NASCAR O’Reilly series at Iowa
Video games and anime
Which driver to wish for a quick DNF to?
>>157293048indeed
i can finally catch one of these, thanks america, was there a truggs race yesterday?
>>157293152No; only ARCA.
the only thing i know about iowa is that slipknot started there, what else is there to see in iowa except the turnleft?
Is that Jessie Love? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, pinkest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe on. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Jessie Love screaming into the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Jessie Love and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Jessie Love, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Jessie Love stole my heart and drank my sneed.
>>157293188Corn and tornadoes.
>>157293188The giant, rotating ear of corn in Coon Rapids?
Total Toyota death
>>157293188Wyatt Earp Day in Pella
>>157293188Seth Freakin Rollins is from Iowa
>>157293188It's more based than anyone knows until shit gets really real.>t. Southeastfag
some updoot, i thought it was for xfinity only but it applies to all 3
>jesse hate
That spin was pretty sus
Hope the race keeps me distracted over the assholes at the irs confiscating my gpu as other deliveries today to fuck over the father's day here.
Maybe the problem is between the seat and the steering wheel.
>>157293188Corn is the nature's dildo for farmgirls there.
>>157293348Or get rid of stages...
>>157293368>>157293386are you ok
>>157293382I don't see how a seatbelt would be screwing with the transmission
>>157293368>confiscating my gpu as other deliveries today to fuck over the father's day here.What kind of communist shit are you suffering under?I swear, they aren't even fucking people. Also, Sieg in the lead. I can't be mad about that or get a ban for posting off topic by some fucking troon.
>SIEG!
>HEIL!
Restart pic
>>157293396Besidez waiting for the goodwill of those subhumans to release the cargo with my gpu in it, ye fine.Also the dildo is from one anon who posted a image at the indy iowa racethread a long time ago.>>157293422Funças aka the public worker parasite from the government, the entity who gets moneyfor duing nothing outside fucking people up to keep their mordomies as shilling the 9 finger thief.Not even the cops from military to federal deals with them, they hate their guts.
>butt facewat?
>>157293648It's really obvious
>>157293512This guy gets it.
>Butt Face spinning again
>>157293581Badass
>>157293621Man, that's lame. I want you and your people to live in the best place you guys can make. I hope you have recourse with the supplier.
Sneed can do it. We just have to believe.
>>157293779This but the magic negro
Corn car wins lol.
>>157293913Corny as shit
>>157293774I said above, the fuckers spawncamped the airports by the looks of it, local and international got caught and they want money to release it, and all of that money is going to lula's campaign.I hope tomorrow or monday is here, every single brand new xfx 7600 qick 308 is sold out, mainly now that the update put this and the sapphire pulse as head to head alts to the 5060.5060+ prices as used gpu like the 3060 12gb skyrocketed by 500 bucks since febuary here
Just got home with some cold drinks and carnitas combo burritos from Del Taco, let race
>>157293943Man, I hate faggots so much, it's unreal. It's getting to the point where a man can't even do an honest days work for an honest days pay anywhere on this shitball Earth.This race is pretty fucking boring. It looks like they re re did the bottom line in the turns, but IndyCar ait biting and it's not helping Busch series. Hopefully Cup will be better tomorrow. Also, the world is populated by normal people and they should all have a rifu, a kifu a d a wife. That would fix a lot of problems... with motorsports.
>>157293581Always glad to see our fellow anons at the track!
>>157293943Forgot pic
>>157293581Just now appreciating that shark tooth paint scheme.Holy fuck. Your phone moggs my best camera!
>>157294058Are you the one that suggested the Frens Racing on the shirt? Because I am seriously feeling this image right now and I think that input helped a lot.
>>157294108Nope, just an anon who happened to be there when it happened and snagged the result
I really hope that cup is better tomorrow.
Huge save!
>kwabwalich
>>157294140*It won't be.
Holy shit that was an insane restart, no quarter being given
>>157294124Cool. I can't do much in this gay world, so seeing my stuff reposted is pretty great for me.
That was a lot of bullying
Sawalich can get daddy's company to buy his seat, but it can't buy him tallent.
Absolutely amazing driving followed up by random retarded shit.
>>157294205Saw a bitch is a perfect name for him.
Cody's bro...
Why are they spinning
>Carson WareNOT ANIME
>>157294277There is a bump going into turn 1 where the pavement changes. The transition from old to new pavement is also a cause.
CRE OU LO
This shit's never going to end.
SHITTERS
>thunderstorm and torrential rain outside
>>157294475It was like that for a week straight here. Grew very tired of it by day 5. Not comfy at all.
Funniest part of the Brickyard burnout was finding out the head of Costa Oil has a vandetta against the state of Indiana.
>>157294475>Hottest day of the year>Have to move soon>Had to muscle these heavy ass boxes down the stairs and into my carMy shirt is still damp with sweat but I got some cold tasty drinks for later
Geekbros...
Crockerchads...
Get these shitters off the racetrack
What is a wind monkey?
If passing is this impossible in orly, my hopes aren't high for cup
Clements bros…
I am not even hopeful that ross will win but he needs the victory.
>jrmwinslol>cupdriverwinslol
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
>>157294800>>157294761Allgayer will beat Chastain on the restart thanks to the shitters
FUCKING SHITTERS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157294830Damn was I glad to be wrong. Thanks shitters.
Medium juan
>>157294501Baaed doing shit for yourself. Enjoy your new home, king.
Karma for shitting on ross restart all gay er
Horrendous top 10 right now even with Allgaier in the corn
Overtime is retarded desu
Its me ot the yoders SUDDENLY got 50+hp again at the very end?
>>157294941moving from an apartment to a houseIll have a back yard for the first time in like 13 years
Brent Crews actually deserves to get yelled at by Ernie Keebler this time.
>>157295051Excellent! I love to see motor/sp/ortsmen winning!You got any cats or dogs?
Fontana Speedway accident crashStick tar skid standsHeavy engine tumble roll runaway carTired fires axle bolo shot crowd
>>157295330Why are you trying to dump your AI prompt into 4chan?
>>157295048just you
>>157295297one cat currently, going to adopt a dog as soon as we're settled in
>>157298216Based. I like cats and dogs both pretty equally.
How does a plant sponsor a race?
>>157303570You know how.
>>157303659Bowman’s been busy
>>157303683Him an Mikey done stripped an shucked ever last stalk far o' the eye kin see. I say, I say its DOWNRIGHT PECULIAR.
>>157303762Remember when Mikey crossdressed for Halloween
Haven't watch Xfin but seriously, what the fuck was that ?
>>157303819I love stupid schemes like this
Are we using this for the Cup Race? Also why the fuck does Trevor Bane have on a fire suit?
>>157303926Because he's going to be in the pace car.
There's a Mexican in a pink Goku shirt two rows behind me.
>>157303955Tell him to watch something other than shonenshit.
>>157293016How long will the Hocevar hype last?
>>157303819
yes muh god
>>157293016Damn this guys got a good voice
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOYS! I am about 150 miles from the race, I was gonna go but it's hot as shit and I have a lot of work to do get done this week, so I will sit here and drink beer and shitpost with you bros.
>>157304000Until someone knocks him the fuck out after a race. It's coming and I don't think Hocevar has the dog in him if some older racer gets ahold of his ass.
Has 4chan been kinda shit today, or is it just my internet?
Once again, men are so much better anthem singers. They're pragmatic, get the job done, don't try to show off their pipes with a bunch of silly bullshit.
Who will be the first caution?
YES muh godYES muh murica
>>157304034Every Toyota and Hendrick driver at once.
>>157304033I liked that anthem, you are right. He got it done and with respect. His voice could be good for rock or country
>>157304015Beer at the track kinda sucks. Last year at Gateway I could buy a mini cooler with 6 beers from the concession stand. Best system ever.
How are we feeling about this boys? I for one hope they do it justice and it's not some deal where Cole is a team owner and takes a chance on some up and coming gay black non binary racer from Gary, Indiana. Also hope there isn't a bunch of stupid cameos of current drivers who can't act for shit.
>>157304068Bubba will be the star
>>157304068Nicole Kidman is unironically one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, even todayLike a literal angel
>>157304081yeah, shes a hot piece of ass for sure
>>157304081just googled her. she's starting to bog herself.
>>157304060Lord bless you for still calling it Gateway. I still have people saying "AKCHUUUALLYYY ITS WORLDWIDETECHNOLICALL". Fuck you, it's Gateway!
>>157304068I liked the F1 movie from the same studio and I like Tom Cruise moviesChase Elliott is pretty much confirmed to be in it
>>157304081Redhead women are S Tier. So rare, so beautiful.
the call that saved NASCAR
We are back bros
>>157304122red heads are either the most beautiful woman in the world or just absolute dog shit. very similar to Asian women. neither have 6s or 7s. Just 2s 3s and 9s and 10s.
>>157304108>she's starting to bog herselfI sincerely hope you're mistaken, I always figured she would take the Pamela Anderson approach and just embrace agingBeautiful young people become beautiful old people unless you fuck with plastic surgery
>>157304128>what if we uhh just have rockingham and richmond make a baby
>>157304000He will reck bubba, bubba will take a swing, bamf will get suspended, bamf will become a superstar and the crowd will yell CHANT N I G G E R when bubba is showcased
Hey bros
"Is this heaven?""No... it's Iowa."
Rolling how many laps will be left when Larson wrecks himself while in the top 5.
good evening frens>muh god>muh army>muh murricacringe as always, was the anthem rendition any good?
>>157304146she boggin boss
last 2 digits is the lap zilly wrecks
Yeah I'm thinking this is a Denny win
WE'RE GREEN BOYS
>>157304170Terrible. Dislike both of em.
>>157304190BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>157304190now we can race
we could use a caution right now
>>157293016KWAB
red penis kek
Sold out capacity >30k grandatand capacity KekAlso fuck these commentators, sounds like f1 fag commentators
>Reddick
RED DICK DOWN
>RED DICK
>REDDIT
>>157304219BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
Reddick noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You love to see it!
What arc are we on for Reddick?
Just need the 11 to crash as well.
>>157304219kek
>>157304225wut
rollin for>everyone ahead of SVG bins it
Hell yeah even took another yoder out with him even though I have no beef with Jones.
>>157304113It will always be Gateway. Just like the place where the niggerSox play is Comiskey. >>157304128Bring back the Black Deuce
>>157304034So close
Is Reddick washed?
>>157304190All it's missing is a Kulwicki car and we're good.
So does Reddick just get on a private jet back to Charlotte and will be watching the end of this race on his couch at home? Always wondered what they do when they wreck real early.
Dnf on lap 7Lmao
>>157304256>niggerSoxYou mean the White Sox. They have zero black players on the team unless you want to count Acuna.
>>157304264i crie evrytiem :(
A good start
>>157304264Yeah that's right cry you dumb toyota fan
Two Yoders down
>>157304270Probably help the wife out and fix stuff around the house and property. He will need a ladder ofc bc he is vertically challenged.
Was this crash promised to Reddick in the settlement?
>>157304270More time for him to prep the bull
Ty Gibbs is 4th in points damn...
It should be illegal for NASCAR and Indy to be on at the same time
>>157304277They play on the Southside, they're spiritually black. >>157304295Is he taller than the Blainlet?
>>157304311hes tiny so he has an advantage adding only 88lbs to the cars load
>>157293016Why is this caution taking so long? Jesus Christ didn’t they just say they wanted to get rid of these long cautions?
>>157304314yes, it's very retarded...
>>157304332see >>157304338
>>157304323I would say blaner is taller easily, but I have no clue.
>>157304332Quicky cautions are lost technology
Sorry chuddie that your brakes are working at 50% capacity but you cant change them. Lmao nascar
Racing has been great while green so far
GO GO SVG>GO GO SVGGO GO SVG>GO GO SVGGO GO SVG>GO GO SVG
>>157304323Reddick is comical short 5'3- 5'4. I think Blaney is just normal short. Like 5'7 or 5'8.
>>157304314We are only a few weeks away and auto racing will be irrelevant programming in the usa market
zilly is in transit to funkytownsurely nothing will stop his journey
>>157304371>he doesn't have a mancave with several tvs and screens to watch turnleft, hand egg, goof, etc.
>>157304326Gonna need more downforce or he'll spin out
>>157304399All you need is one TV with YouTubeTV app and a quad box.
>>157293016NOOOOO BAMF
>Indycar in a delay for a dying golf league.
>>157304399I only watch /cfb/ so i need at least 8 tvs at one time
>>157304399I have a battlestation with two screensNeed a 3rd dedicated purely to shitposting with the bros
>>157304457What an idiot bamf
>>157304447I have a kind of 3 screen setup, a monster one screen but then in my other room 2 screens. I send my drunk friends to the huge one screen cave lmao
even year logano: ACTIVATED
My gpu hasnt arrived yet, indycar on delay because of a dead ass golf league for women and faggots, and BAMF is fucked...All is left is a cheatin yoder victory.
Larson is gonna do it
>>157304513He's gonna say it again?
Is blaney being nice to RFK?
uhh..roushbros?
It should be legal to wreck cars that are about to be lapped, especially if it's Chase Elliott. >>157304513Crash?
>>157304531nevermind
the international indy stream is on
Who do I go for, anons? I don't know much about /turnleft/. Call me a newfag. Is there a Jap dude in the race? Otherwise, who's a wholesome guy who isn't a fucking conceited faggot?
>>157304585Yeah, meanwhe the fox stream went black.
>>157304534>>157304534Time to switch from my Brad shirt to my Blaney one.
>>157304587What’s your definition of wholesome?
>>157304587Do you care about the manufacturer of their car?
>>157304587There is no rush. Just watch and enjoy the races. You will figure out what teams and drivers you like and don't like later.
>>157304604I dunno, he just respects the sport and isn't a self-absorbed fag. Just a 'country boy' rassin to rass, you know? No "I'm better than everyone fuck yeah!".>>157304606Not at all. I just need someone to bandwagon on desu. I don't care about teams or anything. I just want someone to root for.>>157304645Fair enough. Maybe I should do that.Come to think of it, I heard the name Ty Gibbs earlier. Is he a cool dude?
100% chance bubba will rekt
>>157304659Gibbs is a privileged lil twerp>respects the sport and isn't a self-absorbed fag. Just a 'country boy' rassin to rass, you know? No "I'm better than everyone fuck yeah!".Chase Elliott, his dad was a champion too and holds the all time fastest lap record, he's a quiet mannered guy (deffo neurodivergent), just wants to race and fly his plane. No bullshit drama with him.
>ESS VEE GEE
SVG nooooooooo :(
>shane van spinsbergen
He's learning (I guess)
Man BAMF has the engine goblin this week
Why is svg unable to just turn left? Hes the greatest turn right driver on the circuit
Iowa is SVG's worst track
>>157304786He can do both together in a single race well, but not only one at a time. It is his gift.
>Both races in caution at the same time
fuck i missed it
welcome back wrecky spinhouse <3
Ricky wtf
>spinhouse
>Wrecky Spinhouse
Why are we racing on such a shitty track?
>Both races in commercials at once
>>157304914>we
Based lelliot
>>157304914The Corn lobby
Somebody wreck that faggot ass 23. It's not 2020 anymore
>>157304994Ya seethe?
>>157305000He doesn't seethe as much as you do, chud.
What the fuck is Bubba's problem?
Cheer up chud the tendies and ice cold coke will wash away the pain.
>>157305000>>157305077I know once the first jeet gets into nascar I won't mind bubba as much
>>157305112I think they’d be good at racing with all of the crazy tuktuk driving they do
how boring has today been?
Is bell the good guy today? Fuck blaneyFuck loganoFuck bubba
I was a fan of bubba till the noose shit happened. Was embarrassing.
>>157305138Dennis is going to pass everyone and run away again
>BAMF
>>157293016ITS OVER
>>157305112There's already a jeet in Indy NXT but he got fired for not having enough money>BAMF
>>157305156The 2311 cars look cheated up today
>Chess
>multiple defective brake pads>Bamf ebgine issues>Randomly cars are just giving upWhat the fuck is going on
There is a very dark energy that surrounds Ryan Reynolds. I can't explain it.
>Despite being just 2% of all drivers...
>Blubba fucking up the pit speed again
>Quandale ripped the Hellcat too hard
Another black man pulled over for "speeding"...
Lmaooooooooooooo
Larson has never recovered from the indy 500 humble.
>hms shittersHAHAHAHAHAH
Another on bites the dust
>>157304277they're the team of Barack 'Saddam' 'Barry' Hussein Obama 'Satoro'. no thanks
If Hamlin wins this again how many times this year will a Toyota win from starting last? Why even bother with quali anymore.
Based Kroger car.
>blowman>larshit
Lmao what a shitfest
This is a shit show, I fucking regret not going dammit
Kek!
This race his been so bad it's flipped to good
>>157293016I like Briscoe but I don’t like his Reddit usage
Anyone sippin?
>>157305417No I’m too hungover. Whole body hurts
which driver got the best bussy?
>>157305506Depends on your taste
>>157305506
That fucking coon is already back to 16th. These cheating toyotas are out of control
ZILLY GOT A STAGE POINTTHE SEASON IS SAVED
>Cheatin yoders winning 90% of the races>Indycar ruined by a guy who always wins but never does it passing people on trackTough year for the top series in the US.
>Baldgano
>>157305506Mikey!
blaney is just gone
>have no brakes>car is still better than all but 2 or 3cheatin' yoders
What the fuck happened to Keslowski?
Should we talk about our favorite cars of all time now?
>>157305417
Uh.. why are the track lights on..
>>157305827>They dont know about superstage 4
>>157305827late start + clouds
>>157305685Poo loo won and a cheatin yoder is going to win too.
Ok so it'll be JGR 123 and then Blaney and probably a random chevy in 5thUnless Briscoe speeds up
Why is Cindric so bad today?
>>157305915>70 laps to go>doubting a Toyota suddenly speeding up
>yoders cheated up
Was bored and made this
>>157305995not bad
>>157304587>JapLarson is some sort of half-gook.https://youtu.be/6iUA3bH3KDQ?is=5KVt6aONKpM1p6Vl
>>157305995Christopher (pork) belly
>int stream lost audio
>>157305995Joey Linguine
>>157306020Nvm is back
>>157305995Josh Berry
>>157306009>>157306031>>157306058with a side of Cold Custard
>>157305995want some of that Chase Brisket
Only a yellow will fuck the yoders plans.
Chastain can still win out if a caution comes in about 10 laps.
>>157305957Because he's not sponsored my Miller Genuine Drafts.
>>157306103It won't. Bad gamble
A cody ware spin would feed families rn
>>157306151A Swarez act of international terror is the best I can do.
Video games and anime desu
>>157306151It wont, the bets cartel wants a gibbs victory.
>Gibbs leadingWorst race ever.
>>157306164Just in time
It's over.
>>157293016Sex with Heather Gibbs
>Heather Gibbs
>>157306176The "yellow" is coming.
/ss/ with Heather Gibbs
>TY'S MOM
Hey Ty...your mom...SHE'S HOT!
Can't believe they got me rooting for Gibby
I have a feeling someone's gonna have a kwab moment
>>157293016Nightmare scenario
GIBBS ME DAT!!!
>yoder vs yoderYawwwwwn...
Bell's wife looks like porn actress penny barber.
So what's the moral of this race?
>Gibbs and Heim have more wins than BAMF and Zilly
>>157306257It pays to be a spoiled brat
Based Gibbs gets free sweet corn for life
Brad Keselowski almost won this race.
>>157306259The good guys (BAMF and Zilly) will win in the end
>>157306257If you ever need proof how cheated up the Toyota's are just look at Gibbs results this year.
>>157306165Told ya fags, o macaco tá certo.
>Bell had me sweatin' like an ear of corn but you know Jesus was in the car with me, too
The worst part is half the people who said North Wilkesboro was a bad race will say this was a good race, because they're impressed by an Australian man shouting.
When did gibbs get red hair?!?
Why does he feel like he's sped up?
>>157306281Baptists arent christians, and it isnt bullshit per backstory.
The gayest fucking sunglasses i have ever seen.
that was the most quiet crowd for a winner i've heard
>>157306283Yup that Aussie was pissing me off. American announcers only!
>>157306302Race is official
>>157306301We should have an AMERICAN announcer cover a race at the Calder Park oval, that will really show 'em.
>>157306305Chase Elliott bros...How far are we gonna fall?
See you turnleft bros next week at the Dirty D in Richmond!!!
>>157306301>>157306322What is Allen Bestwick even doing these days?
>>157306305SVG surviving thanks to big fumbles by Cindric, Keselowski, and Jones, and a half fumble by Preece.
>>157306305>Gibbs in secondIf he actually won would he be the worst champion ever? I cant believe that shitter has a real chance.
>>157306341The yoder and bets mafia wants it.
Gotta increase those diecast sales somehow
>>157306376Corn and peas
>>157306337I'm gonna be honest he sucked and he led to all of these shitty announcers we have now.
>>157306305The Hocevar hype is over
Anyways lets post some underrated car paint schemes.
>>157306676kys yourself
anus
