No girls allowed>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleWe are at what should be the business end of the exciting Montreal ATP 1000. Instead due to Herr Gaudenzi's schemes matches will be anaemically dripfed over the next 4 days. Zoomer uprising in Canada.>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1e.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157269069
How do we stop the Hodar menace?
>no 90s player left in the drawWhat went wrong?
reinstalled topspin. Emma raducanu serve and volley pusher main.
>>157310086They grew up with people smoking inside. Their lungs are like those of 80-year-olds.
>>157310102Why do 80s players mog then?
>>157310123They started playing against 70's players, who lived in houses made of asbestos and were all addicted to cocaine. That toughened them up.
>>157310136Why were 90s players not toughened up by playing against the tough 80s players?
>>157310147Too busy playing N64 as a kid to practice
>>157310159>born too late to be transformed into asbestos warriors>born too early to vulture the post-big 3 eraGrim
Qrd On Andre Agassi?
>>157309386Ahhhh gentleman’s tennis. My favorite
6PM?!?!?!Why the fuck do these matches start so la- oh its monday.
>>157310227Pros:kino backhand and ballslapping playstyleachieved career grand slam with minimum vulturydogwalked prime Federer as an old man who couldn't movewell regarded autobiographyone of the kino backhands of all time versus nadalGOAT tennis anecdote that he could read Boris Becker's serve location by which way Becker pointed his tonguecons:Pigeonised by Samprasjorts Vultured a couple of weak AOs
>>157310246Nice thx, that's a top notch summary
Happy Johannus to those who celebrate!
>>157310398And to you Johann.
>>157310458Helpful to have his occupation written on his shirt>>157310227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G37WLcMbriQ
>>157310398Wish it was Sinner SundayBecause that's my funday
what did he mean by this
>>157310458Red sky at night, Johannus delight
I was born and raised on the ATP tour. My grandfather used to tell me stories about the Tiebreakman, an obese goblin from Brazil that appears whenever there's a big crowd of screaming spectators. He wins 6 games a set and lets his opponent win 6 games as well! I still have nightmares that he's trying to prolong another set.
>>157310962kek
Jodarthur Fils versus Rafils Jothur should be good, I might even watch it.
Having trouble finding this thread in the catalog fellas
>>157311132old thread was on page 7 and I was like oh shit better get a new upThen like 2 hours later I looked at the old thread and it was still on page 7
>>157311132Really? Was is challenging?
>>157309386corr dat the bangles
>Needs more time vs Needs more time>Snoozeri vs Cacashitma2 week masters were a mistake. 1 week on, 1 week off.
The 6 kangz slam should have one kang from each continent
>>157311602Who's representing Antarctica?
>>157311602For Evropa, BinnerFor Asia, BublikFor Australia, WaltonFor North America, FritzFor South America, FonsecaFor Africa, Lloyd Harris
Walton over De Minaur?
>>157311673I had typed out Flushed Away but then I couldn't help myself
>>157311662Interestingly, Cam Norrie was born in South Africa.
>>157311787Definitely the best player with South African heritage for sure.
>>157311799Blanderson erasure
For me? Sargis Sargsian.
annus pigeobilisdont have a player in mind just the phrase came to me
>>157311212Soccer and NFL seasons haven't started yet
>no tennis today and my only toilet is clogged
>>157311662>For Evropa, BinnerYes>For Asia, BublikYes>For Australia, Walton*Cruz Hewitt>For North America, Fritz*Tommy Paul>For South America, Fonseca*Cerundoodoo>For Africa, Lloyd HarrisFuck that, bring Kevin Anderson out of retirement
X-ray of my foot confirmed nothing is broken but beyond that the useless doctor had nothing more to say. Supposed to take painkillers (I won't) that will magically make me be able to walk again. Gonna have to go somewhere else.
>>157312779It's gout nigga get a blood test
>>157312894Nothing seems inflamed but I actually will if the next visit doesn't lead to anything either.
>>157312779On the bright side, you can now enter the wheelchair category at Wimbledon.
>>157312779>I won'tYou don't want to do the fent stance?
>>157312959Pinched nerve or something maybe
Saw Matteo's Berrettini on xitter :/
It's good to see that the board is back to comfy speedIn 20 days, tennis will return. I will be back then
>rain in montrealFUCK
It's 17 mins past start time why is the stadium empty
>>157314447When I made this post I was trolling but it seems it actually is raining. It appears once again I am the boy who cried JJ Wolf.
>>157313256Maybe you're actually right because at this point I'm running out of plausible explanations.
no one watch tennis any more nofuck yall
Rain delay?Thats crazy because it was raining in the DMV just now as well. Montreal and the Beltway are oddly linked weatherwise
Montréal, QC. 7pmA high risk of thunderstorms for the next 6 hours, risk diminishes through 2am-5am, then partly cloudy.
>>157314761where is tennis? tell me and I will watch. Where?
>>157312779>the useless doctor had nothing more to sayits insane how useless doctors are. imo replace all doctors with Ai and only train nurses. they do the real work anyway. Surgical doctors may remain but must retrained as skilled nurses rather than doctors.On a serious note, tell the fuck to recommend you to a physical therapist. They might have a better idea of whats actually wrong with your foot especially if they specialize in it. Viel Glück!
Death to 2 week masters, Death to Gaudenzi, Death to the east coast of North America, and Death to stratonimbus clouds.
>play suspended for the nightGrim
>cincinnati and montreal tomorrowlooks were getting 12+ hours of tennis tomorrow
>>157315128Thanks man. I hate going to the doctor for similar reasons but this time it's so bad I had no other choice. Was hoping I could just wait but it's not getting any better. Will post an update once I have hopefully found the real issue.
>>157315439>>157315563>>157315379we starve today to feast tomorrow
>>157315563There is no way Daniel Merida is still in this tournament.
>>157315461I have diagnosed your issue as a lack of sleep btw.
>>157309386Bro I was just listening to this song live. Truly a "no girls allowed post" as the song was written by prince.
>>157310551
>>157314579It’s possible that you tore a ligament. See a foot specialist.t. tore a ligament in my wrist without doing anything. X rays showed nothing and it wasn’t until I saw a specialist that it was diagnosed.
>>157315563Great now the Aussies can't watch Jodar/Fils kino >:(
>>157318182Same, it's sleeping time
Finally some good tennis today
>>157316944Torn ligament sounds plausible. I hope within the next 2 days I know what's actually going on. Thanks.
>>157319286>Kasse>next 2 dayslmao
>>157316944>tore a ligament in my wrist without doing anything.How does that happen?
>>157319686
>>157316944ligaments would be ultrasound or MRI test as well>>157319286dont exert any pressure on it or youll have completely fucked ligaments when healing
>>157319665Bist du privat versichert?
>>157319822No. That's why I know specialis appointments take months unless you get lucky or are willing to drive for hours
>>157312779You can even walk with a broken foot or torn ACL. So either you're a pussy or you should go to a hospital and do a MRI scan
>>157319834I've found offices not too far away that do emergency checks without appointments so I hope I can find one that at least gives me a rough idea of what's wrong. Leaning more and more towards torn ligaments because nothing seems infected from what I can tell.
>>157319834go to an emergency room. You might have to wait for 10 hours but they have the doctors and equipment to find out whats wrong. Just exaggerate about the urgency by not being a bitch faggot like this wta watcher >>157319849
>>157319879Don't quote me fat nigger, you got no clue about our health system. Is that understood, cocksucker?
>>157319899Ich bin Deutsch du Neger. Und hatte alles von gebrochenen Knochen, Bänderriss, Blinddarm und Weißheitszahnoperationen im Lande.
>>157319879That's pretty much the plan if I get told again to just take painkillers.
>>157319918>Weißheitszahnoperationen im Lande.Du bist nicht deutsch, du kannst nicht mal die Sprache. Bleib in den USA, mit all den anderen fetten Hurensöhnen
>>157319862Most ligaments injuries are easily detectable with ultrasound, maybe that will help you. But honestly, 1 minute using the internet would tell you that, maybe don't be an idiot and use your brain, if it isn't injured as well
>>157319947Obviously you can find all sorts of diagnosis instructions online, but the point is that nothing is clear at all. It could be something different for all I know. I'll stop filling this thread with my unrelated blogposting now. If I could think clearly I wouldn't follow 2 weeks masters, you know
>>157319686Still unsure to this day. Woke up with excruciating pain after going to sleep completely normal. Maybe I was abducted by ayylmaos
Time for dooderi. No more armchair physicians
Dardingleberri
finally SOME fucking tennis
Based Nagasaki
Sheesh, Burandono is seriously on fire.Or maybe Dardieri is just a shitter. Don't ask me.
Little known fact: Brandon Nakashima is a previous winner of the prestigious Next Gen championships
>>157320485Knew this also that fat Serb
>>157320485So far it hasn't exactly been a recipe for greatness. And it seems to be getting worse
>>157320531Alcarazz? Sinper? Who are those losers? If they were any good they would be playing in Montreal right now.
>>1573205462 out of 8 isn't a decent rate. Everyone else is a fraud or still on fraudwatch
>>157320531>>157320573It becomes a whole lot more impressive when you include the runner up column
"Me tragan las patas, boludo!"Ah. Italian is such a beautiful language...
>>157320531>Chung HyeonAND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLMY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I can see Dooderi scamming his way into the YEC
>>157320781Why wasn't he smart enough to dodge military service?
Meh. Wasn't impressed with either player. Bring the real dishes now!
>>157320899Based
>>157320963spanish humour is wack
what streams in the OP if any are we favouring
fuck y'all
Joder will develop into one of these serve delay players like Rafa, Novax and Zverev
Real ones are watching Svajda take on the Good Manufacturing Practices right now
Joseph of Darimatheais this a good one
>>157321097Wasting as much time as possible between points while not getting punished for it is sadly going to stay a modern part of tennis especially as the calendar keeps getting stuffed.
>>157321096jod on
>>157321003>>157321096tennisonline should work
freestreams is working, no one else use it
The problem is at this point in the tournament you have lost all memory of earlier stages of the event and there is no sense of momentum or continuity
Arthur Fils more like Arthur FAILS
>>157321190Who wants to watch shitters like Brandon and Merida though, seriously
>>1573211902 weeks also makes it way more likely to be interrupted by rain at points. Everything about it is a total disgrace.
>>157321129No>>157321199This is a good oneKeep it simple
>>157321129Alejandro Jodarowskyis this a good one
>Ballboys onlyThey are aware
>>157321255I like it
I will never rate Fails. Poor man's Rune
>>157321289Fils can get a girl's number, though.
>>157321297Holgpologize
bruh the stands are 70% emptyI don't get how this sport makes money
They can darken the streams to Mordor levels but filtering out the annoying squeaking shoes is too much?
>>1573212892022 Rune, now that was a playerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Yob5MwHKw
>>157321345What's the endgame of darkening the footage?
I never rated Arthritis Fils
Jermanos...
>>157321363China and India tournaments will look normal
cam on Sonfils
Svajdadoubters?
>>157321419not now
Delete this fucking sport
>no jumbrella
>>157321442You jinxed it
>play suspendedFUck that noise
>one of the 14 prestigious tournaments>no roof on your center courtAre Canadians poor?
This drought here would not have happened if we had at least a 250 on right now
>>157321502I think Montreal has recently confirmed a new tournament location with at least one roofed court
>>157321205Gaudenzi est un criminel de guerre.
>>157321489this was worse>>157321205
Now what?
>>157321545Isn't saying that something is likely to happen and then it happens the opposite of a jinx?
>>157321554Don't worry guys, we can still tune into uhh Lajovic vs Bonzi in Cincy
I should have bought more beer
>Roger Federer Is No Longer A Billionaire After On Shares Slump kwab
oh thank god its raining. i thought it missed the jodar match
>>157321320i hate how girls are just female versions of their brothers. Makes sex with girls gay.
>it's raining in Cincinnati as welllol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD9I4L5klGo
>>157321736that not at all what he listened to in the movie
>>157321263Does this mean we're bound to get our own pederasty Russianon
match seems to be starting again
>>157321688wtf are you on about?
They're walking back on court and shit
So how tall is Jodar really because its not 6'3
Im all of the last 7 posts
>>157321783true GAME ON
Guess you could call all this waiting around, Waiting for Jodar
my hoedar is going off
>>157322071Peeps checked out after the rain desu
Whoa! Is Fils finally becoming the player he was supposed to be before the back injury?
Jodar Jodar Jodar
Radar for hoes is DESTROYING
>>157322215I'm begging you please don't strike my girl
Filsbros....
really snoring match nglI miss Fonz
Is Fils fat or is Jodar skinny.One isn't atheltic thats for sure.
>>157322339Fils looks flacid, it's the samoan genes
Fils sucks lol
>>157322339>Is Fils fatThis is how I feel about Darderi. He's oblong shaped but not fat
>Commentators calling Jodar passionate and loving the game.Dude is as emotionless calm as Sinner>>157322353Hes not african black?!
>>157322339he just has a like thick midsection while jodar is quite skinny
>>157322374Ever since I saw that Wawrinka is actually ripped underneath his shirt and not fat I am in total doubt
Why is Fils a crowd favorite again?
fils bad man
KINO KINO KINO
>>157322404its easily the type of body that if you werent working out to be a pro athlete you would be some 250+ pounds fatass
I cant be the only one who noticed the sweat shape on fils shorts rear end
>>157322474bumwash
Another point for the racket smashing camp
>>157322518Sometimes you feel frustrated during a match, vent some frustration somehow, get it out of your system, and start playing better.
>>157322451Damn look at that ass
>>157322536I don't buy it. They should stop.
>>157322549Some break rackets, others beat the crap out of ballgirls. It's all fine.
>>157322549You'll live
buck status?
>>157322536bullshit. its just weak. throw your racket around like a normal human; dont smash it.
Yay! Jodar won
Good on him- sad for Fils, too. This deserved to be a semis match at the very least.
Can't tell if Whoredar is balding or that's just the zoomer haircut
Fils arms are twice as big as Jodar's but can't even come close to hitting the ball as hard.
What do we do for an hour?
>>157322759ahem!*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*
>>157322771Tap this ass
>>157322820Calm down
not watching the other games.ill wait till jodar tomorrow like any sane man
Ben is so dreamy
Yakub Menshit
This man's sick
are there other sports out there that pause while one player takes a dump?
>>157323423Maybe another of the racquet sports?
Menshit is a psyop
they should show a bit (a lot) less of benny's face, especially in slow-mo
It'll be Jodar - Shelton in the finals innit
>>157323508But seriously, what did he meme by this?
Mensik was shit today
>Merida Shelton and Jodar are the new big 3Tenis is kil No
at what level does he finally evolve into educated tien?
>>157324089Wins a Masters
It must be so fun to be a Spanish tennis fan and have carlos, jodar, and Merida all ready to dominate the sport for the next decade
Will sinner pull out of the uso? Why would he miss both masters if he isn’t really injured?
Finals POWER RANKING>Jodar vs BenBig hitting, big points, big vamos and COME ON, would be electrifying>Jodar vs TienTien would dogwalk Jodar with his superior big Asian brain. Or Jodar would just steamroll with his insane power>Nakashima vs BenOnly worth watching to watch Ben double bagel this nigga for the title>Nakashima vs TienNobody wants to see more than one Asian dude on the court at a time
>>157327122>a Sp*niard>a mutt>two gooksUh oh... who we picking /gaytp/?
>>157327343At least Shelton is half-white.
Let's look at the Cincinnati draw>Last Direct Acceptance: Tsitsipas, StefanosOf course Gayreeks are late as always
>>157327616Bottom half
>>157327618>unmotivated Novak vs ArnaldiAbsolute barn burner
>>157327616>fery is a seed at a real tournament We need a final solution for the seagull problem.
>>157327616>Landaluce - DraperI've never been more excited for anything in my life.
>>157310246Think the reading serve location was just made up for aura, theres no way you could see where Becker was pointing his tongue from other side of court
>>157328573Some good rising player should start arguing that he could read people's serves based on the amount of times they bounce the ball in order to stop people from bouncing the ball for 2 hours before serving.
>>157328573Becker corroborated it didnt he? How far does the aura farm conspiracy go?
>>157328573on rec level i could see where the guy would look and that's where he would serve. you can absolutely do that. i figured it out cause i also look at the spot where i plan on serving
My ligaments seem to be just fine. Seems like it's some weird nerve-related issue. I think >>157313256 was right. Good call. Even if I'm not sure if it's technically pinched in medical terms. Have to do some kind of nerve therapy and hope things get better. Thanks for the advice, guys. Sorry again for blogposting.
>>157328692Who can stop these Spaniards?
If you were from Pinsk you’d be a Pinsk nerd with a pinched nerve
>>157328884That much is obvious but if Sinner decided to start a tournament in San Francisco he could call "Jannik! At The 'Cisco"
Serbs want to ethnically cleanse this, wtf
I meant Croats
>can't even get his schizo post right
>>157329101He he he he he he he he he he he
Please don’t post that dog eyed trollop here
Solar eclipse bros how we feeling? Pretty cloudy out
>>157329377I'm going to make a point of not even acknowledging it exists just to feel superior to all the normies.
>>157329377Are you in the path of totality?
Fuck wrong one I had the right file first time
New business idea: 2 week long solar eclipses
>>157329654Yeah your mom's due to walk by in about half an hour
Beautiful skies here in Surrey. No clouds. In the garden. Shall enjoy the eclipse.
Didn’t realize we will have 2 masters main rounds at the same time tomorrow. This isn't right
Does /atp/ rate Aguilera's skills?
New business idea: 2 week long challenger tournaments
>>157330273He looks like Bopanna
>>157330273>Does /atp/ rateNo
>>157327634Surely it’s time for novax to win a masters against these meme opponents
>>157330273I would pull out my gun and shoot the other guy if he made me run around the court like that
>>157328692im okay with this
Can't even not see the sun since my apartment faces eastwards
Just wore 2 pairs of sunnys, fuck the woke mafia telling you to wear meme glasses
Feels like watching the official ATP feed
>>157330516I like this meme
>>157330516kek
>>157330569jej
>>157329133I would cleanse her ethnicity iykwim
Go play tennis myself at 7-9pm (ill have to leave her at 6) or stay, be lazy and watch Jodar at 6?
>>157330849You live an hour away from the tennis rink?
>>157330879yeah
>>157330885Far out
>>157330939radical
Hilarious how even Cincinnati is raining all day
Yeah im gonna go play
The best time to play is after it rains. Not only does it feel like you're swimming, but on clay the ball doesn't bounce fast and rallies go on forever
>>157331664ahahha if it just werent that 99% of courts in North America were hard court though
>>157331732Plenty of clay where I am :v)
>>157331778go ahead. doxx yourself
>>157329133Don't post lazyeye here, she's ugly and even more shit than Emma
>>157328866All that drama for a pinched nerve, you're really soft as a girl
>>157331784My name is Roland Garros
>>157331784one of the few places with har-tru
>>157330966tubular
Is there anything worse than logging back onto gaytp after 2 hours and the most recent post is one of your own honking posts
>>157332069righteous
>>157332611I was just wondering where a nigga can live 1 hour from the tennis rink (yes I really like tennis rink I’m gonna force it)Bro is in deepest Kansas
>>157332820The DMV probably, I’d say.
Up and at 'em
I missed a lot of matches because they were in the middle of the nightNow I stay up all night only for the matches to be in the morning but now I need to sleep
But seriously, is Jodar a future slam winner?
>>157333007He can probably make a deep run at Eastbourne
>>157333035Really liking this Eastbourne meme lol
The big three...Since Carlos is replaced by another spaniard, is it Sindar (like cinder) or Joder?
>>157332949Harrisburg ahh nigga
>>157333128
>>157333107>Wimbledon>RG>MarrakeshFind the outlier
>>157330281I like the way you think kid. You got what it takes to be my right hand man?
Nakashima is kinda old to still be getting acne fr
They might want to break this tie
New idea for tiebreaks: Play one point per day over the course of 2 weeks
>>157333391Eh it happens>t. late 20s and still get it frequently, but not as much as him
Jodarshians?
>>157333499He can't handle the heat... Needs to lash out at someone to cool down
The American big 3>Nakashima>Shelton>Svajda
Based woman respecting samurai
>>157333508They should put up scarecrows next to the benches the players can beat up to let out frustrations
wtf jodars mom looks like that??
I take back everything I said about Nakashitty
The netGOD has decided
if he gets broken here its joever
More like GOATashima
He's a
Oh no Jodar is kiLL
Big Ben already up on TienHAHGAYYYY
Was the Jodar game good?Tiebreak makes it seem it was close
Remember when Jodar was good? What a couple of weeks it was.
Damn totally missed it
>>157335000Nah, Naka was always in control, with Jodar chasing desperately.Both semis were a waste of time. Hopefully it's a good final, though.
america owns canada
