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>doyers really think if they throw some regular season games they can avoid a lockout/capkek, they're afraid
>>157280134what is /MLB/?
Mmm...yumm....
this is the thread
>>157280161Massive Lettuce Bowls. We discuss salads here
>>157280185explosive diarrhea status?
marinerds ain't gonna like this...
dodgers
cum shitter kek
doyers
cum shitter KEK
kek cum shitter
>>157280205Wait til they figure out their regional pride cheese is mid tier mass market stuff you can find at any publix in florida right beside the cracker barrel.
>>157280134what are all the factors that indicate an upcoming MLB lockout? i have some ideas but i am sincerely asking as i would like to understand better.
>>157280239what is it?
>>157280253According to an independent scientific Morning Consult poll conducted in November 2025, 79 percent of “avid” MLB fans and 69 percent of “casual” fans support a salary cap.
>>157280261Clearly a buzzer. Perhaps it vibrates differently based on the type of pitch coming?
>>157280191A blustery, brown gravy escapes my bowels every hour on the hour
>>157280272why are we cucking ourselves
>>157280350because we don't want to see MLB become bundesliga
Stankee do'ems!
>>1572802531. owners generally prefer a cap2. players have in baseball made it their absolute red line to never agree to a cap ever3. MLB want's to pool their TV money. This is a big part of why and how they can propose a cap/floor. They want to pool the TV money because the old business model is increasingly failing with Diamond Group going bankrupt. This would lead to more revenue sharing4. Thanks to the Doyers and especially Ringhei Chasetani they now have most of the fan base on their side which means the owners can feel confident that fans will side with them in a lockout
He's right
>>157273983failing to win when you're 40% favorites will be the real humiliation ritual
>>157280480Yankees already tried that tactic years ago and it didn't pan out
>>157280480This is an open secret. They had to suck and get rid of Cora since people would suspect him.
>>157280480>don't remember a single bos hitter chasing a breaking ballCedanne swings 2 feet over a ball in the dirt 50% of his at bats. It must feel good to be a Red Sox fan right now that with people coping so hard with your comeback they are accusing you of cheating.
>>157280134This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>157280134>she she sabathia
>>157280350why are you kowtowing to millionaire ball players?
>>157280503>makeesl moment
Remember when >we got swept by the rockies?
>>157280480>these faggots are STILL screeching about the houston astroscheating would call for punitive action, and since no such action occurred alongside the fact that players from the dugout are more than welcome to help the players at the plate using whatever communicative means available to them, there was never any cheating. reminder that a bunch of faggots bitching and whining is not evidence of cheating: it's evidence of astro envy.
what happens if the doyers get swept a 3rd series in a row?
pfma
>>157280545I like the part where you cheated the doyers kek
>>157280567>I like the part where the astros defeated the doyers kekfixed and yeah, so did i
Thoughts?
Yankees 28th ring...whatever happened there
Top 30 biggest cheats of all time:1. Astros2. Yankees…30. Red Sox
>>157280545As you said, cheating calls for punitive action. Let's review the fallout from the 2017 scandal>Carlos Beltran fired as Mets manager job before season started>Alex Cora fired as Red Sox Manager>Carlos Beltran is in the HoF (served as special advisor to Yankees in 2018-2019)>Cora won WS in 2018 (also cheating accusations)so either they don't care about the cheating or they are just seething - spoiler: it's the ladder
>>157280595cubs-stros WS
>>157280595Yankees Braves '96 rematch
>>157280604huh https://sports.yahoo.com/red-sox-yankees-fined-mlbs-investigation-sign-stealing-accusations-210655589.html
Yankees won their championships when Baseball was King of American Sports and caused half a CENTURY of seethe in the entire country.You've won them when it's the #4 sport in the country and overshadowed by football(both pro and college) and even basketball.
>>157280605They never cared about cheating. Bonds is in the HoF and even did All Star Break hosting this year.
>Yankminican has pivoted from Yankees being the best and most dominant club this season to 'didnt even want that ring anyway the knicks won and baseball doesnt matter but I'll still cope all day in /mlb/'kek
>>157280605>it’s the ladder
>>157280546Literally impossible. Especially not to the Sneks, Jints or the Poodres.
>>157280623Bobby Bonds isn’t in the hall of fame
>>157280605>Carlos Beltran fired as Mets manager job before season startedmets, not astros>Alex Cora fired as Red Sox Managersox, not astros>Carlos Beltran is in the HoF (served as special advisor to Yankees in 2018-2019)hall of famer, not an astro>Cora won WS in 2018 (also cheating accusations)as boston's manager, not the astros'no punitive measures were taken against the 2017 world series champion houston astros so thanks for proving my point. you made a mistake in calling their WS win 'the cheating' though but it can be overlooked since you provided further evidence to substantiate my claim. i will accept this as a concession.
>>157280670just like Skubal couldn't lose to the cub girls?
>>157280673are you gaslighting me?
Story and IKF got injured and they stopped using Marcelo Mayer and replaced them with better players
>>157280516What about billionaire owners?
are the Mets back?
turn off your VPN if you really want that you
The reason Asstros got off with a slap on the wrist is because other teams in the league was doing it
>>157280546i'll cope by saying they're bored of the regular season, fucking dog days of summer
>>157280691This is a mischaracterization. The salary cap defines a certain percentage of money get spent on salaries, usually it's 50-50. Right now the league spends around 47% on salary according to jewgle, so they'll get a little more money, it won't all just be concentrated on like 5 teams. I want to force billionaire owners like the ones who run the reds and marlins to spend more.
hear me out here. dodgers are TRYING to lose 3 more in a row so that means they'll win 3 in a row instead
>>157280686the only 'gas' you're getting for being mad about the astros is THIS *just fucking BLASTS a 5 second fart so violent that i nearly shit my brains out all over your woman worded post*
>>157280712>fucking dogLivvy Dunn?
>>157280722anon, you forgot to pull down the pants again
>>157280688tracy also started playing yoshida every day, cora wasn't even putting him in lineups at the start of the season
>>157280710>other teams in the league was doing itbecause 'it' is totally legal; i accept this as a concession because you agreed with me in full.
>>157280733>filthy casual assumes i'm wearing pants like himthat's a swing and a miss, my man
>>157280777but I'm a girl, a cubs girl
>>157280759it wasn't
>>157280706
Why did the knicks and NBA's victory over the rest of the country but especially the west coast and baseball cause so much consternation in /mlb/?
Why don’t billionaire owners just…. spend more money on their sports investment?
>>157280691>just let them turn baseball into bundesliga brokek private paco
>>157280813most sports team operate on a razor thin margin, especially when billionaires skirt revenue sharing legislation
>i-it's the greedy owners o alg-Why did the owners proposal include a salary floor which would cause many of them to have to spend more money?
>>157280813dude, leave them alone
Every state should only have one team The team is managed by the state 25 NL teams, original colonies plus confederacy and a couple of flyovers 25 AL teams, the territories, west coastEach team can only field players born in the stateEvery team is publicly funded and has the same budget. Bring back the pennets, no more playoffs9 game World Series
>just mortgage your future for 2% better odds bro
>>157280843>loss WS despite 40% oddsgrim
>>157280695Literally no justifiable reason to wear pants like that.
>>157280849cuts down on wiping
>>157280791nah, it was legal, hence why no punitive measures were taken. you've already conceded defeat so as to be merciful, i will afford you one final (you) in the hopes that you will stop embarrassing yourself by trying to pretend that you didn't immediately agree with me.
>o alg-You're trans.
I'd rather my team play it conservative and have winning regular seasons / be playoff contenders for several years than all-in one year with a pair of sixes
>>157280849she is trying to attract a mate
the only team that is "mortgaging their future" is the doyers you dumb fuck
>>157280871the doyers have infinite money from Japan + TV and get japanese stars for peanutsit's literally impossible for them to mortgage anythingThey could spend 3B a year and still be in the green
>>157280855>no punitive measures were takenbecause other teams was doing it and manfred wanted to avoid a wider scandal
>>1572808761B*, still an insane amount but it's still just baseball
157280884>he once again reverts back to his original statement where he points out that other teams were also taking legal actions to help their playersi tried to keep him from further embarrassment but 3rd world monkeys like this one really are that ignorant of baseball and enraged by the houston astros lol.
The navy spends a billion dollars a day losing a war and they don’t even get Ohtani. The pentagon shoulda got Theo instead of all the other epsteins they have
>>157280876>it's literally impossible for them to mortgage anythinga Mortgage is a loan (as i've already told you)The doyers are currently loaning money from Ohtani and other players which they will pay them in the futureNow ofc this isn't a mortgageBut it's the closest to anybody "mortgaging their future"What you are thinking of is SELLING your futureas in selling future talent for emidiate helpYou see you don't get prospects back once you trade them. so it's not a loan. it's a sale
>>157280902FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING
>>157280907>let me tell you about english expressionslmao
Owning a baseball team used to just be a way to short circuit the 14th amendment but all these rich fucks care about now is money
Own this bussy
>>157280913If i sell my house and someone else moves in would it be correct to say "i just mortgaged my house" ?
>>157280928trvke
Unfortunately, any spiel coming from a sore-loser Angels fan carries absolutely no weight.
>>157280932not sure if autism or trollingI would suggest googling `what does "mortgage your future" mean`
I need an afillin'
>twins call up one of their top prospects to face the brewers/Misthat's a bit unfair for the kid
>>157280960So you're defense is that other people have used the word wrongly before you?
when did the dane become this big of a pedantic faggot
>>157280955How is he wrong? The dodgers are winning now by deferring money they will have to pay back later. It’s much more accurate to call that “mortgaging the future” than trading a prospect or two. He’s also been posting those odds in every thread, everyday like a retard.
>>157280726rude
>>157280995>waaaa why is language imprecise and ambiguous>this is 2+(5-0.5)x20 percent less efficient than my language eller noget i den stil
>>157281011it's not mortgaging their future because they're not risking their future because they have infinite money cheatsthe reason the word "mortgage" is used is because it's a huge loan e.g. for a house and it's risky and they often don't get repaidthe dodgers have zero risk, even with a lockout+salary cap they'll still have the infinite Japanese money and player pipeline cheat
>>157281031>it’s not mortgaging the future because *retarded made up reason* exactly what I knew you would say
where did we land regarding yesterday's drama
>>157281019kek, I appreciate how I understand exactly what "eller noget i den stil" is danish for without any other context
no idea I don't read non-US flagged posts
>>157281019>why is language impreciseIt isn't thoughwe know the difference between selling something and mortgaging something
>>157281042>noooo that money and free talent doesn't count
>>157281045Shillamook fanatics got blown out harder than cum shitters sphincter
the state of california is extremely cucked for letting ohtani steal tax revenue from them, i wonder if they'll try to impose something on him before his contract ends
>>157281031>it's a huge loanCan the Mets give back Javier Baez and get PCA back?
>>157256257damn..
Who's ready for Max Fried's perfect game?
>>157281066oh you seem to be retarded and under the impression the "mortgage" refers to individual players and trades and not the overall competitiveness/financial viability of the team, now i understand
>>157280205Where did the smashburger-mariners corollary come from? Are smashburgers a Seattle thing?
>>157281081the real death blow to baseball was college football getting playoffs (getting rid of the retarded system prior) + NIL so everyone can play players instead of just SECucks, this almost immediately propelled it to the #2 sport in the countryNBA mogging them with a knicks narrative was just the cherry on top. Baseball needs a damage control plan
>>157281088Can the Mets get the overall competitiveness/financial viability of the team back that they lost when they traded PCA for 3 week of javier baez?
>>157280480I never understood why they thought moving to pitchcom would help against stealing signs. Obviously the frequencies are going to get hacked and codes solved
>>157281081Me on the left
>>157281092smashburgers are a reddit thing and marinersfags are quintessentially redditors
>>157281096JFC last year's World Series had its greatest global appeal in years.
>>157280595My thoughts >how fucking bad is the AL Central that the West gets two teams and they only get one lol
>>157281109kek
>>157281104>b-but the metsthe mets are cursed + retards, they're not some epic win argument against a salary cap+floor, they're just the KWABs of the sport. like brazilians in soccer
Doyerpacos are actually retarded kek
>every NBAfag wears a Yankees/Dodgers hat with the sticker on it>NBA MOGGS MLB BRUGH
>>157281109>reddit >successful, popular, and influential Yeah anon, I’d say Seattle fans are extremely reddit!
Will the Doyers still be super popular in 2037 when they are paying Ohtani $68 million a year for him not to play for them? It won't be part of the cap/CBT/whatever they have but they will have to pay out this money.
>>157280595My Reds will be on this in a few weeks.
>>157281141i dont get this meme but i laughed at it
>>157281150Stop glorifying obesity
Has anybody else noticed fewer home runs recently? Rumor has it that the MLB changed the ball again after the all star break.
I love hoppy IPAs, Nintendo, trans rights, smash burgers, the sandlot, my wife's black bull, Tillamook cheese, the hustle and bustle of the city, science, wholesome chungus, Rick and Morty, hot sauce, and THE SEATTLE FREAKIN MARINERS
I think the brewers was smart not to sell their future for a skubal rental
Dodgerchads are actually based kek
Who's ready for Max Fried's perfect game
>>157281164THIS
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbviB9QRUEYkershaw confirms the dodgers actually lost to the blue jays
>>157281150probably not, but you'll at least be able to go to the Shohei Ohtani doggy bark in the park night featuring a 20 year old geriatric decoy...
>It won't be part of the cap
>>157281164What about Elden Ring
>>157281159agreed. She’d look better without those big tits and fat ass. Just cut the hair, add a penis, and she’d be perfect.>t. Straight heterosexual alpha male
>>157281096Guarantee the World Series will be two of the top 5 media markets and/or top 5 fanbases. Doyers/Cubs vs Yankees/Sox is most likely. If the Brewers get too uppity they’ll get fucked somehow. Small market teams in the finals are death for pro sports these days
>>157281165sewers offered more than the doyers did, the tigers just turned them down because of the bitter NFCN flyover rivalrythat's just how powerful Football is in America
>>157281189but San Antonio isn't a big market and they made it? They can't even get an MLB team bigger than AA
>>157281187That bitch is like 5’3 180lbs lol Literally obese Stop falling for it anon
>>157281182they're paying the discounted amount of the total contract for the terms of his contract. Unless the accounting rules change for the new CBA, he goes off the books in terms of this calculation when his contract ends in 2034.
I think the dodgers was dumb to sell there future for a skubal rental
>hot sauce is Reddit now kek Timmy oh no
>>157281196Spurs have an international superstar. Wemby being in the finals drew millions of additional clicks and views
>>157281179why are there multiple?
>>157281164Logged in to upvote this comment
>>157281150the dollar will've hyper inflated by then so it's nothing to worry about. It's gonna be peanuts by then
Can't believe he shits cum... children watch this game...
>>157281211clayton kershaw
>>157281208So what you're saying is, we need to force international superstars to sign with small markets rather than let them go to teams like the Dodgers or Yankees? The thing people have been saying for years?
Guys the Seattle Mariners are not a reddit team
>>157281219so many entries… but why?
Why do the Mariners cause so much seethe here? They’ve basically never been good. Every single thread there’s multiple anons upset about the Mariners and their fans like >>157281164
>>157281164based
>>157281222Most reddit teams are Doyers Stanks and Phillies
>>157281164'Nuff said!
>>157281229I look like this, in fact I think this is me
what's more important for the dodgers, ending their losing streak to get to 70 wins, or making sure the sneks win to make it harder for the padres?
>>157281226Cabot thread was btfo yesterday and the autist is seething
Kraft American singles or GTFO
>>157281192>brewers give a good offer knowing Tigers will turn it down200 IQ brewers
>>157281226>why do people on 4chan hate redditi don't know anon, why do you think?
>>157281229There he is,John /mlb/
marinesaars kek
>smart teams like the rays and brewers
>>157281245Kek Cabotards just keep taking Ls. Remember, if it's ain't Tillamook, it ain't cheese
seattle is just minneapolis with rain and mountains instead of snow and lakes
>>157281272Only the newfags pretend to hate it while using it daily
How many frog pictures is too many? I have some but don't want to be an autist
imagine thinking mass produced trannymook sloppa is good cheese kek
>>157281259
Imagine thinking that Tillamook sharp white cheddar isn't the best thing to ever hit your taste buds
>>157281226Pacos come here and want to be edgy and based but gets called brown and Doyers are pro LGTBQ+so it's a way to compensate by associating the largely White Mariner fan base with things that are considered left wing or Reddit
>>157281331Cabot literally specializes is sharp cheddar you uncultured retard
imagine imagining kek
Tillamook is not anymore mass produced than cabot, you’re just seething about the mariners (again).
>>157281335That's right saar. Mariners are white
Why is 4chan not working and randomizing the colors everytime I refresh
nobody in the PNW thinks they have good cheese, stop your memeing
>>157281356oops forgot to include the point of the complaint
>>157281341I memeber the autist tried to pretend he hated ice cream cause Cabot isn’t capable of making it lol
>>157281377Lol Tillamook does it all. How can anything else even compare?
>tfw I'm the only one in Georgia that gives a shit about this weekend's Braves series at Yankee StadiumFuckin Atlanta. We deserved 28-3
All I know about cheese is that brown people seethe like mad on /ck/ about Wisconsin cheese
Little known fact but Mookie Betts was actually named after Tillamook.
>>157281335yes saaar, Seattle is white
>>157281415gaysconsin kekkk
>>157281400Amish Country mawgs that slop
Mariners fans think going to the world series is "too mainstream"
Arla dwarfs Tillamook
>>157281408are you hype for tua and the falcons?
>>157281408I went to Patriots-Falcons 5 years ago in Atlanta and there was no excitement about the Falcons at all. Not only was it nowhere close to sold out at kickoff but there was more Alabama/UGA shit being worn than Falcons. It's really sad how much bumpkins let 20 year olds playing football define their entire worth
>>157281486I like the Falcons and I love Georgia...but football just doesn't excite me the older I get. The funny thing is, Atlanta Hawks games are WAY more exciting than Falcons in person.
>>157281415kek it's trv
How big is that fucking storm that 3 games are delayed?
>>157281511Boston's looks like it's still on, so not the entire northeast corridor
>>157281518I’m in greater Boston right now. Can confirm there’s not even a single cloud in the sky where I am
>>157281489I'm old enough to remember when Turner Field looked super empty during playoff games. Glad the Braves moved even tho Atlanta is just pajeets and illegals now
Here for the jays game
>>157281555have fun!
Aaaand I see it's delayed. Brb.
PCA to the doyers
Dodgers claim PCA off of waivers. This shit is collusion atp
>>157281604>>157281617That's not funny
looks like we're watching the mets boys!
i lost my meme folder can you post memes
>>157281635Did you check the last place it was?
>>157281635
What’s the record for most delays in a single day?
We're all laughing at PCA to the Dodgers!
>>157281663she needs to come to Comerica Park
>>157281663finally a cute girl
>Ohtani hasn't thrown a bullpen session since July 21With Skubal around is it the end of the two way player :/
I HATE RAIN
>>157281663about tree fitty
>>157281635Try this one!
It's raining
>>157281756*zzzzzzzz*
>>157281695What kind of a delay are we looking at
LGMkeep the win streak going
>>157281778I want to wring out her outfit afterwards and drink it
Will he save the Mets season?
>mets are undefeated since the trade deadline did they win the skubal trade?
i'm sorry sneks, i just don't believe in you, as much as i'd like to. i don't believe you'll take the series against los doyers. please prove me wrong.
>>157281714holy smokes
bloop ‘em
>>157281859Who's ready for Max Fried's perfect game?
>>157281866As a Yankees fan I’m giving the Mets a chance
M’lod Zinski
someone qrd me on this lock out? i dont feel like watching 20 min of youtubeslop for this
>>157281846I'm a dbacks fan and I'm terrified of the dodgers
>>157281885I think that would go a little something like this…
>>157281871As a Yankees fan, I'm gonna butt fuck my male partner then post on an anime message board about pitching performances that won't happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_SQop5DWw8Atlanta fans suck
>>157281900o.0
>>157281885dodgers made everyone seethe so hard it might actually kill the entire sport permanently
>>157281820liz, you little slut come here
We don't want any of you faggots in City of Tillamook, or in all of Tillamook County for that matter. No Rockaway Beach, no Bay City, no Garibaldi, no Manzanita, no Nehalem, no Wheeler, no Tillamook State Forest. You get none of that. We're a second amendment sanctuary county BTW.
>>157281885Owners want more money in their pockets and not in the players.
pie rats
metties take the lead
Benge and Ewing doing it again. Baty and Vientos in absolute shambles.
>>157281885to cap thine salaries or to not cap thine salaries, tis the question at hand
>>157281891I'm a cubs fan and I agree
giants aren’t very good huh
>>157281906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KMDCq2bG3wThere's more Alabama shit on people's cars in Atlanta than all pro teams combined
pirates booth is snooze inducing
>>157281955Pop on over to SNY
>>157281906ATL HOE! KOBE IS MA DAWG
>>157281932Voit will join them soon
>>157281885owners want the sport to be more fair by having a salary cap, which will also come with a floor thereby giving more money to younger playersthe players want no salary cap because they don't care about parity, they just want to be the 1% that collects mega paychecks from the dodgers
>>157281954https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etMlNW5w-50
>>157281150The MLB won't exist in 2037
>>157281984>The MLB
>>157281208Angels had an international superstar for years and barely drew anything
>>157281981>um like why are you whiteJesusfuckingChrist preppy southern women are the worst
>>157281975Nimmo was the only right move Stearns made, much as I hated to see him go. I don’t think he would have wanted to DH. Why he wasted all that money on Luis Robert Jr. when Tyrone Taylor has been here for years, I will never understand.
>>157282012>>157281975had* been here for years I meant :(
>rain delaystinkees
>>157282012To be honest the player development is pretty damn good right now. But the credit for that goes first and foremost to Kris Gross who came in at the same time as Stearns. The actual management of the roster has been abysmal.
>>157281921The owners offer would increase the % of revenue players receive
Owning a team is just a loophole around the 14th amendment
>>157282078>>157282087kek...KEK!!
Since relegation and promotion is too much for meelb, why not make the worst team play in clown costumes and the winning team gets draped in gold? Make them both play like that: punish the losers with clown shoes and hula hoop pants and hobble the winners with 20 lb gold chains
>>157281695why don't any of them have roofs
>>157282087kek cum shitter
>>157282087Grow up, dullard.
>>157282030Just delaying the inevitable Max Fried perfect game
>>157281695they don’t call em flyovers for nuthin
>>157282078>>157282087MY FUCKING SIDES
He's poopin cumRice filled his bumIt's was time for his no hitterBut he turned out to be cum shitter
>>157281256this man knows cheese
>>157282099rooves*
It's raining cats in dogs right now.
>>157282058nta but the whole reason owners want salary cap is that, if done correctly, it puts risk on the players instead of owners. In the NBA, the owners and players split revenue about 50/50. What isn't talked about is that players have about 10% of their salaries withheld until the end of the year, and if league revenue targets aren't hit, the owners don't have to pay them some or all of that amount. Which is why the players are annoying about marketing themselves, because the league's financial performance directly determines if they get their year end "bonus." If revenue targets are exceeded in a year, that money goes to the owners.
>>157282111Nice
>>157282111lol checked
lockout, salary cap, skubal back to the tigers in 27, tiggies :) worlds eries
>>157282128Queso fresco, any doyers fanatic knows that
>>157282128I dunno some sort of Greek goat cheese
>>157282128crack cocaine
>>157282136Winner
>>157282128That’s cocaine
>light rain>SHUT IT DOWNNot sure if this semen slurping sport is for me
>>157282152somebody fuck this guy
>>157282111
>>157282153fruitcake
>>157282153hmmm, I want to say those are mold spores but they almost look like blueberries...my guess for the last one was going to be cotija but someone got it right before I could post
>>157282153Chèvre with blueberries
I can't wait until Cam signs for another team as a free agent.
"cum shitter" is not funny you hooligans.A respectable baseball team should have no mascot, a stadium that passes as a mausoleum, and a maximum of two uniforms with the most bland color scheme imaginable.
>>157282166>>157282170>>157282171 closeone more guess.
tarps ON
Payton Tolle perfecto
>tarp
rain delay
sigh…
>>157282187The king of cheese itself: parmigiano reggiano.
About 800 lbs on my TV right now
>>157282078>>157282087Holy fuck that's hilarious
>>157282122Maybe the players will have to get rid of all their unwritten gay rules about not celebrating
>>157282153The answer is blueberry Stilton Try this one, it’s a famous cheese
>every game is delayed
>>157282256brie larson?
>>157282262similar in a way, but not Brie.
Feel the rain on your skin!No one else can feel it for youOnly you can let it inNo one else, No one else can speak the words on your lipsDrench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten
Why are the red sox dressed as the athletics
>>157282255>unwritten gay rules about not celebratingwhat year is it? all these zoomer faggots have a dugout celebration gimmick. back in my day if you even cracked a smile for any reason the manager would fuck your ass in front of the entire clubhouse.
>>157282267>>157282256Looks like crème de Bourgogne
>>157282285It’s not that fancy. In the photo is a clue
>>157282226That woman could crush your skull
>>157282294Red Onion Cheese.
>>157281921owners offered a salary floor though, your argument is invalid
sox are cheating already kek
>>157282308sorry, no
>>157282256that would be velveeta (the white kind)
>>157282284it still exist to some degreethe marlin players bullied Jizz for being flashythat's another example
Hmm yes exquisite cheese
>>157282294It’s literally just wensleydale cheese with cranberries. god you guys suck at this
>>157282316>the marlin players bullied Jizz for being flashythats not why they bullied him
>>157282256This is Limburger cheeseHere’s a real easy cheese.
>>157282321sorry…
imagine needing tarps lmao kekkies kekkingtons kekaroonies
>>157282329goat cheese
Find Ser Kek
>>157282346Yes! It’s herb rolled chèvre Try this cheese, it’s a hard one.
>>157282329Fromunda Cheese, if you look closely you can even see the nuts.
>>157282327>muh racism
We need more meat itt
GOAT cheese coming through
>>157282354munster that was left in the rain
I'm going to arby's. anyone want anything?
>>157282354pecorino
>>157282365no sorry, try again
>>157282361*unzips dick*
>>157282354muenster
>>157282354I'm guessing Havarti
>>157282368b&c and small curly fry
he's having one of the greatest seasons in mlb history
>>157282373what the deuce?!
You think youre better than me?
can we keep this thread baseball-related? thanks
>>157282369No but good guess>>157282375No, sorry >>157282377No sorryIt’s Manchego. This is a trick question cheese
For me it’s bocconcini and olive oil
>>157282395That's an apple
for me its the skin that formed on the school cafeteria nacho cheese
>>157282391Tell us about how you became a gay homosexual
https://youtu.be/Hz1JWzyvv8A
>>157282401no, it’s a cheese believe it or not
>>157282354dick cheese
Does it get any better than this?
>>157282401cosmic crisp if im not mistaken
>>157282368Did someone say Arby’s
>>157282395gouda
Bunch of real cheese people ITT
>>157282412no sorry
>>157280480Starting to think this is true
>>157282421I fucked her
This is an all time favorite meal for me. Got a garden with basil and tomatoes. Just get some fresh mozzarella and make this. It's heaven
>>157282416gabagool
>>157282422real close anon
>>157282424>fagento>real cheesePick one
Nothin hits like a bbc
>>157282434Yum
>>157282368don't get the cheesesteak, it's subpar
>>157282434wheres the beef?
>>157282441*smoked* gouda
They are saying the Chase Utley ceremony in Phillie starts at 7:50 and then first pitch is 8:35
venezuelan beaver cheese
we need bread
>>157282449>bbcblueberry cheese?
Who did steroids?
>>157282395This is Edam, close cousin to Gouda.Here’s a classic cheese we all know and love
I’m at a bar and they’re showing little league World Series softball and the pitcher is a fucking beast. And they just showed a mom with big tits
>>157282472Pepper Jack or something close to it
>>157282468>Who did steroids?albert pujolstony gwynnpete roseken griffey jrbabe ruth
Pooper Jack lol
For me it’s Saint Maure de Touraine
>>157281408Georgia and the south in general don't really care about baseball, and SEC is about to start soon.
>>157282479Correct! It’s pepper jack, an oft chosen name for pimps.In honor of smoked Gouda anon who was real close, what cheese is being smoked here?
the Red Sox are winning again by the way
>>157282491ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
>>157282495cheddar
>>157282495dry aged velveeta
>>157282467I'm trans
>>157282512Correct! These are too easy now. Here’s a curveball cheese
>>157282521paneer
>>157282528Good one anon! Try this one
>>157282521crack cocaine
>>157282456Beef and cheese in the same meal is not kosher
The Red Sox booth is literally saying “This isn’t normal.” “Winning baseball games isnt this easy.”So theyre kind of preparing you mentally for the fact that they ARE cheating and they will be caught at some point.
>Enters your thread
>>157282536Sakura, gaijin
WILYER 3 RUN HRTHEYRE CHEATING AGAIN
>>157282542they just stopped with muh launch angle and taught them how to hit at Fenway
Fucking nigger ump.
>>157282553Actually it was a double because we don’t play in a baby park like you
>>157282555Coward!
>>157282551good one anon! I hope you’re not reverse image searching. I’m just being lazy and grabbing the first image anyway Guess this one
>>157282542i would not be surprised but i still like watching it
Are they cheating besides erecting a giant wall to stop home runs?
>>157282472Edam? The cheese that’s made backwards?
For me it's the kraft american single cheese product
>>157282555And there it is
>>157282570sakura is only the most famous Japanese cheese, anon >good looking piece of lighvan, are we eating Persian tonight?
Gayton Holle a rookie from Triple A is going to win the Cy Young Award
HOLY SHIT CEDDANNE
>>157282554You still need to know what’s coming to hit it off the wall.
>>157282598Correct, it’s lighvan!
come on me gards
This thread is too cheesy for me
Suckin, fuckin, and cubbin’
>>157282621He has a magnet in his glove.
>>157281696I SAID GODDAMMIT MONSTA
awww yeah*sips*now THESE are some ball players
>>157282621So he’s pitching a no hitter then.
For me, it’s exclusively watching games on AppleTV
Mets are back in action
>>157282660seems to be a sign of what’s to come
So they’re comparing themselves to the ‘09 Rockies and 2019 Nationals so they’re also preparing you for their scripted World Series win too.
>>157282491>Georgia and the south in general don't really care about sports not named football and SEC is about to start soonfix'd
C H A S EHA SE
A no hitter is less impressive than a hundred hitter
I know its early and pitchers can sometimes take a bit to develop (It took Skubal 2 years to start really going) but i am worried Noah Schultz just doesn't have the stuff to be a major league arm. He shit just doesn't look like it moves or fools anybody at all, and he cant overcome it like velo guys by throwing 100+.
ITFCB
>>157282548i had this book
Pitchers are weird because their stuff comes from the arm
>>157282685Smart post
I’m not exaggerating when I say this. I guarantee they have some MIT grad working for them in a back room that cracked the code on intercepting the radio frequency of PitchCom and has access to the “keys” to decipher each pitch. I legitimately don’t remember a single BOS hitter chase a breaking ball the whole series. I’m going to comb through the statcast data on O-swing%, barrel%, etc from start of streak compared to prior to streak. I’m fairly certain there’s going to be some crazy differences.
They’re wearing the green and yellows so they’re preparing you for the 20-game win streak they're going to go on to top the ‘02 Athletics
>>157282555we do use that word here, brother
I guess the only problem with the salary cap/salary floor debacle in the MLB is that Americans might think things should be different, which is fair. But if you are already used to football (real), seeing one player compete against another who earns 52 times more is just a normal occurrence that no one complains about.
Have you heard the Good News about Elgin Honda?
Is it justified for teams to cheat against the red Sox?
Semenian BLAST
>>157282700The Mets tried to use AI to read pitchers in real time and used it to predict pitch sequences. With all of the Ivy League schools in mass, how is it unreasonable to assume that they’re using some MIT-grade AI to know what’s coming next? The catcher that got DFA’d by 4 teams got an RBI double in the first. They get every single big hit without fail.
Mets breaking some Buccos
Shut up /mlb/ we're listening to Phillies legend Pat Burrell praise Phillies legend Chase Utley
>>157282711nobody cares thirdie
Nagatoro is a red sox fan
MARCUS SIMIAN
mets might actually go on a run
white sox wearing red to try trick opponents into thinking theyre the red soxit wont work!
I hear Boston infiltrated the shoe lace factories and made everybody’s feet hurt
Red Sox waited until they had enough information to train their AI algorithms for pitcher sequencing to start playing well.
>>157282711soccerfags have to see all their favorite players taken from them by rival leagues and clubs from other countries/continents, especially in latin america. it's not a model anyone wishes to emulate
Thornton been sitting for an hour tho ;-;
>>157282724how do they pass the info to the player?
Correct pronunciation guide Red SawksWhite Sacks
>>157282737The red sox dont wear black
>>157282711the funny thing about baseball is how little you are paying fora worthless player will hit 2/10 times at the plate and a 100 million dollar player will hit 3/10 times
>>157282750AI power telekinesis
>>157282750buttplugs
Pay all players a base salary of $1 million across the board with multiplayers based on performance.
>>157282735brah you like the ugly asians, which is fine I guess, more mildly thicc ones for me
>>157282734coward
>>157282750The iPad in between innings.
Chase Utley should be in the Hall of Fame
>>157282765Players shouldn't even be paid for the privilege of playing baseball
>>157282750Plant in the green monster sending signals. When on the road they have a guy buy a ticket in the bleachers.
>>157282750pheromones
Who’s Chase Utley?
Who the fuck is this guy with the black girl they keep focusing on at the Red Sox game?
>>157282782The bank guy
Chase Chudly
>>157282782THE MAN
>>157282778they should be paying me to watch them frankly
>>157282777>never won a gold glovedenied
hope Benge didn't injure himself there
>>157282786he's an actor, I think he was in Blue Bloods and probably a lot of other stuff
>>157282782Fuck that nigga
>>157282782Soon to be Caught Utley
i used to call him chafed buttley
>>157282795*slides into you*that's what you get
why isn't nick kurtz playing
>>157282809>>157282809>>157282809nu
>>157282777I like how he destroyed that one Met faggot’s leg and ruined his career lol.
>>157282759Which is why Baseball is fascinating, most times you're just trading in/paying for a guy who is ever so slightly better but will not guarantee wins ever, it's like when we used to trade TCG cards as kids based on how cool the card was instead of how actually good they were.
>>157282786Mark Wahlberg's brother, he was in New Kids on The Block
>>157281226fat faggot chuds are just as mindbroken as those they constantly seethe overwho knew
