Who's ready for Dylan Cease and Ryan Weathers to pitch perfect games?Previous >>157317372
Who's ready for Ryan Weathers' perfect game on TBS
Go dodgers :3
Every team needs anime night in their season.
Don't post in this faggot genny
>>157323459Cope and seethe bawstunfag
>>157323459GEN Z BOSS AND A GENNY
>>157323459I don’t like schizoposting but I don’t like threadsplitting much more. Rather just not acknowledge the schizo and move on then fuck up the genny right as the games start. Just deal with it for the betterment of the thread and community.
>>157323491fewer*
>>157323493Garbage sports city and city period
shant be posting in this biased thread
I am watching baseball
dodgers
>>157323524*cities
scuba kek
>>157323524which one
>>157323542>shitties
I need to stop gooning to sissy hypno
Adley Rutschman gets the start!
>>157323544Yes
I will watch until the Yankees take the lead in the bottom of the first.
>>157323556Watch baseball instead
>>157323547shitter
>>157323558
>>157323563Real mariners fans know the M’s will load the bases in the top of the first, score one run and then get three total baserunners the rest of the game, ultimately losing 5-1
morning
>>157323572Cope and seetheEnjoy Ryan Weathers perfect game
>>157323583That's why I'll watch the good part and turn it off.
Boy do I love watching Steve Gelbs deepthroat weiners. Go Mets!
I'm a cubs fan and I'm scared of the nationals
>>157323563Aw come on. Watch Weathers make perfect game history
kek chicano cubes
>>157323568>Trusting PeffFuck this retard
Cease is already cookin'
>>157323606It's not his fault that the players turn to shit throughout the season.
torkelbum keeps hitting. this isn't supposed to happen
>>157323542in correct, it's a single metropolis
>>157323606>a wrecking crewkek
>>157323648why is she so smug?
Retarded Dominican holy crap what is he swinging at
>>157323648
Perfect game averted, good job retarded dominican.
that pitch was delauted!
>>157323648He's got that deer in the headlights look on his face
>>157323648Why is she looking at umpchad with such lust?
>>157323687Bregman is only 32
>Woo on the roadI've seen this one before.
Nicem! Happem!Bregem!
is skenes officially washed?
>>157323720where's her dog?
>>157323720Wish i was 20 years younger
>>157323720Yes. He should have been moved this offseason.
>>157323737
>>157323720>people thought the "splinker" would really change the game
it's up!how many innings will snell go? I have a feeling he's going to get knocked around tonight.
bibee hunting heads
>>157323740Why, you 60?
>>1573237654.0
n*ylor stank still lingering with the indians
>>15732376940ish
>>157323765>another "every Dodgers pitcher is conveniently injured until the final month of the season/postseason"how this is even allowed and not viewed as blatant cheating is just insane to me
>>157323765literally nobody cares
>>157323765literally everybody cares
>>157323720this is why i need my baseball players to be with ugly bitches
heeeere it comes
the jazz man
>>157323782I hope rushing has some friends in the team
>>157323800they are all banging 10s
>>157323782they're the dodgers, they can do whatever they want and you’re just going to have to accept it.
>gnats
PETE BOMB!!!
Bronxpacos thought that was gone kek (I did too)
BANANABOY DINGLED
>>157323823is that freddie's daughter
Pete destroyed that ball wtf
>>157323765sneed
I am really sick of Bryan Woo.
>>157323823Cease and his gf look like a sleazy salesman couple
stinkee fags thought that was gone kek
I enjoy watching Mets fans suffer.
I'm a cubs fan and I love pca but I think ohtani should win mvp
It's O time
>>157323868Shut up, cuck
>>157323834Dingler truly dingles so hard. Bless him.
>>157323868I'm also a cubs fan and I agree
>>1573237654 or 5, keep them in the game sort of start is what I expect. about time he's back.
>>157323868I'm a cubs girl and I think you're an idiot.
>>157323648net makes it looks like she's a choker anal whore kek
I am Ohtani and I think cubs girls are cute
glizzy
>>157323894please be respectful
took my smartwatch off for the first time in a long time today during batting practice with some friends. it fucked up my wrist hair
>>157323909Bog's bitches
>>157323868>>157323887As a cubs fan, I'm going to echo what these two said. PCA is great, but Ohtani is a generational talent and should win MVP this year.
>>157323913if you were a furry you'd save a fortune on fursuits.
it pains me to root for a gringo but PCA is out of this world
>Jizz Jizm Junior killed another Wankees rally
>>157323902As a cubs girl I wish someone would clobber me like that...
>smart watchyou really dont need this
Way to go Alonso
>>157323935hey mate, doing alright? how's the ween? who's your pick to click today?
So far so good.
>mound visitYanks are taking this game way too seriously.
I'm PCA, and I can't wait to get back to my stomping grounds in Northalsted after this road trip.
>>157323968this is a world series game for yankee fans
Blake Snell? more like Bleak Smell cuz this guy STINKS!
they should send PCA down for a week just to teach him a lesson
Why do the Yankees choose to only throw balls
based AJ flashing the leather :)
>>157323993tell me, honored Maori elder - which Mets player has the most mana?
>>157323992The Mariner hitters are too intimidating
Attamikey! AttaNico! AttaHapp!
I was just about to talk shit about Max Clark
>>157323954get your hand off my penis!
Attacarsie!
>>157323450Post your team and post the anime you want to get a theme night.
>>157324029dont listen to the 'tators. he IS a fuckwit for wearing chains as a white guy
>>157324032what i wouldn't do for a succulent chinese girl
How are you feeling tonight Red Sox Nation?
DOUBLESGUY
>>157324010Luis Torrensbut it used to be Tyrone :(
>>157324037Cubs
gonna need the berds and rocks to lock in today, my chadres need a chance to move up in the standings.
>>157324029>swing at strikes instead of waiting for a dogshit countis it that simple?
I'm a cubs fan and the dodgers terrify me
kek stankees thought that was gone
McChicken got robbed.
Why is Sandoval part of our starting rotation again?
>fat gorilla jr
Oh kek I didn't see the yank fan interference.
Holy shit we finally hit Bibee. We make this guy look like Nolan Ryan
Seiya Slap!
vlad..... bro........
>>157324077He hasn't been so bad yet that we need to replace him. He isn't the best, but you can usually get 4 innings out of him with little damage.
>>157324041doesn't bananaboy have a mumblerap walk up song?
>>157324102w-what?
fucking shit fuck
>>157324107you heard me, bananafucker
Guys like Volpe should’ve never made it this far. I was looking at some Phillies catcher's gear, checked the seller profile, and it turns out to be some guy batting .200 or some bullshit. He’s getting kicked out right now, selling all his gear again. Dominicano brought him up, he played like three weeks, and now he's out of baseball. He’s not good. Nobody will ever sign him.Why? Because when guys finally get up there, they think they've got it all made, but they don't have what it takes to actually play the game at a high level. Real baseball players compete their whole lives. Look at old guys like Goldschmidt, still competing for a job for close to 20 years now. Look at Bellinger. The Dodgers kicked him out, they didn't want him, and he’s still grinding for a job.Sure, you make millions, but it demands an equal amount of work. If you sit back because you're making big money, you suck. Baseball is the most cruel sport with a full 162-game season. Basketball and football players are working out every single day, and baseball is no different. It’s rewarding if you're ready to put in the work for the rest of your life until you retire. You have to hit the batting cages, hit the gym, get coaches to help you, and work at it every single day. If you don't get better, you get worse, especially with the kind of pitching coming up nowadays.Plus, there's a massive amount of travel. You never really get to settle down. The season runs eight months straight from February to October, and during the other four months off, you still have to practice every day just to stay in shape.You can always tell who has the makings of a major leaguer by how they hustle in the field. Like that short guy from the Red Sox playing second base or George Lombard Jr. He looked like a monkey out there making sure the ball didn't get past him, constantly jumping, jumping, jumping for the ball. That's how real athletes play all their life.
woah tigers have a very rotund pitcher warming up
Shogay Ohtranny
How are the Blue Jays with ABS? From yesterday and today they don't seem very good with it.
Edgar Quero is hitting dingers tonight?
>>157324063So it seems, so it seems
>>157324137any lewds of him out there?
Dylan Cease to be the Cy Young frontrunner
Gunnar actually doing something
>>157324151They haven't been good with it lately
>twins bought at the deadline>can't even beat the O's
Who do they call when they are deciding to challenge a play?
>>157323868me too Sorry for the delay
is McLean, dare I say, dealing?
>>157324188how is Hoffman doing? Asking for a friend.
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>157323797cringe>>157323787based
>>157324203retired for the last 16 years
>>157324188snorioles are a decent team
>>157323878milk
>>157323922>generational talentnot even best DH on his team, not even a pitcher
>>157324118Kek bananafucker!
I'm a boy! A banana boy!
>>157324060This stupid Eleven kek
is Adley then next Fisk or Varitek? Or more Tony Pena?
>>157324203Dustin?
lil' ern :(
>>157324239kwab
ozzie dinger!
>>157324221Crikey!
>>157324216unicorntani makin ya seethe
>>157324199hey, that's my line!
>>157324247uhh this is a blue board
mclean is dealing
Shiiiiiiiiiiit
Earth to the frikkin Blue Jays
>>157324231Billy McJefferson
first pitch HR for the monkey 2 dingers off of cease
holy fuck what a double play
>>157324254Jeff :(
Ceddanne dongshot
>>157324251unicorpca makin ya seethe>Crow-Armstrong has earned the "unicorn" label because he is currently the only player in MLB to achieve specific statistical thresholds that combine average, power, speed, and plate discipline.:^)
Dansby Walk!
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.
>>157324061Your team won't get past that 1 GB difference. Their season is ogre.
>>157324275to 27 outs to win a game?
>>157324209I've heard from a reliable source that they have the best lineup in baseball, a real wrecking crew
>>157324277Actually it's 28 now
pick-me yanks trying to get my attention
>named adley rushman>always taking casual walks
>>157324264he does look like a capuchin tho
contreras not been looking right since he took that ball to the head :(
>>157324272nice "corn" you got, faggot
>>157324291reminds me of Randy Myers. Now there was a walker.
>>1573242701 run isn't so bad. need the offense to wake up
>>157324296ya seethe bitch
>>157324294>concussed>bad hamstring>has the shitsContreras is having a rough time.
Why did the Reds give up on CES? Dude has been solid for the Os
>>157324272pca mindfucked ohtani, and that mindfucked this poster >>157324296
>big dumpster
>>157324287Travis Banana!
Is it true what they say about Cubs girls?
Cease looks like he’s extremely easy to hit off of, but somehow he has a 13 SO/9
the senile ramblings of pete rose run laps around this doofus larussa
>>157324309just didn't seem like he was gonna figure it out
is it true that all Dodgers fans have loose puccis?
>>157324312Answer me, coward >>157322334
>>157324303yea he's been good otherwise so far, keeping his pitch count relatively lowneed the bats to wake up here though
>>157324329Herpes? Yes
>>157324327lol
I miss how each catcher's mitt and bend up of said mitt used to look so different. Compare Borders to Bob Geren for example. I remember some guy for the Orioles as well who used to hold that shit sideways. Why can't we have that now?
>>157324336It's too early to tell if he's figured it out, but hes been good. He just hit a 460 foot homer.
>>157324353Kek you bought it too? It’s good but not worth $7.
Bananas can suck a dick. I am BBQ some grass fed chuck steaks tonight boys.
has a fad ever burnt out as quickly as bananaball?
Miggy bomb!
>>157324369I'll make coney dogs with it sometime
>>157324294don't worry kitten
>>157324353you paid too much but enjoy
>>157324371What kinda steaks?
>>157324378>not putting it where it's supposed to go, ie ontop of spaghetti all covered in cheese
unicorn means company valued at 1B dollars, hence a unicorn in baseball is a player who has made or will make over 1B dollars in signed contracts
>>157324386chuck. nothing but the finest cuts here for this guy tonight.
>>157324389I'll show you a unicorn *pulls down pants*
Cant wait for vladdy to come to bat and end the inning again
>>157324362hell yeah, i hope he stays good for you guys
>>157324378It was delicious on a dog but you can get three cans of hormel chili for $7 and have enough leftover for a gumball or two.
Charles McAdoo'em
>>157324398don't ruin my hope
>>157324353its not very good. it's like those people who eat cinnamon rolls with chili, if you didn't grow up with it you won't like it.
>>157324389>who has made or will make over 1B dollars in signed contractsCrazy such a thing can happen when I constantly see people claiming baseball is a dead or dying sport.
mest
Charlie Mcadoodoo
>
The league is punishing the blue jays for almost beating their golden child last year. Making up nonsense rules on the fly and injuring our players
>>157324416"baseball is a dying sport" is a meme that has existed since the stone age
>>157324387ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI ALL COVERED WITH CHEESEINLOST MY POOR MEATBALLWHEN SOMEBODY SNEEZEDIT ROLLED ONTO THE TABLETHEN ONTO THE FLOORAND THEN MY POOR MEATBALLROLLED RIGHT OUT THE DOOOR
Honest question, what about Kyle Tucker made people act like he deserved a 400M/10yr contract?
3-3 in the tdot
Bateman does it again to tie the game. Here comes Vladdy.
>>157324436his blatant cheating in poostonsee also bregberg
here's your so-called "hottest team in baseball" bro
>>157324415Do flyovers really?
Any white sox gals?
>>157324312my phillies are ABSOLUTELY in the middle
our so called star players are getting carried by literal randoms
Fatty guerrero
KEK
FATTY FAT FAT FUCKING FAT RETARD FAGGOT
>culinary prowess in california is putting tuna fish in a taco shell with avocado on top
thank you vladdy appreciate you bud
>>157324457What star players?
FAT ASS LOSER
>>157324431you did it to yourselves
Yankees have had so many slurper games recently
>>157324461That sounds better to me than chili on spaghetti. Did they never discover tomato sauce or ragu in Ohio?
>>157324448>flyovers>Nebraska, Iowa, Kansas, South Dakota, and parts of Wyoming and Coloradoyou can decide
>>157324460calm down
>>157324461fish tacos are delicious
>>157324465I'm sorry :(
>>157324478A flyoverian culinary tradition
>>157324457That's how the Red Sox have been thriving. A bunch of literal whos from triple A have been carrying the team.
>>157324489you have nothing to apologize for booboo bear :)
>>157324478Absolutely disgusting.
>>157324416money from spamming games the sport is fighting for 4th place against basketball
STOP WALKING OFF THE DAMN FIELD SO FAST, DONT MAKE ME CALL NEW YORK
>>157324490This is more respectable than putting a perfectly good cinnamon roll in chili
my soxxies :)
>>157324490I could eat that after a few beers
>>157324495Member when they retired a W and then their season fell apart?
>>157324498despite the finals last year, NBA is on the downturn, especially with this WNBA scandal taking place currently where retired NBA players are talking about changing genders and playing in WNBA
>>157324490this is because of german settlers by the mid 1800s 1/3 of wisconsin was german https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_Germango brew crew
>>157324490I'm not offended by this. If I had been drinking it's probably awesome.
>>157324512
>>157324478What the fuck man
Breggy Bear Blast
Nick Soshit
>>157324512cope and seethe
Nice glove fatty
>>157324512fucking retards. do hrt first or stfu.
Tigers are still looking good, fellow catdaddies
>>157324486>>157324535
>>157324457bateman is pretty good, there's no doubt he would never get a chance with the cubs and pca so im glad he's getting his chance
>>157324493Thanks :)
can you guys be nice please, some of us are sensitive souls
>>157324541What kind of shitposting is trading skubal and mize and then making the playoffs anyway?
Woo had a good road start, what happened?
>>157324549>not wearing pink on tuesdaygrim
>>157324552its smart baseball
>>157324461well...yes? that sounds awesome
>>157324486>>157324568sameposter is seething
>>157324558Its the Yankees
>>157324549Mean Girls is the only funny movie ever written by a woman.
>>157324549based Mets Lacey
>>157324552just the GM betting on melton and jobe being the guys + framber pulling his head out of his ass
>>157324552It's called the Motor City Chicanery
>>157324552World Series by 2028 baseball
*stands up*WOOOOOO!*shits down*
>>157324576I am too busy masterbating to it every time I watch to notice any of these alleged jokes people talk about
Why the fuck is Sandoval still on the mound?
>>157324573
if we get like a third of a season next year, what happens with playoffs?
>>157324597substance abuse
RAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDYYYYYYYY
>>157324549October 3rd bros…
>>157324597they'll pick a world series winner at random, in partnership with Kalshi.
ERN DOG
Just have some mashed potatoes and watch the game dude
Future Dodger ARROZ ARENA (RICE SAND)
Frognigga hat spotted at Yankee stadium.
>>157324634lel
RANDY>RANDYRANDY>RANDYRANDY>RANDYRANDY>RANDYRANDY>RANDYRANDY>RANDYRANDY>RANDYRANDY>RANDYRANDY>RANDYRANDY>RANDYRANDY>RANDY
>>157324633Pete did it his way
stankees kek
>>157324549if you kill yourself tonight you won't have to worry anymore about being fun of
is there a reason the yankees have started scoring only 1.7 runs per game?did judge really make THAT much of a difference? I mean damn they were averaging nearly 5 before. and now this 1-0 deficit feels insurmountable
>>157324641WE REALLY OUT HERE NIGGA
>>157324641post concourse pic
>>157324650kek flabby
>>157324650rad camera work
>>157324650Mmmmboy is he fat!
>>157324650Lol stupid fat man out
>>157324656Rice is the only good player on the team right now.
>>157324650Incredible
>>157324662It was on the M's broadcast.
a dubonian sac fly
>>157324656judge is their entire offense.and sadly with him confirming hes only playing “a couple more seasons” (couple = 2), and now missing the rest of this season, 2027/2028 will be their last chance to win a championship for decades.
>>157324654life is too sacred for anyone other than he with a corrupted, tormented soul to utter such heresy
>>157324661can you folks do something about Funko Field though? It fucking sucks.
>>157324665>radlol that's not your phrase zoomer
>>157324683prolly cuz I'm ecks
>>157324672reminder: Rice has as good a WRC+ as ohtani and people are sleeping on him
>>157324681you should probably just kill yourself also
Repostan. >OAA is a bullshit stat. CFs get to statpad more than any other defensive player, including stealing outs from teammates. Like everything besides hitting and pitching, it's marginal. I said the same about Cow Raley and his catching when everyone was pretending he had a chance to win MVP over Judge.
>>157324674fug
>>157324656the yankees only have ben rice now. everyone else bats close to .200 or less.two guys are even sub .180, that being mcmahon and wells.
>>157324697
>>157324696Cause he looks like a goof
>>157324656dude the yanks have multiple people with batting averages under .190imagine having 3 cal ralieghs on your team. thats how doomed they are.
>>157324715I guess their season really is in the dumper
>>157324715that is above 0.0 WAR
>>157324650kek what a fatty
>>1573246561-0 to the yankees is like 8-2 to the red sox
i genuinely worry for dane myers' physical health when he gets near the wall
>>157324715never thought of it that way. why did the Yankees not try to make some moves at the deadline then? do they know deep down judge is retiring next season? i mean he hinted at it himself
>taking McLean out at 82 pitcheswdtMmbt?
jesus christ what a catch
>mest
>>157324735i think they know judge will at most play 2 more seasons. if theres a lockout next year, 1. why go all in when a deep rebuild is coming?
>lossing to blue gays
be honest, do you feel bad for the mets?
Louie Bob fucks ya now time to score some fackin runs
>>157324715is there a world where a team with 3 cal raleighs can still beat the dodgers?
*ahem* el mago
when brendon little is in the bullpen, both teams are scared
>>157324784what a play
>>157324784*swings at dogshit a foot off the plate*
what is Chase Lee's chase rate?
>>157324802Bout lee fitty
when will we get more Asian umpires?
>female police officerI always forget how much of a joke this country is.
>>157324818Saaaaaar
>>157324784how is he still in the league rofl
the cards gonna do anything, or is sanchez gonna CGSO them until the 13th inning?
Its one fucking run for crying out loud
Field of dreams!Field of dreams!
do any of you go to Junior Jays Sundays to pick up chicks?
>>157324841waow! just kidding I’m not that cynical :)
>>157324846yeah but keep it on the dl
>>157324846Is that some kinda preschool, Durgesh?
>>157324841they should do a Field of Nightmares game.
>>157324846May and June when all the high schools are taking trips to the game
Cubs girls have loose pussies
>>157324846>kids run the bases every sunday home gameThis is sweet, >my team has kids run the bases just once a year and it got postponed due to heat concerns this year. pretty crappy when it's super easy to coordinate regularly as frequently as Toronto does
Here comes Vladdy
>>157324876I'm a Cubs girl and I'm a virgin
>>157324880Damn I used to do this as a kid. Felt so cool to be on a major league field.
>>157324831GOOD MORNING SAARBAD CHALLENGE, VERY BADDO NOT CHALLENGE
SEIYA BOMB
There goes Vladdy
>>157324889Then you shall be my bride
>>157324889Iowa or South Bend?
>>157324890my mother just turned 55 and she was NOT pleased when an usher told her that she qualifies for "Seniors Stroll the Bases" night rofl
>>157324903Yay!
vlad will hit a home run... it will be in the post season. check these digits
>>157324908Kek roasted the old gal
OLSON DINGER
Rucker is in, gg Yanks. idk why Dan always goes to this dingus as a leverage arm
>>157324918don't talk about my mother that way
>>157324908going to be a difficult night for you back in that basement
>>157324908>mom is 55you have to be 18 to post here
welp it’s ogre
hmmm Olson is quite good
>>157324919Classic look of disgust
it took a couple games but kevin long has managed to ruin arraez
>>157324925I shagged her
>>157324908Did the usher get in trouble?
>>157324919>>157324929for me its Clifford
Seriously, what does Rucker have on Dan?
jizz jizm jr kek
More like McDerpmott
Let's leave anons mother alone
>>157324908>55 momYo, whats up lil bro, your mom around right now?
my mom is 62. I encourage her to stretch 3x daily, get 10k steps in every day, and avoid carbs :)
>>157324927kek
>bringing rucker in in a one run gamegg stankees dan decided he doesn’t want to win this one
>>157324948kek gottem
>>157324949lord knows his dad did
>>157324940No but I hope his stupid mom got punched in the face for being such an uppity bitch.
>>157324953my mom is 72 and acts 90
Got attacked by a pack of feral chiggers
Metsbros... it's over, isn't it ;____;
>>157324940judging by the way Lil John is saying YEAH I think he will be fine
>>15732492755-18=37 unless bros mom was a senior citizen having kids...you're retarded
>>157324953Based! You're a good daughter
>>157324955I don't even get hopeful when there's a lead anymore, I know Dan will try to fuck it up with Rucker and Bazardo.
>>157324970>anon doesn't know that genX doesn't have kids until 40
>>157324946I'm a dodgers girl and I think he's hot
>>157324968did it really ever begin?
I don't talk to my mom because we do not have a very good relationship because she spills any secret I ever told her. I'll still call her for holidays and such but I wouldn't really say we are friends.
>>157324968:(it was nice to have a few recent wins though
>>157324953>avoid carbsSo she is going to end up weak and frail, nice job idiot.
>>157324987that's sad. i know it's cliched advice but you should fix that before it's too late.
>>157324953Hopefully she doesn't listen to you, dies and leaves you nothing you little know it all faggot.
>>157324975>Retard doesn't know about the wall
Holy fuck man
>>157324937pwned
>>157324987Call your mom and tell her you love her, anon. Trust me lil bro.
My wife let's me call her mommy during sex but the catch is it's only when she's pegging me in the ass.
I need a Cubbie madame to punish me
>>157325000
>>157324995Can't fix it. I just don't trust her. She won't change and now Dad is dead and my sister is a troon. We don't like hate each other or anything like that. I just don't trust her and she's given me ever reason not to.
>>157325009that's weird, she lets me do whatever i want with her holes
come on bazz
>>157324998>2. "The Wall" in Dating (Internet Slang)>It is a subjective social concept, not a physical or biological law. In online communities (<particularly on Reddit>), "the wall" refers to the idea that women's dating market value drops significantly after a certain age (often cited as 30–35). >Reality: Sociologists and dating experts generally consider this a myth or exaggeration. While fertility peaks in a woman's 20s, attractiveness, stability, and compatibility do not "hit a wall" at a specific age. Many people find partners well into their 30s, 40s, and beyond. It is a psychological narrative rather than an objective reality.
>>157325014wat da
>>157325019>sister pre or post and can I have xer number?
Judge retiring? He's not even that old.He should convince the Yankees to let him go so they can rebuild sooner and join another team with a core of uncs for one last ride into October.
>>157324994she's on supplements since she's a vegetarian. but I told her to eat more protein and fats to replace the carb calories>>157324997>mfw
>>157325000Checked but WHY
>>157324940he got a kickback for promoting a theme night to a prospective client (someone in the target demographic who was already at a game)
>>157325031She is a she but pretends to be a he and takes testosterone. What they don tell you is that shit FUCKS your thyroid and she is literally now in the hospital dying from it.
hell yeah go tiggies
KIRKY PHASER SET TO STUN
Duran can't even steal bases right. Get this faggot off the team.
gg Bravesbros
what do you guys think of Aleksa Mink? probably my Rookie of the Year pretty easily
>>157325042So that’s your brother you chud!
>>1573250002 off-seasons and 2 deadlines to build a strikeout bullpen is too much to ask for :)
Great catch.
Jesus Christ
>>157325054>fraternizing with the enemy
>>157325066don't you just love having a pitch to contact bullpen?
Yankees lead
>>157325062Yeah unironically kill yourself. Humans cannot change gender
Oh wow Michael Rucker gave up the lead great job Dan, tough one tonight.
lol like clockwork this team fucking sucks
look at them tigers go
doyers world series tonight
>>157325086>>157325073I don't even feel bad anymore, it's just so fucking tedious how predictable Dan fucking up the rare winnable game by going to fucking Rucker.
>>157325078they literally can
I'd fancy a cubbie maiden
>>157325035Sounds miserable, tell her to cut fats and "proteins" and eat carbs like a normal human being.
Why do the Mariners exist? Seriously all they do is choke.
>>157325075Kenley jansen has one pitch and is 38
>>157325070thats my bad..
>>157325078Yikes!
>>157325078I did
>>157325100they're gonna fold soon
>>157325099she does still. I just meant like limiting her rice/bread/potato intake. replacing it with larger helpings of the more nutritious part of the meal
>>157325099imagine not even taking your mom out for a beer and nachos
>>157325089every dodger game is /mlb/'s world series
dubs and everyone gets a cubbie maiden
>>157325098I'm a Cubs girl
>>157325120*the /mlb/ tho
>>157325120>every doyer game is the pacos w/sftfy
>one run lead>put in your worst reliever>let him load the bases>leave him in to give up the lead>panic >put in your second worst relieverLiterally just let chatgpt manage the mariners at this point, it literally can’t get worse
Michael Rucker pitches in high leverage but Paul Sewald was DFA'd yesterday so why is this happening? Jerry? Any idea Jerry?
>>157325123I want a Cubbie madame to whip me and chain me to a radiator
It's called a strike Mariners.
>>157325133Tacoma has a chance to win it all?
>>157325120bodied that freak
>>157325139A what?
my god the yankees are the best team in baseball
Whatever I'm out, enjoy the namefag for the rest of the night. I don't think there has ever been a Mariners season this disappointing.
>>157325149kwab
Isn't it funny how the red sux are never winning again after we /sp/ exposed them for cheating?
gards dont win...
Nicole Doshi is a Yankees fan :o
STRAW!!!
>>157325156The Tiggers killed Gordball last year.
Mariners should just start throwing at stankees heads if they’re not even going to try to win
>>157325149
nu>>157325157>>157325157>>157325157
almost every team has been to the world series
>>157325156>1948not sure what you were expecting
>>157325149Stay beta. Cope and seethe flyover
>>157325162wearing a yankees hat does not make a yankees fan. they sell them at urban outfitters or whatever the youth shops at
>>157325162i have no idea what that ugly bug is. it's all about a pretty face
>>157324913BITCH!
>>157325316Sorry :(
