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Oilers Edition
>>157309071
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My penguins (:
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bud 1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMOovxBIac8

Lying in my bed
As so often before
Then someone comes
And knocks on my door

It's Jehovah's Witnesses who knocks on my door
It's Jehovah's Witnesses and they never want to go
It's Jehovah's Witnesses who knocks on my door
It's Jehovah's Witnesses and they never want to go

They asked me
Can we come in
Speak of our faith
but I said get lost

It's Jehovah's Witnesses who knocks on my door
It's Jehovah's Witnesses and they never want to go
It's Jehovah's Witnesses who knocks on my door
It's Jehovah's Witnesses and they never want to go

They come back
Every day
Go to hell
I'm doing so well

It's Jehovah's Witnesses who knocks on my door
It's Jehovah's Witnesses and they never want to go
It's Jehovah's Witnesses who knocks on my door
It's Jehovah's Witnesses and they never want to go
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woah ladies, hands-off the merchandise
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>McBitch
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>>157322638
>(7)
post moar
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>>157322638
What’s he searching for?
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>>157322749
his cup
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nothing better than getting high and mowing the lawn in 30 degree heat and then jumping straight in to the pool and float around like a manitee
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Just how over is it for canada?
What is their fucking problem?
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already 4 beers in today
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>>157322864
>biggest offseason story is how an american boy doesnt want to play for his home state team
noce narrative shift
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>>157322879
>noce narrative
Speak English please!
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>>157322884
you understood it
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>>157322877
Sad
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>>157322892
I don't speak canadian
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>>157322897
its a good thing youre reading then, moron
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bodied that troon lmao
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>>157322905
Yeah I have no clue what you just typed. Ummm I'm sorreh?
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>>157322914
cant help you, i dont know spanish
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>>157322877
I'm starting on my first. Cheers
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stop same fagging, keep it hockey related.
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>>157322929
I'm the same fag i always was
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Jarvis, increase her slim-thiccness by 45% and add ultra hyper jiggle realism effects please
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FUCK the nature
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Love Nature
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Big season coming up for the Bruins
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>>157323019
Yup......... I'll start pregaming
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>>157322780
Based
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>>157322864
>Just how over is it for canada?
>What is their fucking problem?
Too many canacucks.
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gonna try to not drink tonight
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Try harder
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My Avalanche.
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>>157323232
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>>157323259
diamond poirier!!1!
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>>157323146
just cracked open my first of many today
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alcohol harms your body and numbs your mind
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Don't sweat the technique.
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>>157323365
Except wine.
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might get some pizza
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just did an hour on the exercise bike
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Climbed a 1,500 ft mountain. Because it was there.
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just woke up from a nap
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just didn't ask
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>>157323426
Congrats! I can only last 30 minutes
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>>157323365
>Don't drink. Just instead act like Steve Dangle
I am gonna drink as much as I can now
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Just woke up from a nap and someone marnered my pants
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just did a photo shoot for a girly magazine
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>>157323426
I can only get a couple minutes of material on exercise bikes but I have a tight 15 on yoga
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>>157323426
_/_/_/_/_/
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>>157323501
Post a picture or just tell us lies I guess
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There's a 1/2 dozen deer on the hill outside my window. I could take a couple easy, but not in season. Are canadians in season?
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>>157323596
I don't think Canadians can be hunted in any season anon
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>>157323576
I'm not telling lies, you'll just have to wait for that issue to hit the shelves
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>>157323596
october
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>>157323596
you wont do shit
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>>157323609
That can't be right. Proper game management, you know.
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>>157323640
You won't win the cup either, LOL.
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>>157323645
Canadians are frens
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>>157323019
I expect a first round exit at best
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got called for jury duty >:(
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>>157323664
Just don't go. It's literally that easy
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>>157323640
Speaking of shit...
> the stench... the stench
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>>157323664
Tell them you're a /hoc/ poster and they won't pick you
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>>157323146
good luck
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im almost 40 and have never been summoned f or jury duty
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>>157323146
same, i picked up my anti withdrawal meds
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>>157323725
>f or
It that because you're fucking retarded maybe?
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>>157323725
I got it once but they settled the case before I had to do anything
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>>157323725
do you pay taxes?
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>>157323725
been called four times, first one was less than a week after turning 18
t. 35
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>>157323389
>tfw no little caesars near me
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>>157323734
No, I don't want to queer off with you, Samir. Stop asking, fag.
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>>157323725
i got summoned 1 time but then the case as resolved or something before the trial so i didnt have to go
35 years old
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>>157323734
insanely good post
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do you fuckin burgers say summoned the same way you say salmon ?
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>>157323770
do leafs really pronounce about as aboot? fucking retard faggot
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>>157323770
No
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>>157323501
Do you have a body worthy of /fit/?
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Good night /hoc/
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>>157323664
I got called the second I turned 18. I had to miss a day of school. I explained to the judge I didn't want to miss more
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>>157323792
sup cracka
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>>157323792
sweet dreams
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>>157323792
Hyvaa Yota
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>>157323725
I've been summoned twice
t. 28 year old
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>>157323798
>I had to miss a day of school
KWAB
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I bought the wrong kind of yogurt :(
I need to eat nasty plain instead of vanilla
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1/3 of the people on juries are retards, /hoc/ is welcome
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>>157323843
I missed an AP Chinese class :(
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18 days til 2nd anniversary of bud1 meme. check the archive to see trb have a mental breakdown about it kek
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>>157323867
nay sic gong jong mun?
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>beat Jury Duty: The Summoning in the second grade on the Nintendo
>beat Jury Duty: The Summoning 2 on the PC in middle school
>beat Jury Duty: The Summoning 3 in Hard Mode on Black, White and Gold edition in high school on my smartphone
>now they want me to pay a 20 dollar monthly sub charge to play JD:TS4 on my Roku TV
this is bullshit, /hoc/
>>
>>157323905
i don't see where anyone asked
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>>157323886
OK, Samir. You stink.
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The next Call of Duty should be Call of Jury Duty
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>>157323923
stop beating your dog after canada wins against usa
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>>157323929
> :the Summoning
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>Samir queering off with dogs now
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>salmoned into jury filet
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>>157323929
Starring Pauly Shore
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@157323905
I'm gonna fuckin kill myself from how cringe that post was
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>>157323960
We don't have jury trials on Planet Retard
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>>157323963
That's trb, ignore the raped retard
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>>157324017
i dont know whats happening since i cant see the puck
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any premature stan lee prediction?
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>>157324054
Flames over Blue Jackets
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Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day or the hour when you will see the puck.
Matthew 25:13
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>>157324070
matthew tkachuk doesnt strike me as a person who would ever say therefore
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>>157324069
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>mfw Puck Vision is a monthly sub service now
bullshit
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>>157324076
>raped retard with limited income complaining about subscriptions again
get a job rapey kwarb
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>>157324076
you could just ask grok or claude or some other chatbot and it will tell you the same thing
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>>157324076
Kill yourself trb
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>>157324090
>>157324119
great posts
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I support TRB
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>>157324133
t. the welfare office
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>>157324133
>t. welfare
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>>157324133
we all support trb through our taxes with his disability payments
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>>157324133
your taxes buy his burritos
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>>157324135
>>157324140
>>157324141
>>157324142
stellar posts
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>>157324135
>>157324140
>>157324141
>>157324142
KEK
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reminder trb faked seizures to increase his disability payments
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>>157324182
holy based get that bag queen
>>
he was a-rollin' and a-floppin' on that doctor's floor with a strategic dollop of whipped cream coming out of his mouth
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reminder trb spent years trying to come off as a laid back and The Dude-esque poster only to chimp out when stephen put him in his place on 04/17/2022
>>
>>157324220
true
>>
>>157324182
Kinda weird how you know so much about this imaginary person. Is that you?
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>>157324220
kwab the angry sperg finally revealed xim/xerself
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kwarb
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>[Deleted]
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How fun is hockey to play? I imagine floating over the ice and cracking the puck with the stick is a heavenly feeling.
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>>157324278
I can tell canadians to do whatever I want besides win the Stanley Cup
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>>157324281
Its the best. If you play organized hockey it can be not fun if your coach asks you to "play positionaly" or "defend" but shinny is the best
>>
Blah blah blah
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xhe's 48 years old
never kissed a girl
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>>157324281
you get to a point where you will play with retards who only want to play the body or else have to adhere to a strictly coached system of a rep team
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>>157324281
yep just like that
also in canada there are a lot of outside rinks do it gets extra flowy
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZwMZpgj9he0?si=X_tE8MZdbNHOq1Q3
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o xhe was mighty bubblin' on 08/29/24 when the first bud1 meme dropped which culminated in xim writing bud1 and trb is gay on an exposed stud
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>>157324357
>he doesn't know how to post a youtube link
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>>157324381
kwarb
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>>157324382
its a short format vid you dumbdumb
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>frog poster
>total retard
tale old as time really
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>>157324381
The same night Johnny died
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>>157324403
>he doesn't know
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>>157324413
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>>157324396
>oilers in 7
not only did he admit he was gay he was wrong
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>extra real queers queering off hours tonight
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>>157324403
Imagine thinking you can't change that. How dumb are you?
>>
>>157324403
Retard
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMZpgj9he0
>>
>retard
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=NJb0jWFFEbCL02h1
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>>157324485
Why is your link so long?
>>
Absolutely terrible thread even for /hoc/ standards
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>>157324501
>big cock /hoc/
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I like every /hoc/ thread because the posts were written by my frens
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>>157324516
yeah, a lot of raped bitch posts
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>>157324531
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>>157324516
/hoc/ has no standards
at best we have natural laws that bind us,
like subatomic particles in a quantum arraignment
>fated to repeat the same patterns until we decay into nothingness
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just logged on
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>>157324516
If they made posting trb, bud1, etc an autoban it would improve the quality tremendously. As it is the jannies dont clean up the off topic retard stuff, which kills the thread.
>>
i drove my rental car once on the autobahn -_-
>>
>>157324598
yeah we wouldnt have to read your whiny ass posts like this
>>
>>157324257
fuck off, Randy
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxe8VZh_A_Y
KWAB, the mildcuck isn't going to like hearing this...
>>
>>157324570
you became bound to bud when he inseminated you on 04/17/2022
>>
>>157324628
>>157324630
absolute banger of a pair of posts
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>>157324621
>having a melty because your retarded posts were called retarded
Post some gay song lyrics as you seethe
>>
how much time you have to browse /hoc/ to obtain a /hoc/ wife?
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It stormed all day today so I couldn't take my doggy for a walk :(
>>
>>157324570
>we
you don't speak for us raped retard
>>
>>157324676
nou
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>>157324692
this post made me sad
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>>157324692
it's nice to see a dog owner who doesn't abuse their dog like trb does
>>
>>157324692
is that code language for gay stuff?
>>
>>157324712
It's ok. She's an old gal so she probably needed a day off anyway
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it didn't rain where i am so i just got back from a long walk with my dog :)
he did lots of sniffing and is now chewing on his bully stick :)
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>>157324732
Based :)
>>
>>157324725
this story ended well and I feel better about that
10 of 10
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>>157324692
I walked mine in the rain then toweled her off when we got home
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>canada wins hlinka GMG
>suddenly trb's dog needs an emergency vet visit
we all know what happened
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watching AAA Quebecer hockey on the FLO
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>>157324805
you should've watched your back on the chilly easter evening of 2022
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>>157324777
>nou
>>
>>157324777
ancient east asian traditions
mostly a british columbian (vancouver) thing
>>
>>157324811
great post
>>
>and canada wins the gretzky-hlinka cup!
>trb's dog gulps nervously
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>>157324815
saying nou is not denying it
>>
Americans lead the world in dogfucking, look it up.
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>>157324692
sad! but doggy will understand
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>>157324839
no one is denying that trb abuses animals
>>
What ever happened with those hellebuyck trade rumors?
>>
>>157324868
Why do you speak about yourself in third person?
>>
>>157324879
>nou
>>
>>157324871
Imagine the Jets not just resigning Hellebuyck.. It's almost like Canadian teams don't want to win the cup and they might never again
>>
>>157324868
not even xhe rb denies it
>>
i wish bud would save trb's dog and give it a good life
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>>157324716
>Samir dog queering off intensifies
>>
trb in full melty mode now
>>
I'm thinking about watching Flames hockey with my queen Tate McRae and also showing her the best moments from Hell In A Cell matches
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Tate McRae is now pursuing Sidney Crosby
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>trb goes to vet
>"sir your dog is presenting signs of abuse"
>"You stink, Samir."
>"excuse me?"
>"Samir dog queering off continues. Like clockwork."
>"my name is john"
>"I don't want to queer off with you, Samir. Fag."
>"please leave the premises immediately"
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>>157325032
Are you really writing fanfics about yourself now?
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>>157325044
>nou
>>
>>157325044
it was from a legal transcript released by idaho police
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>>157325059
is the suspect still at large?
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>>157325103
reports indicate size 39 pants, so still very large
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>size 39 is big in canada
land of the twinks
>
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You don't need more than 34
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>>157325161
Fenty addicted albertans be skinny
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>>157325140
jen
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>>157324886
He asked for a trade numb nuts
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>>157324965
She showed red flags according to jack
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>>157325161
>not being obese confuses and enrages the american
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>>157325235
source?
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Blue Birds won today
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I'm the fattest American
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>>157325308
your fingers are still thin enough to press individual keys, i dont believe you.
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>>157325322
Raped
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>rags
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>rags
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>laffs
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>laffs
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look at these legs boys
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>>157325444
checked
Your Mom is hot
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>>157325272
Do i look like Google to you motherfucker
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>>157325444
is that gary's daughter?
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>>157325457
google told me you're full of shit so i thought id give you a chance to explain yourself
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>>157325444
impressive but crosby has better legs
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>>157325476
pics for comparison?
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>>157325490
what squatting 4pl8 for reps will do to a mf
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>>157325444
seems like a really dumb premise for a movie
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>>157325444
checked
>massively pointy elbows
>2/10
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>>157325472
>retarded babble
Im sorry youre so out of touch. It's been out since the start of the off-season
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>>157325172
my rat is too based :)
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>>157325444
Not bad, nice heels and feet too
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>>157325538
Back in the day when you had to politely say "she has big fat tits' youd say 'she has pointy elbows'
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>>157325553
>source: my ass
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any good memes or gimmicks lately??
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>>157325587
Alcoholic yinzer exposed
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>>157325587
nah i was on vacation
just picking it up and preparing for the camp
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just popped a melatonin :)
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>>157325587
I'm still drafting my exciting new gimmick for the next season
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>>157325609
sleep well fren
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>>157325613
still got 49 days till puck drop
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>>157325613
i've drafted mine already and it's now undergoing peer review by the big man himself
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>>157325634
how many days since april 17 2022?
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jamaican me crazy gary
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>>157325578
Im sorry youre out of the loop and poor at searching.
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>>157325760
and im not sorry youre of shit
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poutine and ribs, a deadly combination
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>>157324886
Why would they re-sign someone they have under contract for like 6 more seasons?
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>>157325786
deadly to anything downwind
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>>157325444
She can't take a hit like all my frosties except for the repressed gay chud
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I wish I was from the sunbelt so my nickname could be Johnny Reb
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>>157325796
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>>157325756
>ball
Not hockey
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>>157325795
jej that guy you're replying to is a fucking idiot
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>>157325812
take it up with gary then, he put it on his own website. i think you can file complaints at the front desk at the /hoc/ international hotel
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>>157325804
I'm an Alabama nigger and I want to be free
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>>157325800
muh Frosties mentioned
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The Atlanta Moose(s)
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>>157325893
i believe the plural is meese
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>>157325899
>>157325893
>>>/soc/
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>>157325899
moose is a word english borrowed from algonquins
>>
Huomenta but the opposite
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>>157325893
>les orignaux de québec
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>>157325899
>one goose
>two geese
>one moose
>two meese
You're righr. Makes sense. English is easy!
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>>157325945
i could heem any algonquin
>>
might be getting tickets to the mild game so i can boo quitt jews
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>>157325965
where would you buy your cigrettes and vapes then?
not smart
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>>157325967
you should get this screen printed full size on a t-shirt and wear it to the game
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>>157325967
just don't touch minessotans they're riddled with somalese cyclosporpes
>>157325946
>
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Every poo poo is pee pee time, but not every pee pee is poo poo time....riddle me that one Chuds
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>>157326002
just hold it in fenty
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>>157325982
norm green costume
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>>157326002
can't have lightning without the thunder
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>>157325967
I’ve always wanted to attend an away game
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>big dick /atlantic/
>small cock /pacific/
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>>157326011
Can't have the Stanley Cup without good players
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>>157326142
st. louis blues and carolina hurricanes
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>>157326134
Why does your organization ever try. Just try to make good signings. I dare you.
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>>157326153
Yes the Canes just won the cup.
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Dude I am not gonna feel a thing at this point because Canada was suppose to win it like years years ago. Does it even matter anymore?
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>>157326132
ive seen sports at
rogers arena
canadian tire center
honda center

lumen field
husky stadium
auzten stadium

rogers center
fenway
kingdome + safeco
oracle park

stamford bridge
craven cottage
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>>157326179
its gonna happen eventually but we gotta enjoy the ride while it lasts
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>>157326210
Sorry?
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>>157326210
Craven is a character trait in crusader kings 2 when your boy is a huge pussy
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>>157326212
If it doesn't happened under McDavid era then I will laugh so hard. Where is their goalie?
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>>157326212
>its gonna happen eventually
30 years hasn't been enough?
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give it back
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>>157326266
Work for it
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>>157326266
Sounds like one of the homeless of calgary
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>>157326281
>call
>gary
rigged
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>>157326294
Talk to me when you win a cup. Might be awhile.
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>>157326217
Based CK2 enjoyer
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so anyway, does the hockey guy gf has fake boobs?
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>>157326329
Fat girl boobs
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>>157326329
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
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>>157326329
>Literally not thought about trades, literally no thought about the next season

Really?
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Why is canadian hockey dying?
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>>157326341
no
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>>157325967
>the goy eagerly pays to watch
JewCHADS win again
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>>157326378
So you just let it die?
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>>157326370
too expensive
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>>157326370
that communist muckraker rick westhead is trying to take it down.
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>>157326394
I thought you guys cared about this
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>>157326394
>>157326399
So you just gave up?
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>>157325444
>444
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>>157326401
Thats one of the primary reasons as to why its expensive
>having to explain capitalism to the american
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>>157326420
Oh so you don't have your own economy there?
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>>157326408
Who me?
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>>157326427
Yeah you without a Cup
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>>157326432
Huh? How many cups do you have? Ehich team do you play for.
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>>157326440
How many cups do I have? Alot.
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>>157326440
>Ehich team
Canadians are getting so mad again that they cannot spell
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>>157326447
I dont mean those jock straps you sniff
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>>157326461
Dude try playing the sport before you act this way
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>drop the puck gary
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just got home from spider man with the family bro's
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>>157324860
knew a girl named brennah that caught a case for letting her dog fuck her wild stuff
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>>157326579
is that code language like "dropping the kids at the pool"?
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>>157326370
climate change
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Whats smells like rubber and goes splat in the night?
.
..
...
....
Johnny Gaudreau
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>>157326649
no we call that taking the matthews to the tavares
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>>157326708
vpn trb
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>>157326946
Gonna throw on some wrestling soon
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>>157326964
playing anything tonight bro? i haven't for a couple days because too busy/tired.
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>>157326978
I don't have snything to play after Bayonetta so I've just been rocking Injustice and other random fighting games I have while watch wrestling and goon.
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>>157326997
livin the dream
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>>157326997
Bayonetta 2 is waiting.
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>>157327021
I'm not a nintendork, it's only on switch
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>>157326997
now you can play nier automata and goon while you game
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Oh shit the perseid meteor shower is tomorrow night. I'll try to get pics of another celestial activity for my /hoc/bros tomorrow, but I doubt I'l be able to catch a shooting star.
>>
>>157327032
yeah but you can emulate that shit
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>>157327040
Im not a computer geek either
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>>157327033
Ive considered it but it's 20 bucks i dont want to spend that much on a game
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>>157327038
it takes comets years to come back around. there are some that havent been seen since 1993, which was 33 years ago
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>>157327090
I think the houston comets are coming back to the wnba soon because of corrupt backroom tilman fertitta deals
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>>157327094
who is titman feritti
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>>157327094
i saw cory chase at a knights game once and she winked at my little brother
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Islanders are just letting other teams fans on the ice now? KWAB
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>>157327099
Future dogshit nhl expansion team owner and current italian
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>>157325613
I pick a new team every year to be an obnoxious faggot for. It keeps /hoc/s blood pumping. If you can guess last seasons you win 1 kiss
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>>157327172
flames or mild
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>>157327107
>cory chase
my man
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>>157327178
Wrong and gross. It was a sunbelt team
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>throw on wcw
>bill goldberg defeats kevin nash with the help of scott steiner with scott halls contract on the line
>goldberg was the heel
>nash was the face
>announcers act like it's a travesty that scott hall is getting fired
>he got fired for be an alcoholic in real life
>main event is now booker t vs jeff jarret for the title
No wonder this shit went out of business.
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>>157327410
kek
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OilGODS run the league and this shit genny
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>>157327448
Kek that last second stink bomb
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>yeah, give me the luke hughes special
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>>157327107
She has horrible mutilated cement tits
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>>157322347
Guess the players
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cale maker
>>
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>>157327649
seat + patella + x + wasp
lettuce + dry-erase
jury + slalom
medal + silhouette + person
???
>>
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huomenta sharks nation
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Loose marner to kick off the day
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>>157322879
Larkin is a Maple Leaf fan. His family is Canadian, he was never about Detroit.
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>>157325322
He actually hates Detroit
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>>157327941
True, he's a gay soft loser, and needs to go back to tronna.
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>>157327941
typical michiganer
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friendly reminder: captain pickard is the mild's starting goalie
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>>157328052
34 year old, barely a .900 sv percent Calvin Pickard?
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>>157328078
> Laine would be 'a redundancy' for the Leafs, says analyst
Nonsense, laffs can always use another shit player.
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>>157328128
Hitting the bottle early this morning?
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>>157328078
You mean big-game merchant Calvin "Clutch in His Gene" Pickard?
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>>157328189
>laffs
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>>157322780
frig off rand
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>>157323393
>back, and to the left
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>>157328526
Those jerseys put the hoodoo on themselves.
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Time to sip
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Good morning brothers
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>>157328526
niggas who shouldn't have made the roster
>doughty
>suzuki
>jarvis
>toews
>reinhart
>horvat
>harley
>parayko
>theodore
>hagel
>stone
>marchand
>bennett
>reinhart

>binningshit
>>
>>157328262
think of the ratings if these were the uniforms
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>>157328593
Wrong. They shoulda dumped Makdiver and McBust.
>>
>>157328593
a little early to start bozo posting
>>157328634
you talk like a baby
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>>157328651
> the stench... the stench
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stuck waging on my birthday, anyone got a phat meme to cheer me up?
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>>157328681
Don't let it get you down
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>>157328681
happy birthday, angel xo
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say a prayer for good ol' j.r. as he undergoes brain surgery today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvoYWbvKT_o
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>>157328686
>>157328733
thank you based leafs
>>
Julien Gauthier is from a bodybuilding family
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praying for trb's dog
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>>157328681
Happy birthday fren! You’ll make it
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>>157328825
thanks m8 you've inspired me to get a birthday sips
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just be thankful you're not 48 years old
never kissed a girl
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>>157328818
(˘ -˘ )
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trb to his dog when canada won hlinka
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qrd on trb abusing xir dog?
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>>157328876
after canada won hlinka gmg trb beat his dog and had to take it to the vet
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>>157328915
Wow , what a raped bitch
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>>157328915
some say the dog may never walk again
>>
my arsies
my bearsies
my bullies
my cubbies
my firesies
my hawkies
:) :)
>>
>>157328968
it has limited mobility
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>>157328992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4OZstkxG7Q
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>>157328774
Why are you on a vpn?
>>
>>157328992
jlmi
>>
>>157328774
I don't think it's a bodybuilding family...
>>
>>157328972
I saved you the shame of pulling your pants down in /trans/ but since we're amongst friends now it should be "hawksies"
>>
my sharkies :)
>>
HEY WYNA LIU NEVER HEARD OF RACHEL GREEN???
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>>157329082
I wish I had an uncle to train me
>>
just woke up
>>
>>157328876
Just queers queering off things.
>>
the trb meltdown has begun
>>
Based Wyna stunting on retards
>>
>>157329173
>the horrific stench of Samir
>>
imagine being an identifiable personality with a catchphrase on an anonynous image board. narcissism is a social disease that needs to be eradicated.
>>
>>157328774
Based! The kid is /fit/ approved
>>
/!\ WARNING /!\ ACHTUNG /!\ WARNING /!\
samir mentioned
/!\ WARNING /!\ ACHTUNG /!\ WARNING /!\
>>
>>157329201
Don't forget the Samir stench warning, Samir.
>>
trb already reaching criticality
>>
genny idea: we trade these inside jokers to /cric/ for future considerations
>>
You're the head coach and you start writing the new strategies for the season on the whiteboard and your players look at it like this:

What would you do?
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>>157329285
Take lessons on teaching elementary schoolers
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>>157329044
Best post this thread will receive
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>>157329044
>>157329331
https://www.nhl.com/news/topic/short-shifts/islanders-release-final-8-concepts-of-3rd-jersey-competition
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>/hoc/'s princess
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>>157329285
>McDonalds sponsorship
based, mccrispy strips w/ Buffalo sauce for a pregame meal
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>>157329349
those NY stick logos are awfully close to this 2015 look
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>>157329372
Saw her last year, still would even though she's a clone.
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the rumours of my rape have been greatly exaggerated
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>>157329201
>>
>scoreless draw
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Getting pretty tired of the same gimmicks everyday.....I think I'm gonna say it bros, enough is enough
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>>157329519
I'm not afraid to say it
Wrestlefags OUT
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got a couple new gimmicks for the playoffs
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>that guy says he has the winning strategy, but we'll see
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>>157329409
Unbelievably based. Imagine if mcdonalds had waffle fries though
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>I rate playoff goals as regular season goals for goal scoring records
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babcock's cooking up a whole movie i'm so excited bro's...
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What’s on /hoc/ fm this afternoon?
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>>157329637
>>
jamirogenny
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>>157329637
Pearl Jam - Ten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zxRKFpLgPo
>>
shan't be listening to boomer rock
>>
heading on a day trip with the gam bye gues
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>>157329979
/hoc/ is a boomer genny. Would you prefer 2000s alt?
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>>157329990
also gay and cringe
>>
literally don't even consider anything made past 1999 as "music"
>>
>>157330061
too bad, more for me then
>>
for me it's jamiroquai - the music of winners
>>
>>157330068
I lied i just wanted to sound cool.
>>
for me, its listening to meditative healing frequencies like 432hz or solfeggio tones
>>
>>157330129
the only reason to like new music is to see the band play live at a small/cheap venue
>>
>>157330061
Based
>>
just ordered a cheese steak for lunch :)
>>
>>157330196
nice, i had a meatball sandwich
>>
nice, i didn't ask
>>
i asked, can everyone tell what they had for lunch today
>>
>>157330255
its ok, my content is for everyone
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>>157330275
tuna with yogurt, chopped watermelon, home made potato chips, and iced tea :)
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every trb post
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>>157330366
magnificent
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>>157329285
>kwabestad
>>
swedish people sound like they have peanut butter stuck in their mouth
>>
hlinka > stanley cup/world cup/olympics and it's not even close
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what kind of dog did trb have before took it away from xie?
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>>157330456
Do you prefer to queer off with certain breeds?
>>
>>157330275
Rice, chicken, and veggies
>>
>>157330275
tuna sandwich with cherries and strawberries from my garden
>>
thinkging about heading to town for some 7/11 roller dogs
>>
At the amusement park. Lots of skanks in skanky booty shorts. Will post premium creep shots if /hoc/ guarantees >my team takes the Cup.
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>>157329637
/hoc/ has soft hands, brother
https://youtu.be/oGHe6g8WwEc?si=mF6pOr_RNado8aUn
>>
Can't wait for the games
>>
Did you guys know Helsinki has a lot of caves? Apparently Jokerit plays in one
>>
> Laine doesn’t have much leverage to stand on right now, and the Maple Leafs should swoop in.
Yes. Swoop in like a kike on a dropped quarter.
>>
for me, its Helsinki City Boys
>>
Lets be honest, Laine is not getting in again.
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>>157330970
He’s returning to Liiga
>>
>>157330735
I miss hockey so much
>>
>rags
>>
Liiga muh balls
>>
Can the next thread be a Flames thread, please. Thank You.
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>>157331534
stop begging
>>
Make the next thread a Flames thread, or else.
>>
Swedish hockey league my balls
>>
>rags
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>>157331534
>>157331563
Sorry
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>>157331690
>>157331690
>>157331690
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