We're shit edition
Tzolisius Jr. > Mono
Bukayo Saka returned to training yesterday with David Raya, Arteta confirms.
>timber weeks awayWe can't be seriously starting the season with ben shite and mosquera at Rb and Cb right?
>losing to snortmund
>>157302305bandwagon club for mentally ill homosexuals
West Ham interested in Reiss Nelson on loan. Player in final year of contract@skysports_sheth
>>157302431>t. Lost to monaco
>>157302438more like Release Nelson lmao
>>157302305
Why not Godts?PSG trying with a €55m offer... Would 65 be unreasonable?Anyway, any defenders on the horizon?
>>157302379No sub for Ben White so he has to play 90 minutes and when he gets injured too we're starting... Salmon?
>>157302438Send nelson there on loan and buy mavropanos and also get tomoru from ac milan
Gyokeres needs replacing, he just ain't it
Why doesn’t Hincapie fill in for Big Bill?>>157303241I rate Salmon
>tfw couldn't win our own trophy today
Artera has to leave NOW or >we stand no chance of winning ANY trophy next season.
2 grim games in a row, we cant even banter we are so shook
>>157304027how does this work mechanically
>The interest in Yildiz is REAL, still no contact between clubsLMAO>BUT things will move fast/ player keen to join. Hearing first offer will be around 80 million poundWTF
>>157303640Because we don't have enough full backs so he needs to fill that role, but then we don't have enough centre backs and so on...
>>157302412um we won on pens sweatie
>>157305263Lost the match but won on penalties, I'd say it was a sporting draw and I hope everyone just had fun.
>>157305119>paying 80m for a crooked turkEs Ist voerbei
>Manager Mikel Arteta said the signing of Bruno Guimaraes will "ignite something different" in Arsenal and hinted that the Gunners are not done with their summer transfer activity.
>>157304939I don't think it's a Transformer m8.
>sign nobody>loseWe're getting relegated to pay for our cheater's trophy aren't we?
>>157304250We didn't stand a chance of winning the trophy last season either until shitty kwab'd themselves
Gyokeres mogs everyone holy shit he makes 80% of the league look like monkeys
Honestly don't know why >we didn't bring back Tomi on a free if we just need some temporary cover.
>>15730549980mil for a new Trossard when whe should've bought Williams last season
>people joked about signing rashford in a desperate deadline day loan>can't even do that anymoreGrim
>>157306634shame he's not a good player
Arteta out status?
>>157305119Opened up x for the first time in ages and immediately got baited by an ornstein parody account that had a fake Yildiz bomba. Got me for a good 5 seconds before i realised it was a fake.
>>157309258won the league with a baneposter up top, give him alvarez and we'd go for treble
>>157309258OUThe physically ruined so many players in the last two seasons and now >we are paying the price for it.
>>157309258IN>>157309419Yeah and other better managers preserved their players and lost. With Bruno G we can see more rotation and a bit more rest for Rice. Buy why am i even trying to convince you. Arteta can win a quintuple and you will find a fault.
Arsenal will draw with Coventry
>>157302305World Cup winning goal keeper, zero shots got past him.
>>157309971Arteta OUT then
>>157302438>£100k a weekkek
>>157309971I swear we haven't got a great record in our opening league games. A draw or even a loss would not surprise me.
Transfers?
I just dont want that rat Romero.
>>157309614I approve this message
>>157310364Come on lad, it will be funny
>70m on Pedro NetoIs Arteta genuinely mentally ill?
>>157310489It's a troll news story from a literal chelsea podcaster
>The matter has become clear: Barcelona no. If Arsenal or Paris come with a strong offer along with the player's approval, they would agree.Some guy with 3.8m followers on twitter regarding the alvarez transfer
>>157310489>>157310586god damn this window is bleak, either links to shitters, nothing burgers or no links at all.What is the club doing ?!
>>157310586I suppose you're talking about achraf bin ayad the fatty. He's obnoxious but he seems a bit close to fc barcelona. Don't think he knows anything tho
no signings, no hope, only injuries
Ohayo new signings doko??
why are there no more good attackers? what is wrong with this new generation?
>>157310489>>70m on Pedro NetoToday it's bullshit.Tomorrow it's plausible.On Deadline Day it's the Reality.
>>157310742The market is pretty shit this year. It happens. Tzolis and bruno are decent signings. Things will be interesting next few years because havertz and odeshaart are both due renewal or sale. At least one of those will not resign, probably havertz if he has another shit season.
>not even one signing
>>157311514No white men left
Havertz's most goals in season with us was 15 goals, while Gyokeres already has a 21 goal season with us, Havertz is just a meme player and we could do without him and the 300k he takes in wages. He's not worth even 200k since he's so injury prone as well.
>hating ok kai
>can't even sell a player
>>157311742b-but Shitvertz misses more chances so he's better
>can't even win a pre-season match
>>157312082We smashed Girona 4-1 m8.
>>157312099>poorona
>>157311348Baka, marcusu rashfordu, waittu piggu, desu desu ko ne
>>157312108Hence the 4-1.
>>157312148the gyrators of girona
signings ???
>>157313089Soon.
>>157313138you sure ?
>>157313163I believe.
>>157313240I hope you are right, at the very least >we need a CB and LW but the clock is ticking fast.
theres like 3 weeks left austria stop doomposting. we needed 20 players last season too and despite injuries and all that shit we still won the league.
>>157313514no
>>157313675
So is Zubi a bench warmer this season? Wtf happened, he looked unstoppable for like 4 months last year
What’s going on
sources confirm that no one to the arsenal is a done deal
>>157314117I hope he's as good as Own Goal was last season.
>>157313843He stopped
>>157313983We are monitoring lizards
Jesus agreed terms with napoli?
If we sign pedro neeto am killing myself
>>157314594i wont mind for as long as it's a reasonable fee. like 20-30 mil... which wont happen i know but hes a decent player... unironically id take mudryk for like 20 mil
barcola torched saliba in the cl final. all these other players are talked about more in the transfer market but didnt do anything against >us
>>157314683Chelshit will ask for 50-60 MINIMUMThey have grown quite fond of scamming us. Guy is an absolute shitter. Mudryk as well
Most passes breaking the opponent's final line (AM/CMs, Premier League):1. Martin Ødegaard2. Bruno Guimaráes
>>157314594Dont say that my suicidal friend-o
>>157313089BBC Sport have a whole article about who Arsenal could sign next.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c9d84pxqdgno
>>157314891Very insightful.
eww why are there talks about yildiz?
We used to be kings of the universe, our squad the envy of the world, our manager the jewel of all jewels, oceans would rise at his word, but now we're just a crocked bum team that will never win anything ever again. It's all downhill from here. It's over. And I can't handle it. Fuck.
>still no signingsArteeeeetaaaaaaaahhhhhh
>It's MitomaHonestly OK for a season or two
He's a pleb filter at this point, you either rate big vick or you're a retard who knows nothing about soccer.
Our heroes
>redditors already rationalizing how good rashford would beGrim
>>157313843No, we finally have adequate rotation to a level where Arteta has zero excuses to run the team into the ground regard style Arsenal is going for all 4 trophies this seasonZubi will get plenty of minutes in all competitions, but in the biggest of the biggest game it will be rice Bruno odegaard
>2012-2014>Arsenal who was shit could still sign players like Higuain Cavani Tevez Hazard Sanchez DiMaria Ozil >2026>Arsenal is a clear top 3 team in the world and only looking stronger>the best available attackers are Alvarez, Yildiz and Barcolafuck sake
>>157318193Reddit Arsenal fans don't watch football, they just use the club as a social tool to associate themselves with the most black-friendly club.
>>157318211it's so grim
>>157318211Has to be someone out there playing in some bumfuck league whos the next cristiano ronaldo. We just need to find him
>>157318288tried it under wenger and they all flopped lol
>Excl: Myles Lewis-Skelly has been offered to #CFC following Arsenal's signing of Bruno Guimaraes. No indication yet on whether Chelsea will make a move but 19yo has long-term interest from Blues.
>>157318636>needs to buy players>sells one of our best midfielders instead
can't wait for Arteta's Respect moment."one-nil, you know what else that means? That means 1 premiership for me,..... and i won more premierships alone... than the other 19 managers put together... so respect man, Respect... RESPECT"
>>157318636Bullshit. Come on
>>157313514I don't even post in here regularly, but I think the Austria Anon is one of the most pathetic Anons on this board.
>>157318876Arteta has a totally different personality to Mourinho.
>>157318636This is angering me. Their transfer policy is angering me.WHY THE FUCK are shitters like havertz and jesus still here on massive contracts? Why the fuck is viera and nelson still on the books? Selling zubimendi to madrid? Makes a lot of sense that transfer in principle. But one of england's most promising players being linked with moves away to DOMESTIC RIVALS. Give him the play time over zubimendi in lesser games.
>>157318636wouldn’t mind if the money goes straight into a winger and CB signing.
>>157313514>despite injuries and all that shit we still won the leagueI guess it helps when PGMOL aren't allowed to give you red cards, give any penalties against you, and in some cases aren't even allowed to give a foul against you.>>157318938Yeah, Mourinho is a good manager too so that's another big difference between them.
>>157318938>>157319005both Mourinho and Arteta are pragmatic
>>1573186362 promising seasons even if MLS, home grown. Keep and play him in midfield
>>157319037>even if MLSOnly amounts to a squad player keep him*. I'd blame the club for lack of game time if so
MLS isn't going anywhere, incelsstop believing any stupid shit you find online (except this post)
Whats the source of that rumor anyway?From the writing style thought it was orenstein but that doesn't seem the case.The germoid just posted it without any context.
>>157319067Apparently talk sport and football today or some shit... But supposedly the dude giving that information is credible. Who knows what to believe.
>>157318825Signing Bruno always meant one midfielder would leave and the rest dont have any suitors plus his sale would be pure profit
>>157319184Understandable but we SHOULDN'T sell a very promising and talented player that clearly loves the club deeply. Came from hale end and made his way to the first team. Much rather ship odegaard away. Perhaps zubimendi if a good offer comes in. Selling myles is honestly criminal
>>157318211>Higuain, Hazard, Tevez, Cavani, DiMariaWhich of these did they sign again?
So sick of friendlies, transfer windows, and this unbearable heat, just want real football back
>>157319367Tell me about the heat. How bad is it? Does it come with humidity?
>>157319367>>157319415Hasn't rained here in southern England for 2-3 months, currently in a drought.
>>157319415>How bad is it?Very, you literally cannot get out of the house during the day and it can be a struggle at night too. The worst thing about this year is that it's been absolutely relentless, usually we get to have a break in the form of rain once a week or something. Nothing.>Does it come with humidity?Yeah, a lot. It's somewhat difficult to breathe outside, there's no wind, no breeze, no air basically.
>it's 'ot!i like it desu
>>157319487Post hand
Ya' wimps. This was me last week in not-so-glorious Nipppn.
>>157319769
>>157319687here>>157319769japan is the only place i've been where it's felt hotter than london, specifically osaka
>>157319367>Complaining about a few weeks of mild weather in eurolandYou don't know what unbearable heat is
>>157319842until you've experienced what it's like in other cunts kindly keep your gob shut yank boy ;)
>>157319838>LondonHonestly glad I'm not back home in the Land of No AC. I can remember the record heat of 2003 and it was insufferable. Yeah, it's hot here and the humidity is constantly over 80%, and rain storms are annoying (more than the typhoons, actually) but at least you can zip from one AC building or vehicle to the next in no time.
>>157319917I think this fucks up the climate in the long term even more though. ACs produce heat elsewhere to cool down a small area. There has to be a radical solution to this climate issue because genuinely it seems like we're speedrunning armageddon
>>157319953Oh, totally. But don't worry, the problem will fix itself once we're all extinct. Arsenal will live on, though, like a dream Zanarkand...
>>157313514It's already ONLY 3 weeks left. No time for the new guy to get pre-season match fit, no time for him to gel with the team, no time for us to get proper hyped, cool off and evaluate the signing objectively.So, not only is it too late, it already is OVER!
>>157319184>one midfielder would leaveNorthfraaud already left, tho.
>rebuild the alternator, they said >it will be easy and cheap, they said >mfw after one torn up bolt head and one rounded nut >tell them about it>"yeah it always happens dude, should have paid for new"
>>157319972A top tier talent can hit the ground running and doesn't need that bullshit. See Arshavin, even Reyes (RIP).
We shouldve got alajbegovic but no, we need to pay mono 300 million so the arsewogs can pretend hes not insufferable
Remember when he scored off of salibas bozo moment, like it was basically beating up a retarded 4 yr old child, and he was chimpin out like hed just scored a hattrick. Man all arseblacks really got under my skin with this mono, im so glad he made everyone look fuckin stupid.
>jesus still here>reiss nelson still here>efan nwaneri still here>fagio viera still here>FRAUDEGAARD still heredon't like this, not ONE BIT.
Just to rub it in u fuckin wogs, u wasted a month on this bozo and he played u. U degraded the stature of our club.
>>157320216Fraude looked the best out of all of our shitters so far. Hes gonna go back to being the Captain. Woopwoop - donkey - dowgodBruno - deccers - frodoThats enough tech to not look dumb. Subs are shitters. Efan looked like shit, artetas a moron, its better he trains with us than play for frog shitters.
What a sudden and surprising melty
>>157320086>TWO examples against BILLIONS who never worked out game 1 because they were brought in a TIT too LATEAnother season down the drain, another transfer window Arse gets clowned on by Liverpoop, Manure, the fecking Spuds...
>Arsenal are monitoring no one for a potential move late in the window
>>157320301>woopwoopplease for the love of god fuck off back to plebbit
>>157320503Heres what ill do for you. Ill fuck your mother in her anus. Then ull suck me off.
>yank meltdownmust be too 'ot
>>157320503It's the sound of the Tzolis, la.
>>157320826Hey this has potential. >WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF TZOLIS
more like Szmellis lmao
No rumors?Not even some made up stuff?
>vile poopiss-smelley
Ngubu
Atletico Madrid still refuses Barcelona as a destination for Julian.He feels disappointed, but he is still trying.We need to follow this story until the end, and Arsenal remains among the options on the table.If Atletico Madrid is not open to his transfer to Barcelona, but is open to his departure in general, Arsenal is still closely monitoring the situation.[ @FabrizioRomano via Here We Go Podcast ]
>>157323138> We need to follow this story until the endNo, we don’t. We’d be better off waiting a year for a proper striker than pay 100M for this shitter
Get Barcola and Konsa and call it a day
>spurs looking to spend €60 million on folarin balogun
>we have a pacey ngubu for saleGrim
>>157323376Just buy Kroupi while he's injured and other teams are backing off.
remember, no signings and another loss incoming tonight.
>>157324511Bargain (biased)>>157325819I’ve been saying this for weeks but apparently he won’t clear a medical so it’s impossible. Also I think PeeAssGay wants him so unfortunately unlikely. There’s really no big names available (for a reasonable price) who put up the kind of numbers we need so it would be folly to spend it. Berta did the right thing signing Tzolis. That guy will do exactly what we want perfect Trossard replacement. We really need a CB and a LB desperately.
>>157325819>>157326610Oh yeah forgot to mention they should sell Shitvertz and buy Esteban Lepaul for an immediate upgrade/pace car for Gyok
no winger and CB/RB and we RIOT!
>>157311514we should have unironically spunked the vini money on kanehe has about 2 or 3 years of being a goal machine left, that would be at least 2 PL titles with him up front
>>157327301Deadline day signing of a chelshit reject and there's nothing you will do about it
>>157325819>mememouth ponzi playersee kerkez, huijsen, solanke, zabarnyi, semenyo
What a shit window What the fuck are WE playing at
>>157322939
What are the expectations for the upcoming season? I think we will fail to win the league as there are lots of players being mentally and physcially fatigued. I also think one of the new managers of the other clubs will get their team to click straight away (most likely Man City)If we can't play better in the big games then I can't see us winning the other cups either. The way we play must improve a lot.I hope I am wrong though.
>>157327819Top 4 finish and MAYBE a cup win, league cup probably.
>>157327836Pretty similar thoughts then. I can't see us winning a football match against Mam City or Liverpool and we were outplayed by Man Utd in both games last season. Barely scraped past Chelsea. If we play any of these in the cups I think we will go out (we did get the better of Chelsea though so they might be excluded).
I think about this post way too often. Always brings a massive smile to my face
>>157327937The good old days.
>>157327937Rice should have been captain from the moment he walked into the door, not that limp wristed vegan from norway...fuck arteta
>>157327819Just win the UCL and expose Enrique and PSG is a good season for me.
>>157327819pgmol status?
>>157328043Hopefully they stay neutral towards us like last season. Although I bet they return to fucking us over at every opportunity like everyone expects them to do.
>>157328015They've won back-to-back CL titles, there's nothing to expose.
>>157328072Scammed and rigged*And their "achievement "carries a huge asterisk
What happened to that evan ferguson lad? Alot of people shilled him(many in this very same general, perhaps tony bloom has agents that infiltrate even 4channel to advertise his shit players) but he just disappeared. Got injuried or something and never really made it back.I recall brighton asking for a 100m for him
>>157328206i heard he got injured and never made it back
>>157327819Can't say I'm optimistic. That said:>My optimistic/cope takeAll our rivals are going through transitions too, so maybe that'll give us an edge. Merino back will be like a new signing and we probably missed him more than many realise. The Greek looks good and will be more consistent that Trossard who actually had patches last year where his form stunk. Nwaneri and Dowman can find spots and boost the attack. MLS and Bruno in midfield will be better overall, for balance. Defence is good so doesn't need any work. Arteta won't give a fuck about the cups and that'll save our legs for later in the year.>My realist takeIraola could easily make that Liverpool squad that everyone expected to walk the league last year suddenly click. Mascera isn't Pep but he doesn't need to be with a squad as good as Man City's. We'll be tired and the defence will be porous until Christmas with two of our best players, in Saliba and Timber, out for months. The attack was toothless last year and I can't see it getting any better, and the set pieces goals have already dried up so we will lose that weapon. With the league won, players will be taking their foot off the gas this year and it'll be like two seasons` ago where Arsenal never quite get going.
>>157328279>All our rivals are going through transitions too, so maybe that'll give us an edge.I have a horrible feeling one of the new managers of either Chelsea or City will win it in their first season in charge, it's just got that smell about it.
>>157328303I don't think Chelsea is there yet. They have no stability in their team. I don't think they will end above us, Liverpool, Man Utd or Man City.
oh we already doing predictions?
The pre season humiliation ritual has been amusing but I DON'T wanna lose to the rat's team tonight
WE ARE GOING BACK TO BACK
>>157328489Genuinely who the fuck are these people?
>>157328489Hideous tranny on the left
>>157328489This. City is the only threat again. Anyone who says slipperpool or rent boys kys just look at their team sheets they’re hilarious the clowns they start regularly.
>>157328303has maresca even beaten arteta yet?
>>157328505I thought the person on the right was Adriano but I am most likely wrong.
>>157328666kek>checked
Charity Shield AllocationManchester City were unable to sellout their allocationReminder it's in Cardiff this year not Wembley
>>157327771that pic reminds me of a book a guy on /lit/ wrote where it was basically that
Chelsea have 2 CL titles btw
>>157328760i remember there was a schizo cosmic horror writer on /lit/ years ago, gardner i think was his name, wonder what he's up to nowadays
>>157327819I would say The Octuple, but unironically IF it wasn't for _already_ FAILING the Emirates Cup.So instead I say: ARTETA OUT!
Didn't realise >we play Como in a few hours.
Homo
Galatasaray makes an offer worth 40m for shartinelli supposedly. A loan with a buy option.
>>157328754Now this is EMBARRASSING.
Arsenal are reigniting their interest in Ezri Konsa (28). Arsenal accept they will need to significantly improve their original offer - in the region of £30m - but whether Aston Villa are willing to let him leave for a fee under their £60m valuation remains to be seen. [@SamiMokbel_BBC]
autist bros help me out So I've got this Arse top from around 2010 and it's signed by two players who played for us around then.At the bottom we see Alex Song's very clear and easy to read signature. I have no idea who the top signature is from though.Any ideas? Do people buy shit like this btw? Very happy to get rid of it desu.
EXCL | Galatasaray have submitted an official €45m offer for Gabriel Martinelli today.The offer is now on Arsenal’s table.Martinelli is currently Galatasaray’s top transfer priority.@SkySportDE
>>157329611We got him for peanuts so its decent business.
does anyone else find it sad that the only teams interested in martinelli are turkish clubsi remember thinking the kid could be a 100mil player after that 22-23 season
>>157329608think its squillaci. you should burn that thing
>>157329611This is plagiarism.I broke the news and sky didn't even bother to give me a mention
cumo
here's a hot take - we should (or should have apparently) sign vlahovic on a free; give him a bunch of deadwood games and sell him for 10 mln next summer. pure profit lol
>only links are to shit like Romero, Konsa and El BenchoWell needless to say Berta has been completely fucking useless.
>>157328666
>>157329676He scored 15 PL goals in 22/23. He's scored 15 PL goals since
>>157328760That’s gold. Fucking kek
>kepa
>>157330071At this point I hope Raya is alright. It's not like he played much during the WC.
>>157330083arteta will give him 10 mins then sub meslier on. then setford kek
Our attack stinks bro
>>157330071N
>>157330071>vieirahow is that guy still in the club?
>>157330216Hamburg only wanted to pay €10 million to make a permanent deal. Arsenal wants €20 million.
>>157329943>im signing defenders bruhWasted all that clout on monicius got all the plebs in a feeding frenzy tryna be an English Madrid. We were never that, we buy Mbappe from Monaco not PSG. We were supposed to be the Barca. Lets go buy De Jong or Guler now that theyre in doubt. Our youth is shitters, scrap em. Those who are good are first teamed already and we can see whats what. Sell the shitters, stop wasting time on offering billions of banan to monos.
>>157330227Seems like Arsenal wants to get 0 million for him
>>157330304Check this out, WE are paying HIM! Ayyyy
What times kick offWhy are they talking bullshit
>>157330509in 15 bings
>streaming it on the club youtube channelNice
sub in guimares IMMEDIATELY you fraud
Inb4 cescball rips arse to pieces
>>157330642This.Take this shithead >Kepa OFF NOW!
>Poobriel Poosus
>jesusgive him to napoli for free
>I can’t score
Attention: we have a another white youngster DEIbros…
Nwaneri playing with SWAG. Sell him right now.
>>157330759>player with creativitySolded
They can all do fucking everything except shoot
>>157328792Something about a crocodile
dowman hogs the ball far too much. just needs to pass sometimes
>cack dowman
>>157330834>just needs to pass sometimesWhy bother? Whoever gets the ball isn't going to shoot anyway so he might as well hog it and look cool.
>The uploader has not made this video available in your countryN-
>rodrieless and poopless shitty>livershit>chelshit>manurewho can realistically stop >us?
>>157330882As usual it'll be ourselves.
>>157330882Arteta
>>157330882Mosquera
All the young players look like regens
He’s orite that julie
This number 45 lad is pretty good
Myles ain't fucking leaving
>Another absolutely DOGSHIT performance Farteta will be gone by Christmas now that refs are clamping down on corners.
Skelly.
Yt chat is saying goal kek before it happened lol
Couldn't make it up. MLS scoring, heart sign after the bullshit clickbait press about him leaving.
>poois-smelly
lmaoing @ cesc's dogshit tactics losing to our D team
Gyökeres assist. He scared the keeper through his aura.
>>157331014Wasn't it Martinelli?
is dowman actually good? or is he just the next iwobi/nelson/nwaneri flash in the pan
damn this game is shit
>salmon is better positionally and defensively then mosquera
>>157331021No ones scared of a stick
Fabio Viera in the year of our Lord 2026
>benshite warming up
>>157331043He is good but sometimes does too much
>>157331063Inb4 he gets injured
Damn nelli
>>157331064Dowman is 6 foot manletRonaldo is 6'2If Dowman grows 2 inches taller like Yamal did (before he turned 18) we pretty much get the next Ronaldo
Great play tbf
damn imagine fartinelli doing this
Absolutely immense goal. Sign him. Lock him in a changing room until he signs.
Great gol
kek that right wing getting absolutely RAPEDjust buy a proper RB lmao
are the outside forwards allowed to score?
Kepa is absolute fucking shit, we may as well just play with an extra outfield player.
Can someone do a shots vs goals ratio when kekpa has been in goal
2 keepers wouldnt of saved that. In fairness to him
who is the guy in the 3rd shirt talking rn?its driving me mad
if timber doesn't come back we're just fucked.the right side of our defense is laughable without timber and saliba. when both of them are gone it's heavily exposed
>>157331257We should be buying a RB anyway. Years of crocked backups put way too much mileage on the starters. If odegaard and saka return to form then it could be 18-24 months for timber to be fully fit instead of running at 60% every match.
Aliadiere's accent always makes me laugh. Absolute peak London black that hangs outside a chicken shop.
>>157331257>slandering benjamin white
>>157331185Aliadiare. Ex arse. He’s French I think but developed a very strange southern accent. Seems like a nice guy though
Give viera a contract extension. He is shit and misses sitters. He can be our ST.
Salmon is le good?
viera....lad...help us out were trying to get a couple pennies for your twink ass.gotta score that>>157331520dont post my girl friend please
Where PAZ?
interesting how high up bruno is positioningnot interesting at all how our attack consists of a straight line of players standing next to a defender (like always)
>>157331097Ronaldo is gay unc this is a Messi club
Merino shall score
Gyoksissies...
>>157331679hes shit. been absolutely pocketed in preseason against these literally who teams
>>157331495ah hes a bit before my time thenive only supported arsenal since may 19th
>>157331701none of us want to admit it. but this is a TRVKNVKE
Was Calafiori always no. 33?
Kekueke
>>157331747jes
>turning on Floperes already when it took you years to admit that Shitvertz was shit and Sucka is washed
>>157331764The season can't start soon enough. Getting old sucks.
>>157331769i turned on gyok almost immediately after being so excited to have him on the teamit was immediately obvious he doesnt have it, or we wont use him properly, or both.
I like gyokeres
idk. we're just shit it feels like.
>>157331811that's what I said
>>157331790>we wont use him properlyCan anyone with eyes really say >we were playing proper attacking football last season? Anyone at all? Be honest with me right now.
>>157331821no but its also a side effect of how good the team waseven pep parked the bus against us last season
Woop woop its the sound of suckolis
The fuck lad
Havertz on 260k a week BTW.
>takes out gyokeres for being shit>kai gets in>he's even more shitit's all so tiresome
Kwabvertz
>>157331878someone tell him its the CL final maybe hell actually score a fucking goal
>>157331838The season where supposedly every single team that >we faced played a low block and parked the bus (complete and utter bullshit, it's because >we were moving the ball forward at a snail's pace), Gyokeres still managed to score 14/21 goals. The season where >we would stop attacking and just defend tooth and nail the second >we went 1 goal up, no matter who it was against. I think it's fair to say Gyokeres is a good goal scorer but for various reasons he isn't "allowed" to shine.
It's all so tedious.
Just got back, how has bruno been?
Gay sex buttbreak
>>157331929invisible
bruno's good. the midfield situation is good all around. problem lies in scoring sam fackin goals
mothefuckers, I will lose ten bucks on that shit
we're shite
Does Kepa let that in do you think?
Wait, when did Cech show up?
They've been very stand off ish all pre season i suppose to prevent contact injuries but it means the opponent can just turn and run rather than being pressed and a foot stuck in
>im overpaid and i cant scoreHugo award winner
is mosquera completely buckbroken after that UCL final?he's so shit
I mean at least Bruno is definitely doing his line breaking passes. Don't think >we'll get many opportunities to do that in the league but hopefully that aspect of his game doesn't disappear after a month.
That was never offside what is that linesman smoking
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>2 wrong offside calls 2 games in a row 2wice in the last 2 mins of a game
god damn it, it's a draw with the fucking who?
>>157332052Hes been shit since that leg slalom he pulled way before. This horse is readyfor the glue farm. >in b4 he pocketed kvaraCaused a dumb pen in the ucl final, dumb player, hes gone
RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA
>MadookieCan only pray Saka goes back to being good
mindbroken
WOOP WOOP
>Black takes a peno>Misses
>There is more we want to do. We need to bring more skill and quality to the squad. We are actively trying to do it. We cant promise we will do it as it does not only depend on us. There are very few players who improve our marginsyeah it's over.
>>157332727>becoming the second austria
>>157331807Me too
>>157332727Yeah it's never been more over. Another season up front of either the useless fat swede with the touch of a rapist, or the Kraut that farteta thought was so shit as a striker he bought him to play central midfield, where it turned out he was even more hopeless. With support out wide from a washed Saka, Martinelli who we've been trying to sell for about 4 years, Madueklingz who is a fucking joke, and some literal who Greek that was playing for Norwich a couple of years ago.
>>157332872heh...my boy...m lingz.... eh just needs more time...
I reckon we will be alright as long as we can get another couple of bodies in.Preferably another striker and rb unless he wants to use that juliene nigga and then start playing merino up top.Will be an interesting couple of weeks to see what this faggot has planned, if anything.
>>157332920itll be konsa for some stupid fee and then a bomba 90m+ signing trust
>>157332932Left it too late for Konsa
i remember the days when emergency loan yossi benayoun coming back from injury was like a new signing
>>157332920>I reckon we will be alrightwith a fully fit matchday ready squad we will be reking face left right and center
>>157333214>wrecking face>nervy 1-0
>>157333231>Another season of shartetaballThere's only so much my liver can take
>>157333231>>157333651pshhh another season of winning the league you faggots
>>157333651>owen gohl
>Rice>Salmon>JulienneWhat are we cooking?
Has Gyokeres even had a shot all pre-season?
>>157333071Yossi Benayoun would walk into the current Arsenal side
Everyone's talking about replacing tzolis with another left winger but he's put up a good showing in pre season
>>157334556Hit the bar, was actually good.
>>157334691He's been the best attacker by a mile. Feels like the team desperately needs a striker. (And a decent backup RB because we are horribly exposed down that side without Timber and Saliba).>>157334989My highlights doing him dirty by not showing it. (Still... one shot.)
