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WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
dogshit thread
let the clones hit the floorlet the clones hit the floor
Bear Hill bros we did it
>>157297617Quillian would submit or ko map pedoway
>>157297624You don't follow them, you live UNDER the boot of your J Daddies. You are BENEATH the feet of you J Daddies
you niggers is trippin if you think I'm fint to watch bare cuckle
You now remember "Gamer" Mateusz Gamrot
Wowie zowie gamrot fucking STINKS
dota song lol
So ufc died right?
*gonggg*
The Georgian Bruce Wayne.
main event walking now
feel like a million bucks
>>157297650He meant Ireland
>>157297701Turn on your monitor
the belt, faggots
>>157297717Monitor who?
>gamrot is 35reach 35yo and your entire life is OVER. It's even sooner for non-athletes so probably 30 maybe even 28.
>>157297725He looks like the weed dealer my highschool girlfriend then wife cheated on me with
kek it's over for every 5"10 shitty genetically maxed out eastern bloc wrestler
>>157297741Wym? Professional Chads peak in their late 40s.
I invented girls pooping
>>157297698those lips got sugar in they tank
>>157297775I mean you're washed
its over...
>>157297698Colby's son on his way to prom.
>>157297805Explain how an athlete peaks later than a lawyer.
Did shrooms and had wild sex all night
Shotposting in the gamethreads without watching the fights hits different.
I’m glad to see that ducking Tom Aspinall really paid off for him
>>157297826I don't have to kiddo
>>157297791Can you uninvent pooping? It’s not cool.
>>157297851I won't wanna smell your dick breath anyway.
Notice a lack of european and uk flags? passports?
>>157297725Cinematic
>>157297867you're stepping on the wrong tail son
>>157297864I'll go back into the lab and see what I can do
>>157297842>jonny boner jones has to get a job as a line cook after a decade of ducking actual heavyweightso i am laffin
>>157297842been a while since I had pizza (2 weeks)
Dana would be chadly if he didn't gamble that shit is feminine AF
Why the fuck am I awake I hate the summer thank God for AC God bless the USA
Is aspinall getting another fight?I feel no after his fake eye injury
If pisslam were a little braver he could've had Gamrot's name on his résumé at a time when people still thought he was a good fighter. Perhaps Gamrot's apparent decline would even be attributed to his loss to pisslam. Why are brazzas such massive pussies?
>>157297842
It's time
Go on, bend your knees, baby, shake it to the maxWill the DJ please turn up the bass to the max?Please just rewind, let me shake it to the maxShake it to the maxYeahShake it to the maxBadman she loveSha-shake it to the maxBadman she lovePlease just rewind, let me shake it to the maxShe love badman
>>157297974It's the same phenomena with Tony. Khabib ducked him in his prime.
Another aussissy has risen for a classic brazza prolapsin'
>>157297842Comet Ping Pong, Jon Jones, human trafficking, hasbulla
Aussissy prolapse #1>uhm acltually it doesn't heclin count because dicksuckin' dan is from NZ which is le totally different!!+
Badman ting
Conor is done forhttps://youtube.com/shorts/3KDW-MPJc7w
the jeet be seethin'
Aussissy prolapse #2
Dagi's are stagnating whilst Aussies are constantly improving. Australia will eclipse dagi's.
Aussissy prolapse #3
>>157298015Wow impressive. Let’s see him fight a man over 6ft.
Aussissy prolapse #4
the leaf always gets upset when aussies win because they dont have any fightersdouble whammy with salkilld because he deleted their pajeet hope
>>157297990Khabib using his fathers death as an excuse to retire when he was so close to genuine greatness is one of the most bitchmade moves in combat sports history. His dad whom he supposedly loved so much literally laid out the plan for him, it would've been 3 more fights max. Imagine being too pussy to fulfil your father's dream and dying wish.
kek he's revved
Australians are more honourable than dagi's we never duck a fight.
AAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDNNNNNEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
>dookie dan and 3 illegitimate winsbrazzas are bbbbbbeasts fer shur
Poor poor aussissies trannies... xhey will forever be known as the cumsponges for big brazza cock...
>>157297995lol after that irish bum made usman look so bad im worried about poor usman. id say john pork is actually the better fighter.
>>157297864It's hot when girls do it. Especially Japanese girls.>>157297725This doo will probably get the belt at least once.
>>157298038He shoulda fought tony in fazza's name.
it would appear salkilldbeast is legit! this is.. NOT a surprise!
>>157298048True
>>157297995Be honest, you weren't even watching last weekend were you?
Bitch.
>>157298065Watched that live.
>Thinks he can hang with MaldaddyKWAPLPP
>>157298070why did the ref not stop it
>>157296341Is this why Sneed has been missing lately?
>>157298063wait he did THAT to haqparast??? he beat THE malarkey??? SCAMROT??? who does that to scamrot??????
Forgive muzzies for they know not they worship a false prophet
post yfw garry split decisions makhachev
>>157298076In person or on tv? Me too but on tv
>>157298089his name is quillan salkilld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnK_EKzCytEkek they forgot to change the thumbnail
>Quillan and Paddy in the top 5Foids won.
>>157298120Just on tv he was not that great a fighter desu but a fun fighter to watch.
>>157298089>who does that to scamrot??????not pisslam anyway
>>157297650They should do ringboys but make it funny like midgets and guys with Down syndrome
Embarrassing
if Islam loses then fazza's plan is over
Oh so that's where cookie monster has been
>>157298150Usman already failed fazzaAnd fazza knew he would, that's why he died before he had to see it
>>157298134goatslam doesn't bother fighting bums. scamrot wasn't even on his radar.
>>157298084jawlmahal is gonna enter the cage looking like asplund before he lost the weight
>>157298158Khabib had been calling for them to fight for years
Slamdaddy got the pink petrified piglets oinkin for his slop again?
>>157298131I agree with you. He would be champ today
>>157298154good for her
>>157298163khabib and goatslam are different people in case you weren't aware
>>157298150fazzas plan ended when khabib retired retardthe plan was beat tony, go up to 170 and get the belt and then fight GSP, that's it
>>157298154I bet it feels really good to shoot huge loads in her pussy
>>157298154>we got a cookie baking sign>i fucked her pussy and came sign
I didnt watch the card. Did I miss anything cool?
So all the Dagestan fighter can just do all the hgh and go skiing with no avail eh seems unfair to Matty fighters like Ian
>>157298154That's means...Matt, my dawg!
Our slampapi looks HUGE. HUUUUUGE!
>>157298185>>157298191
So Joe is too good for the apex? Fucking pompous fag
>>157298215Big Joe doesn't concern himself with apex slop, you broke reddit bitch.
>>157298154>implied cannibalism
Arman might genuinely be on suicide watch right now. Losing to Colby, getting an insulting matchup with Ruffy, now the guy that beat him is getting easily slimed out by some random zoomer. Oof. If he loses to Ruffy it’s genuinely over for him and his mental health
>big joe>big
>>157298202>ACK!
>>157298169Yeah well back then lhw was a killer division.
Can't wait until Ian heems Islam then thanks his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Literal movie about good vs evil
>>157298233Poor little brown boy is about to feel the true strength of vegan power… carnivores and toxicly masculine incels on suicide watch
So a bigger well rounded fighter beat the boring crotch sniffing shitter bum? Hmmm....perhaps foreshadowing for next week's event???
>>157298233That plump piggy must fetch a pretty penny at the abattoir!
>>157298242
>>157298250a Christian man did this to him.
>>157298242Lanky faggot is a literal male feminist from one of the most cucked faggot countries on Earth.He WILL win. But he's the opposite of masculine.
brazzacels are so insecure it's sad.this is because every single brazza is a fraud on some level.there has never been, and will never be, a brazza who can just go out and win however he wants.
>>157297825>>157298214what're his thoughts on THE DAMAGE
>>157298250Slampiggy loves xher Dadrry's BIC
>>157298250But enough about Abdulmadirtnap
>>157297940What heat? Nigga it’s been raining for 5 hours nonstop.
>>157298154based, i bet the bro lets her strangle him with her thighs while he eats that muff
And superior muzzdaddy cock did this to the prolapsed piglet
Chama on
>>157298149kwab
>>157298270My tomato plants would get heemed
>>157298274Short notice and Garry raped his knee into retirement
>>157298274We got brown boys larping as central Asians again
>>157298282You have a garden? Based.
>>157298154Why is she with such a onions looking bitch? Do you think he gets pegged?
remember that one time arman ate a lot of food
>>157298282>>157298298I will get a garden for she >>157298235
Keep that belt shined for Garrydaddy you bum
Islam vs Garry is the rare exception where I’m rooting for the Dagestani to win
Salkilld would sub Topuria.
does anyone seriously think pisslam will do anything other than sniff and hold on for dear life
>>157298247>>157298268you made this
>>157298237The world has since changed
>>157298324I hate champs like Pisslam and Volk because they play it so fucking safe when they’re fighting a genuine threat
cant wait till all of the repressed psychotic cuck rage builds up beyond control and garry heems his entire family in about 4 years after never getting another title shot
>>157298310probably because she's a short stumpy little ugly goblina with brain damage
>>157298340JDM wasn't a threat at all on the ground and pisslam still did nothing but hold him
>>157298310>Why is she with such a onions looking bitch? Do you think he gets pegged?He's a medical doctor. Probably uses a medical grade turkey baster to impregnate the cookie monster with his best nurses sperm
kek aussie wins brazzacels suddenly start spamming due to their insecurity and inferiority because they know at some point their boy is going to have to fight an Australian.
>>157298369Pigslam is never going back down to 155
>>157298365Prove him wrong.
The great duck of 2025
its been fun joking around the last couple weeks but lets be real now its next card Islam daddies the cuck
Garry has fought the whos who of welter against 6ft plus heemers but a puffed up lightweight midget will beat him?Kekkkk
>kek aussie wins brazzacels suddenly start spamming due to their insecurity and inferiority because they know at some point their boy is going to have to fight an Australian.
>>157298310The man is a navy veteran have some fucking RESPECT
grim stuff
>>157298399Everyone just knows these dagan dudes fight like rats so it will all depend if Ian is able to get that wet blanket off him early on and keep it standing
mad how every one of pisslam's wins immediately get beaten in their next fight easier and more impressively
>>157298408sure thing, can you look right here for my respect
>>157298419he wins the mentals so hard they just give up on fighting
Poor poor Pigslam.....xher sbc(small brazza clitty) just cannot compete with Dadrry's Big Brazilian/Irish Cock
every single heem thread is exactly the same I could not open this shithole for months and I come back its all deja vu nothing new under the sun just shut this general down and lets all go to /box/
>>157298408That’s not just a load bearing detail. That’s a revelation.And honestly? Respect.
>>157298436Imagine heem but over the course of 21 days in 2-3 posts per day
>>157298182Sex is one of the only things worth celebrating.
the hookah bar craze, whatever happened there
and what of Dana Black?
HW champ: Brando PeričićLHW Champ: Fat Whittaker MW Champ: Cam RowstonWW Champ: Quillan SalkilldLW Champ: Quillan SalkilldFW Champ: Alexander VolkanovskiBW Champ: Colby ThicknesseFlyweight Champion: Steve ErcegComplete Australian victory.
>>157298436you sound pissed bitch
>>157298463>smokers paying to hang out with other smokersNobody actually wants third spaces. They just wanna go home and vegetate. Also they don’t let you play GTA in them.
>>157298491>Nobody actually wants third spaceshard for you to imagine what it would be like living without autism?
>>157298484pipe down buddy, you wont like it when I get mad...
>>157298491Drinking and driving used to be fun. The thrill is gone with this mass surveillance
>>157298501you sound sexually frustrated bitch
you wont like me when im angry
>>157298396honestly one of the most pathetic title performances in recent memory
>>157298510and you wanna unfrustrate me boy?
>>157298479Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>157298514the things Miami does to a man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UM12f0GBOx8
Salkilld and Ty Miller looked great. Excited to see both freshen up LW
>>157298528more time
>>157298539Miller vs Jalen Turner. I need to know how weak his hands are
quillian just isnt a champions name
This is how Oinkry plans to finish off xhis Slampapi!
>>157298549well said
anybody else ever need to take their foot out of one pantleg to help spread when they poop?
nigga what the fuck is juice
>>157298560You poop with clothes on?
>>157298539miller's a welterweight ya goof
>>157298126huh?
>>157298560I am a professional. I know what type of shit I’m taking before I even pick a stall.
Drop down and get your eagle on-khabib nurmogomedov
>can’t hurt anyone>can’t grapple on the ground>can’t submit anybody>can’t finish anyone>can’t strike well>can’t defend wellGamrot was proof lightweight is a poor weight class. Fags were telling me this dude was better than BSD and Paddy.
>>157298270>raining for 5 hours nonstopsounds extremely comfy
I want to bake a cookie
>>157298316Talmbout roses, b? Pure contradictions, joy of being no-one’s sleep under so many lids?
>>157298540heh
>>157298585>>can’t hurt anyone>>can’t grapple on the ground>>can’t submit anybody>>can’t finish anyone>>can’t strike well>>can’t defend wellAnd pisslam still ducked
>>157298590hell ya b
>>157298585he was just a poor man’s colbeast at least both beat arman though
>>157298592clever but no kitchen available
>>157298518you sound sexy bitch
La campana
>>157298479embarrassing post. you read like your BMI is north of 45
>>157298560I get naked to schaub
>>157298611do you think in spanish or irish first
didn't Erceg get heemed by a jab in his last fight
>>157298597Catnip, kudzu, and bamboo, I'm a real neighborhood heemer, bappa
>>157298618The future is what awaits not the past
>>157298542that would be a sick fight but I think Turner has something booked in the near future>>157298567damn well WW is getting even more stacked
>>157298603I would set up a rocking chair or hammock outside and catch some extremely comfy zs
Never knew Strickland was so redit fucking queer never played cod with the boyz
>>157298605Armong deserves what the UFC feels about him for ducking a rematch with Gamort for Hooker.>>157298602Islam is content fighting a curated list of washed fighters, short notice opponents, midges, good style matchups, and weak fraud champs. Game it isn’t that good though and would lose to him. At least he tries to sign a fight against anyone despite his lack of attributes
I've been feeling like I need to throw up for the past 3 hours. I shouldn't have had Stacy's pita chips after the salmon
I smell.....a PIG FEAST
>>157298585Can't believe both of these cut baby fags make 155 im 5'6 and walk around at 165-170 like a tank
>>157298648make yourself throw up then retard
>>157298658no that can cause an esophageal tear and other bad stuff
>>157298613>you read like your>you read
>>157298560Sometimes I duck my head inside my shirt like a turtle when I have an intense shit session.
>>157298663sounds like a good way to huff shit fumes b
>>157298648Pound some milk and do a set of ladders and stairs. You a champ or not?
>>157298683you guys are really into making yourselves throw up. every time you do that you're bringing up stomach acid that damages your throat tissue
>>157298666It filters out the smell for some reason. Also helps me breathe and concentrate.>>157298657Based and Frankie Edgarpilled. Modern weight cutters are pretty pathetic.>>157298648I heard vinegar helps with that. Don’t quote me on that though.
>>157298693Who’s to say I throw up from that
>>157298693what are some symptoms of reflux? because I'm think I'm having some reflux and the shit youre saying is spooking me, I'm thinkin' of havin' some famotidine or some shit
>>157298693it's not permanent damage you pussy
>>157298707dont eat all your fucking salsas, and salts at every hour of the day to regulate that acid in your stomach
>>157298702sorry didn't realize you chug milk and do wind sprints to settle your palate>>157298707you'll feel a mild to strong burning sensation in your upper chest and throat. you might have those nasty kinda burps a lot, some that taste like bile. if you're fat it's more likely to happen. that kinda stuff
>>157298715neither is raking your forehead with a fork so go do that
>>157298720Try it out sometime. Brings out your inner beast
>eat poison>poison makes you nauseous>simple solution to get the poison out>b-but it might scratchy watchy my widdle throaty woaty :(
>>157298743you need to get some sleep so you have enough gas in the tank to shitpost all day tomorrow
>noooooooo but i LIKE having toxins in my body :(
>>157298760pozzed up paddy pimbshit
Slampapi finna give Piggry the meat xhe craves!
Computer, please post Jai Herbert hai-lights on the main screen for my guests.
I threw up once and ripped my sarcophagus right in two
*suckle*
dem lying hoes mayne
Just tank the tummy hurts.
Throwing up feels great until you get to the stomach bile
>>157298803you're supposed to stop before that point
I don't throw up ever unless I drink a poisonous amount of alcohol. Guess I'm just built different.
Computer, scan the photograph of Jai Herbert and attempt to find weakness.
Last time I threw up was when I had Dave's reaper tenders. The line cook that day chose violence. Shit was an angry dark red color. Felt terrible coming back up
>>157298815Computer check Jai Herberts penis for gayness
*hides Ali's post*
JEEEEEEEEEEJ what a BLACKED cuckpiggy!
Gamrotbros...
ian garry is hardly even top 5 ww dana just really likes gay white dudes strickland omalley etc its how they operate
that doesn't even deserve a sneed moment.
>>157298837He won?
>>157298818I honestly would have tanked that shit no offense
>>157298846thats a dive b
>>157298818Props for throwing up
This guy really submitted that image to this heem general. For what purpose? This isn’t /gif/, you freak.
imagine charles oliveira, but GOOD
>>157298849Idk man that day was crazy. The reaper tend is extremely variable depending on the cook. I love the extra hot level just below reaper though>>157298854thanks man it sucked!
>>157298857damn and you opened it even though you could tell what it was
All the old men that watch this sport will be seething at the first broccoli hair zoomer champ of LW. Just watch they’re about to get unbearable once Quillan gets in the top 5
Ian doesn't seem like a honorable man I suspect him to take a dive and fall into some submission in the first
>>157298872you'd have to be dumb to seethe about that. prospect/contender/title churn is great for the development of the sport. there's still so much stuff to figure out
If Ian wins I will beleive all women
>>157298872quillans not really a broccoli zoomer he's just australian
Aaron "The Churner" Pico
>>157298868>ducking couldn't be me lad
>>157298851I’ll need to review the tape and see Mr. Jones eyes closed on the canvas. I don’t want to think Mike Jones would do such a thing
Sallkilld is the real friggin deal
>>157298872I’m going to knock them all out and fight into my 60s. flyweight is fucked for decades
Joshua Van already won the belt off milleniunc Pantoja and broke his old arm in the process. O’Malley is basically a zoomer in spirit.
If Islam wins I will marry a towel
real deal real meal!
>>157298890
bloody quilan salkilld cunt
>>157298846>>157298851definitely a dive
>>157298888
>>157298928Mike Jones was going to win. Mike Jones vs Till after he loses to Romero
>>157298937darren isn't losing to yole m8
Gayrot is a sad case. He always looks like he’s on the cusp of champ level and then he shits the bed when he’s supposed to lock in. He will never ever get the belt. Poland weeps
>>157298968he would never get the belt in the first place regardless of fumbling, they would never give him a title shot
Gayrot has literally never looked good at any point in his meme career.
>>157298968>He always looks like he’s on the cusp of champ levelgive some examples
>>157298967Dis’is bear knuckle m8 total-lee diff’rent game ye’h
>>157298974>they would never give him a title shotgamrot was the official backup for UFC 294: Makhachev vs Oliveira 2
>>157298988>uhhh yeah gamrot you can definitely be the backup fighter man, you deserve it>oliveira pulls out>quick, call literally everyone you can to take this fight on short notice so gamrot doesnt shit up the card>get a completely unprepared and still drunk volk to take the fight insteadhow'd that work out
>>157299000ali made the call
khabib has always liked/respected gamrot and wanted pisslam to fight him, it was probably his fat retarded ass that said the fight was too dangerous on short notice
Holy fuck, Gamrot is absolute ass. What a pathetic performance.
>>157298988>UFC 294No chance that is a real card. Ufc stopped after ufc 200
>took longer to sub Scamrot than 35 year old double flushed Oliveira yeah this kid's a fraud
>>157299094Quillan is a taller and stronger Ilia
I hate Gamrot so much bros God bless Salkilld for exposing that garbage chinlet BJJlet wrestlefuck boring piece of shit Every lightweight over 30 except Charles and Garth needs to fuck off and retire
does ruffys white house aura carry him past armeng
>>157299094gamrot took the oliveira fight on short notice
vallejos is better than q
Why does 155 attract so many frauds? Ferguson, Dariush, Ismagulov, Guram, Gamrot, etc
>>157299157Usman Nurmadaddy is on his way to save
>>157297617Fuck Dana
>>157299157there’s like 130 lightweights on the roster and most other divisions have 50-70 fighters
>>157299157Why Ilia is my boy absolute weight cut baby demolisher
>>157299144Olives took a grappler on short notice after training to fight a striker and still subbed him quicker than Salkilld? dang. levels.
>>157299165poosman is king of the frauds
>>157299180Losing to Garth is the the most embarrassing title fight loss in MMA history. Gaethje has never been a top 5 lightweight
>>157299165>>157299191Usman would 50-45 Garth Obviously Garth will never accept that fight because he wants Paddy again
>>157299204mate he got battered by paul hughes twice
matchups make fights. without the matchup there is no fight.
Usman genuinely just isn't that good, the resident wonks actively avoid watching his fights so they can keep the facade up but anyone who actually watches him knows.
>undefeated battering victim how do you mean?
>>157299199repeating this will never make it true. the people know what a rocky moment looks like.
>>157299157Lightweight is arguably the most talent dense division. Anyone in top 10 isn’t a fraud it’s just the competition is insane
Dan Hooker is the #9 ranked UFC lightweight
I look like Meg Ryan
>>157299199Watching it live and seeing the damage I am 100% sure he has loaded gloves the prepared speech to boost recruitment just ensured it
>dariush is still ranked at LWjesus fucking christ
dan "victim" hooker >>157299241nope
>>157299247Yup Ilia probably got paid like 30M so didn't care to make a fuss about it
>>157299255nope. hes a gay bitch and he got his ass beat for kissing dudes in miami. for america
>>157299276Nah that's u
Is there more to life than having wild sex all night
im pooing
quillan salkilld is fundamentally me if i got into mma
>>157299344zooting around it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiG7a0q-KYI
>>157299454Last night I was fucking on shrooms and came to the realization that all woman want is to get fucked by me
>>157299485in one capacity or another b it is why we are here
I remember unironically thinking that ilia could beat islam
>>157299522he can and would
gazza is going to do islam like justin did ilja
>no Paulo Costa >No fluffy >Not even Bryce fucking Mitchell Brilliant card daner
>>157299394corny ass nigga
SIT DOWN PIGPRESENT YOUR ASS PIGSPREAD YOUR LEGS PIG GET RAPED PIG
Love pysops because I am the one who knocks
>>157299594>pysops
>DADRRY??? WHERE *gets on xher knees*
spammy why do you make this dog awful shit make me some reactionpegs of tom having a disabled child instead
yo can you make one with tom aspinall?
also open to vintage pieces like chael giving brazilians what for
or holly schaubing in hogda's mouth
8 days
tom is vacating now so he can give gable a better rub as undefeated champion without dropping the strap
tom is neither undefeated nor champion
>>157299743sorry meant to say jonhe is gay though
Future Champion
>>157299750veli...
is no one going to make me holly dropping a preacher in hogda's greedy cakehole
i can easily name seven times Jon beat tum AGH since he retired
Life's a beach and then you drown
>>157299808Primordial mogg
Imagine if Oba Femi cared about MMA
>>157299763Unbelievable that we have heemer dotards and dotard heemers
nobody honestly believes paddy beats ilia right?
>>157299986Defeat could have crushed Ilia's soul, OR turned him into an even more dangerous killer. We can't know until he steps into the Octagon again. One thing we do know is that Paddy's come back stronger every time he's gotten in there. Won't be an easy fight for either man I'm sure.
Lemon pussy ha ha ha
>>157299986Ilia called him a blonde bitch in the 02 arena paddy is scared of him but I think he can hold his own against him
>>157299986Paddy went 5 rounds with gaetje, illa got his face caved in at that level of impact. No way topuria can bang with paddy, he is a very small man like a pixie.
>>157300007How about when Josh Thompson knocked your bitch ass out,
>>157299998the worst version of ilia beats paddy's absolute best. mind you paddy got his ass whipped by chubby garth with staph. justin fought a perfect fight against ilia and still almost got finished.
It's not even that Dustin dropped the N word and tired to fight some random airport cop it's that he called woman simply doing their job fucking bitches that rubs me the wrong way
Fuck that them hoes was lying
>>157300050>"The N word"Do you mean nigger? Which N word are you referring to?
Should I be following WeWantPicks bets or Lucrative James? James has the imagination of a 10 year old
https://onlyfans.com/jessicaeyeshe fricking lied, it's still up
>>157298404What I do to Cro Cop haters
>>157300108I bet if I tried I could fuck her, every woman lust's for me, every man wants to be me
>>157300136Amanda Nunes?
>>157300136she was sucking some guy's 4 incher so I suppose you have a good chance
>>157300050it's not even that he called them hoes and yes the verbage is important though vulgar as it is as to refer to women as "fucking bitches" while in of itself not an acceptable mode of public discourse per se, the word hoe has a rich and often misunderstood history in what we over here called the african american vernacular and dustin for his many accolades in octagon is simply not an african american. however be that as it may and believe me moving on from transgressions like these is no small task, it definitely merits a mention that dustin accusing the poor female staff of dishonesty, "lyin'" I believe was the term used, while hardly as offensive or racially charged a term as, and forgive me for repeating it i assure this gives me no pleasure to do, "hoes" it is by far a more serious and egregious accusation to levy against people in the public sector, people lose jobs over this dustin. you can be better bud
>>157300174What I mean I have a 7 and 3/4" hammer (measured with ruler by teacher milf i was couple years ago)
>>157300136>every man wants to be mei dont want to be someone who finds jessica eye attractive
>>157300136I bet i could wife her up and knock her up and live a happy and healthy 2 or 3 decades while bearing the pain of looking at her face like a true stoic
if lukester wasn't such a luke i would feel bad for him not seeing he's the cnn funkosaurus and that unlike tyrus he isn't getting a cushy fox gig didn't the helwanisson family also just buy cnn too to add to paramount+, daner will have his shit in a box by lunch when he realizes
>there is already a "this dude is becoming a problem in the ufc" about Quillan>https://youtube.com/shorts/KvLk5VV3oWQDamn these youtube niggas are fast
>hey larry it's dana i need a favor yeah sure so there's this goofball you got sitting around the panel discussions on cnn what's his name luke thomas yeah listen get rid of that guy we don't want him around is there something we can do >you want savannah? again?>y-y-yes boss
That fag Ian is going to dive
>>157300194>milf i was couple years ago
Jessica Dykevil btw
>>1573002347 and 3/4" measured on those colorful rulers even I was surpyat how hung I was
>>157300238who's the skirt
>>157300228what if he drives instead?
talmbout a milf with a seven inch hawlg gawld dawlg
The lightnin' rodStrike it hotIt's gonna hit you like the Rushmore rockNo nicotine and no pipe dreamsSo low and dirty it's darn right meanHell elevatorYeah, I'll see you laterNo I ain't gonna take itI'm bustin' outHard as a rock
I'm a (gay) bitch, I'm a loverI'm a child, was a fatherI'm a sinner, I'm a saintI do not feel ashamedI'm your Hell, I'm your dreamI'm nothing in betweenYou know you wouldn't want it any other way
Quillan.......he looked ok I guess
put this salkilld kid in there with prime bj and see what happens to him
The essential question now is....who does THAT to freaking GAMROT????
>>157300290cheeky bastard
Get it get it, get it get it (oh)Get it get it, get it get it (oh)Get it get it, get it get it (oh)I know I may come off quiet, I may come off shyBut I feel like talking, feel like dancing when I see this guyWhat's practical is logical, what the hell, who cares?All I know is I'm so happy when you're dancing thereI'm a slave for you, I cannot hold it, I cannot control itI'm a slave for you, I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it
They cannot be serious with this. Take away the main event and I've seen better Apex cards
>>157300401brappergirl versus whoever is technically a title fight
>>157300401those are bangers if you aren't a casual
>the bong is complainingSHOCKING
>>157300401it's not that bad
my boudoir looks like the deppmeister waking up with the lizard tale iykyk
Ian's finner win
Pigslam won't even be Ian Dadrry's best win.
>>157299986Ilia is too petite for paddy and the groundwork to beat him is there. Clinch uppercut his tiny ass he has no defense for it
>>157300024the fight was kind of even until the eye gouges by gaethjeno matter how much people try to disregard those, they are extremely fight changing
Justin Gore
>>157300618Paddy took the same gouges and went 5 rounds. Ilias face fucking shattered because hes a dwarf with nuke fists
Killing Sir Killed
Whats Islam's path to victory vs garry?
>>157300653winning
>>157300654Ok but like how
>>157300662He eats meat Garry has no chance.
>>157297650it ahould always be ring boys for wmma that would be fair
i told everyone here that gayrot sucks when he got into UFC btw
>>157298142You should be in charge.
>>157300401found the cazzie
>>157300662it's like when a lion fights a tiger. Nerds know the lion's too small for the tiger but real ones know the king of the jungle's got aura.
They won't get lucky three times in a row
>>157300722it was explained in animorphs that the mane protects the lion from the tigers killshot
Ilia groomed me 10 years ago
>>157300653Presenting his bussy like cumshot did.
>>157300732Never watched that
>>157300722Tigers usually hunt alone while lions work in coordinated groups
Remember when islam cowered before Dustin and had to gas him out with takedowns
>>157300747it was in the books you uncultured thug
kard chuek (muay thai with ropes instead of gloves) live if anyone cares https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_cv8f2toHE
Remember when islam needed to do this for literally 25 minutes straight to beat THE giacomo "jack" della madallena?
>lost 60lbs through fasting, exercise and clean eating>ozempic became a fad at the same time so everyone thinks I used itfinna get fat again
>>157300782Just say you didn't
>>157300750didn't fit my analogy so I decided to ignoreand also I didn't know that>>157300754you are what you eat>>157300767lemme get some food to munch on and I'll tune in
MAP Ilia Tuporia
>>157300790That's the plan actually I'm erasing it from history
>Ian Garry will lose.....this timeDo retards really?
>>157300801a good heem just now
Since beating Garry, Shavkats family has been in a car crash, Shavkat can barely walk, he got divorced and now his dad died. Islam should think twice about winning.
Islam's going to try to pin garry against the fence. Can Ian win off the fence? He lost to shavkat on the fence
Nigguh
nah man said nigguh uno
>>157300767wheres the vaseline and shards of glass
>>157301003Probably tougher for Islam to pressure since he doesn't have a kazakh horsemeat noggin
bong haps seem a bit more confused than other ones sweden and germany deffo have the most functional, why can't anglos train them
No way
no mas
i think its going to be difficult for islam to get offense off in the early rounds and garry will be able to take over round 4-5 if he doesnt get completely mogged on the ground in the middle of the fighti dont think islams going to get masterclassed or anything but garry unfortunately has all the tools and skills to create problems that are going to bog islam down
>me name's tom aspinall and me neighbour's a yardie uno bare machine n skeng round yard when big tom fi come eat oxtail, n me rass pickney's a retard lord help me
>>157301087Belol was finding success with it desu he just didnt do much once he got it but islam will run his grappling through it
prison fight
>>157300390casts jon jones aside
Por favor...
>>157301130I'm your biggest fanI'll follow you until you fight meJon please, Jon please fight meBaby, there's no other superstarYou know that I'll beOh Jon please, Jon please fight me
>>157300767Good stuff
worst part of muay thai is the stupid kazoo music
crazy win for hasan piker last night
Take the time to remember Louie Sutherland's performance yesterdayTApping to an RNC that wasn't even in.What a joke. What a fat joke. I'd kick that guy's ass.
>>157300767did i hear right that these doos are prisoners or they're fighting in a prison?
>>157301168they're prisoners, brought out from the prisons
>>157301154i listen to wai kru while cleaning>>157301158when did the fat kebab decide to do a piss poor luke thomas in a suit impression
>>157301172fucking electric
>>157301172say no more bappa battlestation on cloz out
water boy looks a bit young
heeeem
HEEEM
heem deady
Isuzu sponsorship. This is big time
imagine being an incarcerated moroccan in thailand this nigga must be a bad dude
>>157301249are these all prison fighters fighting for freedom?
>>157301249these aren't prisoners anymore, they're doing multiple different tournaments in one card or something. morrocan guy will probably get heemed though.
>>157301258>>157301249they should put him in prison for being nafri but looking somalian
unfathomably based refereeing>>157301258ah ok
>>157301258These wraps look like clubs. They must hurt
>>157301276the fighters are shittier than on RWS or ONE but theres often a lot of blood yeah
>>157301272he fooled me too bruder absolutely disgraceful this is what they should look like as adults
>>157300782Fuck em. Good for you.
>>157301282>the fighters are shittier thats okay. nothing wrong with good effort and punches
Tommy gun is fighting rahiki I think rahiki will heem
>>157301292i would rather watch 100 swangers than a single izzy romero "fight"
oussama getting pieced
moromali's got heart
Shavkat had a compromised knee and still beat Ian. I don't expect Ian to survive the crotchsniffing from Islam.
nafri is getting butchered>>157301297rahiki heems with ease if he doesnt let mcmillen enforce his game plan(walking forward and swanging) but he also has a bit of a chin problem and bad defense, could get clipped if he isnt smart, he was getting touched up by THE harry hardwick in moments
>>157301315call that shit a shawarma
>>157301304Fact.
give flowers where they're dew the roccomali was valiant in his getting whupped
french fighter Yanis Kassem is next
>>157301341are you the "french" or a different one
Pow pow pow pow pow. watch after Thai Fight League https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BblViHfTz8
Popped collars take confidence to rock
Nigga
>>157301373my favorite is broccoli then cabbage
>>157301366based
>>157301386I cant eat cold vegetables
>>157301405damn b das manly
meat only per doctors orders
>>157301437>>157301437>>157301437
>>157300075he definitely means NIGGER
>>157298235Stephen Graham looking worse for wear
