N9ne is NOT gonna be happy
Nine is now officially a Josh Rosen tier bust, hilarious that Kyler has taken a rookie starter's job twice now
Don't run when it comes
>>157320237>JJ McSharty>Manlet Murray>Carson WinceMurray was always going to win the starting gig
>>157320237>The Vikings have declared their eligibility for a top 10 draft pickWhich would be true no matter who became the starter.
JJ McCarthy should never have been a first round pick. It was pretty obvious that he was a bus driver at Michigan that had the benefit of a National Championship level team around him. How did the NFL talk themselves into him as hard as they did?
Its always rigged btw. Patriots dynasty was rigged cause 9/11 and the war on terror. Mahomes era was when the Chinese communist party was controlling America through Biden. The American eagles then disemboweled mahomes in front of everyone in a holocaust that sacrificed mahomes for the good harvest of next year and then haha guess what out for the year. It was rigged when jerruh was best pals with everyone at the top. It was rigged for Montana. It was rigged for elway. It was super rigged for Peyton and then reverse jew double bluff rigged for the Katrina saints >haha we just knew the play they finna ran at the end of the gameIts always riggi fraudi
He's gonna demand a trade somewhere right? No way he is stays in that locker room.
Why are there so many Asians at Costco?
>>157320255His face is so babeish and cherublike yet his eyes and smile are psychotic and insincere so this is a ghoulish image indeed
JJ is the single biggest NFL QB draft bust of all time >but Jamarcus Russell A physically talented QB who won a natty without cheating, but a crumbling support system led to his health and work ethic deteriorating (Lane Kiffin partly to blame)>but Trey LanceOverhyped due to a Covid year and weak class, but still a natty winner and physically talented>JJCould not play the sport of football without cheating. As soon as he played a team without play calls being fed to him (TCU/NFL teams) he crumbled. I'm certain the top 20% of G6 QBs could play in an NFL system better than him.
>>157320281Insect minds are constantly calculating the best value for more resources to hoard
>>157320274To where nigga whos trading for THE nine? I doubt a coach in the league thinks they can save nine hes radioactive
>>157320274There is not a single team in the league who would trade for him, he doesn't even have any crazy athletic traits that might bait some GM/coach into thinking he's worth trying to develop
>>157320274Someone in Canada maybe
>>157320281Anyone who trades for JJ will be investigated for tanking
>>157320281Good dears
>>157320237Reminder there are 'people' in this general who thought JJ wasn't the most obvious bust in years, Michigan didn't even let him pass the ball kek
Imagine having a QB whose weak mind and brittle spirit gets completely broken by being benched. Couldn't be mine.
Nfl storyliners wanted Murray in Minnesota cause the bulbhead population is so big there he is their perfect hero worship Lil nigga. Nine was the requisite fall guy so the rest of the populace would be happy they at least didnt have Nine
Short kings stay winning
reminder that the Bears choking and allowing JJ McCarthy to lead a huge comeback to win was the last game that Kirkdawg ever saw his team play
The Vikings could win 14 games if they had a QB like Sam Darnold
how you think Justin Jefferson handles having a year of his career wasted by nine
>>157320269Huwhite privilege
>>157320274>gets traded to the Browns for a 5th and a 2028 7th
>>157320343Honestly I’m amazed he hasn’t had an AJ Brown tier melty. I’d be so pissed if I was him
>>157320319>gets bootyblasted by da bears week 1>Haynes King takes his job>is never heard from againIt’s coming
Murray goes 2-5 and they swap in JJ then finish the season 6-11 after a QB carousel
How long until JJ’s wife leaves him?
Sammy can I, hit it from the frontThen I hit it from the backKnow you like it like thatThen we take it to the bedThen we take it to the floorThen we chill for a secondThen we back it some more
My Rammies :)
so what happens if jj goes to a new team and someone is already wearing 9 and refuses to give it up
>year 1: tear your bussy in preseason and miss the whole year. Watch your backup win 14 games >year 2: play like dogshit and get hurt until the end of the year when your team is already out of the playoffs. >year 3: benchedZach Wilson is no longer the biggest KWAB of all time
>>157320377Just make sure you don't got your period, cause I don't run red lights, ight? You know my motherfuckin' steeloRippin from the back, bitch you know how we go
>>157320274Maybe Harbaugh will pity trade for him but I don't see anybody else doing it
Clotbros....
>>157320237HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157320300>>157320274Miami NEEDS n9ne
>>157320398Neck yourself pedo
>>157320405AJ Brown being a 2k receiver this year is such easy money and yet Shiggles fans are talking up and down like he's washed. I genuinely think he's the best receiver in the entire league based on how hard he carried Tannehill and Hurts.
>>157320400Still Trey Lance
Nine would be an upgrade over Stroud
>>157320435No lol
>>157320425You are not going to bet on AJ Brown being a 2,000 yard receiver.
>>157320425>Breaking the receiving record is easy money
>JJ McBusty
>>157320405Patriots camp has all been about how Gonzales and brown are making each other work and lighting a fire under each others ass I expect an extremely galvanized patriots team to fire out of the gate week 1 to shut everyone the fuck up about vrabel and the seahawks loss. Brown is being used as a catalyst by vrabel to light the fire under the pats players because you have to put up or he will bitch you
>>157320425That's not really how it works.
>>157320455lol
Nobody wants to acknowledge Jordan Love is also a bust. Decent floor but also low ceiling. He can’t get past the WC round let alone the divisional and AFCCG.
>>157320466Caleb is also a bust, but nobody is ready to talk about it.
>>157320466I wouldn't say that means he's a bust. Disappointing, maybe, but that's still an above average career for an NFL QB.
What’s the deal with this? I’ve seen some headlines about it but I feel like we haven’t talked about it ITT
>>157320466Dude is in the 10-15 QB range. That’s not a bust
>>157320466Jordan Love is a top 10 QB in my eyes. He even cut down on his erratic dumb throws last season, maybe he should tone down his aggression a bit but he only will go up in my eyes.
>>157320466He's fine. Same level as Hurts and he won a Superbowl
JJ MCCarthy would be an upgrade to the colts starter
>>157320320murray has zero dawg but he is obviously talented enough to get a chance on a good team without a quarterback
>>157320473More details here if you're interested:>https://www.inquirer.com/news/mohamed-coulibaly-philadelphia-shopify-scam-nfl-players-20260811.html
>>157320237>>N9ne is NOT gonna be happyDude hasn’t been the same without having the opposing team’s play calling on hand. The Vikings ought to sue Jim Harbaugh for losing millions on this utter fraud.
>>157320496Zamn, doesnt say who killed him or how
>>157320489Idk about talent hes been artificially elevated to his position by the nfl system since he was a toddler and hes basically the Rooney rule qb. Lamar kyler tua bryce are all dei initiatives
Ravensbros I do not trust those two 30yo fucks. We can we realistically get to replace Nate?
Just a reminder. If you're hearing any rumors or intel about the Eagles acquiring a player with a known history of DA/DV, Bet against them.
>>157320274the manager at the concession stand is offering two sleeves of 20oz cups and half a bag of pretzel salt.
>>157320237i told EVERY single one of you clueless little faggots that 9 is the next mitch trubisky. as soon as they can pry themselves away from the latest video clips shared by their male cheerleaders, i will be expecting many apologies from the various imbeciles who thought they did "good" by drafting him.
Everyone plays football this weekend!
>>157320594This is a Mandela effect post for me because I don’t remember any hype being thrown his way and seem to remember the pick being nigh universally panned
>>157320473Black people scamming each other. One got shot for it
>>157320576Say what you will about Lamar and his inability to win in the playoffs and how unlikely his play style is to last long term. He is not like the others on your list. His 2019 mvp is as legit as they come. He has been dynamic as a Vick style QB. Having said that, I think his prime is almost over.
>>157320237>vikings could've kept darnold or drafted nix
>>157320608>i wasn't one of the idiots who bought into 9, sir!nice try ya dumb coping faggot
>beats your team to a pulp
Lol JJ McSharty
Keep laughing at 9. I fucking dare you. You’re gonna be crying and shitting your pants once Kyler has a season ending non contact injury and 9 comes back in and goes full thanos on everyone. Just watch you fucking gay retards
>>157320269Sean Payton supposedly trick't the Vikings into taking him over Bo Nix
>>157320644>vikings could've kept darnoldeveryone keeps saying this but I remember at the time it was either paying Jefferson or paying to keep Darnold, why is this never mentioned?
>>157320644The Vikings and making hilarious decisions about their starting QB… has been true since their team started. They even shipped Tarkenton away to the Giants for a time. They’re just doomed to never get it right.
Someone post the fake camp stats where JJ has 0% completions while Nine has 100%
>>157320271What is the storyline this year? Patriots?
>>157320676Any competent NFL GM could find a way to keep both
>>157320676That’s not true. It would have been true of they paid him $55m or something ridiculous. They could have afforded him on Seattle’s deal.
I'd rather have the backup on the Eagles than 9
>>157320670How do you cry your pants?
>>157320679
why can't teams develop QBs?
>>157320701britty gud
>>157320674Holy based. Somalis on suicide watch!
>>157320708I mean, Mac’s situation is clearly contractual. The 9ers have him locked down for one more season. He’ll be the starter on a new team next year.
>>157320708my raidies aint finna let that happen to mendozie
>>157320708They all got buckbroken ignoring Lamar in the draft and have been chasing him ever since
>>157320708Patrick Mahomes.... Benched
>>157320708Why are people acting like every single QB drafted has to be a hit? It's more likely that a player turns out underwhelming or just not good enough. The 2018, 2020, and 2024 classes are well known exceptions.
>>157320237Only one QB battle that matters
I still believe in Nine.
>>157320646Okay I didn’t realize you were an actual helmet wearing retard. Have fun
>>157320701Thanks
Who was the last absolute stud qb drafted that produced immediate results?
>>157320725mendoza is literally benched for the season and kirk will start unless he gets injured
>>157320747All football players wear helmets.
>>157320708why this retard use Trey Lance and go "QB DEVELOPMENT PROBLEM PROOF" as if Brock Purdy hasn't been developed just fine in the same literal fucking system...
>>157320755Not while they’re sitting at home on the computer
>>157320753Nix
>>157320754ya thats called developing him you ninny
>>157320753Jayden Daniels
>>157320753Gayleb maye nix Daniels were all high tier prospects that immediately found success
Let them laugh. I'm trustin9 the plan. When they cannot wallow in their own failure anymore, where will it bring them? Back to 9.
>>157320771>the first overall pick needs to ride the bench to develop first rounders are meant to be instant impact players
>>157320787>help r/nfl the real world is more complex than my brainerinos can handle :(
>>157320466He’s not a bust. A starting caliber QB picked late 1st round is a good pick. He’s in that 10-15 range which is fine. He can still be a bad pick because Rodgers was still at his peak and a different player could have won a SB for them.
>BREAKING: Rams star WR Puka Nacua may face a suspension for his offseason behavior (biting a woman/antisemitic remarks) and could be sidelined for Week 1's game vs. 49ers, per Adam Schefter.>"It's still being reviewed by the NFL - but it is possible when the Rams vs 49ers play in Australia Puka Nacua doesn't play in that game.
>>157320787all the greats rode the bench in their rookie season guys like manning are the exception and even then he was horrible his rookie season
>>157320684>>157320685still think Vikings don't win the owl 2025 even with both Jefferson and Darnold. Seattle took home field advantage into playoffs in THAT division, don't know if Vikings would've gotten 1st overall over Rams if Darnold was kept by Vikings and what any impact Vikings could have made with a mid-season signing like Seattle did with Shaheed. its one thing to be a playoff team but Seattle really brought everything together to take it all
>>157320806kek, you get what you deserve you nazi vampire
>>157320806Out of curiosity, has a player ever been suspended for remarks alone?
>>157320281Depends where you live. I never see them at the ones in Florida
>>157320810>T. Law>Bo nix>BurrowCope
>>157320754I wish I looked like this
>>157320680Rinse as many bettors as possible
>>157320832>the greats>bo nix
>>157320753Btw we’re still putting up 49 a game
>>157320830I remember a white receiver on the eagles said the n word, not sure if he got suspended though
Yeah, 49 YARDS! Jajajajajajajajaja
>>157320670This, Minny knows what they're doing, after Kyler tears his hammy week 3, N9ne is going to insert himself into the starting lineup and put up all-pro numbers. Screencap this.
>>157320832I said great not bum
>>1573208063 game suspension, nothing less.
>>157320708What a retarded take. Not everyone can start.
>>157320838you just have to have to hit the gym, bro
>>157320289>JJ is the single biggest NFL QB draft bust of all timeWhat about Ryan Leaf?
>>157320753
>>157320853Riley Cooper
>the absolute state of the Vikings
>>157320289yea he would be a bigger bustthose guys never had fucking justin jefferson lmao
>>157320893was that the game where Zimmer blew out the blood vessels in his eyes from yelling so much?>>157320893
>>157320877The gym won’t make my hair grow back nor remove my body hair
>>157320893>laces inNever had a chance
Brady will NEVER have the following over Mahomes:• Win MVP and Superbowl MVP in the same season• Never miss a championship round in 20s• Go to 5 Super Bowls in 20s• Win 2 league MVPs in 20s (Brady had 0 lol)• Be only player to go to 7 straight AFCCGs in 20s• Throw for 50 TDs in 20s• Throw for 5k yards in 20s• Have the single season record of most total yards of all time.• Have the most yards and TDs per game in NFL history• Set a new record in wins, TDs, and pass yards in 20s• Never miss playoffs in 20s• Have the 2nd most playoff wins, pass TDs, and Superbowl MVPs before your 30th birthday
>>157320955hair transplant for your head, laser hair removal for everything else
Death to Filthadelphia. Inshallah
JJM is still going to be playing this season let’s be real. Kyler Murray is a retarded midget who gives up when Call of Duty comes out.
>>157320992>non canon team identityYou're a commanders fan, Giuseppe. Don't you forget it
>>157320741My brownies! :).. it's gonna be doucheon though. I guarantee it. My brownies:) are gonna win 3-5 games this year, 2 or 3 in absolute meme fashion. The rest of the team will shine but the QB whoever it is any given game will be horrendous
what the FUCK is his problem?
Eaglesfans have been extremely quiet the last couple days....
>>157321019what's there to say?
>>157321014Endorsing slavery? Wut?
>>157321027Genuinely, how do Herbert and Burrow have such good PR?
>>157320985I want to look like that without putting in effort
>>157320985What’s with the negro obsession with that straight line in front and the sides
What is N9ne thinking right now?
>>157321036You're not going to like and much less accept the answer.
>>157321036Tall white gigachads. Simple as.
>>157321046Do you always try to sound like an 1850s Southerner who lived near, but never owned a Plantation?
>>157320466He is a total LaFleur merchant. It is hilarious how Packer fans think he is being held back by the coaching.
herbert is the most overrated player in da league. blo dix is 2nd
>>157321036they're white
>>157321049not well, I'm afraid
Ninebros...
>[Schefter] NFL still weighing suspensions for several players, including Puka Nacua, Josh Jacobs & Tyreek HillHow Tyreek going to cop a suspension 8 years late and one career ending injury later
>>157321046You only have so many differentiating options when everyone has the exact same copse of dark pubes
>>157321074Jordan Love is the most overrated player and it’s not particularly close
>>157321151fuck the chiefs that's how
>>157321171this doesnt even fuck the chiefs, he wouldnt do shit on their team if anything this is just the league telling Tyreek so long thanks for all the fish and don't try to do a come back thing
>>157320983>20sHe's in his 30s now
>>157321162Jordan Love has at least won a playoff game and has overall played better than Herbert in the playoffs.
>>157321151oy vey, puka's gotta learn!!
>>157321209Puka should consider furthering his journey into Judaism, he could benefit a lot from it
We still have a month until the season starts.
>>157321261But there's football this weekend. Hell, there's football right now. Cowboys and Rams are doing Joint Training.
>>157321208He beat the cowboys which shouldn’t even count
>>157321272It counts extra actually because people love watching the Cowboys lose in the playoffs.
>>157321246Powerful jaws, he would make a successful rabbi.
Why isn't there a Friday game if they're gonna move the opening game to Wednesday?
>>157321281>>157321270It's expected, beating the Cowboys is the bare minimum for a playoff team. It's not like anyone ever faces them in the conference game, how hard can it possibly be?
>>157321261FBS opener is on the 29th
>>157321162It will always be Bustin
There is a fag on twitter currently coping by saying Jetta demanded Kyler be starter and JJ was better in camp lmao
>>157321322The first few weeks of college football are complete garbage
>>157321312It's a college day I guess.
>>157321322We don’t watch that crap here
>>157320787Not necessarily. What good is an instant impact starter on a shit team picking at the top of the draft? Might as well pick the guy with the high ceiling and see if it works out.
>>157321330I like bad football gore
>>157320708It's unironically 100% because of the NCAA. They don't develop players for the NFL anymore. If the NFL was smart and could plan for the long term they would tell the NCAA to fuck off, and build their own developmental league.
>>157321330>He isn't going to watch the Arch bubble burst in week 1(again)
>>157320575My guess is suicide, but anything is possible
>>157321350There should be a 2 tier league with training teams and relegation/promotion
>>157321330>>157321322There's no Civil War this year I couldn't give a shit about college ball now if I tried.
>>157321350You cant just blame college programs forever. The nfl has coaches too
>>157321369That’s called the Jets
>>157320343>>157320359tbf everyone knows mccarthy is shit so he's not getting any blame or flack, now if he has a shit season with kyler he might be on his way out then
I hate watching football games where both teams struggle to move the ball. A good game is both offenses running a smooth operation while both defenses find ways to make timely plays and get off the field. I can't fucking stand games where it skews entirely towards defense and both teams are taking turns going 3 & out. That's the most heinous kind of football game, anything but that.
>>157321393If you didn’t like Bills-Eagles you don’t like football
>>157321412Shitty offense is not enjoyable to watch at all.
>>157321393Eagles vs Packers was fucking terrible
>[Sweeney] Steve Spagnuolo admits Chiefs’ new-look defense is moving slower than he’d likeits over....
In a just world, football games would take no longer than 2.5 hours at the very most to complete.
>>157321567Yes… YES!
>>157321312What is the opening week game you’re most looking forward to /nfl/? I imagine outside of Seahawks and Patriots fans that the opening game has lower than average interest, because of how uncompetitive the owl was.
>>157320237KEK THREE BLACK QBS IN THE JESTER GUILD
>>157321393I agree, shootouts aka 'number go up' games are the best, it's why the 3rd place game this world up was 10x better than the final. I stopped kept shifting focus in and out of the wc final..
>>1573215963 hour nfl games are fine. The 4+ hour college games however are torture
>>157320816The Vikings will never win an owl. Last year aside, they would actually be competing for their division every year if they had Darnold. Now they’re back to the never ending QB carousel.
>>157320237>Home early from work>Rest day from the gym (only once a week)>Nothing interesting playing at the theaters>No plansGuess I'm drinking tonight and playing Rocket League and Overwatch
play with this bussy
>>157321642Friendly reminder that after CFB adjusted its clock rules to remain running after a player goes out of bounds, those cunts increased the amount of ads so severely the games got appreciably LONGER
>>157321596I watched soccer for the first time and it was pretty boring but at least they only do commercials during halftime and the water break. It's like a 2 hour experience and that's fine.
>>157321642At least college OT doesn't last long. But their rules probably wouldn't work in the NFL
>>157321716college ot is more fun to watch
>>157320747>i am going to pretend that the only retard here is you and not me because i am also too much of a disingenuous chicken shit to confess that i over estimated the next mitch trubisky, sir i accept your embarrassing admission of defeat, retard. have fun coping and lying to yourself and others.
keep sleeping on ninedon't say I didn't warn you when he hits the griddy on your sorry ass team
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPhttps://x.com/VoiceOfTheStar/status/2087251994239250941>Matthew Stafford has really struggled to figure out this coverage from Christian Parker — his good plays far outnumbered by PBUs, errant throws, a couple of intentional throwaways, etc. >the league mvp is getting BITCHED by dem boyz' defenseHOL UP HOL UP HOL UP...*dabs on the demented faggot haters*WE DEM BOYZ
we dem chicanos o algo
>>157321778>replies seething almost 2 hours laterRetarded loser
>>157321831It doesn’t work when you’re sitting there refreshing the page because this is the closest thing you have to friends. Nobody was hyped for JJ outside of your head, sorry.
>She posted a WojakCute Femcel Eagles fan
>>157321854Didn’t the lions just trade away their long haired aryan linebacker
>>157321866QB > all
157321830>instantly seethes and shits his pants not even FIVE (5) minutes laterthe retarded loser immediately waved YET ANOTHER white flag lol. no more (you)s for the recently and easily defeated faggot, however. he may instead receive some mockery and belittlement, but only as long as i feel like it.
>>157321854Love my LGBears
>the blackest state and city in the jesterguild is the last one to have a white qb
>>157321393Then you’re not gonna enjoy >0-3 lel
>>157321900Honestly that’s probably Minneapolis these days. Detroit is becoming rapidly gentrified
genny looks pretty mentally ill and poopdickschizoywe gonna be like this all season?
black people are haram in nudetroit habibi
>>157321918yes. there are plenty of retards and losers who thought they had a guy or team figured out only for said guy or team to go and prove them wrong.
How bad is Jj McCarthy that he lost to Kyler Murray right when Black Ops 1 and Black Ops 2 got ported to PS5?
>>157321918It’s really really important to him to believe that everyone thought JJ Mcsharty was going to be some superstar stud. He was the 5th QB off the board because, uh, that’s where the highest rated one goes usually I guess
oh kek it's a vicuck having a schizo meltie?
>>157321828Ay fucker were raiders fans, perro. No mames guey, foo, we don't fuck wit cowboys, fans perro.
>>157321969Worse, an unironic burrs superb owl poster
That zen faggot was never going to make it in the pros
>>157321950This proves that straight QBs aren’t real ballers.
always a jesterguilder kek
>>157321989>straight>madison baer>she/her
>>157321969yes. he's been shitting his pants while psychologically projecting (very quickly and after the fact because he's been obsessively watching this thread in the hopes that his superior will dignify him with a response) because he thought 9 was the future and not the next mitch trubisky.
>>157321950Getting drafted by the Chargers sure is a good way to become a memorable quarterback who never wins anything
>>157321382But the point is that the NFL would be better off if they developed future NFL players themself, in their own developmental system.
>>157322003Not only did I not want you to reply, I and every other poster would prefer you didn’t ever post again. You’ll sperg out now
157322018>the pants shitter knows i'm talking about him and has LESS THAN TWO (2) MINUTES LATER resumed begging for a (you)classic retarded loser with shitty pants meltdown lol!
>>157320237For me? I'll be supporting the Patriots this season.Drake Maye and AJ Brown are going to be unstoppable.
>>157322012There’s way too much money in cfb now. The nfl will not be able to dislodge it. It’s way more likely the NCAA branches off into an amateur league separate from the universities
>>157322028>no no no my one minute reply doesn’t count because I didn’t put the arrows!What causes this?
>>157322053>can’t ignore a mentally ill breakdownFirst day on 4chan?
Can't belie the Ty
>>157322065This is not Super Bowl winning physiognomy
>>157321918I'm kinda sensing that Chikaner is here but I'm not sure
157322053>the retarded loser's meltdown continues as his already thin vocabulary has totally collapsed, causing him to screech about "arrows"what causes this? oh yeah, being soundly and embarrassingly defeated. lol. lmao. shitty pants will dance until he passes out at this rate!
>>157322086>”shitty pants” half a dozen times>”screech”>accuses someone else of projectionYeah totally. Have fun talking to yourself
I just wanna watch my billsies :)
Have fun talking to this bussy
>>157322106Thoughts on Joe Brady? I keep forgetting they ditched McDermott
>>157322033Drake Maye is an impressive bussy passer of the football. I think the Patriots will still make the playoffs. He carved the fuck out of my Saints last year. I was mad as fuck watching him play.
lets all take turns making out with jenny to take the edge off
>mahomes at the toplol
>>157322134This was the pass that really made me mad.
>>157322144Wrong webm. It was this one.
>>157322143>>157322153>that bottom rowCowards.
i got a boil right next to my bhole
>>157322143>>157322153dak and tlaw down. squrts and goof upa bit much for caleb
>>157322143I'd honestly move Caleb down a tier or two. He needs to be more consistent at hitting routine passes. t. Caleb enjoyer
where's he throwing
>>157322259Inb4 “DJ Moore should have caught this” retard
>>157322259To Ryback
>>157322259was it ever determined who's fault this was? I remember it being a big genny debate
>>157322259moore doesn't make that even at full speed
>>157322259DJ Moore should have caught this.
FUCK NOT LIKE THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>157322276>a debate is when one retard won’t give up a position for 7 months
>noooo gayleb can do wrong, it was moore's faul-oh, hey caleb
>>157322259Reminder this was DJ Moore's fault for not teleporting to the next zip code to save his qb.
are you guys buying the Herbert/Chargers hype?
>>157322259caleb forgot dj moore isn't a superhero capable of stopping time
>>157322281You gotta hate those spontaneous circumcisions.
>>157322281>injury prone>attacks women>is an antisemiteIs this the key to being an elite receiver?
>>157322259looks like #10 completely blew his route. this is surprisingly vindicating for williams.
>>157322312Regular season? DefPlayoffs? Lel
>>157322143Nick's whole schtick is just rage baiting
>>157322259did the bears really make moore the scapegoat for that and run him out of the org?
>>157322337Yep.
>>157322276it's just the nfl closet faggot obsessing over williams like he's been doing for over 2 years now.
>looks like #10 completely blew his route. this is surprisingly vindicating for williams.
>>157322312I kinda am. Mike McDaniel is an excellent play designer and play caller, especially when it comes to the run game. My biggest reason for buying into the Chargers is more expecting an Omarion Hampton breakout more than Herbert to elevate his game, although I do expect him to have one of his best seasons as a passer.
>>157322337Nope.
>>157322346pathetic, gayleb can't admit when he fucks up, always someone elses faulta
>>157322336Just like everyone else that does a sports talk show.
>>157322337No. They traded DJ Moore because Luther Burden was the same type of player but cheaper and is probably gonna be better.
>>157322351Something about dark brown eyes makes gays look extra gay
>>157322351>i have no argument whatsoever so i will instead post a picture of how i like my hair, sirwhat a fast concession from the nfl closet faggot lol.
>>157322365>Luther Burdenalready injured kekbears got bad karma nowfaggot diva qb is cursing them
>>157322362He's they need but but the one they deserve.
>>157322365Not buying the LB3 hype
>looks like #10 completely blew his route. this is surprisingly vindicating for williams
>>157322389Are you ok?
>It's cause LeVar Burton Tres also one of the best players at his position in the league right now as wellNope
>>157322312Lol
why is everyone getting hurt
I actually think JJ McCarthy will kill himself someday. His narcissism is absurd.
>>157321821Washed. Finished. Kaput.
Can’t wait for the Bears to regress. Their fans are so annoying. In fact, that whole division is so fucking annoying
>>157322443Do narcissists KTS? Seems counter intuitive
>>157322456>In fact, that whole division is so fucking annoyingthere's a reason they're called the jesterguild
>>157322153>>157322143Movin' on up.
Every time a team wears their retros they both should be wearing theirs
fun fact : jesterguild antics are indirectly leading to a lockout in baseball because the t0gers refused to trade the sewers a pitcher due to the football rivalry
>>157322402Why not? He got more electric as the season progressed. His ability to snatch the ball out of the air then make a couple players miss and take it to the house isn't exactly common. The only reason he was drafted so late was because of hearsay about his attitude and character. He should have been drafted in the top 15.
>>157322456NO REFUNDS
>>157322456It doesn't matter if he's healthy for the playoffs, he'll be watching it in the couch with the rest of them.
>>157322475It's funny how many retro uniforms are just straight up better than the primaries and should be worn full time.
>celebrate packers injuries>receive injuries in returncursed franchise
>>157322495I can't think of a single new uniform that's better than the old ones. Maybe the Pats and Buccaneers are an upgrade
>>157322478The bears passing attack in general progressed as the season went on. I think Loveland had an even better second half than Burden.
>>157322515I like the current Bucs uniforms more than the Creamsicle ones. I think the old logo is better though.
>>157320255Death to Smoochy 2?
>>157322517Gayleb still runs way far back because he had no oline at USC
>The bears passing attack in general progressed as the season we-
Nine’s wife should film an orgy with the defensive linemen
>>157322515I like the Lions’ newer stuff
Reminder that having this dude as DC gives my KANGZ a floor of 9 wins.
>bring NFL back>have no games for a week>stack a bunch of irrelevant preseason games at the same time as if it were the regular seasonDid the NFL sign a contract which requires them to be retarded with scheduling? To my knowledge they only have an agreement with college football to not overlap, what keeps them from raping and gaping baseball in ratings during the week?
>vicucks have a black DCkekKEK
>>157322543The NFL is kind of retarded, yes.
>>157322538he's going to singlehandedly kill my wions again
>>157322538>>157322555Kangz old secondary coach is the commie’s new black DC and I think he’ll be an improvement
>>157320289The niners gave up 3 1s and a 3 for Lance, who did next to nothing. Purdy came along and bailed them out so everyone forgot, but it was definitely one of the worst draft picks of all time. Their ability to recover was just miraculous.
>>157322538You'll need to raise the floors even higher thanks to your midget QB
>>157322543There's already football on Thursday, Sunday, and Monday. They also now have the audacity to schedule games on Wednesdays during the holidays. What more do you want?
>>157322143It's called Mahomes mountain for a reason: who else would be at the top? Shaking my damned head.
>>157322569Anyone would be an improvement over Joe Shitt
>>157322543Cardinals-Raiders is relevant
>>157322543Football demographics are lazy, why can't they just play 162 games if they're so popular?
>>157322543cards raiders is a natty rematch
>>157322012isn't the NFL probably the best place you can possibly learn? even kids in college should be watching NFL tape, they grew up watching the NFL, the whole reason they play the sport is cause of the NFL. why study any other tape other than to get your own game as close to as polished as NFL tape is. if you watch tape at the college level of your opponents, at the college level you are lowering yourself with sub-standard level of play
>>157322580preseason is different, preseason should be spread throughout the week>>157322603has nothing to do with # of games, it's about when you play themstacking preseason games is fully fucking retarded, makes me think it's some legacy TV contract which prevents them from spreading them out
>>157320377>his smile and optimism: restored
>>157322604Why isn't that robot wearing any pants?
>>157322614>preseason Oh
>>157322618airing that thang out
>>157322627Her dongle?
>>157322633Claiming the accomplishments of other people is cringe no matter what
>>157322632no her tailpipe
>>157322633trvke
>>157322633Post was deleted so it must have been wrong - Mendoza is all of us.
>>157322633Im a white Raidchad. That means I get to do whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want.
KEKFinna make ya?
cubans are the only latinx good at sportthey rape and gape everyone especially brazil and mexico
The Raiders are spiritually white.
Reminder that this genny is better off when there are legitimate Cowboy fans here. Really livens the place up honestly
>>157322538he has been carrying KOC's overrated ass
>>157322684dey do be finna
>>157322714They are invited to show up after heartbreaking losses only.
>>157320983Mahomes will NEVER have the following over Brady: >any head-to head postseason win lol
>>157322727>chiefs-raiders wildcard roundPencil it in
>>157320237I genuinely feel bad for him. Why was he set up the fail?
>>157322775Maybe he shouldn't be shit at his job
>>157322714They'll be back
>>157322775He's basically Jalen Milroe, they're the same age, but nobody cares because he's behind Darnold and Horse Cock Lock.
>Geno threw back to back pick 6s in practice no refunds lol
Why don't NFL teams have a live band anymore?
>>157322814Is he still on the Raiders?
>>157322143>stroud as good as Purdy, Daniels, or NixThe Texans would have gotten to the bowl if he were a 4/10 QB. They would have won it if he were a 6/10.
>>157322819Worse, hes back on the J*ts
>>157322775No way that's true, he has Jordan Jefferson, Addison, Hockenson, Jones, a great defense, and KOC gameplanning and calling the plays. You throw like half the backups in the NFL into that environment and they ball out. He just sucks desu.
most cowboy pacos have migrated to /mlb/ to become doyerpacos
>>157322827>Geno back on the JestLol how did I miss that
>>157322775>Great offensive coach>Great WR1/2>Great defense >Good O-line>In the year he wasn't going to play before his bussy got broke the team had 14 wins>set up to failI know some people complain about his O-line but really, he needs everything to be absolutely perfect and then MAYBE he can be decent?
>>157322830Jets are irrelevant until they draft Moore next year, can't blame you.
>>157322828>You throw like half the backups in the NFL into that environment and they ball out.*blocks your path*
>>157322846That boy ain't right
>>157322834>went back to college to dodge the jets>jets get a top pick again the next yearoof
>>157322846Nasty little goblin, who gave you permission to wear womans clothes?
>>157322814>2 picks against a D with ZERO (0) last season
>>157322846He'll ball better then 9 (nine)
>>157322846You may not like it: I don't exactly love it. But this is what peak performance looks like.
>>157322827>>157322830Not only that but the jets actually traded a draft pick for him lol
>lions are the only non-DEI team in the NFCNkekaroo
>>157322918They're also not winning the division
Imagine a 4chan weirdo with generational football talentI hope he learns to matureBut if he doesn’t, at least it might be funny to see how crazy he decides to be
THE OFFICIAL /nfl/ CENSUS IS COMPLETE. Here are the results.Do any surprise you? Shit teams who nobody likes, are you embarrassed? Shit teams who everybody likes, are you surprised?>Inb4 noooo I myself am a fan of a N/A shit team and simply declined to vote in the poll because I’m too cool, and now I see the error of my ways and regret it!Sucks to suck, your shit team has no fans here as an official record of fact. Looking at you Commie faggot>Inb4 noooooo the poll doesn’t count, not everyone was on yesterday!It’s only for regulars, tourists don’t count.
>>157322944imagine imagining
>>157322988Our birds still got S tier despite you giving them the most autistic convoluted name possible
>>157322988rammies not beating the plastic fan allegations
>>157322988>Looking at you Commie faggotRent fucking free
white bois, our response?
>>157322988Ravens should be higher up the kiwi counts for like 5 people
>>157323014Could you imagine flipping the tables and saying "now how this work- black QBs ain't known for their smarts or elequance"
>>157323014beast approved fellow whites
>>157322988Hardly anyone responded, /nfl/ is dead during the off season, only filled with incel losers. Post this on the /nfl/ opening day thread.
>>157323024like how this general does >black QBs 20 times a thread
>>157323014Turns out whiteboy summer wasnt just a one off. We are taking over
Anyone else think Daniel Jones is going to have a great season (if he can stay healthy)?
>>157322988>5 dolphins fans>6 raiders fans
JJ McShit had basically the same stats as Bryce Shit's first year yet McShit is a bust and Shit gets to prove himself two+ more years?Shitler Murry isn't able to run a real NFL play. Everything is backyard football since he can't see over the line. The Vikings have already given up on their season.You guys don't know anything beyond what ShitSPN feeds you.
>>157323052Did bruce old have Jefferson to throw to? No didn't think so
>>157323042Qbs always seem to have a down year after rushing back from achilles injuries. I hope he does well only because its hilarious
I still don't get it why was Doncic traded to the fakers?
>>157322988>bearsfags are all fairweather casuals who won't show up until the regular season starts
last digit is how many games he wins
>>157322995Accusations of rigging, even if implied, will result in a fine.
>>157323087Monkey dunk watchers need to go and stay go.
>>157322988Boyz fans, not like this, not like this
>>157323092Where is he stealing all of these woman clothes from? Nasty little goblin needs to start showing some respect.
seriously, who can stop us?
>>157323093>Fined for actions detrimental to stock car racing
>"MVP" stafford was getting gaped by dem boyz defense all day today>puka is set to be made an example of by goydell on top of having to leave practice due to a mystery injury>garrett knee is reportedly fucked due to swelling, season ending injury is imminent>can make no major roster moves because they're going all in this year and have no cap or draft capital available>used their #13 pick on a QB3Not looking good for the Rammies, would be hilarious if their "superteam" collapses before the season even begins
>>157323114A FUCKING CIRCLE
>>157322988Why would you not wait until the beginning of the season? Most of us aren't even here yet.
>>1573231141 car did absolutely nothing wrong
why does the vikings ngubu QB look like he's a literal retard
>>157323126Quiet tourist
>>157323123He's just not the kind of level headed face of the league style player you want in the game. I support a 10 game suspension at the very least, and mandatory community relations training - in Jerusalem.
what does it smell like?
Cam Ward is going to put the league on notice
>>157323139Idk you’re the one holding it
>>157323139milk and honey
>>157323123>>garrett knee is reportedly fucked due to swelling, season ending injury is imminentwould be hilarious if he did miss the season, but that kind of knee swelling is a bad sign. Hes only got a year or two left of high end play left.
>>157323125>That's an oval, it's not a circle
>>157323147It's clearly a collector's edition piece I'm not going to open it.
>>157323126the smart play is doing one pre-season and one during the regular season to see how many are casuals
>>157323123None of these things are true
>Goy cattle unironically collect shampoo bottles to pass down through the generations
>>157323149Did the browns get lucky with that trade or did they know of garrett's knee problems?
>>157320360>da bears Weak ass Coby Bryant's knee bent in half lmao no playoffs for you this yearEnjoy getting fried in the secondary Week 1 bitch
>>157323153I guarantee you there are still dozens on the shelves of the walmart you bought it at and nobody will give a shit more than a year from now.
>>157323150stay on your oval and leave the real tracks to the professionals
>>157323169You don't know that.
>>157323165Garrert has wanted out for years. I think he knows time is running out and if he wants to try and win something he needs to do it now.The browns simply arnt savvy or intelligent enough to buy low and sell high.
>>157323035Yeah except do it on HBO
My Broncos.
My Steelies :/
>>157323201Hey look it’s the one Steelers fan kek
The NFL is a trench league. If I am the gm of a team i'm drafting all trenches until I have top 5 O and D line and running out low tier Mac Jones type qb's every year instead of raping my cap space with 250 million dollar qb contracts.
>>157323223Depth is more important
>>157323223It can only take you so far sadly.
>>157323223NO YOU WILL PAY QBs 70m A YEAR AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>157323223This nigga knows ball
>>157323223This is true but not to that extreme. But GMs do need to prioritize trenchesThe order of priority should be:1. O-Line2. D-Line3. Defense4. Quarterback5. OffenseObviously if you can get a GOAT tier QB and you know that for a fact, you would do it first and foremost, the issue is so many GMs are chasing that willow the wisp until they get fired. If the it comes, it comes, but you don’t need to keep spending top draft picks to find it, Brady was a sixth round pick. In the meantime we’ve seen how teams that follow the above priority list can overwhelm even a team with a GOAT tier QB, like the Eagles Chiefs rematch.
>>157323169pussy
>>157322143Bryce Young and Justin Herbert have the same number of playoff wins what the fuck is this bias
We bombin you niggas. 50 points a game and that's on gang
>>157323251We’ve also seen it not work with the 49ers against the Chiefs tho. It’s a quarterbacks league ultimately, regardless of isolated incidents
>>157323273ummm.... wheres Aiyuk????
>>157323061Thanks for proving my point.
>>157323268You know what they say, you are what you eat.
>>157323111Everyone they play!
>>157323274NTA but his #1 is O-line and if the 9ers had blocked Chris Jones on THAT sack, Aiyuk was wide open and they'd have scored a TD to win
>>157322988xaste
>>157323281
>>157323280Your point was that Mcsharty can be thrown in the garbage because he had the best receiver in the league and could only throw him two touchdowns? Sorry I misunderstood
>>157323223>running out low tier Mac Jones type qb's every yearReminder that the 9ers shouldn't have paid Purdy. SF could have a superteam every year and plug a mediocre but quick-processing QB in to always be competitive. They literally could have traded Purdy and started Mac Jones
Mendoza will be beating the shit out of the tardnals in just 2 days btw.
>>157323295Delete this.
>>157323305True
>>157323295I do NOT want to fuck the robot, stop posting stuff like this it's making me have weird feelings
>>157323052>JJ McShit had basically the same stats as Bryce Shit's first year yet McShit is a bust and Shit gets to prove himself two+ more years?Lmao the only people who think Bryce Old isn't a bust are delusional Panthersfags. >he got better!Yeah, and is still a bottom 10 QB>he won his divisionHe LOST his way into the division title after blowing week 18 to the Suckaneers and getting saved by the Aints
>>157323310whats wrong fraid youll pop a chub
Delete that also.
>>157323317>i do NOT want to fuck the robot you do though you just dont know it yet
Delete this whole thread
>>157323305Purdy is a top 5 QB and Mac Jones is a career backup. You don’t know ball
>>157323334This but your life, not the thread.
>>157323281Does that mean I'm a Lamb Gyro?
>>157323348Mac Jones played just as good as Purdy and even beat the Rams
>>157323348Both have never won a Super Bowl.. Both suck dicks much like yourself.
>>157322714Is it their year?
>>157323358god I wish
>>157323359Backups can always have meme little streaks when they’re put in, it doesn’t mean they’re capable of being a full time starter. Mac Jones is a top end backup so he did well enough while he was in, but the difference when Purdy took back over the offense was clear to people who know ball, unlike yourself.
>>157323223This works as long as the QB you end up with doesn't have loose hips
>>157323318Still beat the Rams and drove them to the brink of elimination in the playoffs if Stafford was a year older he's not making that throw that wins them the game and Bryce dogwalks the Bears and goes even with the Seahawks in the NFC Championship and we're instead talking about "can Bryce make it a step further to the Super Bowl"
>Jackson Smith N-Njigber uhhh Njiggaboo ahh I mean Njig- ahh fuck this Joe I'm sorry I'm just fatigued like you wouldn't believe...I quitThis will happen this year or the next
>>157323223>dumb frogposterfunny thing is you'll never be anyone or anything important so who the fuck cares what you think
>>157323273so contrived and soulless
>>157323397>the only people who think Bryce Old isn't a bust are delusional Panthersfags.
>>157323445Let me guess you're a Falcons fan
>>157323279He's figuring out how to sneak into commanders training camp and assasinate Diggs as we speak
>>157323428Don’t talk to him like that.
>>157323462If I saw you in person I'd beat you the fuck up faggot.
>>157323456>Carolina QBs
Look at your next super bowl champs
>>157323471You’ve never been in a fight in your life fatass
>>157322775Bruh Kyler has done crazy and better better WITHOUT o-line. It's not that crazy. But he's kinda stupidt. Cardinals fan
>>157323305>purdy is crap because "experts" said he was crap and since his team does well that means he's a team babby since we already proved he was crap by rating him as crap initially
>>157323422He'll say this while he's wasted in garbage time of a shit game nobody is watching and receive zero repercussions for it
Wince>Minshew>shedoodoo>nine
>>157323474Future Chief Justin Jefferson!
>>157323480...so says the keyboard warrior
>>157323472Bryce Young will put your QB in the dirt this yearBookmark it
>>157322714Bull shit
>>157323507>WinceYou don't know ball
>>157323273This felt forced, like desperation forced. You can see after the 'handshake', as they're running off together, they aren't really comfortable and don't really like or respect one another.
>>157322714>eating ass in the gym parking lotlol
I was about to post that Bryce Young isn't that bad but then my 2 year old slapped me across the face so instead I will say>Bryce Dung
>>157323523Nah that’s you lard ass
>>157323518
>>157323505>>157323422At least Brady likes him.
>>157323570nerve status: struck
>>157323567>losing the shitposter starting job to a 2 year old KWAB
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>>157323600Idiot
>>157323600how do you eat a robot's pussy nigga
