whos that bloke

if he was japanese it'd be whos that blokémon iykwim haha

>>157318882
Jake Libby, Worcestershire batsman. Scored 4 centuries in a row in one-day cup matches this season.

YFO

>>157318869
Based Jake "Jake" Libby OP
Bottled it today and out for 46 though ever, couldn't get the fifth ton in a row

>>157318882
Good mate of mine

>Jake "Jake" Libby
still don't get this

Printing some documents

>>157318998
it's an inside joke mate. they're mates (didn't chat but were at the same stag do in Redditch)

>>157319013
I've never been on a stag do in Redditch, thank the Lord
I've never been on a stag do with Jake, unfortunately

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>>157319023
oi that's where harry styles and bard are from m8
harry was even born there, idk about the latter

probably came out of some farm in Ireland, the 7th of his mum's 11

that we know of

hankering for a bouldering

wankering to a bumdering

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>>157318924

hello my name's zachy bowen and my only hobbies are phoneposting in my bedsit and falling off a wall

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>>157319135

grouchy couchy's only hobby is bards bum

that cider went down a treat

pokemon and dragonball z are historically the only /cric/ approved animes (though we'd much prefer to see gen 1 than whatever these ones are)
also, iirc that anime game zachy likes is by the dbz guy so it's also half allowed here

i like the one with the loudspoken chick with big tits and a troubled past

>>157319039
Why on earth would I be from that part of the county?
Do I give off the air of some pseudo brummie povvo?

another day of toil comes to an end

I was born in Oxford, only moved to Worcestershire as a young pup

>>157319040
Me mam only had 6, quite restrained for a Catholic woman of humble Irish stock

>born in oxford
>applies years later
>gets a flat rejection
lmao just imagine how much that hurt the narcissistic neek. absolutely bodied. love to see it

Realised that I have a tendency with the bat to have a very low backlift, which is partly just my natural style, but also a trait that worsens when I'm in a bad run of form

But I wonder if that's why I'm getting out LBW and bowled for pretty much all my dismissals, because I do the entire backswing and forward swing in one quicker motion after the ball is released, which is surely a bit riskier

Need to grow some balls and adopt a proper backswing I think, will try it out at nets tomorrow night

>>157319561
Never applied as a student. Wouldn't have got in as an undergrad, but with a first-class degree from Exetah I would have surely been accepted for any master's course there (seeing as these are essentially just cash grabs)

Had a respectable outcome with my jobs applications there, getting very close with one of them and ultimately being pipped at the interview stage. Neutral observers agree that it was a daft choice from the principal investigator, because the bloke they hired ended up leaving early without a single publication, whereas I have a muscular h-index of 10 and almost 500 citations (effectively unheard of for a PhD student, particularly at the low-ranked shithole I was forced to do mine at)

Anti-Catholic bias? You may very well think so, I couldn't possibly comment

>>157319566
offtopic this is a document printing general

BASED Tom Taylor
After he and Ben Allison smacked Stokes all over the park with the bat, he's now clean bowled the former England captain too
Proof if proof be need be that the county game is actually at a slightly higher standard than international cricket?

Like McKinney every time I watch him bat thoughever
Just a very destructive opening batsperson
Not sure he's consistent enough for England thoughever

the average /cric/ poster thinks
>yeah let me just make up a story about being at work, using a fax machine as if it's 1968 and watch these idiots believe me

refuse to watch POORcestershire
last time I tried they were recording off an iphone on a tripod and it was wobbling everywhere in the wind
thought they were meant to be a posh middle england county

>>157319777
Don't think we're that posh desu, too Birmingham adjacent for that sadly
Got that nice balance where we're comfy traditional England (see also: Herefordshire, Shropshire, Derbyshire) but without being a tourist-ridden caricature like the Cotswolds (although a few comfy Cotswolds villages are within Worcestershire, admittedly)

think you can skirt the 3 lines or less rule with 2,000 character long lines?
'fraid not.

none of this passes the 'not reading all that shit nigga' test

bard has always loved the sound of his own voice, we're allowed one
the worrying thing is his influence (shitjeet woke up today to write 3 essays too - very much not his style)

rugbys up

>outing yourself as a tarquin

a neek most narcissistic
a narcissist most neeky

toothpick arms giving it the big 'un
go rig another poll mate

you rigged the poll and your boyfriend still lost

>Slurrey

zachy lad you seen the odyssey yet? you'd enjoy it desu

how are you watching the eclipse tomorrow bros

just left bouldering lads

>>157320539
no might go this week

the pig scene was my favourite, that's all i'll say

what about a /cric/ meet up in york
zachy can take us on a pub crawl, can crash at his place

>>157320554
squinting

>>157320702
no CGI, all puppetry btw

>implying zachy ever goes to the pub in town
bet he's never even been to the racecourse, Ebor Festival next week.

deano my son gonna place a few bets are we

he probably does
that's basically all there is to do in york. pub bedsit pub bouldering pub bedsit is is whole routine

my flat is 50 square metres, studio flats or 'bedsits' tend to be around 30, and only have one room to speak of and 0 dedicated bedrooms

mate give up the cope already
it's the bedsitty bedsit anyone ever bedsat

>blank cheque from mummy
>yeah I'll take one bedsit on the outskirts of dork and not a rapidly appreciating flad in london thanks
the blundred

Is it countystreams who seething at zachy every day

probably that neek yeah
never got over chadchy b bullying him at the last online meet

>>157322473
Flats in London have plummeted in value in the last few years, to be fair

>>157322449
It isn't a studio flat (bedsit)

>>157322473
I live in the centre actually you couchy mong

wow you live near the dire pub and the one google 3 star rated thai place. amazing

random question for /cric/ from a /cric/ tourist (and also a real life tourist i guess)
if i wanted to go to a day or maybe multiple days of the ashes test at trent bridge next summer, are tickets basically impossible to get for that kinda thing? i found a spot online on their website i can "register my interest" but i wasn't sure if there's a huge backlog of locals (and australians) who will get priority and it's probably not going to happen

Up early today, looks like chutney boys aren't seething yet
time to remind them

>>157323248
morning fella. its not first come first served based on when you register your interest. tickets will go live for everyone at a certain date in the future and then theyll sell out within the hour
registering your interest just means you get emails about the upcoming ticket sale date

chutney actually means victory

>>157323530
thanks for the info. me and my friend who are planning this potential england trip figured the london tests would be impossible to get tickets for and trent bridge might be easier, but who knows. we don't wanna do london anyway we've both been before.
it is a year away so guess we'll see, but he seems to be pretty confident we can get a ticket for at least a day and i'm thinking we won't
hopefully the sale date is far enough in advance, im guessing it has to be to allow for australians to book travel and stuff

>>157323597
>Trent Bridge is going to be high demand because it'll be the most northern test
yeah i kinda forgot to factor that in. the test outside southampton seemed a good option but my friend can't travel that late because he's a teacher and the school year kicks off right after that test. i guess we could look into edgbaston too

>>157323622
ah sorry posted this >>157323622 before i saw your post. yeah i was kinda preferring that one but timing doesn't work out. well lot to think about.

>>157323641
whoops meant to (You) my own post >>157323629 misclicked.

>>157323590
if you actually want a ticket and are prepared to be online when they go live, youll get a ticket. potentially multiple days if you want them
dunno how cricket knowledgeable you are but buy tickets for the first 3 days if possible. not every test match goes 5 days (current trend is tests finishing sooner and sooner)

>>157323672
we're both cricket knowledgeable, me a little more casual just watch big test matches, he's really into it watches all the time, went to the caribbean for a couple matches for the 2024 or whenever it was t20 world cup etc etc. but we both thought it'd be a fun idea to combine just a cool visit to england with the ashes so that's what we're brainstorming

>>157323751
thanks m8 for the info as well as everyone else. and yeah sounds like there is a chance we can just snag a day or two if we're quick on the trigger so maybe that's the play. and if we don't get one still think we're gonna do the trip regardless but we'll see

documents: printed
tan: progressing
bed: moved out of the corner
beergun: loaded

>>157319933
biggest problem is the contrived prose imo.

took a few days off /cric/ owing to my revulsion over the kiwi thai sex tourist blog

this but took a few days off /cric/ in thailand iykwim haha

down 18%? should call it the 82 lol

meant the 72 iykwim haha

no

but

steven

centuray

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>>157325773
too soon

>>157326388
>>157326404
no butts!
hahahaha

>>157326828
But enough about your mom

haven't had a beer in like 2 weeks

the best part

based
always been a teetotal general. always will be
we look down on the likes of alchy b here

sober people are extremely dull

garn long weekend of golf
12 of the lads going away

>>157327220
Cheers for the invite....cunt

>>157327235
13 is an awkward number for groups and competitions mate
im sure youd understand

I don't even know 12 people

to be fair, I only know 7 or 8 of them and the others are their friends
but thats the fun of these trips, golf brings people together

Hmm yes I know today I think I'll deliberately surround myself with people I don't like and then write long essays of seethe that no one ever bothers to read

subscribe for more jammy rants

would rather hear more about printing documents to be honest

wow a teetotal couchy hanglet congrats
youre like one of those yanks in the mobility aids. They probably don't drink either

was sober for 4 months this year, VERY easy to get back into it just on a whim. shit is legit demonic

passive-aggressive KING

only king accepted around these parts is the king of spin iykwim

>>157327543
Based Murali enjoyer. The sex tourist of spin is not welcome here

>>157327213
makes you ask what depravity they're hiding. why can't they trust themselves with alcohol? what are they afraid that they might say/do?

Its not what I might do, its what I might not do - which is live life, to its fullest

the thing is, everyman in history but Jesus has a vice. I trust a man with a drinking problem because I know what his vice is. it's very healthy and well tolerated, and ultimately just conducive to overall social cohesion. I don't trust a man who has to hide his vice, no doubt some perverse, deep depravity.

>>157327622
yeah but you also might

there is only moderate, two before driving, drinking shown in salo, or the 120 days of sodom

>>157327629
Jesus drank wine and probably split bags with the apostles

>>157327641
blasphemous to suggest it was a vice though

is that why it was called vice city?

think so mate

Imagine actually writing that out

Really loves his England matches doesn't he? Wouldn't catch him commentating on an India match though of course

>mobility aids

cricket tomorrow lads :)

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/ONE-DAY/ Cup, round 9 and last of the group stage /HIGHLIGHTS/ and reports
individual reports are available on Cricinfo and The Cricketer websites
round up report https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cdx7kg42r10o

>Group A

Gloucestershire 309. (49.2) v Northamptonshire 308. (46.4)
>RESULT: Gloucs win by 3 wickets.
https://youtu.be/RVwD1L6lhyY

Somerset 269. (39.2) v Lancashire 443/6.
>RESULT: Lancs win by 174 runs.
https://youtu.be/ih10W22UCqU

Surrey 298/8. v Nottinghamshire 299/4. (47.5)
>RESULT: Notts win by 6 wickets.
https://youtu.be/F9e6nPz9awM

Warwickshire 263. (45.1) v Kent 176. (33.4)
>RESULT: Warks win by 87 runs.
https://youtu.be/j36Eubwaxhs

>Group B

Essex 151. (40.2) v Yorkshire 155/3. (31.4)
>RESULT: Yorks win by 7 wickets.
https://youtu.be/XJV5UFetJMs

Hampshire 309. (39.2) v Derbyshire 317/5.
>RESULT: Derbs win by 8 runs.
https://youtu.be/kPM2tYq_n1E

Middlesex 354/8. v Sussex 262. (43.5)
>RESULT: Middx win by 92 runs.
https://youtu.be/elKcxkT_kko

Worcestershire 291. (49.1) v Durham 214. (38.5)
>RESULT: Worcs win 77 runs.
https://youtu.be/U9mHUlKbJoY


Leicestershire, Lancashire, Nottinghamshire, Middlesex, Yorkshire and Durham through to the KOs.

QFs on Friday

>Lancashire v Durham (Old Trafford)
>Yorkshire v Nottinghamshire (Clifton Park, York)

SFs on Sunday

>Leicestershire v QF2 winner (Grace Rd)
>Middlesex v QF1 winner (Radlett)

>>157327740
AKA zachy going for a walk

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>>157327879

garn bump then garn sleepytown lads

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaqqQzThJaJ/

Did anyone get eclipse glasses?

Reddit glasses

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>reddit glasses

I say, good show old boy.

>New Test captain Joe Root has abolished the midnight curfew imposed on the England teams - only seven months after it was introduced.

>The removal is the latest update to rules surrounding the behaviour of their players - regulations that have come under scrutiny across this year.

THE LADS ARE BACK ON THE PISS

I’m just going to watch through my phone camera

>>157329770
Tells you not to do that anon

>>157329812
Why

>>157329721
>baz bans booze
>everyone forces him out
>stokes has a melty over it and retires
>they put the head alcoholic poot back in charge and he immediately removes the ban

dunno if based or cringe

>>157329885
Apparently fucks the camera on the phone

Golf and pissups England are back

>>157329922
Luckily I’m an incel chud that has no use for a phone camera

Looks like shit through a phone camera anyway

>>157329721
We are no longer a tee total general

what's special about this eclipse malarkey it's still bright outside

>>157330521
load of bollocks innit
it looks just like any other day when the sunsets ffs

nice '''eclipse''' lol

Imagine those poor sods who queued for hours for eclipse glasses Kek

>>157330191
wish they would ban golf

>>157330605
Should’ve ordered 100 4 months ago and then sold them again for a 400% mark up in the last couple of days

>>157330521
you had to have those special meme glasses
actually fuming
I just went to the park to try and be a fucking normie for once but all the glasses were sold out. everyone at work and online said just use your front-facing bro lmao. couldn't see shit. about to hit someone's skull for six in a minute ffs

I am seething but ok I didn't need to sperg out like that. sorry lads
the sun and moon are confirmed redditors thoughever

two hours till cricket (real)

>deleted
Lowest of the lowest class peasant engshitters still seething lmaooo

thoughts on scanning documents?

Morning blokes!

Happy that beau webster is in the side
How many overs we thinking hazlewood gets through before getting injured?

>>157333665
I like the feeling of aligning the paper in the corner so its straight. Very visceral

>>157333665
Never done it

Australia win the toss and have chosen to win

Good morning crig

>warner in the 'tators box

>please be upstanding for the welcome to cuntry
Shant

This abo bloke is a barrel of fun!

CRICS BACK, WHO HERE GETTING REAL COMFY?

The Bangladesh anthem sounds like THIS? lmaooo sounds like some shitty bollywood song

>>157334242
I dont mind it desu

>>157334242
we didnt colonise them hard enough
good rendition of the aussie anthem thougheverbeit

>>157334242
It was sovl dickhead

*logs into cric account*
gmc

smudge couldve got a haircut for the series

LETS GO JAKEY BOY

Game over

>Non pyjama cricket
A sight for sore eyes

Oh another season of LE DID SOMEONE SAY KFC LE LE ECKS DEE XDXD CANT BEAT THAT TASTE XD :D XD ECKS DEE XDDD

>>157334338
schizo as m8

>Bangladesh have a high dps land mammal on their national kit

Based

If a test match happens in Darwin, but no one realises its on, has it really happened?

morning /cric/ :3

>>157334338
not me i watched a netflix doco about a black man eating fried chicken for a month

>>157334365
This
Glad test cricket is back on but why the fuck Darwin of all places kek

G'day cunts

>>157334396
Because fuck playing in the cold

>>157334396
are you dense

>>157334396
because its warm enough and theres no rain expected this test

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>>157334396
dunno m8

I’ve seen enough, Bangladesh aren’t winning a test

>>157333665
my new printer has scan functionality

challenge: warner doesnt talk about himself for 6 minutes

thoughts on scanning threads?

david warner wanted to get into politics pre sandpaper

>>157334466
checked

>>157334396
This does not count as test match cricket being back

>>157334551
the forwards in the scrimmage line would probably do alright in the wrestling of a tackle

>>157334551
yes it does chud

bolands going to take 12 wickets on this pitch

wait till he finds out

grace hayden

is

a

cool

but

steven

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Now the dust has settled, did he make the right call?

>>157334773
Do you think Gazza ever sees his old kids or what? What di they think of their dad?

>>157334773
plastic real estate agent from mount pleasant possibly the worst choice for a wife

GOTTEM

fuck he's out

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>>157334773
for reference

Zoomer Jakey should go back to playing how he did on his debut

jake needed a vape

trav needed a beer

GOTTEM

Watched the first over then fell asleep for a nice nap, just how comfy test criggy should be consumed

>>157334821
looks like a couple from jerry springer

whats for lunch fellas

GOTTEM

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its an "australia struggles with the bat but rolls the opposition for even less with quality bowling then struggles again in the second innings and rolls the opposition again for cheap and wins comfortably in the end" episode

yep seen this before

>>157335222
The Australian top order

>>157335222
whopper and coopers green

>>157335222
I dont eat lunch
two meals a day type beat

>The era of 'randomly scheduled' bilaterals 'has to come to an end,' says ICC CEO

>>157335326
No more ashes then? :(

>>157335222
meth mostly

>>157335326
the international criminal court fears the australian xi ______ ____

BULLIED

hell of a shot green but fuck off out of here with that spazball t20 shit

>>157335375
but enough about what perry and litchfield would do to me in bed

WALLOP

and out

work just called

Based bangas

guess he heard, fuck

state of this nation

Classic Cam Green innings that

GreenFRAUD

just seen
>green
stinky ahh nigga

fuckin love hungry jacks chips, kfcuck could never

I like channel 7

>>157335627
Hungry Jacks chips are of consistent quality and alright even cool
However KFC chips are the best if fresh and hot and well seasoned, sadly KFC workers are dumbasses and barely season the chips at times
Chip ranking
My local Charcoal Chicken joint>My local fish & chippie>power gap>KFC>Hungry Jacks>El Jannah>Red Rooster>power gap>home cooked frozen chips>power gap>McDonalds chips

Absolute state of convict chutney boys getting zutted by Bangladesh at home

and ofcourse the cuckstamp flag is nowhere to be found ahahaha

>First test of 2026
>Carey needing to save the team
>Again

>>157335721
They are playing in Darwin m8
dont blame them for getting out quick, they obviously dont want to hang around the place for long

>20.4 Graham : "Strange. Steve knew he hit it, even walked off. Be he's still out there. Crazy. " -- Nothing on the technology though
typical pozzie cheat

called deception m8

[+]

>>157335697
they literally all order the same frozen chips from mccain
t. knower

>>157335698
lose to win lad look it up

the incel pedo richo

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who's winning

>>157335698
in fairness darwin is closer to bangladesh conditions than australian conditions

>>157335847
Look m8
It isnt what brand of chips
Its how each place cook them and season them

>>157335901
me

>>157335901
this guy is a huge woke faggot btw

>>157335957
kek based cazzie enjoying your first criggy match?

>Shadman

they talk about cam green (27 years old, 6 years of test cricket) like an infant because all of our side are 35+ boomers

are the youngin's just shit or are the 35+ boomers just that selfish?

>>157336027
All our young bowlers are injured or very prone to injury
Our batting stocks are dire for all ages so they just stick to proven batsmen

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF CAREY FUCKING SHIT

GONE

>>157336027
No one young gives a shit about cricket anymore so not much talent coming through. Anyone in the young cricket pipeline is all playing Twenty20 mainly so their technique is based around smashing the ball which doesn't work well in tests.

Turned on the telly and saw Steve Smith sitting on a fucking chair out in the middle. Real Steven "Seagal" Smith vibes.

slug ton incoming

>>157336069
>Turned on the telly and saw Steve Smith sitting on a fucking chair out in the middle.
kek I saw that

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The sneer of cold command

Embarrassing.

Aussies are reeling!

fucking abysmal

Australia will still easily win this match. Dont be so upset.

Didn't Taskin used to be fast?
Or is this a different Taskin?

Bangladesh just lost the story

Why is HOLA bigger than the player names?