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>Mets playing like killers while Lindor continues to stink and Soto is on the DL>only after the trade deadlinewdtmbt?
you are posting in a scandinavian thread
>>157315181don't overthink things and just enjoy it
>>157315173why denmark
>>157315184I just learned I'm 1/16th Swedish.
>>157315191sexuality is a spectrum
>>157315188it's just banter
>>157315187I'm studying rn but I'm enjoying the box scorelet's hope Ewing & Benge continue to boost their statsalso how does JJ Wetherholt have 4 WAR? lil nigga has a sub 600 OPS. it's just a clown statistic if he wins ROY over Benge or Ew
>>157315199he was a good egg
>>157315204you didn't need to say "if he wins ROY over Benge of Ew"
dodgers
>5-2 after one inning egads!
Mandela Effect: I could've sworn Josh Hamilton was dead.
>>157315217
>>157315222plz start winning some games ffs
barfy gonna doo em
>>157315222>ohtanisub 900 DH locked up for another 15 years. barely as valuable as PCA today even at his own meme peak>pagesregressive shitter>freemana gentleman. a scholar. a good man. a hall of famer>edmanannoying rat fuck that no one will ever remember who SURELY will stop being a stick in my ass every single postseason>bettsfast ride down the hill>rojaswhomest>hernandezwashed unc>muncydisgusting slob of a power hitter, admittedly manages to be good despite being built like a bag of dog food>feducciawho teh fuck>skubalshameless mercenary who traded dignity for an easy win. literally the kevin durant of baseball. his team will let him down
DFA ElderDFA Acunya
Why are we so dead?
>>157315234Thats not gonna happen, bud
>>157315248Sorry, I was busy watching some Baseball.
>>157315248discord xisters are working overtime on /a/ today
did the jays finally replace that old hag?
>>157315234need smitty back
>>157315222Go ahead GOATani, hit it right out of the park I’m a good little bottom bitch yes I am
>>157315254>working
Is the magic over?
>>157315256I had sexual intercourse with her
>>157315263when you do it for free, you get unlimited OT
went to taco bell, now i feel ill
>>157315248gards don't play today so a lot of posters took the day off
DFA Anthopolis
>Taillon lasted 4 innings and now is being pulled abruptlyOH BOY ANOTHER DAY ONE PITCHER INJURY KEEP EM COMING BASEBALL GODS FUCK YOU BY THE WAY
>>157315264it never existed in the first place dum dum
>>157315264Definition of a linsanity run. Won't eveb make the post season.
>>157315248No Marlins baseball
>>157315248It's a travel day and I'm making fried rice.
>>157315274wh*toid problems
>>157315286a man's gotta eat
Can the Gays go ONE GAME without an injury, holy fuck
>>157315286you are white, urupaco
>>157315274>wpbl
CAM ON BERDS SCORE SUM FACKIN RUNS
Doyers
>>157315246Dodgerbros, is any of this true?
>>157315285please tell me you put some animal protein in that bihh
>>157315300The Freeman one is 100% true
>Taillon is injured>someone used my
the dream is dead. mlbtv is back to blacking out my local team after a fluke last night of them not
>>157315286What??
>>157315246>Skubal>shameless mercenary who traded dignity for an easy win. literally the kevin durant of baseball. his team will let him downSkubal didn't chose the doyers
>>157315305>>157315307Are these bots?
>>157315305rogers stadium special
>>157315173the worlds first ever retractible dome sporting venue deserves more respect than this. I hope trump invades Iceland.
Berds?
>>157315308yakubian demon issues
>>157315314everyone is a bot but you
>>157315307i hate when that shit happens. i told our mlels team that the standing areas on the concourse were the best part of the stadium experience. the next season, they were cordoned off premium hospitality zones.
>>157315318cumming from behind was always the plan
remember when "the frog" used to actually have a name? he was called Pepe. and his derpier little bro was called Apu.all these moments lost... like tears in rain.
>wordle has been impossibly easy for the past two weeks>connections has been impossibly difficult for the past two weeksforwhatpurose.jpg
>>157315246>barely as valuable as PCAdoes PCA generate billions of revenue from Japanese fans?
The big penis is just the penis forged by a thousand penises
HEY GRAY, STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAT YOU WANKER
PHILLIES SMOL BAWL ALERT
>>157315335>wordle in the big 26
>>157315337your criminal bookkeeping has no power here
>>157315341through frotting
>>157315334Then it got high jacked by homosexual "groyers"
>>157315343a crooked hat was cool back in his day
>>157315351frotting is another one just like tittyfucking; looks dumb and pointless in porn, feels fucking incredible in real life
1 pitcher provides 100x the value of an outfielder. I mean I could play outfield. It can’t be that hard.
>>157315246
>>157315358Go my Yankees btw, forgot to mention
>>157315356>new bj pitcher is "Woods Dick"
>>157315360Such a banal take. Pitchers don’t even have to hit anymore, they barely have to field, then they take a half-weeks worth of rest.
>>157315360you can't even run down the block without needing a medicand they didn't call you butterfingers in high school only because you fisted your own ass
>>157315358Being gay is the most underrated lifehack.
>>157315303ham of course
Swing and a drive!
>>157315360>It can’t be that hardAir ball dead in the air close enough to where you stand sure, but what if it's a ground ball to right field and now you have to throw it to 3rd, or a homer looking one that you have to climb the wall to get, I don't believe any of the shit in baseball is even slightly easy.
>>157315378
Can't wait for the Red Sox to strand these guys on base.
I can't help but root for the Orioles; their logo alone makes them likeable.
>>157315385most people here are sickly uncoordinated anime fans who somehow stumbled onto baseball because the japanese like it. 95% of posts should not be taken seriously
Please afill me
>>157315385Even determining where the ball is going off the bat on a line drive is not easy. I would fucking love to see /mlb/ try to run down some fly balls. It’d be pure comedy.
>>157315369Bauer wore a heart monitor while on the mound. He was sitting at over 140 bpm. it's 2 days later when most of them really feel the effects the most.
Guys, I just can’t with the Red Sox anymore. I just can’t.
Neat
>>157315372if by gay you mean bisexual
>southern homosexual hamlet native americans
>>157315394wtf is your problem?!
>>157315378DISGUSTING>even the bj casters are talking smack about the dodgersthere it is
>>157315417 lel
Lindor's OPS is almost at .800
The Red Sox lost.
>>157315378hell yeah based
>>157315247>AcunyaAcunia was ~50% participation in 2021 (3.5 WAR), who would take him? >ElderHow much do we have to pay you?
Charlie Mcadoodoo'em
>>157315353>high jackedyou have to go back ranjeet
>>157315378Ham fried rice? I usually throw some chicken thighs or pork chops in mine.
I checked the extraemily stream and some dumb white bitch is lecturing her about slurs and pronouns.
I am going to the White Sox game tomorrow. They are giving out pope hats.
>>157315447Idk what that is and I don’t care to find out
>>157315450seems in poor taste
>>157315450why not something more practical, like body armor?
>>157315447adult and supposedly heterosexual man talking about "checking extraemily's stream"
Fucking cheating blowjays
>>157315390The key to being an Os fan is being smug in the face of crushing defeat
>>157315450im buddhist
>>157315465Their season is basically over. Let them try and cheat to save their shit season.
>>157315450for me it's the fifth inning peace-be-with-you
>>157315468Namaste
>>157315478And also with you
>>157315491that's hinduism
>>157315444im whiter then any gay ass "groyper">>157315468im sorry anon, i hope your family takes news well
>Semien>not semen
>OH NO THE RED SOX ARE BEHIND 1-0! IT’S SO OVER! IS THE CINDERELLA STORY OVER?!
i thought you faggots said the braves were good
whos head we kicking in with our new kicks?
more like pooddhist
i thought you faggots said the mets were bad
I enjoy watching Mets fans suffer.
>>157315502>>157315508keep it calm
What, exactly, are Red Sox fans moaning about?
>>157315463who said I’m heterosexual?
>>157315508>win a gameW-we're so back!
>>157315513sorry jani
>>157315503These are truly hideous
Holy shit, the Padres and Brewers have never won a single World Series in the 57 years that both franchises have existed. No wonder you don't see any fans post here.
>>157315518no one ever
>>157315528wow! i just looked and the entire nation of brazil has ZERO!
>>157315512joke's on you, 'nonno. we were born in the suffering. molded by it. we didn't see a hopeful season until we were already men. and by then, it was nothing but MEMEING
160 iq play by henderson and holiday
>>157315508The Mets get a lead in the 4th inning and their fans are planning the WS parade again.
>>157315394TRVTH NVKE
>>157315537i look like this and post here
>>157315538They got the lead in the first inning tyvm
>>157315494it's a broadly used term that several faiths commonly use also, Siddhartha lived in what is now India don't get him confused with the fat buddha >Buddhism is an adopted faith in China
What's /mlb/'s favorite pitch? For me, it's the backdoor slidder.
>>157315535weak cope
>>157315540i look like this and post here
>>157315503Are those hats actually leather or just brown?
Jaren Duran is dogshit. Get him off the team.
>>157315548slurve
>>157315547my brother in dharma, namaste is still primarily a Hindu greeting. of course other people say it. I'm Punjabi, when we great Hindu people, we say namaste/namaskar. but that doesn't mean our actual Sikh saying isn't sat sri akal
>>157315246I know who feduccia is!he went home to the dodgers after the required training stint with the Rayssurprising many such cases when it comes to Dodgers
>>157315535Brazilian grandpas wear Yankees hats but have no idea what baseball is. They think it's a fashion brand. Baseball is basically nonexistent here, sadly.
>>157315548for me it's the circle change
MURPHY DINGER
who is extraemily
Shart sox getting gaped by our blowpen - kek!
>>157315556No you don’t get it anon, he has hustle like no other. In the (rare) cases where he puts the ball in play he turns singles into doubles and doubles into triples
>>157315519>>157315538you little weaklings really are just a bunch of mean girls with micro cocks
>>157315581no u
>>157315562You have remarkably good English for someone who I assume isn't a native user fo the language>not perfect, but have you ever met an American in real life? won't find perfection there either
>>157315548knuckleball.
>>157315566lel that's exactly how europe is
>>157315581always with cock jokes
mestbros...
>SUHWHEENG ANNADRIVE!>AND THATBALL IS GAAAHN~!I miss him so much bros, he wasn't Vin Scully but I grew to like his voice and his cozy takes
>>157315573My cumslut fucktoy.
i thought you hetersexuals said the mets were decent
>>157315587my family moved to America when I was 1-2 years old. English is pretty much my first language. Punjabi is 1b I guess, while Hindi is secondary.you know one of the most celebrated living authors is of Indian heritage, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_Rushdie
>>157315590bags of sand
>>157315176>>157315173Winky and the Dane /nu/!!
Nick Sogard? More like Nick So Shit.
>>157315540no... NO!!!
>>157315598>>157315573look up lucy mochi so you can drop this potato face
>>157315598This is just shoeonhead ran through an Asian filter
>>157315540you are mentally ill
2-0 blue jays - wow!
>>157315604Satanic Verses is an amazing book, but I'm more of a Blood Meridian kinda guy >wait, he's still alive?? good for him
>>157315625agent 0 is active
>>157315604so you look like this
Get Sonny Gray off the mound.
>>157315630I never read Blood Meridian am I missing out? I enjoyed No Country and The Road.
>>157315604kill yourself
>>157315493>PROTESTANT DETECTED
>>157315566If we limit the scope to MLB teams, up until about three years ago, the vast majority of people in Japan wore Yankees caps. I hate to admit it, but Yankees caps are stylish.Of course, these days you see a lot more Dodgers caps in Japan.
>>157315630based. off the top of my head, my favorite works are The Tempest (Shakespeare), ASOIAF (GRRM), and The Iliad. if nonfiction counts, then I'm blown away by Kant's Prolegamena and Critique of Pure Reason, and I'm a big fan of Plato's work and Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics. I'm definitely interested in reading McCarthy. I love the Coens' No Country for Old Men>>157315641nah I'm clean shaven. that's a "real" Sikh (he seems a bit performative 2bh)>>157315648nah, too much to do
>>157315644if you enjoy nihilism and know anything about Gnosticism, it's worth the time
>>157315644its good but hard to read. like half of it is in spanish. child of god, now theres one you can read in a day
>>157315652No I was raised Catholic, and that was always part of mass. President would say peace be with you, we would respond and also with you, then you would shake hands and say peace be with you to everyone.
>>157315644>>157315657>>157315659here's all you need to know to understand Cormac's entire vibe
runs. score them
>>157315664Priest* wtf kind of autocorrect was that…
Bravesbros how we feelin'?
>>157315670the mets... they're... TOO STRONG!!
>>157315644It’s good but slurped way too hard by il/lit/erates and the like
did Bo finally decide to play better now? good for him I guess
>>157315598thats sad dude>>157315630>Whatever exist without my knowledge, exist without my consent.>>157315641Hey its the dude who delievered my pizza a few days ago
>have bat>dont swing itexplicarme por favor
>>157315684he's been hitting well since june
2-0 is the most dangerous lead
>>157315691Swinging is detrimental you should hope for balls and then you walk
>>157315703This isn't /hoc/
the pitch almost missed the stadiumkek
>>157315704>you should hope for ballsspeak for yourself fag
Blue Jays pissing away their ABS challenges.
the ump in bos/tor is a certified tard
>>157315712thank fucking god
>>157315712>This isn't /hoc/it basically is now that one faggot spends his life here forcing his memes that newfags end up parroting
>be austin riley>swing at ball 10 ft off the plateits so tiresome
>>157315720My brother is retarded
uhhh... Metsbros?...
The ol fake scoreboard trick
>>157315703this post didn't age well
Fucking Nick Sogard man.
>>157315725It’s all one guy?
the absolute state of bombston
UH SOXIES?
>>157315735for me it's Nick Guers
My Mets are just gonna let this lead bleed away one inning at a time
>mets catcher sets up inside>pitcher throws outside>jarvis swings anywayFUCK
>>157315725woah that means theres more /nrl/ posters here than /hoc/ posters
>>157315669>>157315664the catholic church changed the official response to peace be with you to "and with your spirit," only prots still say "and also with you"
>asleep at the scoreboard
And then I'm going to knock the Patriots out of the playoffs to cap it off
>both runners thought there were two outsuhhhhhh
toronto just faked out boston by putting 2 outs on the scoreboard when there was only 1. the league must investigate and determine how many draft picks the blue jays should forfeit
>>157315737No
>>157315744Off today
>>157315756Well I haven’t been to church in about two decades so I’ll take your word for it.
Boston should get the inning backshameless cheating
the kek sox
CAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH
>>157315774it's not the scoreboard's responsibilities to keep track of outs, the scoreboard is for the viewers
some crazy cheating happening at the rogers center
somebodys getting tossed tonight
jomboy moment
>>157315780I GET TO HEEMINGAND EVERY TIME WE FISTYOUR DEATH BECOMES NIGH
>>157315782t. scoreboard cheater
bro they can't overturn this
This disinformation shit is an effective technique!
>ok, so what we have here...
What the fuck is going on in the Sox game
this is some chaotic kino in Toronto
>>157315782
>>157315794they are trying to get the run allowed as a time play if he scored before the doubule play
spaghetti everywhere
>>157315791Is it alright, Rob, that I put the wrong amount of outs up there?
these zoomer players really need the scoreboard eh
>>157315798why is there even a review??? he didn't even tag up kek
Umpie getting gaped by both teams in Atlanta kek
huge fucky wucky in the 'dome
>canadian rules baseball
>Absolute spaghetti happing in canada Why I am I not surprised
Pfma
>>157315808yeah i know.....
banana ball status?
>>157315815i look like this
>>157315824I gotta banana and some balls for ya
chatgpt must not be loading in the replay room in new york
>>157315815who is this guy? he used to be posted so much. gunkiest neckbeard I've ever seen
>>157315815>lord of the rings ring>kingdom hearts keyblade>somehow there’s also a third necklace
they didn't throw to third so he's not out
I don't think there's any sport right now that gets 5 judges on the field to consult the ancient book of rules so they can confer their wisdom and interpret the holy words of the sport
>>157315824peeled and Saunday'd
fans should flood the field if this counts as a run
DDDUUUHHHHFOURTH OUT APPEAL?WHAT?
>>157315824still gay
business idea: if you score before the ball is caught, it counts
>>157315830Jej
if they give them a run this is fucking retarded
>>157315841:D
I’ve never seen this before kek that’s crazy
>>157315841Sumo
HOW IS THIS STILL GOING ON KEK
ive never seen a review this long
Fucking Supreme Court ova here
NOBODY KNOWS HOW BASEBALL WORKS
>>157315850if they do it's the jays fault for trying to cheat with the scoreboard
MIT bros, we just have hacked the entire MLB...
KEKEKEKEKEKIT COUNTS
2 balls (2 testigles) 1 strike (1 benis) :DDDD
WOW THE RUN ACTUALLY SCORED lol
lmao deep dicked by the umpies gotta smother that momentum
haha suck it toronto
blow gays coming up with new humiliation rituals
WHAT!?!?!?!??! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
>>157315841NFL also has moments like that
>>157315867it's just like that ben mezrich book, but it's baseball!
RED SOX WITH THE COUNTER CHEATING
>>157315867youre cheating
surely THIS will be what wakes up vlad. come on fat boy
BASED UMPSBASED NEW YORK
anything else happens schneider is gonna get the hook while his face turns a new shade of purple
You heard it here first folks, if the scoreboard guy fucks up you get to score a run
>BLOW GAYS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>157315869
metsbros what's happening my box scores aren't updating fast enough!
maybe yankschizo was right about the red sox cheating...
yeah I'm just going to go ahead and wait for Jomboy to break this one down for me
Kek jasy KEK JASY KEK!!
>>157315887
meme game in progress
if they had just thrown to third the run wouldn’t have counted
free runs for the red sox
im gonna be in bad shape if the Mets lose this game.
KARMA IS REAL FAGGOT
What the fuck is happening in Toronto lmao
this game keeps delivering
Sloppa kino going on in Toronto rn...
this is just classic toronto baseball folks
>pretending to be injured to avoid embarrassment
so instead of the run scoring on the sac fly and there still being a runner on first the inning just endsi guess
Red Sox know how to put on a show like no other, maybe they're the real Banana Ball
>>157315903yua mikami is an overrated catcher
>>157315901why do you have to do that after 3 outs are recorded
where are the phillthie fans always bitching about Painter now?
i didn't know you could tag on foul balls
Umpie said 2 runs for Toronto and 1 run for Boston so it’s actually 4-1 Toronto right now.
>trade dogshit pitcher>he turns into Cy Young against the Os his first start against themNot even the least bit surprised
>>157315906BUT DID HE CHECK THE SCORE BOARD
>those who know, know
>>157315903I'm sure you're in bad shape regardless if they win or not, fatso
cheat sox vs cheat jays
>Bateman is a fucking ChinamanHuh, not what I expected
A major caveat to that ruling was that Toronto could have tagged third to get a "fourth out" to prevent that run, but they left the field.
red sux cant stop suxing
>>157315946he's (half) thai bro..
>>157315948why do you have to get a fourth out after you got 3 outs
>>157315924because you have to contest the guy that didn’t tag up and he scored before the last out
>>157315948but the ump waved them off or something
>Jays booth pulling out the abacus and trying to figure out the verdict still
>>157315942I have a healthy BMI, work out 3-4x a week, and walk over 10,000 steps a day
>>157315841you are literally describing sumo
>mattingly leaves in a pitcher just long enough for them to blow up and cost a multi run leadsick of this episode, who didn't see this comingpainter has only just relearned how to hit the strike zone
>>157315957Because I said so
>umps giving this to red sox
>>157315841actually that's exactly what the NFL is these days, it's one reason why the sport became unwatchable in recent years.
Vladdy ya fuckin bum
berds on the board
>Poorero Poonior
>semen
>imagetubgirl>captionblue jays when RISP
I’ll have what he’s having >>157315989
$9 of taco bell wasnt enough. im still hungry
>>157315989>>157315999Go cubs!
tigers creepin up on ya
>>157316009it do always be like that
Getting fucked by some twins right now
>>157315248Everybody is busy watching Red Sox BTFO themselves to post right now
>>157316009You’re a big guy
>>157316009bidenflation strikes again
>mest
>>157316030>>157316030>>157316030>>157316030
>>157316036just wait until Devin Williams gets in
>>157316047He’s on the IL
Doesn't a no-tag play work like a force play? The runner at first was forced out for the 3rd out, which should prevent the run no matter what else happened.
>>157316047he's on the IL. Senga probably closing
>>157316041Kek
>>157316020gitwm
>>157316047>>157316054>>157316058typical mest "fan" doesnt even know the roster lmaooooooo
I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out.
>>157316056Its Canaduh bud, we get all the "wtf" moments.
>>157316070ok
>>157316069is this what passes for shitposting nowadays?
fake number of outs on scoreboard should be an automatic forfeit
>>157316009$9 of taco bell is like two small burritos
>>157316070like with some air duster?
>>157316070Please dont anon, varland has been clowning lately
>>157316069But two of us did know >>157316077Weak stuff tbqh
>>157315946Bateman doesn't sound chinese
>>157316080post more gifs of spinning things
the Cardinals traded for this pitcher for "Other Considerations." not Cash Considerations, not Future Considerations, I have never heard of Other Considerations lol
>>157316080
I love science, nintendo, jomboy, smashburgers, fangraphs, IPAs, baseball savant, elden ring, the sandlot, the criterion collection, and the seattle freakin mariners
>>157316091check this one out!
Gary just explained the blue jays situation and it makes sense. You can choose to get a “fourth out” at third to replace the third out and take the run off the board. Never seen that happen before.
Okkkk top of the slurpnine
>>157316080I just spend $9 at Tbell and I got -3 Cheesy beaners&rice-1 Cheesy double beefit's enough for like 2 meals
>>157316092It was human trafficking
>>157316096meant for >>157316091
>>157316098
I have nothing to add to the thread tonight
>>157316091
>>157316109same
>slappa the dubbal
>>157316107>>157316106>>157316098>>157316096>>157316080>And there it is!
Rice is done. Go Halos. Go Jints.
>>157316091Just go on /wsg/ there’s usually a spinning gifs thread in the catalogue
>>157316117and there they are
>>157316119Why isn't it spinning
it begins
>>157316119>hexcl*doh no no no no
>>157316082We've returned to early season form, it's so fucking over...
>jarren duranA free out.
>>157316119what does diced dick taste like? asking for a braves fan
>>157316119>celery and carrots in my fried rice
wow he ran kinda fast for a few seconds and caught a ball with his giant ball catching glove, that’s so impressive
>>157316119frozen vegetables or did you put in the work?
the tying run is only 90ft away...
what da heck
>Hey @Anthony_Recker my job isn’t to please you. You are an outsider you don’t know me or my work ethic. What I do in the gym has clearly worked check the numbers, sucks you can’t say the same for yourself.
>>157316137I say this multiple times a day, every day.
>>157316136sounds based tbqhwy
>>157316131good. fuck you.
>>157316129>>157316131Who is it over for
CMARN DUARTE 3 MORE OUTS SON
Get Nick Sogard off this fucking team.
>>157316145she's so adorable, can the dodgers trade for her too
l-l-l-l-l-l-l-let me see your hands clap
sox are so bad against bad teams but why
>>157316152There should be a game where you trade women for young female prospects to grow up into top notch hookers or something
>>157316155Gentlemen only cheat against good teams
jays win against the red sox and mlb wow
cheaters win...
>>157316155Red Sox use witchcraft to absorb the skills of the teams they face. When they face good teams they absorb more and become good.
HELL YEAH ALVY
>>157316155because they're a bad team also
>>157316129?
A bit of Varland Theatre but he locked in, gg
whew, my jaysies can never win without giving me a heart attackgg red sox
>>157316144recker mindfucked manoah
i just dropped the last 1/3rd of my burrito bowl on my lap and floor. im never smoking hash again. go phils.
>>157316147yuck. needs more onion and sprouts.
Red Sox have regressed back to May.
>>157316160Harvey Weinstein tried that but his message was misunderstood
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157316139I put in the work.
>>157316176Smoking hash? Based oldfag.
>>157316131Varland did NOT clown, my bad
FIVE INNING FREDDY IN MY DIVISION LFGO!THANK YOU METS!
>>157316136
Great job, Jays
PRRRRT
>get accused of cheating>immediately lose 3 straightsus
>>157316186gj, I'm impressed.
>>157316187
>>157316119why pork instead of beef or chicken? just curious
>>157316187beautiful feet
>>157316202it's all i had laying around.
/mlb/ always puts in the work
are there no other good games tonight? maybe i'll catch the padres and brewers
more like red sux HAH
>>157316200Well now we see the violence inherent to the system
>>157316202>>157316206It's all I had lying around.
>>157316206okay but anon I tell you this as your best friend: buy less pork, pigs are smart and cool (and the meat is relatively carcinogenic)
drivin' back with david vassegh on AM 570 THE REAL HOME OF THE DODGERS
THANK YOU EWINGI CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO WATCH YOU PLAY CF FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
>>157316200>tfw turn 37 this year
>>157316211you can watch my doggies lose
>>157316206it’s all I had lieing around
The Mets will have a better record than the Mariners soon
SNEKS GRAND SALAMI
sex with kirsten
>>157316224>royalseh sounds like a slurper
>>157316222checkedalso, I'm turning 47 this year and age ain't nothing but a number, bb
>>157316222>>157316200I’m also 37
kirsten showing some cleavage
starting to think trading for a pitcher with ERA over 5 wasn't the best idea
>>157316198Better than Yankees
Sneks got the hot ha- uhhhmmmmmm sneks what do you have that's hot anyway?
ITFDB
>Taillon removed with forearm discomfort>Arrighetti has Mortons neuroma>Yesavage seeing knee specialist tonight2027 bros, it's over...
>>157316136got a problem with that?
>>157316236I turn 37 in 10 days
>>157316217not le dooping oinkerinos!
5 inning Freddy in the AL East, that means that every 5 days the Rays will lose, if we time it up correctly we will be in first place after a few of his starts.
derek hill the whitest phillie u know
>>157316247It's a nice day for a white wedding
Now that the Red Sox have gone back to their actual skill level, will they make the playoffs?
>>157316254oh. a GALLON of pcp!
>>157316247Yea I don’t like celery and carrots in my fried rice and would never order it at your Chinese restaurant!!
>>157316268no...NO!!!
>>157316262Better than Yankees !
>>157315173Oh please president trump, please let the dodgers win today and the next day, as well as the day after that
>>157316261I remember my uncle playing that song as we were speeding across the lake on his boat. Awesome memory.
kirsten :)
A METSIAN NOBLETIGER
Insurnance :)
>>157316261god i fucking hate that stupid fucking song
>>157316281This retard been a minute behind the whole game and no one told him lol
cum shitter kek
>>157316276the moments make the song in most cases
>>157316276>hey little sister, shotgun!
lmao birbs just got cucked by an ingame jack in the box ad for their cheap imitation philly special
The Mets are such a retard team. I hope Weaver is sitting in the locker room alone wishing he never inked that sellout deal as he pitches into obscurity for the next couple seasons on another LOSER team.
is Jared Young actually reliable enough to be our 1B next year? or at least platoon with Polanco?
okay I guess its a no, to the no hitter tonight
Maybe some of these shit team should try swinging something else besides a bat. Maybe a crow or a pelican.
>>157316304Maybe a what?!
>>157316295always with the drama
>>157316309i wear this and do this
Can the dads get a refund in this pitcher, the tiggers scammed us.
>>157316316Shouldn’t she be a pig?
>>157316313Luke Weaver is a sellout, now he can go sit in the Pirates bullpen for 2 years and never pitch in the playoffs again.
please, Kodai-san. honor your ancestors. honor the Metuhsuh legacy.
if i ever see Elder take the mound again, im going to blow my fucking brains out.
stealing 2nd against the dodgers is basically a free base
It's already over...
>>157316321he wanted to stay in NY. he was amazing for us. I hope we can somehow bring him back for nothing other than cash considerations :^)
>>157316295Weaver plays for the Pirates
guys my second chin is so fucking fat I hate it
nu>>157316342>>157316342>>157316342
JUST
>>157316341post chussy
I was told Skubal was good.
nigger
>>157316240Its ok we bailed him out again
