NGMI Edition
>>157307337kwab
One month away from drunk posting with the ball knowers again.
i got drunk and peed in my only pair of pants
mina bros, how can we compete?
Found this webm, not sure if it's been posted here or not.
>>157307337That's one ugly ass nigger.
>>157307348There are no guarantees that we will get along, I have started listening to old country music.
We love Laura hereWe hate Mina here
>>157307357Aaaaaaaccchhoooooo
>>157307348I don't drink much but I think this season i'm gonna get shitfaced on a couple sundays.
>>157307363David Allen Coe, Weylon Jennings
Puka said what?!
>>157307379nothing grandma
>>157307361Not nice.
>>157307379Holy shit, just ordered one of his jerseys.
>>157307378Shitkicker music, I approve
>>157307379If only
>>157307383>sick>can't win a playoff gamelol
>>157307367based and laura pilled
>>157307399I'm a sucker for a down field lateral. They are always my favorite plays
>>157307401What are her professional qualifications for the job she somehow has?
>>157307405Nice to look at, good presentation skills, probably college degree in journalism or communications, etc
>>157307378kek zoomies play david allen coe on repeat at my bar. The jukebox doesn't play his x-rated and racist stuff
>>157307410Oh, so she sucked and fucked her way up like that ugly bug did. Gotcha.
what were they thinking?
>>157307418That goes without saying
>>157307348This guy knows ball and alcohol.
>>157307419I didn't even realize the new stadium was done. When are they getting an owl to play there?
>>157307418nice fanfic, mina minion
How many billions did this cost New York tax payers again?
>>157307379>pooa nicua
>>157307417lol beta faggot
>>157307437Hopefully a lot
No refunds
>>157307429Went to the new Bills stadium last night and it was fucking amazing. Probably the best stadium that all others will be compared. Bills fans are something else.
>>157307432That's a cleaner thing than what the bug did to get her position.
>>157307452>b-but we were toldLmao. Americattle don’t deserve rights
>>157307452>they lied to us...the jew owner lied to uskwab
>>157307452lmaooooo
>>157307337>0-5 in the NFC Championship GameDo Rams fans maybe think that having Adams on their team might be a bad omen?
>>157307383They lost lol
>>157307383Kino
>>157307452OH NO NO NO goycattle brosThat was our home down-payment
No excuse to not go 17-0
>>157307456Yeah because they are mostly canadians that are pushovers, real Bills fans will tolerate everyone until you talk shit then you get put in the hospital. That's how three straight superbowl losses demoralizes people
>>157307452Bills fans genuinely deserve nothing good to happen to them everI'm looking forward to them going 6-11
>>157307489pats lost to my raidfeces last year btw
>>157307489There's a rollercoaster park in New England?
>>157307497They have to play AT Denver on Christmas? That seems a little cruel
>>157307505Yeah Six Flags New EnglandI'm going there this coming Saturday actually, it has a water park too
>>157307505thats a recreation of the aushwitz holocoaster that robert krafts parents were incinerated in you chud
>>157307483Dawg grow up and learn to appreciate a good play that looks cool. I couldn't give less of a fuck if the Bills won or lost
>>157307501Which in turn handed my broncos the 1 seed :)
>>157307488It'll all be worth for bills fans when the lombardi trophy is be paraded down buffalo's main roads.
>>157307521surely you made it to the owl then...oh wait, no
Broncobros... Have we become insufferable?
>>157307521How'd that go for them?
I have Patriots hate fatigue
>>157307521which in turn took blo's ankle to snap city
>>157307452Why are the seats orange?
>>157307561Then you'll have that forever. Everyone fucking hates the Patriots.
>>157307545>>157307556>>157307562It’s fine. I’m mainly just happy to be out of the basement
How many week 1?
>>157307437>>157307452taxpayers funded this
ever notice how webm schizo seethes about east coast and flyover teams but not west coast teams?
>>157307419dogshit uniforms
Ever notice how the statmutt schizo can't stop talking about webms?
>>157307578This Owl was such a joke. Good for Darnold though, he deserved it.
You can just ask me to post them, anon. No need to be coy
>aieee it's the statmutt bogeymanraped
>>157307563tribute to OJ, obviously
noooo! not the webms!schizo bitch.
>>157307419They look like the Lions. Like why?
jose ashamed to name his team kwab
Weird how the muttlover doesn't post his side-by-side spam of mutthomes vs other qbs in cherry-picked stats anymore.
>>157307624Coofs didn't even make the playoffs lmao
Might even make some preseason webbies I'm fucking fiending
>raiderpacos will have to root for a hated cubankekKEK
>I mean, YOU CAN TAKE A KNEE
whats this hair style called
kek imagine getting so mindraped by statmutt that you become a webm spamming schizo
>>157307478No.
>no cowgirls webmsi'm nooooticing
>>157307649He's HIM
>nooo it was the chicken before the egg, not the egg before the chicken!raped muttlover.
>>157307651Why do black people always have turds growing out of their hair?
keeek the walls closing in on paco
>>157307660You could have just said, "Please"
>>157307401Oof shat a saggy tits hag
>>157307649Even if he didn't give the ball away why would you ever run in this situation, they have no timeouts
>he thinks it a "team" thing, not a "black qbs" thinkraped retard.
>>157307675Is he still making $60 million a year?
kek forced to make webms to mock his own team to try and hide it
>>157307668poop existence
>>157307684Because Jish is a fucking retard
>Y-y-you're a cowsois fanWell, at least she is guessing new teams after 4 years.
>that was just the Beckining... you've yet to see the Beckoning
>>157307684When it comes to high-stakes decision making, you just can't rely on white quarterbacks
>>157307675Please fuck my ass
>she's had 4 years to guess, and hasn't even figured it out.kwamuttlover.
you're definitely mexican given how angry you are about the east coast and flyovers
>>157307694Kek this. Please keep calling me a Dem Gurlz fag. I'll happily post more webbums of them being shit
>I'm going to just throw the ball at the ground and give the other team a free field goal before halftime
It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOqYIVKfV-U
>>157307704Get off 4chah, skip.
keep thinking it was a fluke
>>157307709He's a stoolers fan lol
>>157307696National Faggot League
>>157307723The gay sex in the pool?
why's sanchez so scared? he's already outed himself
>>157307727that would explain him not having any rodgers webms kek
>>157307736why do the jaguar symbols on the Jumbotron look like a demons eyes looking over the stadium
You already guessed, stoolers, retard. My fuck, what a raped bitch.
>>157307738
r8 my ride spee bros...
>>157307710>the Steelers saw this happen for five years and still hired McCarthy as their new coach
only a mexican could seethe this hard this long
>>157307747wtf
The whole threads getting down /nfl/ You in?
>>1573077509 out of 10
>>157307768
>>157307768>lemme throw you sumthin'
>>157307748>pretending to hate your teamlol paco scared
>>157307768I'm already ironed up.
kek stillerpacos
>>157307752To be fair the going theory is that in that particular game Dan Quinn sabotaged the defense on the way out to Washington. They were way better than that most the year, and right before the game all the players had this weird attitude like they knew something was up, especially Michael Persons.
he said michael parsons lol
>>157307810I have the same theory about Ben Johnson in his last Lions game vs the Commanders. They really need to make it so teams are only allowed to hold HC interviews until after the postseason
that will be $5,000 for the seat license, thank you
>>157307858>seat licenseThat's a cool way of phrasing season ticket. What country is that expression from?
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is spreading Preparation H over his asshole after all of his homosexual activities right now.
>>157307858The new Highmark Stadium relies on a public-private partnership where taxpayers contributed $850 million, the team and the NFL funded the rest of the core costs, and construction overruns pushed the total private commitment past $1.25 billion. Fans also contributed hundreds of millions through personal seat licenses.
Say it
>>157307858what is that anyways? would be funny if it was something totally cosmetic.
>>157307893that's the rich person that is sitting above the peasant
>>157307884this but stefon diggs
>>157307905
>>157307370Jordan HATE is my favorite player
>>157307383They did the same thing against the Texans. They lost that game too. I'm glad more teams are using the Hook & Ladder though.
Reminder that this is the average Cucs fan
>>157307889Bo nix is the greatest quarterback in the universe
>>157307889Weakest ankles in the known universe.
That first >black qbs is gonna hit like crack
>>157307958He smelled some fish
>black homosexual qbs
>>157307961whos throwing the first pick? If you could bet on it, id put a cool 100 down on it being Geno Smith.Oh Lawdy, the Jest are going to be brutal to watch this year.
>>157307961I bet it will be Cam Ward
>tyler shough is goodBased on what?
>>157307723Literally nobody thinks about the Jaguars at all. Who is this message supposed to be directed at?
>>157307987delusion
>>157307987Me watching him play and knowing what good ball looks like.
>>157307985
>>157307988what map is that
>>157308004I honestly would without hesitation
>>157308004why did you post this? this might be your worst post to date
>>157308004You got anymore pics?
>>157308004
>>157308022>>157308029Duality of man
>>157308004Grim. I still would, but it needs to be a raw dogging of course
I love Football Analysis Garret is very autistic
>>157308051I like ThatFranchiseGuy, he embraces the autism and isn't afraid to drop 3+ hour videos.
>>157307851>Ben JohnsonBoth he and Quinn were set to be coaches of division rivals too, I think there's something to that theory that maybe it's part of negotiations, you can't help your rival team win anything in the post season if you want a head coaching job
Cum on everybody (get down tonight)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjgrNAWe1j4
why was there all that retarded secrecy surrounding Kylee Tranyhans car crash? There is something very sketchy about that whole thing
>>157307987>67% completion rate while throwing to subpar receivers at a huge volume and finishing the season with 13 total TDs to 6 INTsThese are pretty good stats for a rookie QB on a team with no run game and whose only good receiver (Olave) is constantly injured. People are forgeting that the Saints were projected to pick in the top 3 with how bad their roster was, not bottoming out is a successful season based on their expectations going into it.
>>157308075He murdered a little girl, oh, wait that was the chiefs coach.
>>157307355GIWTWM
>>157308071Eminem used to be based
>>157308082That was Andy's druggy ass son.
>>157308075maybe he was getting blown and crashed, like that Sopranos episode
>>157308096Who he hired as a coach, yes.
>smarter than you>more successful than you>knows more ball than you>more respected than you>funnier than you>mogs your entire beingI'm starting to get why their are so many mina hating chud posters in here
>>157308059I just don't believe that Johnson, a very run focused offensive mind (something that's reflected in Chicago as well) saw how Gibbs, a top 5 RB in the league, was gashing the Commies paper thin run defense with 7 ypc and decided that the legitimate winning strategy was to have Goof throw the ball 40 times, it just doesn't make sense with how he calls every other game in his tenure
>>157308108Gonna need Tony Soprano's cocksucking cousin, Animal Blundetto, I can't even say his name, look into this.
>>157308110>Who he hired as a coach, yes.lmao wtf I didnt know that. Thats some crazy nepo shit right there.
>>157308090That was back before when white boys realized sex was overrated and the government would subsidize white girls with nigger babies. They still havent connected the dots that jews are behind it all.
>>157308114Us12s make'em seethe?
>>15730811418+ board, chief, take it over to /r/yellowfever
>>157308114>I'm starting to get why their are so many mina hating chud posters in herecause you keep posting the bitch here. everyone is all the fucking things you listed but those people don't come here and turn on their fucking high beams in my fucking eyes and laugh that they're blinding me with their ugly ass. Fuck Off
What team do you think she's a fan of?
>>157308114>smarter than youWrong>more successful than youGetting everything handed to you because you have that sideways again pussy isnt actually being successful. >knows more ball than youHilariously false>more respected than youWomen dont know how to earn respect>>funnier than youNot a single woman in all of human history has ever been funny. Not one.>mogs your entire beingHappas cant mog anything
>>157308146boston bulbasaurs
Mina got em boilin
>>157308146The Sacremento I-Hate-My-Fathers
jenny
Kek I just gunned down a dozen niggers in chicongo and those monkies fled their 'turf'
>>157308160
>>157308168das cap frfr
>>157308146Dolphins or BucsJaguars fans are the only actual football fans in Florida
I'm sure you did, Timmy. It's getting a little late for lashing out with your impotent power fantasies.
>>157308168Hero
>JUSTAAAAN HUBURD ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
>>157308176We call the other two fanbases the Ballsac Bros as they are like the two ballsaca, us the Big Cock
And we do love Mina
>>157308168Basado, gonna listen to some Jethro Tull now to bask in your victoreeeheeeheeee
>>157308186caleb williams loves big cock
>>157308168Based
The spirit of rax lives in the nood
Finna make ya?
>>157308160>>157308187I think I touched a nerve LOL. Do these chuddies know they can just let go of the hate in their hearts?>>157308128>>157308142>>157308152>>157308184
>>157307347interception was hurts' fault but the fumble wasn't
>>157308209finna
>>157308187gonna need u 2 stop spamming this 4/10 below average skank u virgin
>>157308209This year will be the same as every other :)
dont run when it comes
>>157308218this poster is the definition of a cars LED headlights at night
caleb williams corners you in a dimly lit locker room and finger blasts your asshole for a good 20 minutes. After, he offers you 6k if you pretend it didnt happen.Do you take the money, or do you take him to court and let the whole world find out what happened to you?
I miss statmutt, he would be posting about how Cyrus Allen is going to be the next Jerry Rice and how Peter Woods is the next Aaron Donald right now if he didn't kill himself
>>157308263if you knew the rates of those high class escorts you would be insulted at his offer. don't take me for a cheap whore
>>157308263I'd let him keep the 6k if he did it again
faggot fantasiessame retarded webmsdogshit threads
Actually baffling that Stroud still has a jobYou literally just need a Kenny Pickett level "Don't fuck this up too bad" retard to win a Superbowl
>>157308285scared?
Season starts a month from today lads
>>157308285what do you expect 4 weeks until football
>>157308304The webms live in his dreams, his nightmares.
>>157308318in my restless dreams i still see that webm
>>157308319ever dream of THIS?
Based football psycho.
Look, I'm not racist or anything, but black "people" just can't play the position of quarterback.
>>157308328Imagine him coaching Tom BradyThe inhumanity would genuinely be terrifying
>he's gonna think I'm a sois fan this seasonkek, ok. go ahead, muttlover.
>>157308328>That testy responseMore like hes getting divorced.
>>157308200Bo Nix? more like Bomb Nix*bombs ya*
>>157308341It's impossible to read tone based on that Tweet
How can a professional player not feel humiliated playing for the Browns?There's no reason to ever have any optimism for that team and there never has been
Feel bad for bills fans. Incredibly dull stadium and they’re gonna be stuck with it for 30 years.
>>157308349If you think that's bad wait until you hear about the team playing in it
>>157308329Delete that shit nephew
Behind every elite running back is a better O Line
>>157308343>Haha wow man, you fall asleep in your office or what?>UMMMM ACTUALLY DONT ASK ME THOSE KIND OF QUESTIONS I think its pretty clear actually.
>>157308361>barry sanders' over your gay post
>>157308365You don't know if he said it with a smirk or laughed before he said ir or anything
It is a well known fact that Chiefies fuck ya
>>157308351Kek
>>157308361Something that Le'veon Bell found out the hard way. That whole saga still makes me kek
>>157308385Le'Veon Bell was legitimately great runningback though. He was unnervingly patient and was quick as hell when he hit his gaps.
>>157308377Hes an autistic retard, he wouldnt smirk or laugh at anything. He doesnt even know his left from right.
behind every jenny is a me spreadig her butt cheeks
>>157308385Retard signed with adam gase's jests and thought it was a good idea.
>>157308334The entire team would be a full blown cult by week 5.
>>157308388>Le'Veon Bell was legitimately great runningback thoughHe wasnt. He was a line babby and he shit the place up when he went to the jets.
>literally can't stop busting a nut inside his wife10 kids is kind of a lot.
>>157308401I know we're on 4chan and it's fun to have contempt for every player and shit on them but at least try to be reasonable sometimes.
>>157308405If I’m a woman I’m not doing more than 2 or 3, she herself is insane to allow it
>>157308401Bell was elite you idiot. Did you ever see him run routes lining up at WR? He was so fucking good plus he basically never fumbled i think he lost maybe 1 fumble each season 13-17 despiten consistently getting 300ish touches. Nobody has that kind of ball security+production in recent memory at RB
>>157307452They weren't expecting 5'4'' jews to be sitting there
>>157308405>White>Wealthy as fuck>Wife lets you knock her up with 10 kids>Willing to keep going as long as you wantYou know realize that I started every single one of my greentexts with a W.
>>157308416>not becoming a breeding slut for your manYou'd never make it in hentai.
>>157308409I watch ball. Even when he came crawling back to the steelers he was ass. Prime Bell had a great O line for those years.
>>157308427Thats crazy. What does that have to do with him having a good offensive line though?
It is well understood in the world of physics that Chiefies fuck ya
now that the chiefs dynasty is over, which team is the new villain of the NFL?
Fireman Fred, Eric Mangini...what ever happened there...
This thread is a repeat again and again and again doo doothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__biilMpnmw&list=RD__biilMpnmw&start_radio=1&pp=ygUVQWxpY2UgaW4gY2hhaW5zIGFnYWluoAcB
>>157308346>There's no reason to ever have any optimism for that team and there never has beenThey had that 2020 season where they went 11-5 and won a playoff game and looked like they were a couple players away to becoming real contenders. Of course in classic Browns fashion they promptly nuked that optimism by signing peanut oil man to the worst contract in NFL history and we know how that played out
>>157308475It's always been the gaytriots, the queefs just took over in the 3rd and 4th movies because the actor got TV series role, but now that the series ended, the gaytriots' actor is ready to get back to the silver screen.
>>157307456I’m excited for you that you’re excited to go to your first stadium or whatever, but it’s literally just a generic blue collar shitter stadium. No comparison to Lambeau, Mile High or even the new Vegas stadium.
I just peed on myself and my bitch mom refuses to change my diaper.
>>157308489>lame-blow>high school metal bencheskek
>>157308480Based alice in chains
>>157307572Why are you saying that in the present tense? You are almost certainly finishing last in the AFCW, unless Memedoza is a pure bust
lambeau and mile high are shitholes compared to allegiant youre not sneaking that shit in there
>>157308495>>157308498Little brown insect mandibles typed these posts
It has been conclusively demonstrated in accredited scientific journals that Chiefies fuck ya
>>157308506shut the fuck up packtard
>>157308506jennypedo is some zoomer latino redditor KWAB
>>157308488brady was the patriots and they'll never have a QB like brady again. drake maye is decent but is no brady
>>157308506>He furiously tapped out on his phone while resting his head against Caleb's toned harry chest.
>>157308514the vast majority of 4chan is zoomers and there's a lot of hispanics as well
>>157308516fake gaye is the new upcomer jew actor they replaced the White actor with because his daddy is a director.
>>157308517It’s *hairy, senõr
i wonder which NFL player allar's gf moves on to after he's cut and out of the league
we need to bring back the anti celebration rule. sick of seeing these groids shucking and jiving after every playits a field of battle not your mammys cookout
>>157308539She’s scouting BBCs as we speak
>>157308532>õhole la
>>157308551tf tp.
>HOL U-ACK
>>157308570of course the reffie threw a flag for PI on this play.
>>157308544and there it is
>>157308544Still time to delete this shit, Nephew
>>157308570Reffies are really good at tackling
my chargers are going to surprise you this season
>>157308586They're moving back to San Diego?
>>157308539All he had to do was sign or ask to get traded to the cowboys, and he could’ve gotten a ring for the next few years amd pair with the best qb!! Oh well! His loss! We dem boyz! How bout them cowboys! It’s our year!!
>>157308570Couldnt you construct a cheating scheme this way? have a guy in the booth up top watching plays, then calling down to someone on the sidelines to gesture if someone is open to the QBall the QB has to do is remember the timing of the routes at that point and not actually make a read
>>157308539No one, and I mean not a single person needs 6 (six) chairs at a kitchen counter.
When's the next preseason game?
>>157308597There isn’t time for that, QBs try to get the ball out in less than two seconds most plays
>>157308443If he was only an O line babby he wouldn't have had production lined up wide. Todd Haley wasn't an idiot he wasn't lining up James Connor or other RBs split out. Bell could create out of nothing even when guys like Pouncey or Villanueva missed time with injury his play didn't suddenly fall off a cliff. I watched basically every Steelers AFC North intra division game during those years he was the real deal
>>157308602probably a fully furnished rental
>>157308597>Asking a modern era one read QB to turn his sideways to make an additional second read in the middle of the playNever ever going to happen
>>157308586By getting eliminated in WC round perpetually?
>>157308611Shut up idiot everyone is tired of watching you fart with your fingers. Nobody wants to read your 5000 word essays that only prove how little you know ball
THKEEEYUP!
>>157308617>>157308607I mean the eye in the sky makes the read and the QB just watches the guy on the sideline for a gesture on who to throw to
>>157308591HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157308631thats still a read, retard.
>>157308631The up top would need to see it first, take the time to speak it to the sideline guy who would need to register what was said and formulate in his brain the right gesture to communicate to the QB. All would take around two seconds at minimum, it’s too longQBs are already mostly throwing routes instead of actually seeing open guys, that’s how they get the ball out so fast
>>157308624I dont need your help statmutt
>>157308631There's no way the guy in the booth can make the read, communicate it to the guy on the sideline, who then communicates it to the QB, who then has to make a throw. Average time from snap to throw in the league is under 3 seconds.
>>157308646*kisses you*
>>157308648>>157308640>>157308635okay maybe the guy in the booth has a bunch of different colored high power laser pointers that are color coded to each receiver and he shines it in the QBs eyes to notify him whos open
>>157308661The stadium security would see a laser pointing at the QB’s head and instantly snipe the source, killing him dead
>>157308661But what if your QB wears a visor?
>Shut up idiot everyone is tired of watching you fart with your fingers. Nobody wants to read your 5000 word essays that only prove how little you know ball
>>157308646Oops wrong vpn
>Jakking in 2026>Meme arrow in 2026
>>157308661Why are Mexicans like this?
Chiefs fans are valid. Chiefs fans are brave.
>>157308679Dont you ever get embarrassed about how easily people can sus you out on an anonymous forum, Statmutt?
>2026>still posting Walfas
>>157308689You think every Chiefs poster, of which there are at least 12 here, is “statmutt” and continue to believe you’re right even after being disputed. You are a retard who thinks he’s Sherlock Holmes
>>157308682and kiwi keeps bringing up COVID and the vaccine. if you consider he's in some time warp stuck in 2020, then it all makes sense
>>157308694>of which there are at least 12 hereId be surprised if there were more than 12 unique posters in the genny currently. >N-No, its not me!You are not fooling anyone here, statmutt
>>157308689Wrong person smartypants
Thursday, Friday, and Saturday are filled with preseason games. College football starts in like 2 weeks. We finally made it bros.
You guys ever lie awake imagining what a 4th spatial dimension would be like?
Edp bros how are we holding up
>>157308722no because its not possible
>>157308728Get back in the closet
30 minutes til it's beer o'clock Where my druksters @?
>>157308712Case in point, retardWe did a team strawpoll during an offseason last year or the year before, the top two teams were Chiefs and Packers with 12 responses each. Again, during an offseason. There is undoubtedly even more during the season. But you’re such a momma’s boy failson temporarily embarrassed genius that you detect “statmutt” by applying the term to anyone you suspect of being a Chiefs fan and then refusing to believe you could be wrong. Talking about embarrassing, YOU are an embarrassment, and the only reason you’re insulated from constantly facing the fact of your retardation on here is because it’s anonymous and you can delude yourself as much as you want.
>>157308733Im the real caleb williams, Im already out of the closet bro
>>157308736Bodied that imbecile. God Chiefs fans are so hot (I’m a sapiosexual)
not reading that statmutt
>Gets called out>Posts a massive meltykek such an easily gotten to KWAB
>>157308734My mother is also a day drinker.
how the FUCK is ballard still the GM? over 9 seasons he's never won the division or a playoff game
>flyovers arguing amongst themselves >us12's finna repeat
Case in point, retardWe did a team strawpoll during an offseason last year or the year before, the top two teams were Chiefs and Packers with 12 responses each. Again, during an offseason. There is undoubtedly even more during the season. But you’re such a momma’s boy failson temporarily embarrassed genius that you detect “statmutt” by applying the term to anyone you suspect of being a Chiefs fan and then refusing to believe you could be wrong. Talking about embarrassing, YOU are an embarrassment, and the only reason you’re insulated from constantly facing the fact of your retardation on here is because it’s anonymous and you can delude yourself as much as you want.
>>157307419Good grief, I thought that was the lions for a second.
>>157308762Kevin O'Connell is probably gonna try to pick him up and salvage his bussy
OFFICIAL NEW /nfl/ POLLREP YOUR TEAM NOWhttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm4r1mmga
>>157307419the uniforms are as bad as the stadium
>>157308762whats wild about this is that Richardson was very clearly shit. Cant stand retard GMs that try to out think the room on bad prospects and try to cover their ass by saying that hes a "project QB".Nigger, thats just soi double speak for BUST. YOU DRAFTED A BUST
>>157307429Never because they play in Buffalo
>>157308780Not clicking your gay link statmutt
>>157308762Bring back the orangutan
>>157308786it's hilarious how bad he is both on the field and in the locker room
>>157308780Some names seem different than the others
>>157308802kek, would be an improvement for several team's GMs
>>157308803And he was given millions of dollars abd generational wealth for this
>>157308792Chiefies already won faglord, now which of the two Chiefs fans here is the statmutt? Try not to cross your eyes
>>157308694i'm not even a chiefsfag and he thinks i'm statmutt kek, i'm an eagles/lions fanwhat a mindraped hombrecito
>>157308817>And he was given millions of dollars abd generational wealth for thisHes black so there is probably a 95 percent chance hes broke after spending his rookie deal on cars and chains
>>157308839You must select one of your shit teams in the poll fren
Da flu
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>>157308862middle school tier prose
rate. i think it's pretty realistic
>>157308884hahaha
>>157308884Youre not sweeping the vikings and youre not beating the Bills. Also you just know Manlove has already cooked up a hilarious late season loss against a shitter team on lock. Im thinking the Saints fit that description perfectly.
>>157308884The bet lines basically tell me you lose week 1
>>157308896the kangz are cooked and love is looking elite
>>157308914They arnt cooked at all. You simply dont get to play GayGay McSharty twice a year anymore. That nasty little goblin Murray may only be a top 18 QB, but thats still a massive upgrade.
>>157308884>>157308896>>157308899>>157308914Murray is actually a really good qb in September. They’ll go 5-2 or so and everyone will lose their minds over them until he naturally regress and/or gets hurt.
>>157308884Packers always have at least one inexplicable loss to a terrible team every season, I would bet it's either the Falcons or the Saints this year
>>157308884even if you go 10-7, i don't think that will be enough to make the playoffs
The San Fagsicko substation demon has run out of patience.YOU are tasked with selecting his next sacrifice. Who do you condemn? For me? Its gotta be Mike Evans.
Why do the 49ers own the Packers in the playoffs so much?
>>157308983Big v small market
>>157308983because the Packers are just the NFC Steelers. A mediocre team that sneaks into the playoffs every year but isnt any good. No team in the NFL has benefited more from the expanded playoffs then the Matt LaFleur lead Packers. Their last legit playoff appearance would have been 2021 without it for context.
>why does <non-jesterguild team> defeat <jesterguild> team in the playoffs
>>157309011That's the cowgoys.
Bustin Herbert doesn't deserve an NFL roster spot desu. Always struck me as more of a CFL guy
>>157309025The cowboys have actually won their division more recently than the packers have kek.
>>157308925>They arnt cooked at allSame guy who unironically believed in a JJ McCarthy dynasty btw
>>157308884WWWWLLWWWW-LWLWLLW
>>157309045Im not a vikings fan you silly bitch. I also never believed in McSharty, not even for a second.
i feel like the Vikings have an underrated potential of being a dumpster fire this year
>>157309082For me its the Ravens. Their coaching seems like such a coin flip.
>>1573088842-12-3 imo there's gonna be some Love induced melty's (by packturds fans)
has anyone picked up taysom hill yet? is this the end for him? where could he fit in with denver for one last hurrah with payton
>>157309161Honestly surprised he lasted as long as he did.
You all have no respect and you're about to find out.
>>157309161He's gonna be fine he earned roughly 62 milly rn. Considering his biggest actual contributions were as a special teams player rather than QB or TE. I still remember how crazy that 2019 playoffs game was with Hill playing one half and Brees playing the other. Don't think ive seen that since maybe the Sanchez-Tebow Jets era
>>157309082What gave you that idea?
>>157309164>>157309173he deserves a tenth year in the league
>>157309124Doesn’t surprise me that thie SHIT EATING RETARD doesn’t rate Love How is it possible to spend your life in /nfl/ and not know ball at all LMAO
>>157309167KWAB
>>157309199>can't detect b8 because she's so spastic KWABOAT
>>15730878010 ppl here this late is surprising to me
>>157309219>Haha I was just trollingBackpedaling faggot. I own you
>>157309237You realise a record of 2-12-3 would imply the Packers have 3 tie games right? Have you ever seen a team have 3 tie games in a single season? Fucking dumbass cazzie keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek worked into an absolute shoot on the chan
>>157308780>>157309233The enemy stirs yet....
>>157309247I can read your mind, Kiwi. I know what you're thinking. It's alright.
>>157309178I'm so glad I decided not to watch this game
>>157309285idk what it is but the Seahawks always beat the queens and iggles
Call da national Guard skeeeeeyip!
has the overall talent level in quarterbacks gone down?what i mean is can you really point to guys like stroud, drake maye, bo nix, caleb williams, etc and say they have a real understanding of how to pick apart a defense and win?or even the next level up, guys like lamar or josh allen? a lot of the time it feels like these guys are just doing improv
>>157309309not much the talents but more zoomer QBs want every throw to be a flashy highlights that goes viral. problem with this is defenses will adjust and it's why most of these guys choke in the playoffs and also why passing stats have gone to shit because they're using their talents instead of actually doing the boring parts of the QB position that wins games.previous generation QBs still had highlight throws but were more focused on winning so they would mainly take the boring throws the defenses were giving them instead of trying to get away with using their talent only. Brady & Manning had highlight throws but what made them greats was how they picked a part defenses before they even took a snap which now modern QBs seem to struggle doingoh and also >black QBsis a problem too
