Main card on the way
>tragically hip walkouthopefully he gets sleemed
I will remind them
DC will explode during the main event
Left a childhood story at the end of the old thread
>>157296694i hate jeets
*enters thread*
>the damage
this wouldn't be a good co-main for the prelims
Apex fight wins should come with an asterisk absolute mickey mouse arena
>>157296716>le tin leg man
time really is a flat circle
>>157296731Swastika run kek
Billy Q is getting smoked
>>157296740smoking a quesadilla only makes it better
>jiujitsu player
>>157296731Pretty funny how since he lost in embarrassing fashion his energy drink is tanking bad
>>157296731*meets you halfway*
>>157296694>India>500 MILLION>36 %
Fat niggas will lose weight and make I used to be fat their whole personality
>>157296737Yer woife is a towel
holy fuck Billy Q is flushed
Shouldn't have picked this random shitter just to win the picks alone
Billy Q with the "not very tall guy tries to use the lean back to evade punches" strategy
Diego forever my boy
UFC needs to evolve there should be random circles that activate and first fighter to step on it gets a weapon like in death race
>>157296713>>157296754India needs it's own containment zone, China too
>>157296694Internet peaked around 07 to 08. After that it turned into shitty corporate internet and bunch of good websites went away. Then you had a huge influx of new users. I only use a handful of sites these days.
Still better than not losing weight. If I had to pick between an obnoxious former fatty and a fatty. I'm picking the non fatty.
>>157296748Interesting concept
>>157296757DC the only real nigga who just gets fatter
>>157296754truly nightmarish, there needs to be a coordinated attack against all jeet infrastructure to keep them off the internet for at least a decade>>157296775china is mostly contained
>>157296772How about instead of weapons, each circle is like legal nut shots for the next 15 seconds
>>157296775Eventually each country will have its own internet community and their wont be an international one like we have now. Countries are already doing this gradually by banning sites and apps.
>>157296788>china is mostly containedthe people are, but the bots arent
>>157296775aren't they already blocked from outside internet? I don't think I've ever seen a Chinese IP here
>mfw heemcels listen to commentary
>>157296772There's no reason why we shouldn't have professional stick fighting just give the fighters some minimal protective headgear
ferreira finna choke this one away like some kinda retarded hue
>>157296816>professional stick fightingDo you mean like that flash game from 2006?
Huge opportunity to be a comedic, blatantly bad lip reading ufc corner youtube channel.
creepy little stalker
just do what cub did and fucking heem him
>>157296809They block a bunch of shit but they also essentially get their own version of google which is more censorsed and then they have their own alternatives to youtube. They have clone sites and their own unique apps too.
>Took both Billys on my picks
Kek unranked lightweights are tiny. It's like different division outside the top 15.
Yeah this sucks I'm going back to watching Batman vs Superman
CDFs cornerman coaches like he's controlling him in UFC Undisputed
>>157296859actually retarded
>>157296824No beating the shit out of each other with sticks
20-18 CDF
>>157296865It's a William Weekend, lad
billy's CTE gauge is nearly full, he's going to use his ultimate next round
>>157296861I'm going to do some duolingo
quarantillo looking to become the next elkins. he was always like that but he also did damage back. now he's just a fucking punching bag.
Billy Q, a fighter from another era, a plumbers one.
Billy Q could’ve unironically won this fight
why cutmen are always big black fat dudes
>>157296900would you trust any other race?
>>157296912you can't trust a black if your opponent is one of them
Billy Q has never looked this washed before
Kek that was pretty gay
This is one of those fights where you realize the coaches are as dumb or dumber than the fighters oftentimes.
>>157296775I personally welcome the Chinese they're crazy but cooool
>fight of the night so far is a 37 and a 41 year oldufc status?
>getting cardio heemed by billy quarantillo
Booby green would never
If the next guys fighting dont do capoeira I'm not watching
>clear cardio advantage>doesn't weaponize body shots against opponent known to gasWhat was Billy’s plan here
billy q always got his ass whooped until the opponent gassed. that's his meta. but this time, his opponent didn't gas and he got hit twice as much.
>>157296916I don't see race
>>157296944yeah those dudes aint bad
>>1572969725 round smudgefest from scamrot incoming
>>157296972Gamrot does, you're in luck
>>157296994>>157296944they shit their pants angrily and then disappear as soon as you don't go along with their china numba wan bullshit though
>>15729507730-27 is crazy he didn’t win round 3
this guy has cte doesn't he? can't understand half the shit he says
7 Gamrots vs. 7 Salkillds
>>157297001Smudgefest sounds like a rez festival
>>157297012It's called spanish
>>157297005that's just the ccp programing
sometimes I have a boner and touch my penis while I post on /heem/
>>157297015you've reminded me chugs existfuck you
>>157297028Yeah we know dude
This is why nobody takes leafs seriously
what an absolute dogshit card
>>157297037Turn on your monitor.
>>157297028fuck off dana
what an absolute dog of a shit card
I know salkilld has only fought bums(dariush is washed) but for some reason I just see him sleeming gamrot inside 1. he just looks legit all round. too splosive.
>>157297028
>>157297032Kek Americans think inner city blacks are bad. The laziness of the redman is unmatched
>>157297047name me the last non-dogshit cardI'll wait
what an absolute card of a dog shit
They can expand and renovate, polish the apex turd as much as they like it's still a slop mill that churns out apexslop
>>157297060The White House card
salkilld will always be my boy from heeming that stinky jeet
>>157297060Th3 white house card was fun. Lighten up
Took an absolute shit on my dog. Card
who does that to scott hot sauce holtzman
>>157297069pakistan super clean sar
>>157297072shit was kino, they need to do colosseum ufc to top the white house
>>157297084black hands typed this post
>>157297075I kek'd
>walking out to Dota by BasshunterKino
VI SITTER HÄR I VENTEN OCH SPELAR LITE DOTA
based dota walkout
great walkout song
extremely based walkout
Throwback wtf
doo lookin zesty
I’m just angry about everything man.
I have absolutely no idea how Salkilld is listed as the favourite over Gamrot, is this a short notice fight for Gamrot or something?
i hear you man
>dota
why does this white australian have a black amerian's name?
>ozzy and zealand fags still maskinglmao
>dominated beniel who dominated gamrotHell of a matchup here. I wonder what will happen
gamer bros....
>>157297109Bogan's naming their kids funny names thinking they are unique.
i feel ya mon
>>157297109>amerianthat's not a country IDIOT
>>157297106gamrot sniffs so much crotch he's spiritually brown and the minority killer is going to end his career in the apex
The secret to Daner’s success is found directly in how long it took for him to actually upgrade the ApexBe more Jewish than Jews themselves
>these walkout songsMillennial music is the meta for mma
Why can’t they build at least a 5k seater? 0 confidence in their product.
jesus christ gamrot what is this walkout song
>Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
is this my chemical romance?
reminder gamrot lost to dookie dan
>>157297128kek
>>157297141what would your walkout song be, tough guy?
link?
BASED FALL OUT BOY ENJOYER
HES GAMING
>>157297032I used to deliver mail in a rez and it was like driving through a zoo. All the stereotypes are true. Mounds of garbage in every front yard. Dogs just running around with no owners in sight. Drunks stumbling around at 10am. One time I heard a gunshot and supposedly it was a couple arguing and the guy shot his gun through the basement ceiling. While there were people upstairs. Good times.
What is META about the Apex?
>>157297159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVliUwFxiSE
>>157297109Salkilld is english you braindead cunt
>>157297152fall out boy
>>157297162it's called Zelda dumbass
>>157297159This Fire by Killswitch Engage
salkilld wins, reporting from the future
>>157297111Unironically people like this should be killed or jailed
>>157297171quillan is not
>>157297159peter griffin IHN phonk remix
>>157297180based
>>157297166>Drunks stumbling around at 10ami wish i could live around a bunch of Real Ones instead of the boring dipshit neighbours i've currently got would be fucking sick
>>157297135and most likely he got an actual jew to pay for itdana is a super uberjew
/box/minder
What if midnight club 3 Dub edition remix, but MMA?
>>157297184for what? driving an uber?
>>157297159https://youtu.be/-crgQGdpZR0
>>157297180Phil Brooks?
we cannot follow them
>booing gamrotFuck these goobers
>Pozznan
>>157297159>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0>LOOK IN MY EYEEEES>WHAT DO YOU SEEEE
>>157297159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYdf0yqK_Fc
>>157297159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l18A5BOTlzE&pp=ygUbZml2ZSBuaWdodHMgYXQgZnJlZGR5J3MgdGx0
FLIPFLIPFLIPFLIP>game over
>>157297207Swedish win
>>157297210Straight edge is the meta for mma. CM Punk proved it during his ufc run.
He's from where I'm fron
>>157297141>>157297141https://youtu.be/fkNbk3Cok_8My gimmick is I get knocked out a lot
I'm mostly Dutch. Are there any good Dutch fighters?
>>157297191There's a vending machine with free needles on the rez I delivered to. Not sure if that changes your opinion.
kwabrot
gamrot can still win this
IT'S IN DEEP and he's out
>The Gane lock
Gamrot's a dog tho
embarrassing desu
HE DID THE KHABIB LEG LOCK THING
salkilld is a real one
>>157297233my condolences
HEEEM TAPPY
OHHHHHH HE"S OLD
AND THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Damn I've never seen an aussie with wrestling like that.
*sluuuuuurp*
ok this dude can fight, that was very impressive
HE GRAPPLED WITH THE GRAPPLER AND SUBMITTED HIMHOLY SHIT
Poles can't fuckin fight
so arman sarkarian just sucks or what
HEEEEEEEEEEEM BUMROTYY
Why couldn't Arman do that?
Australia has a contender. Also I knew Gamrot was a shitter.
WHAT PART OF PERTH ARE YOU FROM BROS
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM MY BOY
What was that shit, I thought Gamrot was supposedly good
salkill is British
AUSGODSUSGODS
That was gay. Had him hurt on the feet and went for the boring crotch sniff.
TAPPED LIKE A TURKEY
im from meekatharra
By mma math, he can beat Charles, Justin, and Ilia
SCAMROTTHE MEME IS OVER
>>157297296He got bitched by old man Colby at RAF, what did you expect?
>>157297303Perth
why are they so powerful?
I honestly thought gamrot's wrestling would be an issue but yeah...
bratha australia have wrestling
Is Salkilld good or Gamrot is just wached?
kwatappy.... salkild is a future champ or gamrot really is just bad
>>157297310nah m8, you guys exiled those dudes because they were too badass
Meme fighter is actually good... Huh.
>gayrot
This card sucked ass man, why didn't gamrot win I fucking hate this shit
>>157297313>submission is crotchsniffinggo watch boxing retard
>>157297296sarukian is featherweight sized. salkilld is a new gen fighter that's huge for the division
Gamrot gave up. No way anybody gives up their neck like that.
>>157297325Yes.
Squilliam
Gamrot was never good
>>157297329we sent out best criminals to conquer the abbos, now look at us, whipping gamrots ass
>>157297334Yeah it’s crotch sniffing when you have them hurt on the feet and you’re twice the size of them. Gamrot won the story.
>>157297339They call him the squid.
Padbeast taps him in 1 la
Bro Gamrot simply got sizemogged. Quillan is a welterweight
7 WinnersUSA x3NetherlandsSwedenUKRomania
>>157297303The abo part
>swearing in the post fight interviewHow barbaric
>He has a bunch of acne scars
why are bongs seething
gamrot fuckin sucks salkid is fucked when he fights someone who can actually finish a sub, that leg lock was free as shit
Bad Boy Benny Daruish wins the rematch thoughbeit
Squillinst is my boy now no one can have him
kek why he did this
dc doesnt deserve to leave the meta apex with his life
You just witnessed Western Australian Exceptionalism.
It’s over already? My paramount is being shit
>>157297349I'll concede the crotch sniffing point but to say gamrot won the story is a step too far
Highlight of my life is when I was 13 and my mom got a big tax refund so she got me a dvd box set of Chappelle Show season 1+2 and an iPod shuffle with a free album download of Gorillaz - Demon Days
>>157297363he used to be an incel
>>157297325Gamrot is an archetypal gatekeeper
>>157297368Gamrot beat ("beat") Arman, so it would be interesting with him
This nigga will flush the fuck out of Arman
>>157297363I have these too but it's because I never change my sheets or clothes, not because of steroids.
>>157297379do you ever see her pussy or butt
>>157297364hes a pak
>>157297369>>157297368Why are you rooting against your countryman?
He wants no part of Padaddy
Is it too late to tell Ruffy to fuck off and let Quillan fight Arman in September instead
Decent card all things considered
>>157297325Gamrot was never good.
Any knuck or anything else good to watch now?
>>157297376WAy better
i want to bust a fat load in sasha greys ass
this is how australians look like?!
>>157297358
Lanky white boys rule this division
>>157297325salkilld always passed the eye test/ he's long and explosive. has fight iq. honestly the ONLY question is cardio. he's very well rounded and confident.
>>157297418>size bully He’ll get flushed
>>157297404Not really.
>>157297395Rooting means sex in Australia, mind your tongue
>>157297389Yeah I got put into a foster home not long after because my family molested me and my siblings a lot. I lost my actual virginity to my foster mom but she's in prison because she abandoned a toddler on the highway. She gets out in about 3 years
>>157297303Indiana
>>157297380are incels the best base for mma?
>>157297379>Highlight of my life>iPod shuffleI'm sorry, anon...
now darren "the dumbshit" elkins can retire to his iron lung
>>157297368Leg subs only happen in HW
>>157297425I only watched the good fights
>Salkilld vs Chandler
>>157297429>She gets out in about 3 yearsI can fix her
islam shook
I really wanna see salkilld vs arman
>>157297436there are gay ass youngins now that proclaim watching some fag play caw of doody 15 years ago was the best time of their childhoods/teenage years, grim indeed
>>157297438
>>157297429>I lost my actual virginity to foster mom The fuck is wrong with you man
i am a real australian fight for the rights of every man
>>157297412Why are most of his team jamawls? Are jamawl coaches the secret to success
I'm an Arman fan and even I feel bad for Gamrot
>>157297467>LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING CUNT!
FEED ME YOUR EURASIAN WRESTLERS!!!!!!!
>>157297464It’s not like he had a choice in the matter
>>157297349nope retard. crotchsniffing is boring grappling. submitting someone is not boring.
playing with my dick while I chat with you guys
TOTAL GODSTRALIAN VICTORY
>>157297412>I'm mad Australians can source the best coaches from all over the world with their 1st world money
>>157297492dont copy me
>>157297489He could have KO’d him on the feet though but bitched out. That’s a mental and story loss in my book. No doubt he will get brutally KO’d in his next fight.
>>157297464I was 15 and she taught me how to parachute pharmaceuticals
poos seething kek
bkfc comain is about to start btw
Every shitty 5"10 maxxed genetically out eastern bloc wrestler just shat his pants.
>>157297501submitting a known wrestler brings immense aura though
>>157297459>Charles calf slicer was 15 years agoI feel old
>>157297508
>>157297508is it the Joe lauzon one
What the fuck
>>157297502Are you black or white trash?
>>157297501how much did you lose champ
>>157297520Fist size?
>>157297524I'm mostly Dutch
>>157297520based Brady Meister!
>>157297508WdwtchDo they pay you to post this shit
>>157297530Why would you fuck your step mother?
>>157297519End of the month. AUGUST 21ST - BKFC FIGHT NIGHT MOHEGAN SUN: HENRY VS TRINIDADAUGUST 22ND - BIG DAWG BARE KNUCKLE 7>AUGUST 29TH - BKFC 92 BOSTON: STEWART VS GIGLIOTTIAUGUST 29TH - BKB 58 MIAMI: TRUJILLO VS O’NEILAUGUST 29TH - KRALI ULICE XI
>>157297544as a prank obviously
>>157297546that's a lot of bare knucklin'
mixed martial ausgods
>>157297544She got me really high. In fairness she was really high too.She's the one that got me into MMA. The Ultimate Fighter was on the tv when we banged. It was the season with George St Pierre
Size bully.
this lanklet is getting banged out by a 50 year old gay4pay camwhore
>>157297540What else is there to do? May as well catch the end of the methpunch
>>157297589hot
>>157297589That’s fucked up
>>157297555Caps off a summer of knuckin
>>157297589corrr mirin
>>157297546but when's top dawlg?
Gayrot is a sad case. He always looks like he’s on the cusp of champ level and then he shits the bed when he’s supposed to lock in. Poland weeps
>>157297495>Australia>first worldyou are a convict colony bruh
