Invocation: 3:55pm ETBroadcast: 4:00pm ET on FOX Green flag: 4:27pm(Times are subject to change)https://www.indycar.com/leaderboardDistance: 110 laps / 216 miles Pole: Felix Rosenqvist
Power or Dixon win coming
need more birbs
>>157303613Does (R) stand for retard?
>Only BullsSo is this a chain of gay bars?
>>157304014republican
>yes muh God
>TV UPDATE: The OnlyBulls Grand Prix of Portland is coming up next on FOX, immediately following the conclusion of LIV Golf New York.>Pre-race coverage from @portlandraceway is expected to begin around 4:20 PM ET with green flag to follow.
>golf is still going
FUCK GOLFSTART THE RACE
fucking golfi never have any idea wtf is going on when golf is on tv
I do love golf but please get this shit off the screen
>>157304424race wouldn't have started before :27 either way>OnlyBulls on Indy Radio>DeFi>Blockchainonly things missing are AI and NFT
>>157304442Todd Ault did those too
How does fox so CONSISTENTLY have sports broadcast windows bleed into each other?
I hope it's not a procession
>>157304428Stupida fucking game
>>157304466jajajajja
so mick is out for next season or what? i heard something about someone buying a team a mick losing his seat
>>157304428Its not even real golf, its some bullshit meme league that will not even be around next year.
>>157304488I hope so but he has gave us some shitter kino so i wouldnt mind him for another season
rolling for the first Calamity Corner causality
>>157304488He drives for Rahal (RLL). They sold one of their three charters to Dreyer+Reinbold, who will go full time next season (was currently 500 only). It's a bit of an open question whether RLL will keep Mick or Foster for seat 2 (Graham is of course seat 1). Foster might have a contract, but idk for sure. Mick can bring sponsorship dollars though. So if RLL drops him, he could go to another needy team (*cough* coyne *cough* juncos *cough*)
how do we prevent the spaniard from winning anons?
>>157304540Do the needful romain
>>157304526ok thanks >>157304540kissing me
>>157304540puncture every black tire in the field
>>157304540Indycar sprints he wouldnt win one of those
fox started
>muh stick ball but for the eliteayy nice fastest racing on earth you got there
rolling for a turn 1 flip over
>>157304540The race? Just be super aggressive against him on the starts or restarts and he'll back down, content with second.The championship? Crash him hard enough at Milwaukee race 1 that he medically has to miss race 2 and the Laguna finale, and even then I don't think Andretti is good enough for Kirkwood or that Malukwas is good enough for Penske to steal a free title like that.
For a strange miracle, the poo loo blows his engine after a few laps.
>>157304540
>>157304540Convince God to present himself unto Sting Ray and give him a divine mission to torpedo Palou every weekend.
vamos alejandrooooo puntua unas victorias
>>157304540Rinus "Waluigi" van Kalmthout crashing into him.
GREEN GREEN GREEN
LungeGOD already 6 places up
So its going to be a "Palou pits early, single player's in clean air and leads by 5+ seconds by the time the rest of the pits cycle" right?
it's over
KILL HIM
>>157304703Yeah, fuck that shit its unwatchable
>poolou>>157304703He's on hards so not sure he'll pit early
>lovely
>>157304703Asi es
paloubros...
>Schulaster
>lelhal
>rahal
>RahalKWAB
>RaLOL
>he restarted the car>yellowI hope the screeching reddit nannies enjoy this new yellow procedure
I could live without Portland, desu.wtf is this captcha, I'm not verifying my fucking email
>>157304773i was told the one advantage of the hybrid is that cars could restart and that would prevent unnecessary yellows
>>157304778keep posting, the more you post the easier it bocomes
Gaymor is speaking like a retard, I don't remember him pausing every single word.
>>157304778>>157304794*if you keep the same cookies But yeah, eventually it will be one really simple puzzle.
>>157304790It was, then they fucked up and didn't throw a yellow at indy gp this year when rossi's car died on the front straight, then they overcompensated for that by changing the rule to instant yellows always and the outraged moral posturing wine moms cried tears of joy
>LuundGOD
>LUNDGOD
>>157304778Worst case scenario is that Cloudflare has decided that it hates your browser and decides to blacklist your home IP for a few weeks, in that case, use a normie browser after the block clears.
>3 worst nepo babies last
Lundgard is on the war path!
that was blocking?
thats a penal? idk
>penaltylmaoukas
>>157304852>Siegel and Robb behind a crashed car on the restartThose guys make Latifi look like the GOAT paydriver.
>>157304778>I'm not verifying my fucking emailI just make a junk throwaway email for stuff like that.
Penalty for racing
>>157304836They need to make it something like, if they don't have it refired by the time the leader is 2 marshell posts away from the incident then it's a FCY.
>>157304871What? Did he put Rahal off? I'm trying to watch asscar, too.
>>157304935It appeared over Dave's name, but nothing so far after that.
>Some guys trying to stretch things out
>O'Fraud p24McLaren are retarded to fire Lundgaard
>>157304935>>157304967Malukas blocked Newgarden?>>157304902>Penalty for racingAbsolutely
>>157305008I dont care what others say it was retarded to dump him for washed Dixon.
>>157305008Lundgaard is getting double than the mclel salary because chip needs to launder money
So, if Palou would take out Rosenqvist, that'd be great.
>>157305055palou is happy with second, malukas isnt doing good today and he is winning to kirkwood
>>157305008>McLaren are retarded to fire Lundgaard>>157305034>was retarded to dump him for washed Dixon.They think he has some arcane knowledge that will help them win the Indy 500.
Seems like more campers and tents this year>>157305034It's all about the 2028 car development
>>157305008He so sleepy
Damn it.
ajajjajaja
>ericsson
Literally, how?
fuck off to LMP2 Robb you shitterand take Siegel with you
Its Palover
grandeeeeeeee
>>157305186like a magic
>Palou wins without passing anybody on trackMost boring shitter on the grid.
>backstreet boys
it must be frustrating racing this guy
>>157305233that was NSync
>let's shoehorn a black into our series, it worked out so well for NASCAR
>>157305217>shitterWINNER
>>157305259ohoh well
Well this is a crock of shit, back to /turnleft/ and add more ovals.
When did Son of Eric develop an English accent?
>>157305217I mean, look at his pace, he clearly does not wanted to risk overtaking anyone
>Yeah, easy
>>157305347lel...
>>157305214And now he's completely alone on track...
How is Palou so good? How is he so much better than everyone else?
>>157305312Why do you think adding more ovals will help? Indycar's problem is that the teams just don't care. It could be 18 ovals for 18 weeks at Palou would still win a third of them because no one else cares.Indycar's other problem is that their inspection team is too technically behind to catch the TCS that Ganassi is obviously hiding in the software of the super-capacitor hybrid but it's not like anyone else is close enough to capitalize if that cheat was gone, and that cheat doesn't really help at Indy or Nashville or Phoenix.
>>157305360skill issue (for the other drivers)
>>157305369Top 3 most championship winners, notice anything?
>>157305372>the TCS that Ganassi is obviously hiding in the software of the super-capacitor hybrid
>>157305369Jimmie Johnson situation. They have something that IndyCar has no clue about, nor his teammates
>put a lil more grease on the bearings there
>>157305394not a single american
this race is kind of ass fr
>>157305394>Ganassiwinslol
>>157305408wait until the next pitstop cicle, lots of strategies
>>157305258It's frustrating watching him. This is not good television. Aaaaand I just lost power. Guess I'm watching on my phone...
>>157305421It's very much worth buying a good APC battery for your TV and game consoles and internet router.
>>157305369His ability to go fast while saving tires in this heavy ass car is beyond superlative
>>157305431Is a APC even good for a battlestation nowadays?
What the fuck is happening to Patricio Owardez? He's last!!!
>>157305461irish genes
>>157305461Mexicans are unpredictable .Random bouts of exhaustion
>>157305461O'KWAB
>>157305461unscheduled pitstop
>pitstop timer still spazzing occassionally in year 2 of 5take your time FOX
>>157305461Car problems on top of a shit adjudstment.
klirkwood second pitstoppalou to be 2 fulls races ahead in the championship after today
>Simpson easily pulling away from LundgaardPAS NORMAL.
>>157305457You have to buy a more expensive one but it works for me
Uh based simpson?
>>157305330Then he should fuck off to F1/2 already where thats more acceptable.
>>157305696Lundblock
>>157305678I miss the days when you could wire car and truck batteries into it due to the back plug.
>>157305704its stupid to want the best driver to leave
>>157305704they wont have him, anti spic racism
You now remember the rare and unexpected move Palou did that ended up being Dixon's last win.
>>157305704He'll Frank Kimmel it in IndyCar instead of stepping up. Sad
>>157305721true friend if you ask me
>>157305718Hes just so boring to watch when most of his wins are just pitstop offset clean air time trails. Every series has that stuff of course, but it feels like everytime he wins thats how he does it now. Its just not very exciting if you're a neutral fan.
1.7
if we have hard tires we should pit to the end
okey dok
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
Is it even possible for Power to win this?
>>157305840if he pits right before a yellow, he will have a huge tire advantage, still i wouldnt bet on it
LMAO
ROBB YOU FUCKING SHIT
jajajajja
>sting ray
Ive seen this strategy before
>forgetful boomer forgot to pit>sting gay kwabblmao
>Will Power after the race.
Is this the track whete dailly got yeeted last year?
>>157305927Yeah
GET HIM POWER
How over is the race?
cam on rosenquist, keep him behind
>>157305929That was a silly race
>>157305927>got yeetedyeeted himself
>>157305937It was over an hour ago.
Power still wouldn't have caught him
>>15730593714 to go, palou has twice as much push to pass, still has to pass for p2 6 sec behindover
>this is not over yetyes, it is
cam on ericson
Two more years until this race is entertaining, hopefully
F1 tier boring ass race.
>cicadas
>overweight pit crewmen
ngl this race was pretty boring
Went out to smoke with 20 to go and have come back to what I expected.
with these results palou would be 109 points aheadit would be kino if he won it in dche is the best driver no driver is like him, he won it alli cant make a trump impression
>>157306002The crappy TV direction isn't helping either.
to make things worse: can't watch the cup race next sunday side by side with pwl indy because it's on saturday
Indycar needs to make it where every team is the same colour, they could have some different stickers to keep sponsors happy but the base colour should be the same, Im watching this shit on and off for 30 years now and ive no fucking clue what drivers are team mates or even which team most of the cars belong to.
PalouWinsLol
Just file indycar and f1 for bankrupcy, jesus.>>157306038No one likes that faggot enabler of pedro sanchez and lula
grande alejandro
>let's go boys
>let's go boys>let's go
>Grosjean ahead of Rossikek
pooloo's dog lives another week
wait why tf do we have 6 races in 5 weeks now?
>>157306056It helps sponsors in the short term by giving them maximum flexibility and is probably necessary if the series is unpopular. If they want to make it to more popularity they might need to consider changing it
>>157306096President's orders.
>>157306096Milwaukee is a double headerAlso there would have been a weekend off but they added Washington D.C. after the original schedule was finalized.
>>157306096Because Fox needs something between the World Cup and NFL
>>157306123Poo in the loo winning isnt helping with the ratings.
williep getting old, needing hearing aids
>>157306111>It helps sponsors in the short term by giving them maximum flexibility and is probably necessary if the series is unpopular.If thats the case it sounds like the series is already in financial trouble to the point where they are having to throw on random meme liveries for every single race.
>nintendo cease and desist incoming
>>157306163Indycar has been in trouble for decades yes
>>157306132well, 2027 will be another one for him, let's see if the new car changes anything in 2028
>>157306163>it sounds like the series is already in financial troubleoh, there are teams who's owners are under federal investigation for fraud anon, you didn't know?
>>157306207That's the minimum stakes for a racing series
Why Palou is dominating so hard? There's got to be something going on with the car.
Kyffdawg proving again that he's the best pay driver on the grid.
>>157307942They should shift him into the 9 and give someone else the dog 8
