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Cubs BROKE the Dodgers
>>157289891>>157289905>tfw white sox starting to run out of gas>But after the last several years what we got this season was a great timeBut i am worried next year will have unreasonable expectations.
Is this nu...tho?
Os
>"They've lost a lot of games over there so they're probably trying to pick some things to complain about"Had a shitload of injuries too, asshole. Meanwhile Phillies fans still complain about '93 the fuck you talking about faggot. Shut the fuck up and throw the fucking ball, bitch. They never should have banned the DH so pitchers can get one in the hip for saying stupid shit like that.
dodgers
So can a manager just circumvent the meme 3 batter rule by just visiting the mound twice?
>"I'm gonna just not touch the rubber and get butthurt when teams call me out on it."Wheeler is a joke. Lillies remain a joke franchise and city. Still Toronto's bitch since '93.
As a west-coaster, I demand at least 2 games start at 9:30am my time on weekends
>>157290706kek
>>157290705How do injuries relate to bitching at the ump about Wheeler allegedly not touching the rubber (he was) for four innings straight
>>157290705>>157290770Did I miss some kind of controversy?
>>157290711can also tell their pitcher to intentionally hit a guy and get ejectedmeminers did it the other day
Skipping the game tonight too. They can't make me watch because I already know what happens.>won't even call the prospects up because they want to keep them MiLB eligible for the lockout>simultaneously won't put cal on the IL the rest of the season
>>157290801 You're wrong, a faggot, and forbidden from replying to me.
>>157290806https://www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/phillies-zack-wheeler-chirps-blue-jays-after-david-popkins-ejection/
Phillies liedPeople died
>>157290806Typical Canadian persecution complexYou should pop into /hoc/ sometime, they are a very contentious people
Hitter's duel today
Keep it calm
>>157290871>Hitter's duel todayshitter's duel*
Cum Shitter and a kek
>>157290871It’s hard to see Scherzer pitch like shit and be old. I am 31 and feel 100, idk how he even tries. Unrelated but my wife wants to try for kids next year and I think I’m already too old for that shit. Ship has sailed. I can’t do another even 20 years of life
>>1572908711-0 Gays off a solo shot in the fifthSchwarber goes 0-5Bohm GIDPs twiceTurner gets doubled up on a flyout he wasn't paying attention toBook it
>>157290922let's kill ourselves before nu.
>>157290922why are young millennial men so overdramaticyou're parents and grandparents did it, toughen up
>>157290605you embracing this caricature is even more cringe than the origin
>>157290871what does this have to do with germany?
>>157290922I had my kids between the ages of 21 and 30, my brother is 39 and just had his first kid. I was already feeling the "I'm too old for this" when we had one at 30, he's going to be ded by 50.
Changing diapers in the middle of the night isn't that bad. Your furbabies' daily routines were preparing you for this moment. Besides, you're really going to let *inferior genetics* outproduce you? After that first phase you let the village raise the child.
>>157290967
>>157291002exactly
>>157291016exactly
>bandwagon doyerpacos aren't coping well with their 7 game losing streak
why are there sex havers in my genny?
>>157291019>>157291002
>>157291032I'm married and 50, I haven't had sex in 2 years
The thing about the Dodger's loss streak is that it almost entirely falls upon the offense instead of their rotation which is a great sign. Also you're finding out which of your relief arms will hold up into October.
Metsbros, how we feeling?let us pray for Carson Benge's full and speedy recovery
>>157291040>my team only averaging 5 runs a game is not good enough to winskeleton crew o algo
>>157290963They did it younger and with a stay at home wife though
>>157291038How are you half a century and posting here? What the fuck happened?
>>157291040And as always, it's NOT the relief arms they spent hundreds of millions on in the most recent offseason/trade deadline
>>157291060
>>157291060you can never leave
maybe the so called "two way mvp" should take up the slack instead of going 0-4 and not pitching
>>157291047What was the prognosis? Not like it matters at this point but he, Ewing, Thornton, and McLean are basically the only reason to watch atp.
>>157291054Women were already in the workforce generations ago.
>>157290922>>157290963I’m 27 and I don’t think I’ll ever have the financial wherewithal to have kids
What's "she-ass", precious? What's "she-ass"?Eh?
>>157291078>What was the prognosis?x-rays came back negative but his wrist feels stiff. they may have to go for further imaging unless he feels better today/tomorrow. let's hope he bounces back like rubber>he, Ewing, Thornton, and McLean are basically the only reason to watch atpdon't forget Scott! also Alvy is a little sparkplug for a catcher even if he does roll into like 50 double plays a serieshopefully next year we see Mitch Voit, Sammy Stafura and Emilien Pitre get called up for a cup of coffee. maybe also Reimer if he stays healthy and mashesit's looking okay, Metsbro :)
>they don't know having kids is a free meal ticket from the government
>>157291074That yatsubasoijak is a newfaggot.
>>157291070
>>157290963I think it’s a harder change when you’re older since you’ve built a life already and it’s going to be drastically changed. If you’re 22 and have a kid you’re already in a stage where lots of stuff if changing. So basically 30 year old boomer meme is true
should we offer Skubal 10/400 even though we already have two mega contracts and he's a pitcher that's undergone like 3 surgeries already?
>>157291135Not if you’re white or middle class
>>157290922Considering we won't have water and A.I. will dominate the world while we fight for scraps I wouldn't being a kid in here either. Anyway go M's (it's over)
>>157291156
>>157291164wdym? you're mixed race and gender X when you fill out the free money forms.
>>157290871>Max fug
I dreamt I had kid together with a cute albanian girl from work the other night. Then I woke up.
Say something nice to the Yankees Slayer.
I would be awkward if you ran into your kids posting on 4chan
>>157291198Max is back!
>>157291156Mets need an actual dude as an ace, instead of cheaping out for garbage like Frankie Montas
>>157291215I'm glad you stuck around for so long and look forward to your induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame.I fondly remember watching your pitcher's duel against Matt Moore back in like 2011 when you were on the Sox and he was a hot pitching prospect for the Rays. It was a great game and made me fall in love with pitcher's duels.
>>157291206ask her out to lunch bro
>>157291220Will allow 5 runs over 2.1 and then go on the IL again.
>>157291189>sloppajakthe west has fallen
>>157291218Yeah imagine you got the Your IP is banned from posting message and you saw what was reported and it wasn't you. HAha
Damn Soriano is jacked. Doesn't he still play in Mexico
>>157291240who fucking cares as long as he gets some Ks
>Old timer's day>Players I watched as a teenager wtf,bros?!?!
>>157291306Yeah its a trip to see xyz player jr. on every team and I know their father from when I watched as a kid
>>157291306Altuve, Judge, Ohtani, Swarber, Harper, Freeman they're all over 35
his teammate at spurs
>>157291314stonetoss is gonna end up the next calvin & hobbes when all is said and done. absolutely timeless.
>pass user since 2013
Who's ready for Gerrit Cole's perfect game?
>>157291218Browsing the chan with my future son would be so based
>>157291348
>>157291218Imagine being so lazy you can't walk across the house to call your son a faggot.
Do they keep the black people away on old timers day?
>>157291348You ain’t having kids Timmy
>no games until 4pm>nothing but shitpostingwe need doyers to win to save /mlb/
>>157291418Gerrit Cole's perfect game begins at 3pm desu
>>157290644fucking retardprev >>157285049
Just dropped an absolutely monstrous gerrit cole start in the toilet. Think I lost four pounds at least, maybe more.
>>157291425that would be 9am for me
>>157291429this is cringe
>>157291436Have some breakfast as Gerrit Cole pitches a perfect game. Hawaii?
>>157291429kek seethe ya bitch!!
How would you explain the Reddit Sox's recent performance if not cheating? And if you think they're cheating, how are they doing it?
How would you explain the Reddit Dog's recent performance if not gambling? And if you think they're gambling, why are they doing it?
>>157291440>>157291444fucking retard
>>157291429we own ya!!!!
Explain this bussy
>>157291455unhinged
>>157291429Doyerpacos kek>muh preevyus thread link ay dios mio!!
>>157291455>>157291463fucking retard
>>157291466
>>157291466>>157291451we don't sign our posts here
>>157291466o I fuck ya!!
>>157291466>>157291451>>157291429OP owned yaAnd he just pwned yaNo previous link in OPAnd he keks while ya seethe!!
>>157291468>>157291471>>157291478>>157291487fucking retard
goddamn. I love Andre Knott, but he can't compete with the chicks some of these teams are putting out
>>157291478>i This is the same kind of ugly celebrating you see softball players do KEK
>>157291497what is her purpose?
>>157291518He raped you anon, we all saw it clear as day.
>>157291541Keep your gay fetishes away from me.
>>157291541just like the doyers got raped
>>157291549Who raped the doyers?
>>157291557Red Sox
>>157291557Cubs
>>157291466beary blast!
>>157291557Tigers.
what games are we, yes WE, watching right now spros?
>>157291580There's no games on. Go to bed.
>>157291580Rn I’m playing scratch my balls and smell my hand until baseball starts.
Cap 'em!
>>157291575Fat ugly girl in the internet.
>>157291521to provide booba
>>157291591I don't even watch this sport
>>157291576>>157291571>>157291564>>157291557Obsessed
>>157291619o I fuck ya!!
>>157291156david stearns won't touch him
Its all about the YankeesYankees Yankees YankeesThe Yankees are baseball, and baseball is the Yankees
Nobody says that.
I say that
You say that
Neither said that.
>>157291580im playing vidya
doyerpaco really has a meltdown if you don’t put the previous link in the OP kek
I thought I heard someone say that
Yams will pitch 2ER 7IP and we'll break our losing streak.
What MLB team city is objectively the shittiest?
If there was a time for baseball Oh what a wonderful time it would hereOh if there was time for baseball We'd all be soo happpyyyyy
>>157291713Baltimore
>>157291713probably the one not in the united states
>>157291715Yayyy!!
>>157291718Baltimore is quite nice
Now that the dust has settled, which is better the AUSL or the WPBL?
>>157291713Seattle, Minneapolis, B'more
If I was a manager I wouldn't let a woman like this into my dugout. Very distracting.
>>157291731She's got a nice bulge, she'd make a good cubs girl
>>157291731mmmmmmfmmmm
>>157291731all the way from the mound? nice
>>157291731whomst?cute shirt too
>>157291713>>157291729>>157291739You guys are the pinnacle of retardedBaltimore is niceSeattle is niceMinneapolis is niceI would go with the Ohio teams Cincy & Cleveland Then the boring cookie cookie cities with nothing interesting or unique like ATL, HOU, DAL, KC
>>157291739forgot to add St.Louis, South side of Shitcago, and probably Atlanta too since it's experience a lot of (((Diversity))) over the last 2 decades
>>157291713St Louis is pretty much the murder Capitol of the US but they somehow fly under the radar.
>>157291760Holy fuck are you dumb. Where are from that you think those are the only 3 cities with a big black hood? Holy fuck you're so dumb
>>157291713Os fan. It's Baltimore. The city has some decent parts and a Guinness factory outside of it, but as whole, the city is a pile of shit. At least Camden yards and some of the surrounding area is fun
>>157291765it's wild how far St. Louis has fallen, it hosted an Olympics in 1904 and now it's basically the worst city in the US (along with Baltimore). Some anon posted a picture of outside the stadium after he parked his car and it was like 28 Days Later.
>>157291713San Diego
>>157291768I'm from a suburb of Los Angeles and it's quite comfy. My opinions are based off statistics and what I've seen from brief visits for work.
Just gonna let some Swedefag come in here and derail the thread with this retarded question?
>>157291787You're right, back to talking about cheese and that one pitcher who shits cum on the mound.
>>157291787I'm conducting a study for my master thesis
>>157291765Holy fuck are you stupid. You can't calculate murders unless you include the whole metro area. Holy fuck are you dumb. You're more scared of going into north St Louis then you are the sea of hoods in LA that are biggest than the whole STL metro? Holy fuck you are dumb
>>157291794I used to do volunteer work in Watts. LA's hoods are not as scary as 1990s movies and music videos make them out to be.
>>157291770You're pants on head retarded. Holy fuck are you dumb. I had one of the best weeks of my life in Baltimore. You are the dumbest dude on the planet. Holy fuck are you dumb
>>157291780BAUSEDplace is a shithole
>>157291800I live 1 mile from one of the main murder hot spots in my city. Yeah when you visit during the day it's not so bad. It's after dark it's scary and when the murders usually occur
>>157291801qrd of your week?
>pitcher has to come out after one because of a double mound visit in the firsteither they wanted to counter our anti lefty lineup, or the booba distracted the manager and staff
>>157291812he paid $5 for some sucky sucky in the afterhours so he didn't need to confirm their genitals
>>157291812You are the dumbest dude on the planet if you didn't like Baltimore In the inner city I did the inner harbor, fells point and BroadwayAll that is awesomeOf course the outskirts are magical with horse farms and kobet everywhere Baltimore is very nice you people that think otherwise are as dumb ass you can possibly get
So we’ll never see Volpe play big league games again at this rate?https://youtube.com/shorts/KI05gvX0GAM?is=Tyhxj0jgLcF4lqoX
>>157291793get back to the counter muhamed, some underaged kids want to buy some snus
So the Dodgers have the Avengers AND the villains too?
>Detroit not namedNice, we've really come a long way in the past decade. Proud of my city. Really used to get memed on by Deus Ex of all things.
>>157291826I see nothing wrong with this.
>>157291801Like I said, Baltimore has some fun things to do, good seafood, and some spots that are nice, but there is a lot of places in Baltimore you don't want to end up. It's not a city where I would recommend people freely roam or stay out all night in.
>>157291800>>157291807>lived in "the worst part of town">worst thing to ever happen was a neighbor's infowars bumper sticker got keyed
>>157291828>google broadway baltimore>literal first picture that comes upglad you had a good time anon
>>157291837I can't wait for Ohtani to go from baseball's Iron Man to its Doctor Doom.
>>157291856got a problem with affordable housing pal
>>157291856RIP Cruddy Yo T-T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDYxcjKQey0Daily reminder that Atlanta doesn't give a fuck about anything except 20 year olds playing football
>>157291856For some reason it looks what I would expect 4chan the city to look like
>>157291862suck my section 8 subsidized cock
>>157291856Hey that's my house. Anyone want to come over and watch the game with me?
I really like it when the play by play guy says “he just fisted that one through.”
>>157291856Our muslim ghettos get memed as no go zones, but some American cities look post apocalyptical compared to ours.
Please, let's not go into how much of a shithole Baltimore is.
>>157291856Wow you really don't expect the city to look like that if all you know about Bmore is the Orioles and their park.
>>157291844>there is a lot of places in Baltimore you don't want to end up. It's not a city where I would recommend people freely roam or stay out all night in.That's pretty much every city in the US. But Baltimore is actually nice downtown. Esp Broadway & Inner Harbor Baltimore is A tierF tier would be Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, Phoenix and the other cities that are completely boring and offer nothing pretty downtown like Baltimore
>>157291885Baltimore is on another level. Place like Oakland have become gentrified, but the same thing has not happened in Baltimore.
>WE DON'T HAVE MUH PAYROLL TO COMPETE WITH THE YANKEES>Wanna go to an Orioles game>NO BALTIMORE IS SCARY
dodgers have been losing on purpose for entertainment purposes
>>157291893You floated to Florida on a door
>>157291890Yea the area by the stadiums are nice, but Baltimore is like the inverse of most cities. In other cities, you avoid a certain spot, in Baltimore you stay in a certain spot and don't explore the rest
Is Baltimore like The Wire in real life?
>>157291893Trolling Baltipoor in 2024 was fun, can’t believe they sold out for Red Sux prospects.
>>157291885muslims can operate some level of civilization
>>157291891You have that backwards.. Baltimore is one of the few cities that is nice downtown. Name 5 that are better....
I'm somewhat surprised the Yankees never were relocated within the New York City area after all the shit the Bronx was going through in the 70s and 80s.
>>157291911<citation needed>
Baltimore can still support their teams unlike Atlanta where all they care about is college football
>>157291890>boring but safe is badare you sure you wouldn't rather be living over the border?
>>157291901You have that backwards. Baltimore is one of the few cities I went all over everywhere and it was awesome everywhere. Name 5 cities you think are better...
>>157291921I hate Roll Tide because I grew up in Chelsea, MA and the high school football rival was the Everett Tide and they used that roll tide bullshit every game. Go Red Sox.
>>157291913They did play at Shea in the mid 70s for a time
>>157291922I felt safer in Baltimore than any city I've been in. It's nice. Name 5 cities that are more safe than Baltimore...
>>157291922>muh boring but safe life kek timmy o no lol
please...fuck my ass
>>157291922>
>>157291921It doesn’t matter, the Patriots and Red Sox are going undefeated the rest of the way.>gaylanta hawks>gaylanta braves
>PCA continues his cucking tour of LA
We’re about 5 posts away from the classic /sp/ city planning thread. I actually enjoy them desu, makes me want to play cities skylines again
>>157291911>his street doesnt have a tire barricadeWow sucks to be you
>>157291952Good, every year it’s always Ohtani and Judge winning the award. I’m tired of the Japanese Babe Ruth.
>>157291933do you mean city or metropolis? because it's not hard to name 5 cities (population over 5,000) safer than every metropolis (1 million population)
>>157291961No kiddingHow did Jusge beat Raleigh ? The votes are rigged
>>157291780san diego is just a whiter version of orange county
>>157291970
How would you fix Baltimore?
>>157291949>being THIS much of a retarded permavirgin
>>157291970The topic is MLB cities retard. Name the 5 that your absolutely retarded dumb as shit brain thinks are the most safe or at least A-list for safety in your book
>>157291730well the top sounds like it's played down under, so I probably wouldn't ever be able to watch a game
guards maybe won yesterday
>>157291993Oh they play down under alright, if you know what I mean!
>>157291983Let Henderson walk, blow up the core, start over with a focus on pitching and play the waiting game.
>>157291983
>>157291987Arlington, Tampa, Seattle, Denver, Milwaukee, Anaheim
>>157291983I love how your last 4 digits are 1983
>>157292006>blow up the coreExplain to me how a core can explode
>>157291999like New Zealand?
>>157292019is that the year you were born, boomer? oof
>>157291981>whiter
The NL is so overrated.>philthies>mest>gayves>poodres>pooers
>>157292033>schrodinger's hispanic>only white when it fits the narrative
>>157292025What like in the back of a Volkswagen?
>>157291983a competitive ballclub
>>157292037Who’s ready for Apple TV’s perfect subscription package?
>>157292031Last time the OriLOLS won the World Series beta flyover
>>157291890based retard
>>157292017>Seattle>safeI guess if Portland is your benchmark, sure.
>>157291983Grease some palms to have the canals dredged
>>157292017>SeattleSafe injection site user detected
You guys like my framed tickets?
will chris sale to victory
I've concluded my study (based on this thread= and the results says Baltimore is actually a soulful, comfy city and San Diego is the premier shithole.
>>157292036no one is overrating the mets or the philliesreally the only reason the NL has a better record is because of the braves, the brewers and the dodgers and AL teams are actually more competitive
>>157292062Fuckin Ziggy
>>157291983everyone knows the problem
>>157292017Nope nope nope nope and nope. Try againDallas has an overall higher level of crime compared to the national average, with property crime being more common than violent offenses.The area immediately around Tropicana Field (the home of the Tampa Bay Rays in St. Petersburg) sits next to urban areas where you should stay aware of your surroundings after dark.Denver - Like most urban entertainment districts, it sees property crime, late-night rowdiness, and nearby homelessness....wandering too far north or east into quieter blocks late at night requires normal big-city awarenessMilwaukee has a higher-than-average crime rate compared to the rest of the United StatesAnaheim parts of central and west Anaheim visible homelessness. Venturing far from the main tourist corridors late at night requires standard urban situational awareness
holy heck, kpop demonhunters bobblehead at barves stadium!
>>157292092kek gaylanta
>barfie doos
>>157292097For me it’s the smokeshow on the bottom right
>Barves>not overratedpick one
Hope corbin headshots that jap with a comebacker today
Cole to the HoF
>>157291090why do white people think kids are expensive, i never got that
this guy gotta be related to the dodgers' M
>>157292113They can put his index finger on the plaque
! D. Baldwin 104.8 MPH EV !
>>157292105that's an Ohio 7
>>157292140Show us Milwaukee 7
>>157292128we actually raise them to be productive
>>157292148guards saw a 10 over there
>>157292156Damn I really like that kinda hair
Tommy John is near his end and put out a farewell address
>>157292148
I'm really glad I live 30 min from Manhattan whenever I see you hayseeds bitch about cities :)
>>157292170first Lou Gehrig dies of Lou Gehrig's disease, and now this...
>>157292175hmmmm no that ain’t it
>>157292170what are the odds that there was a guy named Tommy John who pitched in the majors and there is a surgery named Tommy John Surgery that affects MLB pitchers?
>>157292170o7 ;_;
Chris Sale is pitching like a pussy.
>>157292170kek stankeedoo ‘em!
Why is your sport going into a lockout?We don't do that in Germany
losing tom e. john will be even harder than losing luke eric
>>157292170Players who were in the major leagues as recently as 1989 are dying of old age
>>157292220if Germany had lockouts ww2 wouldn't have happened
>>157292220ownership and labor union not agreeing on a new contract
Jorge Posada the next Yankees manager in the booth!
>>157292189Even crazier is that every year the best pitchers in each league are awarded the “Cy Young” award, and turns out there was an actual pitcher with the EXACT same name.
>>157292220jews
>>157292247we live in a simulation
>>157292244>george tostada
>kids just wanna make moneywhat current stankees players is he talking about?
Gerrit Cole perfect game btfo by the no hustle Yankees
Cole throwing a no striker
>barves have a yastrzemski on their teamNo wonder they choked
>>157292265just like game 5, but it was he who didn't hustle
>>157292265We CGSHO now. Cope and seethe
>New York Mets claimed 3B Gabriel Arias off waivers from Cleveland Guardians.Well that was quick. Another lazy bum to go play with Lindor
>>157292264all of them hopefullycommies that don't want to make money don't belong in america
>>157292265They hustle, that’s why the starters go 8 innings every night.
>>157292296you're a human stand in for a locust
Aren't the braves a dogshit team
>>157292290Gerrit Cole’s Cum Gaped Shit Hole Orifice?
Yanks pitching hard carrying; once they get judge Belli Stanton back & rice & jazz lock in, it’s clips
>>157292315that is grotesque and not needed
>scoreless draw at junkie stadiumShaping up to be a real slurper this one
405’ Double
Look at old man sale trying to dot
8+ pitch AB from Lombard.
Yankees lead
HERE COME THE BABY BOMBERS
>swinging at two pitches in a row that hit your foot kek
>IT WAS THE YANKEES AREN'T MAKING THE PLAYOFFS>IT WAS THE BRAVES ARE GONNA SWEEP>IT WAS THE RED SUX ARE PASSING US IN THE STANDINGSTHE SURGE IS HERE YOU BETA FLYOVER RETARD PERMAVIRGINS. YANKEES WINTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN
>>157292357How is he 6’7 240” and stealing bases?
what does the yankees spammer look like irl?
>>157292370Ohtani is 210 lbs for reference
Enough is enough.If you try to challenge when your team is out of challenges, it's a strike/ball against you for trying to delay the game.
>>157292373
>>157292373I’m Puerto Rican and Dominican though I identify as white hispanic. I cook empanadas
>>157292383pipe down and learn the game emilio
>>157292384his skin isn't that smooth and unblemished. not enough bloat in the facial features, either.
>>157292393maybe stop coming up with new rules
>>157292405adapt or die cucaracha
>>157292401please delete this picture revealing the identity of Mrs. Met
Imma crack one of these bad boys
So this is the fine dining i've heard so much about from the World Cup
lowkey fiending for some Jamaican spicy beef patties. it's a great ballgame snack too
>>157292416>drinking alone on 4channot a good look
Wells opted to wear special catching gear honoring former Yankees captain Thurman Munson on the 47th anniversary of Munson’s death
>>157292428posting 5x a minute like your fat ass is worse
>>157292429He didn’t fly so good!
>>157292436and what are you drinking
>>157292373Like this.
> tyncsfakcasalright man sure
>>157292441coffee
nice of them to let goldschmidt play on old timer's day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1o4Pk9WPK4Daily reminder that Atlanta fans are shit just like their teams
>>157292452sale is the same age but i don't see you making fun of him. could it be because you're BIASED?
Sorry Braves. We have to sweep you to keep pace with the Red Sox/Rays.
>>157292425>fine diningIt's savoury sloppa for working men
>>157292452teehee!
Braves offense is straight buns
>>157292467Ignore the Dane, he has a mental breakdown every time he see a sandwich.
>>157292092mets are getting a jersey
it's always disappointing whenever you look for a deal on ubereats/doordash but all they give you is some 15% off when you spend $35+ BULLSHITwhere's my 40% off no questions asked you filthy pigs i'm trying to watch THE FUCKING BALLGAME
>>157292482imagine being a grown man and wearing this
>>157292482Im a grown man and I wear this
>>157292489I don’t have to imagine because I’m based
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2QCf1PHTZhoThe tag that ruined the Braves and Red Sux seasons. Welcome surge
>>157292498>>157292506
Braves going back into that slump after the Yankees epic comeback. Fuck Boston I guess.
>>157292467Us Europoors have seen such wealth as we saw when we visited the US during the world cup (not me but only our richest) and they got to experience things like Taco Bell or BuckeesThings completely out of reach of the average Europoor
>>157292516Cole is tossing a shut out, ten minute innings lol.
>>157292489they ripped off ive's song, so i won't support themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdzv7JBvkishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yebNIHKAC4A
>>157292408>giving survival tips to a cockroachdis dumb mf
todd tichenor?? i hardly know er!
>>157292535I shall await your apology form
>the precocious 22-year old...>LINES ONE TO LEFT, A BASE HIT>DOWN THE LINE>GUARDIANS TAKE THE LEAD>How about this night for Angel Genao?>He can give up his apartment in Columbus!
>>157292535Kek
you think todd tichenor's ever been to kitchener?
Chris Sale opened his third eye, glad we got that run off when we did.
>>157292520>having a seethe about a cheesteak
>>157292545how did the mythbusters get their hands on a thermonuclear device?
Recker's she-ass doing her job>>157286401
>*whistles*nothing>*whistles*nothing>*whistles*nothing>*whistles*nothing>*whistles*nothing>*whistles*nothing
>>157292564it's not a cheese steak
are the janks really platooning Goldschmidt and Garcia jr. Mammamia
>>157292563Pretty embarrassing sale let this dogshit lineup score a run, Cole is obviously going 7.
they really thought they had it in the bag kek!
i ate a bag of lay's jalapeno kettle chips while watching the braves and i am now regretting it. good flavor but my body doesn't react well to junk food
>>157292545when science used to be cool instead of woke
>coles shutout >stankee defense
Sales always manages to fuck something up, he got injured.
>gayrat coalkek... KEK!!
>>157292630no… NO!!
cole is dealing
>gay rat hole
5-1 Braves
bros, I got a 97 on my orgo exam :) thank you for giving me your energy last weeknow I just have the final left. if I can get at least an 86, I'll secure my A. I ask for your energy one more time! (the more energy you give me, the more the Dodgers and Yankees lose)
Who’s ready for Gerrit Cole to meltdown after fifty pitches??
lil jimmy jarvis
yankees will never lose again
>>157292647whoops forgot pic
Cole is mad as fuck, 5 straight fastballs.
>>157292445nice chart
Five and dive Cole again, huh yanks?
How many runs will the Red Sox win by today?
>>157292655Never happened.
HE’S PULLING OUT THE KNUCKLE CURVE YALL BOYS AINT MAKING IT PAST THIS INNING
>>157292663tanks
>>157292638it seems plausible. they don't have an SS for next year. i bet they end up getting adames+cash, though.
98.8 on the outside edge.7 k’s
>>157292682>Only one banana picturesErm… where did he put the other one?
o i fuck ya
1,000 K’s as a NYY
>red sux already winning
ngl they are kind of suspicious
.400 OBP Lombard Jr does it again.
Why are the masturbating Lombard’s woke lineage
Lock 'em!Cap 'em!
Stanks cheating and lying to umps kwab. Get back in the box faggot.
is Lombard anywhere near as hyped as Jeter was when he came up?
Yanks faking a hbp to get a risp, SHAMEFUL baseball.
Put us up goat.
>nooooo this team with a white fanbase is TOO GOOD they must be cheating o algo
Ump's losing it
Jones is not taking the walk kek
>chikaner jumped ship to the Red Sox kek stankeedoos
Lombards mentioned
TRIPLE KILL
IM SEEING RED PUSSYRBI TRIPLE FOR THE KID
>>157292771>Boston>white
what do you think of the psychological pressure of having someone at first base and being obligated to have a light hearted conversation with them
>>157292787Normans mog.
>CHRIS FAIL
>>157292796Paco fuming
>>157292796He means the pocket of Irish folx situated in the heart of the largest Haitian, Cape Verdean, and Puerto Rican city in America.
>>157292752His grandma got cream pied by MLK that’s kinda cool
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GIVE UP A TRIPLE TO US AT THE STADIUM KEK
!!! Baby Judge Cycle Watch !!!
kek calipacos seething about the white east coast
>>157292796
*induces an rbi balk*This man has been nothing but good since the ASB.
why is Sale melting down
>>157292823>East Coast has Miami and NYstay in your lane, Muhamed
get this hot head out of here
>>157292647>>157292659
Laughs in ShermanSoutherners cannot into pro sports
Braves spaghetti kek and they have to face Schlittler tomorrow.
>>157292832A balk was called
fuck the boston gay sox stop winning you freaks
>>157292841suck it up and pitch. your team needs your head in the game
red sox are definitely cheating
Austin Wells mindFUCKED Chris Sale
>>157292825>the Red Sox did not sign any black free agents between the 1976 start of the free agency system and 1993, thereby missing out on a substantial portion of top baseball talent during that 17-year periodAnti-competitive racism
what happened to Austin Meadows?
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THIS SURGE>It was the yankees offense will suck without judge, stanton, and belli
>>157292829>>157292855AND THE DOUBLEWellsy stans vindicated
>>157292859This offence is finally going
>>157292856I'm from southern california. I've never seen more basketball americans than when I visit the east coast.
sale is getting butt blasted
>replying to chinkaner in 2000 and 26
>>157292856The next crusade should be against the catholic church
Yankees needed this sweep of the Braves, that’s how I know baseball is so fucking rigged. It’s un fucking believable I mean, yeah OK I think you guys are gonna start surging because the Red Sox are on your heels and there’s gonna be this big fucking pennant race and nobody knows if the Rays are gonna drop or if they’re gonna stay in first and it’s the most rigged sport imaginable. It’s crazy.
Grisham looks Arab.
Paco is fuming, he thought he had obtained revenge against hated gringos and hated east coast Anglo Americans and then the NBA and hated NYC raped and gaped their sport down to #5 in the ratings
Caballero thinks he’s Lombard
Yankees defense without Volpe is top 5 in mlb.
What does the pope have to say about cubs girls?
Doyerjamals mogging doyerpacos
>>157292608measles and violent diarrhea inducing lettuce isn't woke, chud
Lombard is giving the scouting report to the veteran players. This kid is so mature and talented.
is zuttkaner here every day
for me it's abm skittleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PixOQKFDJfA
kek discord seething
>>157292992sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't, just like the rest of us
gage jump sounds like a name for a bladerunner or some shit
>>157293006gay pornstar
>>157293015fairs
>>157292953top kekblack Bostonians have a net worth of $8
The Braves are MINDFUCKING the stankees right now
So Gerrit Cole is just good again? Seems like he can go 8 today. TJ surgery is an incredibly important advancement for baseball.
>>157293047>TJ surgery is an incredibly important advancement for baseball.when did you figure that out?
>>157293050TJ as a surgery used to suck and the guy had a 75%+ chance of being shit when he came back.
TF is that haircut?
>>157293059unironically better than the broccoli fags of today
>>157293059AI bullshit
>>157293050Why you being an asshole
>>157293058advancements in science and technology, bro. even when it sucked relatively it was still better than the alternative.
BIG FLY LOMBARDDONT RUN VOLPE
bunt chad switches up and hits a dinger. bunt chads i kneel.
>>157293084I'm on break. this is 4chan. it was a banal statement in the year 2026 about a surgery that has existed for over 50 years. anything else?
Volpe just drop kicked his TV
>>157292897I wouldn't say scripted but yeah it's so predictable, always the same teams in the playoff race
>>157293100back to work, Kyle. My fries are getting cold
>2026, I am forgotten
Dodgers have lost 7 in a row Were you all able to get a refund for your Ohtani jersey? Or at least swap it for a Red Sox jersey?
volpiss bros...
Lombard is the next jesus made
>>157293100Cool, I’m retired. Just watching the game by the pool. Make sure you clock out buddy.
how much larp can one thread contain
BABOONIAN CHIMPOUT
Doggies spiraling
>>157293115I'm prepping my deck in 90 plus degree weather, lardo. you don't have shit for me. >>157293127I, too, am retired. work on your banter, midwit.
BABOONE CHARGING THE MOUND
AARON BONER
>>157293134This photo was taken during batting practice btw
Athletics are on the board....
Cabbuhgyro is not good enough to be this big a diva to the umps
Moar base runners
>>157293139Your deck looks like shit, should have hired Armando and his undocumented friends
/nu/>>157293159>>157293159>>157293159/nu/
George Lombard Jr. is the 1st player in Yankees history with 2+ HR and 3+ BB in his first 4 career MLB games.
>>157292953>12 year old datait's kind of amazing how much europeans look down on american education while being this fucking retarded without a hint of irony
