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Still no jinxes edition?

NRL
>GAME 1
Canberra Raiders v Newcastle Knights
2:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
GIO Stadium
1.64-2.26
>GIO Stadium sets the stage for a Sunday afternoon clash as the Raiders host the Knights.

The Raiders saw their four-game winning streak halted by an 18-42 loss to the m Panthers in Mudgee during Round 22, while, the Knights snapped a three-match losing skid with a 30-6 win over the Broncos. The Knights welcome back Tyson Frizell for his landmark 300th NRL appearance. In their last NRL meeting, the Knights defeated the Raiders 32-12 at McDonald Jones Stadium. The clubs have split their last 10 encounters evenly with five wins apiece
Raiders 1-12 2.90
Raiders 13+ 3.20
Knights 1-12 3.25
Knights 13+ 5.50
Raiders -2.5 1.91 Knights +2.5 1.89

>GAME 2
St George-Illawarra Dragons v Cronulla Sharks
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch 9
Jubilee Stadium
5.30-1.16
>Jubilee in Kogarah hosts a Sunday afternoon derby showdown as the Dragons and Sharks renew their rivalry. The Dragons suffered a 22-28 loss to the Dolphins in Round 22 at WIN Stadium. Their form remains poor with three consecutive defeats keeping them anchored to the bottom of the ladder. Meanwhile, the Sharks continued their surge with a convincing 32-16 victory over the Rabbitohs in Round 22. Cronulla is in red-hot form, having won five straight matches and 10 of their last 11. In their last NRL meeting, the Sharks defeated the Dragons 34-12. Cronulla holds a dominant head-to-head winning streak, having won eleven of their last twelve games against the Dragons
Dragons 1-12 6.25
Dragons 13+ 16.00
Sharks 1-12 3.70
Sharks 13+ 1.62
Dragons +16.5 1.83 Sharks -16.5 1.98

previous thread >>157281814
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>>157294041
I fucked it up. The joys of copy/paste
>nrlw to follow after I have a coffee or something
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Where are all the details about NRLW?
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>>157294182
AFTER I FINISH MY COFFEE
I mean, they will be here shortly
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still no community for this dead sport
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Good betting opportunity in NRLW imo
Briggenshaw suspended, broncos winger playing 6 for the first time so raiders women can harrass Southwell on her kicks because she has to kick every set no one else can. It’s cold and wet, suits the raiders pack especially Grace Kemp (ats 11.50) and the man in the middle Zehara Temara (ats 7.50). Betting both of them to score. Raiders line is +17.5 which is my main bet there is only so much Tamika Upton can do alone.
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>>157294319
Based degenerate
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>nu threadcunt back
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>>157294442
Oldthread cunt fucked up bad yesterday
Fuck him
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>>157294041
NRLW
>GAME 1
Canberra Raiders v Brisbane Broncos
11:35am AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
GIO Stadium
6.05-1.13
>The Broncos have won all three clashes against the Raiders and are also undefeated this season
Raiders 1-12 7.00
Raiders 13+ 23.00
Broncos 1-12 3.45
Broncos 13+ 1.55
Raiders +17.5 1.90 Broncos -17.5 1.90

>GAME 2
St George-Illawarra Dragons v Wests Tigers
1:35pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Jubilee Stadium
4.00-1.25
>Raecene McGregor faces her former side in this game. In round 5 she produced one of the NRLW’s greatest solo displays as the Tigers upset the Sharks
Dragons 1-12 4.70
Dragons 13+ 11.50
Tigers 1-12 2.95
Tigers 13+ 1.98
Dragons +11.5 1.91 Tigers -11.5 1.89

>GAME 3
Sydney Roosters v Parramatta Eels
6:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
Polytec Stadium
1.01-21.00
>The undefeated Roosters host the Eels who are looking for their first win of the season
Roosters 1-12 10.50
Roosters 13+ 1.05
Eels 1-12 31.00
Eels 13+ 101.00
Roosters -34.5 1.92 Eels +34.5 1.88
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>>157294442
I never left my friend
>>157294460
Nah, be nice. Whoever it was meant well. Probably
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>>157294609
They've really got the girlies playing footy at 11:35am
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>>157294041
m8 if you’ve put your duck curse on Friz you and me are going to have a problem
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>>157294681
Cant be any later because the boys are on at 2. And if it’s on later 85% of the crowd just leaves.
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Those who didn't watch the Super League last night missed out
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>>157294683
There are no ducks in that image. Not added by me anyway. If someone in the crowd is holding one, that’s on them
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One of the pups died yesterday lads
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dreadful news mate how old
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Fuck me the Rabbits were reballed home hard against the eels, absolutely disgusting.
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He was 13 so it was a good run for him. He’s been getting more and more frail and slow so we knew it wasn’t far away. Went in his sleep fortunately.
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remember when broncos took the poo when there had been 60 points scored already in the game
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Some updates from the NRL

>Global Round is ON, most likely destinations are London, Hong Kong and Japan. Vegas will continue
>NRL looking to make the Grand Final a weekend long event with games played through multiple days. These include the All-Stars, an U21 state of origin and maybe a 3rd place play off
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Someone needs to tell PVL that sometimes less is more.
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>>157295400
global round = gay
all stars game = could be fun, I enjoy it in baseball
u21 state of origin = dont really care for this but ill prob watch it
3rd place playoff = dumb idea, no one playing will care at all
>>
Friendly reminder that DolphGODS won the final 60 minutes of their match 40-8
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Like an actual All Stars game? Or that brown vs slightly less brown bullshit?
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>>157295455
I assume just the current Indigenous vs Maori game moved out of the pre-season. Which would actually be a terrible call because the Koori knockout is played on that same weekend and most Abos will be there
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I forgot to include that Souths are keen on playing in Hong Kong and the Roosters and Broncos want to play in Japan
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They should have a little Nines tourney on GF day.
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>Jamie Humphreys is on the verge of extending his time at the Rabbitohs.

>Despite nearly going to the Perth Bears, it’s believed the utility will remain in the famous Rabbitohs colours for a further two seasons.

Really damning for the Bears that he turned down a 3 year deal to be a starting half for them to stay at Souths on a 2 year deal to be a backup hooker. Probably on less money too
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>>157295400
All great ideas keep the guy im charge he a chad
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>>157295619
He didn't want to be behind Burton at the Bears
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>>157295845
>behind Burton
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>>157295845
Burton? The centre?
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Burton is a done deal, his manager is just waiting as long as possible to see what other concessions they can benefit from
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are you guys excited for the new staidum in hobart when the tassie devils come in?
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I thought they voted against it because it was $100 billion dollars or some shit
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>>157296293
>>157296312
State of Origin game 2 2031 is gonna be cool in here
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>>157296449
hopefully it's warm iykwim haha!
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Herbie Farnsworth signed with the Dragons but can't announce it until after November 1st
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>>157295570
>little Nines
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She got KO'd out by Grace Kemps thunderthighs, I wish that was me bros
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cascade lights on tap for to watch the devices
*siiiip*
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>>157296773
I said what I said
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>>157296773
We can let the tens in if that helps.
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rockspiders fuck off
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Sounds like a goer.
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dragons are due an upset
wont be today but theyre due
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>>157294319
Well raiders are doing it easy should have taken ML @ $6.05 as well.
Next women’s match Togatuki will score @$5.30 and berry always scores so take her for 2 @$6
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>>157296449
>23,000 capacity
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The AFL is such a. Pain the arse organisation. Making Tassie build a new stadium that doesn't even increase the capacity of Belrieve. Threw the 2032 Olympics into jeopardy by refusing to be without he Gabba for any period of time at all. Rugby League would never.
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will the warriors win the prem?
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>>157297955
Not this decade
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What happened to /ourgirl/ Jetaiya? Can't even make this shitty Tigers peem?
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STATE of that abbo
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*claps* HOOOOOOOO
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THEYRE DOING IT
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business idea : Viking Plap for the Raiders NRLW side
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This would be a kino colour scheme for NZ2
>>
Family Tips Malcom in the Middle Edition
6 tipped pooders
6 tipped poocastle
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Sonny Bill Manuleulua
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PONGA HIA HE DED
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new gf just dropped
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TABLE STATUS?
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>pongshit
RAIDBACK STARTS NOW
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KEK lata bo
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pongshit is a liability today needs to be hooked
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OH FFS KALYN
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>>157298453
Based clairvoyant raidback psychic
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KEK @ Marzhew
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manlet on manlet violence must stop
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>Newcast-ACK
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P O N G S H I T
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pong notshit
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>>157294319
Just checked the score did you get ats
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>>157298568
No, I always wear a condom
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Knights looking quite fraudulent today
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>>157298355
CUTE!
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lot of close games this weekend
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>>157298638
and looks like a woman!
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbxkHWBz0FH
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smokeshow ubereats driver lads
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>>157298719
Pics or it didn’t happen
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>raiders
>knights
Dead thread
Don’t have high hopes for the next game either
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>>157298784
maybe gayfl is more your speed?
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What happened to the GoatCastle ball customer?
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>>157298801
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IT’S A BIG STEAMING POO!
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UNDEFEATED POOOOOOO CURSE
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SET

THE

FUCKING

TABLE
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Based Jed well on his way to matching his dads hairline
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Thank fuck that refs whistle can cure all the broken necks
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One poo each.
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MORE POO!
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poocurstle
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God damn these Knights are surviving again
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>>157296980
>cascade lights on tap
>on tap
Pics or it didn't (did not) happen
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>game winning poo
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>respectfully winds down the clock
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I was saying boourns
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praying for dark duck magic on Ryan Couchman
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sorry I meant blayke brailey
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banging your shoulders together in warmups is so performative
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let's gone dragwahs
>>
Family Tips Cronullawarra DragSharks Edition
0 tipped poogans
14 tipped pooarks
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>>157299075
you’re looking tired N…
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just thought of a good joke
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lay it on us
>>
(you)
>>
KINO jersey clash
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Why are the sharks sponsored by aramex?
Because they never seem to deliver.
>>
Pooarks can deliver just not in September kek
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Don’t think I can sell a cheeky Chinese and this shit slinger of a game to the missus lads…
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lucky you can watch with the family instead :D
>>
POOARKS
POOARKS
POOARKS
POOARKS
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KICK 1
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Ramian going to North Queensland next year
Ramian bitched and moaned about home sickness when he went to Newcastle
This should end well
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KEK
>>
ohnononononononononononononono
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LMFAO nigg-oh the mental midget poofter!!!
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>>157299130
That was just the excuse. What actually happened was that Newcastle signed him before he had his breakout year so he was on massive unders for what he was producing.
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>guthershit
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C’mon Dragons
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These Dragons players got butterfingers
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Grey kit always looks like faded black
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>>157299174
kek
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>holmes
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Lovely little grubber
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>>157299196
but enough about your missus lol
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>>157299203
If my missus was a type of kick she’d be a torpedo bomb from the other side of halfway
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GUTHERGOD SHUTS THE DOOR
HOW HAS NICHO FUCKED THAT UP
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The Return of the King
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owwww my ankle
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nice suliface there
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That’s a try
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>tipped pooarks
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>the scoreboard reads 10-4 and you know what that means
https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmssI’mI’
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10-4 most dangerous lead???
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A TRY ON DAYBOO
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WEAK DEFENCE
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Sharkbros how we feeling?

(Not that bad I guess we all know the poogans will fuck this up in the 2nd half)
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>>157299365
I'm watching barnwood builders second half instead
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>>157299365
Yeah not bad, dragons are pretty awful. Fiending for a goon sesh, pretty wiped after City2Surf
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St George need to win this
>>
Hamish the Gun
>>
can the broncs get the spoon still
>>
BITEBACK
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Broncos will guaranteed get the spoon if St George wins every game, the Broncos lose every game, and the Titans win one game
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>>157299532
I believe
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>>157299551
So close to not making it, millimetres of control in all facets
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>poothetic poo
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lets gone dragwahs
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POOOOOOOOO
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If St George can get a good set in after this with a good kick they can keep doing that and control the game from in front
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kek he's still bleeding from the nose even after half time
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gutherSHIT
>>
pooarks looking tired and out of spirit poogans could get this
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BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
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BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
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Interesting
>>
if I was the poogans coach I would tell them to not drop the ball when they're in the westpack red zone™
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that was chest to head nothing in that
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nico with the game leveling 2 point fg and then a poo to win the game
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no try leg well into touch :(
>>
Sloan is a lock for Super League Man of Steel
>>
It’s close
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NO TRY LOL
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games gone
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Almost 900 posts yesterday not even 200 today....
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SIMULTANEOUS
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sorry was only available for the 2nd game as I was playing PZ (project zomboid) with a friend but I have been posting my arse off this game :)
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>>157299664
oops please ignore this post my stream was 5 mins behind
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DRAGGODS DRAGGODS DRAGGODS DRAGGODS DRAGGODS DRAGGODS DRAGGODS
BRONCOS WILL GET THE SPOON
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Well done Dragons, laughed at you all year but you deserve the win this arvo
>>
AHAHAHA
>>
Holy shit they're actually going to do it

My hat is off, take a bow dragwahs
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Caraxesbros how we feeling
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FRAUDnulla
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ITS NOT OVER YET
>>
the cowardly pooark FEARS the Dragwah
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>>157299698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBUT0cxtHlg
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it’s pretty much over now
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Truthnuke: This is the game the Sharks NEEDED to lose. They will quite literally win the comp now
>>
GOATcastle top 4 is still possible... If only Ponga could goal kick, we would have beaten those frauds.
>>
3/8 what a terrible week for my tippies
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>>157299715
We can only hope
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should shave his head for getting binned to be honest
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GUYS GUYS REMEMBER WE HAVE ONE MORE GAME!!!
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>>157299721
'risp 7/8 me stupid dogs fucked it up.
>>
Galvin on the Matty Johns show? He's a better person than me because I would have told Fox to get fucked after all the shit they've talked the past couple of years
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>>157299728
three games on Sunday wont happen till 2028 mate
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>>157299742
sundee evening game from chch
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strong performance from the sc peem at the end of the season
just like fozball, theyll be stuck with me again next year
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>>157299752
Who /prelim/ here?
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>>157299766
Already in Bali
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>>157299766
it was a building year
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Roosters vs Eels in 5 minutes lads
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congratulations N - out of everyone I’m had it was you.
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>>157299812
*glad
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Bit of a jersey clash going on
>>
Start scoring rooster women I bet on you
>>
peels sisters...
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They really sent this game to the Cenny Coast
>>
Sadly Cucknulla likely stay 4th
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>>157300094
For now
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>>157299812
>>157299815
GG m8. Turns out we didn’t need any curse shenanigans to have a good match.
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wtf was horse doing with his hand in gagai's asshole
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>>157300500
Puppet show
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>there were too many poo’s this weekend
I did not enjoy the penalty goals either
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I watch peague to get away from the poos
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last for go to sleep work tomorrow
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Based sleep enjoyer
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Lads I was doing a bushwalk here and while I was taking pictures of a river+waterfall, this german lady swam up out of the blue and said something like "you could be taking better pictures down here!" to me and laughed while swimming around for a bit and now I'm wondering if she was flirting
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>>157305669
thats when you say something like "I would kill to swim right now but I didnt bring my togs/swimmers/bathing suit" and hope she says "just skinny dip"
>>
Should the nrl stop at a third place playoff? Sure they should include a 7th placed playoff in week 2 of the finals and a 5th placed playoff in week three.
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>>157306757
They shouldn’t even start the playoff for 3rd. Imagine losing a player for 6 months and having them miss the start of the next season for an injury from a meaningless 3rd place playoff. Dumb dumb dumb PVL
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Brian To'o has signed with the PNG Chiefs
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based vlandys giving us a new villain team for everyone to hate
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I have 4 trades left. Be scared. I'm winning the hip.
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>>157306757
Third place is important cause if a small team gets to the semis they could win a 3rd place
5th and 7th dont make sense
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>>157307855
theres zero gain in winning a third place
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>>157307872
Imagine your team never won, never even got to semis and then they win a 3rd place, you think that team and fans wont celebrate?
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>>157307914
no they wont. no one is chasing a third, people dont even celebrate a second
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>>157307969
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I've just got off the phone with Pete, he tells me that State of Origin is going to be rolled out through the finals next year to keep everyone engaged.

State of Origin game 1 next year will be on the same weekend as the first semi finals, i.e the 2nd week of finals. Eligibility will be for all players that have missed out on finals or knocked out in week 1 of finals.

Game 2 will be played Prelim week (week 3) and will include everyone eligible from game 1 + from the teams knocked out in week 2

Game 3 will be played the day before the Grandfinal as a curtain raiser to QLD cup winner NSW cup winner which has also been moved to the Saturday. On Sunday we'll only have the NRLW and NRL Finals. Fans can buy tickets to both days similar to the magic round concept. Eligibility will be everyone not playing in the Grand final
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Brian To'o seems like the kind of guy who would have signed for a team called the Quokkas. I guess we'll never know...
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>Sam McIntyre will join the One New Zealand Warriors on a two-year deal for the 2027 and 2028 NRL seasons
trust in webby
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Truthnuke: people are OVERREACTING to the Chiefs signings

Luai - can't do it without Cleary. Overpaid and overrated
Johnston - catch and fall merchant who's just going there to please to biscuit company he's the face of
Watson - Only good for a utility role which is pretty useless in this extended bench era
Lees - He's a pom so he won't be able to handle the heat. Will probably pass out during the game
Lomax - a proven money whore. Don't rule out him leaving for European Rugby early into his deal
To'o - washed. Got dropped from Origin for a reason
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please no
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>>157308603
Please yes
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>>157308451
>people are OVERREACTING to the Chiefs signings
can you point out the overreactions ITT?
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i posted this but i stand by it
>>157307798
fuck png
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>>157308954
By people he meant reddit
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>>157308625
based WAHS customer
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>>157308451
agreed
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>>157305669
That might’ve been a water nymph. You can get kidnapped by them
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>>157308451
I don’t know who Lees is but if he’s a rep level halfback all they need now is a good fullback and they’re gonna be competitive once they pad out the team with 4 or 5 gun locals
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>>157306248
https://www.ashcottsolicitors.co.uk/indecent-assault-first-offence-in-the-uk-what-to-expect/
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>>157309370
Obviously an explanatory myth to blame the nixies for drunk people wandering off and drowning, much like Eos kidnapping shepherd boys was an explanatory myth for the lads getting eating by bears and lions, or falling into a ravine up in the hills, and disappearing off the face of the Earth.
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>>157309441
And centaurs were just really good horsemen, right
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>>157309413
oi you got a loicence for that pea shoota m8?
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4 way battle for the spoon

Tigers currently in 14th with 20 points. games against the Dragons, Roosters, Cowboys & Penrith -211 F/A

Titans in 15th with 18 points, Knights, Sharks, Rabbits & Dolphins to come -144 F/A

Broncos in 16th with 18 points, Warriors, Raiders, Storm & Bulldogs to come, -164 F/A

Dragons 17th with 12 points, Tigers, Bulldogs, Sea Eagles & Eels to come -265 F/A
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The (mighty) St George-Illawarra (Steelers) Dragons are a good chance of winning all their remaining games
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>>157308451
Jarome Luai 31
Alex Johnston 33
Connor Watson 31
Matty Lees 30
Brian To'o 29
Zac Lomax 28
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Broncos are playing 4 teams one of which is still in for the minor premiership and the other three are still mathematically in for the finals. Broncos are likely to lose all of those games
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Titans four opponents are all ensconced within the top 8, which means they will expect to beat the Titans easily which is precisely why the Titans will win at least one of those games maybe two or even three
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Tigers will probably lose all four games because they are fucking SHIT
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Blocker just informed me that Matty Lees is a front rower. This is the best kind of Pom for hot weather conditions, he can get a rest during the game and he doesn’t necessarily have to be a very smart man to operate in that position under those conditions. Unlikely as it seems there’s also the potential possibility that he is an 80 minute hard man and has read Spinoza, in which case he’ll be in the perfect position at the right moment in time
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>>157309497
5 way. You forgot Parra
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broncs are free money and they want madge gone
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Bump
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>>157312962
ta
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>>157312962
Based bumper
>>157313632
Based thanker
>based whistling ad
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Post your spoon predictions
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crazy how Will Penisini doesn't have a contract for next year, Bears should scoop him up
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>>157314418
They seem to have their centres sorted
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Actually I just looked into Harry Newman, he got dropped early in the year and got loaned out to Hull FC for a few games. But he's since gotten back into form for Leeds and he's on the wing at the moment. Maybe there's a little room for Penisini
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>>157314239
Souths
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Liam Le Blanc has signed with the Panthers
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To'o to the Chiefs
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Mal Meninga has pretty much told Junior Paulo to fuck off and is meeting with Corey Horsburgh now
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Ashton Ward is out for the rest of the season
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Ashton Ward is not beating the pipsqueak allegations by injuring himself goal kicking
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Latrell back training but not named this week
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>>157317919
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If Ashton Ward was rich they'd call his graciously donated injury ward the Ashton Ward Ward.
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how the fuck do i cover Faalogo
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Bostock has a cute sister
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>>157318065
>Jason Taylor on Mad Monday in 2009:
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There was nothing in the census about being in the /nrl/ family
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*Indie has a cute brother
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Royce Hunt is a WA junior, Perth should sign him
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>>157314239
Have to be the Dragons
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>>157318109
I listed it in my occupation
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>>157318105
Had to google this hahahah. Imagine getting fired cause a player overreacted to a playful punch
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>>157318117
Kinda strange they didn't sign him or Josh Rogers earlier on. Now that they only have a few spots left they need to get some big players
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Name of the company you worked for /nrl/family
Occupation:coomposter
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Horsburgh is an vfl junior he never played footy until he was 16 and that was for Caboolture. I don't know if that's Redcliffe juniors
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>>157318131
>tfw working for an 80 person company that innocently shares its parent name with type of sex act
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I looked it up, Caboolture is in the Sunshine Coast juniors. Both the Broncos and Redcliffe are listed sponsors of that league but they aren't the senior club, Sunshine Coast Falcons is, so Horsburgh would technically be a Sunshine Coast junior
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Are Sunshine Coast still a feeder for the Storm?
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>>157318065
bump
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>>157318167
Yes, but they're also affiliated with the Brisbane Tigers and North Sydney Bears
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knocked out customers, who are you gonna be supporting in the finals?
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poocastle
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>>157318404
Phinnies and Wahs
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>>157318404
wahs for the win
broncs for the spoon
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>>157318404
Chad
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>>157320936
based goatcastle customer
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I saw a full family of Norf FC IRL today lads. Funny to see a meme in the flesh
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That’s nice. All I did today was eat too much Thai curry
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>>157318404
Wahs
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Sam Walker has REJECTED the Roosters contract offer
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footy
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>>157295400
>These include the All-Stars
State of Origin is already the de facto all star game
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Word is that DCE will be in the Super League next year with Hull FC looking likely
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>>157324302
Greed, love of footy (lol) or some debt from the epic bender crew days that he needs to pay off?
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>>157324083
Twink reunion at the Broncos
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>>157324083
if he goes to png for a gazillion dollars, the world will end
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Sam Walker has signed with the Dragons
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how to cover faalogo
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>>157326760
>>157318105
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>>157326760
Heath Mason
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DCE should go to Perth
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>Jett Cleary reportedly asks for early release to join Penrith
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Yesterday I was speculating that Nathan might go to Auckland in 2028, and Ivan might coach his sons there
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>>157327191
get fucked
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People are saying Nathan might go to PNG but their logic is shaky, basically because Mary’s mum is from there. Same kind of idiots who keep saying he will go play for Salford. He might’ve done that if the Poms played in their winter, the NRL off season, but there’s no chance he’d leave an NRL season to go play over there
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he would play union in europe because the pays much better and Mary plays over there
hed go to png for the payday, nothing to do with Mary's heritage
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English club Rugby isn't really that big either. The club closest to Mary would be the Sale Sharks and their highest paid player is George Ford who gets paid around what is equivalent to $1m a year and he plays in the same position Nathan probably would. If he wants to be with Mary and at the same time boost both their careers the best bet would be them both moving to France and from what I hear the French women's soccer league is actually the best in the world
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>Tigers sign Jayden Brayley

Lads my sources are telling me Api to the Chiefs
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The pays only slightly better in French rugby and only then that’s for the top players at the top clubs. NRL pay is virtually on par with French rugby now once you factor in lifestyle and cost of living etc
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imo the payday argument for PNG is overblown. Consider that if you’re on $500k in Australia you pay ~45% tax which means you net $225k which is plenty to live on and look after yourself and your family and your great-grandchildren if you’re not extremely unlucky or stupid, if you earn that much over 7 years for example. You also get to live in Australia or Auckland. It’s enough. I get that some blokes will want to go there to make some extra money but at a certain threshold you’ve made enough and it isn’t necessary, it won’t improve your lifestyle it’ll only give you more money to buy more expensive (overpriced) things with. Also PNG aren’t going to be tax free for more than ten years, if not sooner, it’s a lot of money not going to the government treasury to be used to build better infrastructure and buy bullets to shoot rascals
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225k for 10 years is not enough really mate. sure its more than youre going to earn doing random toil but you will have to get a job after footy with zero real life skills
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On that kind of money you can buy a maccas franchise, or if you have a trade work for yourself, or if you’ve gone through uni to get into banking or medicine or law or teaching can go onto that. You’ll have made enough to have bought your home outright and have plenty saved or invested. I’m not arguing that players should be able to, after footy, retire from earning their living just that you will make really good money playing footy even as a sort of low ranked player even if you’re “only” bringing home $100k pa it’s enough to set you up.
Mind you, I also don’t agree with the salary cap and have no problem with clubs paying as much as they like to players
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Would you rather
5million over 10 yrs
Or
2.25million over 10 yrs
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mcdonalds franchise is about 1.5-2.5mil
home will easily set you back 2mil unless you had always planned to live in a shitter
wont have a degree, wont have done an apprenticeship
living costs alone would chew up a good chunk of it too
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Shawn Blore to the Broncos confirmed
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There’s heaps of players doing degrees or trades whilst they play, they do them part time and finish them off after retiring if needed, there’s also the off season and there’s also the fact that most players aren’t regular first graders until around 23yo which gives them ample opportunity to study whilst coming up in footy or at least begin their studies. $2m is a fuck huge mansion in an expensive area, yeah ok that’s maybe where some hall of fame level players are going to buy but it’s overpriced, there’s plenty in between that and living amongst the derros. You can get a loan for the maccas franchise assuming you’ve not spent all your money during your footy career.
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What's this bastard hinting towards
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>>157327416
victor the inflictor has a bin company :D
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They’re signing James Bond
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>>157327439
I’d be happy seeing him driving the bin truck picking up my rubbish. That’s a good business to be in
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>>157327416
>$2m is a fuck huge mansion in an expensive area
https://property.carto.au/sydney/house-prices/by-suburb/map#10.66/-33.9067/151.2192
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>>157327461
Paying way too much everywhere
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>>157327204
They’re talking about it on NRL Tonight
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>>157327461
North Sydney really is it's own little reality
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>>157327420
someone is going to trip on those
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Poosters are gonna have to give Sam all the DCE money too
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something of a poostar myself haha
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Adam Reynolds did his calf at training and his career might be over
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Why do players go to England so early that Sloan lad from dragons surely got a better contract at another nrl club
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Our recruitment boss, Peter O’Sullivan, says we’re in the premiership window, and winning 2 in the next 5 years is a realistic goal.

Big statement!
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>>157327828
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>>157327828
I guess in Sloan's case he probably liked getting a guaranteed spot and probably the fullback spot instead of going to an NRL and having to probably spend time in reserve grade
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>>157327420
my question is WHERE’S THE BLOODY PAPUANS?? and those blokes getting tax free dollars?
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>>157327904
AJ is a kumul but yeah you’re right, I guess they’ll have trials next year or something. We should read up on the PNG local comp see who the guns are
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>>157327779
on field career, he's going to be broncs halves coach
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>>157327920
I would’ve thought they’d already have the best from the Hunters signed up + those in the Pooper Peague like Edwin Epape.
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>tedesco out again
And when I needed him the most he abandons me...
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that’s why Tedesco means Knights in Italian m8
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sucks relying on the old timers of NRL, they'll be magnificent and get your hopes up then they'll score a try untouched and be out for 6 weeks
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My idea for the Grand Final Weekend Vlandys wants to do
>Friday
Indigenous vs Maori All-star game (Men and Women)
Minus the players in the Grand Final teams because let's face it a lot of players pull out of this game anyway. Do a cheeky experiment here and host it in the same area as the Koori Knockout is (Newcastle this year)
>Saturday
State Championships (Men and Women)
This game gets little to no attention on Grand Final day so I just moved it to the day before and make it it's own thing. I'm including the winners of the state women's competitions too even they it might be tricky considering the NSW competition starts earlier. Something to work out for the future
>Sunday
NRL and NRLW Grand Final as normal
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how about we lock the wooden spooners in the big brother house with a bunch of prozzies?
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instead of 3rd 4th playoff, the bottom 8 teams should have to compete in a playoffs where you win to get out of it
so if you lose games you play on until youre the only team
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how about bottom 8 spelling bee?
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>>157328349
Liam Martin wins
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>Petides? can I get that in a sentence Vossy?
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reckon you might not fare well either lad
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The Fox doing a spelling bee would be kino BRAH
where can I get into contact with Mitch and Hindy to suggest a footy spelling bee
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>Petides
>Mitch and Hindy
kek love this place
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>>157328222
Indigenous all-stars Friday night near to Koori knockout is a good idea, they’ll never do it. It also needs a 6pm Friday curtain raiser, it can be at a separate venue.
I’d put all the women’s on Saturday and then Sunday can be the under 20’s/23’s followed by the State Championship then the gf.

Whatever the 6pm Friday game is it should be some kind of rep game but not a test, so nobody in the gf misses out. It has to not have any Abo or Māori overlap. I just really want a double feature on the Friday night
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Isn’t it a shit idea because a stack of the Abo peem will be playing at the Koori knockout?
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business idea : The Captain Cook knockout
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>>157328492
Good point
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I’ve had a nap and now I reckon we have all the women’s stuff on Saturday and then on Sunday have the u20’s/23’s followed by the state championship and then the nrl gf.
That’s enough because there’s nothing else that’ll draw a crowd for Friday and the indigenous game should be at the beginning of preseason the weekend after the nines, charity shield on the third weekend of preseason.
If they really want something for the Friday night they need to bring in pro/rel and we can have a billion dollar game or something, and the curtain raiser will be city/country (crl rep team vs sydney metro rep team)
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>>157333108
>>157333108
>>157333108
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Thread?
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>>157333136
Bruh



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