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BERDS
skooby dooby doo em
IF YOU CAN'T SHOW EM THE LIGHT THEN MAKE EM FEEL THE HEAT KODAI-SAN
>>157316342Please shag me bum
It is entirely too over already
dodgers
Miss me yet, Craig?
I am so happy that the Rays thought they could fix Peralta. Now they're stuck with him for the year and could lose them a good amount of games that we so desperately need. This and Red Sox dropped their Sonny Gray game against recently DFA’d Taillon who was pulled with an injury. Now they get to face Cease and Soriano. Hopefully we can get some wiggle room here.
>>157316346why iis your commentary gargling our balls right now
we're getting two runs at best tonight lads, its so over
THE BOTTOMLESS FORK IS BACK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY
>>157316361>I am so happy Yayyyyyy
I rarely watch the dodgers, but it's the only thing I talk to my older coworker about, this losing streak has gotta stop. I've been thinking about this guy I saw at a bar with the jersey "beerwhore" 69 great vibe on the touch tunes
sneks got the hot rock
SENGA IS OUR CLOSER OF THE FUTURE METSBROS IT'S LOOKING FUCKING SUGOIIIIIIIII
with their payroll the mets were bound to turn it around, they just did it a month late
this park is bullshit
>>157316361It’s the third (3rd) inning and your team is down by one (1) run against the Athletics (As).
RUH ROH REDDIE
So who will win the very last world series ever played since baseball is never coming back after this season?
And da ballgame is over. gg barfs.
flyoutani
>>157316386dodgers
>>157316386cubbies pca wsmvp
kek barves kek
>>157316376Huh?
Senga wanted the ball and Benge threw it in the stands lmao.
Put it in the books!
NOOOOO AIEEEE RED SOX YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO OVERTAKE THE YANKEES FOR US YOU PUTOS
KODAI "THE GHOST" SENGATHE CLOSER OF THE FUTURE
I'm a cubs fan and I think the ohtani will win mvp and the dodgers will win the world series with pages winning the world series mvp
>>157316424Kyle Kucker will win ws mvp, not paiges
why the FUCK is he still in mattingly wtf are you doing
MAYO'D
I'm a cubs fan and I think married cock tastes better if I'm being honest
>>157316435cubs legend kyle tucker, you're probably right, my bad
can someone explain to me why the gay ass mets can't just die quietly instead of playing spoiler against everyone after supposedly trading away all their best players. they're the highest scoring team since the asb
Thanks mettie bros for taking one off the Braves. Padres, please, beat the Brewers. We need this.
>>157316448thank you for being honest and I agree
>>157316386Best ending: White SoxGood ending: DodgersNeutral ending: Red SoxBad ending: Cubs
>mexican pitchers
He will save the Red Sox.
by all means lets keep trusting rangel and not put anyone in the bullpen hes been doing so fucking well
>>157316459>Red Sox>NeutralNeutral would be something like the Rays or Braves, Red Sox is another bad ending
BERDS CUMMIN BACK
FUCKYEAH!!!!!!!!!!
>>157316459Kino ending: Mets.
I hate to say it but he looks good in Dodger blue
SKUBIE DOO 'EM!SKUBIE DOO 'EM!SKUBIE DOO 'EM!KEK LETS JUST LOSE AGAIN. KEK FUCK ME IN THE ASS KEK! >:{{{
>>157316474>mest
>>157316476Haters will say it's auraless
>>157316476he looks like the manager of a suburban new jersey best buy
>>157316472You're a great poster, Cardsnon. Always on topic, always dialed in, indefatigably loyal. A model for all /mlb/bros.
I'm a cubs fan and bree delio is the prettiest girl I have ever seen
>>157316476Looks like a chud.
>>157316476this is auraless
skubal shouldnt get a full ring. just the band without the gemstones.
>>157316476He looks like one of those nondescript white guys we have padding out the bullpen.
>>157316490 kek
>>157316482thank you. have a plate on me
>>157316476Like zoinks, skub!
I can’t think of a single reason they shouldn’t bring back the Negro Leagues.
you know how we know WAR is bullshit? Jo Adell has a -0.1 WAR with the Angels after robbing 3 home runs in 1 game
>>157316500my friend makes homemade pasta and it's fucking perfect every time. cooks in like two minutes.
>>157316503I don’t want to lose Kirsten.
>>157316482You have no way of knowing if that’s true at all.
>>157316509Those are not good numbers lol
>>157316503That would cause a shortage of Negros in Major League Baseball though!
refund status??
>>157316509> how we know WAR is bullshitwell it purports to use a nonexistant "portion" of wins compared to a hypothetical ballplayer. ohhhh and it's not even calculated the same way by bbref and fangraphs
>>157316523phillies will be fine
>bettseasy out>rojaseasy out>hernandezeasy out
>>157316476Dude gives me Private Pyle vibes, don’t know why.
>>157316503>breaks your color barrier
>>157316503The minors should be segregated but not the majors. White and black players would come up from different teams and leagues.
who let this ugly cards bitch on tv with that hair
don mattingly is a retard
>>157316530mookie slap!
mookie slap!
>>157316503Why not a Latino league then too?
rispgers incoming
>>157316559my post motivated that bum. you're welcome.
>>157316500You just inspired me to order this. Thanks!
>>157316571thank you, fellow bum poster
It’s only a matter of time before run arbitrage is made legal.
>>157316509> robbing 3 home runs in 1 gameThat’s mostly luck. I could do that.
>>157316581seeing the soccer had an xG stat (expected goals???) during the world cup had me rolling
>turner and realmuto on the bench to PH for hillis this nigga retarded?
>>157316561You think just blacks played in the negro leagues? Someone needs to read a book.
>>157316574>ordering delivery pastaishygddt>ordering delivery FISHiSFHygddt
I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter
>>157316591I don’t want get banned saying who else played in the negro leagues
teo is a bum
>teo
>>157316581why shouldn’t losing teams out of contention be able to score runs on commission for another team for a rate?
>Muncy>bobble head nightUh oh
>>157316593I ordered sushi delivered the other day, it was bretty good
this pitcher for the Royals looks like Muncy
>>157316593it's 5 min from my house, I had a discount
>>157316614are you saying that all irish americans look and dress their facial hair the same way
bum ass lobgers
Mest are 10-6 since Wonuggo threw out the first pitch
>Irish Americans you mean mick fuckin paddies I think
>>157316619not all, but resemblance with those two is sus
The skooby don'ts kekarooo
Peralta is covered in Mets phlegm like a mosin in cosmoline
>>157316619yes. yes, i am.
>>157316628that's nice of them to invite a down syndrome person to throw out the first pitch
Gobshite bogtrotters are ruining this game
>>157316629anon 80% of this thread are black as bog micks. you cant say that here.
>>157316637those fuckers pack a punch, my buddy bought a 1951 unit at a show and i fired it a few times...damn near took my shoulder off
>>157316645skenes to the doyers
yeah skubal sure is ruining baseball with all the hits he gave out today
>>157316659>Mulva was it?
>>157316659imagine having this shit saved on any of your devices. one day someone's gonna find it and you will be reported to the authorities and I will not pity you
>>157316668self report kekyo FBI check dis bih pc
>>157316668skubal doo kek!
>>157316668even worse, his family will find it while looking for funeral photos
Pistachios, pine nuts, and pecans. Now that’s a good outfield gorp.
I think the dodgers as a team need a little "motivation"
>>157316659Jinkies!!!
>>157316677this is probably some of the gayest shit ive ever seen and im a braves fan
>>157316677This was the blood and semen magic that sealed the Skubal trade but doomed him to mediocrity
how the fuck do you swing at that ball
>>157316649well at least you got the opportunity the cheap mosin well dried up
>>157316686no that one was ordained by the sisters of perpetual indulgence
I've never shot a gun in my life
>>157316677I'm a cubs fan and this is least gay thing I've ever seen
Witt should be talked about way more than he is
>>157315963>healthy bmi>lift weights more than twice a weekpick one. BMI is for faggot europeans who can't bench their own body weight.t. 175lb 5'11 faggot who runs marathons and still considered obese
>>157316698It’s overrated
SKUBALKEK
send him back to detroit
>skubACK
>>157316459>good ending: doyerskys
THIS GUY STINKS
it's over
>>157316476literally the same color he was wearing in detroit
>>157316703>runsmore like trundles amirite
>>157316703you think a higher % of americans can do that than Europeans?
my doggie doos are gonna lose again :'(
guaranteed a lockout for that huh
SKUBAL DOO KEK
>>157316703You realize that bmi is calculated using just height and weight, right?>Your body mass index (BMI) for a height of 5 feet 11 inches and a weight of 175 pounds is 24.4
The new neighbors across the street cut down two large shade trees and I hate them for it
This guy Skubalseems like a screwball
>>157316509>has a 4.0 dWAR>bats .136>OPS of .500>*gasp* why is his oWAR in the toilet!?!?
>TaREEK SUKbals
Tigs accepted the shitty trade because they knew Skubal was a bum and would tank the Dodgers.
Skooby dooby dooWhere are you?We've got some games to lose now
Salvy Perez sucks humongous dick. Why do they have him batting cleanup still?
>>157316730Iktf. so many people are like termites themselves.
>>157316719nobody cares what europeans think they can do, it's a failed continent outside of norway
>>157316730fahk
kek doyercacas
what if dodgers players are told by the PA to tank to prevent a lockout?
>>157316736All their pitchers end up eating shit when traded
Skubal doggiedooSucking for (You)sCouldn't lose the game withoutchya
>>157316677they have no leadership, no comradery, that faggot dance they do when they get a double is the closest you'll see any of them interact during a gamemeanwhile, faggots like the As and Rockies are dumping ice water on their fellow faggots for walk off wins while be 20 games out of the wc race
>>157316741You misspelled Gorway
>>157316741you mentioned it
ohtani finna gonna boutta go yard right now, screencap this
doubletani
Peralta is shit
Feduccia!
was just about to shit talk othani
>>15731672925 is the line for obesity20 is where they want you to beat 5'11, 20 bmi is 145lbs, now imagine that kind of person>>157316718don't have to prove anything to you, but in case you were wondering my marathon time is 2:50
>>157316757holy
>you could say he honored his Fedduciary duty >YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>157316736he's playing the long con. he already said he's going back north after the season
Ohtani saving the day
>>157316698it's fucking awesome. firing 2 at the same time is unfortunately even more fun
>>157316758>>157316759yeah, that's cringe
>latin player wastes stupid challenge early in the gameMany such cases!
>>157316764>25 is the line for obesityNopeHuge difference between being labeled slightly overweight and being obese in bmi
>>157316698You don't have what it takes to kill Jimothy.
Ohtani CANNOT win with these cats. Get him some help
>>157316764I was not wondering at all but that is a respectable time. stop being so sensitive.
>>157316698Neither have I. I keep getting invited to clay shooting events at work and have to make up excuses to skip them. I have nothing against guns, I just don't want to be the retard who has no fuckin clue what he's doing
>>157316668I just saved it to pwn you
>>157316751Who wins rings tho
>>157316778>6'3" 150lbs is healthyGonna disagree with you there dawg
>>157316778>6' 140>"healthy"yeah nah
freddie :)
>>157316782I'll show you something sensitive*pulls down pants*
alright faggots we are almost back
freddie finna gonna boutta hit a two bagger right now, screencap this
>>157316790I'm a girl tho
>>157316777its that fiery passion
>>157316783buddy there is literally nothing more gun guys love than explaining guns, gun safety, and gun operation. you are denying them their sacred joy.
>>157316789>>157316790being a string bean is better for longevityit is what it is
>>157316799post soles NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
mookie is a bum
gn im spent
>>157316801Sounds like chick behavior tbqh. I don't want a man treating me like a woman.
>>157316801I can count on one hand the number of people I know that don't own guns. Most people never talk about them but the ones that do hardly talk about anything else.
We need to talk about Dookie Betts
>>157316811you'll never have a good pegging then
>>157316811you're way too online and also seem to suffer from avoidant personality disorder. there's no shame in learning things
>>157316779This is clearly AIA real Mariners fan would have the gun pointed at himself
>>157316811>fellas is it gay to shoot guns with the boys?you're a walking meme, fucknut
>>157316764That's cool anon I'm 6' 176lbs and I run a 2:49 marathon
if I walk 8500 steps a day and restrict myself to 1200 calories, will I lose weight AND develop muscle definition? or do I need to lift or at least do calisthenics?
>>157316826It's literally always work events. I fuckin hate hanging out with coworkers outside of work. >>157316820This is projection
my father in law once had me shoot at some tannerite he placed in a small barn on his property that he had also doused in gasoline and the barn exploded, it was pretty cool
>>157316834Why only 8500 steps? That's not very many. If you're trying to lose weight you should be around 12,000 steps
>>157316783>I just don't want to be the retard who has no fuckin clue what he's doing>I don't want a man treating me like a woman.>I fuckin hate hanging out with coworkers outside of work3 excuses in 3 posts. you need to be honest with yourself and realize you're socially a pussy. it's possible to change and lead a richer, happier life
Skubs would be throwing a no-hitter right now if not for Loftin and Cags.
>>157316834this is a >>>/fit/ question, but the answer is that you won't gain muscle unless you work out. if you lose weight, you'll lose all weight (fat and muscle), you'll look like Ghandi, typically get a gut from that kind of behavior
>>157316834I didn’t do fuck all today and still got 4800 steps. 10k is the bare minimum if you wanna use steps and not work out too
>>157316811acting like an agreeable clueless idiot is kinda comfy actually, and it makes people like you
>>157316852>>157316851>>157316842ty for your feedback
rojas you bum
>>157316834if you're a man and you're under 40 you will literally burn more fat doing basic dumbbell shit near exhaustion than any cardio
hispanic players need to get their eyes checked
>>157316855you can do it anon, we’re all gonna make it
>out of challenges in the fourth inning
its their culture...
>>157316835>I fuckin hate hanging out with coworkers outside of workwhy? it's literally the easiest way to cheat yourself into a better review. everybody at my job thinks i'm normal and sociable because i say a couple words per day to each person. it's literally free money
gonna need the poodres to shit on the sewers
>>157316861thanks man :) I want to be fit before I find the right girl to marry>>157316858but cardiovascular training is also important so I don't get Zyzz'd (not that I have any aspirations to look like him - I just want to be decently toned like Tom Holland)
not a single dodger hitter deserves to challenge anything
Why are they dodging the ball with the bat? That’s the opposite of what they should do!
He has to die so that my Mariners might live.
>>157316866fr. if people like you, you gain so much leewaybeing charismatic AND competent is a cheat code
>>157316871>I just want to be decently toned like Tom Holland)don't go see the new spiderman or you will be perpetually in the gymno homo
>>157316866drinking and snorting coke with the bosses did more for me than any other kind of networking did
>>157316846>bro just be a hella social frat boy lol >get an insta bro! post all your adventures! Yeah...nah bud. Would much rather kill myself
Imagine being not charismatic and confident lmao
>>157316871just from your tone and line of questioning i'm going to assume you're 26 or so. in that case, you'll be well served with this rotation weekly:1 light cardio day, 1 heavy lifting day, 1 heavy cardio day, 1 light lifting day
If you’re not going to Pilates or yoga classes, you’re just missing out on easy pussy.
Be honest with me, Royals bros. Do we stand a chance?
>>157316880I wanna be like Tobey Maguire Spidey. extremely achieveable and natty and still good looking>>157316887I'm 34. I used to lift as a novice but fucked up my back deadlifting
>>157316866I'm good at my job and make decent money with the absolute bare minimum extracurricular shit. Not trying to befriend coworkers and see them outside of work. Especially not at clay shooting with some redneck MAGA retard in camo pulling me aside to mentor me on how to use a shotgun
>>157316883this but unironically. nobody at my first factory job got anywhere if they weren't banging lines with the gm at his favorite biker dive. sure he was larping as a harley bro but partying with him got me the title that let me jump diagonally to a job i didn't fucking deserve at ALL.
>>157316893No. You're going to give up 8 runs
>>157316893they're guaranteed to win
>>157316894you're 34 and you don't know how to eat?
scooby doo the doggie doo
>>157316906poor discipline. I've fluctuated 50 lbs over the last 3 years
>>157316898real life doesn't work the way you were thinking it was going to but that's just fine
>>157316895listen i hate my fucking nutjob conservative coworkers as much as anybody but i can shoot finger guns at my boss and leave at 2pm because we golf together
it did that thing again where the stream cut off to yamamoto pitching against dbacks
>>157316859Wearing glasses and contacts are too womanly, no thanks
>>157316911it's not but whatever. i still laugh at the way i thought the world worked when i was in my freshman dorm.
I listen to my bosses crazy bullshit about how he doesn’t have to pay taxes and how nuclear power isn’t real but I can come and go as I please and never have to ask permission to do anything so I’ll just smile and nod when he talks about how some court case 150 years ago means he doesn’t have to pay
>>157316914all of this has happened already. you did know that, right?
do Dodgers fans like the commentators? they're kinda boring and don't say much
>we were robbed of stubbs on the moundbooooo
>bro just do coke with your boss bro!>that's the key to moving up! i hate you faggots so fucking much
>>157316923i like orel but that's it
>>157316922it did it again, yeah
Considering the dodgers fan base, namely me, the commentary team should be a sexy Mexican weather girl and somebody to make stupid puns
>>157316925stay mad but effective socialization is a very important skill
>>157316923Orel's great but I can't stand Nelson
>>157316923stephen nelson and eric karros are massive faggots, anyone else is better
>>157316923no dodgers fans listen to the english broadcast
>>157316923david vassegh best
>>157316925stay a loser then kid
>>157316925you're gonna hate us even more when we climb while you think you're working hard but keep getting passed over because you're a wallflower who struggles to maintain eye contact and can't win over clients
>>157316926ironically he sounds like he has more fun on the nbc sunday games
>>157316935doyerpacos kek
>>157316930I'm wildly antisocial and it has never hampered my career. Been promoted multiple times. I make more than I ever thought I would
>>157316925I don't think much of you either, douche. We do have that in common. Lone wolfing it gets you nowhere most of the time in the real world, though.
Everybody loves Orel except Michael Douglas. I mean, I’d get throat cancer to eat out Catherine Zeta-Jones so I get it
It is the /mlb/ consensus that no matter how you feel about the Mets, GKR is the best booth in baseball.
>>157316923Joe Davis is a good commentator
>>157316946that's an awesome tactic if you're an engineer or mathematician. but some of us have real jobs
>>157316938>can't win over clientsAnon...we don't all work in sales You literally are a frat boy kek
i've been playing project zomboid a little again and it really gets me thinking. how does kentucky not have an MLB baseball team?
sorry dodgers we tried
scoobydoos kek!
>>157316962tyfys
kek sewers
>>157316958>he doesn't know clients are literal currency in law and accountingngmi kiddo
>>157316962it's cool, blue
>>157316958everyone is in sales if they're shooting for the top, be you an academic or an engineer or a business owner or a doctor or a lawyer or a landscaper>frat boy kekyou say this like any normal person would ever take it as an insult. I can tell you're scared of the world
>>157316961it’s a crappy flyover filled with meth and cousin fuckin. What team would be crazy enough to move there besides the A’s?
>>157316969why do they call umps "blue" when they all wear black?
What do the dodgers dodge?
>>157316961Kentucky is like Virginia where it doesn't have a city big enough for any sports teams.
>>157316974border patrol
>>157316973they’re saying “blew”, like they blew the call
>>157316974conventional MLB rules and regulations that apply to the 29 other teams in the league
>>157316970Nice headcanon >>157316967>t. entry level account executive selling copiers
>>157316974ICE
is skubal another post dodgers snell?
>>157316973They used to wear blue shirts
>>157316981based dodgers
>Muncy slumping with the rest of these bums
>>157316983lol you'll understand how the world works when you get your first real job. praying for you until then <3
>>157316974They dodge the existence of a 2027 MLB season
>>157316973umpires used to be Mississippi coon hounds
>>157316976>>157316981>>157316984Truly the team of my people.
>Merrill leads the league in home runs since the all star break30/30 still possible
>>157316989its his cursed day so what did you expect. all bobblehead nights are cursed.
>>157316974team with a long history tracing back to Brooklyn, NY. originally called the Trolley Dodgers when Trolleys were the main people movers in the city. Apparently, they were dangerous and pedestrians would have to dodge out of the way of them back in the day.
>thillidelphia lmao fuckin queers
>>157317000Thanks for the actual answer.
>>157317000only one team confirmed to have solved the trolly problem
>>157317002it's actually thieladelphia
>>157316989Ohtani and Freddie have been taking good at bats consistently for a while
Are anons willing to be honest? How much money do they make?For me, it's $50/hr. with no expenses. I choose my own hours and work is always plenty. This gives me a lot of freedom, thankfully. Once I have my law degree, that number will jump up significantly. If everything breaks right, I'll be looking at a minimum of $250k + bonus.
>>157317005>>157317000
>>157317010>he says as ohtani first pitch grounds out
>>157317007you’re right, fucking faggots then instead of queers
>>157316974https://esnpc.blogspot.com/2014/04/the-grim-reality-of-trolley-dodgers.html
>>157317002What if it was I-need-to-be-philledadelphia?
>>157317012I'm a poorfag bum
>>157317012I make 49k. More than enough for my lifestyle.
>>157317005
>>157317012I make around $130k-$150k depending on bonuses.
>>157317012$135k Easiest job I’ve ever had
>>157317017did you actually read that whole thing?
>>157317012I'm 24 and never had a job before
>>157317020To be honest, money is only worth it if you can buy your life's time back. It's a means to a much greater end. But you can also get there by simply avoiding the rat race. I hope you are happy.>>157317023Good for you. Do you have enough time for yourself?>>157317027>>157317028Nice job, anons. I was making about $130k as well before stepping back from full-time.
>>157317028I'm around this as well and I do fuck all all week.
>>157317034Your life is just beginning, anon-san. Do you know what you want to do or what you're interested in?
>>157317012i fucked around in my 20s too much and make shit for money and want to kill myself.
>lithography machine go brrr I make about $120K and have a 401k and good insurance
Pages...left his feet?Someone must have finally given him a stern talking to after he singlehandedly lost a perfect game and a WS game because he refused to jump for HR balls that cleared the wall by 2 inches
>>157317036This. I work remotely and do 3-5 hours of real work any given week. Occasionally put out a fire. Other than that, I just have to respond to emails and calls quickly and everything thinks I'm doing my job when really I'm watching Netflix and napping.
>>157317041"He who is not happy with little will never be happy with much"
>>157317041There are some warehouses in my area offering over $25/hr for forklift drivers and order pickers. I used to manage a warehouse...if you show up on time, sober, and have a decent attitude you can be an operations manager in 2 years and approach $100k at many places.
that's our tommy baseball
fuck yeah, eggman
vesia has been, for the most part, pretty reliable but every time i see him i want to punch him in his ugly facealso:EGGMAN!
Dodgers ruined baseball they said
>>157317012im on 128k USD before bonuses its enough to live well over here, and my job is cushy as fuck hence why I post here every day during work hours
>>157317051this. and the attitude part is optional if you don't hit a sprinkler with your payload.
>it was "the dodgers pitching development/coaching staff is the best in the biz!"
hahaaaaa dis nigga wearing russell martin jersey
>>157317052It's why I wish they'd fucking play Kim already. They'd have 2 Edmans out there, one just put a bit more stats into speed instead of power
>>157317041how old are you? I was a broke musician with no degree until age 25 and now im >>157317058 at age 31ishits not too hard to move up in the world if you are smart, charismatic and hardworking (not hugely important if you have the other two)
>>157317062I loved Martin
>>157317041Look up Data AnnotationMany places are desperately hiring with flexible hours and no experience necessaryIt's a monotonous gig but you can make over $20 an hour I have a buddy who makes good money but he does it part time just for extra spending cash
>>157317066>31ishI did the same shit as you plus drugs and whores thrown in there for a while
>>157317067me too
>>157317070get an HVAC degree. data centers are the future of human civilization as AI continues exponential growth. cooling systems are going to be essential, inescapable, inevitable, ubiquitousyou will make a fortune
>we didn't even review the replay, overturn the call
>>157317063they should sit betts for a series
>>157317073meant for >>157317041
>>157317073Fuck off altman and suck your boyfriends cock
>>157317073This is an excellent suggestion. If you're mildly handy and don't mind working hard it's a great career path. HVAC technicians will be in infinite demand. AI can't keep itself cool.
>>157317071lol what do you think being a broke musician entails? I was wake n baking and dealing to get by
>>157317074tbf that was a horrible call by the 1b umpeasily safe and you could tell he was safe at live speed
>Chadres start pitching and hitting well>they win more gamesamazing how that works
>>157317084he was almost 2 feet through the bag when the ump made the call
they should just let kim play for that korean heritage night they were talking about earlier
I'm proud of you, /mlb/. These threads are super comfortable when the discord xisters aren't around. I'm glad to know so many of you are doing well in life. :)
>>157317091faggot
i mean, he better get a fukken hit here right now
dicksword mentioned
>>157317091kek i was just thinking this thread is way less schizophrenic and homosexual than usual a rare good /mlb/ thread
>>157317073>must consoomkinda funny how chuddies spent years calling Obama the literal Antichrist incarnate but are suddenly 100% on board with lizard people like Musk, Thiel, and Altman getting all the resources they want so they can automate you out of a job and make your children retarded.
im black and gay!! and i love gay blacks!!!!
>>157317090I completely forgot about that fucker
>>157317101it's cuz dodgers playin'
>>157317103AI is inevitable. Get on board or get out of the way.
>>157317103but anon??? what could those three POSSIBLY have in common?????
tucker plz
>>157317103>>157317078
>>157317103ambitious ones think they can get rich. the dumb ones don't care. they just want everyone to suffer.
>>157317103>but who will pick the digital cotton? kek!
munchy plz
if muncy salami's here I will basedjak irl
OHHHHHHH GOD
come on muncy it's your bobblehead night!
my newly created AI portfolio is looking tasty. gonna drop another $50k in this by EOY if I can clear +20% after Q3 earnings
Gonna be honest ladsI love baseball
Why does Kurt "Fucking Retard" Suzuki insist on using our guy who throws 105 mph in non closer roles?
>>157317121I'd settle for a wild pitch
MUNCHY SALAMI
>>157317125umm...sweetie???
holy fuck did he need that
you didn't stop watching the rays did you?they took the lead6 hits 6 runsas you do
THATRIPLEFUNKYMUNCY
that funky muncy
:)
MUNCHY
AHHHHHHH
god muncy is so fucking gay
What is the fucking deal with the Dodgers ballboys or security or whatever sprinting down the warning track carrying a chair
KansASS, why?
hes backwe're back
That's the first time since he got here I thought positively of Tucker. Surprised he was even allowed to go, is overly cautious Dino taking the day off?
I'm happy my /mlb/ros are getting the bag they truly deserve
MUNCED
M U N C Y
>attempting to steal with 2 outs in the 9th>it was "smart teams like the brewers"
PooGODS
>muncy chantsalmost made me tear up
it's so annoying how Muncy is good despite being a fat unathletic disgusting looking blob with his gunky ass neckbeard and man titties and sweat stains everywhere. you just know he smells like shit. it's not fair that he always fucking comes in clutch for this stupid fucking frontrunning team
>YOU'RE IN A LOUD ENVIRONMENT
I don't buy it
>>157317154https://www.sfgate.com/athletics/article/A-s-cut-nine-players-including-Max-Muncy-10996231.php
don't get ahead of yourselves, it's the 2026 royals
>>157317157You don't need to be athletic to be good at baseball
feels like it's been a awhile since we've had a big clutch hit like that
>>157317147does /sp/ just have a lot of 30+ people doing well? or is it sport specific
>>157317127You guys aren't trying to win at this point
>>157317167some of us started posting here in 2006 and got hooked
ok so who will blow it now?
>DYERDOGGIE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>157317159knew it
the joy lasted for 10 minutes kek. whatever, nothing you can do about it
>>157317175
oh, well. the sugar high is over. back to the grind.
it continues
>>157317175well that was quick
>rancho cucamongafucking TRAITORS
we are not back anymore
hahahahahaha
BASED ISBEL
>>157317167I think baseball has a higher income fanbase compared to other sports
>DreyerIf not for Diaz he'd be the Brandon League of the season
>>157317181i see you. i respect you. i appreciate you.
>>157317187we're back to being SHIT
I'm too tired gn.
>>157317192right back at ya
>doggiedoos thought they were backKEK
>>157317194gn anon and gn /mlb/
LMAO BP dudes only pitch well when the team is behind. As soon as they are ahead they shit themselves. Just like last year after the AS break.
>>157317169It's important experience for the young guy
cam on royals hit another dinger
Fire Dreyer into the sun.
>>157317190/cric/ is the same but I thought baseball was pretty accessible financially over there
kek doyerpacos
looking like my raysies staying perfect on the road trip :))))
Doyerbros... I'm just happy the weather is finally cooling off.....
>>157317207nah. equipment is expensive. access to playing fields isn't available to most people. the best talent ends up on traveling teams and the parents' foot the bills.
>>157317207I'd say hockey is the highest income team sport because it costs a fuckin ton for all the equipment and ice rinks aren't exactly common here. Baseball is prob next, competitive baseball beyond Little League is usually travel teams that cost a lot. Baseball has lower barriers to entry than hockey but there aren't that many broke kids playing baseball. Football, soccer, and basketball have tons of poor kids.
>>157317207backyard baseball is cheap but not common anymore. decent fields are expensive to maintain and also baseball seems to have more travel involved than other sports
singletani
doggies got too comfortable, now the sneks and chadres are getting hot on their trail
>>157317218and most of the poor kids that do make it need rich benefactors to do it
Any other travel ball chads in the genny?
I miss playing wiffle ball with all the neighborhood kids, bros. We used to have a core group of like 8 of us, plus a whole bunch more for bigger games. Wiffle ball was always so much fun.
Only the As bp is shittier than Peralta
>>157317227That's what happens when you have a 14 game lead in july lolThey're just tanking so they don't hit the 100 win threshold and curse themselves.
>>157317233yeah, very fond memories for me as well
the rays appear to be a smart team still, the brewers? not so much
umpies make ya seethe?
!!!
GG dadsMiller is elite
>>157317207>>157317216>>157317218I have a nephew on a travel team. Kid is 12. They practice year-round. The team moms do social media highlight videos with player interviews. They keep advanced stats on a paid app. They travel nonstop around Texas and the southwest during the summer/early fall. My brother pays something like $12k a year for him to be on the team. It's lunacy compared to kids' sports when I grew up 20 years ago. We played baseball for like 10 weeks April-June then moved onto football for 12 weeks August-October then moved onto basketball, etc.
that's why you don't burn your challenges by the 4th inning fucking retards
4got2crop :(
based ump
didn't pages waste one of the challenges?
>>157317233Had this in my neighborhood tooI was always the one in charge of doctoring the wiffle ballsI got great at adding tape so they'd break like crazy Striking out your buddies at wiffle was the best
>>157317193wait, holy shit we're back
freddie got greedywhy do i feel like they're setting us up for disappointment?
FRADDY
>>157317259he did>>157317264yay!
>speed demon Freddie getting cuteSeriously though how is his batting average not start with a 6. Dude goes 2 or 3 for 4 every day
This team is Ohtani, Freddie, Yamamoto and 37 intellectually disabled guys they let play with them
why go for 2nd, Freddie's baserunning has been so ass
>>157317269because they are
>>157317257That's awesome anon. What position(s) did you play?
>>157317232never good enough for travel or select, but ripped a few liners in my day.
The Red Sox nose dive to last place starts now!
>>157317254yeah, that's fucking insane. some of those kids will end up resenting their parents, too.
>>157317254I have a coworker who has a kid around that age on a team like that. It's crazy to hear the shit she does- like a second job. What happens if the kid ends up topping out at Altuve size or something?
>>157317283More than likely, Diaz
>>157317232I somewhat regret not playing American legion in high school. I wasn't a great player, but good enough I would have made the team.
>>157317283me. cubbie girl btw ;)
I could get out of bed rn and hit 118mph on the gun
>>157317294post penis
>>157317277Left field and some first base. My arm was not very accurate lol, but I had a good eye and made solid contact. I was fast as fuck too.
>>157317254one of the guys i used to bowl with had a kid playing elite level soccer. you don't want to know what these dudes paid to watch their shithead 9-year-olds kick a ball in suburban maryland.
>>157317215It was relatively humid for LA.
>>157317281my nephew plays in one of those travel leagues. he also plays soccer and basketball. they're busy literally every weekend driving him around to sports games. he fucking sucks too and is going to burn out by the time he gets to high school.
>>157317296I would fuck up my arm just to touch 70ish rn
>>157317210lel
>>157317285My brother has a demanding career. Sometimes he'll call me Friday afternoon on his commute back home just to catch up. His weekend plans are always baseball practice/tournaments. The nephew is a late bloomer and isn't very good but all his friends are on the team so my brother keeps paying thousands and giving up hundreds of hours to support him.
>>157317300Based. Go take some BO for old time's sake
>>157317305Me too. I hit 82 once in high school and almost tore every tendon in my arm getting there. Don't think I could touch 70 these days.
My sweet Red Sox are beginning to slide again ;_;
>>157317303A buddy of mine did that for his daughters. One of them might have had the talent to get a D1 scholarship but they both burned out in their early teens.
it keeps happening
Who burned the challenges for the dodgers? this keeps happening. And they're paying for it.
What if you're clearly a stud at baseball but too poor for travel? Like imagine everyone knew you could throw 90mph in high school. Will your school sponsor you or something?
>>157317327pages and rojas
>>157317327Miggy ro burnt the last one and apparently pooges burnt one but I wasn't here for it
>>157317329My high school's summer team had a scholarship program for kids who couldn't afford it. Not sure if anyone actually took advantage
>>157317329ironically you'd be better off born in a nowhere dominican beach town than rural nebraska
bring out the chicken man, I'm ready for the humiliation ritual to begin
'waulkee doos kek
>>157317329word usually finds its way to some rich cunt that will end up sponsoring the really talented kids.
>>157317306>mexican flagay caramba el doyers muy bueno andale andlae viva la raza
>>157317337kek...KEK!!!
>>157317329I was barely middle class and played travel ball. This was in the 90s though. I also did not go pro so maybe my parents didn’t spend enough!!
Wish JHair brought his white board to dodger stadium
OH N-
Rays win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157317301I believe it. I quit soccer at 10 because it was too expensive for my parents. That was a long fucking time ago and it was like $300/season. Can't imagine what it is now.
>>157317337Kek got his ass!!
>>157317336glad he scored that role. I always liked him as an actor, but he never seemed to get big parts in big films.
>>157317329isnt that when you pay for one of those deals that Tatis jr signed? give up a percent of your future earnings
>>157317347N-Noooooooooooooo!
>>157317347he's got that itch in em
>>157317357
>>157317355He was good in The Gentlemen show on Netflix too. He plays a drug lord again but a lot different than Gus
>>157317338Type shit
>>157317355I thought he was incredible in do the right thing. man is legit
>>157317364I don't even remember him in Do the Right Thing lol
>>157317348WITNESSED
how about we travel ball to a nu?
>>157317367he was buggin out
nu>>157317372>>157317372>>157317372
>100% win rate when Peralta pitchesI'm thinking we'll be alright Rays bros
