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Wednesday (12/08)
>Libertadores
19:00 | Palmeiras x Cerro Porteño
19:00 | Club Atlético Platense x Coquimbo Unido
21:30 | Cruzeiro x Flamengo
>Sudakino
19:00 | Red Bull Bragantino x Atlético Mineiro
19:00 | Tigre x Montevideo City Torque
>Copa argentina
19:15 | Atlético Tucumán x CA Independiente

Thursday (13/08)
>Libertadores
19:00 | Mirassol x LDU
21:30 | Rosario Central x Corinthians
>Sudakino
19:00 | Santos x Macará
19:00 | Vasco da Gama x Olimpia
21:30 | Cienciano x Botafogo

Sexday (14/08)
>Argentina
20:30 | Racing Club x Banfield
>Uruguay
19:00 | Boston River x Danubio
>Colombia (UTC-5)
20:00/18:00 | Llaneros FC x Deportes Tolima

UTC-3

Previous: >>157319829
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>>157329863
>>157329905
It's so romantic you'll fall in love with your coworkers in no time, banheirao is a mandatory bonding exercise every afternoon.
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>>157329905
It depends on the ship. Tugboats are small enough so the best they can offer you is a small room with chairs/couches and a TV. A larger tanker might have game rooms and all that stuff.
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Anime
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The first week at sea it's kinda fun but after that it's just another bullshit job. You get to do none of the good stuff because you are there to serve others. The reason you need English to land a a ship job is because many people over there just don't even speak Spanish but they will speak some English. 6 hours of sleep everyday the rest is just work. They didn't even let us listen to the radio while working because you are so busy the music actually makes you work slower. The bad part is when you get sick and just can't go home because you are gonna be there for the full two weeks. It's overall bad for you but literally every other job is too
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>>157330000
>Tugboats
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>>157330015
I'm not mentally sane enough to deal with this.
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>>157330000
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I didn't know that were this many sailors at /copalib/
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>>157330015
I will believe this dude. He knows ball
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>curinthias
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>>157330015
What's "the fun stuff"? Killing Somali pirates?
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What do we think?
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>>157330078
cadê o bi rebaixado?
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I just realized Crespo stoled his "A donde no lleguen las piernas, llegara el corazón" quote from Juan Pablo II.
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>>157330107
Nunca teve artilheiro do brasileirão
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>>157330119
kkkkkkkkkk blz
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>>157330078
some years were really sad
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>>157329797
is that good pay or bad pay, how much is that in burgers
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>>157330158
it's good, only 10% of brazilians earn more than R$5k
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>>157330158
1000 burgers = 5200 bananas
That's not the full salary though, you get a lot of bonuses that bump those values much higher.
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>>157330169
right but is it enough to live? like can you afford your alugels, your corotes, your baseados and your traveschis?
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>>157330050
I'm not a sailor, I'm just in the maritime industry.
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>>157330174
now that sounds like a good deal, even moreso if you don't need any special qualifications to get in
why aren't more /copalib/ posters doing this?
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>>157330179
Depends a lot on where you live. In San Pablo or Rio de Janegro that's nothing.
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>>157330110
Ladrón que le roba a ladrón tiene 100 años de perdón.
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10k being single in most cities is comfy. Unless you live in brasilia or other expensive as fuck.
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>>157330194
you have to pass an exam
there are millions of people in this country whose only occupation is studying to pass at public exams
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>>157330194
I'm too busy saving the west.
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the Holy American Emperor has given His orders
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>>157330179
I live in a small capital, you can live a good life here with this pay
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>>157330206
I saw an american youtuber speak about concursados recently and it was like my precious copalib safespace crumbled down onto the filthy hands of normalfags.
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>>157330194
>don't need any special qualifications to get in
You need to be phisically fit and know how to swim (they will test you). You also need to pass the concursinho and have certain certifications. Pic related are for cook, idk what the fuck they mean.
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>airport police will have to study hebrew
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>>157330211
israel's _____
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>>157330223
Aarrggghhhhhh
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>>157330225
I think the physical aptitude exam is for sea jobs only. Transpetro also hire inland staff. But most of the inland jobs require vocational education too.
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>>157330179
you abysmal retard
They live at the sea like a mermaid, they don't need the mlney
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>>157330254
Yeah that's correct.
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>>157330254
Sorry, onshore. Not inland.
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ireland
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What if we take over an oil rig and demand they take Neymar to the 2030 WC?
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>>157330225
>Special qualifications to cook
Is this a post pandemic thing or Brazil has always been this jewed up?
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>>157330286
Costela na PET can only be cooked by pros
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All Blue..
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>>157330286
These requirements are nothing. The first one is the bare minimum proof that you can cook. The second and third are universal requirements for every seafarer in the world. Fourth is a vaccine certificate.
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>>157330295
suss
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we all watching sudamericana today right?
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>>157330328
Wrong.
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>>157330328
I'm watching you sleep
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>>157330328
I'm watching your sister sleep.
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>>157330078
>most brasileirão titles
>not a single artilheiro
Gabriel Jesus would be in 2016 if he didn't spent half of the time playing for Selebosta
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>>157330328
I'm watching the club that burns kids against cuguloso
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ficou bravo na garrafa do artilheiro que peidou na cueca du janta
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>discord is about to be banned
someone take me out of this shithole
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>>157330415
Because of the dumb bitch that is Janja even, lol.
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>>157330078
It shows that artilharias are ultimately irrelevant.
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>>157330107
Bi rebaixado? Is that Fernando Gil? I thought he was full on homo…
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>>157330415
>discord is about to be banned
Why?
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>>157330415
you can walk to uruguay
It's like a 20 minute walk
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>>157330415
you're here forever
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>>157330415
wow maybe brazil ain't so bad after all
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>>157330415
That's a good thing.
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>>157330430
apparently some girl ACKed herself because of it, now they want to ban it
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>>157330415
Based?
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whoah
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>>157330450
I don't see them rushing to ban Santos after all those suicides tho
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>>157330450
>Among those detained in the operation are five adolescents, aged 13 to 17, and an 18-year-old man. All arrest and detention warrants were executed. The leader of the criminal group is a 14-year-old boy, who was taken into custody in Rio.
>>The leader of the criminal group is a 14-year-old boy
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>>157330473
Ciudachi de Deus for the tikitoki generation.
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el nombre del pibe?
Riquelmy
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>>157330473
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>URGENTE! Memphis Depay decide acionar o Corinthians na Justiça e pode cobrar cerca de R$ 180 MILHÕES. A dívida pode ser muito maior que os R$ 77 milhões atuais. O estafe do holandês entende que há elementos para pedir o valor TOTAL do contrato que não foi assinado, além da dívida integral do vínculo anterior.
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>>157330496
mas ele é favela caras
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>Porque somos las Sailors Scouts, Las sailors scouts
>Las sailors moon, moon, moon
>Fuego de Marte enciendete, enciendete
>Burbujas de mercurio, estallen, estallen
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Ficaram até tarde ontem secando o Chadval
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>>157330473
Sounds like she was driven to suicide by a gang and the platform has no responsibility whatsoever
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>>157330541
You're right about that but the wife of our president is very stupid and doesn't understand that.
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>>157330276
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>>157330078
Pedro would have 2 if he wasnt made of paper
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>>157330375
>>157330362
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>>157330603
why do you share a bed with your sister?
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>>157330611
you dont?
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>>157330620
not after the accident...
I shouldn't have been drinking that night....
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>>157330628
Getting pegged by your sister is pretty normal, after a few times you start to enjoy it.
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>>157330603
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>>157330628
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>>157330078
Out of all those, which one was the best?
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Blue flags will say "I love Neymar" and the shame on anons for sleeping with their sisters
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>>157330236
Jokes on them I already know Hebrew
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>>157330679
just saying "ei ima wakin 'ere" is not enough
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>>157330673
People hate what they don't understand.
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>>157330473
He can't lead a criminal group if he cannot (legally) commit crimes
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>>157330708
I actually had to interact with an argie jew at the airport once, he was acting like a massive massive cunt
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>>157330714
Guy on the left lives in Palermo.
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>>157330736
Just because are nasally endowed doesn't mean we are Jewish.
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>>157330736
yeah you kept calling him rabbi and doing scissor gestures
Then you go and act all farted up when I do a silly monkey dance in arena belmiro
Hypocrite
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>>157330748
He was actually Jewish, I had to reprimand him because he was starting to curse in Hebrew at everyone. Unluckily for him, I was there. In hindsight I should have left him incarcerated desu
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buddy lay down the beans and we'll talk, you wouldn't want to cause a stink and go to jail right?
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>wake up
>balls weren't hurting anymore
>immediately unscheduled the appointment i had today
>balls began hurting again
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>>157330792
I should have said that in Spanish, give me an Argentine-friendly version of that phrase
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then you woke up: still black, still ashamed, and with the beans stolen from the windowsill
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peidei
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Calleri was nasty to bolivian reporters yesterday
Bolivians are not happy about it
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>>157330661
Having a mix of consitency and scoring agaisnt dtorng players i would have to say Cano(consitency) gabigol(both gols and strong teams) and jonas
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>>157330714
Free fire tattoo, mofo is a player
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and then you woke up: in bed next to Neymar and Paquetá, meanwhile lula brings a cup of hot beans for breakfast to start the day
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>>157330809
You need to jerk off more, might I interest you with a 2 year subscription to pronhub?
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>"gemini, if chiqui tapia was a paid brazilian agent tasked with destroying argentine club football to make brazilian clubs win more, what grade, of 0 to 100, would you give him?"
>"If Claudio "Chiqui" Tapia were secretly on the CBF (Brazilian Football Confederation) payroll, he would be deserving of a 97 out of 100 on his performance review—an employee of the century level of execution."

>"The Sabotage Report Card
The League Format Chaos (10/10): Transforming the Primera División into a bloated 28-to-30-team tournament—complete with mid-season rule changes, suspended relegations, and tournament structures that require a PhD to understand—has systematically diluted match intensity and competitive sharpness."

>"Financial Asymmetry (10/10): By managing broadcasting rights and league economics in a way that keeps Argentine clubs operating on shoe-string budgets, he ensured top domestic talent moves directly to the Brasileirão instead of Europe, turning Brazilian clubs into financial super-teams relative to Boca or River."

>"Libertadores Dominance Handover (10/10): His tenure has coincided with total Brazilian hegemony in CONMEBOL competitions, with Brazilian clubs sweeping consecutive Copa Libertadores titles and transforming final matches into all-Brazilian affairs."

>"The Masterclass Cover Story (-3 points): The only reason he misses a perfect 100 is that hiring Lionel Scaloni accidentally resulted in winning a World Cup and two Copa Américas. This "unfortunate side effect" brought immense glory to the national team, which accidentally sustained Argentine football pride on life support—even if it inadvertently gave Tapia total political immunity to govern domestic football unchecked."

>"If his mission was to make the Brasileirão the undisputed Premier League of South America while leaving the Argentine domestic league in structural ruin, he has performed with legendary efficiency."
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There's a decent chance Corinthians loses points in Brasileirão and is relegated due to the 4 (soon to be 5) transfer bans
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theres a decent chance of santos being relegated
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começou a bobageira
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>>157331127
Yes
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>>157331139
>você era o frango da pradaria e eu o cachorro caramelo.
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that's such a geminis thing to say
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>>157331006
I'm talking about quality and talent. I would disagree about cano being consistent, he had one fluke season and that was it
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just ate some coxinha de bacalhau
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>>157330661
>>157331350
It's hard to talk about quality or talent because scoring goals is a striker's most important virtue. Washington never looked particuarly skilled but he was unstoppable at his best.

I'll go with the other anon and say Gabigol and Cano were the best.
>he had one fluke season
Cano scored 44 goals in 2022 and 40 in 2023. 2023 was in fact better than 2022 if you count the number of games and the level of the matches.
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i need some movie recommendations
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>>157331717
first (You) of 15
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>>157331717
Scott Pilgrim
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>>157331717
Feijão (2018)
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>>157331717
human centipede
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Sometimes I type inflammatory things because I have nothing else to say and I don't want people to think that's the case.
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>>157331350
I was in doubt of your question if you wamt the best player or the best year. I went for the best year. The best player is Romario no doubt
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^ boring ass movie
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God is good
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Another niece to Hulk!
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>>157331872
Please don't say this name again.
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>>157331880
He's not actually called Hulk.
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>>157331880
The one with the big bunda that shall not be named
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his real name is Guivanaldo
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>anal
heh
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>>157330415
Thank you Northeast
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porra neles, sem capricho
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bro we've been over this, it's not just beans
there's also rice and uhh beans with different shapes and slightly different color
>>
rice is the same as beans, but smaller
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Dezão said that Hulk is worse than Lucão do Break
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we can ask grok
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>>157332189
You don't have to go that far. Everaldo was better than Hulk.
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Gremio has a golden star in their creast because Everaldo was drunk driving and got himself killed
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>>157332256
That's true
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Brazilians are naturally envious
When they see a succesful person they will wait 1, 5, 10, 15 years until this person has a bad moment to shit on him
Hulk had a solid european career, came and was part of the renaissance of Galo, if they have a stadium and a SAF is largely because of Hulk
He's an artist and must be respected
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o camisa 7 do meu time ganha 2 milhões de reais pra fazer isso aqui
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>>157331787
we know paquetáschizo
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>>157332269
it was a good shot, just a bit wide you can see the technique is there
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>waiting 1, 5, 10, 15 years until this person has a bad moment to shit on him
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riquelmy
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>>157332269
look at little Soteldo go
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>>157332269
Calleri
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>>157332269
That's not even his worst moment in the game. I couldn't find any highlights but I recall very vividly seeing him fail to control the ball right in front of the goal at the start of the first half.
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who's behind this hulk defamation campaign?
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>>157332384
do a recreation with Venom and Hotwheels
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>>157332384
There was a foul kick that he shot on the moon
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>>157332263
>came and was part of the renaissance of Galo
nigga he won two titles in god knows how many years he was there.
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>>157332498
better than Inter
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>>157332498
it's galo, a regional team
2 titles in 5 years is a good accomplishment
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Palmeiras is going to tie the game today, I can already see
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>>157330968
what hapepned?
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2021 galo was a machine
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>>157332532
>buck broken by Palmeiras at /copalib/ semi finals
kwab
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>>157332543
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>>157332269
luciano fez coisa pior mas é protegido porque ele é caipira e pardo
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>>157332269
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>>157332498
>two titles
So he nearly doubled their trophy room
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>>157332439
https://nitter.net/DataFutebol/status/2087355783373541843#m
>>157332498
Two titles and two second places are a good run. Palmolengo dominance turned your brain into mush.
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Essa poderia ser a conclusão lógica do Abel
Brasileirão já tá na sacola
Semi da copa do brasil garantida contra vitória ou vasco (KKKKKKKKKKKKK)
Final provavelmente contra o Cruzeiro e se for outro vai ser um time fraquíssimo
Flachorra e Cuguloso se enfrentam na Libertadores então vai sobrar só um time capaz de jogar contra o Verdazzo
Abel poderia, realisticamente, ter a maior temporada da HISTÓRIA do futebol brasileiro
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ah não esse chato dnv não
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ain sei láahhh... naum goxtu di gentchi xataåá
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>>157332757
Yeah that kick lol
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These niggas twerking again.
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>>157332781
this but unironically
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>match at paramount+
grim
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Next Cuguloso games
>Cruzeiro x Flamengo (casa) - Libertadores
>Corinthians x Cruzeiro (fora) - Brasileirão
>Flamengo x Cruzeiro (fora) - Libertadores
>Cruzeiro x Flamengo (casa) - Brasileirão
>Cruzeiro x Atlético-MG (casa) - Copa do Brasil
>Vasco x Cruzeiro (fora) - Brasileirão
>Atlético-MG x Cruzeiro (fora) - Copa do Brasil
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if I die in this world
who will post something of beans
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your sister
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>>157332843
7 straight L's
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We will finally eat beans in peace.
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>this penalty not giving
My fellow paraguayans are also victim of VARmeiras.
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>>157331829
Best year is probably cano, you're right, iirc no one in the world outscored him
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>>157330415
wasnt twitter "banned" too? brasilians still use it who cares
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>hydration break
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>>157333078
only for a month
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Lula will rangeban us all from /sp/
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hydration slop time
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/copalib/ without brazilians die
it will be just macaco louco, the 2 colombian expats and the autistic argies circlejerking about beans
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>>157333103
Holy based
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really makes you think what could have bean if we didnt have brazilians
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>>157333103
The blue flags would be free to say "que partidazo de Neymar" without fear of being judged
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>>157333149
>que partidazo de Neymar
said no one in the last 10 years
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>>157330415
based
hexa comming...
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>>157333103
Sad but true, I'd kill myself if I had to interact with colombians.
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The Paraguayo team is actually defending like Paraguayos today, it's over
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E vai se criando um clima gostoso no NuBank(TM) Arena
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You say this every week, and every week Palmeiras crush the opposition in the second half. I won't fall for this trick again.
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rede canais stream is in forced 4:3S
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>>157333268
soul
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>Independiente
based emperor.
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Thorgal
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>>157333155
counterpoint: that match against inter de limeira last year
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>>157333345
culo
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>cerro
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>>157333358
O SEXAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>157333358
HOLY BRAPPA
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>watching anime
>sudden /copalib/ jumpscare
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>watching tranime
Couldn't be me.
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>watching anime
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>watching anime
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>>157333333
Wasted
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had a brazlian chick as a uni colleague, she was hot as fuck
all i dreamt about in that first year in uni, was to have sex with her
we once went to the same frat party. she went to the bathroom with one of my colleagues and he came in her rectum like a champ
i stood at the door like a sad fuck and wanked myself to ejaculation
man, what a culo she had , damn it. good times, mayne, good times
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>>157333103
/Copalib/ without Brazilians would be like Tarzan without chita
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this nigga came here just to cuckpost
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Can't say I wouldn't have done the same.
>>
Reminds me of the times I jerked off while eavesdropping on my cousin sexting some guy
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coquimbo can not make a single non-offside play
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During the pandemic my upstairs neighbor would masturbate with her window open and it'd echo in the entire building and I presume the nearby buildings as well, I can't have been the only one that was furiously masturbating alongside her moaning. I was however the only one that could hear her bed shaking and after she came and walked to the bathroom to clean up.
>>
'-'
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You guys are sick lol
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>>157333613
You never thought about ringing her doorbell while she was masturbating not-so discretely an showing a bulge in your pants?
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lol
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gol no palmeiras
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>>157333549
kek
>>157333528
>she went to the bathroom with one of my colleagues
Unissex bathroom
jajaja
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>>157333358
Mama mia
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>>157333613
Was she fat
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There were like 3 Palmeiras faults on that play lol
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CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP
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we are so fucking shit
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>cerdo
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No goal
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>>157333333
HEXA
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>offside
wow lmao
palmeiras is such a nigger team
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mwahahaha we, VARmeiras, win again
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>>157333674
>>157333685
>>157333688
>>157333693
>>157333695
however
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however
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Chimp out
Copa libertadores I love you so much
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They do it again
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vai rolar uma resenha ABSURDA aqui
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT8QACkIe3I
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Bragantino 0 x 1 Atlético MG
73' Cuello
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problem?
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você está rindo? estão cogiendo o independiente e você está rindo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRKEqEH8qg8
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>>157333729
>resenha
go back
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while you talk about your cuck fixations, Independiente is dying.
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>bojo
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>>157333655
Every single night.
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>>157333733
>Cleiton
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>>157333760
Why you didn't do it?
Did she live alone?
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vai caindo a noite a gurizada começa com essas bobagens
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>>157333770
It was the pandemic and everyone was freaky about social distancing and thieves getting into the building and shit. The building zapzap group was full of gordas de mierda telling people what to do and what not to do and they'd have cancelled me if I attempted anything.
>>
GOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO
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platense penal (???)
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>>157333613
>bed shaking
>flicking her bean
lmao yeah sure
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>>157333729
Resenha?
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he would have scored against España
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>>157333783
>cerro
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>>157333805
erro
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O Palmeiras é COLOSSAL
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cerdo vs cerro
>24 0x1
>27 0x0
I'm tired.
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Im not watching tbe game, did cerro do something or it was that kind of game were cerro defended for 100% of the time?
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>>157333838
press f5
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>>157332769
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>>157333850
cerro scored and should've gotten a penalty but both were stolen
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This game was unironically better than most of the world cup
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fuck a.nal
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>>157333870
Dont know if i believe in you
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>>157333863
I give up
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CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP
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lol
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trata de robar esta cerdo
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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It was my fault, i wasnt watching the gane and when i turned on i sww palmeiras scoring, than i turned off
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we are so fucking shit
>>
Erm squidbros?
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Carlos Miguel (GK), welcome to ____
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Eu disse que esse time pau mole do Palmeiras ia empatar o jogo hoje
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We won!
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cerro wins 1-1
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the virgin colapib and the chad sudaKINO
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Only flamengo can save us from the slurping.
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Point is Palmeiras benefits better from situations where they can explore counters
It’ll be a solid 2-0 for them in PY, Maurício will be at home
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Was he better than Messi?
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cuguloso x flabunda is free on youtube, come watch with us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_e6555GDzM
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>>157334009
He was Messi if he was educated in Argenchina
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Do you guys have the webm?
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vai fazer um triplechi do linguiça
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>>157334018
I do
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Pqp, essa luana do Getv é mais chata que o formiga
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>>157334018
cyberfaro?
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>>157334025
vamo trikas btw
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>>157334018
>>
>>157334018
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>>157334041
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>>157334018
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>>157333802
You should have done something about it, maybe knocking at her door wearing something casual like sweatpants/joggers without underwear and asking her: "is there something wrong?", feigning utter ignorance about what she was doing
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>bojo
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Some of y’all mentally ill
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>>157334060
life is not an american pie movie amigo
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>>157334039
She is a lesbian, sister
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>>157334018
here you go
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>>157334076
It is if you're not ugly
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>>157334076
you miss every shot you don't take
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>>157334060
Brazilians think porn is a documentary.
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>>157334121
It is here
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>>157334121
You wouldn't believe how many times my sister got stuck on the washing machine
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>>157334018
>>
Holy shit they raped the red
>>157334070
Thanks, y-you too
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>>157334070
cuzinho apertado do krl
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ja ja se regalo
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>>157334173
PMMG never fails to deliver
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>>157334173
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>>157334173
based, beat the flamenguistas
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It was the cerro gol webm, but i saw on youtube, thanks for the webms doe
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I remember watching Lucas Barrios, Jonathan Santana, Fabro and maybe other argentinians playing for the NT and feel glad that they are here and thinking it was very cool but I don't feel the same with Mauricio, I have no idea why, whenever I see him I think of him as a Brazilian. He probably already speak more guarani than me while none of the argentinians lost their accent. See you in my next blog entry.
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>>157334215
Me in the small car.
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>>157330078
wtf why didn't we call Kaio Jorge to our NT? We called a literal who from shithampstershire because he was 2nd in the premier lel, surely we could have removed another midfielder for kaio jorge.
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>>157334262
He did nothing this year
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>>157334173
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>>157334257
Hmmm what could change this
>>
>wesley
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We could have won 0-2 and whatever palmeiras did last year coming back from a 0-4 (was it?) would hunt me until the next match.
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>>157334262
because kaio jorge barely scores 20 goals playing for a decent team in a shit league
it's about as much as players banned from nt team like gabriel jesus or benchwarmers like endrick
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>>157334257
He doesnt look manly, paraguains dont accept twink fags
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>>157334341
0-3 and palmeiras won 4-0
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>>157334349
Crazy fuckers.
>>
Mineirão lotado
Esse é o efeito mengão, se todos os times jogassem contra o flamengo em todos os jogos todos eles estariam lotados
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Cuguloso is nervous
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>>157334341
>We could have won
naive
To defeat him, you need an exorcist or Iran
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I hate Bruno Henrique so much, I wish that guy broke his leg
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>>157334402
He deserved a red card just for being stupid
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>>157334383
Enough with the things you hate, tell me about what you love
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Yo no me fui a la B 2.0
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>>157334411
I love you anon
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>>157334349
that match was 100% bough by Conmebol btw
>>
>fluminense
>palmeiras
>cruzeiro and flamengo
Behold the superpowers of Brazilian football showing how the game is meant to be played
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>>157334402
Era
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>>157334434
>>157334411
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>>157334464
fr?
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>rehydration
Fuck this gay world
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boca x san pablo will.be fun
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>>157334516
>implying san pablo will pass
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pausinha para agua
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Atletico mg won and you guys said nothing
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>>157334538
Oh, yes, I said it
I said it
I said it, 'cause I can
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>>157334530
Cheeky 1x0 in morumbi. Trust me
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Arroyo is good but terminally Ecuadorian
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>>157334550
A fate worse than death
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>>157334538
atletico me gusta?
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>>157334559
Atlético mono goloso.
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This will be the first Libertadores in history to be won by a non-Brazilian club
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>>157334576
you say that every year
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>>157334580
He's mufatating us.
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Flamengo players are scared of shooting
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>>157334590
I'm afraid too, you never know if you're that good at pulling out
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>>157334590
I'm afraid of guns
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>>157334585
My honour and my faith would never let me tell a lie. Independiente Rivadavia and Estudiantes de La Plata will meet in Montevideo.
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>>157334590
The gunshots scare the autistic twisters.
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Cruzeiro is too powerful
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>>157334417
"yo hice todo bien, ustedes son muy negros"
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2026 will be remembered as the year of the slurp
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>wax from one team
>wax from the other team
epic bros
>>
Como o trikaschizo sempre falou, o Palmeiras é bom mas nao é tao bom assim sem ajuda da arbitragem
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>wax from one ear
>wax from the other ear
I need some swabs
>>
Swabs are terrible for ear hygiene.
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>Abel Ferreira, sobre Palmeiras 1 x 1 Cerro Porteño: "Acho que fizemos um belíssimo jogo"
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>>157334782
>Acho
Salud
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>>157334765
they feel good tho
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>>157334765
Time to use the claw
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>>157334173
so freaking based
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lol no one is watching the game
>>
what a beautiful goal by arroyo, damn
>>
golaço, another brazilian champion incoming
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>>157334550
I apologise to Arroyo for calling him Ecuadorian
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Leonardo jardim has 0 remontadas.
I think i know how this will end
>>
CU
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>>157334765
What??
>>
>>157334679
>>157334667
Its over for brazilian footie
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>>157334993
guloso
>>
my copalib bros went to sleep
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>>157335047
I don't sleep
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>>157335047
Three consecutive shit games by Brazilian teams have made copalibers quit football
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>>157335059
I do nothing but think of u
>>
>>157335059
I don't eat
I do nothing but think of you
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>dancinha do paquetá
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>>157335095
I thought of it first, delete your post
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Paqueta
>>
this goal just guaranteed paquetá in copa america
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>>157335115
ugh
>>
pão que tá
>>
cugulosobros if we lose it's a good result, we win even in the loss
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>>157335115
His WC run guaranteed desu
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>>157335115
ynr Paquebet x Neymídia detroyed 2022 sudaca qualifiers
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ANOTHER slurper, copalib? gee, the grass is greener on sudakinoland
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>>157335170
Sudamericana is shit but that's expected. But these first R16 games haven't been good, it's the truth.
>>
PAQUETA
A
Q
I
E
T
A
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Flamengo is just too good man
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>>157333333
Based
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>>157335170
This game has been good
>>
jogadinha do paqueta
paqueta
paqueta
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>>157335218
has it? I almost fell asleep on the first half
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>>157335208
??
>>
>>157335228
Didn't saw the first half, second half might not be great but I really enjoy watching Flamengo.
Palmeiras Cerro was good
>>
Carrascal Time
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>>157335218
If you like the texture of semen, sure.
>>
Flamengo might just be one of the teams of all time.
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>>157335288
They will win la séptima before Bokita and la octava before Independiente, no one can't stop them
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>>157335274
Dont scare me
>>
(SERIO) are we approaching a new dark age of brazilian club football? 2020-2024 was a good run
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>>157335294
meaning?
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>>157335294
Lol, who will stop Brazilian teams? The shitshow Bover became?
>>
>>157335297
read the fine print
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>>157335305
nigger
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carrascal é açucarado
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>>157335311
God writes right through pie lines
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>>157335294
i trust abel ferreira
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>>157335294
I don't want to be an opportunistic alarmist but I've been feeling that too. It looks like mid 2025 was the turning point and now it all keeps getting worse.
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>>157335303
Cuidado con *checks notes* independiente rivadavia
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>>157335342
Lol, who is stopping you? Seriously, the tournament is literally made for Brasilian teams
>>
>>157335303
>>157335352
I'm not talking about another country surpassing >us, it's more about >ourselves engulfing in mediocrity
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i thrust into abel ferreira
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>>157335366
How?
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>>157335385
I’m 15cm into you and you’re 15cm into Abel Ferreira
You’re moving back or forward?
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>>157335405
>15 cm
thats very generous thanks
>>
O Bruno Henrique fala "os gol"
Eu não consigo entender como as pessoas conseguem cometer um erro tão básico
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Another noche amarga but antis never learn do they
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>>157335352
That's not the matter at hand. The level of play has visibly decreased, clubs seem to be struggling to make impact signings, attendance rates are declining relative to the previous years, and games are excrutiatingly boring (especially in knockout competitions). Every team in the G4 looks like dogshit and makes you feel bad for wasting your time watching them. So far this is the worst post-COVID season by a lot.
>>
some of our clubs are so rich it's funny to think if our currency wasn't worthless they'd be able to hire hire top tier talent from around the world and compete with europe's top clubs in terms of wages
>>
Flamengo sempre chuta no goleiro>
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>>157335402
with everyone playing like shit, the gap between a midtable club and a relegation fodder is minuscle
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>>157335426
>>
>>157335432
But even flamengo and palmeiras with very impactful signins are playing like dogshit
What gives?
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>>157335425
I feel the same kind of disgust whenever I hear "tu é", "tu vai"...
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>>157335451
It has been like that for at least 10 years
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>>157334257
>I have no idea why, whenever I see him I think of him as a Brazilian

same, those Portuguese genes are too strong
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>>157335469
Flamengo have been struggling for over a year with the fact that they're dependent on a bichado fodido attacking midfielder and have no viable substitute for Pedro. For this year their only signings were Vitão, Andrew and Paquetá. Palmeirenses have been begging for fullbacks that never come. Every team has at least one glaring squad issue that they don't seem to be able to solve no matter what.
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>>157335614
womenmasterclassnumber75
>>
least pozzed monos btw
>>
>>157335629
me?
>>
hein..



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