He probably owns a gun since he posts on 4chan and is willing to die for the cause.
Based Freedom
I think mealanon wants to be found. He wants a friend from /nba/ to eat with him.
Mealanons 6’5 205. Don’t think he’s worried about someone pulling up on him in a public place
mealanon has mossad connections i promise hes not scared of some /nba/ faggot goy
Threatening someone with IDF connections isn’t smart methinks
>>157281537>this faggot lives an hour away from meJesus Christ.
Bulgaria vs Mealanon let’s make it happen.
>>157281537nassau and brooklyn are part of the island, you're stuck with us out here in suffolkdidn't cross no bridges, deal with it
I would pull up on mealanon...with a double baconator, two double stacks and a two frostys
>>157281649those kids are gonna have huge fuckin schnozes holy hell
if ines pulls up in the wnba you think the play is just to toss it to him every play for a dunk? probably dominates AR for the boards, can you imagine that post battle, bustin and bangin down low...
>>157281358Being your father.
It's a shame there isn't an In N Out in New York, but I would eat some McNuggets with Mealanon...
Don't New Yorkers eat slice pizza and deli sandwiches and glizzies from a street vendor? Bro is probably a manager at the bank at the mall if he keeps eating there.
>>157281934Women are petty so they would never pass to him. Enes would have to get all his points off offensive glass or steals, of which there would be plenty.
Damn man, Clarke died from heroin-cocain overdose. It goes to show money and fame don't buy peace and hapiness, he was clearly struggling on the inside.
Like how sad does your life have to be that:A)you take pictures of your fastfoodB)you eat at fastfood places aloneC)you eat horribleD)you post it to 4chanAnd then even sadder, half of you respond to and speculate about it. I'm surrounded by losers.
>>157281537You being from syo makes total sense now that I think about it
Mealanon is a paralegal
>>157281610Still an even respond to this. Spit on this nigga, dirt.
>>157281610You ducked the smoke bitch. Stop lying and samefagging. Your mom is a hoe.
>>157282301Your bitchass ducked me 3 years ago. You’re scared of me and you know it
>>157282337I told you to pull up 50 times. You didn't. Your mom is a hoe and I fully own you.
>>157282347Where you at then? I’ll book the flight and turn your into a pulp
>>157282301>>157282337>>157282347>>157282359you both suck dicks
>>157282359Pull up to /balk/ right now and let's organize it. If I hear even one excuse your mom is a hoe and you're a forever ducking bitch like last time and you're not getting any more attention. Bitchass fucknigga.
>>157282378Bet.
Post it here when it happens.
>he's ducking againYeah I'm going to bed. This bitch is wasting my time again. Fucking hoe.
Call him the fucking GOAT
>>1572824832016 made him goat
>>157281649what happened to that girl that died at her bachelorette party?
Huh
I said netural location and this subhuman wants to play games.
>>157282519she died at his wife's bachelorette party
>>157282569The fact that this beef was taken to /int/ is hilarious and sad at the same time. Is it really that serious?
>>157281610>>157282301>>157282337>>157282347>>157282359>>157282378>>157282392>was larping as a Bulgarian in the US>says he'll book the flight>call him out on it>give him a location multiple times>tell him to buy the ticket multiple times>takes 10 minutes between replies>keeps running around in circles instead of booking the flight>can't even spell the word neutralYeah it's 3 AM and I'm not gonna waste my time with this braindead larper that can't communicate in any language. It's a 3 post solution, yet the bitch keeps trolling. Let it be known that the bitch ducked the smoke. He stopped replying. Scaryass nigga.
We can get Bulgaria to Long Island if a couple of anons pitch in.
>>157282599There's no beef. He's trolling. I told him 5 times where to meet and to book the flight he said he would. He's just running around circles and has now stopped replying. I'm going to bed. This nigga is a joke.
>>157282645Has it occurred to you that I don’t understand the shit you were trying to say? Subhuman.
who want smoke with me
>was larping as a Bulgarian in the US talking to be in broken Bulgarian>pretends not to know the most popular spot in the country to settle beefs that's the literal defaultBitchass nigga you're just acting stupid now that you've been called out. Fucking bitch. Never post again. You're the biggest larping ducking bitch of all time. Book the ticket and post it or shut the fuck up forever.
>>157282636I don’t think mealanon is the guy beefing with bulgaria.
I'd be SHOCKED if Bulgaria even has a passport
>>157282691It's inceltic and he's the biggest bitch of all time. He offered to book his flight and come. Still hasn't. Bitch is just trolling. So tired of this dirty larping bitch and his cucknigga shit.
Bulgaria vs Inceltic would have got platinum in 2024.
Still no flight booked.
Keep talkin all this HELP tho
>still no flight bookedI'm going to bed. Inceltic you're a bitch forever. Don't ever bring this shit up again.
I have work tomorrow. I really need a M-F job
>>157282957The only people I know who work weekends are retail workers
>>157282976You don't know any healthcare workers?
>>157282980I have 6 friends
>>15727050109 Nugs-Mavs starting on NBA tv
>>157282957>spee>doesn't work at a sports program>doesn't rake in absurd money from parents who treat sports like babysitting and potentially a lottery ticket
>>157283006Thin Carmelo is something to see
This is the best thread we had in months.
it's over for balmler
This 09 Mavs-Nugs western semis is really like a time capsule. The game isn't slower, actually trams push the pace faster off misses than today, but the half court sets are more methodical. They hunt mismatches but not for 3's, usually just for iso plays leading to a mid range, post up shot or a drive to the rim for FT's. Defenses also try to fight through screens, they don't automatically switch everything like they do today. Also, they call moving screens and players don't 3 step gather everytime they catch the ball. It's so much more pleasing to watch.
In everything LEBRON is better than Jordan.
>>157283254LeBron is better than MJ at fucking Bronny at 11 years old
>>157283292Another reddit moment from you?
>>157283127The NBA is playing it on a cable TV.
>>157283070This thread becomes a cesspool during the off season
>>157283320>someday the 2026 finals game 4 will be replayed on the brain zapper and my geriatric ass will stand the whole time screaming in the nursing home
jesus fuck what kind of mental illness is this
>>157283320I know anon, that's what I said here>>157283006. Why else do you think I brought it up multiple times since
>>157282209Imagine being this jealous of mealanon yikes
>>157282733Two washed frauds
>>157281537Where's the other half
westbound Jericho turnpike around 5pm in the fall is the most dangerous road in the country
>>157280592Yes. Buttermilk?
>>157283467Never tried buttermilk method, since no one here does it this way. What's the difference?
>>157280592you better brine that chicken in pickle juice for an hour before you fry it if you know what's good for you
>>157283421Jealous of what exactly? Someone posting pictures of their fastfood to an /nba/ general? Wow so hard
SOMEONE STOP PABLOPLEASEI DONT WANT TO SEE ANOTHER BRANDON INGRAM SEASON
In this 09 Mavs-Nugs game, you also see teams settle into the offenses more and feel the opponent out. There are more adjustments, more organic development as the game goes on. Today, teams just run the same sets and hunt 3s all game no matter what the opponent is doing. Both teams play the same all game. Every quarter feels the same. But this 09 game reminds me that each quarter had a unique feel and energy back then. Substitutions also changed how your team played. When Vhris Anderson and JR Smith come in for the Nuggets, for example, their sets change dramatically;l: more PnR for Billups and Melo woth Anderson rolling, which they didn't do with Nene and Martin who were more post up guys. Smith has a lot more Gravity than Dahntay Jones and the Nuggets play off that. But then the Mavs hunt JR since he can't defend. You can feel and see the chess match of these older games. Coaches wearing suits too unironically play into it. They take on the cerebral aspect of the game, you cplay your role' with what you wear. Todays coaches wearing athliesure wear just makes them like a quasi player letting the team do whatever.
Also players barely complain about foul calls back then. Today they complain all the time, after every call.n
>>157283789>forgetting about Mr. Ball Don't Lie
>>157283945It's really night and day how different they treat the refs. This is an intense playoff game with 78 FT's attempted between both teams and no one complains at all after any foup calls, it's beautiful.
>>157283116>write uncle Dennis a blank check>get years of half-assed effort and failure>Kawhi leaves you holding a bag of shit while he attempts to flee back to Canada
The Cs are getting Curry for 6 picks and PG
>>157284589lmao stfu
>>157284613Salaries match and he goes off the books after this season. They can immediately rebuild with the picks
>>157282663marijuana causes homosexuality https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0306460323000308
>>157285241Enya Freedom is gonna be a problem
>>157283254JorGambler is better at killing his dad
>>157285543At least Jordan had a dad in his life
>>157285585LeBron has a dad what are you talking about?
>>157285427hes talkin bout THE smoke
>>157285759SGA & Jared McCain forming a two man luge team
>>157285759Is he still afraid of flying
>>157285836Xe* sorry for misgendering..
>>157285759this would be a super interesting social experiment but they're 100% getting blackballed out no matter what
>>1572848866 picks for a fucking 38 year old, that is how you destroy a franchise
>>157285759I dont even remember who this nigga is but I wanna see xe's screens and a dunk in the W nba
>>157285759Eventually someone is going to do this and it'll not be politically motivated bullshitting and just them trying to collect a paycheck after not being good enough for the gleague or yuro ball and they'll dominate as an irl juwanna man
>>157286063shebron is gonna do what mj could neva...
>>157285931easy discrimination suit
>>157285666MKUltra'd
so who's the next has-been NBA player to also go down the WNBA rabbit hole?
>>157286286Kuzma's been groomed to be the future pioneer who actually pulls it off
>>157286312Kuz might average 40 unironically, i would actually watch that
>>157286286michael beasley since he looks like that other dude who's already in the wnba
>>157286286Kwame Brown Jonathan Isaac
>check in on /nba/>bunch of /pol/fags listing out all the washed players they want to have sex changes
>>157286501Sorry trannies are offensive to normal people, not even /pol/ anymore
>>157286501>sex changeswhy do they have to do thatall they have to do is say "i am grill"
If a bunch of them declared but none got drafted could they make a discrimination case
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ANOTHER ONE >>157279661>EXCLUSIVE: Former NBA first-round pick Royce White says he's declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft, claiming he now identifies as transgender for the purpose of playing professional basketball.
