ArsenalAfter completing Guimarães, they explored alternatives following a failed pursuit of Vinícius Júnior (who extended at Real Madrid). Links included contact over Barcola, possible interest in Kenan Yıldız (Juventus), Ferran Torres (Barcelona), and defensive options (e.g., Cristian Romero of Tottenham reportedly eyeing a move).6254edThe IndependentManchester CityRodri future: Major saga. Barcelona made an opening bid (~£38–45m range, rejected); City seeking significantly more (reports of £60–80m territory). Rodri (in the final year of his contract) preferred Barcelona over Real Madrid. Real Madrid had earlier interest but the player leaned toward Barça. City publicly preferred to keep him under Enzo Maresca.fff635ESPNOther links: Interest in Lille midfielder Ayyoub Bouaddi (personal terms reportedly agreed in some reports).Manchester UnitedInterest in young talents: Club Brugge full-back Joaquín Seys (~£30m valuations, also linked to Arsenal/Aston Villa) and Leicester teenager Louis Page. Ongoing Marcus Rashford situation (options including abroad or possible reintegration).c0e98cMirrorOther notable linksAston Villa: Enquiry about Endrick (Real Madrid, possible loan after his Lyon spell); talks over João Palhinha (Bayern Munich), with Newcastle also interested.615671The GuardianTottenham / Everton / Crystal Palace: Various smaller links, including possible swap ideas (e.g., involving Dwight McNeil/Brennan Johnson) and interest in departing players like Cristian Romero or Conor Gallagher.
At least this one has some news
LOL arsenal aren't getting ferran, very dumb rumours
>>157311003The bait thread does too, van Dijk saying this is a transition season is literally news, he said it today. You need to be more objective and wake up before 3pm every day.
>>157310988what the fuck do spuds see in mcneil that they don't see in johnson? they're both gash
>>157310988>>157311009Was Ferran Torres the one that one was at City for like a year and a half? I thought he was pretty decent. What happened to him at Barcelona? Also I think he's pretty much set to go to PSG.
>>157311017johnson went to palace 6 months ago who are now swapping him with everton for mcneil
>>157311009He's almost off to PSG. Not sure where that link came from. We'll get Yildiz.
>>157311025when the frick did johnson move?what the fuck do palace see in mcneil that they don't see in johnson? they're both gash
>>157311023>Was Ferran Torres the one that one was at City for like a year and a half? I thought he was pretty decent. What happened to him at Barcelona? >Also I think he's pretty much set to go to PSG.He became gay. Don't look at his world cup celebration pics
>157311014>The bait thread does too, van Dijk saying this is a transition season is literally news, he said it today. You need to be more objective and wake up before 3pm every day.>Mantroony already seething Kek
>>157311014>early kickoffsutter woke nonsense
Livertranny refuses to look at pure facts.Jota was speeding van Dijk said this upcoming season was the transition season Liverpool fans crushed their own
>>157311042>>157311014.>>Mantroony already seething >Kekthat part
ooo now it's getting...
>>157311028should've keep trossard he was unironically the best player at arsenal, carried Belgium during the world cup
>>157311068Don't really hear much about the World Cup anymore. What happened?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!
>carried Belgium Belgium crashed out in the quarter finals
>>157311073dude it's being heckin memoryholed!!!
>>157311009
Liverpool are facing a transition season Source: their captain
>>157311080>>157311068What happened to Belgium
>>157311091let's just say......life gave Belgium Lammens
>>157311068He was good for Belgium but if you use the 'big stats' programs, Tzolis or however it is spelled is basically a 1:1 for Trossard but with better finishing.
>>157310988Lukaku to arsenal
>>157311101warra trophy
retard
>Liverpool have made an inquiry in their attempt to recruit Fikayo Tomori. Tomori has refused transfer moves in the past at Milan and needs an appealing option to be convinced to leave. At Andoni Iraola's Liverpool, Tomori may be a squad player and would compete with summer signing Jeremy Jacquet and inbound Barcelona loanee Ronald Araujo to start alongside Virgil van Dijk.
'big stats' program trophy is better than bruno's player of the season btw
which heckin awesome ngubu is your team gonna sign next lads?
who had the best and worst transfer window so far ?
>>157311146I didn't say it was a trophy, retard. I said that whatever that guys name is has basically the same performance as Trossard so it's hardly some terrible loss for Arselols. Why are you being such a weird cunt when discussing players and performances and trying to make it about something it isn't?
You'd think last season was the transition season for Liverpool Bedding in some very very very very VERY expensive flop signings and finishing fifth despite being debatable champions the season before But nope. The captain has demanded that belief ceases immediately as the season which is about to start is the transition. The one with the former Fulham manager at the helm
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYY???
>>157311258Kek why are they so zesty
>>157311258Liverpool fans are so gay
>>157311258>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYY???Kek that part x
>>157311258>"entertains" your child on a disney cruise
>>157311155best: spurs
>>157311258I'm predicting this post causes a liversissy dilation episode
why don't you retards see a thread through to the end
>>157311343life is better when you dont stress about the little rules ;)
>>157311258Jej>>157311343Liversissy melty usually. Van Djik said Liverpool is "transitioning" so obviously /sp/ must pay.
>>157311343because a lot of our top tier posters hold back their A+ posts when they see a thread running out of race track
>>157311258Straightest Liverpool FC fan
alright somebody post wobblehausen
>rejected by hojbjerg
>>157311343early troonybake
>>157311258Lmao you know this is going to make liversissy post and then samefag until he has more replies. Stop bullying the mentally ill scouser kek.
>>157311258Kek
Mantroony loony have a biblical breakdown aha xHis thread must've been SNUBbed aha x
>>157311422KEK true now he's same fagging his own tikkytokDave dilation hours!
>>157311258fuck sake
>>157311258He looks like he's between days 2 and 3 of an amphetamine bender
>>157311258The eyes don't lie, Chico.
"Tranny season" - Virgin Van Dike
>>157311629fact check: he did in fact say this
Did Liverpoo sign anyone?
>>157311638They got snubbed by Diomande
>>157311570Another flopped thread!Another dilation eppy!
>>157311649Brvtal
Lol mantroony has resorted to copying everyone's jokes about him
Man named jacket...
Liversissy and Mantroony bickering like an old gay couple
>>157311258Good heavens
>>157311258Dios mio...
>
>>157311770you're going to need to find 6 or 7 (no pun intended) tiktoks of a specific gay gooner and post it 6 or 7 (pun HEAVILY intended this time hehe) times per thread for this to make waves
HUGE Devon derby tonightVICIOUS game
>>157311770they call them the gay gooners
>>157311770blimey, can see why they would get snubbed repeatedly
>Kane set to extend his contract at Bayern MunichAlso whats going on with Newcastle, first rejected by Hojberg, now Palhinha is in talks with Aston Villa?>>157311028Arsenal already wanted to sign him but then he extended his contract, hes not leaving Juve anytime soon>>157311028
Dear oh dear, Dave's thread got snubbed and he's been having a hissy fit ever since. Almost feel sorry for the fella.
>>157312018well mantroony is pretty gay and lonely after all
>>157311258He's gonna gobble it
My Tottenham Hotspurs :)))
Did someone say gobble?
>>157312091Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this
>>157312091KEK HOWLING I WAS WAITING FOR THAT
>>157311258That's a banger. Would take a lot of samefagging to beat this post.
>>157312091are all man united fans like this? there's a thread about them on the board
>>157312115They're called man United because they're gaysodomizing is devilry and they have a devil on the badge
>>157312091>(EXCITING NEWS) Mantroony is going to Slovenia to gobble the Slovtroon and he's elated about it!
>>157312091HAHAHAHAHHAHA fruity lil bugga ;)
heard full strength pool got raped by monaco b
Everybody dilate, it's time to poo nowWe got a real jam goin' downWelcome to the Troon Jam (Troon Jam, Jam)Here's your izzat, do your pizzat at the Troon Jam, alright (alright, alright)
>>157312204Oh my!
>>157312136i can tell they're excited, gay wedding soon at old trannord mayhaps?
>>157312204Kek fuck sake
dont get this latest one
>>157312204me when my manny united signs another black player :3
Are the club paying for the operation or does he have to fund it himself out of the 500k they give him every week?
>>157312253VirginTransDyke
>>157312204KEK I'm singing this out loud
my oh my what is wrong with dutch people
>>157312272Matthijs de Lopt his willy off?
>>157312277afraid so, it's said that Michaela Carrick is VERY supportive
>>157312091mummy let the bad man fly!
>>157311570>Mantroony loony have a biblical breakdown aha x>His thread must've been SNUBbed aha xyeah it was lollllz xx
Liverpool sign Araujo So who is this cunt
>>157312297@GROK is this true
>>157311343Those "rules" are from when this site was mostly white.
>>157312363okay abdi
>>157312349Pretty quick and sturdy one on one but gets exposed in a highline.I also remember him getting a lot of dumb red cards in big matches for Barca.
>>157312369Why would a muslim immigrant in Sweden make that post? What's even the logic here?
>>157312377yeah he's a confidence player but niggas were calling him the best in the world a few years ago before he bottled against psg doubt he'll recover but not a bad option for a sub, they still need an actual good defender though
whats that i smell
>>157312383wallahi bro mashallah brother abdi
>>157312395a somali (on break from his deliveroo run)
>>157312253lol hes seething
>>157312395smells like a snub... but where, to whomst...
Abditroony.
>>157312223don't worry, he'll switch his VPN and pretend others do.
Arrojo SNUBbed Manure?!?!
>>157312441must be, don't know why else the tranny from manny would be upset
>Manchester United have accelerated efforts to sign Adam Wharton from Crystal PalaceUnironically a good signing.
>>157312434
>Manchester United have identified Jorge Salinas as a key target to strengthen their defense. The club's attempt to interfere with Barcelona’s move for Jorge Salinas has encountered a difficulty, as Racing Santander manager Jose Alberto has insisted the defender has no desire to leave this summer. Jorge Salinas has a €16m release clause.
>>157312441manny tranny bros...
>>157312471>he knows the siteBASED KNOWER.
>We got Chadujo on REDUCED WAGES and NO LOAN FEE
>>157312471>>157312479FUCKING HELL LOLMT in the mud after the confirmation of a SNUB by TF
In transchester they call that website trannyfeed aka Dave's timeline
>>157312512Keep the based site a secret, don't want you know who finding it.
>>157312471>90minlolwhy would either buyern or the old lady be interested in araujoLast time there were credible reports from guys like Ornstein was when both Tuchel and Allegri were coaches there
>>157312470>>157312457>Manchester United have been snubbed by Ederson, Tchouameni, Tonali, Bruno G, Anderson, Hjulmand et al. and now are signing black playersI'm scared.
>the old lady
Wharton.... More like.... Hehe.... Wha... Hehe.... Whar...Hehe.... Whart...Hehe.... Whartro..Hehe.... Whartroon! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157312537Oh I get it because he's part black.
>>157312471see >>157312460
>>157312520This site?https://www.transferfeed.com/
>>157312567Hehe you fell for my trick....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this thread is devoid of any substance, a gaggle of fucking brainless geese recycling the same tired memes time and time againits pathetic, you are the reason this site is dying
>>157312609190 needs attention since the e-simp humiliation and since he is 'known' to /brit/, he comes here.
>>157312471>manny tranny bros...great, now you caused him to have another mental breakdown
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157312609nah it's the Indian simps that are killing the site like the ones that spam the winter olympics bugs
>>157312500Did you ever watch him actually play?
Wharton is unironically good.
>>157312629>>157312471It's not even funny, even a washed up po palah outplayed both the players he's having a melty over
Carabao Cup draw>Birmingham City vs Brentford>Chelsea vs Luton>Plymouth Argyle/Exeter City vs Coventry City>Fulham vs AFC Wimbledon>Ipswich Town vs Leicester City>Tottenham Hotspur vs Charlton Athletic>Preston North End vs Everton>Stoke City vs Hull City>Newcastle vs West Bromwich Albion>Nottingham Forest vs Leeds United
>>157312471I feel bad for them. Countless SNUBs this window and now the tranny from manny is going back to history. Sounding like Liverpool fans 20 years ago constantly going on about history.
>>157312524Was it that or this >>157312471 that hurt mantroony
>>157312674>Carabao Cup'int tha the cup tha yanited got battered by arr Grimsby in?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157312712aye a fink so aha x
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm gonna have to take a break, I can't fucking breathe here.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I see mantroony is taking the SNUBbening well KEK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157312827it's only united shitters he's posting, he'll do hojlund and antony next
>>157312471tranny from Manny didn't like this one bit!
>Endrick stays: Real Madrid has put a stop to the loan of the Brazilian player, who was being pursued by Roma and Aston Villa. Mourinho is counting on him. The player accepts the challenge presented by the manager.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157312868No Big Endrizzy?
this is a really high quality thread by the way
Mad how ABUs are the most sane users of this board.Mantroony has gone full schizo recently.
>>157312533Kek
>>157312941i can cosign that
>>157311258Kekd
>>157312941I don't understand what set him off just now?
next season’s top 61.City2.Arsenal3.Villa4.Bournemouth 5.United6.Chelsea
>>157312924Him staying at Halal is retarded, he will get no minutes there this season, joining gud ebening man would have been the best choice
>>157313063Yeah City will totally win the league with a Reijnders-Anderson-Bouddidi midfield bro
>>157313103Reijnders is offNico Gonzalez is Rodri's replacement
West Ham sign Solomon from Tottenham
>>157313296Apparently he did really well for Leeds in their promotion season so I guess it's better than depending on Cornet
>>157313296Let's see the replies to the announcement posts:https://xcancel.com/WestHam/status/2086875253746074031https://xcancel.com/WestHam/status/2086878998647234880Oh dear.
>>157313296That's about his level I'd say
>>157313486oy vsy
>Evangelos Marinakis is suing Crystal Palace for a banner unfurled by their fans depicting the Nottingham Forest owner holding a gun to midfielder Morgan Gibbs-White's head.>Marinakis' lawyers lodged the defamation claim in the High Court on Monday, with CPFC Limited listed as one of the two defendants.>The banner, seen during a 1-1 Premier League draw between the two sides at Selhurst Park last August, read: "Mr Marinakis is not involved in blackmail, match-fixing, drug trafficking or corruption."https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/czjlwe90py7o
>>157312868The challenge presented by the manager is to wait until January to go on loan. Couldn’t get into the team before and now they’ve signed a new ST and RW.
>open /epl/>quickly scroll through pure unfiltered mental illness>make this post>close tabmaybe next time
On a serious note, why do Liverpool keep getting snubbed and why can't Iraola win a friendly?
>>157314287been an awful night in Transchester
>>157314150kek what a rattled obese greek bitch>>157314287yep, you gotta filter them sadly. even then this shithole is barely usable
>>157313486Don't think west ham fans mind this signing, seems mostly rival fans offended.Glad someone posted the f"ree palestine and west ham" picture though.
>>157314287If you filter the words tranny, mantroony, liversissy etc the thread becomes just about useable
Top bants
Such a shit time for Ugarte to get a heavy injury, United could pawn him to Newcastle now
Newcastle don't want Manure shitters. Players will even snub Manure to go and play for Newcastle.
Has anybody seen Liversissy?
>CF Montreal agree deal to sign Alexis Sánchez on a free transfer, here we go!
>>157315482HOLY KINO FINALLY A STAR PLAYER FOR >US
as it stands liverpool can't sign for more foreigners
We said no to giving Konaté £300k a week + a signing on fee…Then went and got Araújo who is exactly the same profile of defender and age, for roughly half of what Konaté wanted us to pay him.And Araújo can play RB. And he’s desperate to prove himself and eager to play for us.Richard Hughes has smashed it out of the park here.
>now indotranny is having melty about liverpool at work
liverpoolfags really think this is too soft for penalty LMAO
>>157315541How is this not a problem with Chelsea??
>>157315631he's deranged
>>157315743Van Djik is transitioning this season
>>157315837they have strasbourg to push away the unwanted
Who is the next Salah?
>Hojbjerg said no to Newcastle>Palhinha prefers a move to Villa instead
>>157316284Bukayo Saka (Salah is better than Cristiano Ronaldo ever was in the Prem and Starboy is on his journey there)
Yes sir I do believe that Bukrappo Sucka's hammies are made from warm After Eights
Chelsea need to focus on outgoings so they can sign more top players for their squad
Bournemouth will create another £120 million player out of thin air next summer
>>157317519maybe Bournemouth will or maybe it was iraolas coaching of truffert, kerkez, huijsen, semeyo etc
i think it'll be so fucking funny if west ham don't get promoted next season
>>157317519Alex Scottthis window though....
so apparently for next season championship, they're expanding the play-off to include teams finishing 7th and 8th
>>157317625What is supposed to be the sporting rationale behind that?
>>157317638they watched NBA making play-in games to accommodate aging lebootie james to still be able to play in playoff and thought they wanted some of that
>>157317646Are we talking about Messi and the MLS?
>>157317646So there's no sporting reason
If Rodri is so elite, why did City fall apart at the Bernabeu
>>157317848Valverde did a madness
>>157317850Also interestingly City beat Real Madrid at the Bernabeu last season in their first game in the group stage 2-1 with no Rodri in the squad and with Nico G playing instead
There was Clap 4 NHSNow get on your doorstep and bang your pots and pans for trans rights (make Mantroonys night)
>>157317744to give a slight incentive for stoke city to get better than the annual 15th finish
>>157317889jej
>>157313063really don't see how Chelsea finish lower than 2nd next season
>>157313063Replace Bournemouth with Brighton and this is correct
>>157317625I thought the club owners agreed to change it to top 3 go up
If Enzo Fernandez had a triple digit IQ he'd probably feel so much shame and embarrassment for the way he and his agent behaved over the past few months. All that just to say at Chelsea. Would be funny if Chelsea don't even renegotiate a contract but that would be in such bad faith
who gives him a chance
>>157317903this but man united
>>157317921
>>157317931I feel like United's finish last season was more of a function of the other top teams self destructing than it was Carrick figuring something out but maybe. They have a good team
>>157317940man city are hard to predict under a new manager and rodri leaving may significantly weaken themi also don't know if arsenal will be strong enough physically or mentally to win more PL, you'd think with these preseason games there's already so many doom and gloom with the lack of exciting new signingsliverpool will definitely be fucked for a while because their lack of stamina and still be forced to play 2 games a weeki don't really rate chelsea so far because their new additions are mostly for veteran presence and some unknown youth but this time it's with disgruntled cancerous enzo being the elephant in the room xabi needs to addresswill never rate about >spuds and i dont believe they'll magically get fixed from finishing 17th twice in a row despite their massive backing to de zerbi, a manager known to implode out of nowhere and suddenly fuck off i'm very biased but united with just 1 more midfielder and 1 new left back should go far because as it stands they're just a couple injuries away from starting the fletchers or diego leon lol lmao.
>#mufc are looking at opportunities in the striker market [@lauriewhitwell]my out-of-the box transfer that can come out of nowhere is zirkzee being loaned out to juve and united see nicolas jackson as his replacement, chelsea no longer give a shit about him so it's a matter of hitting the right price (just like they did it with andrey santos) and maybe some competition with villa (he's linked to them but they still have both watkins and tammy so who knows)
>>157310988>Leicester teenager Louis Pagei was under impression that he was still an academy player but turns out he's been featured 18 times in their championship campaign (in which they got relegated again) so at least he's had some experience in senior football even more than when united signed ayden heaven, so lowkey this is their actual 3rd midfield signing lmao
We are at that stage of the year where Manure fans are starting to have false hope that their mediocre team can actually win things.
>>157318204They won the same amount as Livershit last season m8 (fuck all)Neither will win anything this season either
Swap confirmed
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>157317524fully believe Bournemouth aren't actually as well run as people think they are, they just struck gold with Iraola.
>Celtic have agreed a deal to sign Real Oviedo winger Haissem Hassan. Fee is £6m up front with £3m in add-ons. time to rewatch his insane performance against the Argies
>>157318440And now Liverpool have found out he was pyrite all along.
>Romelu Lukaku to Fenerbahçe, here we go! Green light from Napoli as club to club agreement has been reached.>New bid revealed last night worth over €6m has been accepted, Lukaku has also agreed all terms.
>Nobel Mendy deal, completed and agreed for Hull City after new talks with Rayo Vallecano over details.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bara_Sapoko_Ndiaye>moving straight from gambia to munichActually insane
>Excl: Myles Lewis-Skelly has been offered to #CFC following Arsenal's signing of Bruno Guimaraes. No indication yet on whether Chelsea will make a move but 19yo has long-term interest from Blues.
Who is the bigger SNUB:>Vini turning down Arsenal after AFTV made videos hyping him>Hojberg turning down Newcastle
>>157318614Arsenal, because Hojberg is a known retard
>>157318611The newly reformed Boehly won't be tempted by another young talented blackman
>Verbal agreement in place between Sheffield United and Manchester City for new loan deal for Kalvin Phillips.
>>157319041Such an unlikeable lad but his drop off has been remarkable
Adama traore is a free agent
>>157319083Would have to be desperate to sign him
>>157318614>sell 3 of their best players including their captain>right who shall we replace them with to appease the fans and show them we're a real club >um you remember HojbjergIts genuinely dire at newcastle
>>157319041Newcastle couldve used him
This thread is fully just dave arguing with like 2 other schizos (1 of which is also dave), huh?
Are you dave or the other schizo?
i would've been a schizo too if my name was dave lmfao
>>157313296wasn't there an absolute banger of a post the other day about this?
>>157319095He's not even PL standard any longer
>>157319183kek found it
>>157319041What the fuck is going on with his forehead?
its bomba tuesday
>157319183>157319214Jesus Christ you're fucking sad
>>157319230if the reference has gone over your head just ask and someone will explain
sounds like a certain post went over a certain someone's head
>>157319238>"randombanger.png">it's clearly his own post given the badly cropped Canadian flag and awful attempt at anti-humourI'd say this was some sort of reverse troll gimmick, but the failed stand-up comedian is trying far too hard for that to even be a possibility.
Who will perform better? Mcneil at Palace or Brennan at Everton? I looked at Mcneil's stats last season seems like he got benched a lot hence the decrease in output. Why did moyes no longer rate him?
>>157319288McNeil for Palace, clearly something's badly up for Johnson if Palace were happy to let him move on after six months.
>>157319041Still funny how le top-tier manager Poop spent 60 mils on him just because he could. And then realized he doesn't really have any real need for him and started shipping him off like a whore
>>157319288baffling move. everton transfer business is always terrible
>>157319329Whole point was to cripple Leeds and send them down, which it did. Same goes for many other transfers over the years.
>>157319340Why would Shitty be interested in sending down Leeds out of all clubs?
>>157319345They can't have any club threaten the Slop Six, which under Bielsa it looked like they would.
>>157319345Look what they did to full strength pool last week.
>Understand Iliman Ndiaye has decided not to proceed with Al Hilal deal: he wants to stay in Premier League.>No to Saudi Arabia move despite big money on the table; Everton winger wants to continue in Premier League, decision made.>>157319305Im not expert at everton at all but i just read Mcneil was already ready to leave to Palace last January in a loan with obligation to buy deal but it failed due to reason unknown so this is just a delayed move. Behind the scene though, he was already down the pecking order by the arrival of Grealish and he was forced to only play garbage minutes. That was until Grealish got a season-ending injury in January and suddenly he was back being a starter again. Seems like with the failed move he became a broken man and hasnt recovered since.
>>157319356It's their transitional season so it's okay>>157319349Normally I would say there's no way but Newcastle's been flying too close to the sun and has been subsequently stripped out of their best players in about three seasons so there might be some truth in this
PSG practically have a spotless squad but they still need to spend money because they can so they're signing Zion Suzuki just to get him loaned to Juve. I wish my United could also be like that.
>>157319372>Normally I would say there's no way but Newcastle's been flying too close to the sun and has been subsequently stripped out of their best players in about three seasons so there might be some truth in thisLook at Villa as well.
I hear Liversissy is getting bangbanged on the beach by Moroccan migrants in Spain. What a sick little man he is.
And on the subject of Villa:>Paris St-Germain have been given an extra dressing room for the Super Cup - after making their pre-game frustrations clear.>The Champions League holders were unhappy with their facilities at Red Bull Arena before Wednesday's Super Cup match with Europa League winners Aston Villa.>Unai Emery's side are using Red Bull Salzburg's home dressing room, leaving PSG with the away one in Austria.>But, at a pre-game meeting on Monday, PSG officials made Uefa aware they were not happy with the arrangements, feeling their dressing room was too small.>Sources told BBC Sport the French club wanted to be able to have the same size space as Villa, especially as they are the reigning Super Cup champions after beating Tottenham on penalties last year.>Uefa was able to allocate them a spare dressing room, normally used by the officials, to give them more space and the same as Villa. No officials were moved to accommodate Luis Enrique's side.lmfao
>>157319597>reddit spacingit's so fucking bizarre seeing this in 2026
>>157319631And on the subject of Villa:Paris St-Germain have been given an extra dressing room for the Super Cup - after making their pre-game frustrations clear.The Champions League holders were unhappy with their facilities at Red Bull Arena before Wednesday's Super Cup match with Europa League winners Aston Villa.Unai Emery's side are using Red Bull Salzburg's home dressing room, leaving PSG with the away one in Austria.But, at a pre-game meeting on Monday, PSG officials made Uefa aware they were not happy with the arrangements, feeling their dressing room was too small.Sources told BBC Sport the French club wanted to be able to have the same size space as Villa, especially as they are the reigning Super Cup champions after beating Tottenham on penalties last year.Uefa was able to allocate them a spare dressing room, normally used by the officials, to give them more space and the same as Villa. No officials were moved to accommodate Luis Enrique's side.lmfaofixed
>>157319651Danke mein Freund
My spurs.. :/
>>157319631>standard line breaks>"reddit spacing"You're a spastic.
>>157319554>>157319578>it's true...
>>157319569I specifically didn't mention Villa as they manage to retain most of their talent, with few exceptions but these are usually elite and go for massive amounts of money (Grealish, Rogers)
>>157319794I was talking about the overall point regarding teams threatening the Slop Six.
>>157319689Spurs reliyng on robertson to carry them all season?
>Chelshit rejected by Arsenal's 4th choice DMKek
>>157319631Moot was "Reddit spacing" on 4chan before Reddit ever existed. I still have no idea why the phrase even exists. It's just paragraphs. What the fuck is so special about reddit's paragraph formatting?
https://www.efl.com/news/2026/august/11/crewe-aleksandr--famous-football-club-re-named-in-celebration-of-landmark-new-partnership-between-compare-the-market-and-the-efl/>In celebration of Compare the Market becoming an official partner of the EFL, League Two Club Crewe Alexandra has been re-named "Crewe Aleksandr".>Compare the Market's famous meerkat will become the face of the Club for the opening week of the new EFL season.>Aleksandr was recently spotted fitting a brand new sign at Crewe's Mornflake Stadium alongside fans and Club legend Dean Ashton.>It raised eyebrows across football, and Compare the Market, the EFL and Crewe Alexandra can now reveal that the re-naming will mark the beginning of a landmark partnership that will celebrate and reward fans across the EFL's 72 Clubs and communities.>The partnership's first season will be packed with moments that celebrate the EFL's famous Clubs and proud fanbases, while offering exclusive rewards and monthly prize draws via the Compare the Market app.>It will also help to generate support for football communities through funding initiatives.>With Compare the Market’s much-loved meerkats at its core, the partnership will showcase what EFL fandom means to different Clubs and communities across the pyramid, and will support the local teams and supporters that put the soul into football.Everything about this is yuck. I do like the EFL's claim that a bloke in a meerkat costume going to Crewe "raised eyebrows across football".
>>157320215Of course, this is the most attention Crewe have had since Dario Gradi got done for his involvement in the Barry Bennell shitshow.
I don't understand what's going on at Spurs... The biggest issue of the season was that they desperatelly needed a viable CF as both Richarlison and Solanke are very unreliable to say the least. They go and break their transfer record twice within a couple of days, signing midfielders, as soon as the world cup ended, showing they mean bussiness.Then we're now almost mid August, pre-season is pretty much over, the league starts in 10 days, and still no CF in sight and no real links with anyone...
>>157319363Ndiaye would be a great fit on the right for Villa. Can’t see him starting for the other CL Prem clubs.
>>157320243think kroupi might have been the top target before he got injured but mememouth didnt even want to sell him before that anywaythen players like gakpo and marmoush at clubs which would want a replacement firstthink it ends up being Mikautadze as a 3rd or 4th choice
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LUVERSISSYYYYYYY???
>>157320258Line breaks existed before 4chan did you simple cunt.
>Vini didn't happen>Haaland didn't happen>Olise didn't happenwe are living in a world where Anthony Gordon to Barcelona is the /trans/fer of the summer
Mantroony loony is very upset today, did another SNUB happen?
>>157319329More like he turned up pre season overweight and they realised they had someone weak minded
>>157320648not even remotely relevant
Missing Persons report Goes by >LiversissyLast seen>selling bum in Spain
>>157318400>babe how about we open our relationship up babe>i just wanna explore and find myself >it'll only be for a little while i swear
>>157320855>Mantroony loony is very upset today, did another SNUB happen?YES
>>157321087Finding out half the united first team snubbed his grim little club seems to have upset him.
>BREAKING: AS Monaco offer contract termination to Paul Pogba.>Club want to mutually terminate his deal by September 1st to let Paul find new club this year.
Anyone selling any shit players?
>>157319329He was supposed to be the backup to fucking Rodri
>>157319569>tfw they only had to take Rice and then West Ham torpedoed themselves
>>157320258>reddit invented linebreaksNo they didn't
My man Krepin Diatta is still available on a cheeky free agent deal if anyone wants him.
>>157321882no one said that
>Manchester City already made contact with Enzo Fernández camp but deal depends on Chelsea valuation.>#CFC ask for £120m fee and would be happy to keep Enzo, Man City hope to negotiate as deal depends on price.
>>157310988I hope 'we' keep Jonesy, Elliott and Bajčetićević
>>157322052Doku-haaland-semenyoEnzo-nico-andersonO reilly-guehi-dias-nunesDonnarummaWell gvardiol could start over o reilly. Solid team. It's pretty much city vs arsenal for the league again. Unless xabi can pull some magic out of his ass.
>>157322052>120mAnother perfectly normal transfer business from the blue cartel. Surely penzo penandez is worth that amount.
>>157322052Arsenal have offered Chelsea Miles Skelly as Enzo's replacement
>>157322076Foden bros...
>>157322147>inb4 MLS and Pedro Neto swap deal
>>157322235I will personally make sure this does not happen, worry not.
Sky Sports' prediction for this season
>>157322209they offered him to United as well. DESPERATE!
>>157322698>god 6 top 6the world is healing
No one cares about Stroud?
>>157322698>Coventry, Ipswich, Fulhambest arguments for an 18 club league
>>157322698who are hull picking up 27 points from
>>157322698My man Frankie Lamplingz will keep Coventry up because he's a top manager.
when is the /epl/ prediction for the season dropping
>>157322777be patient my little eager beaver, I've got my elves working on it as we speak ;)
>>157321580Yikes
>Aston Villa reach verbal agreement to sign Matteo Ruggeri from Atlético Madrid, here we go!>Deal in place between clubs for €25m fixed fee plus €1.5m add-ons, Ruggeri has also agreed on terms.
>>157322777City wins the title, nothing else matters.
>>157322209>>157322712MLS already snubbed them both saying he wants to stay at Arsenal.
>Chelsea are prepared to sanction a loan move for 25-year-old Ukraine winger Mykhaylo Mudryk, with Coventry City one of three Premier League clubs interested. (Football London)Barcelona remain in negotiations with Manchester City to sign Spain midfielder Rodri, 30, despite failing with a first bid last week. (ESPN)>Inter Milan are in talks with Tottenham over a deal to sign England right-back Djed Spence for 30m euros (£25.6m), with the 26-year-old keen to move to the Serie A champions. (Athletic)Manchester United are prioritising Newcastle left-back Lewis Hall, with the 21-year-old England international also in favour of a move to Old Trafford. (Sun)>Chelsea and Manchester United have been offered the chance to sign England midfielder Myles Lewis-Skelly as Arsenal could be tempted into selling the 19-year-old after the arrival of Brazil international Bruno Guimaraes, 28, from Newcastle. (Football London)Manchester United are considering an opening bid for Club Brugge left-back Joaquin Seys, with the 21-year-old valued at £30m. (Mirror)>Manchester United also made a move to sign Real Madrid and Brazil forward Endrick, 20, on loan but manager Jose Mourinho wants to keep him at the Spanish side beyond the summer. (Mirror)
Manchester City midfielder Kalvin Phillips, 30, is nearing a return to Sheffield United on loan after the Englishman spent the end of last season there. (Talksport)>Napoli are exploring a deal for Brazil striker Gabriel Jesus but Arsenal will only consider selling the 29-year-old if offers begin at 20m euros. (Caught Offside)Iliman Ndiaye has turned down an offer to move to Saudi Pro League side Al-Hilal, with the Everton and Senegal winger, 26, wanting to continue in the Premier League. (Fabrizio Romano)>Everton are pushing to sign a right-back in the next seven to 10 days, with Celtic and Canada's Alistair Johnston, 27, West Ham and DR Congo's Aaron Wan-Bissaka, 28, and Genoa's 22-year-old Englishman Brooke Norton-Cuffy among targets. (The i)Crystal Palace's English centre-back Mofe Jemide, 19, is closing in on a move to Alverca in Portugal's top division. (Sky Sports)
>>157322987>Iliman Ndiaye has turned down an offer to move to Saudi Pro League side Al-Hilal, with the Everton and Senegal winger, 26, wanting to continue in the Premier League. (Fabrizio Romano)City might pull the trigger on him to make the Savinho deal happen
just saw mantroony gobbling someone, scary sight
>>157323021Do they really need another winger? They should get Bouaddi over the line and get rid of Rodri. People also forget that City signed Nypan. So many talented players signed by clubs then becoming loan bitches.
>>157323033They're happy to sell Savinho if Spurs pay up and if they can find a decent replacement, it's just that neither of those have really happened yet. They've basically only got Doku, Savinho and Semenyo as their real winger options and have a bunch of others who can do a job there.
>>157323049I thought they had Bobb or w/e his name was as a winger. Mental how the season only starts in like 9 days (unless you include CS). You'd think clubs would have gotten sorted by now and only buy players due to injuries in the first games. So many teams with major issues to fix.
>>157323070Bobbinho was given a chance at the start of last season and ended up shitting the bed so he was offloaded to Fulham in January. I think City will still be fine if they make no more signings. They already bought a fuckton of players last January. I think they're actually bringing that Bouaddi in to be a backup right-back too.
best snub of the transfer window so far?
>>157323183Vini Arsenal
>>157319091dont forget the fact they waited til 3 weeks before the season to hire another manager
>>157323183got to go with vini snubbing arsenal
>>157323183arsenal fans genuinely though they were signing vini
>>157323183top 3>mono to arse>vinicius to woolwich >junior to goonior
>Nigel de Jong has held talks with Roberto Martínez on behalf of the KNVB regarding the position of national coach of the Netherlands. This is reported by De Telegraaf.The 53-year-old Spaniard was in charge of Portugal at the last World Cup and is currently without an employer.PLEASE NO
>>157322698>that top sixHoly fuck, kek
>>157323470Kluivert is a better candidate than that bald fraud
>>157322698>cockenham went from finishing 17th twice in a row to back in top 6
>>157323183Sandro TonaliMateus FernandesMorten Hjulmand Elliott AndersonManu KonéCarlos BalebaAurélien TchouaméniAlex ScottÉdersonCrysencio SummervilleAyyoub BouaddiFelix NmechaSander BergeAntonee RobinsonOllie WatkinsJean-Philippe MatetaIliman NdiayeYan DiomandeTyler AdamsJoão GomesBruno GuimarãesEl Hadji Malick DioufDjed SpenceMatias Fernández-PardoVinícius JúniorBazoumana TouréMateus ManéEli Junior KroupiNicolò TresoldiDanny WelbeckBrian BrobbeyAngelo StillerMaxence LacroixJohan ManzambiJonathan RoweEndrickThey all SNUBbed Man UnitedAlso, Vini to Arsenal lol
>>157323183Gotta be Diomande snubbing Liverpool. They offered him way higher wages than Madrid and PSG.
Reminder Lewis Skelly rejected Spurs, Chelsea and United to be 3rd choice at Arsenal
>>157323502Xavi is right fucking there too
>Serge Aurier is the new assistant coach of RC Lens’ U15s. >The former Ivory Coast international, who came through the club’s academy, returns to Lens to pass on his experience to the next generation.(Source: @RCLens)
>A brochure detailing the sale of Leicester City and all its assets has been sent to potential investors.>A source close to the process, speaking anonymously to protect relationships, has told The Athletic that the Srivaddhanaprabha family, Leicester’s owners, are looking for $300m (£222m) for the entire portfolio, but a deal is more likely to be done at closer to $200m (£148m) due to the club’s recent drop into League One — English football’s third tier — and heavy recent losses.
We have Brennan Johnson now
>piles poois-pelly
how is this dude permanently brokensign 1 more midfielder please (not just the teenager one)
>>157323520holy shit
>>157324152BOSS
>>157323796if all 148 of us put in a quid... im just saying
is 36yo kyle walker still a PL level defender?
>>157323520>Sandro Tonali>Mateus Fernandes>Morten Hjulmand >Elliott Anderson>Manu Koné>Carlos Baleba>Aurélien Tchouaméni>Alex Scott>Éderson>Crysencio Summerville>Ayyoub Bouaddi>Felix Nmecha>Sander Berge>Antonee Robinson>Ollie Watkins>Jean-Philippe Mateta>Iliman Ndiaye>Yan Diomande>Tyler Adams>João Gomes>Bruno Guimarães>El Hadji Malick Diouf>Djed Spence>Matias Fernández-Pardo>Vinícius Júnior>Bazoumana Touré>Mateus Mané>Eli Junior Kroupi>Nicolò Tresoldi>Danny Welbeck>Brian Brobbey>Angelo Stiller>Maxence Lacroix>Johan Manzambi>Jonathan Rowe>Endrick>>They all SNUBbed Man United>Also, Vini to Arsenal lolFucking hell mate, they ALL rejected Yanited? Some solid players in that list
david moyes was manures best manager after alexandra ferguson btw
lad looks lost
there's a timeline where paul pogba signed his united's contract extension back in 2022 with a raised salary and if it were 5-year contract he'd still be at united now, being paid approximately 300kpw
>>157312457Wharton is fucking class. Reminds me of a young Lee Bowyer
>>157322909he'll be shocked by the amount of black teammates he'll get at villa
>>157324604He has not been PL level for about 3 years
>>157324900He'd be in heaven at Manure, not sure why they didn't go for him
>>157325087oh he'd be in Heaven alright heh
>>157325219Dave......bit gay pal
is transfermarkt just fucked on PC but completely fine on mobile?
>>157319757what a chad
>>157325448Works on mobile
Community Shield bros, we are OWNED by the red cartel
>>157326683>tinpot clubs listed by order
>>157326683>last time chelsea won, it was back in 2009huh
watch this team go absolutely nowhere in UCL
>>157327080Arsenal, Citeh, and United were too strong
>>157327725I don't get it, is he saying the eclipse is a hoax?
Llorente's gimmick is that he does not fear the sun, he embraces it, he denies the existence of skin cancer and got into some trouble for showing off how much he sunbathes irl and saying there are no issues with it. I think he's just trolling here and implying that sheep look at the eclipse through sunglasses whereas he himself would stare directly into it because he's that based.
>>157327744what a king
>>157327725erm why are the sheep looking away from the eclipse, are they retarded?
>>157327801its the perfect conditions to sun your goochdont waste the eclipse on your eyes
>>157327744So he is an idiot is what you are saying. Based.
>>157327824I didn't say that.
>>157327744>denies skin cancerno lol what he's denying is sunlight causing skin cancer, every sol brah type sunmaxxers believe that sunscreens are the main culprits
>Palace are delighted to announce the return of Evann Guessand on a season-long loan from Aston Villa, with an option to buy.
>>157327875It's actually the new sun causing it
meanwhile andros townsend is munching on raw minced beef while staring at the sun during peak daylight
>Ipswich Town have reached an agreement to sign forward Julio Enciso from Strasbourg.>Although the fee has not been disclosed at this stage, those involved believe it will account for a sizeable portion of Ipswich's remaining transfer budget and deliver Strasbourg a substantial profit on the £7.7m they paid for him last summer.
Everton v Newcastle today, in Edinburgh for some reasonAt the same time as the eclipse so no cunt will be watching
>>157328030>5:15pm kick-off
>>157324604Christ, Nathan Patterson must be absolutely dogshit if Moyes wants fucking Kyle Walker.
>>157328047I think the eclipse is meant to be around 6pm
>>157327744I agree with this. I haven't used SPF since I was a child and look at the sun if I want to. I was out in the sun on the beach on the south coast swimming and laying about for around 10hrs yesterday. It does you no harm.I've heard wearing sunglasses can create a greater likelihood of developing sun damage but think that's probably pseudoscience.
Controversial take: i think Rashford will do great for United next season
Quotes from Tielemans:>"There had been two times that I spoke with the club [United], but it did not achieve anything," he recalled.>"I was very calm. I was not expecting much this summer, to be fair. I was just focused on my football, focused on the World Cup and trying to perform my best for my country.>"But you know every summer something can happen and obviously I was aware of the clause.>"I am very thankful to Aston Villa. I owe them the world. It is a great club, we did amazing things and they have put me back to my best level. But there are clubs above Villa, and Manchester United is one of them.>"It is a great achievement for any footballer to end up here. It means you have done well in your career. But it does not end there. I want to be successful."lol
Just noticed that Chelsea have spent £350m this window and nobody seems to have noticed. Is this because they do it every window and nobody cares any more? They've brought in 11 players. Got rid of 4+2.
>>157327725This is gonna turn out like that 'biohacker' who had a child just so he could inject his sons blood into himself to live longer and taking 200 pills a day and other shit getting some incurable autoimmune disease.
>>1573235893rd choice? He's behind Rice and Bruno but ahead of Merino and Zubimendi?
>>157323237>>157323225>>157323198samefag
>>157328252He also posted his gf vagina's and explained how she has a perfect vagina, a "1% of vaginas" to paraphrase him
>>157328220>But there are clubs above Villa, and Manchester United is one of them.Least outspoken Belgian
>>157327725What is the implication here, to ignore the scientists and just look directly at the eclipse?What would they gain from lying about this?
>>157328298look at mr trust the science over here
>>157328047>scottish gas
>>157328298classic sheeple response
>>157328263jokes on you, only 2 of them were me
this is one of the most boring transfer windows ever. is it because there are no good players any more?
>>1573282576: zubi, merino, miles 8: rice, bruno, miles Lb: calafiori, hincapie, miles
>>157328355he lifts three times that much weight at home
>>157328354How would you define an exciting transfer window?
>>157327901>Julio Enciso from StrasbourgWhat? The Brighton to Chelsea pipeline has been breached? Enciso had all the signs of someone Chelsea would pay 70m for.
>>157328354Shit players now go for £80m+, so nobody can afford top players anymore
its bomba wednesday
Is Chelsea finally becoming a bit more white next season outside of Palmer even with Fernandez and Cucurella gone now?
>>157328435>Hispanics>White
>>157328435Enzo isn't going anywhere
>>157328443thats not what my xitter is telling me
>Brighton youth product Solly March apparently going to join PalaceLOL
Hull City signing Lucas Gourna-Douath for less than £4m is an insane bit of business
>>157328298Baa
>>157328517Watch him go for 60+ next season once they get relegated. hull have pulled a blinder.
>>157328557Will be better than the Allam ownership>these two were sold for a combined £20-25m (depending on whether Maguire's Leicester add-ons were satisfied)
>>157328568looks like 'arry is about to be blown away
>>157328216this but unironically
>Djed Spence to Inter, here we go! Verbal agreement in place now with Tottenham for England RWB.>Transfer fee worth €31.5m.>Full agreement also with Spence who wanted the move as revealed over recent days. Deal in place.
>>157328784SNUBCHESTER SNUBNITED
ITS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p38s-NZ8xdw
my arsiesmy bearsiesmy bulliesmy cubbiesmy firesiesmy hawkies:)
>>157328784:( my spurs
>>157329031im happy to see almost anyone move on after the last few seasons that de zerbi doesnt want tbf and he is 2nd choice to porro with fewer games without europe so easy to see why he would want to move on instead of sitting on the bench
>>157328784Yet another millionaire fleeing Burnham's Britain
>>157329238Stasi Starmer already made it impossible to use the internet.
>>157328365Ah right. I see what you mean. What a numpty I am.And yet Arse still haven't sold their RB issue. Timber is dead for 2 more months. White is made of glass. Mosquera is another 'CB that can fill in at RB'. They should just buy Konsa and move on (even tho I think there are better options out there).
>>157328784>a black muslim playing for internazionaleNot sure this gonna go well
>>157329315Muntari won the treble there in 2010. Kondogbia did alright too.
>Trent Alexander-Arnold faces a reduced role at Real Madrid under Jose Mourinho, who has indicated that Alexander-Arnold has no more than a minor role in his plans at the Bernabeu. Mourinho has signed Denzel Dumfries from Inter Milan and has preferred Dumfries over Alexander-Arnold in Real Madrid's two most recent friendly matches. A move back to Liverpool is described as a deal that could be suitable for both parties if past issues can be forgiven. At Liverpool, Jeremie Frimpong has been a defensive liability after the club had hoped he would be an effective replacement, while Conor Bradley is facing a long period out due to injury. SciSports' Career Advice tool ranks Liverpool as Alexander-Arnold's best option for a transfer destination, ahead of Aston Villa, PSG, Manchester City, and Arsenal.
>>157329330>At Liverpool, Jeremie Frimpong has been a defensive liabilityAnd TAA is the solution to that? Lmao. He'd be better off going to Villa or Arsenal in the PL simply because they need RBs.
>Manchester United are interested in Giorgio Scalvini this summer. The Sun reports that Chelsea and Newcastle United have also approached the defender's representatives, while Atalanta are prepared to consider a sale for approximately £42 million. The 22-year-old is also understood to be interested in a move to the Premier League, which could make personal terms less complicated.As I said >>157329309 I rate Scalvini as better option than Konsa BUT he is also made of glass. So, maybe not.
>>157329323>muntariI would've posted the ian wright taking off his hat to meet his teacher but i don't have it.Not sure i remember the other kong lad
>>157329330would buying him back sit right with the scousaars
>>157329363Well it does say 'if past issues can be forgiven'. If he does enough dick sucking, I'm sure.
>>157329330trent was already cooked physically during his last season with us anyway, improvement over frimpong and bradley sure but we don't need another hospital regular on a high wage
>>157329381>tf>tpwrong gimmick.
>>157329392there's a quarter billion insects in this shithole
>>157329330Trent to Villa would be an excellent fit. Could play the Digne role from RB now they have signed a more defensive LB. Could also play RM in the 442 they like to go to for less defensive responsibility.
>EXCL: João Palhinha has agreed personal terms with Aston Villa and told Bayern he wants #AVFC move.>Discussions to follow between clubs but João’s prepared to join Villa as soon as clubs agree on fee.
lfg lads
>>157329643Bayern are going to blink first and loan him again
>>157329330He looks so happy
>>157329801me when I'm a mong in a car
>>157329801>tfw british media is no longer protecting you
>>157330284two retards fighting
450+ posts and we dont have 2 new threads yet?
>villa throwing on almost all backups vs psgWarmup game for psg
>>157330417yeah why dont they play rogers, tielemans, onanathought they would want to win this even if its only a glorified friendly
>>157330417Martinez, Konsa and Watkins were given extra time off due to the World Cup
>Turkey offered €45m for Martinelli>He said 'no I want to stay here'Oh on no no nono nonononononononon he's going to go for a free lmaooooooooooo
Has anybody seen liversissy?
think i just saw gabriels penalty go past the sun
>arsenal's starting RB is *squints* Juliennewho? why tf are they not buying a RB?
>>157330859They should have gone for Kayode, instead he signed a new contract. They should have gone for the RB that Chelsea signed, instead they did nothing. Arsenal are going to regret not buying a good RB.
Stop mentioning arsenal we're bantering liversissy
why... liverpool are a better team now their players are settled. they'll challenge for everything.
Liverpool on for the quad again?
>>157331029unironically, yes. wirtz and isak are showing their ability already. in games that actually matter, the
>>157330917>KayodeThank fuck they didn't. They already have the corner shenanigans. Imagine them with someone who can throw a ball like Kayode.
>Tranchester Poonited can't even beat actual Leeds Bnow that's irony
>Arsenal are reigniting their interest in Aston Villa central defender Ezri Konsa.Didn't see the BBC article. If BBC is reporting it, then it's serious. They need somebody to fill in for Saliba but he can also play RB, so seems a good buy. Personally I would have gone for Pau Navarro.>>157331068Pretty sure Brentford didn't even score that many long throws despite it.
Just saw Mantroony gobbling Slovtroony in the Gay Village, grim stuff
>>157331107and arsenal can't beat como, so what? who cares about friendlies.
>>157331112>Pretty sure Brentford didn't even score that many long throws despite it.I would imagine since Arsenal are better at scoring from set pieces in general, it would also translate well into long throws. Also it does count as an assist if someone scores your throw, right?
Has united even signed anyone yet?
>>157331170Andrey Santos and Tielemans
>>157323520>Sandro Tonali>Mateus Fernandes>Morten Hjulmand >Elliott Anderson>Manu Koné>Carlos Baleba>Aurélien Tchouaméni>Alex Scott>Éderson>Crysencio Summerville>Ayyoub Bouaddi>Felix Nmecha>Sander Berge>Antonee Robinson>Ollie Watkins>Jean-Philippe Mateta>Iliman Ndiaye>Yan Diomande>Tyler Adams>João Gomes>Bruno Guimarães>El Hadji Malick Diouf>Djed Spence>Matias Fernández-Pardo>Vinícius Júnior>Bazoumana Touré>Mateus Mané>Eli Junior Kroupi>Nicolò Tresoldi>Danny Welbeck>Brian Brobbey>Angelo Stiller>Maxence Lacroix>Johan Manzambi>Jonathan Rowe>Endrick>>They all SNUBbed Man United>Also, Vini to Arsenal lolALL OF THESE SNUBBED TRAN U? HAHAHA HAHAHAHA NAE WAY
>Newcastle have two full backs>they are always injuredwhat's the plan here guyscan we have Trent on a loan?
>>157331188Damn I completely forgot about those guys
>>157331170Just some black men to satisfy Dave's fetish
Use when ready aha xWholesome new thread aha x>>157331260>>157331260
>>157331281Jesus Christ, just fuck off.
>>157331281Man United are simply not relevant enough for you to spend your entire life obsessing over them
