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the TUFFest team in the NBA.
>bulgaria has a fart fetish
>>157311453Imagine going around asking niggas about their fart canons
Bulgaria…
>>157311470Grown ass man asking other men about their fart cannons online. I’d be embarrassed.
>>157311453Prove it or your mom gets cancer.>>157311450The gayest team in the NBA.
>>157311493kek
>>157311506and he never denied the fart fetish allegations until other anons started calling him out. I know he sick
>>157311506If you read that and start thinking about sex, that's on you gayass bitchnigga.
>>157311453>>157311506lmfao
How long until he gives up and goes on a racist rant?
How long until he stops being homeless?
>>157311450>>157311497
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next four years
saw something kind of crazy last night. A video was saying Steve Nash shot like 43 percent from three on his career. A lot of that was off the dribble or contested too. He was prevented from getting into the goat conversation because he was not selfish enough and had old school notions in his head that point guards are supposed to be all about passing. Though I think he did have 2 rings
>>157311588The niggas ain't moving past the 1st round.
>>157311588>two stars of the team bonding as much as possible before the season startAVRA
>>157311442Lopez cooked here.
>>157311701>enes turkey situation He’s a wanted man in Turkey and the president wants him dead. Other Turks in the NBA have made it clear they don’t fuck with him
>>157311637He has no rings. He has mvp. Hes a great pg but wasn't good defensively which limits his claim go goatness amongst pg. Was fun to watch play.
Top 10 basketball players based on inch for inch skill and impact1. Steph Curry 2. Chris Paul3. Michael Jordan4. Jerry West5. John Stockton6. Steve Nash7. LeBron James8. Allen Iverson9. Muggsy Bogues10. Charles Barkley
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTERNIGGA FUCK CHRIS PAUL
>rent free
>>157311737damn I could have sword he was on that mavericks team. He might have gotten a ring if he just shot the damn ball more.
>>1573116376 factor rapm says he had the biggest impact on his teams true shooting out of anyone since 97 in his prime. Even more than Curry. Just more turnover prone and worse on defense
>>157312244nevermind it says he had a worse effect on his teams rebounding, not turnovers
>Ben Simmons has multiple teams interested on signing him on a minimumoh my gawd
>>157312286Why is that surprising? I would sign him for a minimum too. I have often thought that it would be smart to sign a bunch of elite athletes who cant shoot for minimums and just have a "goon swarm" group you throw out there and tell them their whole job is just to play ferocious defense and run the other team to death. You would pair 4 guys like him with 1 actual efficient bucket getter and just do iso and dunks offense whenever you have to play half court.
>Steve Nash had high TS%!ok but he didn't shoot much>Steve Nash had high FT%!ok but he didn't get to the line much>Steve Nash had so many assists!ok but he turned the ball over on 20% of his possessions>Steve Nash had 2 MVPs!i woulda given em both to dirk
>>157312286Next year is gonna be a fun season. I just hope they somehow let Kawhi go to the craptors too
>>157311450>
>wins
>>157312817>takes it in the butt from josh hart
I am back.- Mario Lasagna
Nigga hopped on a new proxy.
>>157312734they ain't ready for the demon TSJ next season
Wemby didn't return for his monk training this summer. I'm afraid he's going to be injured all season this year.
>>157311450niggas really said>I wanna train with GOGURT this summer
>>157311865>stockton below paulhello retard
>>157313263Ant and LaMelo organized it ACKSHUALLY because Ant really values team unity, that's why some of the fucking G leaguers are in that photo.
i do not want ben simmons back on my team
>>157313319too badthis shit gon be a trainwreck
>>157313319sure I read somewhere they don't him
>>157313319It's not up to you. JJ about to prove his genius.
>>157311450>Wolves niggas in Paris>Lakers in SloveniaUSA is cooked.
>>157313319Put the jewish curse on him if you dare.
remember when that tranny libtard got ack'd by ICEGODs and then r/NBA started calling for Silver to suspend the league kek
>>157313274Paul was a much more capable scorer and was shorter
>>157311865where the fuck is kyrie? You even have LeBum there who's 6'9"
>>157313510>the retard thinks only points per game matter while completely ignoring the all time assists AND steals leader's two untouchable recordsppg cucks will never not resist the urge to wave an immediate white flag; i accept this eagerly offered concession.
>>157313618AI (Allen Iverson) is so fucking overrated. Kyrie should be in there for sure, regardless of being a little taller.
>>157313594embleed could never
>>157313618it's an unserious list from some jackass who rates paul above stockton so you don't actually have to take him seriously.
>>157311865muggsy bogues is a scrubearl boykins is way better
>>157311865>Mark Price tops that list
>>157311637Nash could have averaged 30ppg in his prime. There was one playoff game where the Mavs decided to lay off him to focus on everyone else and force him to shoot and he scored 48 on 71% shooting lol. Ballhogging just wasn't his style thoughI will never not be mad at Stern jewing him out of a finals appearance thanks to those bullshit suspensions but that's like not even top 20 on the list of evil shit that man did. And somehow Silver is still worse
>Welfare National Basketball Association erupting into full blown race warHow far will this escalate
>>157314040Nash with modern freedom of movement rules and analytics would have been wild
>>157314078#payuswhatyouoweus
>>157313618Kyrie is high skill but mid impact. LeBron is the most skilled and impactful player above 6'6 of all time. >>157313698I agree he is overrated, but he's like 5'11 without shoes and was doing what he did is crazy
>>157313655lol I rate Stockton highly but Paul was just better. Stockton never carried a team the way Paul carried the Hornets
>>157314136tl;dr because i do not engage further with ppg cucks after they have soundly conceded defeat.
>>157314174>ppg cuckscmon Paul is just one of the most well rounded players ever, and he was shorter than Stockton. If I was a ppg cuck AI would be top 3
>>157314078>wnba started a race war before the larpers from /pol/
is anyone else racist even though they don't want to be?
>>157314122>Kyrie is high skill but mid impact.Kyrie was the main factor in LeMickey getting his only win against Curry though.
>>157313594Fishing champion > nba champion
>>157313594GOAT type shit
>>157313698>Bulgaria proves once and for all he doesnt know ball Stick to fart commentary
>>157311865Iverson is way too low
>>157314331kyrie never did shit as the first option
>>157314350>no argument>average AI stan NPC>literal leafFuck outta here indian scat fetishist with your gay ass.
>>157314353too much of a chucker
>>157314355You gotta be objective about his circumstances though. What did AI did as the first option anyways? Beside stat pad and dress like a meme.
>makes an all time 90s team>doesnt put stockton on itbaded openly racist black men
>>157314331lol no the main factor was lebronthere's a reason why kyrie has no deep playoff runs outside of the years he played with lebron and later 2024 luka
ADAMMMMAAAADDDDDDAAAAMMMMMMMMTHE INVESTIGATION?!?!?!?!
>>157314384LeMickey was beating Curry that one time without Kyrie doing the GOAT shit he did? You really think that?
>>157314397I didn't say kyrie didn't help or make a massive impact retard, but he was not the main reason the cavs were winning let alone won the finalsthe cavs weren't even a playoff team before lebum went back, and again like I said after kyrie left his playoff resume is literally nothing until the 2024 finals
>>157314438Yeah he was the main reason, RETARD. That one 3 he hit in the viral clip sealed it. LeMickey would brick that.
>unironically rating either of these frauds/nba/ drops lower every day
>>157314449lol yeah the nigga who hadn't even sniffed the postseason before he got carried by lebum was the driving force behind the cavs bitch pleasethere's a reason why he only has 4 postseason appearances without lebron
>>157314350That fart shit never leaving him no matter how much he denies it lol
>>157314501LeMickey wont date you twin, let it go.
lebron has 3 chips if he spends his whole career with cleveland. Which means I wouldve rated him above kareem
>>157314563and kyrie isn't going to fart in your face either but yet here you still are let me put it like this, if you replace brunson with prime kyrie on this years knicks, they lose in the first round against the hawks
>>157314592>and kyrie isn't going to fart in your faceGood. Fuck outta here with your gayass fantasies. Nobody asked about that cringe shit.
damn that one set him off lmao
>>157314343>skill that matters and provides food>mastery over a sailing boat as well as the technique of handling a fishing rodvs>put ball in hoop
Concession accepted. Don't wanna hear about your fart fetishes anymore. That shit back to your pedo discord.
>>157314078It's literally all they have. This is the only way they can get attention. Ironic that they're leaning into the "cat fight" and drama aspects of it instead of trying to emphasize the sport.
Fart gang, do I see Bulgaria blushing?
I never thought I'd see the day Patel would be the one making fun of someone with shit jokes
>>157314626>seconds before disaster
He’s upset lol.
>>157314608Same guy who was asking men about their fart cannons yesterday
Nigga referred to himself as fart gang lmao
>>157314363>more anal obsession from BulgariaNoticing a pattern. Also is their anything that screams "i watch the game through a spreadsheet" than AI slander? Its ok to not know ball Bulgaria. Add it to the list of other things you dont know, like the touch of a woman and proper hygiene
>>157314592>and kyrie isn't going to fart in your faceKek. Its over for bulgaria
>>157314658For me , its bulgaria pretending he doesnt know why everyone is clowning on him for his fart fetish
>>157314794>Also is theirNice one Pajeet scat fetishist.
wembust status?
TIL at AND1's peak in the early 2000s, around 20% of NBA players were wearing AND1 shoes. I had no idea it was that big. I just knew the show and clothes.
>>157314938nba probably legalized traveling to shut and1 down
>>157314078Why don't you go ask the two people in the wnba thread since they at least pretend to give a fuck about this dead sport
Brapgaria still seethin?
>>157314078the shit is so boring that even with a race war I dont care
Skap attack thinks he can beat angel reese in a 1vs1 after a few weeks of training. How about you?
>>157315510Shes so fuckin hot
Burgerbros, if Kawhi just did some advertisements for the companies he is being linked to will he be off the hook? If yes, why won't he just act like a funny nigga and do some advertisements for them?
>>157315766that would be an admission of guilt and would be the worst possible thing he could do
anyone in this general, please give me a month and day.
>>157316283I mean if he did some it before being caught
>>157316290tomorrow isn't promised
Embiid got some tips form Jordan Davis this offseason
**Question of the Day**How many times should the quote unquote "greatest shooter of all time" be in the 50-40-90 club?The answer, might shock you!
Damn, espresso was 2 years ago
>>157316452gonna take months for me to accept thin embiid isn't ai
>>157316819Most retarded "club" of all time, pure boomer shit, like MLB triple crowns but dumber. FG% is a terrible stat that mixes two different value shots, the reason why Curry usually has sub 50% FG% is because he's taking so many 3s. His eFG% and TS% have all been extremely high, on very high volume. FG% just doesn't matter.
Embiid/SGA/Wemby MVP race will be supa hot fire
>SGA
>>157315510>>157315154
>>157316951Browns the mvp of 6ers
statistically, rudy gobert is the greatest shooter of all time. he has scored 10,753 points on only 6,762 shots. you will not find a better ratio than this in nba history, even amongst players who took tons of free throws or 3 pointers.
>>157314501Also let's not forget the time he actually made it to another finals (as the #2 option being carried by a better player again), had a chance to accomplish something without LeBron but shart all over himself because getting booed in Boston shook him
The wolves really copying the spurs with that 4 guard lineup
kyrie shoulda built a pr hugbox empire like lebron
>>157317293that requires bowing to the jews which kyrie is too based to do
Michael Jordan tried pro baseball and then returned. Ben Simmons WON at pro fishing and will soon make his return.
>>157311450>everyone but divincenzo and bones hyland are there>divincenzo is rehabbingANT and lamelo even paid for everyone to be in Paris.
>Klutch mafia forcing another warriors gap year>suddenly monta talking shit about curry>now teague saying dame could win if he was in curry's positionHow is this not all a conspiracy by klutch mafia? You can't convince me it's not.
>>157317627can some one translate this?
>Paul George on Russell Westbrook “He took the time to build a personal connection with every single guy on the roster - from talking rugby with Steven Adams to bonding over anime with Jerami Grant.”>to bonding over anime with Jerami Grantwhat anime does broddie like?
>>157317738he watching shounenshit for sure
>>157317718he just said "don't talk about me" but with a bunch of fluff around it because he's actually a psycho nigga who will kill someone so he had to make it clear he isn't going to, for now
LeSixer
Philadelphia is the new Mt Olympus
>>157317781I swear I've never seen an NBA player rate Slam Dunkits always fucking JJK and AoT.
>>157316452peloton?
Can't wait for the schedule lads
wow its the nuggets vs Timberwolves on Christmas again, real original Adam Silver.
Rui laughing his lmao off at how short Yuki is. The Cloppers signed Yuki Kawamura so now these two nips will get to eat rice together errrry day
>>157311701>A restraining order was issued against White in February 2026, requiring him to stay away from his former wife and their son. Said restraining order is enforceable for 50 years.[135]KWAB
>>157317781>Detective ConanNigga is lying for sure there are more episodes of dc than one piece
>>157317738Probably some elitist /a/ shit like Hidamari Sketch
>>157317738westSUSANOO has seen every single gundam series and movie and does not watch anime outside of that
Adam Silver will make sure the Knicks and Sixers are on Christmas day or the opening game then all the NPC's will be like "Oh Adam Silver is the goatttttttttttttttt"
adam silver da goat
lol fuck off.
The fucking state of this.
adam silver brought nba basketball back to the east coast
I fucking knew they'd do OKC vs Spurs opening night, fuck off
>>157319393Based
3PM ET first game of the season.
lmao
more like whoremoans
>>157319593pretending to be a transwoman grifting is a new low for Americans
>>157319642Nah, you have to make fun of retards. The less they are taken seriously the better.
>>157319140>BOS/DET at 3pm on a random tuesdayLMFAO Y'ALL AIN'T SHIT
>>157319593STUNNING AND BRAVE
>>157319123>>157319140It's sad that any retard would be able to manage the NBA better if not for all the faggotry
>>157319593Fucking based. Make the leftoid face their illogical retardation head on. People who have no actual principles other than "be kind" are in a checkmate.
>>157312286>It is 2025.>Ben Simmons has rejected a minimum contract offer from the New York Knicks.>He wants more money.>His agent quits.>He takes up fishing>He continues to take shirtless photos despite his negative aura.>The Knicks win the championship.>It is 2026>Ben Simmons has rejected a minimum contract offer from the...
>>157319642nothin gets libs more riled up than mirroring them. they always start callin you faggot and gay when you do. it'd be hilarious if they could comprehend the irony but instead it's just sad.
>>157319593this is ridiculous from every angle but needs to happen for the sanity of society
>>157316452
Bron finna GAPE brunshit leave his ass with a coinslot that hart would be envious of
>>157319593
royce white cant even see his son because the wife has a restraining order against him for least 50 years. dude is a clown
>>157319843Hi hun
>>157319843Nigga is afraid to fly he's gonna be on the road more than on the court
>>157319799kek
>>157319843im embarrassed my team (rockets) wasted a 1st round pick on a dude whos scared to fly on planes.
>>157319843Good so the son wont be a magatard incel.
>>157319843>dude is a clownfirst time learning about MtF?
my 3 year old son has no issue flying on planes. how can you be scared of them as a grown ass man?
Dude went from aviophobia to transphobia
>>157319857this ruined his carrer because it was hard for NBA teams to accomadate bussing out a scrub for away games. it basically ended his career before it began
>mmm the mentally ill nigger be spittin tho
League cooked with the Christmas schedule. Can they pick another day to have all the best games though?
>>157319593its like ten years too late to be doing this grift, just embarassing for anyone involved or who is even paying attention to it. wnba faggots are gonna keep spamming this as if its interesting enough to make people care about their nothing league
>>157319593It's like your parents using slang and killing it and making it lame. It's a cringe job but someone has to do it.
>I am Jaden Ivey>I am forgotten
>>157319928Americans can't comprehend how this man solved their sport.
>>1573199501st round exit btw
>>157319946Who?
>>157319961To be fair, Sota had a great group of players before blowing themselves up
what are the chances the joker doesn't resign with the nuggets next year? this team's future is fucked but he is gonna get a shit load of money if he stays
>>157319928no muscle just pure lard.yeah these cats are going out in the first round again.
>>157319998He's coming (to your) home
>>157320001nikola pevoic could do 25 pull ups at 7 foot 300 pounds. nba players are stronger then you think
The Aryan is in a slumber no more. Luka Dončić will have a MVP season and carry the Lakers to 60 wins. None of these blackies are ready for our run. Don't run when it comes bitch.>Got the best possible Luka big besides Chet and Wemby>AR All-NBA season>Thybulle All Defensive Team>Cameron Carr Rookie First Team>JJ Reddick Coach of the Year>Hustle player of the year Walker Kessler>All Defence Walker Kessler >Walker Kessler All-Star >6 Man of the Year Sandro Mamukelashvili>Most Improved Player of the year Austin Reaves>Most Valuable Player (Regular season) Luka Dončić>Western Conference Finals MVP Luka Dončić>Los Angeles Lakers win their 18th NBA Championship >Finals MVP Luka Dončić>Scoring Title Luka Dončić>Clutch player of the year Luka Dončić>Most fans All-Star votes Luka Dončić>Hottest man alive Luka Dončić>General Manager of the year Rob PelinkaLuka Dončić will lead the Los Angeles Lakers and beat either OKC or the Spurs in a playoff series in 6 games. Luka Dončić will whip FTA's faggot ass so bad he cries tears in the middle of the court right after Luka daggers one over his black ass head. The Oklachomo Shitty blunder won't expect Adam Silver to turn off role-player magnet-ball and preferential ref treatment, and will thus be called on their blatant fouling and awarding us free throws as a result of Austin and Luka's finesse. >LeFaggotLOL>FTALOL>Victim WembitchyamaLOL Get ready, Laker Nation will rise up with the L.A.W (Luke Dončić, Austin Reaves, Walker Kessler) and serve justice on these bums. Luka will use Carr, Adou, Grimes and Ziarie like a superhero getting passes from Magic Johnson. Neither FTA nor Victim Chembanyama can run plays, pass the rock, hit tough shots, clutch up, or grit down on their mouth-piece harder than Luka Dončić. Fuck every brown clown in Canada who hates Luka because he whipped their ass in the playoffs, now he has a real team again nigga. All time Convos for Luka SOON, grab your popcorn.
>>157319998He and Curry will play together in Charlotte
>>157320014>nba players are stronger then you thinki played against jared mccain in high school. dude is strong as fuck, especially his lower body. i was 6'3 200 at the time, good muscle mass as well since football was my main sport, i tried posting him up, dude didnt move an inch.
>fanfic on lukabawbaussie is mentlly ill
>>157320019they start juicing earlyu never had a chance
>>157319998hes gonnaa join luka
50yo Curry, Luka and Jokic in LA
>>157320019not steph curry. he was 160 pounds coming out of hs
mealanons been posting less after he got doxxed
>>157320186They are all very easy to draw
>>157320017>Luka Dončić will have a MVP season and carry the Lakers to 60 wins.TLDR Luka won't even play 60 games you dunce
AR hitting this on old ass bron on Jesus' birthday
>>157320186good. fuck him and his off topic bullshit
>>157320186how did you fags dox him? I assume its when he posted a receipt lol
You just know Bulgaria hang around public bathrooms and just... listens
>>157320223the retard posted his receipt. He only stopped posting when anons from NYC threated to go to syosset and a brazilian posted the jewish school he probably went to.
>>157320241>a brazilian posted the jewish school he probably went to.ngl if any nigga here posted my grade school id be freaked the fuck out. shame, he seemed like a nice guy but like>>157320220 said it was off topic.
>>157320241>the retard posted his receipt.you got baited so easily. you got outsmarted by a half jew, not even a whole jew, pathetic
Do Anons here consider Kobe one of the GOATS? I know Jesus does.
>>157320264i always had him bottom top 10 OAT pre death. post death niggas started putting him in GOAT convos for no reason.
>>157320277God will erase his daughter's memory of him on earth so she can have eternal rest in heaven. How do we feel about this fact?
why is there no "Luka needs to win a chip for his legacy otherwise he's a fucking chump bitch" talk at this point?
>>157320313bulgaria tried fighting inceltic a couple days ago. think al location was posted. petefag was born on june 1st and lives in the eastern time zone via his birthday post. malaysia is a psychology student.
>>157320318because then the comparisons to lebum would happenthen we'd go back to the drafts and see that lebum was anointed the chosen one and expected to win da rang out of high school year 1then we'd see that the media said luka is trash and deandre ayton is betterthen the media would have to face the facts they're subhumans and wrong at all timesthen we'd do further analysis and see that not only one but two mega shitters were taken above luka and more highly rated than him increasing the total humiliation of the sports mediaso that's why they keep it on the dl
>>157320313>weapskitz>inceltic>blunderskitz>mealanon
this nigga homeless
>>157320318luka, depsite playing for the lakers, is still an eastern euro, and thus, not as coo as the american players
>>157320408they did it to Giannis at this point iirc
>>157317293he didn't need to, between his handles and that game 7 shot retards ran pr for himthere were niggas who were actually putting him in curry and all time pg convos
Lebron really runs this shit.....
>>157320418but gianis doesnt have lakers protection. Plus he's black so nba fans are generally more interested in that
>>157320446Silver literally admitted to it when he said he was waiting on lebron to make his decision to make the schedule
>>157320446NBA can't open the season with an all white team. Not in 2026.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSt4hH4TSw
so glad this nigga got bitched out the league
Penis Cancer and White are 10 years too late for this lame ass forced culture war.One tweet from using "triggered" and "i identify as an attack helicopter"
>>157320728its funny because if they did let a trap in the black lesbians would start complaining the moment it scored a basket. Anyway I don't value women beyond being sexual objects so I oppose traps as I dont want to watch a trap when I'm watching for boobs and ass.
>>157320621this. dey be tryin to colonize the nba
>>157320791>watches the wnbaopinion discarded
>>157320621You know if someone was to quantify the amount of white DNA in the league we would probably see some pretty massive increases since the 90s. With both international players from europe and the massive amount of lightskins entering the league. The NBA is probably at its whitest since like the 70s
>>157320874yup. funny enough, the big man prison ball shit is what was keeping whites out of the nba
>>157320446Lakers return to irrelavancy in 3, 2, &...
>>157321079Luka will carry them to 48 wins and mentally check out after going down 0-2 against the Spurs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzwYDbaya2E
>>157321231dude led the league in assists in 2002 while on the dog ass cavaliers
>>157319928Why my nigga Jokic got no drip?>>157320313Doxx this dick in your mom's pussy bitchnigga.>>157320329>bulgaria tried fighting inceltic a couple days agoI didn't. The bitch brought it up talmbout booking the flight. I went all in and he backed out like the bitch he is.
>>157319928>>157321347white adults who have families dont care about drip
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/2087219283906457864kek wtf is giannis doing at a cs2 tournament in paris
>>157321357Fair. Don't have to go out of your way to dress like ass though.
>>157320621>lakerpacos trying to claim white people points because dey team be white esekekKEK
>>157321367that nigga prob just came from the pool. damn
>>157321360What's with Yanice being super duper cringe lately? Nigga been hanging out with a bunch of streamers. That crinjeet Neon of all "people". Now he's at a CS tournament. Nigga aint never play CS in his life. Can't mess with this goofy nigga no more.
>>157321388the funny thing is he picked a bunch of washed up shitters from a former superteam
>>157321333I was just watching his career high 22 assists for the Cavs. What a based playerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy3jXV50rsw
>>157321360prolly just another giannis money making scam
>>157321407I used to root for Faze when our guy Karrigan was on the team.
>>157320393Yeah, it's crazy how a guy with abysmal basketball IQ who can't even reliably make layups, has no 3 point shot, makes retarded turnovers constantly and still thinks he should have the ball all the time isn't getting any interest.
LaMelo's first prey had to be Giannis and that fake 83 monster.I didn't want to crush the Miami dream early but the game is the game.
>>157321388>the paid appearance confuses and enrages the fartgarian
I don't hate lebron. I hate his dickriders and bronsexuals.
>>157321611"Only good thing about LeBron is his caked up FART CANNON"-Bulgaria
why does the season start with a smelltics vs pisstons game?
>>157321752bawbston mafia crying
>spurs vs thunder opening nightwill blunderskitz show his face?
everyone wants to see Tatum vs Cade....
>>157321525You're getting beat the fuck up.
>>157321886Outside of the greek freak, the Heat fucking stink.Yeah I'm thinking Ant might drop 50.
>season is 10 weeks away
>>157321903Idk lil bro Bam might drop 84 on yall ass.
>>157321903sophie cunningham jumpscare
>>157321939they put some crack in your banitsa or something?
>>157321850maybe if the thunder win
>>157321976nigga better not show up he's been ducking this blitz for months and we're all gonna get that ass
WBK
>>157321975Nah I just know hoop.
>>157322010The last thing you know is hoop if you think Bam is dropping 84 pts on Gobert and McDemon BOZO.
>>157322026So what happens if your transpups lose, buddy boy?
>>157322081It's possible, I don't expect Ant and LaMelo to gel straight away, Might need a few matches to click.
>>157322094Why you backing down? No dawg havingass nigga.
>>157322099I'm a realist.We should beat them regardless but who knows how long it will take for them two to read each others minds in a split second and enter flow state together.
>>157322138Nnaaah sounds to me like you're afraid of the Bulgaria curse after seeing what happened to SGAy and the smelltics last season.
>>157322138During the 2026-2027 season, LaMelo Ball plays 50.5 games. You taking the over or the under?
>>157321983he knows who's after him
>>157322212Curse you shitty fucking nuggets to get good then bitch nicca.>>157322253Over, Minnesota medical staff didn't win an award for nothing.
>>157322284Ring check lil gayass fucknigga? Don't duck the smoke either.
>>157320318Most people have accepted that if Kylie didn't shit the bed every time he stepped foot in Boston that they woulda won a couple of years ago.
Caught that nigga bronSuckin on a childs dongWatched that nigga bronSuckin on a childs dongHate that nigga bronFor suckin on a childs dongWish that nigga bronDidnt suck a childs dongPray that nigga bron Never sucks anotha childs dong
He ducked the smoke. He ran when it came.
its crazy how denver is screwing Jokic because the owners are cheap
>>157322968>the owners are cheapwym Denver has the highest payroll in the league
>>157322977This. They aren't cheap. Just paid the wrong niggas too much
>>157322977you know what I am indeed a moron, you are correct...now i'm even more puzzled why they are shitting away Jokics last good years.
I mean Jamal Murry shouldn't be on 9 million less than Jokic.
/nfl/ cooked with this one
denver just wanted to pay anyone who played decent to a huge contract and get it over with
Denver is just stuck because no one wants Jamal Murray and his retard contract unless they want to unload something even worse. Braun's isn't much better. Aaron Gordon is making a lot of money for a glue gut. Cam Johnson is making a lot but might be movable but not for a significant upgrade. Sometimes you just don't have a positive move on the board to make. They made all their potential good moves already and fucked it up.
>>157323058its the offseason bro, relax.
>>157323081All of that shit is during the season
foreigners were trying to claim that french ngubu as some epic yuro own over america and then the knicks raped and gaped him kek
>>157323058what's wrong with westbrook tho
>>157323058This general does suck, any adult minded person can see you'd be better of analyzing regular seson games alone than coming to /nba/ to discuss what you're seeing. This site is just honestly shit at this point. It's sad because it never used to be this way but they don't ban the schizo posters or off-topic anons at all.
>>157323058MC shit right here.
>>157323058>posting your own screenshot
still way less mentally ill than the other american sports gennies especially /mlb/
>>157323196/hoc/ is worse, but /heem/ is probably the worst general on this sight. Fighting already attracts retards, now imagine them on 4chan
>>157323196I thought /mlb/ was chill?
>>157323213that's where all the anti petes gather to plot gayops
>>157323213it's a bunch of mentally ill discord troons and chicanos who have been spamming the same posts for years
I'm wondering. Seriously. What did Lebron James did??? Why does he have so many haters??? Going to other teams to win is a valid reason to hate???
>>157323245He's a fakeass nigga and a bitchass nigga.
for the love of God sign Simmons, philthy. The trainwreck will be even more glorious
>>157323213weebs.
>>157323272Anime is great. Japan #1.
>>157323245Started a 20 year political campaign to try to convince retards that he’s the greatest to play basketball even though the bitch can’t even shoot.
>brapfag>weeaboo>lives in a 3rd world country >makes 4k a yeargrim
I just scouted /nfl/ and they have Ed, Edd & Eddy memes, while we don't...
>>157323307Ask yourself who was Jordan’s competition …..was there a Steph , Klay , rose , harden , Durant, Howard , Pierce , Westbrook , shaq, Kobe when he was doing that ? Lebron went to 10 finals that alone in the modern day era where there’s no such nonsense like illegal defense should be taken into consideration
bron literally bought the media kek
>>157323343>Lebron went to 10 finalsAnd he only won 4*
>>157323343His competition was the worst eastern conference in history. The bitch air balls his free throws so he’s worse than children at basketball
>>157323343Yeah bro he never player againt Bird, Magic, Thomas and the Bad Boy Pistons, Ewing, Shaq, Hakeem, Drexel, Barkley, Payton and Kemp, DRob, Mosesed Malone, Petrovic, Reggie,
Lebron's competition only looks good because they dunked on him. That man single-handily saved Dirk's legacy
I have no clue what yall gonna talk about after LeBron retires
>>157323195I didn't post that but yes I did screenshot it
so did all the mexicans swap to being lelbron fanboys after he joined the lakers?
>>157323323Yeah but we have the Bulgarian fart cannon
>>157323156Take a look at /hoc
>>157323515Players who are actually good, it’ll be a great time. They might even fix the rules since they no longer have to accommodate the guy who can’t dribble and has to offensively foul his way to points
Players haven't got more skilled, the rules just got looser. You actually need less skills in general to be a decent player nowadays.
>>157323825seriously, moving screens are out of control
>>157319593These AGP predator trannies can't even handle some bum ass old niggas taking the piss out of them kek
>>157322584
>>157323870Moving screens, carries everywhere, frame perfect gather steps, offensive fouls disguised as foul baiting, etc. It's so bad it's practically a different sport.In 20 years players will be able to just sprint with the ball as long as they can make it glide it through the air horizontally lol
Clinging to Jordan over LeBron ignores objective facts. LeBron beats Jordan across every key individual metric: 2PT%, 3PT% & True Shooting % Assists & Rebounds per game Positional versatility (1-5) & prime athleticism Longevity: 22 elite seasons vs 15 Best teenager at 17 & best veteran at 38+Finals records are team stats. If rings defined individual talent, Russell > Jordan. A player only controls his own stats—and LeBron objectively wins the numbers game.
Bronsexuals do it for free.
>>157323951Jordan ever air ball a free throw though?
>>157323825the shot making and general athleticism has substantially improved. The defensive schemes are also more complex. That's about it
>>157323977If you didn't know Royce White was being disingenuous how would you invalidate him as a "woman"
>>157323998The skillset changed yes
The Lakers will NOT play on opening night for the first time since 2019. LeBron’s motion is different.
>>157323951The only thing LeFraud has is longevity. And that is actually starting to do more harm than good at this point. Imagine playing for 25 years and only having 4 rings. Actually sad
>>157322584these bars do hit tho
>>157324055I accept the concession retard kwab
>>157323276
>>157324094except its now more about cute fem boys
Can someone remind me who are the current world champions of basketba
>>157324126kek
>>157324212the hated NYC knicks and the superior east coast?
>>157324024This is a good thing, LA needs a season flying under the radar. Being in the perpetual NBA spotlight for nearly 60 years, it takes a toll.
This wnba game is terrible basketball. Fever is girlknicks so I assume these are good teams too. Awful ball.
>>157324538Wrong thread my bad
>bronny, tell me how my ass tastes
Yall not tired of hating on LeBron? He’s the GOAT end of story! Next subject!
Is 4chan mobile fucked up for anyone else
why Ant hand on his dih?
Tiny Archibald, Kukoc, Kenyon Martin, Patrick Beverly, Kyle Korver, Marvin Williams all finished their careers with Bucks
>>157324688>He ain't felt his friends dih from time to timeIt's bro/friend shit, it shows they're close. This is a good sign for Minny.
>>157324688He wore those socks in the eifel tower picture
>>157324688Why is the NBA so infestdd with zesty blk boys?
>>157323058why's he talking shit about /vr/ it's not THAT slow
>>157324094Hilarious image
>>157324684I haven't been able to post on mobile, browser or kurobaex, months now, since they've added the new captcha basically. It just tells me my region is temp banned and to try again later. So gay
>>157324094Im gonna say 'wow fantastic' when my wife gets naked tonight
>westbrook close to a move to hapoel tel avivdark days for anti-zionist westbrook fans out there
>>157325020westYHWH in coming home
>>157325020Theres a joke about shooting recklessly in there somewhere
>>157323058kek peeing into an ocean of piss
>>157324684>browsing on a cell phone
>>157324688even the bucks with kids are zesty
>>157324684phoneposters deserve the worst
>>157324046While ring hopping from all in leveraged team to all in leveraged team
What are our predictions for the walker Kessler experiment
>>157325593white ayton
>>157325593i hope everyone involved with lakeshits will fail miserably
>>157325593I've always thought hes good but on a tanking utah team then i think he got actually injured
>>157324307Ah yea that’s right :)
>>157325593good back up for when jokic is resting
>>157325593Lakers are cooked without Lebron and Ayton's defense.
>>157325593leon rose tried to get him a few years ago and he's got a decent track record on brightskinnned black centers
bron is living in New York so he can be closer for xiddy conjugal visits also brons contract expires (and he retires) exactly when xiddy gets out of prison he also sold his sons anal virginity to xiddy
>>157325593Lakers fighting to stay out of the play-in
>>157326198Get this to Torres
JEWISH BASKETBALL can you weigh in on Westbrook to Tel-Aviv?
Marriage and relationships kinda suck if you have money
>>157326247This isn't the AD years buddy
>Westbrook to Tel-Aviv report is laughably false - Marc Stein
Players in NBA History to average 32/7/7 in a Single Season (RS + Playoffs):Luka Doncic (2026)Luka Doncic (2024)Luka Doncic (2023)Michael Jordan (1989)
>>157326743They were better with AD
>>157326815Why won't he play d. Michael played d
>>157327142Michelle played against cable guys and part time bartenders
>Haliban return game not nationally televised>no Knicks Pacers Christmas bloodsport gameThe NBA really fucking hates the Pacers huh
>>157327243>>Haliban return game not nationally televised
the pacers have no aura, one shitty finals doesn't change anything.
>>157327281Fuck you nigga
>>157327281If a team's best player tears an achilles in game 7 of the finals that player should probably be on national tv when they come back. If it weren't a jewish league that';s how it would be.
>>157311442it leaked
>>157327299>If a team's best player tears an achilles in game 7 of the finals that player should probably be on national tv when they come back.Wait, you're serious?
>>157324688This zesty ahh nigga always got his stomach out wtf
>>157327281>Britbong jeet thinking this isn't peak auralol lmao
>>157327304T.F is this... 2k ratings?
>>157327142https://youtu.be/98LBSunTuZg?is=uLWdtZj78hwJhJNA
>>157326820He barely played outside of his first season.
>>157323131>can't shoot 3s>can't shoot midrange shots>can't even be trusted to make layups consistently>still has retard-tier BBIQ after all these years and makes the dumbest fucking plays at the worst possible moment>won one of the more laughable MVPs in recent memory because the voters decided that you couldn't average a triple double and NOT win it and then snubbed Jokic while he did it back-to-back which is apparently less impressive somehow>incredibly insecure and defensive because he knows he's going to go down in history as a bricklayer who won nothing and gets into beef with fans constantly because he cannot handle any sort of bantz>will begrudgingly accept a reduced role because he kinda fucking has to at this point but still not so secretly thinks of himself as an impact player despite the mountain of evidence that should have burst his ego bubble like 2 or 3 years ago>has a weird face
>>157327466>can't shoot 3s>can't shoot midrange shots.>will begrudgingly accept a reduced role because he kinda fucking has to at this point but still not so secretly thinks of himself as an impact player despite the mountain of evidence that should have burst his ego bubble like 2 or 3 years agoEnough about LePedophile
>the sixers play in the biggest market in the east opening day>the sixers play in the biggest market in the west on christmas
>>157327521>nationally televised humiliation rituals
>Sixers fans being obnoxiousWow who would've thought.
>>157327533Is that Dillon Brooks?
>>157319593>all this to get btfo in a primary
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Why is 4chan mobile stuck in computer mode? Where can I change this?
>>1573285411. Go on the browser config at top or bottom right. 2. There should be something like "Disable Desktop view"3. Then stop being a phoneposter
I'm surprised there's so much dedication for Christmas games selection in the NBA, In Football they just throw out any old shit.
>>157328558shows the power of football that its not about marquee matchups, but who gets a turn (along with detoilet and the cowgirls)
>>157328558It really makes me wonder why the hell hasn't Silver moved the NBA Cup to even earlier, so the final can be held on Christmas. It doesn't even need to be the only game happening either, but it would make it a bit more special
>>157328574They have to generate elite matchups for Christmas. The NFL could schedule some bullshit like Panthers vs. Cardinals on thanksgiving and it would destroy any NBA game.>>157328604Since no one cares about the NBA cup, it wouldn't matter if they held it on Christmas. They need to curate the schedule to involve big markets and superstars. It's the only chance they have to get eyeballs from the NFL. The worst shit that could happen is two random small market teams get hot, causing viewership and shared revenue collapses.
>>157328677>The worst shit that could happen is two random small market teams get hot, causing viewership and shared revenue collapses.No? They could just do all the games they want plus the cup final. At most they are sacrificing one good match up to hype up a product that will eventually be liked
Your Las Vegas Blackjacks ladies and gentlemen
>>157327599Our resident sixers fan is a jew. He's chill though.
>[Shelburne] The Los Angeles Lakers are being sold to American businessman Josh Kushner and Bob Iger for a record breaking price over $12 billion, multiple sources told ESPN. Kushner and Iger pivoted to make an aggressive offer to buy the Lakers from Mark Walter.What does this mean for the Lakies and Luka? or is it just another billionaire move that means fuck all for the average person
>>157328856It means the same thing as always. Lakers 2nd round exit.
>>157328856it means the Lakeshits are now owned by Israel and the Trump family. Have fun.
LMFAO I JUST READ THE NEWSHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA OH NO NO NO NO!!!!!GAYKERS!!!! FUCKING GAYKERS LMAO OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>LeMickey gone>Mickey Mouse buys LakersDisney was the best owner of the Angels to be fair, but CBS was a disaster for the Yankees.
my arsiesmy bearsiesmy bulliesmy cubbiesmy firesiesmy hawkies:) :) :)
>>157328956Trump and Disney hooked up
>>157328856>$12 billionthe european mind cannot comprehend the value of our local sports teams
>[Shelburne] The Los Angeles Lakers potential new owners plan to change their primary colors from the legendary purple and gold to pink and black.It's over
>>157328856It means the jews were mad at Trump for not giving them a stake at FIFA, so Trump pushed the goy Lakers owner to sellout his stake.Trump is that bully who only bullies kids 5 years younger than him in school.
>david, david, david>come on mang>just one ring and we'll make a movie about it>it'll have zendaya in it mang>come on mang please
>>157328989Fake news, they're changing the colors to blue and white and they will have an Israeli flag on all the uniforms and the players are all being brough to Israel for a hasbara trip
>>157329000>000I'm afraid this is a trvke...
Lakers being in California will prevent any migger bandwagonners
>>157329000Lakers colors were originally Blue and White, I got a Blue and White Jerry West jersey
>>157328988The american mind cannot comprehend saying no to jews.EuroCHADS said no to the same big nosed individuals from turning football into a 6 break (+tip) mess
>news
What does Bob Iger have to do with Israel though?
>Saudis buy the Kunshers>Kushners buy the LakersGuess who is winning the next mid season sandnigger cup?
>>157328474Top 75 can be a popularity contest at times. Hill’s stretch from 96-2000 is better than any stretch ray or miller ever had. But Miller and ray have playoff moments and are popular. Hill is forgotten and more remembered for being injured in orlando
Holy shit it’s over lakie bros
>>157329037huh, I wonder
>>157329049It's a retarded concept to begin with. Eras are too different to compare some top 15~25 guy from now to 40 years ago
>>157328856it's now our patriotic duty to abandon the lakers and make the disneoid and vulture capitalist jew kill themselves or allow himself to be gaped for a saudi bailout.
>>157328856Lukamickey
>>157329071The eras thing doesn’t matter to me. It’s all about where you rank in your era. So a guy like dolph schayes was better in his era than ray allen was in his era. So dolph will be ranked more favorably
>>157329089I agree, but we all know everyone will have recency bias and rate some bum over some legend just because he didn't have handles or something, even if that's complete bullshit
>>157329060New York City is in the United States hell, its mayor is Muslim. The only Jew to ever run it was a gay who ate all the food AIDS victims couldn't
>lakers bought by disney man and a fucking kushnerit's so over
>>157329018very happy for the Burnleys of the worldmay they can continue to enjoy getting shitstomped for decades to come
i dont think the new anti tanking rules are enough. american sports will always be "fake" without relegation or consequences of some sort. the whole rewarding being bad thing has to go completely. the spurs guy talking about wemby is just disgusting imi. let rookies come in as free agents or something
wasn't the lakers owner under investigation lol
>>157329130yes, by the trump-controlled SECconveniently sold off to a trump relative while under investigation by trump's governmentnothing to see here, folks!
>>157329139the guy made $2b in a year by selling, it would be shady if he lost money
LeZionist kicking himself for leaving Israel's chosen team
I miss the Buss family already. It was nice having my Lakies owned by a small family business instead of billionaire jews
>>157329139Anon, read the comments this is about Israel
>>157329124>let rookies come in as free agents or somethingThis is the obvious solution. Let them just be free agents. Still have rookie scaled salaries and what tier of contract you can offer depends on which apron you are under. I think this would actually lead to teams turning things around faster since they could in theory sign more than one "1st round" level guys if they are good at recruiting.
>>157329161no one would play for small markets ever again, except overpaid mercenaries looking for a bagyou'd end up contracting half the league
>>157329161yes and it removes any dependency on luck. you would be able to plan your salaries and leave cap space for promising rookies with for example a bidding war between clubs.
>>157329182Rookies would go where they'd get the most money and even more importantly playing time, not contenders.
>>157328856They’re calling this the most Jewish event in sports history
>>157328856New owners are always a big deal for teams as a teams rise and fall is generally structural and related to ownership decisions and management just as much as market. Previous owner was under tax investigation and got an offer he couldn't refuse. New owners typically make some retarded trades like how Mavs new owner traded Luka, Ballmer traded the farm for Paul George, and the Nets bullshit they do every few years. Lakers previous new owner they had for all of 1 year didn't do that and he was also the owner of the Dodgers so he was probably a legit good owner. New owner is related to Trump and an old Disney guy so this is probably bad news for the Lakers and a sign they will be making some retard trades within the next year and completely changing the coach and GM.
>>157329152They were running one of the most storied sports franchises in the world like a mom and pop shop
it will all burn in 10 years, anyway
>>157329247And it worked out very well for them. Star players loved that treatment and atmosphere.
it's so fucking over
>>157328856Lemickey is eternal
>>157329265That is unironically what set them apart through the Kobe era.
So is this why LeBron wanted out of LA?
>tfw going to have to change my tripname because the Lakers are absolute joke nowWhy does God smite me so I really shouldnt have laughed at the Jeethawks so hard I guess.
One of the most iconic franchises in all sports being bought and sold by private equity like cattle, it's over...
>>157329301LeNazi
The Laketurds are getting shipped to Vegas in 2028
The pedophile in chief bought the Lakers lmao. How long until Luca can opt out?
>>157329301I wouldnt be suprised if Lebron tipped the Feds before leaving out of spite.
>>157319642I know a lot of it is attention whoring and grifting, but you have to make these people take a fucking stance. Either a man that says they're a woman can play in the WNBA or not. That's all there is to it.
>>157323058>Disrespecting WestVISHNUA thousand years of misfortune will be all your bloodline.
Funniest NBA news since the kawhi shit hit the fan. Honestly funnier
>>157329362luka is probably a chud this is a great pivot for the lakies, there's a whole untapped market of chuds who don't watch the nba and will have an all white trump approved team to root fornot only that but stern will have to grin and bear it when kushner/saudi/trump bypasses the cap
Lakers moving to VegasBlazers moving to SeattleCursed timeline
>>157323058>CanadiansValid point
wow the Lakers were the sloppy seconds because they couldn't buy a chunk of FIFA kek. And the lakers are getting sold because the previous owner is under fraud watch. And leGOAT left.
holy fuck duuuuu, its the knicks vs the 76ers againso hype!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157329301Robert Iger and LeBron James are Neighbors btw
The nba only cares about lebron
>>157329502Holy shit... the legendary rivalry...
>>157329502Blazers have more primetime games than indiana kek
Why is nobody talking about how this league is full of players who throw game, and full of refs who throw games?
>>157329528The jobber west coast team
>>157329502>still not using divisions as groups*yawn*
>>157329534That’s the nba
really hate this "Pacers are a big time team" meme
>>157329534it's entertainment not competition
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>>157328856>admin drums up fake charges to pressure Walter into selling to the trumpstein-netanyahu familynow israel owns the lakers, this is going to be the most monumental hate watch season of my life
>>157330395kek